2019年英语笑话带翻译简短的

2019年英语笑话带翻译简短的

篇一：短篇英语笑话10则带翻译

短篇英语笑话10则带翻译

①Goldfish金鱼

Stan:Iwon92goldfish.

Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?

Stan:Inthebathroom。

Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?

Stan:Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!

=========================================================== ========斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

②TheRevenge欺骗的代价

OldFarmerJohnsonwasdying.Thefamilywasstandingaroundhisbed.W ithalowvoicehesaidtohiswife:"WhenI'mdeadIwantyoutomarryfarm erJones."Wife:"No,Ican'tmarryanyoneafteryou."Johnson:"ButIw antyouto."Wife:"Butwhy?"Johnson:"Jonesoncecheatedmeinahorse deal!"

=========================================================== ========老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”妻子：“为什么？”约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”

③IthinkthatI'machicken我想我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist:What'syourproblem?

Patient:IthinkI'machicken.

Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?

Patient:EversinceIwasanegg!

=========================================================== ========精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

④HowdoIgetthegumout我怎么把口香糖取出来

Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaine ditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofth epassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,"I'mmeetingmywiferightaway. HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?"

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当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”

⑤WhereAmI我在哪儿

AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hes awafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscaranda skedthefarmer,"Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?""Yes,"thefarm

erlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,"youareinyourcar,sir."======= ==========================================================

一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？”“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”

⑥Whydoyouneverphoneme?你为什么不给我打电话？

MrsHarrislivesinasmallvillage.Herhusbandisdead,butshehasone son.Heistwenty-oneandhisnameisGeoff.Heworkedintheshopinthev illageandlivedwithhismother,butthenhegotworkinatownandwenta ntlivedthere.ItsnamewasGreensea.Itwasquitealongwayfromhismo ther'svillage,andshewasnothappyaboutthis,butGeoffsaid,"Ther eisn'tanygoodworkformeinthecountry,Mother,andIcangetalotofm oneyinGreenseaandsendyousomeeveryweek."MrsHarriswasveryangr ylastSunday.Shegotinatrainandwenttoherson'shouseinGreensea. Thenshesaidtohim,"Geoff,whydoyouneverphoneme?"Geofflaughed. "But,Mother",hesaid,"youhaven'tgotaphone.""No,"sheanswered, "Ihaven't,butYOU'VEgotone!"