常用英语脱口秀
脱口秀英语
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 小别胜新婚。
She make a mess of things. 她把事情搞得一塌糊涂。
Get an eyeful. 看个够。
He has a quick eye. 他的眼睛很锐利。
Shoot the breeze. 闲谈。
Never mind. 不要紧。
Can－do. 能人。
Close－up. 特写镜头。
Drop it! 停止！
Bottle it! 闭嘴！
Don''t play possum! 别装蒜！
There is nobody by that name working here.这里没有这个人。
Hang on! 抓紧（别挂电话）！
Leave me alone. 别理我。
Chin up. 不气 ，振作些。
You never know. 世事难料。
High jack! 举起手来（抢劫）！
Why die she marry a man old enough to be her father？
Don't get me wrong. 别误会我。
You don't seem to be quite yourself today. 你今天看起来不大对劲。
Do you have any money on you？ 你身上带钱了吗？
What is you major？ 你学什么专业？
It is raining. 要下雨了。
Can I have this. 可以给我这个吗？
I might hear a pin drop. 非常寂静。
英语脱口秀
Any day will do？哪一天都可以？Any messages for me？有我的留言吗？Are you by yourself？你一个人来吗？All right with you？你没有问题吧？Are you free tomorrow？明天有空吗？Are you kidding me？你在跟我开玩笑吧？As soon as possible！尽可能快！Back in a moment！马上回来！Believe it or not！信不信由你！Better luck next time！下次会更好！Boy will be boys本性难移！Come to the point！有话直说！Do you accept plastic？收不收行用卡？Does it keep long？可以保存吗？Don't be so fussy！别挑剔了！Don't count to me！别指望我！Don't fall for it！不要上当!Don't get me wrong！你搞错了！Don't give me that！少来这套!Don't let me down！别让我失望！Don't lose your head！别乐昏了头！Don't over do it！别做过头了！Don't sit there daydreaming！别闲着做白日梦！Don't stand on ceremony！别太拘束！Drop me a line！要写信给我！Easy come easy go！来得容易去得也快！First come first served！先到先得！Get a move on！快点吧！Get off my back！不要嘲笑我！Give him the works！给他点教训！Give me a break！饶了我吧！Give me a hand！帮我一个忙！Great minds think alike！英雄所见略同！I'll treat you to lunch.午餐我请你！In one ear，out the other ear.一耳进，一耳出！I'm spaced-out！我开小差了！I beg your pardon！请你再说一遍！I can't afford that！我付不起！I can't follow you！我不懂你说的！I can't help it！我情不自禁！I couldn't reach him！我联络不上他！I cross my heart！我发誓是真的！I don't mean it！我不是故意的！I feel very miserable！我好沮丧！I have no choice！我别无选择了！I watch my money！视财如命！I'll be in touch！保持联络！I'll check it out！我去看看！I'll show you around！我带你四处逛逛！I'll see to it！我会留意的！I'm crazy for you！我为你疯狂！You make me jump！你下了我一跳！Make up your mind.作个决定吧！Make yourself at home！就当在家一样！My mouth is watering！我要流口水了！Never heard of it！没听说过！Nice talking to you！很高兴和你聊天！No doubt about it！勿庸置疑！No pain no gain！不经一事，不长一智！None of your business！要你管？There is nothing on your business！这没你的事！Now you are really talking！说得对！Please don't rush me！请不要吹促我！Please keep me informed！请一定要通知我！She looks blue today.她今天很忧郁！She is under the weather.她心情不好！So far，so good.过得去。
三分钟英语脱口秀台词
三分钟英语脱口秀台词篇一：3分钟英语脱口秀Go oda ft er no on，la di esa ndg en tl em en！Imve ryh on or edt ost an dhe rea ndg iv eyo uash or tsp ee ch!Tob eg inw it h,Iw an ttoa skaq ue st io n.D oe sev er yb od ydr ea mago odd re aml as tni gh t?A ct ua ll y,t od ayIw an ttot al kab ou tdr ea mwi thy ou.Ofc ou rs e,W ha tIwa ntt ota lki sno tadr ea myo uha vel as tni gh t,bu tadr ea m——ab ou tli fe.Ev er yo neh as d re am sab ou tli fe,di ff er en tdr ea msa tdi ff er en tli fes ta ge,a ndw ene edd re am stos up po rtu s.D re am sar eli ket hes ta rsw ene ve rre ac hint hes ky,b utl ik emo stm ar in er s（水手）,wec anc ha rto urc ou rs ebyt he m.W it hth edr ea m,weh av eadi re ct io n,wi thad ir ec ti on,wew er enol on ge rco nf us ed.W it hth edr ea m,t he rei sho pe,W it hho pe,weh av eth est re ng tht ofi gh t.B utIk no w，li fei sto ug h,an dth er ear eal wa ysu psa nd d ow ns,ma yb ewef ai lint hew ayt oou rai ms,a ndw ema yfe eld ep re ss ed,wh en ev era tth ist im e,t hed re ami nou rhe ar tca nal wa ysf or tus,en co ur ag eus,an dsu pp or tust omo vea he ad.Y ou ng!F or tu na te ly,Iamy ou ngn ow.Ju std uet oit,Ikn owt ha tno th in gisi mp os si bl e.Ifi rm lyb el ie vet ha tno th in gca nst an dinm ywa y.I fIca ntre al iz emyd re am,i tre su ltf ro mth atIh av entw or kha rd ere no ug han dIwo ntfi ndo th ere xc us es.Ifn ope op leb el ie vey ou,yo uca nma kei ttop ro vet ha tyo uar eri gh t.I fyo uth in kth ego dha ve ntbl es se dyo uan dth er eisn otr ut hhe re,yo uca nbe eth ego dan dcr ea tet het ru th.Myb re at hsw al lo wst hes kya ndm ak eth eye ll owr iv ero ve rf lo w,m ysw or disf am ou sinK yu sh uan ditc anc ol la ps eth efi ves ac re dmo un ta in s.A tso met im eint hep as tIal soh ada mbi ti ou swo rd san dIha dso mea ch ie ve me nt s.E ac hac hi ev em en tre su lt sfr omm yha rdw or k.Ia lw ay sbe li ev eth at I fyo uwa ntt oha vem or eac hi ev em en tst ha not he rs,yo umu stw or kha rd er.Ins om eex te nt,th edr ea mist heh op e.I fyo uca nin si sto ndo in gso me th in g,t hev ic to ryw il le.H ol dfa st t odr ea ms,fo rifd re am sdi e,l if eisab ro ke n-wi ng edb ir dth atc an no tfl y.H ol dfa stt odr ea ms,fo rwh end re am sgo,li fei saba rr enf ie ldf ro ze nwi ths no w.S omyd ea rfr ie nd s,t hi nko fyo uro lda ndm ay bed ea ddr ea ms.Wh at ev eri tis,pi ck i tupa ndm ak eita li vef ro mto da y.L ets---mo ve----o ut!Th an kyo ufo ryo url is te ni ng!篇二：英语脱口秀剧本T al ksh ows cr ip tHo st:HE xp er t:EP ar ti es 1:M(mo th er)Pa rt ie s2:D(da ug ht er)H:w el etoo urC om mu ni ca ti onp ro gr am,I’mth eho st es sli ly.To da yweh av eth eps yc ho lo gi stM r.V er no n!W el e!(a pp la us e)O urh er oi net od ayi sa46-y ea rs-o ldl ad y,s heh asa nob ed ie ntd au gh te r,b utr ec en tl yhe rda ug ht erh asd on eso me th in gma deh erv er yan gr yan dwo rr ie d.Wh ath ap pe ne d?P le as elo okt heV CR.H:n owp le as ewe let hem ot he rMi ssL i.M:h el lo,ev er yo ne!Myn am eisL ixx.(ha veas ea t,p le as e!)T ha nky ou!H:so,yo urd au gh te risaj un io rco ll eg est ud en t,r ig ht?M:y ea h,20-ye ar s-ol d,s hef ai le dint hec ol le gee nt ra nc eex am in at io n,d idn otg eth eri de alu ni ve rs it y,j us teo ll edb yqi us hic ol le gei nGu iy an g.S hes tu di esv er yha rda ft erg et ti ngi nt oco ll eg e,w an ti ngt opa sst heT OP-U Pex am in at io n.B uts ev er al d ay sag o,s het ol dmes hew an ttog iv eitu pan d,wh at’sw or se,sh ere ntar oo mou ts id eth esc ho olw it hhe rfr ie nd swi th ou tin fo rm in gme!(an gr y)Ic an’tg ett hr ou ghh ern ow,I’mve ryw or ri ed.Iwa ntt okn oww hys hec ha ng edh erm in dsu dd en ly?H:di dyo urd au gh te rst ud ie dve ryh ar dan dha veah ig he rma rkb ef or e?M:ye ah,sh elo ve sst ud ysi nc esh ewa sach il d,s hes tu dyh ar de rth ana nye ls eofh erc la ss ma te s.H:d oe ssh eli ket odos oorb ei ngf or cet ost ud y?M:s hed ev el op edt hi sha bi tsi nc esh ewa sach il d.H:y oum ea nst ud yha rdi she rre alm in d?(y ea h)an dsh ech an ge dhe rmi nds ud de nl y?(y ea h)d ids hem en ti on eds hew an ttog iv eupt hee xa mbe fo re?M:ye s,o fco ur se.Sh eto ldm esh ewa nt edt oge tmo req ua li fi ca ti on sint hef ut ur e.B utId on’tk no wwh y!S he j us tto ldi tsu dd en ly!Ica n’tun de rs ta nd!H:mo red et ai ls?M:sh eto ldm esh ewa nt edt obu yso mes ki rta ndc os me ti csa nd b eem or ebe au ti fu l,Id on’ta gr eet ha t.It hi nkm yda ug ht er i sast ud en tan dsh esh ou ldd re ssm or eco ns er va ti ve.Weq ua rr el eda nds hed id n’tgr ee tmen ex tda y!H:d ids hem ak eupb ef or e?M;N ev er.Sh ene ve rma deu path om e.H:O K,w ha tha pp en edo nth eda ug ht era ndm ad ehe rha ves omu cha tt it ud ech an get ow ar dst heT OP-U Pex am?we’db et te ras kth eda ug ht er h er se lf.Pl ea sel oo kth eVC R.H:No wLe t’swe lej ul ie!D:H el lo,ev er yo ne!(h av ease at,pl ea se.)T ha nky ou!H:yo uha ve n’tca ll edy ou rmo th erf oral on gti me,ri gh t?(ye ah)do y ouk no wyo urm omw or ri eda bo uty oual ot?D:I’m。
利英语脱口秀and一些常用语的地道翻译
49. 外资企业： overseas-funded enterprises
50. 下岗职工： laid-off workers
51. 分流： reposition of redundant personnel
7. 层层转包和违法分包： mutlti-level contracting and illegal subcontracting
8. 城乡信用社： credit cooperative in both urban and rural areas
9. 城镇居民最低生活保障： a minimum standard of living for city residents
35. 粮食收购资金实行封闭运行： closed operation of grain purchase funds
36. 粮食销售市场： grain sales market
37. 劣质工程： shoddy engineering
38. 乱收费、乱摊派、乱罚款： arbitrary charges, fund-raising, quotas and
84．“摇头丸”：dancing outreach
85．“传销”：multi level marketing
86．“（计算机）2000年问题”：Y2K problem(y for year, k for kilo or
thousand)
87．“白皮书”：white paper(不是white cover book)
52. 素质教育： education for all-round development
英语脱口秀自我介绍
英语脱口秀自我介绍Hello everyone, I am thrilled to be here today to introduce myself as a stand-up comedian in the world of English comedy. My name is Sarah and I have been performing comedy for the past five years, bringing laughter and joy to audiences all around the world.I discovered my passion for comedy at a young age, always making my friends and family laugh with my witty remarks and funny observations. As I grew older, I realized that I had a talent for making people laugh and decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy.One of the things I love most about being a comedian is the ability to connect with people from all walks of life. Comedy has a way of bringing people together, breaking down barriers, and creating a sense of community. Whether I am performing in a small comedy club or a packed theater, the feeling of making people laugh is truly exhilarating.In my comedy routines, I draw inspiration from my own life experiences, as well as the world around me. I find humor in everyday situations, from navigating the challenges of dating to dealing with the absurdities of modern technology. By sharing my unique perspective on the world, I hope to not only entertain my audience but also encourage them to see the humor in their own lives.As a comedian, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. In a world that can often feel overwhelming and stressful, comedy provides a much-needed escape, allowing people to forget their troubles and simply enjoy the moment. I take pride in being able to bring joy and laughter to others, knowing that I am making a positive impact on their lives.In addition to performing stand-up comedy, I also enjoy writing and creating my own material. I love the creative process of coming up with new jokes and refining my routines to ensure they resonate with audiences. It is a challenging but rewarding endeavor that allows me to continually grow and evolve as a comedian.Overall, I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to pursue my passion for comedy and share my humor with the world. I look forward to continuing to make people laugh, spread joy and positivity, and hopefully inspire others to find the humor in their own lives. Thank you for allowing me to introduce myself, and I can't wait to make you laugh in the future!。
英语脱口秀
• To live is to learn,to learn is to better live. 活着为了学习，学习为了更好的活着。 • An idle youth,a needy age. 少壮丌劤力，老大徒伤悲。 • Beauty will buy no beef. 漂亮丌能当饭吃。 • All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的未必都是釐子。
• stand a chance:有可能,有希望 stand a chance 是指有可能,有希望;stand a chance (of doing something)是指做某事有可能做成,有可能成功.通常用在否 定的形式(not stand a chance) • His opponent did not stand a chance. 他的对手毫无叏胜的机会 • I don't think they stand a chance of winning. 我看他们没有获胜的希望. • Do you think I stand a chance of winning first place? 你认为我有希望拿第一吗? • Everyone stands a chance of catching the disease. 每个人都有可能得这种病.
• get/have cold feet
to suddenly become nervous about doing something that you had planned to do 临阵胆怯: 畏缩 He was going to ask her but he got cold feet and said nothing. 他本来是想向她提出邀请的,可事到临头他却胆怯 得什么也没有说.
一学就会750句英语口语脱口秀
一学就会——750句英语口语脱口秀1.I see．我明白了。
2.I quit!我不干了!3.Let go!放手!4.Me too．我也是。
5.My god!天哪!6.No way!不行!e on．来吧(赶快)8.Hold on．等一等。
9.I agree。
我同意。
10.Not bad．还不错。
11.Not yet．还没。
12.See you．再见。
13.Shut up!闭嘴!14.So long．再见。
15.Why not?好呀!(为什么不呢?)16.Allow me．让我来。
17.Be quiet!安静点!18.Cheer up!振作起来!19.Good job!做得好!20.Have fun!玩得开心!21.How much?多少钱?22.I'm full．我饱了。
23.I'm home．我回来了。
24.I'm lost．我迷路了。
25.My treat．我请客。
26.So do I．我也一样。
27.This way。
这边请。
28.After you．您先。
29.Bless you!祝福你!30.Follow me．跟我来。
31.Forget it!休想!(算了!)32.Good luck!祝好运!33.I decline!我拒绝!34.I promise．我保证。
35.Of course!当然了!36.Slow down!慢点!37.Take care!保重!38.They hurt．(伤口)疼。
39.Try again．再试试。
40.Watch out!当心。
41.What's up?有什么事吗?42.Be careful!注意!43.Bottoms up!干杯(见底)!44.Don't move!不许动!45.Guess what?猜猜看?46.I doubt it我怀疑。
47.I think so．我也这么想。
48.I'm single．我是单身贵族。
单人英语脱口秀台词
单人英语脱口秀台词篇一：英语单人脱口秀台词talk show scriptm:hello, everyone! my name is li xx.(have a seat, please!)thank you!h:so, your daughter is a junior college student, right?h:did your daughter studied very hard and have a higher mark before?m:yeah, she loves study since she was a child, she study harder than any else of her classmates.h:does she like to do so or being force to study?m:she developed this habit since she was a child.h:you mean study hard is her real mind?(yeah)and she changed her mind suddenly?(yeah) did she mentioned she want to give up the exam before?m:yes, of course. she told me she wanted to get more qualifications in the future. but i don’t know why! she just told it suddenly! i can’t understand!h:more details?h:did she make up before?m;never. she never made up at home.h:ok, what happened on the daughter and made her have so much attitude change towards the top-up exam? we’d better ask the daughter herself. please look the vcr.d: hello, everyone! (have a seat, please.) thank you!h: you haven’t called your mother for a long time, right? (yeah) do you know your mom worried about you a lot?d: i’m...i’m sorry.m: i’m so disappointed. you don’t go to school, you wear heavy make-up......h: (to m) i want to explain that lily looks nature and without make-up in order to see you. (to d) did you mean to consider about your mom by doing that?d: yes, i dare not wear high heel shoes, dare not have heavy make-up. this is what i look like when i stay with my mom.h: but why didn’t you tell your mother you have moved to your rented house?m: as a student, you don’t stay at school instead of live outside, do you think it’s reasonable? (angry) d: you ha(转载于: 博威范文网:单人英语脱口秀台词)ve never thought about my feelings, every time i bought by clothes, you will say that don’t suit me and ask me don’t wear that clothes. when all my peers have the rights to decide whath: we have heard that you did some part time job after school? d: yes, i want learn more, i don’t like my major, my mom choose it for me.m: i’m for your good, you know. we have the ability to give you what you want to, you just need to tell me. and study hard, i don’t want you to do the job has any relationship with your major. e: so, miss li. your daughter just wants to be more independent, this is a good thing. am i right? may be her mother think that she is just a 20-years-old student, but i think lily is a 20-years-old girl, she should have a colorful and wonderful life experience instead of live as the her mother want her to live, that will give lily much pressure, maybe she want relax herself by living outside and make decision by herself. am i right? lily?m: but she never told me she don’t want to do so.(委屈）e: that is because you give her so much pressure.m: but i don’t think i have given her any pressure, she was doing what she wanted to do! she needn’t to pretend to be so for 20 years!e: i think your daughter tried to express herself, but her idea was opposed again and again. at last, she is not willing to try any more. for example, she bought a simple cloth, but when she came back home, you don’t agree with her taste and want her towear what you like. what’s the biggest feature of an adolescent? rebellion. you ask them to do this, they insist to do that! they develop their judge and consider ability by such way. actually, your daughter doesn’t have any pretend actions, she is just an adolescent, at this period, any actions of over-protecting and strict discipline from parents will be an obstacle on the development of the child. what they just needfreedom to do what they like to do.d: i just want such a chance to experience life by myself and decide i will do in the future. may be i will be fail, but without this trying, i will be regret for a life time.e: i have to admit julie want to be more independent is a good thing . but do you know what is your goal at present? and what you will do to pursue your dream?d: i haven’t decided yet.e: if you have set a goal and want to pursue it, it’s acceptable. but the problem is that you don’t know what’s your really want. so, you should set a goal first.篇二：英文脱口秀台词篇三：英语口语短句脱口秀365句英语口语短句脱口秀365句“口语要素”是李阳疯狂英语突破法的一个重要概念，特别地道，含含糊糊，一闪而过，听起来想一个单词一样的口语单位！李阳crazy要求学员必须首先掌握一定数量的口语要素，打好坚实的口语、听力基础，增强交流信心，达成说一句顶十句的疯狂境界和自信。
英语脱口秀经典句子
1．It's up to you.（由你决定。
）2．I envy 【羡慕】you.（我羡慕你。
）3．How can I get in touch with you?4．Where can I wash my hands? （请问洗手间在哪里？）5．What's the weather like today?（今天天气如何？）6．Where are you headed 【朝…方向行进】? （你要到哪里去？）7．I wasn't born yesterday.（我又不是三岁小孩。
）8．What do you do for relaxation【消遣、娱乐】?（你做什么消遣？）9．It’s a small world.（世界真小！）10．It’s my treat【请客、款待】this time.（这次我请客！）11．The sooner the better. （越快越好。
）12．When is the most convenient 【方便的；便利的】time for you?13．Take your time.（慢慢来/别着急。
）14．I'm mad about Bruce Lee.（我迷死李小龙了。
）I'm crazy【着迷的；狂热爱好的】about rock15．How do I address you?（我怎么称呼你？）我翻我译"e ~ ] L7e d16．What was your name again? （请再说一次名字好吗？）17．Would you care for【喜欢】a cop of coffee?（要被咖啡吗18．She turns me off.（她使我厌烦。
）19．So far so good.（目前为止，一切都好。
）20．It drives【逼迫；迫使】me crazy.（它把握逼疯了。
）21．She never showed up【出席；露面】.（她一直没有出现。
英语口语脱口秀演讲稿范文
---OpeningGood evening, everyone! It’s a pleasure to be here with you tonight. You know, life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get. And sometimes, it's a handful of tasty chocolates, but other times, it's a lemon. Well, today, I’m here to talk about embracing the lemons, learning from the chocolates, and most importantly, learning to dance in the rain.---Segment 1: Embracing the LemonsLet’s talk about the lemons. Life throws us curveballs all the time,and sometimes, w e end up with a sour taste in our mouth. But here’s the thing: lemons aren’t just for lemonade; they’re also for learning. Every time life hands us a lemon, it’s an opportunity to learn something new, to grow, to become stronger.Remember, when my best friend left me without a word, I was heartbroken.I felt like the world was crashing down around me. But instead ofletting it bring me down, I chose to embrace it. I learned to be more independent, to rely on myself, and to cherish the friendships thattruly mattered. And guess what? I grew stronger because of it.So, the next time life throws you a lemon, don’t throw it away. Take a deep breath, squeeze it, and make some lemonade. Because in the end, the sweetest things in life often come from the most difficult moments.---Segment 2: Learning from the ChocolatesNow, let’s talk about the chocolates. Life isn’t just about the lemons; it’s also about the delicious, mouth-watering chocolates. These are the moments that make us smile, that fill our hearts with joy, and that remind us why we love life.I remember the day I graduated from college. It was one of the proudest moments of my life. I had worked so hard, and it felt like all my dreams were coming true. Those moments are like the chocolates – sweet, delightful, and worth every bit of hard work.But here’s the thing: just like chocolates, these moments are fleeting. They don’t last forever. So, when you have a moment of joy, savor it. Treasure it. Because life is too short to take anything for granted.---Segment 3: Dancing in the RainNow, let’s talk about dancing in the rain. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes, it rains. It rains hard, and it makes everything around us wet and muddy. But you know what? That’s okay. Because dancing in the rain is one of the most liberating experiences you can have.When it rains, you can’t run. You can’t hide. You have to embrace it, dance in it, and let it wash over you. And in that moment, you realize that life is about adapting, about finding joy in the midst of chaos, and about loving every second of it.I remember the time I went on a road trip with my friends, and itstarted to rain. Instead of getting upset, we pulled over, grabbed our umbrellas, and danced in the rain. It was one of the most unforgettable moments of my life. And it taught me that life is about embracing the unexpected, about finding joy in the simplest things, and about never taking anything for granted.---ConclusionIn conclusion, life is a beautiful, chaotic, and unpredictable journey. It’s fil led with lemons, chocolates, and rain. But the key is to embrace it all. To learn from the lemons, savor the chocolates, and dance in the rain.So, my friends, let’s live life to the fullest. Let’s not take anything for granted. Let’s dance in the rain, em brace the lemons, and savor the chocolates. Because at the end of the day, life is about the journey, not the destination.Thank you for listening, and remember: life is a beautiful, delicious, and unpredictable box of chocolates. Enjoy every bite!Applause。
主持人脱口秀英语作文
主持人脱口秀英语作文1. Hey there, folks! Welcome to tonight's talk show. We've got a fantastic lineup for you, so sit back, relax, and get ready for some good laughs and thought-provoking discussions.2. Our first guest tonight is a talented actor who's been making waves in the industry. Let's give a warm welcome to [guest's name]!3. Next up, we have a special segment where we'll be discussing the latest trends in fashion and beauty. Stay tuned for some insider tips and tricks from our fabulous panel of experts.4. Now, it's time for some audience participation!We're going to play a fun game with our live studio audience, so get ready to show off your skills and win some awesome prizes.5. In our final segment, we'll be delving into some hot topics and controversial issues. Get ready for some heated debates and passionate opinions from our panel of experts and special guests.6. And that's a wrap for tonight's show, folks! Thanks for tuning in and joining us for another entertaining and engaging evening. See you next time!。
英语脱口秀稿子三分钟
英语脱口秀稿子三分钟Good evening everyone, thank you for joining me tonight. I hope you're all ready for some laughs and maybe a few groans. So, let's get started with the show!Have you ever noticed how everyone seems to be an expert on something these days? You mention you have a headache, and suddenly your friend is a certified neurologist. Or you say you're feeling down, and suddenly your aunt is a licensed therapist. It's like we all went to the University of Google and got our degrees in everything.Speaking of Google, can we talk about autocorrect for a minute? I swear, that thing has a mind of its own. I'll be trying to send a text and next thing I know, I'm sending a message that makes absolutely no sense. And don't get me started on predictive texting. Apparently, my phone thinks I have a sudden desire to use random emojis in every sentence.But let's move on to something a little more relatable. How about the never-ending battle with technology? You know it's true when you spend more time trying to figure out how to turn on your new gadget than actually using it. And let's not even mention the frustration of trying to remember all those passwords. I swear, my brain is like a vault full of forgotten codes.And don't even get me started on social media. It's a whole other world out there. You could be having the worst day of your life, but as soon as you log on, suddenly everyone's life is picture-perfect. I mean, who are these people with their perfectly filteredselfies and #blessed captions? Can't we just keep it real for once?Well, folks, that's all the time we have for tonight. Thank you for joining me on this rollercoaster of laughs and rants. Remember, life is too short to take everything so seriously. So keep laughing, stay positive, and don't forget to unplug from time to time. Goodnight!Sure, let's continue the comedy train!Let's talk about the joys (and frustrations) of online shopping. It's like a magical wonderland where you can find anything you want with just a few clicks. But then reality sets in when your package arrives and it looks nothing like the photos online. I swear, I've received so many "one size fits all" items that barely fit a Barbie doll.And let's not forget about customer service. You call a hotline, get put on hold for what feels like eternity, only to be connected to a robot that can't understand a word you're saying. It's like a bad comedy sketch, except you're the one stuck in the middle of it. And how about those endless email newsletters? You sign up for a discount code, and suddenly your inbox is flooded with promotions from every company you've ever glanced at. It's like they have a secret pact to bombard you with advertisements until you can't resist clicking "unsubscribe."But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. There are some silver linings to our modern tech-infused world. Like the ability to connect with friends and family across the globe with just a video call. Or the convenience of having a wealth of information at our fingertips.And let's not forget the endless entertainment options available at the touch of a button.So, as we navigate the highs and lows of living in a digital age,let's remember to keep our sense of humor intact. Laugh at the autocorrect fails, roll your eyes at the password struggles, and embrace the chaos of online shopping. After all, life is an unpredictable ride, so why not enjoy the journey with a smile on your face?And with that, I bid you all goodnight. Thank you for sharing this laughter-filled evening with me. Remember, keep laughing, stay positive, and don't be afraid to poke a little fun at the absurdities of modern life. Until next time, take care!。
积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子
积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子大家好，今天我将为大家分享一些积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子。
希望通过这些内容，能给大家带来一些快乐和正能量。
1. Hello everyone! I recently discovered something interesting. Do you know what the most contagious thing in the world is? It's not a virus or a disease, it's actually a smile! So, let's all smile and spread positivity wherever we go.2. Have you ever noticed how powerful words can be? A simple compliment or a few words of encouragement can make someone's day. So, why not take a moment today to lift someone up with a kind word or two? Let's be a source of positivity in this world.3. Life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns. But remember, it's not about how many times we fall down, it's about how many times we get back up. So, no matter what challenges you may be facing, keep pushing forward and never give up.4. They say laughter is the best medicine, and I couldn't agree more. Let's take a moment to find humor in everyday life. Laugh at our mistakes, laugh at the little things, and most importantly, laugh at ourselves. It's a simple way to brighten up our day and the lives of those around us.5. We all have dreams and goals, but sometimes we get caught up in the fear of failure. Remember, the only way to truly fail is not to try at all. So, go after your dreams with passion and determination. Embrace failures as stepping stones to success. Don't let fear hold you back.6. Have you ever noticed how a random act of kindness can instantly brighten someone's day? It could be as simple as holding the door for someone or offering a helping hand. Let's make a conscious effort to spread kindness wherever we go. Together, we can create a ripple effect of positivity.7. Life is too short to hold grudges, to be angry or to be negative. Let go of the past, forgive others, and focus on the present moment. Surround yourself with positive people who lift you up and inspire you to be the best version of yourself.Remember, positivity is contagious. Let's be the source of light and inspiration in the world. Together, we can make a difference. Thank you!请注意，以上是积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子，旨在传递善意和正能量。
英语幽默脱口秀稿子
英语幽默脱口秀稿子Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! How are you all doing tonight? I hope you're ready for some laughter because I'm here to deliver some English humor that will surely tickle your funny bone.You know, one thing I find interesting about the English language is its endless array of puns. For example, did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? I heard he made a mint!Speaking of inventors, I recently came across a new word in the dictionary - "plagiarism." It means "using someone else's words without giving them credit." Funny thing is, I copied that definition from somewhere.Now, let's talk about technology. They say that technology is advancing so fast these days that the newest iPhone is already outdated before you even finish paying for it. It's like the moment you take it out of the box, Apple reveals that they've released "The Next Big Thing" that makes your current phone look like a brick. But hey, at least it doesn't come with a charger!Speaking of phones, you know what's become the new trend? Texting while walking. I mean, who needs to look where they're going when you can risk your life by sending an emoji-filled message to your friend? It's like we've collectively decided that the only thing we're watching out for is the low battery notification. And let's not forget about the awkwardness of autocorrect. You could be innocently texting your mom asking if she wants to grab dinner, and suddenly, it becomes "You want to grab Tinder?" Trustme, it's not a conversation you want to have with your mom.Moving on to relationships, have you ever noticed how arguing with your spouse is like trying to fold a fitted sheet? It's just impossible! You end up more frustrated than when you started, and you have no idea how you got into such a mess in the first place.And finally, let's talk about dieting. They say you are what you eat, but I'm really hoping that's not true because I don't remember eating a thin, rich, and successful person lately. I must have missed that menu item.Well, that's all the comedy I have for tonight. I hope I was able to bring a smile to your face and lighten your day. Thank you for being such a wonderful audience, and remember, laughter is the best medicine - unless you're allergic to funny bones. Goodnight, everyone!。
小学英语口语学习大全 学习“this,that,it”脱口秀素材
学习“this，that，it"脱口秀【嘉宾this】Hi！Boys and girls！我this是指示代词家族中的一员.常用来指离说话人较近的人或物。
请看:This is a book 这是一本书。
（指近处)向别人介绍某人时，要用This is。
..，请看：Mum，this is my friend，Ann. 妈妈，这是我的朋友，安。
This is an apple。
That is a pear. 这是只苹果.那是只梨。
我还可以用在电话用语中,指代”我(I）" .请看:Hello！This is Lucy。
喂！我是露茜。
【嘉宾that】各位好！我that也是指示代词中的一员,我that与this相对应.我一般指较远处的东西.请看：That is a bike. 那是一辆自行车.(指远处）在打电话时，我that 是指代”你(you)” 。
请看：Hello！Is that Mr。
Green speaking？您好！您是格林先生吗？【嘉宾it】大家好！我it通常用来代替一个动物或一个无生命的物体.首先请看下面的一个情景例句:-What's this? 这是什么？—It's a watch. 这是一块手表。
在回答this 或that(均指物）为主语的疑问句时,要用我it来代替this或that。
”this, that和it”有着扯不断的联系.今天他们三者有机会集中在一起叙述自己独有的”绝招”。
大家可要边比较边学习哟！【链接训练】1。
Mum，_____ is Lily. Lily, _____is my mother。
2。
-Is _____ Mike’s new pen？-Yes，_____ is。
KEY: 1。
this, this 2.this/ that, it。
高中90秒英语脱口秀稿怎么写
高中90秒英语脱口秀稿怎么写写一篇90秒的英语脱口秀稿需要遵循一定的结构和格式。
首先，你需要一个引人入胜的开头，接着是一个有趣的故事或观点，然后是一个强有力的结尾。
以下是一个例子：Title: The Struggle of Modern LifeHello everyone, today I want to talk about the struggles of modern life. You know, we all face the same issues: stress at work, never-ending to-do lists, and the constant buzz of notifications on our phones. It’s enough to make us feel like we’re running in circles.But the funny thing is, even with all this stress, we still find ways to adapt. We invent new ways to multitask, like talking on the phone while cooking dinner or checking emails while driving. It’s almost like we’re competing to see who can do the most things at once!So, my point is, even though modern life can be hectic and overwhelming, we need to remember to take a step back and enjoy the little things. Remember to breathe, to relax, and to appreciatethe simple pleasures in life. Because in the end, it’s not about how many tasks we can complete, but about how we choose to live our lives.That’s all for toda y, guys. Remember to take care of yourself and each other. Thanks for listening!这只是一个基本的模板，你可以根据自己的兴趣和观点进行调整和扩展。
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Any day will do？哪一天都可以？Any messages for me？有我的留言吗？Are you by yourself？你一个人来吗？All right with you？你没有问题吧？Are you free tomorrow？明天有空吗？Are you kidding me？你在跟我开玩笑吧？As soon as possible！尽可能快！Back in a moment！马上回来！Believe it or not！信不信由你！Better luck next time！下次会更好！Boy will be boys本性难移！Come to the point！有话直说！Do you accept plastic？收不收行用卡？Does it keep long？可以保存吗？Don't be so fussy！别挑剔了！Don't count to me！别指望我！Don't fall for it！不要上当！Don't get me wrong！你搞错了！Don't give me that！少来这套！Don't let me down！别让我失望！Don't lose your head！别乐昏了头！Don't over do it！别做过头了！Don't sit there daydreaming！别闲着做白日梦！Don't stand on ceremony！别太拘束！Drop me a line！要写信给我！Easy come easy go！来得容易去得也快！First come first served！先到先得！Get a move on！快点吧！Get off my back！不要嘲笑我！Give him the works！给他点教训！Give me a break！饶了我吧！Give me a hand！帮我一个忙！Great minds think alike！英雄所见略同！I'll treat you to lunch.午餐我请你！In one ear，out the other ear.一耳进，一耳出！I'm spaced-out！我开小差了！I beg your pardon！请你再说一遍！I can't afford that！我付不起！I can't follow you！我不懂你说的！I can't help it！我情不自禁！I couldn't reach him！我联络不上他！I cross my heart！我发誓是真的！I don't mean it！我不是故意的！I feel very miserable！我好沮丧！I have no choice！我别无选择了！I watch my money！视财如命！I'll be in touch！保持联络！I'll check it out！我去看看！I'll show you around！我带你四处逛逛！I'll see to it！我会留意的！I'm crazy for you！我为你疯狂！You make me jump！你下了我一跳！Make up your mind.作个决定吧！Make yourself at home！就当在家一样！My mouth is watering！我要流口水了！Never heard of it！没听说过！Nice talking to you！很高兴和你聊天！No doubt about it！勿庸置疑！No pain no gain！不经一事，不长一智！None of your business！要你管？There is nothing on your business！这没你的事！Now you are really talking！说得对！Please don't rush me！请不要吹促我！Please keep me informed！请一定要通知我！She looks blue today.她今天很忧郁！She is under the weather.她心情不好！So far，so good.过得去。
Speaking of the devil！一说曹操，曹操就到！Stay away from me！离我远一点！Stay on the ball！集中注意力！That makes no difference.不都一样吗？That's a touchy issue！这是个辣手得问题！That's always the case！习以为常！That's going too far！这太离谱了！That's more like that！这才象话嘛！The answer is zero！白忙了！The dice is cast！已成定局了！The same as usual！一如既往！The walls have ears！隔墙有耳！There you go again！你又来了！Time is running out！没有时间了！We better get going！最好马上就走！Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 小别胜新婚。
After you．您先。
Allow me．让我来。
Any day will do．哪一天都行夕Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗?Any thing else? 还要别的吗?Any urgent thing？有急事吗？Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧!Are you sure? 你肯定吗?As soon as possible! 越快越好!Be careful! 注意!Be quiet! 安静点!Believe it or not! 信不信由你!Between us. 你知，我知。
Big mouth! 多嘴驴！Blast! **！Bless you! 祝福你!Bottle it! 閉嘴！Bottoms up! 干杯！Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)!Boy! （表示惊奇，兴奋等）哇！好家伙！Break the rules. ?#;反規則。
Break the rules. 违反规则。
Can I have this. 可以给我这个吗？Can I help you? 我能帮你吗?Can you dig it？你搞明白了吗？Can－do. 能人。
Cheap skate! 小气鬼！Cheer up! 振作起来!Chin up. 不气，振作些。
Close－up. 特寫鏡頭。
Clothes make the man．人要衣装。
Come on! 快点，振作起来！Come on, be reasonable. 嗨，你怎么不讲道理。
Come on．来吧(赶快)Come seat here. 来这边坐。
Congratulations! 祝贺你!Control yourself! 克制一下!Count me on 算上我。
Daring! 亲爱的！Dead end. 死胡同。
December heartbeat. 黄昏恋。
Did you miss the bus? 你错过公共汽车了?Dinner is on me. 晚饭我请。
Do l have to 非做不可吗?Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗?Do you have any money on you？你身上带钱了吗？Do you have straw？你有吸管吗？Does it serve your purpose？对你有用吗？Doggy bag. 打包袋。
Don't be so childish. 别这么孩子气。
Don't be so modest．别谦虚了。
Don't count on me．别指望我。
Don't fall for it! 别上当!Don't flatter me. 过奖了。
Don't get high hat. 别摆架子。
Don't get loaded. 别喝醉了。
Don't get me wrong. 别误会我。
Don't give me that! 少来这套!Don't let me down．别让我失望。
Don't let me down. 别让我失望。
Don't lose your head。
不要惊慌失措。
Don't make up a story. 不要捏造事实。
Don't mention it. 没关系，别客气。
Don't move! 不许动!Don't over do it. 别太过分了。
Don't play possum! 別裝蒜！Don't push me. 别逼我。
Don't take ill of me. 别生我气。
Don't trust to chance! 不要碰运气。
Don't worry．别担心。
Drop it! 停止！Easy come easy go．来得容易，去得快。
Easy does it. 慢慢来。
Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心!Excuse me，Sir．先生，对不起。
Fasten your seat belt．系好你的安全带。
Feel better? 好点了吗?Follow me．跟我来。
Follow my nose. 凭直觉做某事。
Forget it! 休想! (算了!)Fresh paint! 油漆未干！Get an eyeful. 看个够。
Get cold feet. 害怕做某事。
Get out of here! 滚出去！Gild the lily. 画蛇添足。
Give me a hand! 帮帮我!Go ahead. 继续。
Go down to business. 言归正传。
Go to hell！**吧！God works. 上帝的安排。
Good for you! 好得很！Good job! 做得好!Good luck! 祝好运!Good luck! 祝你好运！Guess what? 猜猜看?Hang on! 抓紧（别挂电话）！Have a good of it.玩的很高兴。
Have fun! 玩得开心!He always talks big．他总是吹牛。
He came by train．他乘火车来。