四人英语话剧剧本-《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆 A：旁白

A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC….）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)

L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.

A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo……“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”

L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.

At this time……(婚纱店)

L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Are you kidding?…… Why?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two

some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .

A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.

L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.