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荆轲刺秦王英语话剧剧本

Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；谋士阿三；西门吹雪；旁白；变态男；秦始皇；卫兵甲、乙；美女；

道具：乒乓球拍，短棍，网球拍，垫子，樊於期人头

演员表

太子丹：王成

谋士阿三：姜翔

荆轲：姜展

西门吹雪、变态男：胡准

旁白、秦始皇: 袁将

友情出演

美女：黄函

卫兵甲：秦建金

卫兵乙：秦军

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I Conspire(密谋)

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子丹：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? （二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！）

阿三：Talent!

太子丹：Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Mr Ximenchuixue and the other one is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：OK.

Action II tournament (比武)

旁白：Now,the competition of being the NO1 killer of the world is beginning!

(运动员进场音乐响起，荆轲上场)

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

(荆轲听到一声琵琶声害怕一下接着西门吹雪上场)

西门吹雪:Today I came here for the fighting,ti’s said that someone want to challenge my position in the killer world, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.

荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。

荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）:Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue? 西门吹雪：Just come on.

荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）:Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?

西门吹雪：:（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?

荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）:My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have

eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!

西门吹雪（大怒）:I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?

荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?

西门吹雪：WC.

荆轲：W-C-?

西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?

荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.

(西门吹雪下。)

旁白：Because of the abstention of Ximenchuixue so the winner is Jingke （荆轲双拳高举，大笑，拳皇中八神庵笑声音乐响起）

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

(太子丹晕倒)