You've Got Mail《电子情书(1998)》完整中英文对照剧本

电子情书

?梦想不过是愿望?

?Dreams are nothing more than wishes?

?愿望亦不过是梦想?

?And a wish's just a dream?

?你希望实现的梦想?

?You wish to come true?

?要是我能有一只小狗?

?If only I could have a puppy?

?我就会觉得自己十分幸运?

?I'd call myself so very lucky?

?拥有了狗狗的陪伴?

?Just to have some company?

?狗狗也能陪我一起喝茶?

?To share a cup of tea with me?

?我带着狗狗到处逛?

?I'd take my puppy everywhere?

?心中无忧无虑?

?La, la, la, la, I wouldn't care?

?我们会远离人群?

?Then we'll stay away from crowds?

?因为他们立着"狗狗禁止入内"的牌子?

?With signs that said "no dogs allowed", oh we??我知道它永远也不会咬我?

?I know he'd never bite me?

?我知道它永远不会咬我?

?I know he'd never bite me?

?如果我有个朋友就好了?

?If only I could have a friend?

?能陪伴我一直走下去?

?Who'll stick with me until the end?

?和我一起在海边散步?

?And walk along beside the sea?

?同我一起欣赏月光?

?To share a bit of moon with me?

?我会带着我的朋友到处逛?

?I'd take my friend most everywhere?

?心中无忧无虑?

?La, la, la, la, I wouldn't care?

?我们会远离人群?

?And we'll stay away from crowds?

?还有立着"朋友禁止入内"牌子的地方?

?With signs that said "no friends allowed", oh we?

?我们会非常快乐?

?We'd be so happy to be?

?我们在一起会非常快乐?

?We'd be so happy to be together?

?但梦想不过是愿望?

?But dreams are nothing more than wishes?

?愿望亦不过是梦想?

?And a wish's just a dream?

?你希望成真的梦想?

?You wish to come true?

惊人太惊人了

Amazing. This is amazing!

听听这篇报道弗吉尼亚州的所有职工

Listen to this: The entire work force of the state of Virginia

必须强制卸载他们电脑里的纸牌游戏

had to have Solitaire removed from their computers

因为他们已经六周没完成任何工作了

because they hadn't done any work in six weeks.

真可悲

That's so sad.

-你知道这代表什么吗 -不知道

- Do you know what this is? - No.

我们正在见证西方文明的终结

What we're seeing here is the end of Western civilization as we know it. 你是不是要迟到了

Hey, aren't you late?

说出科技给我们带来了什么好处

Technology. Name me one thing.

只要说出一项就好

One that we've gained from technology.

电力

Electricity.

算一项吧你以为机器是你的朋友但其实不然

That's one. You think this machine's your friend, but it's not.

-我出门了 -今晚见

- I'm out of here. - See you tonight.

-寿司 -寿司

- Sushi! - Sushi!

再见

Bye!

选择网名

小店女孩

欢迎

Welcome.

你有新邮件

You've got mail.

新邮件

发件人

纽约152

主题

布林克利

"布林克利是我的狗

"Brinkley is my dog.

他和我一样喜欢纽约的街道"

He loves the streets of New York as much as I do."

不过他喜欢在人行道旁捡披萨和面包圈吃

Although he likes to eat Bits 'n' Pizza and bagel off the sidewalk 而我更愿意去店里买♥♥

and I prefer to buy them.

布林克利是优秀的接球手

Brinkley is a great catcher

大都会分队曾邀请他试训

who was offered a tryout on the Mets farm team.

不过他选择和我待在一起这样他就可以

But he chose to stay with me so he could spend 18 hours a day 躺在超大的绿枕头上一天睡上十八小时

sleeping on a large green pillow the size of an inner tube.

纽约的秋天很惹人喜爱不是吗

Don't you love New York in the fall?

让我有想去买♥♥文具的冲动

Makes me want to buy school supplies.

亲爱的

Honey.

我快准备好了

I'm almost ready.

如果我知道你的名字和住址

I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils

我就会寄给你一束刚削好的铅笔

if I knew your name and address.

换个角度想这种未知感也有独特的魅力

On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

-你按下去了吗 -按了

- Did you push it? - Yeah.

我按下去了

Yes, I pushed it.

我要迟到了

I'm so late.

兰登出版社解雇了迪克·阿特金斯真是一大解脱

Random House fired Dick Atkins. Good riddance.

默里·切尔顿死了又少了一个不和我说话的人

Murray Chilton died, which makes one less person I'm not speaking to. 快点快点快点

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

文斯收到的反响很不错他肯定会得意忘形

Vince got a great review. He'll be insufferable.

今晚参加作家晚宴

Tonight, PEN dinner.

-我也要去吗 -乔·福克斯你答应过了

- Am I going? - Joe Fox, you promised.

这场合太正式了

It's black-tie.

我能不能直接捐钱

Can't I just give money instead?

这周是什么主题 "解放阿尔巴尼亚的作家"

What is it this week? "Free Albanian writers"?

我很赞成这事啊

I'm in favor of that.

好我去我去你要迟到了

Okay, I'll go. I'll go. You're late.

我知道我知道

I know, I know.

早上好伊登小姐

Good morning, Miss Eden.

谁是开心的狗狗谁是开心的狗狗

Who's a happy dog? Who's a happy dog?

-欢迎 -欢迎

- Welcome. - Welcome.

收件箱

你有新邮件

-你有新邮件 -你有新邮件

- You've got mail. - You've got mail.

好了下去吧下去吧

All right. Okay. Get down, get down.

亲爱的朋友我希望在信的开头

Dear friend: I like to start my notes to you

就能让你感觉到我们正聊到一半

as if we're already in the middle of a conversation.

我假装我们是最亲密的老朋友

I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends

然而事实却完全相反

as opposed to what we actually are:

我们是连对方名字都不知道的陌生人

People who don't know each other's names

早上好福克斯先生

Morning, Mr. Fox.

在聊天室相遇

and met in a chat room

而我们都声称自己从没进过聊天室

where we both claimed we'd never been before.

河滨大道152号♥

"纽约152今天会说些什么呢" 我心想

"What will NY152 say today?" I wonder.

我打开电脑

I turn on my computer.

迫不及待地等着网络连接

I wait impatiently as it connects.

上线之后

I go online

我屏住自己的呼吸

and my breath catches

直到我听到那五个字

in my chest until I hear three little words:

?我的生活啊?

?Oh, my life?

"你有新邮件"

"You've got mail."

?日新月异?

?is changing everyday?

我什么也听不见听不见纽约街头的任何声音

I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York. ?千变万化?

?In every possible way?

只有我自己的心跳声

Just the beat of my own heart.

我收到了你的邮件

I have mail from you.

?我的梦想啊?

?And oh, my dreams?

?暗流涌动?

?it's never quiet as it seems?

?暗流涌动?

?Never quiet as it seems?

?这种感觉是如此熟悉?

?I know I've felt like this before?

?但现在的感觉却更为强烈?

?but now I'm feeling it even more?

?因为这感觉来源于你?

?Because it came from you?

?我睁开双眼发现?

?And then I open up and see?

?我已陷入爱河?

?the person falling here is me?

?一种从未有过的方式?

?A different way to be?

?一颗充满惊奇的心?

?A totally amazing mind?

?如此温柔如此善解人意?

?so understanding and so kind?

?你就是我的一切?

?You're everything to me?

配电承包商打电♥话♥说

The electrical contractor called,

他昨晚开卡车的时候撞到了鹿

his truck hit a deer last night.

所以他明天之前都不能来了

So he's not gonna be here till tomorrow.

楼上书架的安装也要延期

And upstairs, the shelves are late...

因为我们订的那批松木里有甲虫

because the shipment of the pine we ordered has beetles. 很好很好

Very good, very good.

我们还吃了一张五万的罚单

And we got a $50,000 ticket

因为建筑工人在屋顶撒尿

for construction workers peeing off the roof.

很好好极了配电工来了吗

Great. That is great. Is the electrician here?

我刚和你说过他开车撞了鹿

See, I just told you he hit a deer.

我就知道你没认真听我说话

Man, I knew you weren't listening to me.

你说得对

You're right.

我确实没听

I wasn't.

"我什么也听不见

"I hear nothing.

什么也听不见

Nothing.

听不见城市街头的任何声音只有我自己的心跳声"

Not a sound on the city streets, just the beat of my own heart."

我想应该是这么说的差不多吧

I think that's how it goes. Something like that.

你和帕特丽夏订婚了对吗

You and Patricia got engaged, didn't you?

你可以告诉我的

You can tell me.

订婚

Engaged?

得了吧

Come on.

你疯了吗

Are you crazy?

怎么了我以为你喜欢帕特丽夏

What? I thought you liked Patricia.

没错我爱帕特丽夏

I do. I do. I love Patricia. I love Patricia.

帕特丽夏很厉害咖啡见了她都紧张

Patricia is-- Patricia's amazing. Patricia makes coffee nervous.

我们应该向周边居民介绍一下我们自己

You know what, we should announce ourselves to the neighborhood. 让他们知道我们来了

Let them know, here we come.

我不清楚这里是曼哈顿上西区

I don't know. This is the Upper West Side.

还不如直接告诉他们我们在这开了个毒品站

We might as well tell them we're opening a crack house.

他们会恨死我们的

They're going to hate us.

一旦他们听到这个消息他们就会排着队

As soon as they hear it, they're gonna be lining up

聚集在大型连锁店门前抗♥议♥

to picket the big, bad chain store.

这就相当于...

That's out to destroy

毁了他们珍视的一切

everything they hold dear.

我们得去诱惑他们

You know, we're going to seduce them.

我们得用我们书店的规模

We're going to seduce them with our square footage

折扣和舒适的扶手椅来诱惑他们

and our discounts and our deep armchairs....

还有我们的卡布奇诺

And our cappuccino.

没错他们刚开始会恨我们

That's right. They're going to hate us at the beginning.

但我们最终会打动他们

But we'll get them in the end.

-你知道为什么吗 -为什么

- And you know why? - Why?

因为我们卖♥♥的书很便宜

Because we're gonna sell them cheap books

而且还卖♥♥合法的兴♥奋♥剂♥ and legal addictive stimulants.

与此同时我们会在外面挂一块大牌子

In the meantime, we'll just put up a big sign:

"福克斯大型书城即将开业

"Coming soon, a Fox Books Superstore.

文明的终结即将到来"

The end of civilization as you know it."

街角书店

早上好克里斯蒂娜

Good morning, Christina.

早上好凯瑟琳

Morning, Kathleen.

今天真美好

It's a beautiful day.

今天真是再美好不过了不是吗

Isn't it just the most beautiful day?

我想是吧

I guess. Yeah, sure.

笨蛋你干什么

Idiot, what are you doing?

你干什么我前面是绿灯

What are you doing, man. I got the green light!

纽约的秋天很惹人喜爱不是吗

Don't you just love New York in the fall?

完美

Perfect.

闻着真不错

Can't beat that.

透明胶带吗你到底怎么了

Scotch tape? What is going on with you?

没事

Nothing.

-你恋爱了 -恋爱不才没有

- You're in love. - In love? No. No.

没错我和弗兰克恋爱了

Oh, yes, that's right! I'm in love with Frank.

我几乎算是和弗兰克同居了

I'm practically living with Frank.

你能在这周之内把我们的圣诞宣传广♥告♥发出去吗Do you think you could get our Christmas mailers out this week? 好我保证在下周一前完成

Yeah yeah yeah, by Monday, I promise.

我只是有篇论文得在这周五之前交

I just, I have this paper due Friday.

到底怎么了

What is going on?

没事没事什么事也没有

Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all.

如果你不告诉我我就一直在这站着

You know, I am just going to stand here until you tell me.

好吧

All right.

如果你通过邮件结识了一个人这算不忠吗

Is it infidelity if you're involved with someone on e-mail? 你们做过爱了吗

Have you had sex?

当然没有我都不认识他

No, of course not. I don't even know him.

-我是说网络性♥爱♥ -没有

- I mean cybersex. - No.

千万不要尝试一旦你这么做

Well, don't do it. The minute you do,

你立刻就会失去他们对你的尊重

they lose all respect for you.

不是你说的那样

Well, it's not like that.

我们只是互发邮件而已真没什么事

We just e-mail. It's really nothing.

最重要的是

On top of which,

我在考虑要不要到此为止因为这变得越来越...

I'm definitely thinking about stopping because it's getting.... 失控了吗

Out of hand?

令人困惑

Confusing.

但也不算吧因为本来就没什么大不了

But not. Because it's nothing.

你在哪儿认识他的

Where'd you meet him?

我都记不起来了

Listen, I can't even remember.

好吧

Okay.

在我生日那天我抱着玩玩的心态

On my birthday, I wandered

进入了"三十岁以上人群"的聊天室

into the "Over 30" Room for a joke, sort of.

他也在我们就开始聊天了

And he was there. And we started chatting.

聊什么

About what?

书和音乐我们俩有多爱纽约

Books and music, how much we both love New York....

都是无关痛痒的话题

Harmless, harmless.

也没什么意义

Meaningless.

刚削好的铅笔花束得了吧

Bouquets of sharpened pencils. Oh.

你说什么

Excuse me?

算了

Forget it.

我们没聊任何私人话题

We don't talk about anything personal,

所以我不知道他的名字

so I don't know his name...

也不知道他的职业和住址

or what he does or where he lives exactly...

如果不想再联♥系♥了也很简单因为我根本没见过他so it'll be easy for me to stop seeing him, because I'm not.

天哪下一个走进书店的人可能就是他

God, he could be the next person to walk into the store.

我知道

I know.

他可能就是...

He could be...

乔治

George.

早上好

Morning.

你上网吗

Are you online?

在我看来

Well, as far as I'm concerned...

上网只是另一种被女人拒绝的方式

the Internet is just another way of being rejected by a woman.

早上好

Good morning.

早上好伯蒂

Good morning, Birdie.

你们俩在聊什么呢

What are you girls talking about?

网络性♥爱♥

Cybersex.

我试过一次但总是显示信♥号♥♥忙

I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal. 我知道

I know.

我知道之前一个周六晚上九点左右我真的很郁闷...

I know. I was really depressed one Saturday night about 9:00-- 该开门了

Time to open up!

杰西卡和玛雅你们好吗

Jessica and Maya, how are you today?

要和凯瑟琳打招呼吗

Want to say hi to Kathleen?

你好凯瑟琳

Hi, Kathleen.

早上好这里是街角书店

Good morning, Shop Around the Corner.

我是乔治有什么能帮您的

George speaking. May I help you?

装♥修♥进程很顺利我们应该可以按时开业Construction's going well. We should open on time.

不过我和凯文

Although Kevin and I are

都有点担心周围居民的反应

both a little concerned about the neighborhood response.

这沙发的面料是什么有名字吗

This fabric on the couch, what is it? Does it have a name?

-钱 -什么

- Money. - Huh?

-这面料的名字叫钱 -这样啊

- Its name is money. - Oh.

吉莉安选的吧

Gillian selected it.

猜中了

Good guess.

你♥爸♥又要结婚了

Your father's getting married again.

-真的吗 -没错

- Really? - Yeah.

-恭喜 -多谢了

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

为什么

Why?

谁知道呢

Who knows?

-因为爱吗 -可能吧

- Love? - Possible.

我觉得你就是个大笨蛋

I think you're a damn fool.

爸马修才四岁好吗

Pops, Matthew is 4 years old, okay?

如果他知道自己的父母结婚了这样对他会更好

It'd be nice for him if he knows his parents were married. 听着我有不幸的事要宣布

Listen, I have a sad announcement to make.

23号♥街的城市书店

City Books, on 23rd Street?

就快关门了

It's going under.

又一家独♥立♥书店倒闭了

Another independent bites the dust.

接着说

On to the next!

我打算买♥♥下他们店里

Going to buy out their entire inventory of architecture

所有关于建筑和纽约历史的书放到新书店里

and New York history for the new store.

多少钱孩子你打算花多少钱

How much, son? How much you paying?

无论要花多少钱

Whatever it costs, it won't be as much...

肯定会比那张坐着不舒服的山羊毛沙发便宜

as that exquisitely uncomfortable mohair episode there 弄得我全身都是毛

which is now all over my suit.

给你

Here you go.

谢谢

Thanks.

我们还会开设一个专区

We'll also have a section

专门摆放住在曼哈顿西区作家的书

dedicated to writers who've lived on the West Side.

这是为了安抚周围居民

As a sop to the neighborhood.

很好就让这些住在西区的

Perfect. Keep those West Side,

自♥由♥派疯子半吊子知识分子

liberal nuts, pseudo-intellectual--

读者爸他们叫读者

Readers, Dad. They're called readers.

别这么称呼他们孩子不要美化他们

Don't do that, son. Don't romanticize them.

他们只会继续抨击你

It'll keep them from jumping down your throat.

还有竞争对手吗

What's the competition?

一家悬疑书店在78号♥街和阿姆斯特丹街交汇处One mystery store, Sleuth, at 78th and Amsterdam...

还有一家儿童书店叫街角书店

and a children's bookstore, Shop Around the Corner.

-已经开了很久了 -塞西莉亚的店

- It's been there forever. - Cecilia's store.

她是谁

Who's that?

塞西莉亚·凯莉

Cecilia Kelly.

很漂亮的女人我们好像约过一次会

Lovely woman. I think we might have had a date once.

也可能只是交换了一下信件

Or maybe we just exchanged letters.

你还给她写信了

You wrote her letters?

邮件那叫邮件

Mail. It was called mail.

-邮票还有信封 -我听说过

- Stamps, envelopes-- - You know, I've heard of it.

塞西莉亚的字很漂亮

Cecilia had beautiful penmanship.

她对我来说太年轻了

She was too young for me...

但她很有魅力

but she was enchanting.

-有魅力 -现在书店是她女儿的了

- Enchanting? - Her daughter owns it now.

那她真不幸

Too bad for her.

-打扰了福克斯先生 -你说

- Excuse me, Mr. Fox. - Yeah.

我父亲又要结婚了

My father is getting married again.

五年来他都在和一个叫吉莉安的女人同居

For five years, he's been living with a woman named Gillian... 她在凯撒宫学习装潢

who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace.

这是瓷质的吗

Is it porcelain?

橡胶的

Rubber.

我以前读过一个故事有一只蝴蝶飞进了地铁

Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway,

今天我见到了

and today... I saw one.

它在42号♥街上车然后在59号♥街下车

It got on at 42nd and off at 59th where...

我猜它要去布鲁明戴尔百货商店

I assume it went to Bloomingdale's...

去买♥♥一顶难看的帽子

to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake.

反正帽子几乎都难看

As almost all hats are.

听听这个

Listen to this:

每天晚上都会有一辆卡车停在我家附近的面包店旁

Every night a truck pulls up to my neighborhood bagel place... 把成吨♥的面粉倒入地下储罐

and pumps about a ton of flour into underground tanks.

空气中弥漫着漂浮不定的白色粉尘

The air is filled with white dust which never seems to land. 为什么呢

Why is that?

《傲慢与偏见》

我承认《傲慢与偏见》这本书我读了快两百遍Confession: I've read Pride and Prejudice about 200 times. 我深深地被其中的文字吸引比如

I get lost in the language. Words like:

"向彼处"

"Thither."

"厄运"

"Mischance."

"幸福"

"Felicity."

我总会因为伊丽莎白和达西先生会不会在一起

I'm always in agony over whether Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy... 而感到纠结不已

are really going to get together.

读读看

Read it.

我知道你肯定会喜欢

I know you'll love it.

星巴克这种地方存在的意义

The purpose of places like Starbucks...

就是为了让那些做不出决定的人

is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever

一次性做出六种决定就为了买♥♥一杯咖啡to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.

小杯还是中杯淡咖还是黑咖

Short, tall, light, dark...

含不含咖♥啡♥因♥

caf, decaf...

低脂还是脱脂

low-fat, nonfat...

诸如此类的决定

et cetera.

大杯摩卡星冰乐

Mocha frappuccino grande.

那些无所适从的人们

So people who don't know what the hell they're doing...

只需要花上两块九毛五

or who on earth they are can, for only 2.95...

不仅能得到一杯咖啡

get not just a cup of coffee...

还能获得清晰的自我感知

but an absolutely defining sense of self.

中杯脱脂焦糖玛奇朵

Tall, skim, caramel macchiato.

中杯

Tall!

低咖♥啡♥因♥

Decaf!

卡布奇诺

Cappuccino!

中杯低咖♥啡♥因♥卡布奇诺

Tall, decaf cappuccino.

完了

Bummer!

福克斯大型书城

A Fox Books superstore.

简直是噩梦

Quel nightmare.

和我们无关这只是一家规模大没人情味

It has nothing to do with us. It's big, impersonal...

存书过多还充满了无知售货员的书店

overstocked and full of ignorant salespeople.

但他们会打折

But they discount.

但他们不提供任何服务

But they don't provide any service.

我们提供

We do.

真的

So really...

这是个不错的发展

it's a good development.

你知道吗花朵区充满了各种花店

You know how in the flower district there are all those flowers shops 想要什么花都能找得到

so you can find whatever you want?

这里将会成为图书区

This is going to be the book district.

他们没有的书我们有

If they don't have it, we do.

反之亦然

And vice versa.

没错

Absolutely.

等你击垮福克斯书城之后

When you are finished with Fox Books,

街角书店将会成为

the Shop Around the Corner is gonna be responsible

扭转工业革命进程的重要角色

for reversing the entire course of the Industrial Revolution. 弗兰克你真贴心

Well, now, that is so sweet. Frank!

谢谢你真贴心

Thank you. That is so sweet.

-不过我 -怎么了

- Although I-- - What?

等等那是什么

Wait a minute. What is that doing here?

天哪

Oh, my gosh!

这个超棒的

This is amazing.

听

Listen.

奥林匹亚豪华电动打字机

The Olympia Report Deluxe electric.

打字

Report.

声音就像枪声

As in gunshot.

-这声音很耳熟 -听听看

- That sound is familiar. - Listen to this.

这个嗡嗡声吗

What, that whirring?

一台如此完美的机器

The gentle, soothing lullaby

发出的轻柔而舒缓的安眠曲

of a piece of machinery so perfect--

我知道我之前在哪儿听到过这个声音弗兰克

I know where I've heard that before, Frank.

我需要一台备用机

I needed a backup.

你自己家里不是还有一台吗

Don't you have another one at your apartment? -可能吧 -你用来写专栏的那台

- I might. - That you wrote a column about?

是啊管它呢

Yes. Who cares?

你本来打算说什么

What were you gonna say?

-什么时候 -就刚刚

- When? - Before.

-没什么 -说吧

- Nothing. - Come on.

我只是在想

Well, I'm just wondering.

我在想我的工作我只是

I'm wondering about my work. I'm just--

我到底在做什么我真正做的...

What is it that I do, exactly? All I really do is-- 你真正做的

All you really do...

是一件无比崇高的事

is this incredibly noble thing.

-我不确定真的 -凯瑟琳

- I don't know. Really, I'm just-- - Kathleen!

你在孤军奋战

You are a lone reed.

你独身一人

You are a lone reed...

傲然...

standing...

屹立...

tall...

无所畏惧地...

waving boldly...

在腐朽的商业汪♥洋♥中...

in the corrupt sands...

乘风破浪

of commerce.

-我在孤军奋战 -孤军奋战

- I am a lone reed. - Lone reed.

我在孤军奋战

I am a lone reed.

有时我会思考自己的人生

Sometimes I wonder about my life.

我的生活很平凡

I lead a small life.

珍贵但平凡

Well, valuable, but small.

有时我会想

And sometimes I wonder...

我是因为喜欢才这么做

do I do it because I like it...

还是因为我没有足够的勇气改变

or because I haven't been brave?

我的所见所闻让我想起了一本书里的内容

So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book... 难道不应该是由读书引发对现实的思考吗

when shouldn't it be the other way around?

我不想知道答案我只想

I don't really want an answer. I just want...

把这个深奥的问题送入虚空

to send this cosmic question out into the void.

所以

So...

晚安亲爱的虚空

Good night, dear void.

-你好啊乔 -你好乔

- Hey, Joe! - Hello, Joe.

我认识你们俩

I know you!

我认识你们你好安娜贝尔小姑娘

I know you. Hello, Annabel, little girl.

-你好 -你好吗

- Hi. - How are you?

还有你

And you!

-马修你好吗 -我很好

- Matthew, how are you? - Good.

那就好

Good.

准备和新泽西打招呼了吗

Ready to say hello to New Jersey?