英语小品 搞笑
喜剧小品英语作文
喜剧小品英语作文Comedy Skit。
Comedy skits are a popular form of entertainment that has been around for centuries. They are short, humorous performances that often involve exaggerated characters, funny situations, and quick-witted dialogue. Comedy skits can be performed on stage, on television, or even in a casual setting among friends. They are a great way to bring people together and make them laugh.One of the most famous comedy skits of all time is "Who's on First?" by Abbott and Costello. This skit features a hilarious misunderstanding between two characters, Abbott and Costello, as they try to figure out the names of baseball players. The skit is a classic example of quick, witty dialogue and perfect timing, and it never fails to make audiences laugh.Another popular comedy skit is "The Dinner Party" byMonty Python. In this skit, a group of friends gather for a dinner party, but things quickly spiral out of control as the guests become increasingly absurd and the situation becomes more and more chaotic. The skit is a perfect example of absurd humor and the power of physical comedy.Comedy skits are a great way to showcase talent and creativity. They often involve a lot of physical comedy, clever wordplay, and exaggerated characters. They can also be a great way to address serious topics in a lighthearted way, making them accessible to a wide audience.In addition to being entertaining, comedy skits can also be a valuable tool for teaching and learning. They can help students develop their acting skills, improve their timing and delivery, and learn how to engage an audience. They can also be a great way to explore different genres of comedy, from slapstick to satire to parody.In conclusion, comedy skits are a timeless form of entertainment that has the power to bring people together and make them laugh. Whether they are performed on stage,on television, or among friends, comedy skits are a great way to showcase talent, creativity, and humor. They are a valuable tool for teaching and learning, and they have the power to entertain and uplift audiences of all ages. So next time you're in need of a good laugh, consider watching or performing a comedy skit. You won't be disappointed!。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语小品剧本
《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。
Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。
Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。
Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。
Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。
迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。
Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。
Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。
汤姆，你继续。
Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。
你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。
Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。
其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。
《拔牙》-英语搞笑小品剧本
《拔牙》-英语搞笑小品剧本ASIDE：Tom is a professional dentist, he graduated from California University. He didn’t like working in hospital, so he started dens hospital. First day, this hospital starts working.December 21st, 2014In the dens hospital（Jerry捂着牙，面目狰狞的进入诊所，这时Tom与Jerry 说话）Tom: Hi, good morning.Jerry: Good morning, doctor.Tom: Yeah, what’s your name?Jerry: I’m Jerry, nice to meet you!Tom: I’m Tom, nice to meet you, too!（Tom领着Jerry来到会诊室，Jerry坐在椅子上，Tom坐在桌子另一边）Tom: Next, what’s your matter?Jerry: I feel bad, my tooth is very painful, and I can’t bear it! Tom: Let me see your tooth, you should open your month and say”Ah”.Jerry: Ah~~~（Tom拿着手电筒，在Jerry嘴里照来照去）Tom: Yeah, your tooth is bad, I come to count it. One, two, three, four…Oh, my god, your tooth is very bad!（Tom走开，Jerry起来并说话）Jerry: Doctor, what should I do?Tom: I think you should take your tooth, this is good idea. Jerry: NO!!! That sound bad, I hate to take my tooth, it is very painful!Tom: Oh, yeah. Although you dislike taking your tooth, you should take some medicine.Jerry: That’s good, so what medicine should I take? Tom: I see……（Tom翻药方书）You should take it（Tom 指了指书）.Jerry: “Aspirin”?Tom: Yeah~~~~Jerry: How much is it?Tom: You should take it for three days, you give me 107 dollars.Jerry: Unh~~~although it is expensive, I should buy it.（Jerry掏兜，掏出107美元）Jerry: Here you are.Tom: Yeah, this is your medicine, you should come here after 3 days.Jerry: Thank you, doctor, goodbye.Tom: Bye-bye.After 3 daysDecember 24th, 2014ASIDE: Three days is past. Jerry took some dens medicine, but Jerry felt his tooth is very painful, he had to come to this dens hospital.（Jerry还是捂着嘴进入诊所）Jerry: Doctor, I think this medicine is no useful.Tom: Why? Do you feel much better?Jerry: No! I feel more terrible after taking some medicine. Tom: Jerry, I must take your tooth.Jerry: All right, I agree with you, you should take my tooth. Tom: Yeah, you should open your mouth.（Jerry张着嘴，Tom拿着个钳子，给Jerry拔牙）Jerry: You should give me some local anesthetic.Tom: I think you can’t pain, this time is short.Terry: Yeah~~~（Tom开始往外拽牙）Jerry: Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!Tom: Do you feel painful?Jerry: Yeah!Tom: Don’t wrong, wait a minute.（Tom使劲一拽，牙被拽了下来）Jerry: Ah!!! It is too pain!Tom: You should see your tooth.Jerry: E~~~ this tooth is well, it isn’t bad.（Tom舔了舔自己的牙，感觉不对，敲了一下自己的头，恍然大悟，猛然反应过来，奔向镜子。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语三人短剧__搞笑
ot the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者崔凯等表演者赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。
毛毛：到了。
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛：我没拿包啊。
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。
兜里还有钱吗？毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
欢迎共阅小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）GottheMoneyAnyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,e nters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.) UncleZhao?Hereweare.赵本山：到了。
Yadar??????Hereweare.毛毛：?到了。
毛毛：?毛毛：?小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
UncleZhao?We'reyourcustomers.Don'twelooklikeit?赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。
不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞)Shenyang??ohyeahyeahyeah….小沈阳：是的是的。
UncleZhao?thisisanimportantmealhere,miss.赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。
ShenyangI’mnotamiss,I’maman,arealmanfromtheinsideout.小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。
Shenyang?UncleZhao?Then,howcanyouwearinaskirt?赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。
Shenyang??See,it'snoskirtbutCapripants.it'smen'swearinScottishstyle..Lookatthis,look.Oh,damnit,Igetinto oneofthetrousersinahurry.NowonderIfeeldifferentwhilewalking.小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。
英语小品幽默经典十则
英语小品幽默经典十则（一）成功法则Y oung doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success? Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而账单却清清楚楚。
（二）She Didn’t Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn’t say anything.”（三）I Have T urned It OverA woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and t hen said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”（四）ImprovementOne student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."（四）进步一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。
搞笑小学英语小品剧本
搞笑小学英语小品【2 】脚本《新守株待兔》人物：农民,兔子A,兔子B,大树.农民：I’m a farmer.（稍停留）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷淡地走两步,忽然被绊了一跤,持续保持冷淡]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开端展现名牌,边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸大低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔失落苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开端弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出猖狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引诱不雅众看兔子A).树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农民持续锄地,边锄边上场,忽然看见前面有个兔子]农民：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔失落痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [鬼鬼祟祟地跟到兔子后面走] [农民跟在兔子后面.两小我走啊走.兔子忽然回头.农民伪装看手表.两人持续走.兔子回头.农民伪装看气象.两人持续走.兔子回头.农民伪装打手机.两人持续走,兔子回头.此次农民冷淡地把枪口瞄准了兔子.]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?农民：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农民追到树前]农民：Where~ to go? Haha![农民开了一枪“砰”(配音).兔子在树后惊惶躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状. 农民又开枪,同上. 农民开端加速频率,火力密集地开枪.兔子开端时惊惶躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树持续苦楚中弹状.]兔子A[自我沉醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！树：[苦楚万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[苦楚地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子持续高兴地跳舞.农民停滞开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它. 兔子蓦地昂首发明]农民：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪瞄准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没枪弹了.兔子见状,异常高兴地大笑起来]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [高兴大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.忽然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]农民：OH! [很高兴地曩昔两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you [把兔子绑到树上.打欠伸]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）兔子A：[兔子很快醒了,看看周围,发明本身被绑了,很惊奇]Where am I? What happened?树：[指着农民]He has caught you and wants to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望,看到农民的手机]A mobile![解开绳索去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处.又自发地把本身绑在树上. 忽然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把本身放出来,那起手机][做出打德律风的样子] (配音：拨德律风) Hello？兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny.兔子A：Hey Jenny！兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!兔子A：How are you?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too! How…兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[边打德律风边在邻近走,经由兔子A面前,两小我还没发明]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆分开][兔子A 打完德律风,当心翼翼地把手机放回农民处,然后又很自发地要把本身绑回了树上]兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [高兴过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](衰弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,逝世去][兔子B上.]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (风格情万种)beautiful! （自我沉醉）[回头看本身右手边,却发明兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![苦楚而夸大地回身敲打树]树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒,压服兔子B]兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作逝世了的声音)[农民一觉悟来.看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught justone?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![高兴地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]小学英语脚本：喜羊羊与灰太狼宣布:佚名时光:2013/9/5 10:54:00 起源:京翰教导中间录入:岳凤云人气:604【京翰一对一指点咨询德律风:4006556010】【文字：大小】Part1: 灰太狼的主题曲,几只小羊跳着欢乐的跳舞入场.喜羊羊：Oh! My dear friends. It is time to go to school! Let’s go!（校长出场迎接小羊）校长：Good morning! My children. Welcome to school!小羊们：Good morning, Master!校长：Hurry, It’s time for class.（一路走进教室）先生：Class begin! 暖洋洋：Stand up, please!先生：Good morning, boys and girls.全部羊羊：Good morning Miss Yang. 先生：Sit down, please!I say you do.我说你们做.Sheep,I say you do. Touch your head. （羊们双手摸头)小羊们,我说你们做,双手摸头. Ware your arms （羊羊们挥舞双手）挥舞你们的双手. Hand in hand (羊羊们手拉手)Arm in arm (羊羊们互相拥抱)（先生出示一张图片“蛋糕”）What’s this?全部羊羊：It’s a cake. 这是蛋糕.懒羊羊：It’s a very nice cake. I want to eat it.（先生做出做蛋糕的动作）先生：What am I doing? 暖羊羊：You are making a cake.全部羊羊：Yes!先生：I’m making a cake. Let’s sing the song“Make a cake”.我正在做蛋糕,如今我们来唱这首歌“做蛋糕”.（放音乐,羊羊们一路唱歌并跳舞.此时两狼躲在不远处偷看.）灰太狼：Oh, they like watching performance. We can……哦,他们爱好看表演,我们可以如许．．．红太狼：Yes 好的.（下课铃响,羊羊们在外面玩.）Part2（灰太狼和红太郎扮演成演员上场,歌舞表演）沸羊羊：“Look! There is a show.” 看,那边有表演.懒羊羊: “It’s free.” 这是免费的.美羊羊: “Let’s have a look.” 我们去看看.//全部羊羊：Let’s go! 我们走！灰太狼：Hello! Little sheep. Welcome! You are lovely!你们好啊！小羊羊们,迎接你们.你们真的是好讨厌啊！红太郎：Honey, How are you？友爱的,你们好吗？全部羊羊（很高兴）Fine. Thank you! 很好,感谢！灰太狼：I’m a handsome boy and she is a lovely girl.我是漂亮的男生,她是讨厌的女生哦.(灰太狼和红太郎摆出许多的姿态)懒洋洋：How beautiful! 好漂亮啊！沸羊羊：How cool! 好酷哦！乐羊羊：They are super stars! 他们是明星啊！灰太狼:（拿出一个苹果）What’s this? 这是什么？全部羊羊：It’s an apple. 这是苹果.喜羊羊：Wow! It’s a red apple! I like it. 这个苹果是红色的呢！我很爱好！（红太郎拿出一条裙子,灰太狼指着问）What’s that? 这是什么？全部羊羊：It’s a dress. 这是裙子.美羊羊：Great! How beautiful! I want a dress. May I have it?哇啊！好漂亮啊！我想要一条裙子,可以送给我吗？(拿出许多的糖和娃娃)红太郎灰太狼：There are many sweet and dolls. Do you want them?这里有许多的糖和娃娃,你们想要吗？喜羊羊,暖羊羊,懒羊羊,沸羊羊：Yes. I want, please give it to me!是的,我想要.请给我们吧!灰太狼红太郎：Come on, follow me. We will give many presents to you. Come on.!来吧来吧！跟我们走吧,我们还有更多的礼品送给你们.来吧来吧！（羊羊们迟疑着,然后经不住诱惑向着灰太狼和红太郎走）校长：Stop!Stop! my childr en. Come back. They are bad. Don’t follow them.停住！停住！孩子们,回来.他们是坏人,不要跟他们走.胖羊羊：Please! Master. 校长,别如许.暖羊羊：These things are beautiful!乐羊羊：I like them very much!校长：Look carefully! They are not handsome boy and lovely girl. They are wolves. Don't be deceived. 看细心了！他们不是漂亮的男孩和讨厌的女孩！他们是狼.别上当上当了！沸羊羊：Really? They are friendly. 真的吗？可是他们很友爱啊.暖羊羊：Oh! No! They are wolves I see the sharp point's ear.哦！不！他们真的是狼.我看到他们尖尖的耳朵了.美羊羊：Yes. I see the long tail.乐羊羊：Wow. I see the sharp teeth. The teeth is white.哇！我看到他们锐利的牙齿了,牙齿是白色的.美羊羊：row, row, row, sharp row. 走,走,走,锐利的牙齿走开.欢羊羊：run, run, run, please! 跑,跑,跑,快点跑！喜羊羊：Sheep,come on.They are wolves. 羊羊们,回往返来,他们是狼.校长：Wolf ,get out. Don’t want to eat us! 狼快走开,走开.别想来吃我们.懒羊羊：We like studying. Don’t like playing. 我们爱好进修,不爱好玩.全部羊羊：“Get out, Get out!” 走开走开.（羊羊们一路打狼,把狼打走）灰太狼红太郎：Wait us! sheep. We will back! 羊羊们,你们等着.我们会回来的！Part3校长：Congratulation. Sheep. We are winners!祝愿你们,羊羊们.我们赢了耶！喜羊羊：We are great！I’m very happy!我们真的是太巨大了！我很高兴！沸羊羊：Me too! 我也是！乐羊羊：Me too! 我也是！（羊羊们一路唱歌“If you happy”）In the end。
英语小品6人搞笑简短
英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。
Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。
最新新守株待兔英语话剧剧本
精品文档搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in ……School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Ipone 6 ！This is my watch!——Rolex .This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？(观众)痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] Oh , It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台兔子A：Hello, I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
新守株待兔英语话剧剧本
新守株待兔英语话剧剧本Document serial number【KK89K-LLS98YT-SS8CB-SSUT-SST108】搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in …… School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Ipone 6 ！This is my watch!——Rolex .This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？(观众)痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！ [看下表] Oh , It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台兔子A：Hello, I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
英语情景剧8篇
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)_0
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
b：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。
e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。
下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。
英语小品简短4人
英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。
）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。
）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。
）Together:(Music)。
!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。
）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。
）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。
）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。
）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。
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Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Y es, I’m fine. I m iss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye.
Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma.
（猫先生正在河边捉鱼。
但是他总是抓不到。
）
Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you?
Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you?
Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing?
Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it!
Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you.
（小鸭子跳入河里，帮猫先生捉到了鱼。
）
Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal.
Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you.
Little Duck: My pleasure.（抬头看看天色）I have to go now.
Mr. Goat: Help! Help!
Little Duck: Who’s crying?
Mr. Cat: I don’t know.
Little Duck: Let’s go and see.
Mr. Cat: Alright.
（小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。
）
Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat!
Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat?
Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t st and up.
Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor? Mr. Cat: Sure.
（他们把山羊先生扶起来。
然后一起送山羊先生回了家。
）
Mr. Goat: Thank you very much.
Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going?
Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us.
Little Duck: It’s my pleasure.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time!
Little Duck: I will. Good bye!
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye。