生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版
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幽默感到底是怎么测量的?
A humormometer?
幽默计?
-Howard: Well, I think you're delightfully droll.
嘿，你看。药理学院在招募志愿者。
-Rajesh: We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."
我们在试验一种治疗，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药
-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。
-Leonard: Excuse me?
什么?
-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。
-Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。
-Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。
-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.
真是一群惜命鬼。
No guts, no glory, man.
不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。
-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.
你怎么可能会来晚?我根本没在等你啊。
-Howard: Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and...
从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...
Bam!Howard Wolowitz.
嘭!HowardWolowitz。
-Leonard:Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?
也许漫画店没有公告栏。
What's going on?
怎么了?
-Howard: Shh, shh, hot girl inSheldon's office.
嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。
-Leonard:Sheldon's office?
Sheldon的办公室?
Is she lost?
她迷路了么？
-Howard: Sorry I'm late. I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.
对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。
-Sheldon: How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.
Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
他们为何会在这找试验对象?
-Leonard: I don't know, Raj.
我不知道，Raj。
Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.
她可以免费检查我的内裤。
-Leonard:Howard
Howard。
-Howard: I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished... by her.
我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。
Oh, look, I did it again.
噢，瞧啊，我又来了。
Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?
-Sheldon: Oh, all right. Uh, this isMissy.Missy, this isLeonardandRajesh, and you've already metHoward.
好吧，这位是MissyMissy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。
-Missy: It's nice to meet you.
见到你很高兴。
-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.
我也是，也是，也是。Βιβλιοθήκη Baidu
-Howard: Yeah.
对了。
-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?
那么你们俩是怎么认识的?
-Howard: I don't think so.
我觉得不是。
I followed her here from the parking lot.
我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。
-Leonard: Maybe she's his lawyer.
也许她是他的律师。
-Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
兄弟...?
A humormometer?
幽默计?
-Howard: Well, I think you're delightfully droll.
嘿，你看。药理学院在招募志愿者。
-Rajesh: We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."
我们在试验一种治疗，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药
-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。
-Leonard: Excuse me?
什么?
-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。
-Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。
-Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。
-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.
真是一群惜命鬼。
No guts, no glory, man.
不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。
-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.
你怎么可能会来晚?我根本没在等你啊。
-Howard: Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and...
从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...
Bam!Howard Wolowitz.
嘭!HowardWolowitz。
-Leonard:Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?
也许漫画店没有公告栏。
What's going on?
怎么了?
-Howard: Shh, shh, hot girl inSheldon's office.
嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。
-Leonard:Sheldon's office?
Sheldon的办公室?
Is she lost?
她迷路了么？
-Howard: Sorry I'm late. I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.
对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。
-Sheldon: How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.
Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
他们为何会在这找试验对象?
-Leonard: I don't know, Raj.
我不知道，Raj。
Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.
她可以免费检查我的内裤。
-Leonard:Howard
Howard。
-Howard: I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished... by her.
我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。
Oh, look, I did it again.
噢，瞧啊，我又来了。
Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?
-Sheldon: Oh, all right. Uh, this isMissy.Missy, this isLeonardandRajesh, and you've already metHoward.
好吧，这位是MissyMissy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。
-Missy: It's nice to meet you.
见到你很高兴。
-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.
我也是，也是，也是。Βιβλιοθήκη Baidu
-Howard: Yeah.
对了。
-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?
那么你们俩是怎么认识的?
-Howard: I don't think so.
我觉得不是。
I followed her here from the parking lot.
我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。
-Leonard: Maybe she's his lawyer.
也许她是他的律师。
-Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
兄弟...?