英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
大学四人英语小短剧
大学四人英语小短剧篇一：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)Scene ⅰ:地点（at campus）人物：kevin Jason and RitaJason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？K: Jasson ? Rita ?Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost muchromantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that aftergraduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）
英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）On the way to school 路上A&B: Good morning ,C and D.晚上好。
C&D: Good morningA and B. How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A&B: We are very fine. Thank you我们很好。
谢谢。
A：B, what do you like? 你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing. 我喜欢跳舞和画画。
What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing. 我喜欢游泳和跳舞D：I like swimmingtoo！我也喜欢游泳C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑）天哪! 我忘了拿我的铅笔了I want to go home！我想回家！All：It’s eight o’clock. It’s too late!（提醒）八点钟了。
太迟了！D：Don’t worry. I have seven pencils. I can give you one.别担心。
我有7支铅笔。
我能给你一只。
A：I have six pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有6支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
B：I have five pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。
我有5支铅笔。
我也能给你一只。
C：Thank you all. Now I have 3pencils.谢谢大家。
现在我有3支铅笔了。
I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）第一篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。
于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。
丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。
我们干什么啊？En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。
不难背就好。
It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？Four persons...What’s type?丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。
Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。
I agr ee with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。
How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。
Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。
Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。
Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。
I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just fourpersons!It’s suitable…丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）END】丙：停停停。
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。
四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字
三一文库（）〔四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字〕甲:llo,vry o, av you vr s moviAvaar? Ya, you ar rig, Im dircor-- Camro Diaz, applaud , ak you....Rcly, I ill dirc a movi calld Avaar 2 , oday, r ill b a audiio ad I ill slc r acrsss o ca g cac o prorm i is ilm i amous acrss---A aaay, OK, ls bgi. A irs , al so, umbr o, ls lcom.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):o ,oy ,dar ,s ,darlig dircor, mosbauiul carmig, sxy girl is comig , vry body kos m, rig? Ya, Im icol Kidma, op your ys as big as you ca ad old your bra, r ill b a uiqu, aasic dac so or you,I bliv a all o you ill b crazy abou i ,(打个响指) com som music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), ak you,(面向导演), oy, is i a odrul prormac?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),o, darlig, ar you Ok?甲:...my god, av you us som simula drugs is morig, you mak my rvs rvous. G ou , x o.乙:o o ...s ,you brak my ar...(掩面离去)丙:o i sms o b srious. God blss m(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), ic o m you, dircor.甲:(与之握手),ic o m you oo, so. iroduc yoursl plas.丙:Im Cli Dio, you ko, I do av oo mayacivms, I jus o iv Grammy aards, 12 orld Music Aards, 7 Amrica Music Aards , 21 Juo Aards ad(做沉思状) o, I org i , a Oscar Aard, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),o, calm do, calm do, is jus a pic o cak or m ,you ko, I....甲:ok ,sop, im is limid, jus bgi丙:OK!!! Ill us my irs sigaur sog o coqur you --my ar ill go o, jus joy i.ar, ar, rvr you ari bliv a ar dos go ooc mor, you opd door(甲sop sop,丙不理,继续作深情状)ad your r i my ar,ad my ar ill go o ad o.甲:guard ,guard, lp, drag is mad oma ou.O, Im dyig op x o ill giv m a surpris 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)o b, or o o b ,is aqusio!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad o s。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：At airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America, Liang Shanbo sees her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai, I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo旁：When Zhu Yingtai studies in America, her parents are planning to marry her to Ma Wencai But now Liang Shanbo does n't know anything……..英母：Darling, darling。
（拉住英父）英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say. The kid's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：But darling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was so rich. And……..被英父打断英父：I told you many times, now is a new time of reform and opening-up. We could not decide Yingtai’s wedding.英母：D arling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome. The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you, yet you can not see his love to Yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）第一篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, according to the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes, the world's first consulting detective, was born January 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two years at university before taking rooms in Montague street around the corner from the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr., suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very useful for me……第二篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本[最终版]1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, accordingto the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes,the world's first consulting detective, was bornJanuary 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two yearsat university before taking rooms in Montague street around the cornerfrom the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr.,suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very u seful for me……第三篇：四人搞笑小品短剧本序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文《猫和老鼠的那点事》人物：猫（Tom）、老鼠（Jerry）、狗（Spike）、女主人（Jane）场景设定：一个豪华别墅（舞台上只有一张大床，Jerry正在床上睡觉，Tom悄悄地进来）Tom：（小声地）哈哈！终于找到你了，老鼠！Jerry：（懒洋洋地）又来了？你还真不累啊。
Tom：我需要食物，老鼠先生。
Jerry：别来烦我了，我还在睡觉呢。
Tom：那就变成食物，我就不用找了。
Jerry：你有那个本事吗？Tom：我可是猫中之王，什么本事没有？Jerry：那我变成你想吃的食物吧。
（Jerry变成了一盘大沙拉）Tom：哇！我的口水都快流出来了！（Tom伸手去够沙拉，Jerry猛地一跳，从床上跑了出去）Tom：啊！他又跑了！（Spike进来了）Spike：干吗又在这里？还不去工作？Tom：这个……我在查看家里是否有入侵者。
Spike：好吧，我睡觉去了。
（Spike走了以后，Jane进来了）Jane：Tom！你在这里干什么？Tom：我在保卫家园，女主人。
Jane：你不用保卫，这里很安全。
Tom：可是我还是想守着。
Jane：好吧，你可以守着，但是不要吓到我的客人哦。
Tom：我会注意的，女主人。
（Jane走了，Jerry又进来了）Jerry：（笑得前仰后合）哈哈哈哈，你被女主人威胁了！Tom：你这个……（追着Jerry又跑了出去）本话剧以猫和老鼠的故事为背景，融入了现实元素，加入了狗和女主人的角色。
四个角色互相嬉笑怒骂，场面十分欢快。
整个话剧运用生动的语言和夸张的表演，既搞笑又真实，给观众带来了愉悦的感受。
儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
英语四人短剧本(精选3篇)
英语四人短剧本（精选3篇）英语四人短剧本篇一CathySusanAngel and ServantAside and ClerkSummarySusan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan.Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand,Susan is a very heavygirl.Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.Scene I（Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.）Cathy:Hello,Susan.How are you?Susan:I’m not doing well.Cathy:Why not?Susan:I’m too fat.I want to lose some weights.Cathy:Really?But I want to become fat.Susan:Are you crazy?Being fat is a terrible thing.Look at me.My abdomen looks like a swimming belt.It is so ugly.（Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.）Cathy:But it is tender and makes me feel content.Susan:You’re so kind.Your words make me happy.Cathy:I’m serious,no kidding.Susan:God!(Touches her own forehead and sigh)Why are you not me and I am not you?（Susan seems to intend doing something.）Susan:We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves,wecan work hard together.Cathy:It sounds good.I can help you and you can help me.That’s wonderful.(Saying loudly)Susan:We begin planning right away.Cathy:Uh!Let’s go.Scene II（Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.） Servant:Welcome!Do you want to take part in our class?Cathy:Yes!We will.Servant:Ok!Susan:Why do you take me here?Cathy:I see that “Trust me,you can make it” commercial on TV.It looks great.So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.Susan:Oh…！Why do you also particular in?Cathy:Because we are good friends,we should do it together.（Ha!Ha!）(After several days)Susan:Why?It’s no use to me,but you become much thinner.(Crying) Cathy:I don’t want it,too.(Crying)（The two girls are very angry to look the servant.）Servant:It’s not my fault.（She escapes from the store.）Scene III（Later,Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.）Cathy:McDonalds?Susan:Fast food has high calories.It is the best food to make you fat.Clerk:May I help you?Susan:I want to order four hamburgers,ten drumsticks,five frenchfries and two cokes.Clerk:What?Cathy:Sorry,give us a minute.(Talks to the waiter) （Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.）Cathy:I can’t eat all of them.Susan:The food is not just for you.Cathy:Don’t you want to be thin?Susan:Yes.Cathy:You can’t eat them,because they will make you fat.Susan:But I can’t oppose the attraction.（Cathy gives Susan a look.）Susan:Let me think.（Suddenly,an angel and an evil appear.）Evil:You can eat it.Anyway,you have time to lose weight.Angel:If you eat them now,you would do the same thing next time.You will not lose any weight.Evil:Listen to me.I’m right.Angel:No,he’s wrong.（Evil begins to fight against the angel.）Susan:Enough!Go away!(Yells to the evil and the angel)Cathy:Are you OK?Susan:Uh!I decide to eat today.Cathy:OK!Susan:I want to order the same food that I ordered before.Clerk:OK!Please wait a minute.（They sit down and begin to eat.）Cathy:Um…It’s so greasy.Do I have to eat this?Susan:Yes,you must eat it.I can help you.（Susan takes food tostuff Cathy’s mouth.） Poor girl!Scene IV（Angel and Evil appear again.）Angel:Are you sure it’s good for her?Evil:If you don’t believe me,you could see the result later.Angel:I hope you are right.（Several weeks later,they walk along the street.）Susan:I’m so hungry.I want to eat.Cath y:I’m so full.I want to vomit.（They hug each other and cry loudly.）Cathy:I don’t want to be fat.Susan:I don’t want to be thin.（They say it at the same time.）（Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.）Angel:You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes.You need to ask a professional nutritionist.Cathy and Susan:So…！（They look at each other with some special meaning,and then catch the angel’s leg.）Cathy and Susan:You must know some shortcut to help us.Cathy an d Susan:We won’t let you go until you help us.Angel:Oh,god!（Cathy and Susan chase the angel.The evil stays there.）Evil:What has happened?(Shrug)英语四人短剧本篇二Daddy is watching at the newspaper.Maggie & Minnie: Daddy! Daddy!Daddy: What’s the matter?Maggie: Daddy, I want some money.Daddy: For what?Maggie: I want to buy the candy at the school gate.Minnie: Yes! They look so delicious!Daddy: They are unhealthy. I won’t give you money.Maggie & Minnie: Daddy~~~Daddy: No way. Please go and do your homework.。
四人英语小品剧本
小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
4人幽默剧本英语带翻译
4人幽默剧本英语带翻译适合4个人表演的幽默英语情节要精炼简洁，主题明确，最好在对剧本是安排好发展。
4人幽默英语剧本(一)公园记(四人课堂话剧)A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：(厌恶)让开，让开。
(然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了) A：先生，先生。
(A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B) B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。
(看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了) C：他真愚蠢啊A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了?A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子?E：是啊，是啊。
(E傻傻地拼命点头)C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But....sir....please listen to me.....B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always verysilly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.四人英语话剧剧本The Rolling Orange人物Tom:Father OrangeKlye:Mother OrangeWallis:Older Sister OrangeJessie:Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange:He is a middle-aged,considerate,and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:She is young ,energetic,and competitive .Little Brother Orange:He is the youngest and,therefore,a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day .An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.) Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).Mother:Well,it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:(Afraid suddenly) Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:Hey!We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise,they’ll notice us.Mother:But it’s useless.Sister:Oh,God!We’re discovered!Brother:Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water?Sister:It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:Well,we’ll just have to do our best.Father:Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour,they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:I tried to make friends with these people on our way here,but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister:Oh!Mother!How could they do that?Mother:What are you talking about?Brother:I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).Father:What did you see?Sister:My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that?I’m so scared.Father:Now,children,be calm.Mother:Sh~Someone’s coming.Father:Try to be quiet.Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:Your friend looks so fat.Mother:If we look sour,maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour?Mother:Now,children,stop being scared and calm down.Father:Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:Oh,no,Dad!Father:(Sadly) Good bye,children.Sister:Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:Oh,no!Brother:Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:Look,he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:A car’s pulling up.Mother:Oh,no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:Dad’s rolling away.All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother:Oh!Thank God.。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famousactress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah,I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,( 打个响指) come some music.( 搞笑舞,自由发挥). ( 跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,( 面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning,you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...( 掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me( 画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements,I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and( 做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, ( 同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heartwill go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door( 甲stop stop, 丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise（丁上场）甲(做厌恶状):oh, it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Ofcourse, I won ’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.甲( ):OK, so what ’s your name?丁: my name is Gaga Su.甲(上下打量)：E N ok ok, I ’l l give you only 30s. OK?丁:OK, that ’s enough. Thank you, thank you.I’l l just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not between life and death不是生与死But when I stand in front of you而是我就站在你面前Yet you don't know that I love you你却不知道我爱你The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not when I stand in front of you不是我就站在你面前Sir, time is out.甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.Yet you can't see my love你却不知道我爱你But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是明明知道彼此相爱Yet cannot be together却不能在一起The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not being apart while being in love不是明明知道彼此相爱却不能在一起But when painly cannot resist the yearning而是明明无法抵挡这股思念Yet pretending you have never been in my heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里That ’s all, thank you.（另外两人跑进来,乙妩媚状）乙：Honey, you like my dance, right?丙镇静状: Director, you like my singing, right?丁深情状: Princess, do you like my poem?甲(沉迷状):。
4-5人英语话剧剧本英汉双语
4-5人英语话剧剧本英汉双语第一幕：BillandMarryarealltudent,theyhavefalleninlovewitheachotherfo rnearly2month.Theclaiover,BillpromiedtomeetMarryaftercla.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B：Darling,theclaiolong,Ihavewaitedforyoufornearlyonehour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B：That’allright.Haha,look,howbeautifulaOrangeiti.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G：Youareonicetome.女：我们分着吃吧。
G：Letueatittogether,ok男：我吃过了。
(喂给女生吃了。
)B：Baby,Ihaveateit,ThiOrangeipecialforyou.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G：Ittateodeli ciou.Let’gotothelibraryandreadbook.男：好的，走吧。
B：Ok,let’go.第二幕：Afteroneyear,thetwotudentgraduatefromchool,theyworkatdiffere ntcorporation.Theyrentamallhouefarawayfromtheirworkplace,forther entcotimachmall.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
在租住的小出租屋里。
女：亲爱的，我回来了。
太累了，公交车太挤了。
G：Darling,I’mback.I’motired，thebuialwaytoocrowded.男：你怎么又回来晚了，我几乎无法忍受。
搞笑英语四人短剧
S:kneel down!!! AOBAi!(严厉的表情)AO: pardon?S:do you have breakfast? do you need some water to eat....and some food to drink? Mr AO(害怕)AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor, what's the matter??E:oh no no everything goes well,,,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy? So Shall we play some boxing game !Just have fun !AO;oh?(疑惑)of course ! with who ?E;haha it's xiaobao right here!AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." ButI must give him a lesson!E: OK,let's begin!S:Ladies and Gentlemen , welcome to our boxing competition. Allow me to introduce to you the participants. On my right, is Mr.AO From China and on my left is Mr.WEI from china too,Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen , kindly give them a loud applause . Thank you .!打斗一会，韦见打不过鳌拜，开始想拯救办法（对话）W：I am disappointed with you!(叹气)A:why did you say that? Come on !you will die!W:I am so disappointed with you!！（叹气！）A:What?Why? What do you mean? I am not an insult!W:I means that you can't play CS? a popular computer game!Old man ! How disappointed!!A:what game?W：CS？A:CS？I can't play??Are you serious?W:definitely!A OK! (藐视！)You asked for it.!W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled ! A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin, I could kill you ! 二人开始play cs！。
四人英语小短剧简单幽默
四人英语小短剧简单幽默Sure, here"s a simple and humorous four-person English sketch:Act 1Scene: A busy office building. Four employees, TOM, JIM, JACK, and HELEN, are in the office.TOM: Hey, guys. I just received an email from our boss, IT"S BEEN ANNOUNCED! We"re going to be laid off soon!JIM: What? No way! We"re all going to be fired?JACK: I"m so screwed. I"ve been working here for years. HELEN: I"m sorry, guys. But maybe this is for the best. We can finally start pursuing our passions.TOM: Yeah, right. Like any of us have time for that.Scene: A cafe. TOM, JIM, JACK, and HELEN are having lunch. HELEN: Hey, you guys. I just realized we"re all unemployed now. So let"s celebrate!JIM: Celebrate? With what? We don"t have any money.JACK: Well, I guess we can just keep working on our passions.TOM: Yeah, like we"ve been doing for the past few years. Scene: A bar. TOM, JIM, JACK, and HELEN are having drinks. HELEN: Hey, you guys. I just got a job offer from a companyin the next town.JACK: That"s great, Helen! I"m so proud of you.JIM: Yeah, but what about us? We still don"t have any work. TOM: Well, I might be able to find something. Let"s just wait and see.Scene: A hardware store. TOM, JIM, JACK, and HELEN are looking at tools.HELEN: Hey, you guys. I just realized we"re all broke. So let"s celebrate!JIM: Celebrate? With what? We don"t have any money.JACK: Well, I guess we can just keep working on our passions.TOM: Yeah, like we"ve been doing for the past few years. The End.。
搞笑四人英语短剧
Bobo: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “If you are the one”.Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me.Let’s welcome the three girls.Come on, babies!Let us start the first part, “show yourself”Elaine: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband.I want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars.I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike.If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem.Bobo: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money?Anyway, welcome the next one.Wendy: Good evening. I’m Wendy. The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally.He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family.In this place, I wish I could find my true prince.Rosemary: Good evening. I’m Rosemary. You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’msingle, who wants to be the 38?Bobo: Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: Tom.Tom: I don’t believe your program can go on without me. I’m the only male in this place.I want to tell you, the first girl. I’m rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW,this-Hummer, and this-the house near the sea…cards , this -Bobo: oh..oh…that’s enough, I want to marry you too..Tom: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, I’m a prince.What’s more, I have a horse, but it’s black.Don’t worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white.As to the third girl, you, out!Rosemary: why, why, why?Tom: No reason. Just out!!!!.Rosemary: I hate you, bad guy!!!B: Next is question and answer. Are you ready?Elaine: me, me!Bobo: ok, I’ll give you the chance.Elaine: Do you drop hair?Tom: How do you know that? Actually, I do.Elaine: I can help you. You know, I am selling ………Tom: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this?Elaine: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……Bobo: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?,Wendy: Please, I’m here too.Tom: oh….sorry. To show my greatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you? Wendy: Can you perform a play for me?Tom: It’s my honor. I’ll sing a song for you.………….Bobo: interesting program, charming man.Then I will give a chance to you. You can ask one personal question to one female gust. Tom: Wendy, have you remembered Xia Y uhe near the Daming river?Wendy: who is she, Er kang’s mother in law?Tom: Wendy, you are so smart.Bobo: Till now, I think you have made a decision. Tom, hold the girl’s hand if you choose her.Tom: oh……..my beautiful lady. I’m so sorry. Can I say something to you, Wendy?Wendy: Sure.Tom: em…..em………my dear, I love you when a first sight. I know that seems unbelievable. But please trust me. And I will give you the happiest life in the world.Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. My attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections. I’ll protect you forever. ( proposal )Wendy: Yes, I do.Bobo: So touching. At last, who wants to be Mary’s 38? If you like, call her. Her number is 3838438.Thank you for watching the show, see you next week, bye bye.And please remember, I’m single too.。
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打
个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观
众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a
question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name
丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right
三人同声:we are past,right
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your you have confidence
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。