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短篇英语笑话10则带翻译

短篇英语笑话10则带翻译

短篇英语笑话10则带翻译①Goldfish金鱼Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!===================================================================斯丹:我赢了92 条金鱼。

弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。

弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!②The Revenge 欺骗的代价Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"===================================================================老农约翰逊就要死了。

他的家人都站在床边。

他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。

” 妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。

英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读

英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读

英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感,而感到好笑。

下面一起来看一下一些爆笑英语笑话吧。

In music class, the teacher asked Jack: “Please answer me what the oldest musical instrument is.”音乐课上,老师问杰克:“请回答,世界上最古老的乐器是什么?”Jack answered unhesitatingly: “It is the accordion.”杰克坚定地回答:“是手风琴。

”The teacher asked doubtfully: “Why do you say that it is the accordion, my dear boy?”老师疑惑地问:“为什么是手风琴呢,英语笑话我可爱的孩子?”Jack s aid: “Teacher, don’t you see that the accordion is completely covered by wrinkles.”杰克说:“老师,您没看见手风琴上全是皱纹吗?”最好的解释The Best ExplanationOnce in a physics class, Tom’s teacher asked the students: “When it thunders, why do we see the lightning first, then hear the thunders?”一次物理课上,汤姆的老师问同学们:“当打雷的时候,为什么我们先看到闪电,然后才听到雷声呢?”Tom answered the question very quickly, while his classmates were thinking it hard.当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,英语笑话汤姆很快就答了上来。

英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译

英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译

英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。

店铺整理了爆笑英语笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇一Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,he told me to give up my seat to a lady."他叫我让座给一位女士。

”"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。

”"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."“但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。

”爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇二A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信,“我非常希望带着我的狗,He is well-groomed and very well behaved.它很干净很有教养,Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years.旅馆主人立即回了封信,“我经营旅馆很多年了,In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.狗从没偷过毛巾,床单,餐具,或者墙上的画。

关于英语笑话带翻译5篇

关于英语笑话带翻译5篇

关于英语笑话带翻译5篇在你喜欢的人面前,她都不用讲笑话,你都可以笑的很开心。

店铺分享关于英语笑话带翻译,希望可以帮助大家!关于英语笑话带翻译:Courageous Bull Wrestler勇敢的斗牛士A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away."Wow," said the friend, "that was quite a tussle. ""Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle.一个斗牛士在一个小镇拜访他的朋友。

一天夜里他们在酒馆里呆的时间稍长了一点。

他们不想搭车,就决定步行回家。

他们在穿过一片农田时,一头牛向他们冲过来。

斗牛士抓住了牛的两只角,他们扭打在一起。

最后牛跳起来跑了。

“哇,”他朋友说,“好一场搏斗哇。

”“哦,”斗牛士回答说,“要不是我多喝了一杯,我非把那家伙从自行车上拽下来不可。

英汉互译英语小笑话

英汉互译英语小笑话

英汉互译英语小笑话英汉互译英语小笑话笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。

笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。

小编精心收集了英汉互译英语小笑话,供大家欣赏学习!英汉互译英语小笑话篇1A Half-price Ticket半价票"How much is the movie ticket?"“电影票多少钱一张?”"Ten dollars, kid."“10美元,孩子。

”"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."“我只有5美元。

请让我进去吧,我只用一中眼睛看。

”英汉互译英语小笑话篇2Failure in a Test考试不及格Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?Kid: Because of absence.孩子:因为缺考。

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?妈妈:你的意思是考试那天你没去?Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.孩子:不是,是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

英汉互译英语小笑话篇3The Thinker《思想者》Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.“你猜他在想什么”其中一个问道。

"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了,”另一个回答说。

英语小笑话带翻译故事

英语小笑话带翻译故事

英语小笑话带翻译故事笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。

小编精心收集了英语小笑话故事带翻译,供大家欣赏学习!英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1Keep the ChangeOne sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs. "Keep the changes," he said with a smile.不用找了有一天天气闷热,我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒,告诉我的四个小孩,他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。

于是,孩子们马上排起了队来购买。

较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下,抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。

最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来“买”冰淇淋时,他拥抱了我二下。

“不用找了,”他笑着说。

英语小笑话故事带翻译篇2persistancereturning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?""uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"缠住不放丈夫打完高尔夫球回来,我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译(精选12篇)笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。

下面是店铺为大家整理的关于英语的小笑话带翻译,欢迎大家的阅读。

英语小笑话带翻译篇1He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。

干什么的?-- 墓地守墓人。

英语小笑话带翻译篇2Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。

在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)你远看像个要饭的,近看像个捡破烂的,仔细一看,原来是个看短消息的。

From a long ditance,you looks like a beggar;from a short distance,you looks like somebody who is picking ods and ends from refuse heaps;but if I give a careful look,in fact you are looking at the short message of your mobile phone.“何谓祸不单行?”“未婚妈妈生生双双胞!”"What does it mean that misfortunes never come singly?""The unmaried mother gave birth to the twins."天下雨了是云儿哭了,爱人走了是爱情输了,风儿累了是要去睡了,夕阳醉了是要下坠了,看短信的小猪傻哈哈地笑了。

It's raining for the cloud is crying;the lover goes away for the love loses;the wind stops for it is tired;the sun is setting for it is drunk;the piggy is laughing for it is looking at the short messages.我非常喜欢你!所以很想泡你!但一直没有机会,直到......直到水开为止。

车仔牌乌龙茶包,我喜欢。

I like yo very much,so I want to steep you.But there is lack of opportunity,until the water is boiling.The woolong tea with Chezai brand.如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我会对你说:得了吧,让我歇歇吧!If the glory God gives me another chance,I will say to you:"Just drop the matter,let me take a rest."你长得很有创意,活着是你的勇气,丑陋并非你的本意,如果没有你,谁来衬托世界的美丽。

英语小笑话故事带翻译

英语小笑话故事带翻译

英语小笑话故事带翻译笑话是文化的重要组成部分,通过笑话,我们可以了解一个国家的文化内涵。

店铺整理了英语小笑话故事带翻译,欢迎阅读!英语小笑话故事带翻译篇一听音乐倒垃圾We had just arrived in Taiwan and were visiting with another American family. The children heard the music of an ice-cream truck and ran outside.”Thed're excited that our new country has the comforts of home,"I said.我们和另一美国家庭一起来到台湾观光。

孩子们听到外面一辆装有冰淇淋的卡车响了音乐时,他们立刻跑了出去。

我说:“他们为在异国他乡找到了家乡的音乐而兴奋。

”"Actually," our host replied,”it's a trash truck. The music lets people know when it's time to bring out their garbage."我们的主人这时说了话:“事实上,那是一辆垃圾车。

音乐只是被用来告诉人们什么时候该倒垃圾。

”英语小笑话故事带翻译篇二他似乎懂了While I was on a cruise to Mexico,one-of the director's assistants got off the ship for her usual five-mile walk.Bored with the same old scenery,she decided to try another route. Some time later she discovered that she didn't know how to get back to the ship. She,hailed a cab only to find that the driver didn't speak English. Trying to make him understand her needs,she pulled out a postcard of the ship from her, purse and showed it to him. "Si ! Si!"the driver exclaimed,knowingly. Then he took her to the post office.在我去墨西哥的船上,一位董事的助手下了船,如同以往散步五公里。

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。

整理了英语小笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!Chandler is justifying why he broke up with his girlfriend.钱德勒在向好友们说明自己和女友分手的原因是合理的.Monica: So how is Janice?莫尼卡:珍妮丝还好吗?Chandler:Broke up with her. Oh, why?钱德勒:分手了哦,为什么?Rose: Don't tell me because of the big nostril thing.罗斯:别告诉我是因为她鼻孔大。

Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.钱德勒:太大了。

她一打喷嚏,蝙蝠都要飞出来。

Rachel: Come on. They were not that huge.雷切尔:少来了,绝没那么大。

Chandler: I'm telling you. She leaned back, I could see her brain.钱德勒:告诉你们,她往后仰,我都能看到她的大脑。

英语小笑话带翻译篇二Sheldon is apologizing for his mistake.谢尔登在为他犯的错误表达歉意。

Sheldon: As you know, several weeks ago in our first encounter, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot. And I just wanted to say that I was wrong...to point it out.谢尔登:如你所知,几个星期前我们第一次见而的时候,可能发生了一点不愉快,因为我管你叫白痴。

英语小笑话大全带汉语翻译

英语小笑话大全带汉语翻译

英语小笑话大全带汉语翻译笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。

我精心收集了英语小笑话带汉语翻译,供大家欣赏学习!英语小笑话带汉语翻译篇1Indian's WinterIndians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off andcalls the National Weather Service.印地安人问他们的新酋长,这个冬天是冷还是温暖。

这位年轻的酋长从没学过祖先那些本领,他只好吩咐他们去捡木柴,然后自己走到一边去给国家气象局打电话。

"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.“今年冬天会不会很冷?”他问。

"Looks like it," is the answer.“看上去是这样的。

”他得到这样的回答。

So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.于是酋长要求大家收集更多的木柴。

一个星期后,他又打电话给国家气象局。

"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"“你确信今年冬天会很冷?”"Absolutely."“毫无疑问。

”The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"酋长随即要求族人捡更多的木柴,然后再次给国家气象局打电话:“你肯定吗?”"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."“我告诉你,那将是有史以来最寒冷的冬天。

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译25则英语小笑话带翻译(一):1。

Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?Tom: Every month。

爸爸:告诉我汤姆,哪个月有28天呢?汤姆:每个月都有啊!2。

Boy: Is this seat empty?Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down。

男孩:这个座位是空的么?女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。

3。

Boy: "I'd like to call you。

What's your number?"girl: "It's in the phone book。

" Boy: "But I don't know your name。

" girl: "That's in the phone book too。

"男:我想给你打电话。

你的电话号码是多少?女:在电话本上呢。

男:可是我不明白你的名字呀。

女:也在电话本上呢。

4。

Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year。

Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which。

手相大师:你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。

顾客:天哪,一年后?手相大师:是的,可是我不能说是哪一年。

5。

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time。

Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!" "No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣,便开车上前,说:"靠边停车(套头衫)!" "不," 她回答,"是一双袜子!"6。

10个经典英语笑话(带中文对照)

10个经典英语笑话(带中文对照)

10个经典英语笑话(带中文对照)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One110个经典英语笑话(带中文对照).txt如果青春的时光在闲散中度过,那么回忆岁月将是一场凄凉的悲剧。

杂草多的地方庄稼少,空话多的地方智慧少。

即使路上没有花朵,我仍可以欣赏荒芜。

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.丈夫:那有什么据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的."Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.""YoursCan you prove it""Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.""请原谅,你占了我的位置.""你的位置你能征明这点吗""能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me"Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice"一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗"亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗"Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain" "No, but I am always thirsty!"总感到口渴一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。

英语小笑话短文带翻译(3篇)

英语小笑话短文带翻译(3篇)

英语小笑话短文带翻译(3篇)小学英语小笑话带翻译篇一'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说:“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.小女孩回答到:“啊哈,你知道我是谁吗?”'No.' replied the boy.小男孩回答道:“不知道。

”'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.小女孩说:“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。

”'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问:“那你知道我是谁吗?”'No,' she uttered.小女孩说:“不知道。

”'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.小男孩大大的松了口气,说道“真是谢天谢地啊。

”带翻译的英语小笑话篇二A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We justlost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive inLondon three hours late."At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose anotherengine, we'll be up here all night!"一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。

英语小笑话短文带翻译优秀6篇

英语小笑话短文带翻译优秀6篇

英语小笑话短文带翻译优秀6篇篇一:小学英语小笑话带翻译篇一A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny",then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 。

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士",男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟",最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟"。

篇二:小学英语小笑话带翻译篇二it's not my fault不是我的错mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。

daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。

篇三:小学英语小笑话带翻译篇三when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘轻推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。

英语笑话6篇带翻译超级搞笑

英语笑话6篇带翻译超级搞笑

英语笑话6篇带翻译超级搞笑下面是店铺整理的英语笑话带翻译,欢迎大家阅读!英语笑话一:What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案:锄地。

(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。

hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。

)英语笑话二:Entering Heaven 进天堂Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。

三名男子都死于平安夜,而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."圣彼得说:“因为这个神圣的节日,你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said。

第一名男子从他得口袋里掏出了个打火机,他打燃打火机说:“它代表蜡烛”。

于是圣彼得就让他进入了天堂。

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."第二个男子从口袋里掏出一串钥匙,他把钥匙在手里摇了摇说:“它们是铃铛”圣诞老人也让他上了天堂。

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英语笑话故事中英文对照
我们看惯了中文的笑话故事,英文的笑话可以让你笑出来吗?在紧张的学习之余,看看英语的笑话,不仅可以放松心情,也可以在休闲的时候学英语。

一举两得,还能感受英语文化与东方文化的差异。

想要看英语笑话?那就往下看吧。

1.Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That's fi ne,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。

他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。

他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说:”我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。


“好啊!”老板吼道,”那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”
2.A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, “I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat.” Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, “I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river.” He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去,当他沿着路走时,在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果,他说:”我不打算吃那些苹果,因为富人会给我更多的食物,他会给我很好吃的东西。

”然后他拿起苹果,一把扔到土里去。

他继续走,来到河边,河涨水了,因此,他到不了河对岸,他等了一会儿,然后他说:”今天我去不了富人家了,因为我不能渡过河。

” 他开始回家,那天他没有吃东西。

他就开始去找吃的,他找到苹果,很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉,换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

英语笑话故事你遇到过多少,看过了有哪些能让你印象深刻,
觉得非常好玩呢?最好能够拿笔记下来,锻炼英语的语感,也能学习几招,令自己的口语更加幽默。

如果你对英语笑话感兴趣,赶快行动去找找吧。

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