海绵宝宝第72集英文台词精编版
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美国动画《海绵宝宝》中的经典台词一一、不知你卖什么葫芦心里没数二、我要两个冰淇淋，一个给我吃一个给我的好朋友海绵宝宝。
三、你可以是一本打开的书，海绵宝宝，但我要比那复杂点儿。
四、晚上十点钟,跳舞跳到脱裤子五、他们都放弃你了，可是我没有，因为我不是很聪明。
六、派大星：你!黄色的海绵!海绵宝宝：你!粉色的海星!派大星：方块型的黄色海绵!海绵宝宝：尖型的粉色海星派大星：你从来不剪指甲海绵宝宝：你根本就没有手七、海绵宝宝：呃，好的。
我喜欢在蟹堡王工作，喜欢穿着鞋睡觉，喜欢两面都抹水母酱，我在图书馆借的书都过期了，我觉得钓水母和吹泡泡是最好玩的游戏，我有点兜齿，我上班从来不迟到，我从来不说瞎话，我喜欢一边跳舞一边说话，我还没有驾照，我有点矮，而且我现在穿三条内裤~八、守卫：你应该去对面!九、大海是这么的神秘，这么的蓝，额，还很湿。
十、章鱼哥每一集都会说他有多讨厌海绵宝宝，多想离他远点儿，可他在误以为海绵宝宝吞下了炸弹时陪他做完了数以千计的愿望清单。
而自己，唯一的愿望就是陪海绵宝宝看明天的太阳升起十一、愚蠢不是一种病毒，但它确实像病毒一样具有传染性。
十二、你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗章鱼哥我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗海绵宝宝我准备好啦十三、知识代替不了友谊，所以我宁愿做一个笨蛋也不愿失去你。
——派大星对海绵宝宝说十四、我生下来就是为了与你相遇。
十五、海绵宝宝我们去抓水母吧”“对不起派大星今天我要去上课不能陪你去抓水母了”“那你不在我该做些什么阿”“我也不知道阿，以前我不在的时候你在做些什么阿?”“等你回来”十六、派大星：“嗨，海绵宝宝，我们去抓水母吧。
海绵宝宝英文台词
海绵宝：What a wonderful day.The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.So peaceful.章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.I can’t work with all that racket going on.海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.章鱼哥：Right, hum.海绵宝：Okay.章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?派大星：Good morning.章鱼哥：Oh, boy.海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?派大星：Oh, how much is it?海绵宝：Only a quarter.派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.派大星：Ah! One quarter.派大星：Thank you.章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.派大星：It’s a giraffe.海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. Firstgo like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time tobring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,then that and this and that and this and then……章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.派大星：Technique, Squidward.海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……派大星：The pelvic whoo!海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!派大星：Listen to Sponge.海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!派大星：Squid is numer one.章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.海绵宝：Nope.章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.派大星：Yeah, technique.章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.Come on, it’s my genes.海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：I rock.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,Squid, Squidward!派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……海绵宝：Squidward.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.章鱼哥：Genius。
迪士尼神奇英语全部英语对白和翻译
迪士尼神奇英语全部英语对白和翻译第一课 VIDEO TRANSLATIONMagic English, Magic English! Look and speak and sing and play! 神奇英语，神奇英语，既看又说，又唱又玩！Magic English, Magic English! Have fun with Disney every day! 神奇英语，神奇英语！有了迪士尼，天天有乐趣！Hello! Hi! How are you?你好！嗨！你好吗？Good morning!早上好！Hello, Donald! Hi, Daisy!嗨，唐老鸭！嗨，黛丝！Hi, Minnie! Hello, Mickey!嗨，美妮！嗨，米奇！Good morning, Pluto!早上好，布鲁托！Hello, Goofy!你好！高飞！Hi, Jasmine! Hello, Aladdin!嗨，茉莉！你好，阿拉丁！How are you?你好吗？Fine, thank you.很好，谢谢。
Hello, good morning.嗨，早上好。
How are you?你好吗？How are you?你好吗？Hello, good morning, hello, hello. 嗨，早上好，嗨，嗨。
How are you?你好吗？How are you?你好吗？I’m fine, thank you. (4 times)我很好，谢谢。
（重复四次）Hello, Jasmine! Hi, Aladdin!嗨，茉莉！嗨，阿拉丁！Good morning, Minnie!早上好，美妮！Hello, Mickey! How are you?嗨，米奇！你好吗？Hi, Goofy! How are you?嗨，高飞！你好吗？Hello, Donald! How are you?嗨，唐老鸭！你好吗？Fine, thank you!很好，谢谢！A rabbit,a bird, birds, rabbits. 一只兔子，一只鸟，几只鸟，几只兔子。
海绵宝宝
海绵宝宝的生日：1986年7月14日海绵宝宝的口头禅：我准备好了（I'm ready!)（重复N次）海绵宝宝喜欢的声音：磨擦腌椰菜 "咯吱" "咯吱" 声海绵宝宝喜欢的事情：抓水母、烤汉堡、空手道、吹泡泡海绵宝宝最崇拜的人：美人鱼战士和企鹅男孩(即海超人与大洋游侠)海绵宝宝的特色：穿着方形裤子的黄色海棉，有两颗可爱的龅牙海绵宝宝的家：太平洋比基尼海滩（Bikini Bottom）贝壳街124号的菠萝屋海绵宝宝的职业：在蟹堡王餐厅当厨师海绵宝宝的宠物：只会“猫~猫~”叫的蜗牛“小蜗”(海绵宝宝很爱它，有一集叫《小蜗不见海绵宝宝的好朋友：派大星(最好的朋友)、松鼠珊迪、章鱼哥●海绵宝宝（SpongeBob SquarePants）海绵宝宝一块黄色的方形海绵，与他的宠物蜗牛“小蜗”住在海底下的凤梨（菠萝）屋。
目前在蟹堡王担任厨师的工作，热爱他的厨师工作，精神乐观，工作成绩也很好(准时上班机率100%)，一直考不上驾照，有点神经质而错惹出各种麻烦，但在关键时刻不会掉链子。
酷爱抓水母和空手道，力气特别小，可以自行滤食海水过日子。
曾连续26次获得蟹堡王的本月最佳员工称号，拥有一个超大号的奖杯壁橱。
常常喜欢帮助别人，但因为稍微神经质和招来祸患。
●派大星（Patrick Star）派大星是一只海星，海绵宝宝最好的朋友，住在隔壁的插着天线的大石头底下。
好吃懒做而且无脑，经常一事无成。
又称“粉红大胖呆”，没有鼻子，认不得自己的父母，最喜欢看电视，是一个爱电视的海星，不喜欢洗澡，腋下都是毛。
曾经荣获“最懒最粉最什么事都不做的海星”称号。
脑子中实际上有无限的智慧，不过平时不会表现出来，只有到了重要关头才回显现，不过经常被海绵宝宝搞砸，破坏力惊人。
●章鱼哥（Squidward Tentacles）光头章鱼，海绵宝宝的另一个邻居兼同事，个性冷淡，很讨厌海绵宝宝，一直想找个清静的地方，永远也不想看见海绵宝宝，但海绵宝宝却对他相当友善。
海绵宝宝视频和英文台词同步
优酷下载《海绵宝宝》（1999）第一集与之匹配的英文台词海绵宝：What a wonderful day.The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.So peaceful.章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.I can’t work with all that racket going on.海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.章鱼哥：Right, hum.海绵宝：Okay.章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?派大星：Good morning.章鱼哥：Oh, boy.海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?派大星：Oh, how much is it?海绵宝：Only a quarter.派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.派大星：Ah! One quarter.派大星：Thank you.章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.派大星：It’s a giraffe.海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. Firstgo like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time tobring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,then that and this and that and this and then……章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.派大星：Technique, Squidward.海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……派大星：The pelvic whoo!海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!派大星：Listen to Sponge.海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!派大星：Squid is numer one.章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.海绵宝：Nope.章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.派大星：Yeah, technique.章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.Come on, it’s my genes.海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：I rock.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,Squid, Squidward!派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……海绵宝：Squidward.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.章鱼哥：Genius。
海绵宝宝经典台词_经典台词
海绵宝宝经典台词《海绵宝宝》(SpongeBob SquarePants)是美国著名的系列电视动画，1999年在尼克国际儿童频道开播，至今仍持续制播中，创始者是史蒂芬·海伦伯格(Stephen Hillenburg)。
动画场景设定于太平洋海底，一座称为比奇堡(Bikini Bottom)的城市，故事围绕主角海绵宝宝和他的好朋友们展开。
这部动画除了绘制的卡通场景与角色之外，也会穿插一些真实物件或是人物，例如曾经演出海滩游侠与霹雳游侠的大卫·赫索霍夫，以本人的身份出演了几集。
动画的主角海绵宝宝是一块方形的黄色海绵，他和他的好朋友们：派大星、章鱼哥、蟹老板、珊迪、小蜗及痞老板等等虽然总是处于千奇百怪的各种麻烦之中，但他们总是能化险为夷，然后再制造新的麻烦，新的笑料。
《海绵宝宝》1.海绵宝宝：“我准备好了，我准备好了，我准备好了…… (满怀激动说N遍)”2.海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗?”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”3.海绵宝宝：“我们去抓水母!”4.海绵宝宝：“hi~章鱼哥~”5.海绵宝宝：“你说得对，章鱼哥。
”(崇拜的表情+语气)6.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语速超快)：“章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥……”(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)7.海绵宝宝：“嗨，章鱼哥，你想吹泡泡吗，只要两毛五。
”8.海绵宝宝：“哦，章鱼哥，你在冒烟耶，你看起来就像是一棵煮熟的青菜!”9.海绵宝宝：“小蜗，快来洗澡。
我现在一定要让你到澡盆里去!你听见了没有小蜗?你给我回来小蜗，小蜗，小蜗……”10.海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰!嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐罐吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它….们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我在说什么吗?还有用过的番茄酱...为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了!你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了铜鱼!如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量!海绵宝宝：因为我在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构!”11.派大星：“嘿，哥们! ”12.派大星(海绵宝宝的奶奶给他送了件毛衣，无比惊讶的语气)：“啊，是个帽子!”13.章鱼哥(压着嗓子)：“哦，海绵宝宝……”14.章鱼哥：“噢，这真是太可怕了!”15.章鱼哥：“除了我，所有人都是白痴。
海绵宝宝的英语
海绵宝宝的英语海绵宝宝，英文名为"SpongeBob SquarePants"，是一部深受全球观众喜爱的美国动画片。
这部动画由史蒂芬·希伦伯格创作，自1999年首播以来，已经成为尼克国际儿童频道的标志性节目之一。
故事围绕着一个名叫海绵宝宝的乐观、天真的海绵展开，他在比基尼海滩上的一个快餐店“蟹堡王”工作，与他的宠物蜗牛加里，以及一系列有趣的角色共同生活。
海绵宝宝的故事充满了幽默和冒险，他总是带着无限的好奇心和热情去探索世界。
他的好朋友派大星，一个笨拙但心地善良的海星，常常与海绵宝宝一起进行各种奇思妙想的冒险。
此外，还有章鱼哥，一个有些自恋和挑剔的章鱼，以及蟹老板，一个吝啬的螃蟹，他们都是海绵宝宝生活中不可或缺的角色。
这部动画不仅以其独特的幽默感和丰富的想象力吸引了无数观众，还因其深刻的主题和寓意而受到赞誉。
海绵宝宝的故事常常探讨友情、责任和自我认同等主题，使得这部看似简单的儿童节目实际上包含了许多成人也能共鸣的深层次内容。
"SpongeBob SquarePants"的动画风格独特，色彩鲜艳，角色设计充满个性，这些都使得它在众多儿童节目中独树一帜。
此外，动画中的音乐和配音也为节目增色不少，许多歌曲和台词都成为了流行文化的一部分。
随着时间的推移，"SpongeBob SquarePants"已经成为了一个全球性的文化现象，不仅在电视上播出，还衍生出了电影、游戏、玩具和各种周边产品。
海绵宝宝的形象也常常出现在各种公共活动和慈善事业中，成为了一个积极、乐观的象征。
总的来说，"SpongeBob SquarePants"是一部跨越年龄和文化的动画作品，它以其独特的魅力和深远的影响力，成为了全球观众心中的一个温馨而有趣的朋友。
海绵宝宝的经典语录台词
海绵宝宝的经典语录台词海绵宝宝的经典语录台词集锦萌萌哒的海绵宝宝在动画片中有很多经典的台词语录。
下面店铺给大家分享的海绵宝宝的经典语录，希望能帮到你!海绵宝宝的经典语录【热门版】1.“我准备好啦!我准备好啦!”2.老人是社会的财富～～!!3.章鱼哥你的事办完了吗?```4.i'm ready promotion!5.工作是我最快乐的事”6.一想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里我就想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里7.有青苔的地方就有文明8.我从来不会看菜谱,那会摧毁一个人的灵感.9.我很黄....还很方.....10.我应该走走……呃我想我应该跑……哦我想我应该狂奔!对狂奔~!11.—海绵宝宝你想把我逼到精神病院去吗?—哦不~只想把你放到那个洞里12.章鱼哥：海绵宝宝我必须承认一件事海绵宝宝：哦~~!你是秃子!13.你说得对，章鱼哥~14.海绵宝宝：企鹅男孩，那边有人等我们帮助.派大星：遵命美人鱼战士，我是你有力的助手～15.你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗章鱼哥我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗海绵宝宝我准备好啦海绵宝宝的经典语录【精选版】16.派大星说“我都分不清男女厕所了!”17.裤子破拉!18."派大星, 我们不丑, 我们很臭!" "对,我们很臭,我们很臭...." 于是两人很高兴地跑出了电影院的厕所19."棍子人? 石头人? 马桶人?...哦对! 泡泡人!"20.嘿,章鱼哥!嘿,章鱼哥!21.厄,呵呵呵,章鱼哥,外面的世界很残酷,没有人会把快乐用托盘送给你.22.蟹老板，我还要继续工作!23.哦,美丽的比基尼海滩~~~~~~~~~~~~~24.派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!无止境对骂中。
海绵宝宝的经典语录台词
海绵宝宝的经典语录台词海绵宝宝的经典语录台词海绵宝宝给我们的童年带来了无限的快乐，不知道你还记不记得剧中的台词语录呢?以下是店铺要与大家分享的海绵宝宝的经典语录，供大家参考!海绵宝宝的经典语录【热门版】1他要揍我一顿，我得搬到其它镇子去，离开比基尼海滩。
我要改个名字不叫海绵宝宝，宝宝海绵好了，然后改叫海绵宝宝，从此过着幸福的生活。
-2.你说得对，章鱼哥。
3.我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!我准备好了!...... -4.当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰! -5.嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐灌吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它....们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我再说什么吗? -6.为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了! -7.你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了彤(铜)鱼! -8.因为我生活在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构! -9.派大星,我们有蟹黄堡了! -10.法律上应该明文规定，在这么阳光灿烂灿烂的'日子写作文是违法的。
-11.章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥! -12.您的咯吱窝里需不需要一碗热汤? -13.哦!~不~~~我们偷了一个气球~~ -海绵宝宝的经典语录【精选版】1.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语素超快)：章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥...(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状_|||)2.这个世界上最大的秘密莫过于你偷偷地把一个秘密告诉给另一个人这样就会在他所收集的秘密当中秘密的增加一个秘密3.什么?你在说什么?这些词怎么可能组成一个句子?5.章鱼哥(看到海绵宝宝和派大星在开心的蹦来蹦去)：哦。
我忘记了，今天是快乐蹬腿跳傻瓜节.6.什么?你在说什么?这写词怎么可能组成一个句子?7.(海绵宝宝劝章鱼哥吃蟹黄堡)：“哦不章鱼哥，这对你的灵魂有好处!”8.派大星：“嗯....我简直不敢相信我的耳朵!! ”海绵宝宝：“你怎么可能相信.因为你根本就没有耳朵!!”9.我不叫胆小宝宝!我叫海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝!10.小蜗，听话，洗澡了...海绵宝宝的经典语录【经典版】1.我爱我所有的朋友，就算他们不爱我。
海绵宝宝语录
海绵宝宝语录海绵宝宝语录无论在学习、工作或是生活中，大家一定都接触过一些名人语录吧，语录是指富有哲理与特殊意义的名人之言、网民言论、社会事件所产生的新词条。
语录的类型多样，你所见过的语录是什么样的呢？以下是小编精心整理的海绵宝宝语录，希望对大家有所帮助。
海绵宝宝语录11、如果我离开你了，你会怎么办？2、要相信自己。
3、派大星？我问了你一辈子的问题，你怎么从来都不烦。
4、我的朋友那么多，随便就可以找出3个来！5、嗨，海绵宝宝，我们去抓水母吧！6、谁准备好了，我准备好了。
7、派大星，你要去我家玩吗？8、一根神秘的绳子！9、水母是不会把自己抓起来的。
10、我知道了，我想要一个气球。
11、海绵宝宝，我的冰淇淋为什么化了。
12、老人是社会的财富！13、我还欠你三颗，下次再给你。
14、有青苔的地方就有文明。
15、那抓水母？16、你别想从我这里拿走一分钱，一分钱！17、好人是为天不有好报的，耍狠的人事这能征服种自于他你。
18、一个好厨子永远不能远离它的煎锅。
19、太棒了，是谁啊？20、我这一辈子的努力就是为了今天，现在我准备好了！21、因为是你，所以我都愿意陪你去做。
22、不，朋友。
我们好像已经渐行渐远了，过去在一起我们很快乐，可现在我们不能兼容了，这就是人生，人生懂吗？23、我在你失败的地方都成功了。
24、我要证明给你看，我一定赢一次！25、拜，章鱼哥。
拜，蟹老板，拜，章鱼哥。
26、如果你总是让人踩过你的头，你永远都不会得到你想要的东西。
27、派大星，你知道什么叫爱吗。
28、你是明星，你没有半个朋友。
29、我有一个好主意，但没人相信我。
30、海绵宝宝天天都开心，因为他有派大星。
海绵宝宝语录21、我有什么资格和天才做朋友呢。
2、生命真美好，来的也快去的也快。
3、好人是为天不有好报的，耍狠的人事这能征服种自于他你。
4、现在你已经有空啦，去吃饭吧。
5、我的生活夺走了我的快乐。
6、你本来是有机会的，但是你输了，你不能总是活在过去！7、海绵宝宝，章鱼哥似乎不喜欢我们。
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海绵宝宝第二季英文字幕目录：Season 221 Your Shoe's UntiedSquid's Day Off22 Something SmellsBossy Boots23 Big Pink LoserBubble Buddy24 Dying For PieImitation Krabs25 WormyPatty Hype26 Grandma's KissesSquidville27 Pre-Hibernation WeekLife of Crime28 Christmas Who?29 Survival of the IdiotsDumped30 No Free RidesI'm Your Biggest Fanatic31 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III Squirrel Jokes32 PressureThe Smoking Peanut33 ShanghaiedGary Takes A Bath34 Welcome to the Chum Bucket Frankendoodle35 The Secret BoxBand Geeks36 Graveyard ShiftKrusty Love37 ProcrastinationI'm with Stupid38 Sailor MouthArtist Unknown39 Jellyfish HunterThe Fry Cook Games40 Squid on StrikeSandy, SpongeBob and the Worm21. *Your Shoe's Untied*Dialogue(SpongeBob is watching sea-creatures on TV)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in!Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes)SpongeBob: Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.Patrick: Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands)SpongeBob: Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our captain's quarters, too!Patrick: Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.SpongeBob: (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?Patrick: Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair)SpongeBob: Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?Patrick: Gosh, probably not.SpongeBob: I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair arm) Pay close attention,Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...uhh, you gotta...loop the...uhh...Patrick: Are you sure you know how to do it?SpongeBob: Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I?Patrick: Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair) SpongeBob: Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.Patrick: I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore!SpongeBob: I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the chair arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right?Patrick: No.SpongeBob: Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots)Patrick: What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Patrick, aren't you late for something?Patrick: Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy!(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob)Patrick: Well hiya, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet)Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting?SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet) Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here.Squidward: (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! A perfect patty.Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away)SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it?Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line!SpongeBob: No!Squidward: Then bring that patty here now!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved)Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh!Squidward: SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth)SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward!Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward)Squidward: Sponge... (patty enters his mouth)SpongeBob: Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him)Customer: What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly)Squidward: I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head)SpongeBob: I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle)Mr. Krabs: Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone)Customer: Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?Squidward: It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles)Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBobpeeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this.SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Out with it, boy! What is it?SpongeBob: I forgot how to tie my shoes.Mr. Krabs: (laughs) That's all?SpongeBob: So you'll show me how?Mr. Krabs: I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to Tom) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Tom: Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Eel: Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields)SpongeBob: Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Painty: Arr, I be just a painting of a head.SpongeBob: DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!! (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman)Flying Dutchman: Did somebody say knot?SpongeBob: (eyes grow large) I did.Flying Dutchman: So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya?SpongeBob: Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.Flying Dutchman: Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years!SpongeBob: Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart)Flying Dutchman: (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot!SpongeBob: Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds)Flying Dutchman: The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot.SpongeBob: Ohh...Flying Dutchman: Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey)Monkey: Ohh, ohh!Flying Dutchman: This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope)Rope: Pooooooop!SpongeBob: (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes?Flying Dutchman: (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Not now, Gary.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: I'm not in the mood, Gary.Gary: Meow. Meow.SpongeBob: (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention.Gary: Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes)SpongeBob: (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How did you learn to do that?Song: "Loop dee Loop!"Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?It's a very easy thing to do.Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.You gotta take a lace in each hand,You go over and under again,You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You go over and back, left to right,Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool!*Squid's Day Off*DialogueNarrator: Ah, beautiful springtime. A time for fun and frolic for most, but not for this poor slob.Squidward: Ohh... what a beautiful day. And here I am trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. (bell rings) No one ever comes in on Sunday. (bell rings again) Why can’t Mr. Krabs just let us go home? (bell rings again. Squidward gets angry. Scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing a bell set on the order window. Squidward runs up to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell!SpongeBob: I was just testing it.Squidward: (leans through the order window getting in SpongeBob’s face) I w ill ring the bell when there is an order. But... (scene zooms out to show restaurant empty) ...there’s no customers!! There hasn’t been one all day, and there isn’t gonna be any! (picks up the cash register and slams it down making a bell noise)SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty coming up!Squidward: No! (register drawer shoots open knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office where Mr. Krabs hears the money dropping)Mr. Krabs: That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squid picking up the coins) What’s going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I’ll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.SpongeBob: What’s wrong, Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs gets scared and throws the dimes in the air)Mr. Krabs: Me dime! (a dime rolls into the sink but does not go down the drain until Mr. Krabs gives a sigh of relief) Noo! (grabs the dime in the drain) I got it, boy! (tries to take his hand out) What the? It’s stuck! You gotta help me, Spon geBob!SpongeBob: You’ve gotta let go of the dime.Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. There’s got to be another way! Grab me captains quarters and heave! (SpongeBob pulls on Mr. Krabs from behind a couple times until Mr. Krabs gets thrown back without his arms) Me arms!SpongeBob: Oh no, not again. (Mr. Krabs hits the wall which makes the shelf slant and drop a pan, a glass, another pan, a mug, a chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a scuba suit on Mr. Krabs head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs head and then a dime falls on it causing Mr. Krabs to blacken out. Scene cuts to an ambulance outside the Krusty Krab and two paramedics carrying out Mr. Krabs on a stretcher)Mr. Krabs: Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.Squidward: (smiles)You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars to stars)SpongeBob: (screams) Ahh, really?Squidward: You get to run the cash register.SpongeBob: The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?Squidward: You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, and then you’re gonna make them! (put s his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)SpongeBob: This is the best day of my life!Squidward: Me too.SpongeBob: Wait, if I’m running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?Squidward: I’ve got some very important boss-like errands to run. See ya, later. (he runs off)SpongeBob: Squidward!Squidward: What is it?SpongeBob: You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.Squidward: You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off as SpongeBob is hugging on the cash register)SpongeBob: I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)Squidward: Well, Squidward, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it’ll pass. He’s probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, could you give me change for a quarter?SpongeBob: No problem! (bangs on the register and gives Patrick a million dollars) Here ya go!Patrick: Thanks.Squidward: (gasps) I forgot to tell him how to make change! (he runs back to the restaurant, banging the doors open) Sponge... (sees only SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab) ... Bob. (checks the cash register to see if everything is still there. Gives a sigh of relief)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?Squidward: No, I am not. I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.SpongeBob: Do you want four quarters? (holds up four quarters) Or ten dimes? (shows ten dimes on his hand) Or twenty nickels? (shows ten nickels on each arm) Or one hundred pennies? (shows one-hundred pennies on his back) Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels, and ten pennies? (shows the quarter on his nose, 3 dimes on his fingers, 7 nickels on his thumb, and ten pennies, in the shape of the cent symbol, on his foot) Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...Squidward: Alright, goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward’s house where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has on sunscreen and carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I’m the boss. I deserve this. Ah... Everything will be fine. There won’t be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored.SpongeBob: Ehh, gettin’ kind of bored. (yawns and falls asleep. Krusty Krab catches on fire and Squidward tries to blow it out but its a thought bubble. Begins to run to the Krusty Krab but stops)Squidward: Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I’m doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? S pongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire. (he walks back down the road. Then, a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher.He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to Sponge, who has a foam mustache)SpongeBob: May I help you, sir?Squidward: (wipes off his foamy beard) It’s me, you dunce!SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward! (mustache falls off) How are those errands going?Squidward: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m very busy.SpongeBob: I’m sure you are.Squidward: I don’t like your tone.SpongeBob: (high-pitched voice) I’m sure you are. (normal voice again) How’s that?Squidward: Just do your jobs. (walks off)SpongeBob: Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)Squidward: Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)SpongeBob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall and runs to the Krusty Krab)Squidward: SpongeBob!!SpongeBob: Have you finished...Squidward: No! (walks out) That’s it. That’s it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant! (walks into his house then runs out towards the Krusty Krab)SpongeBob: Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?Squidward: No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!SpongeBob: But I haven’t...Squidward: Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You will. (walks backwards) And when you do, I’ll be there! I’ll be there! (laughs)SpongeBob: Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can't get out)Squidward: There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap sits in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob's laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I’ve finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that its only the wind blowing onto the coral) ... branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that r ubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I’ve got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the KrustyKrab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)Squidward: A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps) What? (SpongeBob is not in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his showe r cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I’ve got you now, SpongeBob!Citizen: (puts her hand over her son's eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!Squidward: (runs past Patrick's rock) The truth will be revealed!Patrick: (stands up) Whoo-ho! Right on, Squidward! (scene cuts to hospital where the doctor and Mr. Krabs are walking out of it)Dr. Gill Gilliam: Okay, Mr. Krabs, get plenty of rest and if things don’t seem right, come back. (walks inside)Mr. Krabs: Thanks, doc. (Squidward runs past him)Squidward: You can’t beat me! Ha! (Mr. Krabs walks back into the hospital. Scene cuts to Squidward running into the Krusty Krab) A-ha! I caught you now. You didn’t think I knew you were a stick outside my window. Ha! Or the toilet in my bathroom. And then, you were in my bathtub! And I... And-and you... And I... And you... swam down the drain and beat me to the... Krusty... Krab.SpongeBob: Uhh, does that mean that you finished those errands?Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob, I am finished with those errands. (hugs the register) I guess I want to take my place back at the cash register. I really do.SpongeBob: (takes off his pants and hands them to Squidward) Then you might wanna put these on. (Squidward looks down and notices a bunch of bubbles. They all pop so he puts SpongeBob's pants on) Hey, Squidward, you know what? Look! (walks back with a sign) We forgot to switch the ‘Closed’ sign to ‘Open’. It’s almost like we could’ve taken the whole day off! (He laughs. Squidward’s nose falls off and he deflates)22. *Something Smells*DialogueSpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. SpongeBob turns it off and launches himself at his big calendar. He hits the 20th day) Wow! It’s Sunday, Gary! Guess what’s for breakfast?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: That’s right! (puts a bowl on the kitchen counter) A sundae! (runs to the freezer and finds it empty) Whoops, looks like we’re out of ice cream. Guess I’ll have to use something else. Ketchup! (squeezes a bunch of ketchup into the bowl. Then runs over to the storage bin) Hmmm, bananas, cherries, boring. (closes storage door) Ahh, here we go, onions! (runs up to the counter with two sacks that say "onions" on them) Ready, Gary?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (Gary plays a violin while SpongeBob cries while peeling the onions into the bowl) Just one more thing! Pea... (opens up another storage door but finds an empty jar) ...nuts. Gary! Our peanut jar is totally empty! (Gary burps) Hmmm... (snaps fingers) Wait! I know one other place we can find peanuts. (looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant in front of the window) Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. (throws the plant into the sundae bowl) A little texture never hurt. There we go. (gets out a spoon) This sundae’s gonna taste great! Aren’t you goin g to help me, Gary? Gary? Oh well, more for me! (takes a few spoonfuls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of sundae smoke coming out with him. He drops his spoon while Gary hides behind a coral plant) You know what they say, Ga ry. I’m easy like Sunday morning. ('morning' comes out of SpongeBobs mouth and wraps itself around Garys eyes, twisting them) Ok, let’s see my to-do list. (takes out a big long list) Go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work...wait, that’s not right. I need the one for Sunday. (takes out a small piece of paper) Ah, here we go. 'Say hi to everyone inBikini Bottom'. (runs off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob running up to a citizen) Hello. (citizen runs off in disgust of his bad breath. SpongeBob waves) Some people are even late on Sunday. (SpongeBob notices a mailman) Hi mailfish! (mailfish breaks its skin into a smaller fish and then into another smaller fish. SpongeBob notices a crossing guard) Hi, Mrs crossing guard! (crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath)Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! (kids walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds but its a parade)SpongeBob: Wow, a parade! Hi, parade! Hi, tuba player! Hi, drummer! Hi, guy with the cymbals! Hi, trumpeter! Hi, tambourine girl! Hi, timbale man! Hi, didjeridu player! (didjeridu player is playing his instrument) Hi, triangle player! Hi, guy with the kettle drum! Hi, pianist! Hi, guy with the flute! And hello, Dolly! (all this time that SpongeBob is giving a shout out to the parade, his bad breath is forming into a ball. When he finishes, the ball rolls into the parade and knocks them away. Everyone runs off) Was it something I said? Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. (notices some pink pile of gum on the bench) And now...giant piles of bubble gum?! Ohh, what next? (Patricks head pops out)Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Ohh, hi, Patrick. I’m confused.Patrick: Yes, I am.SpongeBob: Patrick, everyone is running away from me. Watch. (walks over to a building) Hi, building! (building moves farther away) I just don’t get it.Patrick: I don’t either.SpongeBob: I just don't get it.Patrick: I don't either. Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed. (scene zooms in on SpongeBob's clothing from the feet up)。
海绵宝宝英文台词
精心整理宝：Whatawonderfulday.Thesunisout,thewaterisshimmering,scallopsarechirping.Sopeaceful.哥：Canwelowerthevolume,please.tworkwithallthatracketgoingon.宝：哥：Right,hum.宝：Okay.哥：! 宝：哥：星：哥：Oh,boy.宝：星：宝：星：Soundsreasonable.Uh……I’mgoingtoneedtoborrowaquarter.宝：Surething.Patrick.星：Ah!Onequarter.星：Thankyou.哥：Businessisbooming.HowdidIevergetsurroundedbysuchIloserneighbors?宝：Onebubblewand,dippedandreadytogo.CouldIinterestyouinsomelessons?Only25cents.星：Uh……verywell,then.Hey,Sponge,canIborrowanotherquarter?Thanks.宝：Okay,Patrick,it’sallinthetechnique.Firstgolikethis.Spinaround—stop!Double–-takethreetimes—one,two,three.Then…pelvicthrust!Stoponyourrightfoot.Don’tforgetit!Now,it’stimetobringitaroundtown.Bringaroundtown.Thenyo星：It’sagiraffe.宝：哥：Don’宝：We’Then……That’宝：That’llbe25cents,sir.哥：Aah!Whoa!What!Whowouldpay25centstoblowbubbles?!宝：Weareofferlessonsforbeginners.哥：Beginners?Whatcouldbemoresimplethanblowingastupidbubble?Here’syour25cents.Watchand learn.Uh……wait,wait,wait.Onemoretime.Here,wait,wait.Aah,justamerewarm—up.宝：Hey,Squidward,rememberthetechnique.Technique—youdothisandthis.Stepback.星：Technique,Squidward.宝：Spinaroundlikethis.Overhere.One,two,yeah,three……星：Thepelvicwhoo!宝：Don’tfor……don’tforgetthe“whoo”!星：ListentoSponge.宝：宝&派大星：宝：Tech……p.Double–宝：星：哥：宝：Nope.哥Now,that’宝：Yousaidit,Squidward.See,itisallinthetechnique.星：Yeah,technique.鱼哥：Technique?Huh!SpongeBob,youdidn’tthinkIcreatedthat…eon,it’smygenes.宝&派大星：Squid’sgotgenes.Squid’sgotgenes.哥：Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou.宝&派大星：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.宝：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.哥：Irock.绵宝&派大星Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidw星：宝：Squidward.宝&派大星：哥：宝&派大星：哥：Genius。
《海绵宝宝》英文字幕
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
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Phil: I got a wife and two beautiful children.
SpongeBob: That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
Phil: What?
SpongeBob: Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.
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Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle
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(SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty.)
Mr. Krabs: All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work.
(Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob.)
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(Open on the Krusty Krab. Fish are eating food, Mr. Krabs is painting a picture and Squidward is manning the cash register.)
海绵宝宝经典台词_经典台词
海绵宝宝经典台词《海绵宝宝》(SpongeBob SquarePants)是美国著名的系列电视动画，1999年在尼克国际儿童频道开播，至今仍持续制播中，创始者是史蒂芬·海伦伯格(Stephen Hillenburg)。
动画场景设定于太平洋海底，一座称为比奇堡(Bikini Bottom)的城市，故事围绕主角海绵宝宝和他的好朋友们展开。
这部动画除了绘制的卡通场景与角色之外，也会穿插一些真实物件或是人物，例如曾经演出海滩游侠与霹雳游侠的大卫·赫索霍夫，以本人的身份出演了几集。
动画的主角海绵宝宝是一块方形的黄色海绵，他和他的好朋友们：派大星、章鱼哥、蟹老板、珊迪、小蜗及痞老板等等虽然总是处于千奇百怪的各种麻烦之中，但他们总是能化险为夷，然后再制造新的麻烦，新的笑料。
《海绵宝宝》1.海绵宝宝：“我准备好了，我准备好了，我准备好了…… (满怀激动说N遍)”2.海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗?”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”3.海绵宝宝：“我们去抓水母!”4.海绵宝宝：“hi~章鱼哥~”5.海绵宝宝：“你说得对，章鱼哥。
”(崇拜的表情+语气)6.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语速超快)：“章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥……”(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)7.海绵宝宝：“嗨，章鱼哥，你想吹泡泡吗，只要两毛五。
”8.海绵宝宝：“哦，章鱼哥，你在冒烟耶，你看起来就像是一棵煮熟的青菜!”9.海绵宝宝：“小蜗，快来洗澡。
我现在一定要让你到澡盆里去!你听见了没有小蜗?你给我回来小蜗，小蜗，小蜗……”10.海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰!嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐罐吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它….们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我在说什么吗?还有用过的番茄酱...为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了!你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了铜鱼!如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量!海绵宝宝：因为我在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构!”11.派大星：“嘿，哥们! ”12.派大星(海绵宝宝的奶奶给他送了件毛衣，无比惊讶的语气)：“啊，是个帽子!”13.章鱼哥(压着嗓子)：“哦，海绵宝宝……”14.章鱼哥：“噢，这真是太可怕了!”15.章鱼哥：“除了我，所有人都是白痴。
海绵宝宝翻译
海绵宝宝翻译
《海绵宝宝》是一部由美国Nickelodeon公司制作的动画片，
海绵宝宝是其中的主角。
他是一个黄色的海绵，住在一个水下的城市——比奇堡。
他的朋友有章鱼哥、蟹老板、松鼠和派大星等。
每一集的故事都是围绕着海绵宝宝和他的朋友们展开的。
他们会一起玩耍、学习、解决问题，有时还会参加比赛。
海绵宝宝是一个非常乐观和乐观的角色，他总是热情地对待生活中的一切。
海绵宝宝和他的朋友们生活中会遇到很多有趣的冒险和挑战。
比如，他们曾经一起寻找失踪的糖果。
他们还一起参加了一次煎饼比赛，最后海绵宝宝赢得了比赛的冠军。
除了生活中的冒险，海绵宝宝和他的朋友们还有一些经典的口头禅。
“你好，我准备好了！”是海绵宝宝常说的一句话。
当然，“以米为荣，以米为怨”也是海绵宝宝的经典台词。
《海绵宝宝》不仅受到了孩子们的喜爱，也受到了成年观众的欢迎。
这是因为它的故事情节幽默有趣，而且每一集都有一个积极向上的主题。
无论是孩子们还是成年观众，都能从中获得一些快乐和启发。
《海绵宝宝》的成功并不仅仅局限于动画片，它还有一部名为《海绵宝宝：黄领方》的电影。
这部电影讲述了海绵宝宝在比奇堡附近的一座城市中的冒险。
这部电影非常受欢迎，赢得了
观众们的好评。
总之，《海绵宝宝》是一部非常有趣和富有启发性的动画片。
它通过海绵宝宝和他的朋友们的冒险故事，向观众们传递了一些重要的价值观和道德观念。
无论是孩子们还是成年观众，都能从中获得娱乐和教育的双重收益。
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72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then what?Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星：How do you know my name?海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really?蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星：Is that good?海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章鱼哥：Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星：I don't get it.章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板：The what?海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。