搞笑英语故事带翻译精选

搞笑英语故事带翻译精选

Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.

Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at

the gate and watching the ice melting.

"What's the matter?" She asked him. "Why don't you bring it in?"

"I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I'm running it dry." The simpleton answered.

晒冰

从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。

两个小时后，他还没回来。

她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。

她问他："怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?"

"我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。"笨人回答道。

Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy.

On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top's of the dog's house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little

boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I've broken sister's plate. She has beaten me." "Why?" "I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate."

Such was my naught brother.

顽皮的弟弟

东尼是我的小弟弟，他是个调皮的孩子。

星期天早晨，东尼跑到院子里跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鸟落在狗舍上，东尼就用石头

砸它。突然，这个小男孩哭了起来。妈妈跑过去问出了什么事。他哭着说："我姐姐盘子

摔碎了，她打了我!""为什么?""我拿石头砸一直小年，但是却打碎了姐姐的盘子。"

哎，这是我淘气的弟弟。

Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks him, "Why

do you go to the headmaster's office?"

"Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can." "It's good to answer the teacher's question." "But the question is 'Who pours ink on my chair?'"

谁把墨水倒在我椅子了?

唐尼是个7岁孩子，每天他都上学。学校在他的家附近。

因为，他不行去上学并按时回家。但是今天他回来迟了。

他的母亲问他："你为什么去校长的办公室?"

"因为老师在上课时老师问我们一个问题，没有人能回答他，而我能。"

"回答老师的问题是好事。"

"但那个问题 '谁把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?'"

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