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Sharpay: We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.Mrs. Bolton: Did we really fly all this way just to play more basketball?Jack Bolton, Troy Bolton: Yeah.Alan: [singing] Its hard to believe That I couldn't sneeze, See that you were always there right nex t to beside meMs. Darbus: Alan I admire your pluck... As to your singing, that's a wonderful tie you're wearing [Alan smiles awkwardly and leaves]Gabrilla Montez: [about singing previously] Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too. Troy Bolton: Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed.The Basketball team: From our team to yours. G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-BTroy Bolton: Exclamation point.Ms. Darbus: Well, looks like us wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon.Ryan: Go, godra, godarma...Sharpay: Toodles.Troy Bolton: Toodles.Sharpay: Well congratulations, I guess I'm going to be the understudy in case you can't make one of the shows, so break a leg.[Gabriella looks very confused]Sharpay: In theatre, that means "good luck."[smiles and walks away]Chad: WHAT TEAM?The Basketball team: WILDCATS.Chad: WHAT TEAM?The Basketball team: WILDCATS.Chad: WHAT TEAM?The Basketball team: WILDCATS.Chad: WILDCATS?The Basketball team: GETCHA' HEAD IN THE GAME.Ms. Darbus: [bell rings] Was that a cell phone?Kelsi: [quietly] No ma'am, that was the warning bell.Ms. Darbus: Aah.Gabrilla Montez: The Wildcats' superstar is... afraid?Troy Bolton: No, no, I'm not afraid. I'm just... scared.Ryan: Wow an Einstinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?Sharpay: I'm not sure that she is... But we needn't concern ourselves with amatures. But... there i s no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are... well, appropr iate for her. After all... she loves pi.Ms. Darbus: Holidays are over, people. Way Over. Any more questions?[Jason raises hand]29 Ms. Darbus feb : Jason.Jason: So, how were your holidays, Ms. Darbus?[after Gabriella spills lunch on Sharpay]Troy Bolton: Uh-oh. I better...[He tries to help but Chad stops him]Chad: No. You do NOT want to get into that man. Too much drama.Zeke: [after Sharpay walks through the hall] I guess the ice princess has come back from the Nort h Pole.Chad: And back from what she always does.Basketball team: Wheres that?Chad: Shopping for mirrors.Basketball team: Ooooh.Chad: I smell a rat named Darbus.Kelsi: Actually I think it's two rats, and neither of them named Darbus.Chad: Do you know something about this... small person?Kelsi: Mrs. Darbus might think she's only protecting the show, but Ryan and Sharpay are only con cerned about protecting themselves.[in mid-song]Sharpay: [singing/shouting] Everybody, quiet!Ms. Darbus: Mr.Danforth this is a place of learning not a hockey arena.Sharpay: So troy when's the big gameTroy Bolton: Uh, two weeksSharpay: You are so dedicated, just like me.Sharpay: Toodles.Troy Bolton: Toodles.Troy Bolton: I'll call you, I'll call you tommorrowGabrilla Montez: YeahTroy Bolton: Here put your number inTroy Bolton: Here[He takes her picture]Gabrilla Montez: You tooTroy Bolton: There you goTroy Bolton: Well just so you know singing with you was the most fun i've had on this entire vaca tionTroy Bolton: So, uh where do you live[He just realizes that she has already left]Troy Bolton: [looks at her picture, then says her name to himself] GabriellaSharpay: [showing Ms. Darbus her shirt] Look, that Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me o n purpose. It's all a part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are o bviously behind it. Why do you think he auditioned? After all the hard work you put into this sho w, it just doesn't seem right!Basketball team: [Troy's coming off of the school bus] Troy, Troy, TroyTroy Bolton: Happy New YearChad: Yah, It's going be a happy wild cats new year. With you leading us to infinity.Chad: What team?Basketball team: Wildcats23 Chad fd3 : What team?Basketball team: Wildcats[the all walk the East high water sculpture, cheering]Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Craw ford on a cereal box?Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's s een that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. I N it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female m ind, Troy.Chad: [Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears] It's foreign territory.[Troy sits down at a table and takes out a pencil and a piece of paper]Chad: How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town'...Troy Bolton: [cutting off Chad] No one said ANYTHING about leotards.Chad: Chad: Not yet my friend but just you wait.Troy Bolton: [Troy gives Chad a really weirded out look]Chad: [Mrs. Fallstaff, appears] I tried to tell him, I really didTroy Bolton: [Troy looks like he's thinking]Troy Bolton: Whoa, don't tell me you're good at hoops too.Gabrilla Montez: You know, I once scored 41 points on a league game.Troy Bolton: [looks at her astonished] No way.Gabrilla Montez: Mmhmm. Yeah, and on the same day I invented the space shuttle and microwa ved popcorn.Troy Bolton: [grins wildly as he realizes she tricked him] Ah, microwave popcorn. haha, very funn y.Chad: How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town'...Troy Bolton: [cutting off Chad] No one said ANYTHING about leotards.Chad: Not yet my friend but just you wait.[Troy gives Chad a really weirded out look]Troy Bolton: Okay, now we will only be able to do this if we all work together.Skater Dude: I play the cello.Skater Dude #1: Awesome. What is it?[mimes playing the cello]Skater Dude #1: A saw?Skater Dude: No dude, it's like a giant violin.Sharpay: We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday, and the basketball game a nd scholastic decathelon are on Friday...Sharpay: 57 Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time.fe6 Ryan Evans: Well... that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the...[Sharpay looks at him with a "Yeah?" face]Ryan Evans: I'm proud to call you my sister.Sharpay: [laughs] I know.[last lines]Sharpay: [running in the door where Zeke is At] These cookies are genius. The best things I've eve r tasted. Will you make some more for me Zeke?[runs up to Zeke and hugs him]Zeke: I might even make you a creme brulee.Sharpay: Ooh.Troy Bolton: [after Gabriella makes a shot] Whoa, don't tell me you're good at hoops too. Gabrilla Montez: You know, I once scored 41 points on a league game.Troy Bolton: No way.Gabrilla Montez: Mmhmm. Yeah, and on the same day I invented the space shuttle and microwa ved popcorn.Sharpay: [pacing after callbacks announced] How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the col ors for my dressing room.Ryan: Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.Sharpay: [slams hands down on table] Someone's gotta tell her the rules.Ryan: Exactly.[long pause]Ryan: ... And what're the rules?Sharpay: [rolls eyes and walks off]Chad: So, you're coming with me to the after-party, right?Taylor: As in, like, a date?Chad: Must be your lucky day.Gabrilla Montez: How well do you know Troy Bolton?Taylor: Troy? Well, I don't consider myself an expert on that particular sub-species. But, unless yo u know how to speak cheerleader, as in...[walks up to a group of cheerleaders]Taylor: "Ohmygosh, isn't Troy Bolton just the hottie superbum?"[cheerleaders swoon over Troy]Gabrilla Montez: [laughs] I guess I don't know how to speak cheerleader!Taylor: Which is why we live in an alternate universe from Troy the basketball boy.Troy Bolton: I'll sing with her.[meaning Gabriella]Ms. Darbus: Troy Bolton? Where is your sports posse, or whatever you call it?Troy Bolton: Uhh, team.Troy Bolton: Dad, did you ever wanna try something new, but were afraid of what your friends m ight think?Jack Bolton: What, you mean like going left? You're doing great!Ms. Darbus: 46 That'll be 15 minutes for you as well, Mr. Danforth. Count 'em!ffb Taylor: That might be difficult for Chad, since he probably can't count that high.Taylor: [to school friends] Ugh, behold the zoo animals heralding the new year. How tribal. Chad: Man, that music isn't hip-hop, okay, or rock, or anything essential to culture. It's show mus ic. It's all costumes and makeup... oh, dude, it's frightening.Gabrilla Montez: [after Sharpay asks if Gabriella and Troy were going to sign up for the musical] Oh no, no, no, I was just looking at all the bulletin boards. Lots going on at this school. Wow. [Sharpay gives a look]Gabrilla Montez: Nice penmanship.Troy Bolton: Hey! How's it going? So anyways[Troy starts talking and we are unable to hear what he's saying]Jason: Dream? Do you remember the night before?Troy Bolton: No, all I remember is like pink jelly.Principal Matsui: [after lecturing Mrs. Darbus and Jack Bolton] So Coach, how's the team? Is Troy whipping them into shape?Ms. Darbus: Ugh!Gabrilla Montez: Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing ab out them, then 10 seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends, because you didn't h ave to be anyone but yourself?Jack Bolton: Where's my team, Darbus?[notices Troy and Chad in a tree on stage]Jack Bolton: What the heck are those two doing in a tree?Ms. Darbus: It's called crime and punishment, Bolton. Beside, proximity to the arts is cleansing fo r the soul.Jack Bolton: Can we have a talk? Please?Jack Bolton: [to Troy and Chad] And you two, in the gym... now.Jack Bolton: [Notices that Chad and Troy are not at practice] Where's Troy and Chad?[no answer]Jack Bolton: Don't make me ask again.Jack Bolton: [yelling] Where's Troy and Chad?Team: Detention.Ms. Darbus: Besides, we haven't got a pianist.Ryan Evans: That's showbiz.Troy Bolton: We'll sing without a piano.Kelsi: Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.Sharpay Evans: You really don't want to do that.Kelsi: Oh yes, I really do.[running to piano]Kelsi: Ready on stage.Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touc hdowns.Jack Bolton: Baskets. uh They shoot baskets.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Martha Cox: Hip hop is my passion. I love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break.Brainiac #1: Is that even legal?Brainiacs: Not another peep.Martha Cox: It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.Ms. Darbus: All right Bolton. Cards on the table right now.Jack Bolton: Huh?Ms. Darbus: You're tweaked because I put your stars in detention and now your getting even?Jack Bolton: What're you talking about Darbus?Ms. Darbus: Your allstar son showed up at my audition. Now I give every student an even chance which is a long and honorable tradition in the theater something that you wouldn't understand b ut if he is planning some sort of a practical joke in my chapel of the arts...Jack Bolton: Troy doesn't even sing.Ms. Darbus: Oh, well you're wrong about that but I will not allow my 'Twinkle Town Musicale' to be made into farce.Jack Bolton: Twinkle Town?Ms. Darbus: See, I knew it. I knew it.Jack Bolton: [Mrs. Darbus walks away] Sounds like a winner. Good luck on Broadway.Ryan: [convinced they are being Punk'd] Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton.Sharpay: Oh shut up, Ryan.Troy Bolton: Sharpay's kinda cute too.Chad: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.Taylor: [speaking Cheerleader] Oh my God. Isn't Troy Bolton just like, the hottie super-bum?Gabrilla Montez: You're a cool guy, Troy. But not for the reasons your friends think.Chad: What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast that make you wanna audition for a musica l?Troy Bolton: Look, I just did it. Who cares?Chad: Who cares? How about your most loyal best friend?Troy Bolton: Should I go for it? I better shake this. Yikes.Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I... Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.Zeke: Ok, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something. Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?Sharpay: Evaporate tall person!Troy Bolton: What's up?Chad: What's up? Oh let's see, um you miss free period workout yesterday to audtion for some hein ous musical, and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah Zeke, Zeke is baking. Creme brulee.2a Troy Bolton fdb : Oh. What's that?Zeke: Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying.Troy Bolton: Yeah, cool.Troy Bolton: So dude you know that school musical thing umm is it true you get extra credit just for auditioningChad: Who cares?Troy Bolton: You know it's always good to get extra credit, for . . collegeChad: Do you ever think Lebron James or Shaquille O'Neil auditioned for their school musical Troy Bolton: Maybe?Gabrilla Montez: Why is everybody staring at you?Taylor: Not me, you.Gabrilla Montez: Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me. I really can't.Ms. Darbus: [after two kids do a very weird audition for the musical] Well... that was just... very dist urbing. Go see a counselor. ugh.Chad: [after "Stick to the Status Quo" is sung] People are starting to do other stuff. Okay, stuff that's not their stuff.Troy Bolton: Dad, detention was my fault. Not hers.Jack Bolton: You haven't missed a practice in three years. That girl shows up...Troy Bolton: [interrupts] That girl is named Gabriella. And she's very nice.Jack Bolton: Well, helping you miss practice doesn't make her very nice. Not in my book, or your tea m's.Chad: Ok, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?Taylor: Whatever.Chad: All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.Taylor: Yes, Chad. We're a go. But we're not Charlie's Angels, ok?Chad: I can dream can't I?Ms. Darbus: And while we are working, let us probe the mounting evils of cell phones... perhaps the most heinous example of cell phone use is ringing in the theatre. The theatre is a chapel of arts, a p recious cornucopia of creative energy.Gabrilla Montez: When I was singing with you, I felt like just a girl.Troy Bolton: You even look like one too!Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person.Chad: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.2a Troy Bolton ff3 : Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind , Troy.[Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears]Chad: It's foreign territory.Gabrilla Montez: [music starts playing for "Breaking Free"] I can't do this, Troy. Not with everyone st aring at me...Troy Bolton: Hey, hey, hey. Look at me- right at me. Like the first time together, remember... [Gabriella nods]Troy Bolton: Like kindergarten.Ryan Evans: Maybe we're being Punk'd. Maybe we get to meet Ashton.Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.Troy Bolton: And you're not gonna here me sing guys, 'cause Gabriella won't even talk to me. And I don't know why.Chad: Um, we do.Zeke: [taking something out of his lunch bag] Here, I baked this fresh this morning. You might want t o try some before you hear the rest.Chad: [interrupting Troy and Gabriella's kiss] The team voted you the winning ball.[shoves it in Troy's arms]Troy Bolton: Thanks, thanks a lot man.Gabrilla Montez: Well, I guess I better go wish my mom a 'Happy New Year.'Troy Bolton: Right, me too. Not your mom, my mom... and dad.Sharpay: [finishes signing up for auditions][turns head]Sharpay: Oh. Were you going to sign up to? My brother and I have starred in all the school producti ons, and we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show. I'm sure we could find something for you.Troy Bolton: She has an amazing voice.Troy Bolton: [laughs] Now that's impossible.Sharpay: [comeing out from behind the sign up sheet] What's impossible,Troy? I wouldn't think "im possible" was in your vocabulary.Gabrilla Montez: Nice penmanship.Kelsi: Oh, actually, if you do the part with that particular song, I imagined it much slow... Sharpay: If we do the part?[laughs]Sharpay: Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim, I've been in 17 school productions. And how many of your c ompositions been slipped in?Kelsi: This would be the first.Sharpay: Which tells us what?24 Kelsi f5e : That I need to write you more solos?Sharpay: No. It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should b e thankful that me and Ryan are here to lift your music out of its obscurity. Are we clear?Kelsi: Yes ma'am. I mean, SharpaySharpay: Nice talking to you.Gabrilla Montez: Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?Taylor: No. Not really.Jack Bolton: [in denial of the fact Zac wants to sing] You're the playmaker... not a singer... right? Troy Bolton: Did you ever think that maybe I could be both?[drops basketball and leaves, passing his surprised father and friends]Chad: Do you know something about this?... short person.Sharpay Evans: EVAPORATE, TALL PERSON![slams locker door]Troy Bolton: We're supposed to be a team! Win together, lose together, teammates.Ms. Darbus: What is going on here?Sharpay: Look at this! That Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me! On purpose! It's all part of t heir plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it! Why do yo u think they auditioned? After all the work you've put into this show...[throws Gabriella a hate-filled look]Sharpay: ... it just doesn't seem right!Mrs. Montez: Gabby, it's New Year's Eve. Enough reading.Gabrilla Montez: But mom, I'm almost done!Mrs. Montez: The teen party? I've laid out your best clothes. Now go.Gabrilla Montez: Can I have my book back?Taylor: The answer is yes!Gabrilla Montez: Huh?Taylor: Our Scholastic Decathlon team has its first competition next week and there is certainly a sp ot for you!Gabrilla Montez: Where did those come from?Taylor: Didn't you put them in my locker?Gabrilla Montez: Of course not...Taylor: Well we'd love to have you on the team! Please?Gabrilla Montez: I need to catch up on the curriculem here first.Sharpay: [walking over] Meeting with the smartest kids in school is a great way to get caught up! W hat a generous offer Taylor!。