中英文幽默演讲
中英文青春幽默演讲稿
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and fellow young souls,Good [morning/afternoon/evening]! It is an absolute pleasure to stand before you today and share with you a little something that we all have in common—our youth. It is a time filled with laughter, mistakes, and the sheer joy of being alive. So, let’s not take ourselves too seriously and dive into the world of youthful humor, shall we?---中文演讲稿：尊敬的女士们、先生们，亲爱的同学们，大家好！今天能站在这里，与大家分享我们共同拥有的宝贵财富——青春，我感到非常高兴。
青春是一个充满欢笑、错误和生活的纯粹乐趣的时代。
那么，我们就不要过于严肃，一起深入到青春幽默的世界中去吧！青春，就像一盒五彩斑斓的糖果，每一颗都代表着我们生活中的不同经历。
有时，我们像糖果一样甜蜜，有时又像糖果一样酸涩。
但是，无论怎样，我们都应该珍惜这份甜蜜与酸涩，因为它们共同构成了我们独特的青春记忆。
我记得有一次，我在学校的英语课上，老师让我们用英语描述一下自己的梦想。
我站起来，激动地说：“My dream is to be a professional comedian！”（我的梦想是成为一名职业喜剧演员！）全班同学都笑了，包括我的老师。
他们可能觉得我疯了，但对我来说，那一刻的笑声就是我最美的梦想。
青春，就像一场盛大的派对，我们都是派对上的舞者。
有时候，我们会跳得很好，有时候则会跌倒在地。
幽默英语演讲稿范文(共6篇)
篇一：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each stepgets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松．love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇二：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松． love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇三：新初中幽默英语演讲稿新初中幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,篇四：英语演讲幽默开场白英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
幽默英语演讲稿6篇
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本文简要目录如下：【下载该文档后使用Word打开，按住键盘Ctrl键且鼠标单击目录内容即可跳转到对应篇章】1、篇章1：幽默英语演讲稿2、篇章2：幽默英语演讲稿3、篇章3：幽默英语演讲稿4、篇章4：幽默英语演讲稿5、篇章5：幽默英语演讲稿6、篇章6：幽默英语演讲稿篇章1:幽默英语演讲稿love your motherwhy are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈."because i'm a woman," she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他."i don't understand," he said.his mom just hugged him and said,"and you never will, but that's o.k.".......妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."later the little boy asked his father,"why does mom seem to cry for no reason?".后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?""all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say......"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked "god, why do women cry so easily?"最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"god answered......"when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... "当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many times will comeeven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue withoutcomplaining....我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests herstrengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special women in their lives.请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人．but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松．love your mother alwaysand keep her smiling篇章2:幽默英语演讲稿【按住Ctrl键点此返回目录】A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they‟re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don‟t know, son. I‟m still paying.”有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。
英语搞笑演讲稿1分钟带翻译
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英语搞笑演讲稿1分钟带翻译一：幽默英语演讲稿范文Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love.I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?My favorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeplyimpressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.英语搞笑演讲稿1分钟带翻译二：初中幽默英语演讲稿(1235字) Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well."I’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’tmake a sound. She can have her ride free.""Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."英语搞笑演讲稿1分钟带翻译三：幽默英语演讲稿(754字)A helping handA man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down."Is this yours?" he asked.She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?""No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."。
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟范文演讲技能已经变成一种基本技能，英语跟演讲结合加上幽默简直完美。
下面是店铺为你整理的幽默的`英语演讲稿内容，欢迎参考阅读。
幽默的英语演讲稿篇一The romantic love story——The film describes a love story between a harlot and a rich man. It is a fairy story about Cinderella of modern version. Being the he-ro-in-e in a fairy tale seems to be the dream of every girl since very young. All girls are looking forward to romantic love stories descending on them. The more impossible the love is going to happen, the happier the girl to be, which is definitely decided by the nature of girls. The most impressed things came to me in the film were the hero’s (Richard Gere) character. He was charming, a real confident man, so perfect, so charmi ng, however, that didn’t make you think he was conceited or he was pretend to be attractive. As a matter of fact, he is an indeed gentleman, with a natural gentle manner. His charm actually comes from his inner refinement. His personality is a great magnet to me.In the meanwhile, the difference between a rude woman and elegant women are obviously high lightened in this film, which I has paid attention to for a long time. 幽默的英语演讲稿篇二We are going to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our motheland.Being a student in China,I feel very happy and proud.With the teachers' and parents' help ,we make great progress every day.We are growing up together with our motherland.With our knowledge and ability, I am sure we will do great contribution to the country.Thank to the motherland,we are going to be stronger and stronger.The future for us must bebright and hopeful.Let's try hard for ourselves,and for our motherland as well.I hope a kid, hope full eyes jade-green grass, free of mind and happy of heart in the heart, also from had a regrets.Regardless nature of the boon grant still mankind of creation, nature give we abundant of imagination and infinite pure and endless Xia think, although they be small but solidify one heart, they mutually hold to hug to each other, under the nourish of the earth, full exertive solidify one coagulate of heart dint, also give nature one Wen Run4 of green space.幽默的英语演讲稿篇三Hello, everyone, I’m Liu Dongdong. I’m a student. There are three people in my family—my father, mother and I.My father is 40 years old. He is a worker. I think he is a good worker. Because he works very hard. He gets up very early every day and he works for more than 10 hours a day. So he is always busy, he looks very tired when he gets 小学home. He likes reading newspapers. He usually reads it after supper. So he gets lots of news.My mother is 38 years old. She is a worker too. She works in a very small factory. She is not tall and she has two big eyes. She loves me and she is good for me. She always buys some books for me. She wants me to be a top student. She also cares for my diet and life.I’ m 15 years old. I wear glasses. I like reading. I always read books after school. I like singing, too. My favorite singer is Jay Chou. His music is very nice. What do you think of him? I also like making friends. If you want to meet me, please write to me.Oh, my parents love me and I love them, too. My family is a happy family.。
英文笑话演讲带翻译
英文笑话演讲带翻译Title: A Funny Speech in English with Translation。
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Today, I want to share some funny jokes with you. I hope they can bring some laughter to your day.First, let me tell you a story. One day, a man went to a barber shop to get a haircut. After the haircut, the barber asked the man if he wanted some aftershave. The man replied, "No, thanks. My wife doesn't like the smell of alcohol." The barber then asked, "How about some hair tonic?" The man replied, "No, thanks. My wife doesn't like the smell of chemicals." The barber was puzzled and asked, "Then what does your wife like?" The man replied, "Shelikes money."笑话翻译，晚上好，女士们先生们。
今天，我想和大家分享一些有趣的笑话。
我希望它们能给您带来一些欢笑。
首先，让我给您讲一个故事。
一天，一个男人去理发店理发。
理完发后，理发师问男人是否需要一些须后水。
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）演讲稿是一种实用性比较强的文稿，是为演讲准备的书面材料。
在现在的社会生活中，演讲稿对我们的作用越来越大，那么你有了解过演讲稿吗？以下是小编收集整理的幽默搞笑的.英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇），希望能够帮助到大家。
幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1Dear teachers and schoolmates:I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speech is I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2Good morning/afternoon!First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called stage fright.If you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,"Lucy ,turn your clothes on." What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.Thats full of it,thank you for your time!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿4Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿5Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad tostand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、 How do you master your youth?YouthYouth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness it is the freshness of the deep springs of life .Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals.Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80.That68s all ! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿6Earn english not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!Thank you!。
中英文幽默演讲（5篇范例）
中英文幽默演讲（5篇范例）第一篇：中英文幽默演讲幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照）2007-08-23 15:34:00 本文已公布到博客频道校园·教育分类如果你想学习英语，如果你喜欢幽默，喜欢演讲，可以时不时光顾一下我的博客，抽空我请你吃冰激凌。
（欢迎光临我的网站）演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences.One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep.And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address.When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning----especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
幽默英文演讲
幽默英文演讲幽默英文演讲4篇幽默英文演讲1Hi everybody, my name is XXX, and I'm 17 years old.As far as I know, no kid loves studying, and I'm surely not eXceptional to that. ”我喜欢外的其他学科”什么意思? I know English learing is quite important, but I was born lazy and there is no way to change it. My biggest hobby is taking naps in classes, and I really hate being awaken when I'm sound asleep. I would appreciate it if you guys won't wake me up when I fall asleep. Thank you幽默英文演讲2hello everyone!my name is king, a student from college. i am glad to give you a speech about my college. the title of my speech is my college, my home.last september i left my hometown with heavy baggage and after a journey of ten hours, i came to this dream campus with great expectation and excitement.whenever i recall the past days, so many thoughts are flooding in my mind. but what impressed me most is a night when i got a stomachache during the first days. i had to turn to the aunts in charge of our dormitory for help. they were so friendly and warm-hearted. they gave me the pills and reminded me of having more hot water. i recovered soon and i thanked them from the bottom of my heart because they brought me the warmth of home.our college is a famous academic center. the teaching staff are all learned professors. many of them are world-wide known for their wide range of knowledge and charming personality. irespect my teachers! i admire my teachers! i love my teachers! various activities are carried here. they not only bring me happiness but also improve myself. i meet with a lot of classmates and make a large number of friends. when i feel upset, the will give me a hand; when i am happy, i will share with them. the library has a large collection of books and i always lose myself in it. i believe they will benefit me a lot and are to broaden the roads of my future.i love you,college! you are just a place which gives me warmth and strengths! you are my home!幽默英文演讲3Man's life is a process of growing upMan's life is a process of growing up,actually I'm standing here is a growth.If a person's life must constituted by various choices,then I grow up along with these choices.Once I hope I can study in a college in future,however that's passed,as you know I come here,now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) me.When I come to this school,I told to myself:this my near future,all starts here.Following I will learn to become a man,a integrated man,who has a fine body,can take on important task,has independent thought,an open mind,intensive thought,has the ability to judge right and wrong,has a perfect job.Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing,you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your tho ught,not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study,during these process I will combine learning with doing.If I can achieve this “future”,I think that I really grow up.And I deeply believe kindred,good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.How to say future?Maybe it's a nice wish.Lets make up our minds,stick to it and surely wellenjoy our life.幽默英文演讲4good morning everyone.my name is zhang san. today my topic is my college life. i wish i could share my happiness and annoyance i have experienced with you all. four years ago i came into the city of baoding and started my college life in ncepu, the most memorable journey of my life. i was just a shy and little boy that time. all the things seemed fresh to me: new faces, military training, large library and physics lab etc. i breathed the air of college greedily, but to tell the truth, the air in baoding is terrible. it’s really hard to explain my feelings that time: curiousenergeticin one word, i was really happy that time.and now i am going to graduate in july. recalling to the four years, i think i have to talk about one thing-----learning. learn how to study independently, learn how to get along with others, learn to love, learn tooh, there are too much things we have to learn.another relationship in college is friendship. my roommates have lived four years with me. in these years, they forgive my faults, cry with me, laugh with me, play with methey always stand with me and support me, i have learned a lot from them. i love them all and treasure the friendship with them.that’s my college life. i cherish all i have experienced in college. i love you, my college!that’s all, thank you!。
幽默英语演讲范例5篇
幽默英语演讲范例篇1My classmates,please deliberate over what i will say.About twenty years ago,we came into the we were just babies, we were unable to we started e then,we have stayed at school for fifteen t twenty years have past,if not home then we don't date on campus,where and where should we date?at home?or after you gratuate ?If you really want to date just after gratuate,i want ask you some you know how old you are now?what about three years later?then one year to fing a boy or girl and one or two years to last,if you find he or she is not the one you two years ,when you get married,how old are you?expeciall girls,who are very sensitive to the age.So if you love he/her and he/her like you absoulity too,why not?there are few so good chance to miss,"after this there is no shop in this village",understand?there are too many excamples like you like her but she don't love you,she love you but you love se catch your chance!go! What about you?what do you think of dating on campus?幽默英语演讲范例篇2Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it .I want to be a teacher when I listen to my teacher carefully. I think I can be a teacher when I grow up. I can help many students learn things well. I can play with my students, too. So we are good friends. I want to be a doctor when I see many doctors save their patients. To be a doctor is really great. I think I can be a doctor when I grow up. Then I can help many people out of danger. I will be the happiest girl in the world. I want to be a reporter when I watch TV every evening.We can get lots of important information from them. They make the world smaller and also make us happy. I would like to be a reporter when I grow up. And I can learn a lot about China and the other countries around the world. I can meet many superstars as well. I have lots of dreams. I think my dreams can come true one day, because there’s an old saying “where there is a will, there is a way.”幽默英语演讲范例篇3hello, it's a pleasure to meet you all. i am yu lin jeng. i am from shanghai ,china.this is my third trip to the united states, and i really enjoy staying here. i am working for a trading company as an assistant manager in the overseas distribution section. thank you.i'm ma li. i am a system engineer for ibm. my job is to develop new computer software and i enjoy the job very much, because software development is very creative and imaginative work. so if anyone here is interested in computer and computer software, please let me know. we can spend hours talking about computers.hello, everybody. i am ning cai chen from beijing, i am working for an agent for a electric company in beijing. it is about five monthssince i came to the united states, and i miss my family very much. it'll be several months before they come here, and i hope to continue to have an enjoyable single life till then. thanks.from：/xpj/ /wyb/ /888zr/ /xamylc/ /dfpk/幽默英语演讲范例篇4So given a Time Turner, I would tell my 21-year-old self that personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a check-list of acquisition or achievement. Your qualifications, your CV, are not your life, though you will meet many people of my age and older who confuse the two. Life is difficult, and complicated, and beyond anyone’s total control, and the humility to know that will enable you to survive its vicissitudes.Now you might think that I chose my second theme, the importance of imagination, because of the part it played in rebuilding my life, but that is not wholly so. Though I personally will defend the value of bedtime stories to my last gasp, I have learned to value imagination in a much broader sense. Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power that enables us to empathise with humans whose experiences we have never shared.One of the greatest formative experiences of my life preceded Harry Potter, though it informed much of what I subsequently wrote in those books. This revelation came in the form of one of my earliest day jobs. Though I was sloping off to write stories during my lunch hours, I paid the rent in my early 20s by working at the African research department at Amnesty International’s headquarters in London.There in my little office I read hastily scribbled letters smuggled out of totalitarian regimes by men and women who were risking imprisonment to inform the outside world of what was happening to them. I saw photographs of those who had disappeared without trace, sent to Amnesty by their desperate families and friends. I read the testimony of torture victims and saw pictures of their injuries. I opened handwritten, eye-witness accounts of summary trials and executions, of kidnappings and rapes.Many of my co-workers were ex-political prisoners, people who had been displaced from their homes, or fled into exile, because they had the temerity to speak against their governments. Visitors to our offices included those who had come to give information, or to try and find out what had happened to those they had left behind.I shall never forget the African torture victim, a young man no older than I was at the time, who had become mentally ill after all he had endured in his homeland. He trembled uncontrollably as he spoke into a video camera about the brutality inflicted upon him. He was a foot taller than I was, and seemed as fragile as a child.幽默英语演讲范例篇5how many people here in this room smile more than 20 times per day? raise your hand if you do. oh, wow. outside of this room, more than a third of us smile more than 20 times per day, whereas less than 14 percent of us smile less than five.in fact, those with the most amazing superpowers are actually children who smile as many as 400 times per day.have you ever wondered why being around children who smile so frequently makes you smile very often? a recent study at uppsala university in sweden found that its very difficult to frown when looking at someone who smiles.you ask, why? because smiling is evolutionarily contagious, and it suppresses the control we usually have on our facial muscles. mimicking a smile and experiencing it physically help us understand whether our smile is fake or real, so we can understand the emotional state of the smiler.。
简短搞笑英文演讲稿带翻译
1. 时光如箭
你有没有听说过时光如箭的笑话？那不仅仅是一个笑话，它还是一个双关语。短语“时光如箭”可以有两种解释。它可能意味着时间过得很快，就像箭一样迅速穿过空气。然而，它也可以被理解为“时间，这只昆虫，喜欢投掷箭。”这种言语游戏为简单的短语增添了额外的幽默层次，让它变得更加有趣。
二. 有趣的故事和笑话
1. 魔镜
从前，一个人走进一家酒吧，看到一个又高又壮的男人坐在镜子前，对镜子说道：“你很强壮，你是个好战士，每个人都爱你。”被这个情景吸引的这个人向酒保询问了关于这面镜子的情况。酒保回答说：“那是一面魔镜，它非常适合提升一个人的自信。”于是，这个人决定试试看。他站在镜子前，说：“我是一个成功的商人，我很有吸引力。”接下来发生的事情是，他在工作上得到了晋升，开始得到更多异性的关注。原来，这面镜子反映的是一个人最需要听到的东西。
大家好，很高兴今天能站在这里和大家分享一些搞笑有趣的英语演讲。笑声是最好的良药，我相信幽默可以拉近我们的距离，让我们的生活更加开心。所以，让我们来到幽默和快乐的世界吧！
I. The Power of Laughter
1. Laughter is Contagious
Have you ever noticed that when someone starts laughing, it's hard not to join in? Laughter is contagious, and it has the incredible power to bring people together. Just a simple joke or funny story can break the ice and create a sense of unity among people. When we laugh together, we bond and form connections that can last a lifetime.
5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文大全
5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文大全一般一个人的幽默能力和其智商成正比关系。
有趣或可笑且意味深长的。
充满幽默的笑，滑稽只逗人笑，而幽默则是让你笑了以后想出许多道理来。
5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文怎么写？下面是小编为大家整理的关于演讲英文幽默范文，希望对您有所帮助。
欢迎大家阅读参考学习!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文1Dear teachers, dear students:hello everyone!The topic of my speech is "the hardness of life"!The vast desert, a tree stand, the show is a monument to the image.Towering mountains, thousands of tree stand up, as is a magnificent the Great Wall.The long river, all the trees stood up into a dragon of glory.We are a symbol of too much, and too much. But I believe that my image is not "the gentlest hands, skin, such as Diorskin" Lin Daiyu, nor is the modern "unkempt and shabby", "Su Qier". We are a symbol of hope and vitality. So we show in front of others should be inserted without pleats, face without scale, modest and polite gestures exudes a stream of heroic spirit, the image of the vigor and vitality of the modern new youth, a into the embodiment of the spirit of nature.Someone once said, life is a kind of hardness, integrity and dignity of life is propped up the hardness of bone. "Better life" and "the Kui back in the day, and not ashamed on the ground", which is always the traditional virtue of the China. Li Bai's "the eyebrow nengcui Zheyaoshan powerful thing, so that I may not be happy Yan" this awe inspiring atmosphere of the verse andwhether it will make those no self-esteem people to shame? Loss of self-esteem is a worthless person, and we as the vanguard of the times, if drown in the darkness forever, or to do a dauntless hero, a flower in the wind and rain sonorous rose. The answer is self-evident.Desert desolate also has the monument stands, Castle Peak again proud, but also have the great wall around, the river again quiet, also there is a dragon in the recumbent. But the time can be changed, our image, our glory remains the same. Because we pride, because we are confident, because we have a fresh life. And because of this, it is a vast desert riparian long, Qingshan was evergreen, the hardness of life is forever.5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文2What we cannot afford to lose?We cannot lose innovation?There is a wonderful word which expresses the most original motions and desires among human-beings. With solving any kind of imperfections, our world has moved ahead. This is the word “innovation” that we cannot afford to lose.We chicaned every detail of the innovation. Thousands years before, we created fire when we took a stone to knock another one. Since Han Dynasty, four great inventions had been created and it is one of the greatest signs that China become to the ancient civilized country. And nowadays, thousands of software, products, architectures and public facilities have upgraded more than that about 100 years ago. So how did these happen? What will you do if you are not satisfied with your tools anymore? What will you do if old mode cannot afford to develop in a company? There is no doubt that we should innovate no matter where we are and what we do. Not because of the design itself, but actuallyfor its intended purpose.If there was no Apple, everyone could not imagine how to contact others easily and enjoy a better Internet surfing.If there was no Microsoft, perhaps we still worked in a dim office and duplicate some troublesome documents. If there was no Newton, and no theory of gravity, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize like Newton rather than just standing here. I have heard that three apple changed the world. The first one seduced Eve. The second one awakened Newton. The third one was in the hands of Steve Jobs. We sort of think the innovation of the world began with apple. I imagine lots of people want to become another Newton or Jobs right now with just one hand to change the world, right? Have the innovation to follow your heart. It somehow already reflects what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.Via questioning, we can start to innovate. Via innovating, we can start to create better lives. No innovation, no improvement. No improvement, no success. And no success, no civilization. Now, our time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life! Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice! Don't let yourself down! It is the innovation that we cannot afford to lose!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文3The need to build a harmonious campus to establish good study , a good ethos. We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.The flower opens the day, let’s us happi ly study in the harmonious atmosphere.The flower opens the day, let’s us influence the sentiment in the harmonious interest paradise. The flower opens the day, let’s us healthily grow in the harmonious relationship.Future will not be the dream, today, in our hand.Thank you!5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文4Often listen to other people singing, and she is often the first hummed jiang yuheng look back again, but the "once in the faint repeatedly to pursue, just know plain takes is the most true" this sentence would not agree. Prince "lonely" sings too detached - repeatedly to pursue all his life, just the plain is true conclusions.Plain is the most true, at the end of the day is not unwilling to mediocrity, since GanWuWei? Once upon a time, we have these in with the secondary color dream university students who are Shouting: plain is the most true. And some people think that as long as "otherwise, serene life" can be free to live, have to zhuang zi's "inaction" thoughts to carry on the general trend. What makes us rich campus life fade color? What makes us real magma solidification, not blood from heart? Because we don't have entered the dream of the ivory tower? Because we did not get out of the confused myself strip? Or because our hearts are really not young, is to see everything in the flat? No! All is not! Dominate the world is you, give up the world is still you.The best life, not life expectancy of the people, but most can feel the life of the people. Besides you don't have entered the ideal university, in addition to you didn't hold an almost successful love, in addition to the vanity in the air, in your heart you feel how much right to life? Life on earth gave you how manyreal burden on uneven? No! Because only in contemporary China, in our country where illiteracy and semiliterate hundreds of millions of, college students had been high social expectation, also looking forward to the society too much, just because we cannot properly estimate oneself, also can't correctly understand society. The flat state of mind, that is still a bad excuse. Then, you ever also want to do something, but don't know where to start, follow, in front of the temptation away from the natural state, is the era of mud and sand flow together tide carrying floating around. When you are tired to walk three hundred and sixty miles, you only to find that behind in addition to the flat, what also have no.Here some people would say: I'm really very ordinary, unskilled and won't sing can't jump, is not to poetry painting, destined to this four years so insipid. In the world but only one of Beethoven's genius, but also is only a child prodigy Mozart, more and more people is through the attempt, through perseverance is as brilliant. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. There is an old saying, can surmount the pyramids of creatures have only two: the eagle and the snail. Although we can't soar like an eagle, everyone but we can at least be marching silently like a snail with his endurance.Don't be saddened leaves, as the spring rain tears; Don't careless swing back the sun of summer, make till winter snow to decorate their veil; Years may wrinkle the skin, and lose enthusiasm wrinkle the soul.With new confidence, we try to take out our youth enthusiasm, graduated from university four years, looking back, we don't have flat, regret the youth. Let our youth float in the sky.5分钟个人演讲英文幽默范文5Good morning everybody, I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.We all know that Bingxin has a famous saying “we always admire the beauty of flowers but its sprout was watered by tears of struggle and rained by blood of sacrifice”. So for the majority, behind their success, are filled of sweat and tears. Eagle flying in the vast firmament, must be experienced the pain of countless times fall under the cliff, then hammered out a pair of volley wings. A shinning of pearls, inevitably suffered countless body friction and numerous waves’ shock. In this view, a real successful people, and he must experienced numerous times to stand up again and agin after failed, because without sweat and tears on the life road ,no one can casually get the beautiful flowers. Alfter a heavy fall Shi Tiesheng lost his legs, it must be a heavy blow for anyone. But he didn't lose faith in life, but use his brain and hands to show the infinite love of life;Beethoven was blind and deaf, but he still had written the "Hero""Destiny"nd so on a large number of music works, in his unfortunately life, he doggedly gripped the "fate of the throat. They all had a fall, but they are strong enough to stand up, fight against fate and misfortune, finally they succeed. So for each of us, wrestling is not terrible, lose confidence and courage in life is the most terribe thing. In my opionion, the sweat and tears during the life’ jour ney are very important for us, they hone our will, and enrich our experience. As the saying goes, how can you see the rainbow without a rainy day, while you don't work hard and not struggle, how can you gain the successful flowers. All in all, the sweat and tears on the struggling road is inevitable, don’t look for shortcuts anymore, steadfast walk every step, we will succeed in the end. So belief yourself, nothing is impossile,just do it. Thank you for taking your time to listen to my speech, I hope in the near future we all can be successful.。
幽默英语演讲稿带翻译
幽默英语演讲稿带翻译----WORD文档，下载后可编辑修改----下面是小编收集整理的范本，欢迎您借鉴参考阅读和下载，侵删。
您的努力学习是为了更美好的未来！英语幽默演讲稿篇1： A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.Time went by...The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.One day, the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.“I am no longer a kid, I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money to buy them.” “Sorry, but I don’t have money...but you can pick all my app les and sell them. So, you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn’t come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I don’t have timeto play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I don’t have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn’t appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me!” the tree said.“I a m sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” “Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you.” the tree said. “ I don’t have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you something...the only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to leanon and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.幽默英语演讲稿1的翻译很久以前有一棵苹果树。
简单的英语幽默演讲稿范文3篇
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文档下载后可定制修改，请根据实际需要进行调整和使用，谢谢!并且，本店铺为大家提供各种类型的实用资料，如职场文书、书信函件、教学范文、演讲致辞、心得体会、学生作文、合同范本、规章制度、工作报告、其他资料等等，想了解不同资料格式和写法，敬请关注!Download tips: This document is carefully compiled by this editor.I hope that after you download it, it can help you solve practical problems. The document can be customized and modified after downloading, please adjust and use it according to actual needs, thank you!Moreover, this store provides various types of practical materials for everyone, such as workplace documents, correspondence, teaching samples, speeches, insights, student essays, contract templates, rules and regulations, work reports, and other materials. If you want to learn about different data formats and writing methods, please pay attention!简单的英语幽默演讲稿范文3篇简单的英语幽默演讲稿范文1good morning/evening/afternoon， ladies and gentlemen ：today， my speech is about talents，in my opionion， talents are indispensable in nowadays society.as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents。
幽默有趣的英语演讲稿
幽默有趣的英语演讲稿幽默有趣的英语演讲稿精选一个幽默的会让人觉得很有趣。
以下是店铺要与大家分享的有趣的英语，供大家参考!有趣的英语演讲稿(一)Good morning,ladies and gentlemen,today i am so happy to stand here to give you a speech.Or rather, a real story of mine.Though with time going by,i can still remember what you once told me.You should be a brave girl.Smiling,you looked into my eyes.Year in,year out,nearly most of my memories are fading little by little.But only this simple sentence remained,without being forgotten in my life.Again and again,i can not stop myself from thinking about it.So ordinary,but so impressive,so moving,just like the brightest sunshine,it helps me go through the darkest night.I am such a sensitive girl in your heart.You said,my sorroful facial expression made feel so distersssed.However,there is one thing i never tell you,that is ,i am becoming a big girl gradually with your words and smiles.I never tell you about it,for i believe oneday,you can see the great changes of mine for yourself.That is what i want to do in return.As i know,that will be the best gift for you.I suddenly think of a song named MY HEART WILL GO ON.There is a beautiful sentence going like this.You are safe in my heart.More than once,i was moved to tears by it.I know ,i am also safe in your heart.i have already forgotten when i told you i was going to leave for Australia this summer holiday.You just smiled as usual,gently speaking.Whatever you decide to do,i will be in favor of it,but, just onething,remember,when you fell lonely abroad,do not forget we are here ,praying for you.We are allaround you,far across the distance and space between us.i closed my eyes,the flashback started.The memories we had together,once we played games on the palyground,we played jokes on each other,you always wrote a lot of sentences on my articles to encourage me.And the most unforgetable thing,you told me,you believed m i could be a big girl.Sooner or later.有趣的英语演讲稿(二)First Flight第一次坐飞机Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机。
幽默又有意义的英语发言稿
幽默又有意义的英语发言稿篇一:幽默的英语演讲稿英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。
作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when youfinish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busyschedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowingfull well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些疲劳。
i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to thinkof the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standingup here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。
幽默英文演讲稿范文5篇
幽默英文演讲稿范文5篇演讲稿可以用来沟通思想和感情，表达主见和见解;也可以用来介绍自己的学习、工作状况和阅历等，具有宣扬、鼓动、教育和观赏等作用。
下面是我整理的幽默英文演讲稿，欢迎大家阅读共享借鉴。
幽默英文演讲稿1Good morning everybody, I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. We all know that Bingxin has a famous saying “we always admire the beauty of flowers but its sprout was watered by tears of struggle and rained by blood of sacrifice”. So fo r the majority, behind their success, are filled of sweat and tears. Eagle flying in the vast firmament, must be experienced the pain of countless times fall under the cliff, then hammered out a pair of volley wings. A shinning of pearls, inevitably suffer ed countless body friction and numerous waves’ shock. In this view, a real successful people, and he must experienced numerous times to stand up again and agin after failed, because without sweat and tears on the life road ,no one can casually get the beautiful flowers. Alfter a heavy fall Shi Tiesheng lost his legs, it must be a heavy blow for anyone. But he didnt lose faith in life, but use his brain and hands to show the infinite love of life;Beethoven was blind and deaf, but he still had written theHeroDestinynd so on a large number of music works, in his unfortunately life, he doggedly gripped the fate of the throat. They all had a fall, but they are strong enough to stand up, fight against fate and misfortune, finally they succeed. So for each of us, wrestling is not terrible, lose confidence and courage in life is the most terribe thing. In my opionion, the sweat and tears during the life’ journey are very important for us, they hone our will, and enrich our experience. As the saying goes, how can you see the rainbow without a rainy day, while you dont work hard and not struggle, how can you gain the successful flowers. All in all, the sweat and tears on the struggling road is inevitable, don’t look for shortcuts anymore, steadfast walk every step, we will succeed in the end. So belief yourself, nothing is impossile, just do it. Thank you for taking your time to listen to my speech, I hope in the near future we all can be successful.幽默英文演讲稿2The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas as those of a fool are by his passions. The time of the one is long, because he does not know what to do with it; as is that of the other, because he distinguishes every moment of it with useful or amusing thoughts, or in other words, because the one is always wishing it away, and the other always enjoying it.How different is the view of past life, in the man who is grown old inknowledge and wisdom, from that of him who is grown in ignorance and folly? The latter is like the owner of a barren country, that fills his eye with the [1] prospect of naked hills and plains, which produce nothing either profitable or [2] ornamental; the other [3] beholds a beautiful and spacious landscape, divided into delightful gardens, green meadows, fruitful fields, and can scarce [4] cast his eye upon a single spot of his possessions, that is not covered with some beautiful plant or flower.幽默英文演讲稿3Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.Let’s go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything.They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.Fun flights! the notice said, $$ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.I’ve only got $$ 10, he told the pilot. Can my wife come w ith me for free? The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight. Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.Thank you, Matt said. It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.幽默英文演讲稿4There is a wonderful word which expresses the most original motions and desires among human-beings. With solving any kind of imperfections, our world has moved ahead. This is the word “innovation” that we cannot afford to lose.We chicaned every detail of the innovation. Thousands years before, we created fire when we took a stone to knock another one. Since Han Dynasty, four great inventions had been created and it is one of the greatest signs that China become to the ancient civilized country. And nowadays, thousands of software, products, architectures and public facilities have upgraded more than that about 100 years ago. So how did these happen? What will you do if you are not satisfied with your toolsanymore? What will you do if old mode cannot afford to develop in a company? There is no doubt that we should innovate no matter where we are and what we do. Not because of the design itself, but actually for its intended purpose.If there was no Apple, everyone could not imagine how to contact others easily and enjoy a better Internet surfing.If there was no Microsoft, perhaps we still worked in a dim office and duplicate some troublesome documents. If there was no Newton, and no theory of gravity, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize like Newton rather than just standing here. I have heard that three apple changed the world. The first one seduced Eve. The second one awakened Newton. The third one was in the hands of Steve Jobs. We sort of think the innovation of the world began with apple. I imagine lots of people want to become another Newton or Jobs right now with just one hand to change the world, right? Have the innovation to follow your heart. It somehow already reflects what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.Via questioning, we can start to innovate. Via innovating, we can start to create better lives. No innovation, no improvement. No improvement, no success. And no success, no civilization. Now, our time is limited, so dont waste it living someone elses life! Dont let the noise of others opinions drown out your own inner voice! Dont let yourself down! It isthe innovation that we cannot afford to lose!幽默英文演讲稿5Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book? My favorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.幽默英文演讲稿范文。
英语演讲稿幽默三分钟(3篇)
第1篇Good morning! Today, I am here to share with you a topic that has beenon my mind for quite some time: the art of making mistakes. Now, before you all start rolling your eyes and thinking, "Here we go again, another speech about the importance of mistakes," let me assure you that this is not going to be your typical motivational speech. Instead, I will be presenting to you a humorous take on the subject, with a twist of self-deprecation and a dash of sarcasm. So, let's dive in, shall we?First and foremost, let's acknowledge that we are all human, and as humans, we are prone to making mistakes. It's like our bodies have this built-in mechanism that guarantees us a certain number of screw-ups each day. For example, have you ever tried to put on your shoes and ended up wearing them on the wrong feet? Or have you ever had a conversation with someone and realized that you were talking about completely different things? Well, if you haven't, you are either lying or you are one of those people who never make mistakes. In that case, please raise your hand, and I will personally come to your house and ask you for advice on how to avoid making mistakes.Now, let's talk about the consequences of our mistakes. Have you ever been caught in a lie and had to face the consequences? It's like your brain decides to have a little rebellion against you, and it won't let you get away with anything. You might think, "Well, I'll just make up a believable excuse," but nope, your brain has a mind of its own. It will remind you of the lie every time you think about it, and you will feel like a complete idiot. Trust me, I speak from experience. Once, I tried to convince my friend that I had gone to the gym when, in reality, I had spent the entire day watching TV. My brain was like, "You can't get away with this, pal!" and I ended up feeling guilty for days.But fear not, my fellow mistake-makers, because there is a silver lining to all of this. Making mistakes can actually be quite entertaining. Imagine the endless possibilities for humor that arise from our slip-ups. Have you ever tried to make a joke and ended up making a fool ofyourself instead? Or have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Those moments are gold, my friends. They are the perfectingredients for a good laugh, and they can bring people closer together. In fact, some of the best friendships have been formed over shared尴尬moments.Now, let's talk about the art of humor itself. Humor is a way to cope with life's little mishaps. It allows us to see the lighter side of things and not take ourselves too seriously. And let's be honest, who doesn't enjoy a good laugh, especially when it's at someone else's expense? I mean, come on, have you ever seen a comedy movie and notfound yourself rolling on the floor? The power of humor is undeniable, and it can turn even the most mundane situations into something worth remembering.But here's the thing: humor is not just about laughing at others. It's also about laughing at ourselves. We all have our quirks, our flaws, and our embarrassing moments. And if we can't laugh at ourselves, how can we expect others to do so? Take, for instance, my favorite pastime: cooking.I am not a professional chef, let's just leave it at that. I have setoff smoke alarms, spilled sauce all over the kitchen floor, and even once, almost set the house on fire. But you know what? I laugh at myself, and I find it hilarious. It's like I have this little voice in my head that goes, "Oh, come on, you're not that bad!" And that voice keeps me going, even when I'm surrounded by burnt food and a trail of flour.In conclusion, my dear friends, let us embrace the art of makingmistakes and find humor in them. After all, isn't it better to laugh at ourselves than to wallow in self-pity? And let's not forget that every mistake we make is a chance to learn and grow. So, the next time youfind yourself in a pickle, take a deep breath, find the humor in the situation, and remember: making mistakes is not the end of the world;it's just the beginning of a great story.Thank you for listening, and may your day be filled with laughter and a few good-natured chuckles at your own expense. Now, go out there and make some mistakes, but please, for the love of all that is holy, make sure they are entertaining!And with that, I bid you farewell!第2篇Ladies and gentlemen,Good morning/afternoon/evening! It's a pleasure to stand before youtoday to share with you some of the lighter side of life. You see, lifeis full of ups and downs, but what makes it truly fascinating is our ability to find humor in the most mundane situations. So, withoutfurther ado, let's dive into the comical world of our daily grind.First up, let's talk about the time I tried to cook dinner. I had this recipe that looked so easy on paper, but as soon as I started,everything went downhill. I burnt the toast, the soup boiled over, and the chicken was still pink in the middle. I decided to serve it as "specialty cuisine" and, much to my surprise, everyone loved it. They said it was the most authentic "international dish" they had ever tasted.I guess I'm a culinary artist now, albeit in a very unconventional way.Now, let's move on to the world of technology. Remember the time when your phone decided to act like a cat? It would go on random sleepovers, ignore your calls, and send mysterious texts to your contacts? I had one of those phones. It was like living with a teenager. I finally had to accept that my phone had a mind of its own and had to start treating it with respect. It's now on a strict diet of screen time and is much happier for it.Have you ever had one of those days when you wake up feeling like a million dollars, but by the time you get to work, you've been reduced to feeling like a million cents? Well, I had one of those days. I started the day with a smoothie bowl, went for a run, and felt like a superhero. But then, the day hit me like a ton of bricks. By the end of the day, I was so exhausted that I could barely talk. But hey, at least I had the perfect excuse to go home early and catch up on my favorite TV show.Now, let's talk about the art of procrastination. We've all been there– staring at a blank document, knowing we have to write a report, but instead, we find ourselves scrolling through social media, watching videos of cats, and trying to figure out how to solve the Rubik's cubewe've never touched. I once spent two hours trying to figure out how to put together a piece of IKEA furniture, only to realize that it was as simple as following the instructions. But by then, I had already lost interest. I guess sometimes, it's better to leave the task for someone else to enjoy.Moving on, let's discuss the great debate: coffee vs. tea. I have a confession to make: I'm a coffeeholic. I drink coffee at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My friends call me "Caffeine Man." But there's one thing I've learned from my tea-drinking friends: it's all about the ritual. The moment you pour hot water over the tea leaves, it's like performing a little magic trick. I've even tried it myself, but I can't seem to get the hang of it. My tea always ends up looking like a mud bath.Finally, let's not forget about the little mishaps that make life interesting. Remember the time you accidentally texted your boss "I'm late because I've been stuck in traffic with a bunch of hippos"? Well, that was me. I had to delete the message, send a profuse apology, and hope for the best. But guess what? My boss actually found it hilarious and we ended up sharing a good laugh over it. Sometimes, a little humor can go a long way in mending fences.In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, life is full of surprises, and often, they come in the form of a good laugh. Whether it's the comical misadventures in the kitchen, the humorous world of technology, or the everyday challenges we face, humor is what helps us keep our sanity. So, the next time you're feeling down, remember to look for the lighter side of things. Who knows? You might just find that the world isn't as serious as it seems.Thank you for listening, and may your days be filled with laughter and a touch of whimsy.[The speaker takes a bow and the audience claps.][End of speech]第3篇Good morning! It is a great pleasure to be here with you today. Before I dive into my speech, let me take a moment to thank you for sparing your precious time to listen to me. Now, I must admit, I am not aprofessional speaker. I am just an ordinary person with a passion forlife and a knack for humor. So, if you are not prepared for a professional, well-structured speech, please bear with me, and I promise you a humorous journey of three minutes.Firstly, let me talk about the weather. It is said that weather is a great equalizer, and I couldn't agree more. No matter who you are or where you come from, we all have to deal with the weather. Last week, it was freezing cold, and I decided to wear my winter coat. As I walked to work, I saw a group of people wearing nothing but shorts. I couldn'thelp but wonder, "Are they from a different planet?" It turns out they were just crazy enough to believe that "comfort" is an illusion. So, I learned a valuable lesson: never judge a book by its cover, or in this case, by its clothing.Now, let's talk about technology. How did we survive without smartphones and the internet? I remember the days when we had to make actual phone calls and go to the library to do research. Nowadays, everything is just a few taps away. However, technology has its downsides too. For instance, I recently received a notification from my phone that said, "You have been using your phone for 5 hours straight." I replied, "I am just multitasking, you fool!" But then, I realized that multitasking is just a fancy way of saying "I can't focus on one thing at a time." So, technology has made us both more efficient and more confused.Moving on, let's discuss the importance of exercise. We all know that regular exercise is essential for maintaining a healthy lifestyle. However, it seems that we are always finding reasons to skip our workouts. I once heard a friend say, "I am too busy to exercise." I asked, "How can you be too busy to exercise when you have 24 hours in a day?" He replied, "Well, I am busy watching TV and playing video games."I couldn't help but laugh because, in his mind, watching TV and playing video games are more important than taking care of his health. So, myadvice is: make time for exercise, or you'll end up watching your health on TV.Next, let's talk about money. Money is a tricky subject. We all need it to survive, but it can also cause a lot of stress. I remember the days when I had no money, and I thought life was perfect. Now that I have some money, I realize that life is still the same, but with a few more bills to pay. One time, I saw a sign that said, "Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes shopping a lot easier." I couldn't agree more. In fact, I think money is the best gift you can give yourself: it allows you to buy things you don't need with money you don't have.Now, let's talk about relationships. Relationships are a rollercoaster of emotions. We have ups and downs, and sometimes we even wonder if we made the right choice. I remember a time when I was in a relationship, and my friend asked me, "Are you happy?" I replied, "I am not sure if I am happy, but I am definitely comfortable." And that's the problem with comfort: it can make you complacent. So, my advice is: don't settle for comfort, and always strive for happiness.Finally, let's talk about life itself. Life is short, and we don't know what tomorrow holds. So, why not live life to the fullest? I remember a quote by Eleanor Roosevelt that says, "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." So, dream big, work hard, and never give up.In conclusion, I hope you enjoyed my humorous journey of three minutes. Remember, life is full of ups and downs, but it is also full of laughter and joy. So, keep smiling, and never take life too seriously. Thank you!。
幽默风趣的演讲稿范文英语
幽默风趣的演讲稿范文英语演讲稿开场白Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, and my fellow colleagues,Good morning/afternoon/evening! It is an absolute pleasure to be here today, standing in front of all of you, to deliver a speech that I hope will entertain and lighten up your day. Today, I would like to talk about a topic that is very close to my heart - humor.引入幽默话题Humor, my friends, is an essential part of our lives. It adds a sprinkle of joy, a touch of laughter, and a dash of amusement to even the most mundane tasks. It is like a secret ingredient that makes life worth living, a universal language that transcends all barriers, and a source of endless entertainment.幽默的社交功效Besides entertainment, humor also serves as a powerful social tool. It helps us break the ice, connect with strangers, and form lasting relationships. A funny joke or a witty remark can instantly lighten the atmosphere in a room and bring people together. So, my dear friends, in this fast-paced and often stressful world we live in, let us not forget to embrace humor and spread joy wherever we go.幽默与健康Not only does humor bring people together, but it also has numerous health benefits. Research has shown that laughter can boost our immune system, reduce stress levels, and even alleviate pain. So, the next time you find yourself feeling down, remember to watch a funny movie, read a hilarious book, or simply share a joke with a friend. Trust me, your body and mind will thank you for it!幽默与工作Now, let’s talk about the importance of humor in the workplace. We spend a significant portion of our lives working, so why not make it enjoyable? Humor at work has been proven to enhance creativity, productivity, and team morale. It fosters a positive work environment, encourages teamwork, and allows us to tackle challenges with a lighter heart. So, my fellow colleagues, let’s bring a little laught er to our workplace and make the nine-to-five grind a bit more bearable.如何培养幽默感For those of you who may feel like you lack a sense of humor or are unsure how to be funny, fear not! Humor is a skill that can be developed and nurtured. It starts with observing the world around you, looking for amusing situations or funny anecdotes. It involves being open to finding joy in the little things and not taking ourselves too seriously. And most importantly, it comes from a place of kindness and respect. Remember, it’s important to make people laugh with you, not at them.幽默的边界As we delve deeper into the world of humor, it’s essential to acknowledge that there are boundaries to what we find funny. What one person finds amusing, another may find offensive. It’s cruc ial to be mindful of cultural differences, individual sensitivities, and the impact our words may have on others. Let us use humor as a bridge, rather than a wall, and strive to create an inclusive and enjoyable environment for everyone.结语In conclusion, my friends, let us embrace the power of humor. Let us laugh together, connect with one another, and spread joy wherever we go. Let us remember that life is too short to be serious all the time, and a little laughter can go a long way. With that, I hope I have brought a smile to your faces today, and I thank you all for your time and attention.Thank you and have a wonderful day ahead!*Note: This markdown document serves as a sample speech draft and does not provide an actual word count.。
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幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照）2007-08-23 15:34:00 本文已公布到博客频道校园·教育分类如果你想学习英语，如果你喜欢幽默，喜欢演讲，可以时不时光顾一下我的博客，抽空我请你吃冰激凌。
（欢迎光临我的网站）演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk soloud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering theGettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tearsand mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nodand smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar isa little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的？如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢？有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了！Some people suf fer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。