最新超级搞笑的中国式英语
最新 网络流传“中国式英语” 女秘书是“sexretary”-
网络流传“中国式英语”女秘书是“sexretary”新版《汉英大词典》曾经把“躲猫猫”翻译为“hide-and-seek”，让不少网友都“震惊”了一把。
不过比起新鲜出炉的网友原创“中国式英语”，“hide-and-seek”就显得太不内涵了。
在网上流传的这一整套“中国式英语”中，躲猫猫被称为“suihide”，动车则被称为“don"train”，这些单词多是两个词汇的巧妙组合，同时还是相关中文或者英文的谐音，还非常符合网上的热点，“潮”得很。
如此有内涵的“中国式英语”，《牛津大辞典》看了也要汗颜啊。
中国式英语都是“内涵帝”从前学校里流传的中国式英语是“Goodgoodstudy，day day up”、“Peoplehillpeoplesea”……逐字逐句翻译，除了中国人谁也看不懂。
去年新版的《汉英大词典》则把“躲猫猫”翻译成了“hide-and-seek”(字面意思为躲和找)，外国人倒是看懂了，但是中国人看了又纳闷儿了，得对比着才能了解什么意思。
和以上这些相比，现在网络热传的中国式英语则称得上是“内涵帝”。
躲猫猫就被翻译成了“suihide”，是suicide(自杀)和hide(躲)的合成词，两个词何在一起正好概括了云南的躲猫猫事件；最绝的是“suihide”连起来读还完全符合英语的读音规则，简直是翻译守则“信达雅”的典范。
网络词汇“笑而不语”被翻译成了“smilence”，把smile(微笑)嵌进了silence(沉默)里，形神兼备。
“动车”的翻译则称得上是“神来之笔”，网友们直接把它叫做“don"train”，don"t(不要)暗合“动”的发音，don"t和train(火车)加在一起，直接指出动车的速度不是一般的火车哦。
失去了联想单词会怎样？这些“中国式英语”不但符合中英文的双重审美标准，还能将单词翻译出中国网民特有的幽默感，在原有的词里加入新的意思。
中式英语
safefy export记得曾经偶尔看到关于十大搞笑中式英语的投票，网上搜了一下，找到一供投票所列举出来的搞笑Chinglish，其中有好几个都是我们经常说的，MS已经成为了中国式的俗语了，比如下面的几句：Long time no see; Good good study, day day up当然还有些感觉是纯粹为了搞笑而恶搞的：How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？Four glad meatball 四喜丸子，直译的四个开心的肉球（不过这个还真曾在某个饭店看到过）You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁If you want mondy, i have no; if you want life, i have one!要钱没有，要命一条。
We two, who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁As far as you go to die. 有多远走多远另外还有：Dragon born dragon, checken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole. 龙生龙凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞Chickens that did not have sexual Experience 童子鸡One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died.关于一场车祸的描述。
Hourse hourse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎No three no four 不三不四Heart flower angry open. 心花怒发Know is know, noknow is noknow.知之为知之不知为不知You have seed, i will give you some color to see see. Brothers, together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过TOP ahuun∙帖子:184∙陨石:1109∙组别:新手五阶∙个人空间∙相册∙2009-08-14 17:50 | 只看楼主收藏| 17 #最近看到很多雷人的“中式英语”广告和招牌，真让人好笑！现拷贝几个吓到老外的“中式英语”广告和招牌：1。
爆笑英语翻译
「中国英文」（Chinese English）Chinglish “地道中文”的搞笑英语翻译1.we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2.You give me stop! 你给我站住3Good good study,day day up!好好学习天天向上4.Icall Liold bigtoyear25我叫李老大今年256.you have two down son你有两下子7.You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？8.People mountain and people sea.人山人海9.seven up eight down 七上八下10.no three no four不三不四11. Moon under old man 月下老人12.Open the door see mountain开门见山13. pen see you鄙视你14.Five flowers eight doors五花八门15.I’ll give you some color to see see(我要给你点颜色看看)1.王八蛋：wang eight eggs2.白痴：White eat!3.吃白食：eat white food4.红颜知己：red face know me5.老表：old watch6.表妹：watch sister7.别唬我：don’t tiger me 8.狗娘养的：dog mother born9.作早操：do early fuck 10.不三不四：no three no four11.马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger 12. 你给我站住：you give me stop13.你他妈的：you he mother’s 14.你问我我去问谁：you ask me,me ask who15.猪头三去死吧：pig head 3,go dead! 16.朝三暮四：morning three night four17.怎么是你：how are you? 18. how old are you? 怎么老是你19.要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one20.三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher1.各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译？—Let’s make love everywhere in our Guangzhou！！2.你也许已走出我的视线,但从未走出我的思念You may be out of my sight,but never out of my mind 3怀才像怀孕时间长才能看到Having knowledge likes having pregnantit takes times to beawareness 4.妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人. Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.5.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。
中式英语对话闹出的笑话
中式英语对话闹出的笑话1. 你是来旅游江苏的吗？
- Yes,我是来旅游的江苏。
2. 你会泡茶吗？
- Yes,我会泡茶，但是我不会喝茶。
3. 今天天气真好，你想去哪里玩？
- Yes,我想去公园散步踢毽子。
4. 你读过小说《水浒传》吗？
- Yes，我读过，那是一部很经典的中西合璧的小说。
5. 你觉得这个菜好吃吗？
- Yes，这个菜真是好吃，味道很有少数民族的特色。
6. 你是想吃中餐还是西餐？
- Yes，我是想吃中餐，因为我很喜欢唐诗宋词。
7. 你觉得中国的汉字难学吗？
- Yes，我觉得汉字确实很难学，但是学会了很有成就感。
8. 你可以用中文介绍一下你自己吗？
- Yes，我叫张三，今年25岁，我是从美国来的留学生。
9. 你们那儿有什么好吃的美食吗？
- Yes，我们那儿有很多好吃的东西，比如说肉夹馍和炒饭。
10. 你对中国有什么印象？
- Yes，我觉得中国非常有文化底蕴，比如说昆曲和京剧。
有关中国式搞笑英语笑话
有关中国式搞笑英语笑话good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛没有新中国go a head! 去个头!People mountain peole sea!人山人海give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看no three no four 不三不四no money no women no good哈，这是谁说的we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁dog day""""s狗日的poor light egg穷光蛋if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你 full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百i s h i t love you我便爱上了你banana fish相交于f u c k do system操作系统horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎fish yes于是your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿King eight egg***5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱give me take down!给我拿下WATCH SISTER 表妹your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊yellow fly red黄飞鸿red face know to me红颜知己American Chinese not enough美中不足pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰You really have two down sons你真有两下子round son egg原子弹chicken gun ice机枪兵water sex poplar flower水性杨花How are you? 怎么是你?How old are you? 怎么老是你?相关文章拓展阅读：Big Head“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Don’t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”“Where’s the shopping bag?”“I haven’t got one,use your hat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。
笑死人的中式英语标牌
笑死人的中式英语标牌中国式的英语标牌在中国随处可见，这在老外看来会觉得很“搞笑”，让人哭笑不得。
尤其那些中文语法加上英文词汇的Chinese-Ordered English，有些简直雷死人，甚至成色情笑话。
有老外拍下这些搞笑的中式英语图标上传网络供人娱乐。
笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）1、Disposable items 一次性用品，一个字一个字的直译，一次(A time)性(Sex)用品(thing）简直吓死人！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）2、Fire extinguisher 灭火器，翻译成了Hand Grenade 手榴弹。
笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）3、CARP 鲤鱼，错拼成CRAP 粪便，而且还是“新鲜”的。
笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）4、neonatal cardiac observation room 胎心监护室，翻成了Heart Custody：Heart 心灵； Custody 拘禁/拘留。
笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）5、Ethnic minority park 民族园，翻成Racist Park， Racist是种族主义的意思，难道要恢复种族歧视？笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）6、Be careful not to slip and fall 小心滑倒， Slip and fall down carefully 请慢慢地滑倒！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）7、Construction in progress施工中，翻成Execution in progress 死刑在执行中。
简直吓死人了！笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）8、Nothing that has value in the world can be had without effort 是爱迪生名言，牌子上的英文意思却是：世上没有有价值的东西，无论你怎样努力也得不到。
与原意正好相反。
笑死人的中式英语标牌（网络图片）9、The grass is living, please do not step on it. “小草有生命，请脚下留情”，翻成的英文意思是：我喜欢你的微笑，但不喜欢你用脚踩在我的脸上。
超级搞笑的中国式英语
超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴:White eat!3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban4. 班长:class long5. 彼此彼此:you me you me6. 表妹:watch sister7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose10. 不三不四:no three no four11. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述:one car come,one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心:Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食:eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知:spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线:power line19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up28. 好久不见:long time no see29. 红颜知己:red face know me30. 加油:add oil31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠:save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水:open water33. 看不看:see no see?34. 抗日游行:resist sun swim go35. 课间操:lesson between fuck36. 老表:old watch37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞:dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人:have no face see person40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough41. 面试:face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗:you love I?45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着:you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out48. 你给我记住:you give me remember49. 你给我站住:you give me stop50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD:you he mother’s55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子:you have two down son58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下:seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐:dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李:Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴:It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈:go you mother66. 让世界充满爱:let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海:people mountain people sea68. 人之初,性本善:people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行,必有我师:three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意:three heart two meaning71. 色狼:colour wolf72. 生日快乐:birthday happy73. 上网:up net74. 上学:up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭:win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是:yes no yes77. 十全十美:ten all ten nice78. 十三点:ten three point79. 试试看:try try see80. 耍帅:play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫!:die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友:talk friend83. 体壮如牛:body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红:ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八:king eight86. 王八蛋:wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水:look through autumn water88. 王老五:wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也:only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀!:my sky !91. 我服了你!:I follow you!92. 我感到很难过:I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大,今年25:I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我?:am I easy I?95. 我是大儿子:I am a big son96. 我是独一无二:I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁:I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人:I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看:I will give you some color to see see (好像也被黑人群体最近所采用)100. 五讲、四美、三热爱:five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得:No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀:A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放:heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动:look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给,要命有一条:want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命:money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获:EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情:One look clock love109. 意思意思:meaning meaning110. 一言既出,驷马难追:one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏,万象更新:one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴:Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊:we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你:how old are you?115. 怎么是你:how are you?116. 朝三暮四:morning three night four (感谢台湾卡通,好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行)117. 这样也行?:this too good?118. 知之为知之,不知为不知:know is know,no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁:China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如:PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条:pig noodle122. 猪头三,去死吧:pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过,不要错过:go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧:go and look!125. 钻石王老五:diamond wang old five。
经典搞笑中国式英语1-50
最经典搞笑中国式英语100句01. 有他这颗扫帚星，什么事情都办不成。
[误] With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished。
[正] With a jinx like him, nothing can be accomplished。
注：“扫帚星”是中国人对“慧星”(comet)的俗称，因其后面象拖着的一条像扫帚一样的长尾巴而得名。
在中国古代，“扫帚星”被认为是灾难的预兆，并被用来比喻不吉利的人或事；祸根：(person or thing that is thought to bring)bad luck(to sb/sth)；curse。
英语的 comet 虽然没有这层含义，但却有一个对应的说法，即 jinx。
例：There's a jinx on/Someone's put a jinx on this car: it's always giving me trouble. “这辆汽车上有什么妨人的东西，总给我找麻烦”。
02.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。
[误] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage。
[正] Tastes differ。
注：Tastes differ/vary 是句英语谚语，除此以外，原句还可翻译成 No dish suits all tastes 或 You can never make everyone happy 等。
《新概念英语》第三册第23课的标题是：One man's meat is another man's poison，表达的很生动。
总之，应采取意译。
03.他一向嘴硬，从不认错。
[误] He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault。
[正] He never says uncle。
搞笑的中式英语段子
搞笑的中式英语段子中式英语，一种有趣的语言现象，是指中国人使用英语时出现的语法、用词、发音等方面的错误或变形。
这种语言现象在中国已经非常普遍，甚至成为一种文化现象。
以下是一些搞笑的中式英语段子。
1. 一位老师在考试时说：“Stop cheating, otherwise I will call your mom and dad to come here to watch.”（停止作弊，否则我会叫你们的父母来这里看着你们。
）这句话中的“watch”应该是“witness”。
2. 一位厨师在菜单上写：“Mrs. Sunflower soup”（太太向日葵汤），正确的应该是“Sunflower seed soup”。
3. 一位餐馆服务员问顾客：“Do you want Chinese chopsticks or English chopsticks？”（你想要中式筷子还是英式筷子？）筷子本来就是中式器具，所以应该是“wooden chopsticks”或“plastic chopsticks”。
4. 一位电视台主持人在节目中说：“I have a good news to tell you.”（我有一条好消息要告诉你们。
）正确的应该是“I have some good news to tell you.”。
5. 一位老师在课堂上说：“Everyone, please turn off your phone, or I will turn off your head.”（大家请把手机关掉，否则我会把你们的头关掉。
）正确的应该是“I will confiscate your phone.”。
6. 一位商店老板告诉顾客：“We have a very cheap price, onlyexpensive.”（我们的价格非常便宜，只有贵。
）正确的应该是“We havea very expensive price, only cheap.”7. 一位旅游导游在介绍景点时说：“This is the most beautiful view you can’t see in China.”（这是中国最美的景色，你们看不到。
十大最搞笑中式英语例句
十大最搞笑的中式英语例句十大最搞笑的中式英语例句有：1. Know is know, no know is no know, it's know. 不知道的还以为是英语绕口令，其实这句话翻译自孔子的“知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也”。
2. No three no four. 这句话对大部分网友来说是不是非常清楚明白呢？3. If you want money, I have none; If you want life, I have one. 这句话听起来还蛮想一句诗的，挺押韵。
实际上也非常霸气，“要钱没有，要命一条”。
4. You roll as far as you can. “有多远滚多远”，虽然“中式”，但是至少还是掌握了"as ... as ... "句式。
5. We two who and who?这句话给老外听可得把他们听晕了，你猜得到是什么意思吗？6. You ask me, but who can I ask？这句话说得也没毛病，“你问我，我问谁啊？”7.You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up! 这句话可真是把人逗乐了，“你有种，我给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！”估计说完半天，老外都没反应过来。
8. Four happy meatballs. 这是一道菜，感觉好欢快的一道菜，你知道是什么菜吗？据说有个老外去了一个鲁菜馆，发现菜单有英文，开心的不得了，结果看到这些菜名有点懵啊！9. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole! 感觉网友的智慧是无穷的，这也能翻译出来，“龙生龙，凤生凤，耗子的儿子会打洞！”10. Good good study, day day up.这句话应该大部分网友都晓得了，虽然也是中式英语，但是"day day up"却在14年的时候被选为青奥会的口号。
电子辞典：十大爆笑Chinglish,你听过几个？
电子辞典：十大爆笑Chinglish，你听过几个？
Chinglish指的是中国人发明的英语，这些看起来的小错误小尴尬，非常能给人带来捧腹大笑的喜感。
以下是电子辞典分享网友们评出来的十大爆笑Chinglish，你听过几个？
NO.1 Good good study, day day up。
好好学习，天天向上
NO.2 How are you ? How old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
NO.3 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
NO.4 You ask me，me ask who？
你问我，我问谁？
NO.5 We two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁？
NO.6 No three no four。
不三不四
NO.7 Horse horse tiger tiger。
马马虎虎
NO.8 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!
关于一场车祸的描述
NO.9 people moumtain people sea
人山人海
NO.10 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条。
十大最搞笑中式英语
十大最搞笑中式英语中国是一个包罗万象的国家，以其独特的文化著称于世。
许多中国人习惯着以英语作为第二种语言。
尽管他们非常努力，尝试要学习掌握英语，但是仍然有一些“中式”的英语现象，同样的，充满了搞笑的趣味。
今天，让我们来看看十大最搞笑的中式英语。
第一，“全体都听我放屁”，在中国，这句话被认为是“All stand to attention”，表示大家都要静止不动。
但是，只要一个中国人用英语说这句话，就会给人一种“全体都听我放屁”的调侃意思，实在是太搞笑了。
第二，“多喝热水”，这句话被误用来代替“Drink more hot water”，原句所表达的意思是让人多喝热水，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“多喝热水”的搞笑话语。
第三，“干你娘”，这句话被误认为是“Thank you”，其实，他们想要表达的是一句“谢谢你”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“干你娘”的搞笑话语。
第四，“面包没有酱”，这句话被误认为是“No butter”，原句所表达的意思是表明面包上面没有黄油，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“面包没有酱”的搞笑话语。
第五，“学习天起床”，这句话被误用来代替“Study hard”，原句是表明要让人学习努力，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“学习天起床”的搞笑话语。
第六，“病害我的”，这句话被误用来代替“I sick”，原句所表达的意思是表明“我感到不舒服”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“病害我的”的搞笑话语。
第七，“特殊房间”，这句话被误用来代替“Special room”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一个特殊的房间，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“特殊房间”的搞笑话语。
第八，“一样的桌子”，这句话被误用来代替“Same table”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一张一样的桌子，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“一样的桌子”的搞笑话语。
第九，“小孩跑西边”，这句话被误用来代替“Go West”，原句所表达的意思是表明要让人向西走，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“小孩跑西边”的搞笑话语。
汉语式英语笑话
汉语式英语笑话1. we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5． hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!什么是IMU3.0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！7． You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…9． WATCH SISTER表妹10． IMU3.0 both can do what IMU3.0都能做什么11． American Chinese not enough美中不足13． heart flower angry open心花怒放14． go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
超级搞笑的中国式英语
超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GT超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red？85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Document serial number【UU89WT-UU98YT-UU8CB-UUUT-UUT108】超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
中国式英语搞笑段子
中国式英语搞笑段子
中国式英语搞笑段子，给人以滑稽、有趣的印象。
在下文我将与
大家分享两个有关中国式英语搞笑段子的例子。
第一个例子：
一位中国朋友正在吃早餐，吃了半颗起司面包，他突然开口说："Ah，I have eat half Chinese food now!"
在这个例子中，我们可以看到一个明显的中国式英语的发音，由
于挤人的英语发音，这句话听上去有趣又搞笑，足以让我们捧腹大笑！
第二个例子：
一天一位中国朋友到松鼠洞去游玩，他发现洞穴中到处是松鼠洞，很是兴奋，他很兴奋地说："Oh my god，there are million mouse在这里啊！
这句话是非常典型的中国式英语，我们可以从中深刻地体会到中
国朋友是多么喜欢这个地方，也可以看出他的兴奋心情，但是发音也
是有一定的幽默感，使人不禁捧腹大笑。
这就是两个中国式英语搞笑段子的例子，大家可择其一，向朋友
们宣传一下，给朋友们带来乐趣，也可以帮助大家一起练习中文，丰
富我们的语言环境，改善中文水平。
最强中国式英语笑翻YOU!
1、we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿2、how are you?how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你?3、you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers!together up!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!5、hello everybody!if you have something to say，then say!if you have nothing to say，go home!有事起奏，无事退朝6、you me you me彼此彼此7、You Give Me Stop!你给我站住!8、know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知9、WATCH SISTER表妹10、dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’s sons can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!11、American Chinese not enough美中不足12、one car come one car go，two car pengpeng，people die车祸现场描述13、heart flower angry open心花怒放14、go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15、小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16、If you want money，I have no;if you want life，I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条17、I call Li old big,toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
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超级搞笑的中国式英语11. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who232. 白痴：White eat!453. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban674. 班长：class long895. 彼此彼此：you me you me10116. 表妹：watch sister12137. 别唬我：don’t tiger me14158. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one16179. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose1810. 不三不四： no three no four202111. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun222312. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng 24－peng, people die252613. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart272814. 吃白食：eat white food293015. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know313216. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s 33mistake343517. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love 36you3718. 电源线：power line394019. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, 41I’ll give you some color to see see424320. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee444521. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color464722. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t 48wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face495023. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try515224. 狗娘养的：dog mother born535425. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong555626. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why 57do not you go to die585927. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up606128. 好久不见：long time no see626329. 红颜知己：red face know me646530. 加油：add oil666731. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than 68building up 7-floor tower697032. 开水：open water717233. 看不看：see no see?737434. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go757635. 课间操：lesson between fuck777836. 老表：old watch798037. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, 81chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole828338. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger848539. 没脸见人：have no face see person868740. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough888941. 面试：face try909142. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who 92call who!939443. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!959644. 你爱我吗：you love I?979845. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird 99you10010146. 你给我等着：you give me wait10210347. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out10410548. 你给我记住：you give me remember10610749. 你给我站住：you give me stop10810950. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. 110One side play go11111251. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where 11311452. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go! 11511653. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?11711854. 你TMD：you he mother’s11912055. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who12112256. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain 123you!12412557. 你有两下子：you have two down son12612758. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，128I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！12913059. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son13113260. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and 133see13413561. 七上八下：seven up eight down13613762. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl13813963. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee14014164. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped14214365. 去你妈：go you mother14414566. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world14614767. 人山人海：people mountain people sea14814968. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind15015169. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher 15215370. 三心二意：three heart two meaning15415571. 色狼：colour wolf15615772. 生日快乐：birthday happy15815973. 上网：up net16016174. 上学：up school16216375. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice 16416576. 是不是：yes no yes16616777. 十全十美：ten all ten nice16816978. 十三点：ten three point17017179. 试试看：try try see17217380. 耍帅：play handsome17417581. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang! 17617782. 谈朋友：talk friend17817983. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow18018184. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red 18218385. 王八：king eight18418586. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs18618787. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water18818988. 王老五：wang old five19019189. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to 192feed19319490. 我的天呀！：my sky !19519691. 我服了你！：I follow you!19719892. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass19920093. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2520120294. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？20320495. 我是大儿子：I am a big son20520696. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two20720897. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom20921098. 我是中国人：I am in China21121299. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see 213（好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）214215100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover 216217101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk218219102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile220221103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open222223104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch224225105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 226227106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?228229107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE230231108. 一见钟情：One look clock love232233109. 意思意思：meaning meaning234235110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot 236chase237238111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand 239elephant update240241112. 远水解不了近渴：242Far water car not save near thirsty243244113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah245246114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?247248115. 怎么是你：how are you?249250116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像251这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）252253117. 这样也行？：this too good?254255118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know 256257119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year258259120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE260261121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle262263122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!264265123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 266267124. 走着瞧：go and look!268269125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five270。