最新超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语

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1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who

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2. 白痴：White eat!

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3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban

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4. 班长：class long

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5. 彼此彼此：you me you me

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6. 表妹：watch sister

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7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me

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8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one

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9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose

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10. 不三不四： no three no four

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11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun

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12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng 24

－peng, people die

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13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart

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14. 吃白食：eat white food

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15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know

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16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s 33

mistake

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17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love 36

you

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18. 电源线：power line

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19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, 41

I’ll give you some color to see see

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20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee

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21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color

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22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t 48

wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

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23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try

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24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born

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25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong

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26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why 57

do not you go to die

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27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up

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28. 好久不见：long time no see

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29. 红颜知己：red face know me

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30. 加油：add oil

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31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than 68

building up 7-floor tower

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32. 开水：open water

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33. 看不看：see no see?

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34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go

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35. 课间操：lesson between fuck

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36. 老表：old watch

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37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, 81

chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole

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38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger

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39. 没脸见人：have no face see person

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40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough

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41. 面试：face try

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42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who 92

call who!

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