三年级英语笑话带翻译

三年级英语笑话带翻译三年级英语笑话带翻译一：

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人。

三年级英语笑话带翻译二：

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded,

they yell,‘Get the kid.’

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装

东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

三年级英语笑话带翻译三：

Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.

Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.

作者：你无法欣赏他，你从来没有自己写过书。

朋友：没写过，我也从来没有下过蛋，但是我却比这个国家的任何一只母

鸡更擅长鉴定煎蛋卷。