英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

In this funny English play。we have ___。Bajie。Wukong。the prototype of the female and male White Bone Spirits。and the King of the Women's Country。Tang and his disciples arrive at a beautiful place。but they don't know where they are。Tang asks

for the map。but Bajie is too busy reading a book。Tang gets angry and demands the map。but Bajie still ignores him。Eventually。___ why they can't think about ___ to listen to Tang and looks innocent.

need proper food。not just bananas。Get me some rice and vegetables。And next time。make sure you listen to my ___.

After giving ns to Monkey。Tang turned to Pigsy and asked him to leave so he could rest in peace。Once Pigsy left。Tang ___ to call his lover。the king of the girl country。When he finally got through to her。she ___ he could only call her when he was alone。However。___ by the return of Monkey and Tang had to hang up quickly.

When ___ as food。Tang got angry ___ instructed Monkey to listen to his ___ future.

to help me find the way to the West first。And。bothering me with bananas。we need to save them for food on the journey。Also。be careful of the monsters around here。

Wukong: Okay boss。___.)

___ to eat and look at it。

Suddenly。___。

White Bone Demon 1: Hahaha。I know that any monster who eats Master Tang will live forever。How lucky I am。now they are in my place。(She thinks to herself) Oh。I can pretend to be a poor old lady。so they will trust me。I am really clever。(She transforms into an old lady and dances with the original white bone demon)

White Bone Demon 1: Hey。I look great。(She walks over) Hello。Master。I have not eaten any food for days。Can you spare some。Have mercy。may God bless you。

Tang Seng: (___ to eat and look at his sketchbook) What。Don't you see I am starving too。Get out of here。If you don't leave right now。I will ask my money and pig to eat you。(___)

White Bone Demon 1: (looks at them and begs) Oh。please don't do that。I am leaving。(___)

Wukong: (walks over with the bananas) Boss。do you need some more bananas。(___ to see it。Tang Seng ___)

Tang Seng: Wukong。if you want to see it。you have to help me find the way to the West first。And please be careful of the monsters around here.

To see my book。you need to tell me that you want to see it。Otherwise。how will I know that you want to see it。And if you don't want to see it。you need to tell me that too。Otherwise。I'll

assume that you do and show it to you。(Wukong is already in agony and runs away)

Tang: Wukong。come back。(sighs and continues reading)

Bai 1: (spies on the book from afar) Oh。he'___.

Bai 1 and Bai 2 ___)

When speaking。you must sound cute.

Bai 2: (walks gracefully over and touches Tang。who continues eating and reading without turning his head) Leave me alone。(Bai 2 touches him again。but Tang still doesn't turn his head) I said leave me alone。(Tang finally turns his head) Hi。gentleman!

Tang: Wow。a sexy lady。(throws away the book。background music starts playing "Only You," they gaze at each