超级搞笑之三顾茅庐(英文剧本)

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After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.
Sorry, I don‟t know.
You don‟t know? Oh, how unfortunate I am! I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn‟t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now. Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once. That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the read for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts. Are you pointing to that gatekeeper--- Liubei?
Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.
Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen， read and see! Ok, come on ,baby! Listen!
Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy! What is the matter? Madam? Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.
Yeah, Brother! Or Baidu Nhomakorabeae'll be as poor as church mouse.
Alas! How did I forget this? Let„s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let‟s go to the mountain for money!
your father isn‟t 李刚， there‟s no but just good good study, day day up. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like 铁岭.
Zhu said he is not in.
En???? Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month. Well！He own our money. We wait for him here. Did your head kick by the donkey, or shove by the door?( 你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了 )Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let‟s go home!
What‟s your code?
This is zhu‟s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!! Your Code(口令)？ What‟s the code? Oh, I see. “芝麻开门， 信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信” Smart，he knows I like凤姐, hehe.(Open the door) Are these men asking for the debt? This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
Yes! Madam!
While it is going on, Liubei, Guanyu, Zhangfei have came to the gate of Zhu Geliang‟s house.
SCENE 3
First Visit
Outside Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,keeper
SCENE 4
Third Visit
Outside Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhu,keeper
Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again. Everything is cloud(一切都是浮云). These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them. My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!
• 一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞 笑、绝对震撼。 • 故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版。 • 特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语课上表 演的你们提供帮助， • 绝对我超所值，绝对汗，神起……
Three visits to the cottage （三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.
SCENE 1 Liubei’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang
Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?
But she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Oh，my god. Why should I learn English?
And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2 Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Zhu, Zhu’s Wife
Good morning! I am the legend man（传说哥）， ZhuGeliang I am a man，not a god. And I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You，you，you，know，no，you don‟t know?(Ask the audience) and，I also don‟t know.
Darling!
My wife is coming. she is so long-winded that I can never bear her angry.
My dear, how about your study?
These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy. Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet-6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job. But……
Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhu Geliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. Zhu Geliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.