荆轲刺秦王(英文版)话剧
英语话剧 荆轲刺秦
第二幕
荆轲
荆轲:你是李莫愁? 李莫愁:是的。 荆轲:好的。我是荆轲,你知道的, 我会让你知道我是天下第一杀手。 李莫愁:你想挑战我吗? 荆轲:当然!耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁:来吧! 李莫愁:发生了什么事?你为什么不 疼吗? 荆轲:我们不需要任何理由来赢得一 个人。我们不?我们该怎么办?(赢 一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要 么?) 李莫愁:妈妈总说:“生活就像一盒 巧克力,莫愁。你永远不知道你会得 到什么。”我明白了,妈妈是正确的。
李莫愁
太子丹上:你还好吗? 荆柯:很好,谢谢,你呢? 太子丹:哦,我的上帝!你能给我一个创新的回答“你好 吗?”? 荆柯:肯定! 太子丹:你好吗? 荆柯:好的,谢谢你,和你的妻子? 荆柯:嘿,伙计,我开玩笑的! 太子丹:哦,我开玩笑呢!(毕恭毕敬)我可以要一张你的名 片,请? 上面写着: 生存或毁灭,这是个问题。 阿三:英雄,我们需要你的帮助。 荆柯:我现在很忙! 太子丹:你可以得到很多钱。 荆柯:我现在很忙! 阿三:IC,ID,IQ卡吗? 荆柯:我很忙!
第三幕
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后。 阿三:英雄,我们已经达到了沂水河。 荆珂:就停在这里,请。再见,我的朋友 太子丹:我会想念你,宝贝。 荆珂:亲爱的,我爱你。 妻子:我爱你!对我而言,你比这个世界上的任何东西都更有意义。 荆珂:我更爱你。在你和我还有整个愚蠢的世界即将支离破碎,我爱你。 妻子:好。作为一个男人,真的!我会在这里等你。 荆珂:亲爱的!你一定要帮我这个忙…答应我你会活下去…你不会放弃…无论发生什 么…无论多么绝望…现在答应我,永远不要忘记你的承诺。 妻子:“我答应。” 荆轲:“永远不放手。“ 妻子:“我答应。我不会放弃的,杰克。我永远不会放弃。” 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪, 荆珂上船,渐渐远去 妻子:死亡,这是一个好日子。再也回不来了。不......从未...... 妻子:非常感谢你。当我得到人寿保险1000000美元,,我将把它的一半,500000 美元到您的帐户。 阿三:好吧好吧! 旁白:那么荆轲被送到秦,赢政最后杀掉了他。
荆轲刺秦王外传话剧剧本
荆轲刺秦王外传话剧剧本道具:眼罩一个、木剑一把、桌子一张、凳子若干、匕首一支、德芙巧克力一盒、王冠两顶、镜子一面、号码牌若干、双截棍一对、藏宝图一张、皇榜、服装若干套正文:独白:公元前227年,秦国有位年轻有为的秦王,赵国则有一位太子丹。
传闻太子丹是天下第一美男子,一天太子丹又向其魔镜询问一个他每天都会问的问题,故事由此展开。
第一场(谁是天下第一美男子)独白:鸡啼三声,赵国太子丹又“闻鸡起舞”,只见他正在那边“Nobody,nobody but you”,瞧他那姿态果然窈窕啊,那个叫要什么有什么啊!你没有的他也有哦。
哈哈,别误会,这句话是说他有“天下第一魔镜”而你没有哦。
太子丹:(闻鸡起舞完以后对着镜子梳洗打扮,而后手续完毕对着镜子一眨眼)Mirror,mirror on the wall .Who is the most beautiful person in the world?Mirror:秦王。
太子丹:(勃然大怒,用不纯正的英语口音大声说)Again!!Mirror:(颤抖着声音,蜷缩着身子说)秦国秦王。
太子丹:(顿时怒发冲冠,大吼道)这该如何是好啊。
哼,本太子才是天下第一美男子,你个秦王,我嘞个去!魔镜,说,为什么他会是天下第一美男子呢?说,到底是为什么?他竟是天下第一,你号称是什么”天下第一魔镜“,竟眼睁睁地看着秦王夺去本太子的美称,本太子要你这魔镜何用?(说完,作势要扔魔镜)Mirror:(害怕的)太子饶命,传说是因为有人向秦王进贡了一盒“德芙巧克力”,(进一段广告):德芙巧克力,如丝般柔滑,挑逗你的舌根,让你肌肤胜雪,越来越年轻。
Mirror:(广告结束,魔镜接着说)德芙巧克力,日服一颗,以开水配之,可养眼美容也,每服一颗,可使人年轻十岁,是稀世珍宝也!(说完,魔镜也献出羡慕的表情,更重要的是口水流个不停)太子丹:(一个巴掌甩歪了魔镜的头)那要怎样才能拿到德芙巧克力呢?(捏着魔镜的耳朵)Mirror:(作沉思状,突然眼睛一亮)有了,赵国人才济济,太子何不广招天下英才,选一武功盖世之人,派他以献藏宝图为名,干掉秦王呢!!太子丹闻言大悦,奸笑,唱闽南语歌曲《我是世界第一等》退下。
英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王
荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代,有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政,他们是很好的朋友,他们经常一起赏花,喝酒,唱歌,游玩。
有一天,他们还在游山玩水的时候,突然发现了一面镜子,一面有着神奇魔力的镜子,这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是,白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
白哥(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):魔镜啊魔镜,我帅么?魔镜说:“当然了我的殿下,你是整个燕国最帅的人”白哥高兴状然后,张璐上,问:魔镜啊魔镜,告诉我,那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢?Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜:It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对白哥说:“小弟啊,拿着这个镜子,自卑去吧,我是这个世界上最帅的人啊,啊哈哈啊哈........白哥回到宫中“欺人太甚了,太过分了,我要报复!!!!我的仆人,你在哪里?”仆人上“哦,亲爱的,我来了Honey, I am coming。
”白哥:“错,我应经告诉你多少遍了,你应该叫我最漂亮,最美丽,最英俊,最迷人,最可爱,最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。
I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人:“对不起,亲爱的,我知道错了,我完全知道你现在的苦恼,我有一个好主意,那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政!”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)白哥:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍仆人肩膀,做赞许状)好主意,可是谁是好的人选呢?Good idea! But who is the right candidate?仆人:经调查,有两个人比较合适,一个是李莫愁小姐,一个是荆轲,明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I amso scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才~这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II (《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲 :Are you Li mochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK. I’m Jingke, yo u know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁:Are you challenging me?荆轲 :Off course! (耸耸肩表示同意)李莫愁:Come on!(音乐起)两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王 10人左右
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王(10人)Jing Ke—the Assassinator旁白:It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it became a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history in the crazy way.第一幕:Conspiracy(密谋)太子丹(上,叹气):Ying Zheng, that bad guy, treats me even worse than before. He never respects me ---the most sensible prince under the sun. Recently, he has got much more cities from my hands. How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am. (向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?大臣阿三(上): Yes, your majesty.太子丹: Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm, please! Let me see!(盘坐在地。
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王第一篇:英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代,有两个国家的王子-------燕国的太子丹和秦国的嬴政,他们是很好的朋友,他们经常一起赏花,喝酒,唱歌,游玩。
有一天,他们还在游山玩水的时候,突然发现了一面镜子,一面有着神奇魔力的镜子,这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是,太子丹和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):魔镜啊魔镜,我帅么?魔镜说:“当然了我的殿下,你是整个燕国最帅的人” 太子丹高兴状然后,张璐上,问:魔镜啊魔镜,告诉我,那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢?Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(魔镜:It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对太子丹说:“小弟啊,拿着这个镜子,自卑去吧,我是这个世界上最帅的人啊,啊哈哈啊哈........太子丹回到宫中“欺人太甚了,太过分了,我要报复!!我的仆人,你在哪里?” 仆人上“哦,亲爱的,我来了Honey, I am coming。
英语话剧 荆轲刺秦王 ~Jin修订版
Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;路人甲;太监;旁白一枚旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction):Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror(['mirə]镜子), mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince([prins] 太子)Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众)I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror saidI am the most attractive([ə'træktiv] 有吸引力的)man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous (['dʒeləs] 妒忌的)guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared([skεəd] 害怕的). So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister(['ministə] 大臣)?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful(['greisfəl] 优美的)、handsome、charming(['tʃɑ:miŋ]有魅力的)、cute、smart and dearest(['diərist] 最亲爱的)Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity([kə'mɔditi] 有用的东西)in this century? Talent(['tælənt] 人才)! (二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Good idea! But who is the right candidate(['kændidit] 候选人)?阿三:After screening(['skri:niŋ]选拔)I have two promising persons on hand. Oneis Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ wor ld.李莫愁Are you challenging(challenge['tʃælindʒ] 挑战)me?荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。
英语话剧,荆轲刺秦王(上)ppt
• JK: Just tell me what should I do? • I will do anything for you. Yeah!
ACTION 3
• A3:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. JK:Just stop here, please. Farewell(别了), (别了) my friends PD:I will miss you, baby.
JK: Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens(威胁的) to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. A3:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent(沉默的 )? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity(纯情), I’m very glad(乐意), you still have to speak up (讲出来). Take it! Do you really like? Really?
荆轲刺秦王
荊轲JK: 妻子W: 太子丹PD: 阿三A3: 旁白: 李莫愁LMC:
Action 1
Action1
PD:Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most prettyman in the world? Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror(魔镜) said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do?
英文版英语课本剧——荆轲刺秦王(改编版)
Unclassified Story of JingkeAction I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(墨镜):You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ You are beautiful~ It’s true~ )太子丹(高兴状):Thank u mirror! (面对观众)I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy. He will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬且妖里妖气) : Honey, I am coming~~~~太子丹(嫌弃):I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most cute, smart, charming, handsome, graceful, beautiful and dearest Prince Dan”!(节奏越来越快,从again and again开始,节奏感慢慢出来,背景的rap beat加入,后面的内容以rap形式呈现。
阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find an awesome killer to kill YingZheng!(作杀状)太子:You are so brilliant! But who is the right choice?阿三:I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, the other one is Mr. JinKe. Tomorrow they will fight for the honor of No.1 killer.太子:Well, tell me the result as soon as possible.阿三:Yes, my prince!Action II(第一段:拳击赛热身的背景音乐,六人分别簇拥着李莫愁和荆轲从两边上场,一个捶腿,一个揉肩,一个揉脸)(第二段:热身结束,伴舞退场,音乐换成《十面埋伏》,二人手持刀剑,架势摆开,慢慢绕圈踱步)荆轲: Lady first.李莫愁: Don’t look down on women. You first.荆轲: No no no, I am always a gentleman. I don’t bully woman.李莫愁: Cut your crap. Don’t waste my time! I still have lots of housework to dook?荆轲: Ok, ok. Look! Plane!(手指李莫愁身后,莫愁回头看,荆轲迅速将剑刺向莫愁)李莫愁(倒地):Ah…you…you bastard…荆轲:Hahahahahahahah. Stupid womam. I am the best!(仰天长笑,潇洒离去)李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get. (莫愁气绝身亡)Action III(荆轲乘坐二人手搭轿,华丽登场,表情得意至极。
英语短剧-荆轲刺秦王5-6-7人
End !
Thank you!
妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." (《泰坦尼克号》的台词)
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪, 荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子:It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance (人寿保 险) $1000, 000,I will transfer half of it to your account. 阿三:Okay okay! 旁白:Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊, 两刀砍死你啊。。。。” ——李莫愁倒地 。。。。
荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (赢一个人需
Action I
太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most hansome man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank you mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
《荆珂刺秦王》搞笑英语话剧剧本
《荆珂刺秦王》搞笑英语话剧剧本介绍:Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally h e failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.译:很久以前,有一个疯狂的国家,在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人,试图通过疯狂的方式来表达疯狂的历史。
荆轲先生是最有名的剑客,被送往杀清,“嬴政”之王。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道发生了什么,在那个时候?好了,下一个节目会告诉你真相。
Action 1太子丹(掏出镜子梳头,自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m PrinceDan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. ButYing Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful,graceful ,handsome,charming,cute,smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.太子:Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JingKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.译:太子丹:魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,谁是最美丽的人在世界上?(画外音:是你,太子丹)感谢你镜子!我是太子丹,魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。
英语搞笑短剧roleplay荆轲刺秦王
荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代,有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政,他们是很好的朋友,他们经常一起赏花,喝酒,唱歌,游玩。
有一天,他们还在游山玩水的时候,突然发现了一面镜子,一面有着神奇魔力的镜子,这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是,白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
白哥(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):魔镜啊魔镜,我帅么?魔镜说:“当然了我的殿下,你是整个燕国最帅的人”白哥高兴状然后,张璐上,问:魔镜啊魔镜,告诉我,那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢?Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜:It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对白哥说:“小弟啊,拿着这个镜子,自卑去吧,我是这个世界上最帅的人啊,啊哈哈啊哈........白哥回到宫中“欺人太甚了,太过分了,我要报复!!!!我的仆人,你在哪里?”仆人上“哦,亲爱的,我来了Honey, I am coming。
”白哥:“错,我应经告诉你多少遍了,你应该叫我最漂亮,最美丽,最英俊,最迷人,最可爱,最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。
I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人:“对不起,亲爱的,我知道错了,我完全知道你现在的苦恼,我有一个好主意,那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政!”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)白哥:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍仆人肩膀,做赞许状)好主意,可是谁是好的人选呢?Good idea! But who is the right candidate?仆人:经调查,有两个人比较合适,一个是李莫愁小姐,一个是荆轲,明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。
《荆轲刺秦王》话剧剧本
荆轲刺秦王话剧表演者:17#227全体宿舍时间:2011-10-1道具:1、眼罩2、木剑3、桌子和凳子4、地图5、手持话机6、匕首7、木牌(含条幅)8、王冠9、硬纸板(学位证)正文:独白:公元前227年,秦国的将领打败了赵国.太子丹非常的恐惧,急找解决的办法。
我们的故事就发生在这里。
场景一(荆轲入世)独白:公元前202年,有一个叫荆轲的男孩在一个偏远的乡村呱呱坠地,由于家境贫寒,9岁之前就没进过幼儿园,18岁成年之时完成九年义务教育,21岁考入了聊城刺客大学,就学期间,共谈过72个女友,罚过金银99两,罚抄经书88份。
为了最后能拿到刺客学位证,他亲自见到了聊城刺客大学王校长。
荆轲:(背着书包,猩猩般的走向校长,此时校长正端坐着)王校长你好,王校长:你就是荆轲吧,(耷拉着脸)荆轲:是的,我就是。
(半弯着腰)王校长:轲呀,不是我说你,别人都很轻松的拿到了刺客学位证,你咋就不行呢,跟你说了多少遍了,好好学学马克思主义,作为一名刺客,首先要出师有名,没有点理论基础,怎么能行呢,荆轲:是是是,王校长:你打算怎么办呢?荆轲:唉,恼火呀。
亲爱的校长啊,你知道,我是班里年龄最大的,你可不能让我毕不了业啊。
王校长:那你的那些女友怎么办,荆轲:那没问题,我以后杀了一个人就娶一个女友。
(站起身来,很有自信地说)王校长:(站起来)好!不过我女儿得当正房!(指着荆轲)荆轲:NOProblem!王校长:OK!这是学位证。
对了,听说太子丹想要个刺客,你去瞧瞧吧。
荆轲:哦?是吗,好,我这就去。
(两人握手道别)再见!场景二(面见太子丹)独白:这一天太子丹想通过面试的方法来找一个真正的刺客,时间:公元227年10月15号,地点:聊城大学太子丹:他奶奶的,这都一上午了,没一个人来。
荆轲:(已经戴上眼罩)(四周看了看,来到太子丹面前)你好,你就是太子“蛋”吧!太子丹:(上下瞧了瞧荆轲),混蛋,老子是太子“蛋”,不是太子丹,不是,(站起来)老子是太子丹,不是太子“蛋”。
荆轲刺秦王英文短剧
Action II
Jingke :
Are you Li mochou? Limochou: Yes. Jingke : OK. I‟m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers‟ world. Limochou: Are you challenging me? Jingke : Of course! Limochou: Come on!
A San : Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ Prince Dan :
Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century?
(Answered by spectators : Talent! )
Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
A San :
After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑
Limochou:
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧
太空步滑到妻子身边)
荆轲 to lose weight like her (指着大屏幕上面的美女的照片)
场景一:(一日嬴政正在欣赏舞蹈,此处播放跳舞的音乐,在跳 舞的结尾有一舞女将衣袖甩在了嬴政的身上,嬴政大怒) 嬴 政:Do you have eyes? Do you want to kill me? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? (解开腰带打跳舞仆人甲) 跳舞仆人甲(荆轲妻):Forgive me! Forgive me! Forgive me! 跳舞仆人甲:someday I will kill him! 跳舞仆人乙:your husband will support you.
荆轲:money,money,这是money(荆轲拿出钱包)很不屑,从口袋 中掏出钱Hurry up(看表),I have no time!I am busy now! 阿三:Maybe I know what do you want(小声对荆轲说).How about beautiful girls?(指着韩老师说)Look,she is the most beautiful girl in the world .If you say OK,she is yours. 荆轲:(荆轲表示害羞,与此同时戴上桃心的面罩),beautiful!I hav time now.I agree with you ! 太子丹:OK,it’s a deal! 荆轲:But I should go back to the hospital to see my wife and say goodbye to her. 太子丹:All right.(此时太子丹与荆轲拉钩,拉钩上吊一百年 不许变(never,never,never),荆轲下台后,然后太子丹与 阿三击掌)
荆轲刺秦王英语剧本
The man wants to kill the king旁白: 在这个战争时期,各国之间的战争似乎没完没了。
每一个国王或者部长都想找到一些超人来为他们工作。
随着时间的推移,喂养着些超级人类成为了他们流行一时的风气……这是一个crazy的世界。
在这个crazy的世界,有着那么一群crazy的人们,试图用crazy的方展示出那个crazy的历史。
你想知道当时的情形如何吗?下面就是见证真相的时刻。
第一幕:Conspire(密谋)太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):魔镜魔镜,告诉我,谁是世界上最漂亮的人?魔镜:是你!宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下!(太子丹高兴状)太子丹(飞吻,妩媚):谢谢~(面对观众)我是太子丹,魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人(举手,仰天,自恋状)。
但嬴政是个被嫉妒包围的坏家伙,如果镜子告诉他的真相,我相信他会杀了我。
我好害怕,好无助(双手抱肩,娇嫩)。
最近,他从我手中又抢了几块地。
(低手,握拳,恨)要是再发生这种事情。
(停顿)我就去shi!(急)(沉思,突然奸笑)哇嘎嘎嘎嘎!我叫人一起想个主意。
我要让那个始皇知道我是谁。
(向幕里大叫)阿三!阿三!快点出来!阿三(甩~) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹(生气):我告诉你很多遍了!要喊我“宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下”!阿三(甩!):Sure, honey!太子丹(晕,再双手互搓,不好意思):嬴政想要我命…肿么办肿么办肿么办(渐强)!阿三:淡定。
让我想想!(盘坐在地。
两手在头上画画如一休)旁白:当当当,砰!!阿三:哦了,我们可以送一个超人去把嬴政~ ~ ~(作杀状)那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市都是我们的啦~ ~哇嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 ~(淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.太子:哈哈~ ~ ~。
好想法! 二十一世纪最需要的是什么?(群众演员在群众中喊:人才!)(拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)你觉得我们可以送那个过去呢?阿三:我有想过这个问题,我觉得我们可以送西门吹雪过去,他目前在我国荡来荡去。
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧PPT教案
我傲娇!!
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阿四: 看!她是世界上最漂亮的女孩。如果 你做的 好,她 就是你 的。
荆轲: 我不得不说她是一个非常性感美丽的 女孩, 但是TC M我唯 一的爱 !
阿四: 什么,什么是TCM?
TCM:
荆轲: Traditional 嘿,兄弟!你这么聪明,但为什么你 不知道 TCM? 任何人 都可以 给你答 案。
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English
Action Ⅱ
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荆轲
李莫愁
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李莫愁: 发生了什么?你为什么不疼?
荆轲: 赢一个人需要理由么,需要么,需要 么?
李莫愁: 妈妈常说:“生活就像一盒巧克力, 莫愁。 你永远 不知道 你会得 到什么 。“我 明白了 ,妈妈 是对的 。
李莫愁: 妈妈还说:“我长的这么漂亮,所以 一定要 有一技 在身, 绝对不 能被那 些臭男 人占了 便宜, 但是, 今天你 既然赢 了我, 我愿赌 服输, 以身相 许吧。
太子丹: 我是太子丹,魔镜说嬴政是世界上最 丑的男 人。这 个世界 上竟然 还有比 我丑的 人,有 人相信 么?一 定是在 开玩笑 。但是 ,万一 。。。 。。我 该怎么 办呢? 我大臣 在哪里 ?
阿三: 亲爱的,我来了。
太子丹: 你有什么好主意吗?
阿三: 亲爱的,我当然有主意了,我们可以 找一个 人去刺 杀赢政 。
太子丹: 最近过的怎么样?
荆柯: 很好,谢谢,你老婆还好吗?
荆柯: 嘿!帅哥,开个玩笑!
太子丹: 哦,我也是在开玩笑呢!我可以要一 张你的 名片吗 ?
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阿四: 英雄,我们需要你的帮助。
荆轲: 我很忙!
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The man wants to kill the king旁白:Long, long ago , it was Warring States Period, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every king or minister tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time went by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕:Conspire(密谋)太子丹:(上,叹气)Ying Zheng, that bad guy, treats me even worse than before. Resorts to lots of persons in his hand, he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun. Recently, he has got much more cities from my hands. How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am. (向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm, please! Let me see! (盘坐在地,两手在头上画画如一休)(旁外音:当当当,砰!!)(阿三起)Ok, I get one, we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~(作杀状)Then, all the beauties, jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.太子:Ha, ha~~~. Good idea, Good idea! But do you think who we can sent?阿三:I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue. He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子:Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕:tournament (比武)西门吹雪(上台,摆出一幅酷式,手一张,一条纸带随风而下)西门吹雪(Xi Men Chui Xue)Height: 190cmFavorite doing: chattingWar power: endlessFavorite color: blackWeaponry: long swordFavorite drinks: beerType of blood: OFavorite idol: Xiao Yanzi ,Mao ZedongToday I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边,不敢出大气。
旁白:Competition begins.荆轲:(带剑冲向西门吹雪,半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪:Just come on.荆轲:(又冲,停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲:(环视四周见无一人,便跪在西门吹雪面前,大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪:(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲:T-o-i-l-e-t-?西门吹雪:WC.荆轲:W-C-?西门吹雪:(急)茅厕!!Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上,看见荆轲,大吃一惊,太子丹给阿三一个眼色,阿三会意。
走至荆轲前。
阿三:What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹:(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:Even die under the flower, also happy as a ghost. Happy prince of the gost!太子丹(抱拳):How do you do?荆柯:How do you do?荆柯突欲走,太子丹给阿三一个眼色。
阿三:Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹:You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿,但马上又止,转身又欲走太子丹(慌了):I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen,this is Miss Huang!旁白:“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上(男扮女装),走到荆柯面前,给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。
荆柯两眼发直。
太子丹与阿三(击掌)Yeah!荆柯(站直,厉声道):Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹:No problem.第三幕:Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂在前,太子丹在后,阿三拿着地图和一盒珠宝上。
阿三:We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂:Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹:Hero, Let me see you off a little further荆珂:What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me.太子丹:Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and jewellery, so as to get trust of the king.第四幕:murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前,一大臣紧随其后,跑了一圈,便上气不接下气。
大臣甲(掏出手机一看):Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.大臣乙:I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙(看了一下大臣甲):Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲:I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙:I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look.大臣甲:Come on秦王上座,两个大臣各坐一边。
卫兵丙:Can we begin?秦王:begin!卫兵丙:Let the people of Yan, Jingke come in!荆柯上。
作揖,吓得直发抖。
秦王:Jingke. What’s wrong with you?荆柯:Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body .秦王(不烦):What’s the good things,quickly!荆柯献图,图穷匕首见,荆柯举刀刺秦,(旁白:Go Go Go Only Only响起)秦王摔倒,转身逃跑,其他人抱头趴在地上。
两个人围着大臣兜圈,过了一会儿……大臣甲喊道:“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶,秦王接住,咂了一下,顿时,力大无比,立刻将荆柯打倒在地。