生活大爆炸第二季 07

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嘿我在考虑留点胡子
-Leonard: No kidding?
kidding: 玩笑
不是吧?
Fu Manchu, a handlebar,pencil?
handlebar: 八字胡 pencil: 笔状
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡又尖又长?
-Howard: It's extracted from the plant., - I'm not sure yet.
data: 数据 statistically: 统计上 significant: 重大的
收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果
Very impressive.
impressive: 印象深刻的
灰常了得
-Howard: What a jerk.
jerk: 蠢人
蠢货一个
-Rajesh: Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative, results are still results.
tehs超市买龙舌兰酒
-Howard: You'd think a guy like that would, have some kind of booze lackey.
guy: 家伙 booze: 酒 lackey: 仆人
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
Tapioca: 西米【这里H还没来得及说完呢】
好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
-Sheldon: Tapioca is extracted from the root, of the plant manihot esculenta!
Tapioca: 西米 extract: 榨取 root: 根 plant: 植物 manihot: 木薯

生活大爆炸字幕 TBBT the big bang theory S01E13

100:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,380ew,more details about the new star trek film.200:00:03,730 --> 00:00:07,230there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.300:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,610i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.400:00:12,060 --> 00:00:16,430oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr500:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,310the extremely private matter.600:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,290still i'd like to know the details.700:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,440his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.800:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,730maybe they had to go to a clinic.900:00:26,070 --> 00:00:30,800imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.1000:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,290How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same1100:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,890no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.1200:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,940hi can you help me iwas writing an email1300:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,300and the a key got stuck1400:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,310now it's just going aaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530 --> 00:00:50,730what did you spill on it?1600:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,530diet coke1800:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,570and yoghurt1900:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,680a little nail polish2000:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,120i'll take a look at it2100:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,340gentlemen, switching to local nerd news2200:01:03,860 --> 00:01:08,230fishman chan...2300:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,660youre kidding, why not?2400:01:09,790 --> 00:01:14,490they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520wow, so in your world2600:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,110youre like the cool guys2700:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,630this is our year2900:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,380entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",3000:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,900- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story3200:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,310- count me out - what? why?3300:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,580you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 3400:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,290will you ask picasso to paint picturnary3500:01:48,830 --> 00:01:48,830will you ask noah webster to play boggle?3600:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,680will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?3700:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,280c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.3800:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,760by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.3900:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,800tickets to that plz.4000:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,450sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?4100:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,480no, dont.4200:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,050- the needs of the many4300:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,440outweigh the need of the few4400:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,410or the one4500:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,580damn it, i'll do it.4600:02:21,830 --> 00:02:26,020-=/bbs=-proudly presents4700:02:29,230 --> 00:02:35,330-=/bbs=-sync:咔肉肉4800:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,810the big bang theory season 1 episode 134900:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,040ok, first physics bowl business5000:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,960we need to truly kick-ass team name5100:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,280how about the perpetual motion squad?5300:02:57,230 --> 00:03:01,130it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.5400:03:02,050 --> 00:03:06,790- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.5500:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,360- i like it - i dont5600:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,540teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.5700:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,650then we could be the bengal tigers ?5800:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,540poor choice5900:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,260graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 6000:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,880maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass6100:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,390Let's put it to a vote.All those in favor...6200:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,300 point of order.6300:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,130I move that any vote onteam names must be unanimous. 6400:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,910No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger6500:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,490 when common sense dictatesit should be an army ant.6600:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,560Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?6700:03:46,570 --> 00:03:47,700I will yield.6800:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,820 After we go through the exerciseof an annoying series of votes,6900:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460all of which the gentleman will lose, 7000:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,910 does he then intend to threatento quit if he does not get his way?7100:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,490He does.7200:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,710I move we are the armyants. All those in favor?00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,920Good afternoon, and welcome totoday's physics bowl practice round.7400:04:03,930 --> 00:04:09,200I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 7500:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,550and isn't that just a little sad?7600:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,410Gentlemen, are you ready?7700:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,180- Yes- Of course7800:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430 --> 00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,740He'll be okay once the womenare mixed into the crowd.8100:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,210He only has a problem whenthey're one-on-one and smell nice.8200:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,170Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.8300:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,610I was actually the one whonoticed. Okay, let's just start.00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, the first questionis on the topic of optics.8500:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 "What is the shortestlight pulse ever produced?"8600:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,550 dr. Cooper.8700:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,340 And ofourse the answeris 130 attoseconds.8800:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,860 - That is correct.- I knew that, too.8900:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,770 Good for you, sweetie.9000:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 9100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,230 "used to encode dataon hard-disk drives?"9200:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,830 howard?9300:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,520 And of course the answeris giant magnetoresistance.9400:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,210 Right.9500:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,850Hey, I buzzed in.9600:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,030And I answered. It's called teamwork.9700:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,730Don't you think I should answerthe engineering questions?9800:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,160I am an engineer.9900:05:08,190 --> 00:05:12,780By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 10000:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,990- Just ask another one.- Okay.10100:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,230"What artificial satellite has seen glimpsesof einstein's predicted frame dragging?"10200:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,950and of course, it's gravity probe B.10300:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,830Sheldon, you have tolet somebody else answer.10400:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,860Why?10500:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,590Because it's polite.10600:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,810What do manners have to do with?10700:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,840Itthis is war.10800:05:35,850 --> 00:05:40,710Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 10900:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,590Leonard, you said I onlyhad to ask questions.11000:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,790The objective of the competitionis to give correct answers.11100:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,950If I know them, whyshouldn't I give them?11200:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680Some of us might havethe correct answers, too.11300:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,730Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.11400:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,690All right, that's it!11500:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,950- Howard, sit down.- Okay.11600:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,840Maybe we should take a little break.11700:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,660 Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 11800:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,090All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 11900:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,590I agree.12000:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,110 What did he say?12100:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,830He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product12200:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,910one might use on summer's eve. 12300:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,810 Yeah, and the bag it came in.12400:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,750 Leonard, excellent. Iwant to show you something.12500:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,270Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 12600:06:31,280 --> 00:06:31,980Just look.12700:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,600I've designed the perfectuniforms for our team.12800:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,360The colors are based on startrek: The original series.12900:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,720The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.13000:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,870Why do they say "aa"?13100:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,340Army ants.13200:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,590Isn't that confusing?13300:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,130 "Aa" might mean somethingelse to certain people.13400:06:52,140 --> 00:06:56,220Why would a physics bowl teambe called anodized aluminum?13500:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,310No, I meant... never mind.13600:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,880Hey, check it out, I gotyou a batman cookie jar.13700:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,660Oh, neat! What's the occasion?13800:07:08,670 --> 00:07:14,250Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 13900:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,600What?14000:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,720Howard, raj and I justhad a team meeting.14100:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,560No, you didn'T.14200:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,480Yes, we did. I just came from there.14300:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,420Okay, I don't knowwhere you just came from,14400:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,830but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 14500:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,580Ergo, the team did not meet.14600:07:31,590 --> 00:07:37,400Okay, let me try it this way: I was ata coffee klatch with a couple of friends,14700:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,100and one thing led to another, andit turns out you're off the team.14800:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,920Why?14900:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,480Because you're takingall the fun out of it.15000:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,400I'm sorry, is the winner of the physicsbowl the team that has the most fun?15100:07:49,420 --> 00:07:54,780Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 15200:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,570I see.15300:07:58,580 --> 00:08:04,930Well, at this point I should informyou that I intend to form my own team15400:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,480and destroy the molecular bondsthat bind your very matter together15500:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,490and reduce the resultingparticulate chaos to tears.15600:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,790Thanks for the heads-up.15700:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,110You're welcome.15800:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,900- One more thing.- Yes?15900:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,030It's on, bitch.16000:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,040So who'd he get to be on his team?16100:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,200He won't say.16200:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,060He just smiles and eatsmacaroons out of his bat jar.16300:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,800He's using psychological warfare.16400:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,640We must reply in kind.16500:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,520I say we wait until helooks at us, then laugh like,16600:08:45,530 --> 00:08:49,950"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,"but we are also smart and strong,16700:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,430and we have a reasonablechance of defeating you."16800:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,210How exactly would that laugh go?16900:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,980that sounds more like,17000:09:02,990 --> 00:09:08,010"we are a tall, thin woman who wantsto make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 17100:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,350Guys, let's remember that sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.17200:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,160So?17300:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,040So nothing. Let's destroy him.17400:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,520 Gentlemen.17500:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,330 okay, we're going to need astrong fourth for our team.17600:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,310You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 17700:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,990She got a phd. Inneuroscience or something.17800:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,220Raj, we're not getting tv's blossomto join our physics bowl team.17900:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,860How about the girlfrom the wonder years?18000:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,490 Gentlemen, I believe I've foundthe solution to all our problems.18100:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,910We can't ask leslie winkle.18200:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,850 Why?18300:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,290Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 18400:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,910Yes.18500:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,340Sometimes you've got totake one for the team.18600:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,410Yeah, sack up, dude.18700:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,960Fine.18800:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,320Here I go, taking one for the team...18900:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,400in the sack.19000:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,070Hey, leslie.19100:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,120Hi, guys.19200:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,420So, leslie, I have a question foryou, and it might be a little awkward,19300:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,780you know, given that I...19400:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,240hit that thang. （=thing）19500:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,890Leonard, there's no reasonto feel uncomfortable just19600:10:38,900 --> 00:10:44,290because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.19700:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630There's not?19800:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,180Gee, 'cause it sure soundslike there should be.19900:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,270Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,20000:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,320your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 20100:10:59,330 --> 00:11:03,980Th's all very comforting, but if it'sokay, I'd like to get on to my question now.20200:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,090Proceed.20300:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,530We are entering the physics bowl,and we need a fourth for our team.20400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,480No, thanks. I'm really busy with mylike-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.20500:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,760Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.20600:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,930Sorry.20700:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,930Well, we tried.20800:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,450We'll just have to face sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano.20900:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,830Wait, you're going upagainst sheldon cooper?21000:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,670Yes.21100:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,810That arrogant, misogynistic,east texas doorknob21200:11:30,820 --> 00:11:36,540that told me I should abandon my work withhigh-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 21300:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,180She's in.21400:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,760so, how do you feel?21500:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,100Nice and loose? (严阵以待)Come toplay? (一鼓作气)Got your game face on?（士气如虹）21600:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,370- Are you ready?- Yeah.21700:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,260You know, you don't haveto stay for the whole thing.21800:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,750Oh, no, no. I want to.Sounds really interesting.21900:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,900 Gentlemen.22000:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,900- Sheldon.- Sheldon.22100:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,140 sheldon.22200:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,120I'm just gonna sit down.22300:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,100So, is that your team?22400:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,760 Actually, I don't need a team.22500:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,630I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.22600:12:26,650 --> 00:12:31,060So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 22700:12:31,070 --> 00:12:35,220and my spanish is not good--either her son or her butcher.22800:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,220And what about your team?22900:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,470What rat have you recruitedto the S.S.Sinking ship?23000:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,100 Leslie: Hello, sheldon.23100:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,470Leslie winkle.23200:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,100Yeah, leslie winkle.23300:12:48,110 --> 00:12:52,180The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 23400:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,350Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.23500:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,010So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 23600:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,450returns on its originaltrajectory and adheres to you.23700:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,490Okay, if everyone couldplease take your seats.23800:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360Here's your t-shirt.23900:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840Pms?月经前不快症状（Pre-Menstrual Syndrome）24000:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,110It's a couple days early...24100:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,740no. It stands for"perpetual motion squad."24200:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,870Oh, right, of course.What was I thinking?24300:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,590Good afternoon, everyone, andwelcome to this year's physics bowl!24400:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,920Today's preliminary matchfeatures two great teams.24500:13:45,930 --> 00:13:51,020Aa versus...pms.24600:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,950All night long, y'all!24700:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,630WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT24800:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,970Okay, well, let's jump right in.24900:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,880First question for ten points:25000:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,250"What is the iso-spin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?"派零介子的同重旋单重配合物是什么？25100:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,260pms?25200:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,080- The eta meson.埃塔介子- Corect.25300:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,440- Formal protest.- On what grounds?25400:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,480The velcro on my wrist(我袖口的维可牢-尼龙搭扣粘住我衣服了）brace caught on my shirt.25500:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,940Denied.25600:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,620All right, for ten points,25700:14:20,630 --> 00:14:26,220"what is the lightest element onearth with no stable isotope?" aa25800:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,440And of course, the answer is technetium.锝25900:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,520Terrific.next question:26000:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,280"What is the force between two unchargedplates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"由于量子真空波动造成两块无电荷板间产生的力是什么？26100:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,110Pms?26200:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,730Sheldon can suck on...the casimir effect.卡西米尔效应26300:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,510Correct.26400:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,710How does a quantum computer（量子电脑如何分解大数）factor large numbers? Pms?26500:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,930- Shor’s algorithm.肖式算法- Correct!26600:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,1904.1855 times ten to theseventh ergs per calorie.4.185乘以10的7次方尔格（功的单位）每卡路里26700:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440Prevost's theory of exchanges.普雷乌斯特交换定理26800:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,830Lambda equals one over pi r squared N.兰马达（入）等于派 R平方分之一26900:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840760 degrees celsius...27000:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,590the approximate temperature ofthe young lady in the front row.27100:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,250Mr. Wolowitz, this isyour second warning.27200:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,300A sigma particle.（西格玛粒子）27300:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 27400:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 Host: Correct.27500:15:27,220 --> 00:15:31,760 Ladies and gentlemen, I holdin my hand the final question.27600:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,090The score now stands:27700:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,640Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.27800:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,110So, for 100 points and the match, 27900:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,770 please turn your attentionto the formula on the screens.28000:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,750 Solve the equation.28100:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,930Holy crap.28200:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,020 What the hell is that?28300:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,790 Looks like something theyfound on the ship at roswell.28400:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,910 Come on. Think. Leslie?28500:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,640 Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 28600:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,690You are never gonnalet that go, are you?28700:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,390Ten seconds.28800:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,850 Pms?28900:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,620 Sorry, I panicked.29000:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,990Then guess.29100:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,260 eight.....29200:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,730.429300:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,160I'm sorry, that's incorrect.29400:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,520Aa, if you can answercorrectly, the match is yours.29500:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,140He doesn't have it.29600:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,840He's got squat.29700:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,770Aa, I need your answer.29800:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,350The answer is minus eight pi alpha.29900:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,450Hang on. Hang on a second.That's not our answer.30000:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,460What are you doing?30100:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,340Answering question.Winning physics bowl.30200:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,210How do you know anything about physics?30300:17:08,220 --> 00:17:13,410Here I am janitor. In formersoviet union, I am physicist.30400:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,010Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears.30500:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,470Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 306I answer the questions.30700:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270You didn't answer question.30800:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,670Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 30900:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,850but on this physics bowlteam, I rule with an iron fist.31000:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,670Aa, I need your official answer.31100:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840- Well, it's not what he said.- Then what is it?31200:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,010- I want a different question.- You can't have a different question. 31300:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,350- Formal protest.- Denied.31400:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,470- Informal protest.- Denied.31500:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,880I need your official answer.31600:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,650No. I decline to provide one.317Well, that's too bad because theanswer your teammate gave was correct.31800:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,590That's your opinion.31900:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,380- All right, the winner of the match is...- hang on.32000:18:03,390 --> 00:18:08,090Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important32100:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,990that you would rather lose byyourself than win as part of a team?32200:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,150I don't understand the question.32300:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,590Go ahead.32400:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,180The winner is pms.32500:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720* We are the champions, my friends *32600:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,910* and we'll keep onfighting till the end *32700:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,590* we are the champions *32800:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,470。

生活大爆炸S06E07有趣的细节

生活大爆炸S06E07有趣的细节By fishingsnow / November, 8, 2012 / 1 comments剧情提要事实证明Sheldon 在S05E14 中开始拍摄Fun with Flags节目并不是一时冲动，他不仅坚持到了现在，而且还邀请了一位特别嘉宾。

谁知道这位嘉宾竟然和Amy 之间龃龉不断，Sheldon 无奈之下只好找到了情感大师，虚心请教：Penny，这事你怎么看？Penny 直接给Sheldon 灌了两杯黄汤就解决了问题——至少不再是她的问题了……另一边Howard 从地下带到天上又带回来的炸弹终于爆炸，在是否搬出母亲的房子和Bernadette 同住的问题上摇移不定，最后还是经验丰富的爱情大师Penny 一锤定音，让Howard 决定搬出“连墙壁都会说话”的家……细节一Sheldon 在S05E14 中开始录制一个打算在Y ouTube 上播放的节目Fun with Flags，而且他还筹划了一个让观众们设计自己的旗帜的活动，不过似乎唯一的投稿人是一个叫做GameyGamer75 的露臀癖……今天Sheldon 的主题是《星际迷航》（Star Trek）中的旗帜，为此他请到了自己之前的“宿敌”、现在的哥们Wil Wheaton。

他对Wil Wheaton 的介绍是Internet Personality, former star of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the only guy I know lucky enough to be immortalized in 1/16 scale… Set phasers to “fun”… for my friend, Wil Wheaton.Wil Wheaton 是美国电视演员，1987 年到1990 年间在《星际迷航：下一代》中出演Wesley Crusher，他曾经在《生活大爆炸》系列中多次以他本人的真实身份出场。

生活大爆炸第二季03剧本

实际上昆虫是很多国家餐桌上的必备食品，差不多就可以把它们看作蛋白质。
-Penny：Oh, son of a bitch!
他妈的！
-Sheldon：I believe the condensation on your frozen foods weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
settle：定居 Scandinavian：斯堪的纳维亚（北欧）的 Germanic：日耳曼的 characteristic：特有的 facial：面部的 bone：骨骼 structure：结构
在美国中西部定居的人们大多都是斯堪的纳维亚人和日耳曼人，他们脸部的结构是很有特色的…
-Penny：I know what it means, Sheldon!
我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢。
Make yourself comfortable. Not there.
comfortable：使人舒服的
你随便坐，那里不行。
Sheldor is back online.
Sheldor回来了。
-Penny：Sheldor?
-Sheldon：The conqueror.
看 Big Bang Theory 学英语第二季3集: The Barbarian Sublimation
-Sheldon：Fellow warriors, This is Sheldor the conqueror.
Fellow：同伴 warrior：武士 conqueror：征服者【Sheldor：Sheldon在游戏中的人物名】
condensation：冷凝物 frozen：冷冻的 weaken：使削弱 structural integrity：结构的整体性

『关注』生活大爆炸：奇客生活2.

说到吉姆·帕森斯，他和谢尔顿有着本质的区别，虽然他们同样来自得州，语速快、神经质，没有女友，和生活中的“佩妮”也是一对欢喜冤家兼密友，同时，他拥有着谢尔顿博士的专注精神，但吉姆·帕森斯比谢尔顿低调，他在出演《生活大爆炸》前履历单薄得可怜，绯闻也乏善可陈，拿到艾美视帝的他近期终于亮出了一条未经证实的传闻：要和交往多年的男友订婚了。同时，吉姆声称自己其实不是奇客和宅男，他不爱好漫画，也对动漫、蝙蝠侠、超人这些宅人必备之物毫无兴趣。而且吉姆喜欢开车，他无法适应坐在车里驾驶座以外的位子。即便如此，吉姆在艾美奖颁奖礼上狂喜、失措、神经质又孩子气的谢尔顿附体行为，依然让全世界会心一笑，人们不在乎他是否是真正奇客、宅男和书呆子，反正，他出色无比的演出，令其应运而生地成为了这个时代符号的最佳代表者。
奇客宅男统治的世界

还记得《朱诺》里那个令少女怀孕的呆瓜男孩吗？他是《太坏了》中不会泡妞的书呆子，是动漫文化混搭电影的代表作《歪小子斯科特》的主演，这个叫做迈克尔·塞拉的演员有一张标准的Geek脸，茫然、生涩又无奈的神情，正迎合了当下“黑色幽默+宅人喜剧”的潮流。
著名的英剧《IT狂人》瞄准的也是奇客一族，两位专修电脑与负责公司IT网络的宅男龟缩在办公室的一亩三分地里，用Email报警、用燃烧的火苗当屏保、用二进制的电脑思维思考人生，上演着被忽略、被踩扁、被狂殴的各色天马行空的喜剧。
高学历、高智商、无厘头、无常识、无社交、无女友，在网络世界就能完成自给自足与自娱自乐，充满着不肯向生活和主流世界妥协的天然坚决。这个需要躲在电脑后社交的web 2.0时代，每个人心里都住着一个谢尔顿。影视创作者让曾经是社会“边角碎料”的Geek宅人一族成为了性感偶像，因为他们恰如其分地取悦了这个时代，令人们在热热闹闹的欢笑中忘记了自己所有的偏执与绝望。

生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季1-2-

Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 2 (s01e02)Title: The Big Bran Hypothesis---> Dialog only <---LEONARDHere you go. Pad thai, no peanuts.HOW ARDDoes it have peanut oil?LEONARDI'm not sure. Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.SHELDONSince it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.RAJESHAre there any chopsticks?SHELDONYou don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food.LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONThailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth they use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.LEONARDAsk him for a napkin, I dare you. I'll get it.HOW ARDDo I look puffy? I feel puffy.PENNYHey, Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi, Penny.PENNYAm I interrupting?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou're not swelling, Howard.HOW ARDNo, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages.PENNYSounds like you have company.LEONARDThey're not going anywhere. So, you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work?PENNYWell, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it to 'em.LEONARDSo you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?PENNYMm... Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah. Um, anyways I was wondering if you could help me out with something, I'm kinda...LEONARDYes.PENNYOh. Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so, oh... Hello.HOW ARD[speaks in Russian]PENNYI'm sorry?HOW ARDHaven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian? PENNYNo, I haven't.HOW ARDGet used to it.PENNYYeah, I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon.SHELDONHi.PENNYHey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh?SHELDONDon't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.HOW ARDHe can't talk to atractive women, or in your case, a cheesecake- scented goddess.LEONARDSo there's gonna be some furniture delivered?PENNYYeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?LEONARDYeah, no problem.PENNYGreat, here's my spare key. Thank you.LEONARDPenny, wait.PENNYYeah?LEONARDUm... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?PENNYA marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?SHELDONYou're kidding, right?PENNYYeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that? LEONARD, SHELDON,HOW ARD, RAJESHOne.SHELDONYou realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.PENNYYes, I know, men can't fly.SHELDONNo, no. Let's assume that they can. Ahem. Lois Lane is falling. Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.LEONARDUnless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.SHELDONIn what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.LEONARDExcuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption thatSuperman's flight is a feat of strength.SHELDONAre you listening to yourself? It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.HOW ARDYeah and you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night? SHELDONOh. A combination of the moon's solar reflection and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.PENNYI'm just gonna go wash up.LEONARDI have 2600 comic books in there. I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.SHELDONChallenge accepted. We're locked out.RAJESHAlso, the pretty girl left.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay. Her apartment's on the fourth floor, but the elevator's broken, so you're gonna have to... Oh, your're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.SHELDONI hardly think so.LEONARDWhy not?SHELDONWell, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.LEONARDWe don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.SHELDONArchimedes would be so proud.LEONARDDo you have any ideas?SHELDONYes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.LEONARDEasy.SHELDONEasy.LEONARDOkay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.SHELDONExactly half.LEONARDExactly half. Let's push. Okay. See, it's moving. This is easy. It's all in the math.SHELDONWhat's your formula for the corner?LEONARDWhat? Oh, okay. Ah. Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.SHELDONAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.LEONARDMen do things for women without expecting sex.SHELDONYeah, those would be men who just had sex.LEONARDI'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.SHELDONNo, we're not.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONNo, we're not! No, we're not! Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. LEONARDYeah.SHELDONOh God, my fingers!LEONARDYou okay?SHELDONNo, it hurt... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place.LEONARDSo Penny is a little messy.SHELDONA little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos. Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.LEONARDDid it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.SHELDONExcuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times. LEONARDCome on, we should go.SHELDONHang on.LEONARDWhat are you doing?SHELDONI'm straightening up.LEONARDSheldon, this is not your home.SHELDONThis is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. LEONARDWhen the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place. SHELDONBecause it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms. LEONARDWhat were you doing in his closet?SHELDONI helped him run some cable for a webcam.PENNYHey, guys.LEONARDOh, hey, Penny. This just arrived. We just brought this up. Just now. PENNYGreat. Oh, was it hard getting it up the stairs?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, we'll get out of your hair.PENNYOkay, great. Thank you again.SHELDONPenny. Ahem. I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.PENNYWhat's he talking about?LEONARDIt's a joke.PENNYI don't get it.LEONARDYeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon? Sheldon?? Hello? Sheldon! SHELDONShh! Penny's sleeping.LEONARDAre you insane? You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.SHELDONI had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway,and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this. LEONARDDo you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.SHELDONI just gave you a reasonable explanation.LEONARDNo, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.SHELDONDon't be ridiculous. I have no peers.LEONARDSheldon, we have to get out of here.SHELDONYou might want to speak in a lower register.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONEvolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.LEONARDThat's ridiculous!SHELDONNo, that's ridiculous.LEONARDFine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.SHELDONI'm not leaving until I'm done.LEONARDOh, no.SHELDONIf you have time to lean, you have time to clean.LEONARDOh, what the hell.SHELDONGood morning.LEONARDMorning.SHELDONI have to say I slept splendidly. Granted not long, but just deeply and well.LEONARDI'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.SHELDONSarcasm?LEONARDYou think?SHELDONGranted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality oflife.LEONARDYou know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.SHELDONYou don't think that crosses a line?LEONARDYes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?SHELDONYou have a sarcasm sign?LEONARDNo, I do not have a sarcasm sign.SHELDONYou want some cereal? I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, …Honey Puffs“.PENNYSon of a bitch!LEONARDPenny's up.PENNYYou sick, geeky bastards!LEONARDHow did she know it was us?SHELDONI may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.PENNYLeonard?LEONARDGod, this is gonna be bad.SHELDONGoodbye, …Honey Puffs“. Hello, …Big Bran“.PENNYYou came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping? LEONARDYes, but only to clean.SHELDONReally more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.PENNYGive me back my key.LEONARDI'm very, very sorry.PENNYDo you understand how creepy this is?LEONARDOh. Yes, we discussed it at length last night.PENNYIn my apartment? While I was sleeping?SHELDONAnd snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.PENNYAnd what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?SHELDONDepending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon. Oh.PENNYGod!LEONARDOkay, look, Penny. I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today when you're feeling a little less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.PENNYStay away from me.LEONARDSure, that's another way to go.SHELDONPenny, Penny, hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive. LEONARDYou are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. LEONARDWhat's funny?SHELDONThat wasn't sarcasm?LEONARDNo!SHELDONWhoo. Boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this.PENNYWhat?SHELDONI am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.PENNYHey, Raj. Hey, listen, I don't know if you heard about what happened last night with Leonard and Sheldon, but I'm really upset about it. I mean, they just, they let themselves into my place and then they cleaned it. Can you even believe that? How weird is that? ...RAJESHOh, she's standing very close to me. Oh, my. She does smell good. What is that? Vanilla?PENNY... You know. Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. Okay? And you don't shoot to wound. I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. Wait, what was I saying? ...RAJESHShe's so chatty. Maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. We'd have the same cultural background and my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me. PENNY... It's obvious that they meant well, but I'm just, I'm having a really rough time. Like I said, I broke up with my boyfriend and it's all freaking me out ...RAJESH[starts to sing an Indian lullaby]PENNY... I mean, just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. Right?RAJESHShe asked me a question. I should probably nod.PENNYThat's exactly what I thought. Thank you for listening. You're a doll. RAJESHUh-oh. Turn your pelvis.HOW ARDGrab a napkin, homie. You just got served.LEONARDIt's fine. You win.HOW ARDWhat's his problem?SHELDONHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HOW ARDBeen there.RAJESHHello. Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.HOW ARDReally? You? Rajesh Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?RAJESHActually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.LEONARDWhat did she say? Is she still mad at me?RAJESHWell, she was upset at first, but probably because her sister shot somebody. But then there was something about you and then she hugged me.HOW ARDShe hugged you? How'd she hug you? Is that her perfume I smell? RAJESHIntoxicating, isn't it?PENNYHi.LEONARDOh.PENNYWhat's going on?LEONARDUh. Here's the thing: …Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment.The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...“PENNYLeonard.LEONARDYeah?PENNYWe're okay.LEONARDSix two-inch dowels?SHELDONCheck.LEONARDOne package Philips head screws?SHELDONCheck.PENNYYou guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. I think I can put together a cheap, swedish media center.LEONARDNo. Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...SHELDONConsidering what? How great this place looks?HOW ARDOh, boy, I was afraid of this.LEONARDWhat?HOW ARDThese instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here is why Sweden has no space program.PENNYWell, it looked pretty good in the store.LEONARDIt is an inefficient design. For example, Penny has a flat screen TV, which means all the space behind it is wasted.SHELDONWe could put her stereo back there.LEONARDAnd control it how?SHELDONRun an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.HOW ARDGood point. How are you gonna cool it?Hey guys, I got this. SHELDONHang on, Penny. How about fans? Here and here.LEONARDAlso inefficient, and might be loud.HOW ARDHow about liquid coolant? Maybe a little aquarium pump here, run some quarter-inch PVC...PENNYGuys, this is actually really simple.HOW ARDHold on, honey, men at work. PVC comes down here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.LEONARDOh, really? Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and an overflow reservoir?SHELDONAnd if water's involved, we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.PENNYGuys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes. LEONARDOh, I've got it. What about if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?SHELDONRight, then the entire thing will be one heat sink.HOW ARDPerfect. Leonard, why don't you and Sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and I'll run down to my lab and get the oxyacetylene torch.LEONARDMeet back here in an hour?HOW ARDDone.LEONARDGot it.PENNYOkay, this place does look pretty good.THE ENDScript compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 1 (s01e01)Title: Pilot---> Dialog only <---SHELDONSo if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slitis observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it won't have gone through both slits.LEONARDAgreed. What's your point?SHELDONThere's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.LEONARDExcuse me.ALTHEAHang on.LEONARDOne across is …Aegean“. Eight down is …Nabokov“. 26 across is …MCM“.14 down is... Move your finger... …Phylum“ which makes 14 across …Port-au-Prince“. See, …Papa Doc's capitol idea“, that's …Port-au-Prince“. Haiti.ALTHEACan I help you?LEONARDYes. Um, is this the high-IQ sperm bank?ALTHEAIf you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.SHELDONI think this is the place.ALTHEAFill these out.LEONARDThank you. We'll be right back.ALTHEAOh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait. SHELDONLeonard, I don't think I can do this.LEONARDWhat, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.SHELDONNo. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. LEONARDSheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.SHELDONI know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poorwoman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?LEONARDI'm sure she'll still love him.SHELDONI wouldn't.LEONARDWell, what do you want to do?SHELDONI want to leave.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONWhat's the protocol for leaving?LEONARDI don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. SHELDONLet's try just walking out.LEONARDOkay.ALTHEABye.SHELDON, LEONARDBye.LEONARDNice meeting you.SHELDONAre you still mad about the sperm bank?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?LEONARDNot really.SHELDONIf the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.LEONARDI don't care. Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.SHELDONNo, it's true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.LEONARDIs that why they sent you to boarding school?SHELDONNo. That was a result of my work with lasers.LEONARDNew neighbor?SHELDONEvidently.LEONARDSignificant improvement over the old neighbor.SHELDONTwo-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. PENNYOh, hi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi?LEONARDWe don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.PENNYOh, that's nice.LEONARDOh, no. We don't live together. I mean...LEONARDWe live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. PENNYOh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. LEONARDLeonard. Sheldon.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi. Well... ah... Oh, welcome to the building.PENNYOh, Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.LEONARDOh, great.PENNYGreat.SHELDONGreat.LEONARDGreat.LEONARDWell, ah, bye.PENNYBye.SHELDONBye.LEONARDBye. Should we have invited her for lunch?SHELDONNo, we're gonna start season two of …Battlestar Galactica“.LEONARDWe already watched the season two DVDs.SHELDONNot with commentary.LEONARDI think we should be good neighbors, invite her over, make her feel welcome.SHELDONWe never invited Louie-slash-Louise over.LEONARDWell, and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. SHELDONI have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on …MySpace“.LEONARDYes, and you've never met one of them.SHELDONThat's the beauty of it.LEONARDI'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. SHELDONChat? We don't chat. At least not off-line.LEONARDWell, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.SHELDONTo what end?LEONARDHi. Again.PENNYHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDAnyway... um... We brought home Indian food. And... um... I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just... one less thing to worry about.SHELDONLeonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. PENNYOh, you're inviting me over to eat?LEONARDUh, yes.PENNYOh, that's so nice. I'd love to.LEONARDGreat.PENNYSo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SHELDONWell, today we tried masturbating for money.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay, well, make yourself at home.PENNYOkay. Thank you.LEONARDYou're very welcome.SHELDON[mouths: You're very welcome.]PENNYThis looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this? SHELDONActually, that's my work.PENNYWow.SHELDONYeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.PENNYSo you're like one of those …Beautiful Mind“ genius guys.SHELDONYeah.PENNYThis is really impressive.LEONARDI have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.PENNYHoly smokes.SHELDONIf by …holy smokes“, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure. LEONARDWhat?SHELDONOh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below …here I sit broken-hearted“?LEONARDAt least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.SHELDONI didn't invent them. They're there.LEONARDIn what universe?SHELDONIn all of them, that is the point.PENNYAh, do you guys mind if I start?SHELDONUm, Penny.PENNYYeah?SHELDONThat's where I sit.PENNYSo sit next to me.SHELDONNo, I sit there.PENNYWhat's the difference?SHELDONWhat's the difference?LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONIn the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but... I think I've made my point.PENNYDo you want me to move?SHELDONWell...LEONARDJust sit somewhere else.SHELDONFine.LEONARDSheldon, sit!SHELDONAh.LEONARDWell, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.SHELDONThat's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time. LEONARDYes, I know, but...SHELDONTuesday night, we played …Klingon Boggle“ until one in the morning. LEONARDYeah, I remember.SHELDONI resent you saying we don't have company.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONThat is a negative social implications.LEONARDI said I'm sorry!PENNYSo... …Klingon Boggle“?LEONARDYeah. It's like regular …Boggle“, but in …Klingon“. That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.PENNYUm, me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.SHELDONYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.PENNYParticipate in the what?LEONARDI think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.PENNYOh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see, what else. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. No, except for fish and the occasional steak. I love steak!SHELDONWell, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.LEONARDAh, so, do you have some sort of a job?PENNYOh, yeah. I'm a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDOh, I love cheesecake.SHELDONYou're lactose-intolerant.LEONARD。

生活大爆炸第二季学习笔记

看<The Big Bang Theory>学英语-剧情+演员+典故+单词+俚语+花边2011.俚语wing it：To do something with no preparation 即兴做某事home run swing：to have sex “本垒打”To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).switcheroo：(北美, 非正式)（尤指惊人或有欺骗性的）转变，逆变，调换2.普通级词汇yogurt：酸乳，酸牛奶berry：浆果draft：通风; 气流; 穿堂风; 通风装置crash and burn：失败hyperventilate：呼吸加速be into：〈口〉给迷住,对…深感兴趣,深深卷入respiration：呼吸pupil：瞳孔undilate：未放大，未膨胀close-up：（照片、电影、录像的）特写clench：（牙）（尤指愤怒，下定决心、压抑感情时）紧咬iguana：鬣蜥(西印度、南美所产大蜥蜴)dewlap：（动物或鸟，尤指牛）颈部（或喉部）的垂肉delicate：(非正式)精致的织物（或衣服）digestive：（与）消化（有关）的brainiac：(北美，非正式)奇才，天才slash：斜线号（即“/”）ex post facto：事后的; 在事后追溯既往的（地）；有追溯效力的（地）endeavor：努力, 尽力tic：（常指脸上肌肉的）抽搐tick：(寄生于体大动物的吸血小虫)壁虱phrase：v.叙述; 措词salmon：大马哈鱼teriyaki：（日式的）红烧鱼（或肉）酱glaze：(浇在食物表面的)糖浆sticky rice：糯米tryptich：三幅相联的图画或雕刻conformational：构象的de novo：从头开始；重新constitutionally：本质地,天生,体质上prestigious：有威信的，有威望的；有声望的；地位显赫的kinda：有一点,有几分（kind of）qu'est que(法)=whatcadaver：(医诗／文)尸体necrophilia：恋尸狂,恋尸癖generic：（货物，尤指药品）没有牌子的，无商标的；非注册商标的ketchup：调味番茄汁rinse：漂洗, 冲洗cilantro：（尤指墨西哥烹饪中用作调味或饰菜的）芫荽叶teeny：（口）极小的,极微的subvert：颠覆，破坏leprous：麻疯病的,患麻疯病的lumbar support：(椅子等的)腰部支撑date someone=be involved with=go out withbouncy：弹性的roughhouse：喧闹的游戏或打斗comfy：(非正式)舒适的；轻松的；自在的unnerve：使丧失勇气（或自信）；令人胆怯Valium：安定(镇静药)3.爆炸级词汇acidophilus：乳酸杆菌，嗜酸杆菌culture：专门培养的细胞组织carrageenan：角叉菜胶autonomic reflex ：植物神经反射;自主反射supercollider：(物理)超级超导对撞机4.精选语录Leonard：Why don't we just figure out where we're going. And when we want to get there. And then rate of speed equals distance over time. Solve for R.精彩的物理问题生活化Leonard：I'm not there because I'm taking things slow Which, by the way compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.L确实是这四个里交女朋友最多的了。

生活大爆炸第二季 18

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720马吃掉后的象Knight to queen's bishop-five.200:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,640高招莱纳德要如何应对Oh, very nice. what's leonard going to do this?300:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,590是舍弃卒还是改换布局呢Does he give up the pawn or does he give up the position?400:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,090马上揭晓Let's find out.500:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,180莱纳德准备好了吗Leonard, ready?600:00:11,810 --> 00:00:14,480-好了-开始- Ready. - Go.700:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,010该死滑了一下Damn it. I slipped.800:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,160真可惜Too bad.900:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,410但你清楚激光障碍特工象棋的规则you know the rules of secret agent laser obstacle chess.1000:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,060莱纳德又死了谢尔顿你上吧Leonard died again, sheldon. you're up.1100:00:47,530 --> 00:00:51,250虽然我深爱象棋激光和空气消毒剂Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant,1200:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,430但我必须放弃I must forfeit.1300:00:53,260 --> 00:00:53,930为什么Why?1400:00:54,210 --> 00:00:56,310-因为快到11点了-那又怎样- Because it's almost 11:00. - so?1500:00:57,050 --> 00:01:00,840佩妮给我立了"11点前敲门就往喉咙揍一拳"规则So, penny has a "don't knock or I punch you in the throat" rule.1600:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,890这个主意好不好Hey, you know what'd be a great idea?1700:01:08,030 --> 00:01:12,000我们找些女生来玩激光视觉脱衣象棋We get some girls over here and play laser optical strip chess.1800:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,640相信我霍华德肯玩象棋的女生Believe me, howard, any girl who would be willing to play that,1900:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,070你不会想看她们的裸体Y ou don't want to see naked.2000:01:19,550 --> 00:01:21,190你太低估我了Y ou underestimate me.2100:01:28,090 --> 00:01:30,130佩妮佩妮Penny. penny.2200:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,670佩妮Penny.2300:01:32,700 --> 00:01:33,630好啊谢尔顿Hey, sheldon.2400:01:35,870 --> 00:01:36,980上午11点到了It's 11:00 a.m.2500:01:37,150 --> 00:01:38,390我知道你安全了I know. you're safe.2600:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,430包裹送到时你在上班This package came while you were at work2700:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,370太好了我订的莱茵石谢谢oh, great, my rhinestones.Thank you.2800:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,490-等等-怎么了- Excuse me. - what?2900:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,650你要签收Y ou have to sign this.3000:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,720这是什么What is it?3100:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,320我签收了包裹When I signed for the package,3200:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,760我就代表邮递公司I was deputized by the united parcel service3300:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,400并受委托最终送达And entrusted with its final delivery.3400:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,050我现在要你确认收到包裹I now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package3500:01:55,310 --> 00:01:57,670我才算完整履行法律义务So that i'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.3600:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,620谢尔顿只不过是一盒莱茵石而已Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.3700:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,080这跟物品无关Well, the contents are irrelevant.3800:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,750法定委托关系已经形成A legal bailment has been created.3900:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,100你一点都不重视吗Is that mean nothing to you?4000:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,960没有人会重视这个It means nothing to anybody.4100:02:10,170 --> 00:02:11,440过来给你看看我做的东西Come here, let me show you what I'm doing.4200:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,020‘委托’在普通法里的解释是"bailment" describes a relationship in common law4300:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,180当个人的私有财产where a physical possession of personal property,4400:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,260或者说动产or "chattels,"00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,340从委托人一方转移到is transferred from one person, the bailor,4600:02:20,410 --> 00:02:22,010受托人一方To another person, the bailee...4700:02:22,120 --> 00:02:22,840对对对快看Y eah, yeah, yeah. look, look, look!4800:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,300我做起了一门生意I started a business.4900:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,560显然不是干净的生意Obviously, not a cleaning business.5000:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,310不是我在做花花发夹看No, I'm making flower barrettes. see?5100:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,010我起了个名字叫佩妮花花I call them penny blossoms.5200:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,160我给自己做了一个I made one for myself,5300:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,200接着店里的女生也想要then all the girls at work wanted one.5400:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,690然后我拿给在旧城镇开店的老板娘看Then I showed some to this lady who runs a shop in old town.5500:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,780她卖一些卡和自制首饰She sells cards and homemade jewels,5600:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,900她说想卖呢我答应了She said she wanted to sell them. I said, "okay."5700:02:42,030 --> 00:02:44,850一周里我赚了156美刀And in one week,i made a $156.5800:02:45,020 --> 00:02:46,830真好签收吧Good for you, Sign here.5900:02:49,730 --> 00:02:50,800谢尔顿你没听懂吗Sheldon, don't you get it?6000:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,050如果生意做下去If this takes off,6100:02:52,050 --> 00:02:53,200我就不用当服务员了I won't have to be a waitss anymore.6200:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,880那周二晚上谁给我带干酪汉堡But then who will bring me my cheeseburger on tuesday nights?6300:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,590其他服务员呗Another waitress.6400:02:58,790 --> 00:02:59,750她叫什么名字What's her name?6500:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,890我怎么知道I don't know.6600:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,020那你还放心让她负责我的食物And you're going to let her handle my food?6700:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,770南希她叫南希Nancy. her name is nancy.6800:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,840你瞎编的名字吧I think you're just making that up.6900:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,080谢尔顿抱歉不能给你带牛肉汉堡了Sheldon, I'm sorry about your hamburger, okay?7000:03:11,170 --> 00:03:13,370我不想一辈子就做个服务员I just don't want to be a waitress for the rest of my life.7100:03:13,430 --> 00:03:15,330干酪汉堡我要的是干酪汉堡Cheeseburger. I get a cheeseburger.7200:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,110行干酪汉堡Fine, cheeseburger.7300:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,430说不定让南希负责更好Maybe I'd be better off with nancy.7400:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,520你觉得怎么样So, what do you think?7500:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,290这门生意能做对吧I mean, this could be a business, right?7600:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,370你一天能做几个How many of these can you make a day?7700:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,840大概20个About 20.7800:03:28,110 --> 00:03:30,970每个...佩妮花花能赚多少And how much profit do you make per...Penny blossom?7900:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,670不知道50美分吧不确定I don't know, like, 50 cents. I'm not sure.8000:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,040你当然确定不了好吧Of course you're not. all right...8100:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,6001天10美刀乘以1周5天Ten dollars a day times five days a week8200:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,320乘以1年52周等于2600美刀Times 52 weeks a year is $2,600.8300:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,330就这么多That's all?8400:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,430只是税前Before taxes.8500:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,060我又不用为这些交税I don't have to pay taxes on this stuff.8600:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,890我相信国税局会强烈反对I believe the internal revenue service would strongly disagree.8700:03:52,700 --> 00:03:56,010但是如果你利用现代营销技巧But, if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques,8800:03:56,140 --> 00:03:58,180优化生产过程And you optimized your manufacturing process,00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,540或者能做好这门生意Y ou might be able to make this a viable business.9000:04:00,890 --> 00:04:02,340你知道怎么做吗And you know about that stuff?9100:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,760佩妮Penny...9200:04:07,370 --> 00:04:09,330我可是物理学家I'm a physicist.9300:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,650拥有整个宇宙I have a working knowlge of the9400:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,420及其所有事物的相关知识Entire universe and everything it contains.9500:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,070电台司令[乐队名]是谁Who's radiohead?9600:04:19,170 --> 00:04:30,170囧囧囧囧囧9700:04:30,490 --> 00:04:34,500我有宇宙重要事物的相关知识I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:35,660祝你好运Good luck.9900:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,850谢尔顿等等Sheldon, hold on.10000:04:37,700 --> 00:04:41,270你能教我怎样才能赚多点钱吗Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this.10100:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,240我当然有能力教你Of course I could10200:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,230谢尔顿等等Sheldon, wait!10300:04:46,330 --> 00:04:47,550你会教我吗Will you?10400:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,590首先声明你要我协助你Just to be clear here, you're asking for my assistance.10500:04:56,030 --> 00:04:56,920是的Y es.10600:04:57,070 --> 00:04:59,970你要明白这牵扯到给你解释怎么做And you understand that will involve me telling you what to do?10700:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,320我明白I understand.10800:05:04,020 --> 00:05:07,090而你不准对我明嘲暗讽And you're not allowed to be sarcastic or snide to me while I'm doing so.10900:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,660好吧Okay.11000:05:12,170 --> 00:05:13,100很好Good.11100:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,700我们的首要前提是Let's begin with the premise that11200:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,190你之前所做的全都不对Everything you've done up to this point is wrong.11300:05:20,330 --> 00:05:22,010哇哦我也猜到了Oh, Imagine that.11400:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,130-讽刺我拜拜-不是对不起回来Sarcasm. good-bye. No, sorry, wait. Please come back.11500:05:52,410 --> 00:05:53,660完工There. done.11600:05:53,850 --> 00:05:54,800好All right.11700:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,210-用了12分17秒-噢!12 minutes and 17 seconds. oh!11800:05:57,410 --> 00:05:58,310还不错吧?Pretty good, right?11900:05:58,430 --> 00:06:00,470计算佩妮花花一小时的产量Penny ossoms per hour.12000:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,540再算上批量购买的材料费用Based on your wholesale selling price,12100:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,600你一天实际上只能赚...Y ou'll effectively be paying yourself...12200:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,5405.19美元$5.19 a day.12300:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,210一天?"a day"?12400:06:10,390 --> 00:06:13,340连印度尼西亚的球鞋场童工都赚得比你多There are children in a sneaker factory in indonia who outearn you.12500:06:15,860 --> 00:06:17,200这不可能That just can't be right.12600:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,920-你质疑我的数学能力? -不抱歉Y ou're questioning my math? no, sorry.12700:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,270想见识下我的数学大作吗?Want me to show my work?12800:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,420天啊千万别Oh, god, no.12900:06:22,930 --> 00:06:24,580告诉我该怎么做就好Just please tell me what to do about it.13000:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,390好吧All right.13100:06:25,530 --> 00:06:28,500你知道奥诺雷·布兰在1778年开发的Are you familiar with the development13200:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,380可互换零件吗?in 1778 used interchangeable parts?13300:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,320好吧就是生产流水线The assembly line, of course.13400:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,770听着既然我不讥讽你Okay, you know what, if I'm not allowed to be snide,13500:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,550你也不准显摆Y ou're not allowed to be condescending.13600:06:42,660 --> 00:06:44,310原始协议内不包含这条Sthat wasn't a part of our original agreement,13700:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,520所以我不同意And I don't agree to it now.13800:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,410好吧算了L right, fine.13900:06:47,550 --> 00:06:50,540我们怎么在公寓里架机器和传送带?How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment?14000:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,940你那是指流动生产线Y ou're thinking of the moving assembly line,14100:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,570可以理解但依然错得不可原谅An understandable but not excusable mistake. no.14200:06:57,340 --> 00:07:00,880流动生产线是在1908年由亨利·福特发明的The moving assembly line, that was introduced by henry ford in 1908.14300:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,720这项创新通过低成本的生产商品That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer14400:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,820造就了现代消费文化Culture by enabling a low-unit cost for manufactured goods.14500:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,390你说的那个电台司令肯定不知道这个东西吧I guess that isn' one of the topics discussed on your radiohead.14600:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,860来吧可别错过好戏Let's go. we're going to miss the coming attractions.14700:07:18,030 --> 00:07:18,770怎么了?What's the matter?14800:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,160我在吃掉最后一个卒时扭伤了我的蛋蛋I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn.14900:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,770请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some timeon ato blow the man down15000:07:37,260 --> 00:07:40,230我是香港的深海水兵初来乍到* I'm a deepwatesailor just come fromong Kong15100:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,390让开让开我来把他放倒* Give me way, hey, blow the man down15200:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,710给我些威士忌* If you give me some whiskey15300:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,330听我把歌儿为你唱* I'll sing you a song15400:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,680请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some time to blow the man down.15500:07:49,820 --> 00:07:50,500喂Hello?15600:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,040-好啊-好啊Hello. Hello.15700:07:53,470 --> 00:07:54,940船尾甲板上的同胞* Come quickly lay aft15800:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,320离开岗哨快快来吧* To the break of the poop15900:07:56,510 --> 00:07:59,380帮我把他放倒!* To me way, hey, blow the man down16000:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,470不然我会用靴子将你踢倒* Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot16100:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,740请稍等片刻我便将他放倒!* Give me some me to blow the man down.16200:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,060等下怎么回事?W-W-Wait, what's going on?16300:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,870你是指水手之歌吗?I assume you're referring to the sea chanty.16400:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,160这是一首很有节奏的工作歌It's a rhythmic work song16500:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,640能够提高产量designedo increase productivity.16600:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,510没错虽然很疯狂但的确很有效Y eah, it's crazy, but it totally works.16700:08:14,650 --> 00:08:15,590看吧我们不用3分钟Look, we made is Penny Blossom16800:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,970就完成了一个佩妮花花in under three minutes.16900:08:17,710 --> 00:08:21,100很赞但似乎我更加一头雾水了Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers.17000:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,340佩妮在做头饰Penny's making hair accessories.17100:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,820我的工作是最优化生产过程I'm helping her optimize her manufacturing process.17200:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,790好了休息时间结束Alright, break's over.17300:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,680听好命令你们全体为一...* Pay attention to orders now you one and all...17400:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,990等等你用的什么黏合剂?Hold on. What are you using as a bonding agent?17500:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,140热熔胶Hot glue.17600:08:34,340 --> 00:08:34,790不会吧Y ou're kidding.17700:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,360任何快干胶都比它好Any of the cnoacrylates would do a better job.17800:08:37,470 --> 00:08:39,090不管用这花容易渗水It won't work, the flower'too porous.17900:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,330我们把矽胶原液注进底层What if we infused the bottom layer18000:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,000这样就有了一个更牢固的底座with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface?18100:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,700好主意Intriguing.18200:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,940问得好Good question.18300:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,880你有什么市场营销渠道吗?Wh are your marketing and distribution channels?18400:08:48,990 --> 00:08:50,420呃和我一起工作的女招待Well, ere are the waitresses at my work,18500:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,790在旧城镇里有一间小巧可爱的商店...and this cute, little shop in Old Town...18600:08:51,890 --> 00:08:53,580停停停没有什么实体店存在Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush-- virtually non-existent.18700:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,720我在考虑我们首先为她I'm thinking that we set her up18800:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,970建立一个电子商务监控系统with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start.18900:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,720还要什么中介系统呢Why not eliminate the middle man?19000:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,060我们可以装一个小服务器群We could install a small server farm19100:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,710IP地址直接是她卧室!with a static IP in her bedroom.19200:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,740那她就需要一些工业制冷系统了She'd need some kind of industrial cooling system.19300:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,400当然了不过慢着Of course, but before we set up19400:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,180我们建立市场营销基础设施之前a marketing andistribution infrastructure,19500:09:09,270 --> 00:09:11,560必须先完善生产过程we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process.19600:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,810首先现在有个严重问题To start with, she has a terrible problem19700:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,640闪粉因为受潮而凝固成块了with moisture-induced glitter clump.19800:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,940是啊真是难伺候Y eah, it's a bitch.19900:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,510这我以前见过Uh, I've seen this before.20000:09:24,670 --> 00:09:25,520在哪儿?Where?20100:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,110脱衣舞娘常遇到的问题It's a common stripper problem.20200:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,190她们一跳舞一流汗就凝固了嘛They dance, they swe, they clump.20300:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,370你是不是在考虑Are you thinking about adding20400:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,830加点硫酸钙进去用作干燥剂呢?a desiccant ke calcium sulfate?20500:09:40,390 --> 00:09:43,310其实我在想一个叫薇迦的脱衣舞娘Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named V ega.20600:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,760当然啦可以用硫酸钙But re, calcium sulfate could work.20700:09:50,050 --> 00:09:52,050让我们再想想别的Let's think out the box for a moment.20800:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,900用分子筛怎么样How about a molecular sieve?20900:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,840我厨房里有个意面筛子I've got a spaghetti strainer in the kitchen.21000:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,070我们可以从化学实验室Hey, we could liberate some21100:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,730拿些微孔活性炭出来micro-porous charcoal from the chem lab.21200:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,170很好拉杰你和霍华德去拿活性炭Oh, great.Raj, why don't you and Howard go get the charcoal?21300:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,110莱纳德你去给网站做个初步设计Leonard, why don't you start working on preliminary web site designs.21400:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,160我去我们公寓里腾些地方出来I'll make some space in our apartment21500:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,980这样我们可以展开生产过程so we can move the manufacturing process.21600:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,680我的公寓哪里不好了?Well, what's wrong with my apartment?21700:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,450这里不是我的公寓It's not my apartment.21800:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,960等等我该干什么Wait, wait, what am I going to do?21900:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,760呃这是你的生意Uh, hey, it's your business.22000:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,790做你想做的任何事Do whatever you want22100:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,130好真不错Okay, cool.22200:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,850我要睡一觉I'm gonna take a nap.22300:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,160我还在修改中I'm still twinking things a little bit,22400:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,600但能给你们看网站的大致样子了but this will give you the general idea of the Web site.22500:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,670你们觉得怎么样So, what do you guys think?22600:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,860呃不管我用何种方式说出来Uh, pretty much any way I say that22700:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,350都会伤到他的感情的is going to hurt his feelings.22800:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,710有什么问题吗Okay, what's wrong with it?22900:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,830有什么问题What's wrong with it?23000:11:03,970 --> 00:11:05,110不是你我没在问你Not you. I wasn't asking you.23100:11:07,310 --> 00:11:07,930佩妮Penny?23200:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,890呃有一点点幼稚Uh, well, it's a little juvenile.23300:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,670看着像一个13岁女孩的I mean, it kind of looks like the MySpace page23400:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,910个人主页of a 13-year-old girl.23500:11:15,430 --> 00:11:16,600不像啊No, it doesn't.23600:11:16,850 --> 00:11:20,390拜托约会热线都可以拿这个来吸引色狼了Please. Dateline could use it to attract predators.23700:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,560佩妮这是你的公司Penny, this is your enterprise,23800:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,020所以最终决议权在于你so it's ultimately your decision,23900:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,560但基于他工作的质量but based on the quality of his work,24000:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,730我强烈建议开除莱纳德I'd strongly recommend that we let Leonard go.24100:11:33,550 --> 00:11:34,540你想开除我?Y ou want to fire me?24200:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,560我怎么想都没有关系这是佩妮的决定What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.24300:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,460佩妮?Penny?24400:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,980等等既然我做得那么糟Excuse me, but if I did such a bad job,24500:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,660那为什么已经有人下订单了then why do we already have orders?24600:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,410真的吗We do?24700:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,720看Uh-huh. Look.24800:11:47,090 --> 00:11:50,880阿拉巴马亨斯维尔的菲奥娜·冯戴尔太太要两个Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two.24900:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,100没开玩笑吧两个?No kidding. Two? Uh-huh25000:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,180看那些评论Look at the comments.25100:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,830谢谢佩妮花花这些为我遮羞再好不过了Thank you, Penny Blossoms. These will be perfect, to cover my bald spot."25200:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,550真感动that is so sweet.25300:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,560当作遮羞的用途Camouflaging bald spots.25400:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,250这能够吸引男士目光That's primarily a male concern.25500:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,970也许我们可以扩大市场Perhaps could expand our market.25600:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,920花花发卡怎么能吸引男人呢How are flower barrettes going to appeal to men?25700:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,720我们加上蓝牙!We add Bluetooth!25800:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,230太聪明了男人喜欢蓝牙Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth.25900:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,510等等等等Wait a minute, wait a minute,26000:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,710你想做一个装有蓝牙的发卡?you want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth?26100:12:25,860 --> 00:12:29,130佩妮任何东西加上了蓝牙都会好很多Penny, everything is better with Bluetooth.26200:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,690噢天啊Holy crap.26300:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,380有人刚订了一千个佩妮花花Someone just ordered a thousand Penny Blossoms.26400:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,400怎么可能Get out!26500:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,660谁会需要一千个带莱茵石的Who needs a thousand sparkly flower barrettes26600:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,110花花发卡with rhinestones?26700:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,160第五届新泽西州东卢瑟福德"The Fifth Annual East Rutherford, New Jersey,26800:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,030男同女同双性恋者和变性人联盟宴会Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance Luau."26900:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,290噢又一个可以开拓的市场Oh, another market to expand27000:12:51,410 --> 00:12:52,740裸体基佬To balding gay men.27100:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,220我打赌女同们喜欢蓝牙And I'll bet lesbians love Bluetooth.27200:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,520我们该开始工作了We should get to work.27300:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,490等等为什么他要一天内加急交货Wait, wait, why does it say "one-day rush"?27400:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,540我们什么时候提供加急服务了Since when do we offer a one-day rush?27500:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,510亚马逊购书网提供加急服务的Amazon offers one-day rush.27600:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,450但他们又不需要把书黏在一起Y eah, but they don't have to glue the books together.27700:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,800我们怎么才能在一天内How the hell are we going to make27800:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,660做出一千个佩妮花花呢a thousand Penny Blossoms in one day?27900:13:13,010 --> 00:13:13,910别对我吼啊Don't yell at me.28000:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,010我又不是负责生产的我只负责网页设计I'm not manufacturing. I'm just Web design.28100:13:16,900 --> 00:13:19,180好吧我要去打电话取消订单Okay, well, I'm gonna have to call and cancel the order.28200:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,220什么Excuse me,28300:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,200这难道不正是你的目标吗but was this not your goal?28400:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,700通过企业的独特性Financial independence28500:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,920和创新性来达到经济独立的目的through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation?28600:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,910是我的独特性和创新性但仍是你的目标My brilliance and innovation, of course, but still.28700:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,630我只是不知道我们怎么才能完成这活I just don't see how we can pull this off.28800:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,950就是这种支吾的语气和自我怀疑That, right there, that equivotion and self-doubt,28900:13:36,220 --> 00:13:38,280这可不是美国精神that is not the American spirit.29000:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,350戴维·克罗基特[拓荒时代英雄]放弃阿拉莫了吗Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo?29100:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,980吉姆·鲍伊[美国英雄人物]放弃了吗Did Jim Bowie?29200:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,530他们是没放弃他们被宰了They didn't quit.They were massacred...29300:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,550被无数愤怒的墨西哥人宰了by like a gazillion angry Mexicans.29400:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,030这么说吧Let me put it this way.29500:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,430你这单的毛收入Y our gross receipts on this one order29600:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,060将会超过3000美金只要工作一晚will be over $3,000 for one night's work.29700:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,830大家开工Y ou guys get started.29800:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,520你在干嘛What are you doing?29900:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,180上网买鞋子Going online to buy shoes!30000:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,700。

生活大爆炸The Big Bang Theory第十二季英文字幕 S12

Although, when you think about it, Lego is the
perfect metaphor for marital congress.
Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap.
Oh, that's the sound you were making.
Bang! Is it nice having Sheldon and Amy away
on their honeymoon? Yeah, because now
Leonard and I get all this alone time. But you're not alone. We're here. Yes. (sighs) Yes, you are. BERNADETTE: Would you like us to leave so you and Leonard can talk about all the things you have in common? LEONARD: Ha, ha, she called your bluff. KOOTHRAPPALI: So, something pretty cool happened. Channel 3 asked me to be on the news tomorrow night to talk about the meteor shower. - Oh, that's great. - Hey! - Congratulations. You know, that's how Neil deGrasse Tyson got his start. He went from the Hayden Planetarium to guesting on the local news to ruining everyone's favorite movies on the Internet. KOOTHRAPPALI: Now it's happening to me. Ooh, I should probably make a list of all the scientific inaccuracies in Mamma Mia 2. You're gonna go on live TV and admit you've seen that movie? Hey, your husband's the one who took me. Meryl Streep and Cher? Yeah, I saw it. (loud noise) Sounds like someone's in there. My God, what if Sheldon and Amy are getting robbed? Or worse, what if they're back early? They're not; they just posted a picture in front of the Statue of Liberty. - Real or Lego? -Lego. So, what should we do? Should someone go check it out? I would, but I got to be on TV tomorrow. Got to protect the money. Oh, yeah, someone's definitely in there. Okay, let's go into our apartment. We'll lock the door, we'll call the pol Hello?! Anyone in there?! - Yes? - Oh, uh, Mr. Fowler. Sorry, we didn't know you were here. We-we actually thought someone was breaking

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00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,630老天爷啊Oh, boy.200:00:06,330 --> 00:00:07,330干嘛What?300:00:07,330 --> 00:00:11,430我无法在不违法协议的情况下批评你的作品I can't comment without violating our agreement that i'll not criticize your work.400:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,160那你还说"老天爷"Then what was "Oh, boy"?500:00:14,230 --> 00:00:17,460我已经相当克制自己了Great restraint on my part.600:00:17,530 --> 00:00:20,060我的科学研究没有问题There's nothing wrong with the science here.700:00:20,130 --> 00:00:22,500你所谓的"科学研究" 跟我的相比Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do800:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,830相差甚远吧when you say, "Science."900:00:31,230 --> 00:00:32,900这样呢Okay, how's that?1000:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,660其实刚刚的才是对的Y ou actually had it right in the first place.1100:00:36,660 --> 00:00:41,460你又掉进我的经典恶作剧陷阱了Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.1200:00:41,530 --> 00:00:42,600气死你Bazinga!1300:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,360收到一封很怪的邮件Now here's a peculiar e-mail.1400:00:50,430 --> 00:00:52,730大学校长要我明天早上8点The president of the university wants me to meet him1500:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,860去他办公室见他at his office tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m.1600:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,860-为什么-没说- Why? - It doesn't say.1700:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,700肯定是紧急事件It must be an emergency.1800:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,400大学里的人都知道我8点吃早餐Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8:001900:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,9608点20肠胃开始消化and move my bowels at 8:20.2000:01:03,030 --> 00:01:07,160没用啁啾鸟网站前过的是什么日子Y es, how did we live before Twitter?2100:01:08,830 --> 00:01:10,630明天早上就知道什么事了I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.2200:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,460还要14个小时呢That's 14 hours away.2300:01:13,530 --> 00:01:14,860接下来840分钟For the next 840 minutes,2400:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,300我会像海森堡的粒子I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles;2500:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,800只知道自己的地点或移动速度I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going,2600:01:19,860 --> 00:01:20,960但却不能同时知道两者but I can't know both.2700:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,700那我怎么受得了Y et how am I supposed to carry on2800:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,730这些恼人的东西老在我脑子里乱转with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?2900:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,630我很清楚这种感觉Y eah, I know the feeling.3000:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,660莱纳德Leonard? Leonard?3100:01:56,730 --> 00:01:58,430莱纳德Leonard?3200:01:59,590 --> 00:02:01,260谢尔顿现在是早上2点啊Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning.3300:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,830怎么每个人都跟我说现在几点Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is?3400:02:04,890 --> 00:02:05,930每个人Everybody?3500:02:05,990 --> 00:02:08,960你大学校长还有他妻子Y ou, the president of the university, his wife,3600:02:09,030 --> 00:02:10,790他们气急败坏的女儿their sullen teenage daughter.3700:02:10,860 --> 00:02:16,260他们全家都对现在几点别人知不知道很感兴趣That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it.3800:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,530你居然在半夜跑去塞伯特校长家Y ou went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the night?3900:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,360他没回复我的邮件He didn't respond to my e-mail,4000:02:21,430 --> 00:02:22,590我又不知道他的电话his phone number is unlisted.4100:02:22,660 --> 00:02:25,230那我还能怎么办Tell me what my other option was.4200:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,630你可以等到早上啊Y ou could have waited until morning.4300:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,130对对于你是不可能I know, look who I'm talking to.4400:02:31,230 --> 00:02:33,930你还记得我向Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:36,760国家科学基金会提交的申请去北极勘测to the National Science Foundation to detect slow-moving monopoles4600:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,560慢速磁单极子的申请吗at the magnetic North Pole?4700:02:38,630 --> 00:02:42,430一天不记都不行呢Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.4800:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,130你真好A w, how nice.4900:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,430基金会的北极考察队员Well, a space opened up5000:02:46,490 --> 00:02:50,130确定最后一刻空出了空位at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle.5100:02:50,190 --> 00:02:52,830等等Wait a minute.5200:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,490他批准让你去北极He offered to send you to the North Pole?5300:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,660对Y es.5400:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,790他还相当热情呢In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.5500:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,090他说"坦白说"He said, "Frankly,5600:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,760"我巴不得今晚就送你去"if I could send you tonight, I would."5700:03:03,830 --> 00:03:07,060那你想去吗Okay, well, do you want to go?5800:03:07,130 --> 00:03:09,130当然不想Of course not.5900:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,560我是理论物理学家I'm a theoretical physicist.6000:03:10,630 --> 00:03:13,860我选这个职业完全出于能在家办公A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors,6100:03:13,930 --> 00:03:18,790但如果我能在北极勘测出慢速磁单极子but if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there,6200:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,560我就能成为证明弦理论的科学家I will be the scientis to confirm string theory.6300:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,630人们会写书赞扬我People will write books about me.6400:03:23,690 --> 00:03:29,090三年级学生会做意粉画描绘我的一生呢Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.6500:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,760当然说不定画个我揍死你的场景Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.6600:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,430冷嘲热讽?Sarcasm?6700:03:35,490 --> 00:03:37,130有可能Maybe.6800:03:39,130 --> 00:03:41,330真叫人难以取舍I'm on the horns of a dilemma.6900:03:41,390 --> 00:03:45,260你能想象我谢尔顿·库珀在北极吗Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole?7000:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,360小菜一碟我现在就想着呢Easy peasy, I'm doing it right now.7100:03:47,430 --> 00:03:50,590但我怕冷啊莱纳德I'm not good with cold, Leonard.7200:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,730我们都多少次因为我喝冰吸太快How often have we had to leave a movie theater7300:03:52,790 --> 00:03:53,890结果头疼because I got a headache7400:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,590提前离开电影院了from drinking the Icee too fast?7500:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,690我不能去I can't go.7600:03:57,790 --> 00:03:58,890那就别去Well, then don't go.7700:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,360你怎么能这么说How can you say that?7800:04:01,430 --> 00:04:03,490难得的科学机遇就在眼前The scientific opportunity of a lifetime7900:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,830我最好的朋友却让我不要去presents itself and my best friend says "Don't go."8000:04:05,890 --> 00:04:07,060那就去呗All right, then go.8100:04:07,130 --> 00:04:10,430听听你说的话Listen to you.8200:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,790我怎么去啊How can I possibly go?8300:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,260谢尔顿我到底要说什么Sheldon, what are the words I can say right now8400:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,890才能结束这个话题让我回去睡觉to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep?8500:04:17,960 --> 00:04:23,960真奇怪塞伯特校长也这么问我Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question.8600:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,960结果呢How was it resolved?8700:04:26,030 --> 00:04:30,660没结果她妻子放狗咬我结果没下文了It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot.8800:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,790想象一下如果他答应了Just imagine. If he says yes,00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:39,230我们就能享受整个没谢尔顿的夏天we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon.9000:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,790我们能去户外玩儿We could play outside.9100:04:42,930 --> 00:04:45,560我们能坐在沙发左边We could sit on the left side of the couch.9200:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,460我能在8点20上厕所I could use the bathroom at 8:20.9300:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,090我们的梦想真渺小啊Our dreams are very small, aren't they?9400:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,590好消息先生们我暂时接受了Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively accepted...9500:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,160好耶Y eah!9600:05:06,490 --> 00:05:09,690加入北极考察队的邀请...the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition.9700:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,230-没有你怎么行-祝马到成功- It's not gonna be the same without you. - Godspeed.9800:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,100谢谢但别高兴得太早Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature.9900:05:17,170 --> 00:05:19,700我有不祥的预感Ooh, I don't like where this is going.10000:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,570我正式提议I would like to propose...10100:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,240你们三个和我一起去that the three of you accompany me.10200:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,600去北极?To the North Pole?10300:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,900是滴Y es.10400:05:28,970 --> 00:05:32,240是为了确保你走后我们不会碰你的东西么Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away?10500:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,940我承认我是有此顾虑I'll admit that was a concern.10600:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,070但事实是But the fact is,10700:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,740我需要一个团队协助我I'll need a support team.10800:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,000你们三个呢And the three of you10900:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,070是我的最佳人选are my first choice.11000:05:41,140 --> 00:05:41,820真的Really?11100:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,870的确有很多人比你们更加够格Well, there are others who might be more qualified,11200:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,130但一想到要面试他们我就胃疼but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache.11300:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,870我知道这个提议比较重大Now, I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking,11400:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,670你们花几分钟讨论一下吧so why don't you take a few moments to discuss it?11500:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,770我们不会真要和他We're not really gonna go to the North Pole11600:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,970跑去北极吧with him, are we?11700:05:58,030 --> 00:06:01,130我现在还能听得到I'm still within earshot!11800:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,730你们得等我把门关上Y ou may want to wait for my door to close.11900:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,500我们不会真要和他We're not really gonna go12000:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,500跑去北极吧to the North Pole with him, are we?12100:06:08,570 --> 00:06:10,170等下咱们想想Hang on. Let's talk about it.12200:06:10,230 --> 00:06:11,700这是国家科学基金探险项目This is a National Science Foundation expedition.12300:06:11,770 --> 00:06:14,730咱们怎么能拒绝呢I don't know how we can turn it down.12400:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,830简单不是说我们不想参加基金探险项目Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't want to go on an NSF expedition,"12500:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,070而是我们不想花say, "No, we don't want to spend12600:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,830跟一个疯子杵在北极圈的小木屋里"three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle12700:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,970长达三个月with an anal nutbag."12800:06:25,030 --> 00:06:29,530但如果我们能成为证实弦理论团队的一员But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory,12900:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,830我们就能去任何大学城的酒吧免费喝酒we could drink for free in any bar in any college town13000:06:32,900 --> 00:06:37,830只要那个大学有比较强的科学研究组织with a university that has a strong science program.13100:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,230霍华德这可是重大科研项目Howard, this is big science.13200:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,270你可以成为那个组建仪器的工程师Y ou could be the engineer who builds the equipment13300:06:41,330 --> 00:06:43,130我们能因此上杂志封面呢that puts us on the cover of magazines.13400:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,330我也可以成为那个造出一把弩弓I could also be the engineer13500:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,400用来射杀谢尔顿的工程师who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon.13600:06:51,730 --> 00:06:55,170你仍然可能因此上杂志Y ou still might get on a magazine.13700:06:55,230 --> 00:06:58,500你们俩真的慎重考虑过了So you guys are seriously considering this?13800:06:58,570 --> 00:07:01,100-是的-你们觉得能受得了谢尔顿- Y es. - And you think you can put up with Sheldon?13900:07:01,170 --> 00:07:04,000我是印度人嘛Well, I'm a Hindu.14000:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,730我的信仰告诉我今生的苦难My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life14100:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,430来世将转为福音we are rewarded in the next.14200:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,670和谢尔顿在北极历练三个月Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon,14300:07:10,730 --> 00:07:14,500我能重生成一个身材火爆又会飞的亿万富翁and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!14400:07:20,330 --> 00:07:24,730先生们做出决定了么Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?14500:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,270我加入I'm in.14600:07:26,330 --> 00:07:27,900我也加入Me, too.14700:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,870晕死给我压力从了Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.14800:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,630很好Excellent.14900:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,800友情提示下Just an FYI,15000:07:34,870 --> 00:07:37,500既然我是考察队的队长as I am the expedition's team leader,15100:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,530按规定你应该说"好的队长"protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir."15200:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,400不过别担心But don't worry,15300:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,570会有新生培训的there will be a briefing.15400:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,200佩妮Penny.15500:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,300谢尔顿Sheldon.15600:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,130佩妮Penny.15700:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,230谢尔顿Sheldon.15800:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,230佩妮Penny.15900:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,230谢尔顿Sheldon.16000:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,230佩妮Penny.16100:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,230谢尔顿Sheldon.16200:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,230佩妮Penny!16300:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,230谢尔顿Sheldon!16400:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,230佩妮Penny!16500:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,670你要干嘛What do you want?16600:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,470我想进入芝士蛋糕厂的步入式冷藏室I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.16700:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,830亲爱的我说过了Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger16800:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,200汉堡的肉饼是冷鲜保存的meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.16900:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,600不这回是为了三个月的北极考察训练No. This is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole.17000:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,770什么What?17100:08:30,830 --> 00:08:34,970我不知道这句话哪里让你听不懂了I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...17200:08:36,430 --> 00:08:39,470说详细点我将和莱纳德沃罗威茨库萨帕里but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle17300:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,330一切去北极圈with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.17400:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,530你们都去Y ou're all going?17500:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,170-是的-去三个月- Y es. - For three months?17600:08:44,230 --> 00:08:44,870是的Y es.17700:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,330不好意思Excuse me.17800:08:49,370 --> 00:08:51,770冷藏室的事你到底是同意还是不同意啊Is that a yes or a no on the freezer?17900:08:51,830 --> 00:08:55,000这女人的注意力跟小虫虫差不多The woman has the attention span of a gnat.18000:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,800-嗨莱纳德-嗨- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.18100:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,870谢尔顿说你们要去北极Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole.18200:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,400是啊另类吧Y eah. Pretty cool, huh?18300:09:00,470 --> 00:09:03,470是啊只是有点惊讶你没告诉我Y eah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.18400:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,670事情发生得太快了Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast.18500:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,370我们忙着体检买保暖内衣And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear18600:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,370还得研究下积雪这些东西and study up on, you know, snow and stuff.18700:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,400抱歉我本来要告诉你的Sorry, I was gonna tell you.18800:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,400你不用道歉Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize.18900:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,130没有说你必须告诉我There's no reason you have to tell me.19000:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,870我只不过有点惊讶罢了I was just... you know, surprised.19100:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,300是啊你很忙Y es, yes, you were busy,19200:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,570你很惊讶激动人心you were surprised, all very fascinating.19300:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,370冷藏室的事说到哪了Now where do we stand on the freezer?19400:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,670他说真的吗Is he serious?19500:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,530事实上会有帮助的Actually, it would help.19600:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,300好吧我尽量吧All right, I'll see what I can do.19700:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,830去北极呆三个月So, three months at the North Pole.19800:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,430真是Wow, that is...19900:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,170棒极了awesome.20000:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,300是啊Y eah.20100:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,600不好意思你所谓的"尽量"I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this20200:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,470到底是什么意思"see what you can do" plan into action?20300:09:43,730 --> 00:09:46,700给你提个醒谢尔顿Just a warning, Sheldon.20400:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,900那个冷藏室是从外面锁门的The freezer locks from the outside.20500:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,000-你觉得她难过吗-没有- She seems upset to you? - No.20600:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,700-你觉得她难过吗-没有- Did she seem upset to you? - No.20700:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,600很好我猜对了Oh, good, I got it right.20800:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,670你难过吗Are you upset?20900:10:05,670 --> 00:10:06,790有一点A little bit.21000:10:07,500 --> 00:10:11,600两击两中我真厉害Two for two. I'm on fire.21100:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,130我知道她不是我的女朋友I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything, 21200:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,170但是你不觉得我整个夏天都不在but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad21300:10:16,230 --> 00:10:18,270她会感到些许的难过吗that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer?21400:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,270感觉像个附加题That feels like a bonus question.21500:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,560见好就收啦我好开心哦I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.21600:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,460好了这次的训练目的All right, the purpose of this drill21700:10:40,510 --> 00:10:43,540是使我们适应在即将面对的北极圈内极度寒冷的温度下is to acclimate us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures21800:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,510使用各种工具such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.21900:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,090你的工具呢Where are your tools?22000:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,720就在这里Right here.22100:10:49,780 --> 00:10:53,100好了队员们打开练习工具箱All right, team, open up your practice kits.22200:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,910由于校方不允许我As the university did not permit me22300:10:54,970 --> 00:10:56,520把实际用到的器材带到to bring the actual equipment we'll be using22400:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,950蛋糕厂来因为貌似呢to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently,22500:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,160我简直"不可理喻"I'm "ridiculous,"22600:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,990我提供的替代器材I've provided substitutes22700:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,860将极好地锻炼你们的动手技巧which will exercise your fine motor skills.22800:11:04,930 --> 00:11:09,140莱纳德你要处理一系列复杂的数学问题Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems22900:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,910使用我在3年级时勇夺地球科学金牌时获得的on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received23000:11:12,980 --> 00:11:16,390老式卡西欧1175型计算器手表when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade.23100:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,980要好好待它Treat it with respect.23200:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,970拉杰你要在六英寸高的精灵王子模型上Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a V an Dyke23300:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,700画出连鬓胡和短尖髯on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf.23400:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,390记住了Now, remember,23500:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,320短尖髯是没有八字胡的山羊胡a V an Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.23600:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,700沃罗威茨你要在Wolowitz, you will be completing23700:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,070经典儿童游戏"手术"上面a series of delicate surgical procedures23800:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,760完成一系列精细外科手术on the classic children's game "Operation."23900:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,130首先To begin with, you will24000:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,010切除尺骨赢得200美刀"remove funny bone for two hundred dollars."24100:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,400我去麻省理工就因为这个For this I went to MIT.24200:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,250开始And begin.24300:12:00,180 --> 00:12:03,070我好像吞了一些颜料I think I swallowed some paint!24400:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,670带着手套我按不了按键I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.24500:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,160冻死我了Oh, son of a bitch!24600:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,740万事开头难Adversity is to be expected.24700:12:12,810 --> 00:12:13,920继续Continue.24800:12:13,990 --> 00:12:17,370靠这下我要被起诉了Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued.24900:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,380我做不到Okay, I can't do this.25000:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,500我也做不到Me either.25100:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,140先生们想象一下Gentlemen, use your imagination.25200:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,290创新Innovate.25300:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,950韩梭罗让天行者卢克Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker25400:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,760冻死在冰雪星球霍斯上了吗freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?25500:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,040没有No.25600:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,920他切开一只圣兽He cut open a tauntaun25700:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,180用它内部的体热给他取暖and used its internal body heat to warm him up.25800:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,690各位听见啦Y ou heard the man.25900:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,300把他摁倒我来剁开他Hold him down and I'll cut him open.26000:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,850等一下我知道我不具备领导潜质Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership,26100:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,960但我不理解为什么不能在考察站but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment26200:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,830装配好器材然后再拿出去呢inside the hut and then take it outside.26300:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,000我没想到哦I hadn't thought of that.26400:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,120训练完毕I guess we're done here.26500:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,520来尝尝这个Here, drink slash eat this.26600:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,990什么啊What is it?26700:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,220热巧克力加一块黄油Hot chocolate with a stick of butter.26800:13:04,290 --> 00:13:07,640为啥Okay, why?26900:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,680因为在北极的严寒下Because in the frigid temperatures in the Arctic,27000:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,850我们每天至少要摄入5千卡路里we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day27100:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,430来维持自身体重just to maintain our body weight.27200:13:13,490 --> 00:13:15,060谢尔顿你明知我不能吃黄油Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter.27300:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,220我会乳糖过敏I'm lactose intolerant.27400:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,570早就想到了那是一块Way ahead of you, that's an27500:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,050"难以置信居然不含黄油"[人造奶油]"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick.27600:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,850妈咪但是别人都要去北极But mammy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.27700:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,160我不管别人做什么I don't care what the other guys are doing.27800:13:25,220 --> 00:13:29,010如果他们想要跳孟加拉湾游泳去斯里兰卡If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka,27900:13:29,010 --> 00:13:29,990你也跟着去吗would you follow them?28000:13:30,050 --> 00:13:33,100你在我身后唠叨的话我就跳If you were standing behind me nagging, I might.28100:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,350别跟你母亲顶嘴Don't talk back to your mother.28200:13:35,420 --> 00:13:38,010这个太危险了拉杰This trip is much too dangerous, Rajesh.28300:13:38,010 --> 00:13:38,810不是的No, it's not.28400:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,930霍华德告诉他们Howard, tell them.28500:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,610库萨帕里医生和夫人你们好Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste.28600:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,010我能理解你们的担心I understand your concern,28700:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,030如果能让你们感觉好一点连我母亲都同意让我去呢but if it'll make you feel any better, my mother is fine with me going,28800:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,200她可是直到我17岁才把我床上的安全栏拿掉and this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17.28900:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,040她不关心她儿子会不会被海象吃掉?So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?29000:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,840这不可能库萨帕里夫人That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali.29100:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,150如果拉杰死了If Raj dies,29200:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,080也只会因为冻伤坏疽严重晒伤it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn29300:14:05,150 --> 00:14:09,020或者被1500磅重的北极熊撕成碎片or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear.29400:14:09,090 --> 00:14:12,980妈妈我把你接到免提上跟拉杰的父母通话Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.29500:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,020您能告诉他们您同意我去北极吗Can you tell them that you're okay with me going to the Arctic?29600:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,240北极Arctic?!29700:14:17,300 --> 00:14:21,050我以为你说的是阿肯色州I thought you said Arkansas!29800:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,700我没那么说I didn't say that.29900:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,080你从来都不仔细听Y ou never listen to me!300。

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00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,210好了灭了Okay, it's done.200:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,420伙计们Look, guys, for the future,300:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,160我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛I don't mind killing the big spiders,400:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,370但那么小的不用我出手吧But you have to at least try with the little ones.500:00:08,430 --> 00:00:09,200佩妮拜托Penny, please.600:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,930我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.700:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,300谢尔顿没那么严重Sheldon, it's not so bad.800:00:14,370 --> 00:00:16,670不严重简直是毛骨悚然Not bad? it's horrible.900:00:16,730 --> 00:00:18,840你觉得像听故事一样I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,1000:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,370以为不会发生在你身上But you never think it'll happen to you.1100:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,470他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛So they steamed your dumplings.1200:00:22,470 --> 00:00:23,750算了吧Get over it.1300:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,970拜托换个新话题New topic, please.1400:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,360好吧佩妮All right, penny.1500:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,230我借这个机会向你表达Let me take this opportunity to point out1600:00:31,230 --> 00:00:34,820你今天看起来相当令人销魂That you are looking particularly ravishing today.1700:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,190霍华德一千个套套都别想Not with a thousand condoms, howard.1800:00:40,820 --> 00:00:43,360这么说还真有个数量So, there is a number.1900:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,690拜托换个新话题Okay, new topic, please.2000:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,990你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?2100:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,520-别说嘘-虾米- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!2200:00:51,590 --> 00:00:53,560楼上的人要搬了The people upstairs are moving out.2300:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,160别说No!2400:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,620恐怖至极The horror...2500:00:57,990 --> 00:01:00,790你干嘛非要提这事呢Why would you just say something like that?2600:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,620不不不No, no, no, no, no, no, no...2700:01:03,990 --> 00:01:05,860那我还能怎么说How else was I supposed to say it?2800:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,750慢一点就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.2900:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,520不能直接丢进去You don't just drop it in.3000:01:10,590 --> 00:01:14,760要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间You let the bag sit in the water a while.3100:01:14,820 --> 00:01:17,520恐怖至极The horror...3200:01:17,590 --> 00:01:19,460谢尔顿我保证不会有事的Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.3300:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,160不可能会好了No, it's not going to be fine.3400:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,290改变总是不好的Change is never fine.3500:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,720人们说改变是好事事实才不是They say it is, but it's not.3600:01:25,290 --> 00:01:27,790亲爱的你认识那些要搬的人吗Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?3700:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,290我从没见过他们I never met them.3800:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,960这样他们才完美That's what made them perfect.3900:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,190不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.4000:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,660不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.4100:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,840这一家就像是一窝小猫They may as well have been a family of4200:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,420从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.4300:01:42,890 --> 00:01:45,990但没有尿液中恼人的氨味Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.4400:01:47,390 --> 00:01:49,620我保证新来的也会安安静静的Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,090你怎么知道You can't know that.4600:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,660你怎么可能知道How can you possibly know that?4700:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,390对我不知道告诉你You're right, I can't. you know what?4800:01:54,460 --> 00:01:57,190任何人都可能租那个房Anyone could rent that apartment now.4900:01:57,190 --> 00:02:00,420歌剧歌手啦跺脚舞演员啦an opera singer, the cast of stomp...5000:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,590有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.5100:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,220你干嘛要越搞越糟Why are you making it worse?5200:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,760我想搞好点他不干而已I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.5300:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,860对啊真是好主意You're right! that's a great idea.5400:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,720-什么-我去租那个房- What? - I'll take the apartment upstairs.5500:02:15,790 --> 00:02:17,960我就能摆脱我妈I can finally get away from my mother5600:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,660我们也有更多时间聚聚And we can all spend some more time together.5700:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,190明白我的用意吧If you catch my drift.5800:02:25,490 --> 00:02:27,760恐怖至极The horror...5900:02:52,420 --> 00:02:55,480等等你真以为我会相信Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe6000:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,190社交礼仪规定that social protocol dictates we6100:02:57,190 --> 00:02:59,080我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家Break our backs helplping wolowitz move,6200:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,090而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗and then he only need buy us a pizza?6300:03:01,940 --> 00:03:05,440抱歉事实就是这样I'm sorry, that really is how it works.6400:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,370你骗我You' tricking me.6500:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,370说实话好处到底是什么You tell me the truth, what do we get?6600:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,170拉杰搭救我吧Raj, help me out here.6700:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,300你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.6800:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,000我就知道I knew it!6900:03:19,140 --> 00:03:21,640PS3 肯定选PS3Ps3, definitely ps3.7000:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,340有谁会选山地车Who would pick a mountain bike?7100:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,340别再自责了妈Enough with the guilt, ma.7200:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,870我们还会见面We'll still see each other.7300:03:28,940 --> 00:03:30,840我每天晚上回来和你吃饭I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.7400:03:30,900 --> 00:03:34,140你会才怪呢The hell you will!7500:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,570我这成什么了星级餐馆吗What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?7600:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,100这里像橄榄园餐厅吗Does this look like olive garden?!7700:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,270我知道了你生气Okay, I get it, you're angry.7800:03:45,340 --> 00:03:48,170你不想让你的小小鸟离巢You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.7900:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,640小小鸟"little bird"?8000:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,540你都快30了You're almost 30!8100:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,170看在上帝的份上快飞吧Fly, for god's sake!8200:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,870行我不走了Fine, I'll stay!8300:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,000高兴了吧疯婆子Ya happy, crazy lady?8400:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,210肯定高兴死了I sure as hell hope so,8500:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,040因为你就是要毁掉我的生活because you're ruining my life!8600:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,640佩妮我是莱纳德Hey, penny? it's leonard.8700:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,840好消息你不用把头放进烤箱了Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.8800:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,700看来也不用戴这个了I guess I won't be needing this.00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:18,470苍天啊Oh, no...9000:04:18,540 --> 00:04:21,970新来滴The new ones.9100:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,940他们来了They're here.9200:04:26,340 --> 00:04:28,900冷静点我们还不了解他们呢Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.9300:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,600你这是干嘛What are you doing?9400:04:33,670 --> 00:04:34,870我查查有没有乐器I'm checking for musical instruments.9500:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,770像不像响板的声音Does that sound like castanets to you?9600:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,570盒子上写着厨房呢The box says "kitchen."9700:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,660那又怎样So?9800:04:42,660 --> 00:04:45,400毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?9900:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,140你们好Hello?10000:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,900-你好-你好Hello. hello.10100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:53,270-你好-你好-你好Hello. hello. hello.10200:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,240我叫艾丽西娅I'm Alicia.10300:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,470我搬来楼上住I'm moving in upstairs.10400:04:57,540 --> 00:04:59,470那真是太好了That is so great.10500:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,070我叫莱纳德Oh, I'm leonard.10600:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,370我住下面I live downstairs.10700:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,370在这层的楼上不过还是在你下面啦Upstairs from here, but under you.10800:05:05,440 --> 00:05:10,100不是在你人下面是你楼下Not under you per se, but under your apartment.10900:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,000挺好That's nice.11000:05:12,070 --> 00:05:15,240是啊挺好Yeah, it is.11100:05:15,300 --> 00:05:19,270你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...11200:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,340你好Hello.11300:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,440你好Hello.11400:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,540你好Hello.11500:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,850从一到十打分On a scale of one to ten11600:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,170你怎么给自己打分呢How light of foot would you describe yourself11700:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,680一表示一点也不像猫With one being not cat-like at al11800:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,740十表示你是猫中之猫And ten being freakishly feline?11900:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,640猫中之猫？"freakishly feline"?12000:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,770这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?12100:05:41,770 --> 00:05:42,940先不说这个We'll come back to that one.12200:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,140谢尔顿Sheldon...12300:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,700等一下Hang on.12400:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,280你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞Are you now or have you ever been a salsa12500:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,870爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞Irish folk or break-dancer?12600:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,570没No.12700:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,940你弄得别人不舒服了You're making her uncomfortable.12800:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,400抱歉Oh, I'm sorry.12900:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,500到现在为止你表现很不错Well, if it helps you feel any better13000:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,540希望能让你感觉好点you're doing very well so far.13100:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,500下个问题你有生育能力吗Next question，are you fertile?13200:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,040什么What?!13300:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,680我在判定婴儿在我头上I'm trying to determine whether crying13400:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,400哭哭啼啼的可能性Infants above my head are a possibility.13500:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,840我现在没这个打算I have no immediate plans.13600:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,740改变主意的话记得告诉我If that changes, let me know.13700:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,440最后一个问题铺小地毯赞成还是反对And finally, area rugs, pro or con?13800:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,070-赞成-艾丽西娅Pro? alicia?13900:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,170-怎么-欢迎你入住Yes? welcome to the building.14000:06:25,770 --> 00:06:29,170莱纳德太感谢你的帮忙了Thanks so much for helping me, leonard.14100:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,270感谢你给我帮忙的机会Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.14200:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,540伙计们Oh, hey, guys.14300:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,500佩妮这是艾丽西娅我们的新邻居Hey, penny. this is alicia, our new neighbor.14400:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,240你好Hi.14500:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,240你好Hi.14600:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,000我在帮她忙呢I'm helping.14700:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,840看得出来哦I can see.14800:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,970艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒无子女赞成铺地毯Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug.14900:06:49,340 --> 00:06:52,400她还在我的考察期内但我看好她She's still on probation, of course, but I like her.15000:06:52,470 --> 00:06:53,840T恤很酷啊15100:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,370是吗我一般不这样穿的Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this.15200:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,570我去慢跑I'm going jogging.15300:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,500你好像从不慢跑吧You don't jog.15400:06:58,570 --> 00:07:00,440现在开始I can start.15500:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,220行True15600:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,650但是对于你的穿着更可信的解释是But the more likely explanation for your15700:07:02,650 --> 00:07:05,100你又没干净衣服换了Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.15800:07:05,170 --> 00:07:05,940谢尔顿我谢谢你Thank you, sheldon.15900:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,570You're welcome, penny.16000:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,900 没事你看起来很可爱Please, you look cute.16100:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,000 瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的I'm dressed like a slob today, too.16200:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,970 我觉得很惊艳啊I think you look fantastic.16300:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,440 他挺会演戏吧This one's a player, huh?16400:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,840 是啊你要小心哦Oh, yeah, be careful.16500:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,570 谢谢提醒Thanks for the warning. okay.16600:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,840 -过会儿见-拜拜-I'll see you around. -see ya.16700:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,540 瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的I'm dressed like a slob today, too.16800:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,500鹦鹉学舌啊Oh, mimicry.16900:07:32,570 --> 00:07:34,040我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌I enjoy mimicry.17000:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,070我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi.17100:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,340"这是个圈套""it's a trap."17200:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,670你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.17300:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,600"这是个圈套""it's a trap."17400:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,870"这是个圈套""it's a trap."17500:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,840"这是个圈套""it's a trap."17600:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,470请进Come.17700:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,370祝贺一下你终于洗衣服了Congratulations, I see you did your laundry.17800:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,900-这个算是吧-什么叫算是吧-Well, sort of. -how does one "sort of..."17900:08:34,970 --> 00:08:37,000我买了新衣服行了吧I bought new clothes, okay?18000:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,770莱纳德在不在Is leonard around?18100:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,370他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起He's upstairs at Alicia's.18200:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,000好吧行没啥Oh. all right, that's cool, no biggie.18300:08:43,070 --> 00:08:46,540他答应过帮我装打印机再等一会吧He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait.18400:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,070他到底在楼上干什么呢What exactly is he doing up there?18500:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,640我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me,18600:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,200他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo.18700:08:55,270 --> 00:08:57,540他们都在楼上是吗Oh, they're all up there, huh?18800:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,740正常Hmm, typical.18900:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,070这很明显不正常It's axiomatically atypical.19000:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,020到现在为止他们不了解艾丽西娅Up until recently, they did not know alicia,19100:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,540也没有在其他地方相处过And had no encounters with her in a previous location.19200:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,650以前他们从不上楼拜访房客They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants,19300:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,900而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"19400:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,600是绝对的谬误Is demonstrably fallacious.19500:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,900好了现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了Okay, now I see the giant squid head.19600:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,170这下好我又得重新来一遍Oh, great! now, I have to start all over again.19700:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,870我是想过租这房子Yeah, I thought about renting this apartment,19800:09:34,870 --> 00:09:36,730不过我更像那种城里But I'm really more of a19900:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,600住跃层的黄金单身汉"downtown loft" kind of guy.20000:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,600不错啊你现在住跃层吗Cool. so are you in a loft now?20100:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,270事实上Oh, actually,20200:09:41,270 --> 00:09:44,540我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居I'm, uh, living with a woman in altadena.20300:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,170不过是纯柏拉图式的她同时是我的女佣Purely platonic. she's also my maid.20400:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,970听起来蛮不错的Sounds like a sweet deal.20500:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,470不过说实话她差你太远了I won't lie. it's pretty dope.20600:09:52,970 --> 00:09:56,040有人吗Hello?20700:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,970我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物Hey, I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift.20800:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,570那真是太好了That is so sweet.20900:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,700进来我们打开看看吧Come on in. let's open it. great.21000:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,970你这裙子不错Nice dress.21100:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,040哪里哪里我今天穿得邋里邋遢的Oh, this? I'm dressed like a slob today.21200:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,070他们正在帮我设功放The guys have been helping me set up my sound system.21300:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,770他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了I've never had such good-looking technical support.21400:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,570哪里哪里Oh, pish-posh.21500:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,770我怎么知道它意思是不值一提I don't know, it means shucks.21600:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,340不值一提就是不值一提的意思"shucks" means shucks.21700:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440你就不能等等再说这个Let one go once in a while.21800:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,770-对了佩妮你知道还有什么奇事吗-什么-Hey, uh, penny, you want to hear something awesome? -Yeah.21900:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,040艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员Alicia is an actress, just like you.22000:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,200太棒了That is so awesome.22100:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,300想是这样想但也没那么容易Well, trying to be, but it's so hard.22200:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,670是啊跟我说说关于你的事Yeah, I know, tell me about it.22300:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,030我在这里待了足足三个月I've been out here three months,22400:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,080结果只搞到几个全国广告And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials22500:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,140还有肥皂剧的小客串And this recurring thing on a soap.22600:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,600所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作That's why I work at the cheesecake factory.22700:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,570我感觉那些角色都不适合我I'm holding out for the right part.22800:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,510艾丽西娅你DVD想怎么设啊Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for dvds22900:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,3405.1杜比还是家庭影院5.1 dolby or dts?23000:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,970你看着办好了小可爱Whatever you think is best, cutie.23100:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,840家庭影院的低音更好那就...Well, dts has more low end, so...23200:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,140好的Okay.23300:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,970对了各位你们绝对会喜欢这个的Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this.23400:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,840我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话I read the best science joke on the internet.23500:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,070艾丽西娅你不懂的但是他们很喜欢这个Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.23600:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,510就是从前有个物理学家Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor23700:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,390每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代every week and orders an ice23800:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,650一个自己吃Cream sundae for himself, and then offers one23900:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,800一个放在旁边的空座位To the empty stool sitting next to him.24000:11:30,870 --> 00:11:33,840好久都是这样直到店主好奇问他为什么This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.24100:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,870他说因为我是物理学家The man says, "well, I'm a physicist,24200:11:35,870 --> 00:11:40,410而量子物理理论告诉我们总有几率and quantum mechanics... Teaches us "that it is possible24300:11:40,410 --> 00:11:45,420这张空座位上面的物质会变成一个For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman24400:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,300可能爱上我的MMWho might accept my offer and fall in love with me."24500:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,070店主然后说这里每天The owner then says, "well, lots of single,24600:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,740都有大队单身MM"beautiful women come in here ever day.24700:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,870你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them,24800:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,640让她们爱上你And they might fall in love with you?"24900:11:55,700 --> 00:11:59,840物理学家说那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢And the physicist says, "yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?"25000:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,340这有点侮辱人你不觉得吗It's a little insulting, don't you think?25100:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,640怎么会知道How would I know?25200:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,700我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的I'm not even sure I get it.25300:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,370对了莱纳德Hey, leonard?25400:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,240你装好那个DVD以后If you're done with the dvd player,25500:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,040能不能再帮我装这个打印机can you set up my printer?25600:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,540乐意为您效劳Uh, yeah, I'd love to.25700:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,380等你装好她的Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer,25800:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,900来装我的吧You could set up mine.25900:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,400你知道你答应的...在一周前You know, like you promised... a week ago.26000:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,400好的我会来的先别烦我Yeah, I'll get to it-- don't nag me.26100:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,220好啊美女Hello there26200:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,370是谁啊Who is it?26300:12:54,470 --> 00:12:58,370你好佩妮门是开的请进Oh hello, penny. It's open-- come in.26400:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,400这就叫讽刺Sarcasm.26500:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,340他们还都泡在楼上呢Well, they're all still up there.26600:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,040你以为我没听见吗You think I can't hear them?26700:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,370听听啊呯呯呯Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.26800:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,040那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋没错的That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.26900:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,040我不知道我为什么会介意呢I don't even know why I care.27000:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,170我才不介意I don't care.27100:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,340好吧我介意得去背那个白痴笑话但是我只介意到那个程度All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.27200:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,770你知道吗佩妮蜂窝实际上You know, penny, there's something that27300:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,100很有趣的Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.27400:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,010有时候Occasionally,27500:13:29,010 --> 00:13:33,500新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.27600:13:33,570 --> 00:13:34,930此时When this happens,27700:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,930老蜂王要不另谋出路The old queen must either locate to a new hive or27800:13:38,930 --> 00:13:44,000要不就去拼个你死我活Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.27900:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,940你说什么呢我被艾丽西娅威胁了?What are you saying, that I'm threatened by alicia?28000:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,470难道你说我是那个老蜂王现在该滚蛋了That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go?28100:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,240我只是在说蜜蜂I'm just talking about bees.28200:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,300探索频道在播这个They're on the discovery channel.28300:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,800你在说什么呢What are you talking about?28400:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,400蜜蜂Bees.28500:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,840我理解那个物理学家笑话了I just got that physicist joke.28600:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,070佩妮谢谢你给我们买晚饭Gee, penny, thanks for buying us dinner.28700:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,340是啊今天怎么了Yeah, what's the occasion?28800:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,500没什么只是感觉应该No, no occasion-- just felt like getting28900:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,600给我的好朋友带点中国菜some chinese chow for my peeps.29000:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,040你记得我叫你点的鸡里面Did you remember to ask for the chicken29100:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,430莴苣要切块With broccoli to be diced,29200:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,270-不要切丝-记得Not shredded? Yes.29300:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,870-即使菜单明确说要切丝-记得Even though the menu description specifies shredded? Yes.29400:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,340-红烧饭不要白烧? -记得Brown rice, not white? Yes.29500:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,900-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?29600:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,300记得Yes.29700:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,900在超市买低钠酱油? -记得did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? yes.29800:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,900不错Good.29900:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,970看看别人怎么做的莱纳德See how it's done, leonard?30000:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,740我们今天晚上玩点啥So, what do we got going on tonight, huh?30100:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,140玩光晕看太空堡垒还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?Playing halo watching battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?30200:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,600你想看太空堡垒?You want to watch battlestar?30300:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,270我还能说什么呢? 我不可救药地爱上了它What can I say? I got my geek on, boys.30400:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,570不经前综合症的表现和这个不同No, no, pms is different.30500:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,940-谢天谢地你在家我需要帮助-怎么了Oh, thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong?30600:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,580我接到电话让我去试镜I just got a callback to audition30700:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,600在<犯罪现场>里演一个被杀了的妓女For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.30800:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,670那我一定要看Oh, I'd watch that.。

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00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们So you are considering going into experimental physics,200:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,360我的大门永远向你们敞开My door is always open.300:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,400另外我要再次道歉可能我的实验不怎么成功Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,400:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,160但我们现在知道你不小心把斯奈普桃汁But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill500:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,850掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.600:00:14,850 --> 00:00:18,300简单来说就是别这么干Short answer is... don't.700:00:22,430 --> 00:00:25,560现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department800:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,230有请谢尔顿·库珀博士Is dr. sheldon cooper.900:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,500库珀博士Dr. cooper?1000:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,660别叫我Forget it.1100:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,630稍等Excuse me.1200:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,800谢尔顿我们都商量好了Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.1300:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,030别浪费时间It's a waste of time.1400:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,100我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics1500:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,460讲讲热力学定律呢To a bunch of labradoodles.1600:00:46,430 --> 00:00:50,830你再不出来我就不带你去动漫书店If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.1700:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,930你们好Hello.1800:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,800顺便说一句你的激光器不错Nice work with the laser, by the way.1900:01:03,060 --> 00:01:06,860看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞Looking out at your fresh young faces,2000:01:06,860 --> 00:01:10,160我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻I remember when I too was deciding my academic future2100:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,300那时我还是个卑微的研究生As a lowly graduate student.2200:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,760忘了说我14岁Of course, I was 14.2300:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,760不过我已经取得了你们大多数人And I'd already achieved more than most of you2400:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,130望尘莫及的成就虽然我九点上床Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.2500:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,360现在这个屋子里可能有一两个人Now, there may be one or two of you in this room2600:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,530具备学好理论物理学的基本素质Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.2700:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,530即使可能你们学成了之后Although, it's more likely that you'll spend2800:01:30,530 --> 00:01:32,400只是拿来教五年级的小学生Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders2900:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,210要做一个纸壳模型火山How to make papier mache volcanoes3000:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,030要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩with baking soda lava.3100:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,540感谢老天Oh, good god.3200:01:38,540 --> 00:01:39,630简单来说In short--3300:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,460如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日Any one who told you that you would someday be able3400:01:42,460 --> 00:01:44,630能在物理学上有所建树To make any significant contribution to physics,3500:01:44,630 --> 00:01:47,830那完全是个残忍的笑话太残忍了Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.3600:01:49,330 --> 00:01:51,760有问题吗Any questions?3700:01:54,430 --> 00:01:57,800当然没有Of course not.3800:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,860我为科学的未来流泪I weep for the future of science.3900:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,650现在请允许我失陪了新一期蝙蝠侠出版了Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.4000:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,400走吧莱纳德Come, leonard.4100:02:08,160 --> 00:02:12,260现在看来那个激光器实验还不错吧Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?4200:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,000我喜欢每年的这个时候I love this time of the year.4300:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,030落叶漫天飞舞秋高气爽The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.4400:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,900还有校园里一整群女生Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,930开始长刚刚好的秋膘About to put on just enough winter weight4600:02:45,930 --> 00:02:48,100让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒To make them needy and vulnerable.4700:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,360就是这样宝贝再来一份奶酪饼That's right, honey, have another calzone.4800:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,060爸爸等着你Daddy can wait.4900:02:56,230 --> 00:02:59,200大学里没有规定不能和研究生约会吗Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?5000:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,200没有只要你搭得上讪你就可以约一个No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.5100:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,600妈的陷阱真是无处不在Damn, there's always a catch.5200:03:04,700 --> 00:03:05,700你们好Hey, guys.5300:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700你好莱斯利Hey, leslie.5400:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,230傻蛋我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.5500:03:10,230 --> 00:03:13,840事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat5600:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,220让你呕吐的那根手指头Of those unprepared to hear it.5700:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,660不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢But why should I cater to second-rate minds?5800:03:18,660 --> 00:03:22,630因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?5900:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,930是吗噢Oh, yeah? well...6000:03:25,930 --> 00:03:28,460你这个人真刻薄You're a mean person.6100:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,860打扰了库珀博士Excuse me, dr. cooper,6200:03:30,860 --> 00:03:31,960我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基I'm ramona nowitzki.6300:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,700我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话I was at your talk last night.6400:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,760我觉得你实在是个天才I think you're just brilliant.6500:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,160大家都这么认为That is the prevailing opinion.6600:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,460我现在确实要吐了Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.6700:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,030霍华德·沃罗威茨工程系Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,6800:03:44,030 --> 00:03:48,930国际空间站废液处理系统的设计师之一Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.6900:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,260没兴趣Ew.7000:03:55,530 --> 00:03:58,030库珀博士你发表的每一篇文章我都读过Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.7100:03:58,030 --> 00:04:00,400我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得I especially liked your paper on grand unification7200:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,800线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文Using string-network condensates7300:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,060我很好奇你是怎么发现And were wondering how you determined7400:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,430三维线形网能够形成一张图That three-dimensional string-nets provided7500:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,530同时涵盖费米子和定量波色子的A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?7600:04:07,530 --> 00:04:12,000奇迹啊一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.7700:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,760你可以叫我伍夫Woof.7800:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,260事实是我马上就能突破The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough7900:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,960中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形这一难题了In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.8000:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,230天啊那我们看物理学宇宙的方式就彻底改变了Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.8100:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,000我就是在做这个It's what I do.8200:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,230其实我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨废液处理系统You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system8300:04:30,230 --> 00:04:33,430也震动了一些人Is turning a few heads as well.8400:04:36,830 --> 00:04:39,430再说一次没兴趣Again, ew.8500:04:41,630 --> 00:04:44,230我还想听听你打算如何增加中微子You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.8600:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,460我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?8700:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,060我不喝咖啡I don't drink coffee.8800:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,100我喝爱我就请我喝一杯乔I do. I love me a cup of joe.00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,860那不一定要喝咖啡Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.9000:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,000晚餐好嘛How about dinner?9100:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,630我是得吃晚餐I do eat dinner.9200:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,160好极了我知道一家非常棒的意大利小餐馆Great. I know a terrific little italian place.9300:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,860我不在奇怪的餐馆吃饭I never eat in strange restaurants.9400:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,500受不合格的餐具危害生命One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.9500:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,460你确定Excuse me?9600:05:02,460 --> 00:05:06,530谢尔顿惧怕三尖叉子Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.9700:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,330三尖的不是叉子Three tines is not a fork.9800:05:08,330 --> 00:05:10,060三尖的是三叉戟Three tines is a trident.9900:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,300叉子可以用来吃饭Forks are for eating,10000:05:11,300 --> 00:05:14,900三叉戟只能治理七大洋[海神波塞冬的象征物和武器] Tridents are for ruling the seven seas.10100:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,860那我打包带到你家吃怎么样What if I brought food to your place?10200:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,630这还差不多That would be acceptable.10300:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,560星期一我吃泰国菜On mondays, I eat thai food.10400:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,330泰式炒面和沙茶鸡Mee krob and chicken sate10500:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,430多来点暹罗的花生酱With extra peanut sauce from siam palace.10600:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,660好吧10700:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,730我知道你住在哪I already have your address.10800:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,230真是个好姑娘What a nice girl.10900:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,360谢尔顿你知道刚才发生什么了吗Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?11000:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,160当然很明显我有免费的晚餐吃了Yes. apparently I'm getting a free dinner.11100:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,530别试了这东西大概是坏了Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order.11200:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,130-看-不好意思- See? - sorry.11300:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,330没什么That's okay.11400:05:50,330 --> 00:05:51,800看来得走楼梯了Guess I'm taking the stairs.11500:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,900Where you going?11600:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,0604楼a4-a.11700:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,400你是要去找莱纳德吧Oh, are you here to see leonard?11800:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,230不是库珀博士No, dr. cooper.11900:05:57,230 --> 00:06:00,230谢尔顿·库珀博士Dr. sheldon cooper?12000:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,960我们一起吃晚饭We're having dinner.12100:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,230谢尔顿·库珀Sheldon cooper?12200:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,000高高瘦瘦的Tall, thin,12300:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,330看着像只正在祈祷的大螳螂的那个? Looks a little like a giant praying mantis?12400:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,630他很可爱不是么He is cute, isn't he?12500:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,030谢尔顿·库珀Sheldon cooper?12600:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,300嗨莱纳德Hi, leonard.12700:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,560嗨拉蒙娜请进Hey, ramona. come on in.12800:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,230我该把吃的放哪Thanks. where should I put this?12900:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,630搁灶台上就行Uh, the kitchen's fine.13000:06:27,630 --> 00:06:28,760你干啥呢Hey, what are you doing?13100:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,360我一定要看看这个I need to see this. uh-huh.13200:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,300观众席就在那边The viewing area's right over there.13300:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,930谢尔顿你的妞约会对象拉蒙娜来了Sheldon, your girl... date... person... ramona's here.13400:06:40,930 --> 00:06:43,300你好Oh, hello.13500:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,760抱歉我来晚了Oh, sorry I'm late.13600:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,160我赶着看你最新论文的草稿来着I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.13700:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,060你喜不喜欢我那个注脚Did you enjoy the humorous footnote13800:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,500把镜像对称性形容为Where I illustrate mirror-symmetry13900:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,900光和自己玩网球的比喻By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself?14000:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,600太有意思了So funny.14100:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,630我不得不说一想到你可能把重力引入进去But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity,14200:06:58,630 --> 00:07:03,430就让我浑身兴奋I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating.14300:07:03,430 --> 00:07:06,660我的假设就是想有这种效果My hypotheses tend to have that effect.14400:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,930抱歉我没带够你朋友的份I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends.14500:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,600我以为就我们俩呢I assumed we were going to be alone.14600:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,760我们正要走呢No, we were just going.14700:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,360去看对吧To watch, right?14800:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,060不走吧我们出去了No, come on, now, we're going out.14900:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,600别我们不出声Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.15000:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,300走吧走吧Let's go, let's go.15100:07:29,630 --> 00:07:30,960你们俩Okay, you two.15200:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,660玩的高兴点Have a nice...15300:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,200不管这算什么Whatever this is.15400:07:39,130 --> 00:07:41,900伙计们听着我知道这和我没关系Okay, you guys, look, i know this is none of my business,15500:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,560不过我忍不住要问But I just... I have to ask--15600:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,800谢尔顿的取向是什么What's sheldon's deal?15700:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,400你说的取向指的是什么What do you mean "deal"?15800:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400你知道的就是他的取向嘛You know, like what's his deal?15900:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,060喜欢女生男生仿真娃娃Is it girls...? guys...? sock puppets...?16000:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,530老实说我们的假设是Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption16100:07:58,530 --> 00:08:00,830他没有取向That he has no deal.16200:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,830得了吧每个人都有的Come on, everybody has a deal.16300:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,130不包括谢尔顿Not sheldon.16400:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,130这些年来我们列出了很多假设Over the years, we've formulated many theories16500:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,560关于他如何繁殖About how he might reproduce.16600:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,930我支持有丝分裂I'm an advocate of mitosis.16700:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,760什么意思I'm sorry?16800:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,600我相信总有一天谢尔顿吃了足够多的泰国菜I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount16900:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,830然后分裂成两个Of thai food and split into two sheldons.17000:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,800另一方面我认为On the other hand, I think sheldon17100:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,630谢尔顿处于他这种生物的幼虫阶段Might be the larval form of his species,17200:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,900有一天他会结一个茧And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later17300:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,260两个月后带着翅膀和外骨骼破茧而出With moth wings and an exoskeleton.17400:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,430谢谢让我做噩梦Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.17500:08:35,430 --> 00:08:39,000想和我们一起出去么Hey, do you want to hang out with us?17600:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,860你们几个去干嘛What are you guys gonna do?17700:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,460我妈妈晚上做了鸡胸肉My mom's making a brisket tonight.17800:08:45,460 --> 00:08:51,260带小洋葱的那种The one with the little onions? mm...17900:08:51,260 --> 00:08:55,530我还有点事Yeah, I'm busy, so...18000:08:55,530 --> 00:08:57,400晚安Good night.18100:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,430这是她的损失我们走Her loss. let's go.18200:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,360鸡胸肉聚会Brisket party!18300:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,700鸡呀嘛鸡胸呀嘛胸B-to-the-r-to-the-i-s-k...18400:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,100肉呀嘛肉To-the-e-to-the-t...18500:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,100你不吃早饭Hey, aren't you having breakfast?18600:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,600吃呀Yes.18700:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,260你是不是又在做营养坐药的试验了Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?18800:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,830做那实验可不能穿这裤子Not in these pants.18900:09:26,830 --> 00:09:30,800昨晚和拉蒙娜过的怎么样So... how'd it go with ramona last night?19000:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,500好极了她很聪明有思想Oh, great. She's smart, insightful19100:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,660而且她用她特有的方式那个崇拜我And she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.19200:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,440你的菠菜蘑菇鸡蛋卷Here's your spinach mushroom omelet .19300:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,840谢谢Thank you.19400:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,470有没有人碰过Did anyone touch it?19500:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,740他们都带手套啦我特别小心Gloves were worn by everyone involved. I was vigilant.19600:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,270拉蒙娜指出我每天都在餐厅排队上Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day19700:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,340浪费了20分钟Standing on cafeteria lines.19800:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,770这些时间如果能用在攻克Time which would be better spent19900:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,640当今的物理学难题该多好啊Tackling the great physics problems of our day.20000:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,500拉蒙娜你不用主动攻击那些大的课题You don't tackle the big issues, ramona.20100:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500你要回避之You fence with them.20200:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,900以守为攻是也En garde. riposte.20300:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,840所言极是Touche.20400:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,270早上好Morning.20500:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,440嗨莱斯利Hi, leslie.20600:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,540谢尔顿So, sheldon,20700:10:13,540 --> 00:10:18,470听说你在给史密森尼傻蛋博物馆整理论文呢I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery.20800:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,340目前没有空缺There won't be any room20900:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,770除非他们能把永久馆藏的莱斯利·温克尔请出去Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit.21000:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,670精妙Oh, good one.21100:10:26,670 --> 00:10:30,170你找了个研究生护着你哈I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.21200:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,700今天就不收你保护费了I'll let you keep your lunch money today.21300:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,600库珀博士就要取得重大突破了Okay, dr. cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.21400:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,670如果你想待在这If you're going to stay,21500:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,570就必须心怀敬意别出声You'll have to be respectful and quiet.21600:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,540等等我Wait for me.21700:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,870你解决了中微子那个问题了么So have you worked out the neutrino issue?21800:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,070这就好像改写莫扎特的曲子Well, to paraphrase mozart,21900:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,570所有的次原子粒子都已经在那了All the subatomic particles are there.22000:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,740我要做的就是给它们排个序I just have to put them in the right order.22100:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,040你真幽默You're so witty.22200:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,100不是么Aren't i?22300:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,140嗨大家好有快递给Hey, guys, this package came for...22400:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,740库珀博士正在工作Dr. cooper is working.22500:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,070我马上就会有新的突破啦Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough.22600:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,400好痒Ooh, it tickles!22700:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,370不好意思Sorry.22800:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,940我的老天Holy crap on a cracker.22900:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,070嗨佩妮Hey, penny.23000:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,270嗨你不会想进去的Hi. you probably don't want to go in there.23100:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,770咋了他们干嘛呢Why? what are they doing?23200:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,470那种场景The only way I could explain it23300:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,100只可能出现在放着洋娃娃的临床医生的诊室里Would be in a therapist's office with dolls.23400:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,170好家伙Hoo-boy.23500:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,970库珀博士在工作Dr. cooper's working.23600:11:55,970 --> 00:11:58,170看得出来Yeah, I can see that.23700:11:58,170 --> 00:12:01,300谢尔顿光晕之夜在库萨帕里家你来么Sheldon, halo night, koothrappali's. you coming?23800:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,770当然光晕之夜嘛Oh, yes, it's halo night.23900:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,500等我擦脚Let me just dry my tootsies.24000:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,800你不是要去光晕之夜吧You're not going to halo night.24100:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,000是要去Yes, I am.24200:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000今天周三周三是光晕之夜It's wednesday. wednesday's halo night.24300:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,600不是有个伟大的人曾经说过为科学别无所求Didn't a great man once say, "science demands nothing less24400:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,240为科学执着追求为科学无条件奉献一生么"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?24500:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,840是有人说过He did.24600:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,600那么那个伟大的人是谁呢And who was that great man?24700:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,370是我Me.24800:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,970抱歉莱纳德Sorry, leonard.24900:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,500搞笑你真不来啦Seriously? you're not coming?25000:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,140你也听到了我无法反驳自己You heard her. how can I argue with me?25100:12:33,140 --> 00:12:37,770好吧再次祝你们开心Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good...25200:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,000不管干嘛Whatever this is.25300:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,040库珀博士我不得不说Dr. cooper, I have to tell you25400:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,700你的朋友拉你后腿了Your friends are holding you back.25500:12:45,700 --> 00:12:49,140应该这么想我在带领他们前进I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward." 25600:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,000光晕之夜Halo night?25700:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,240像你这样极具天赋的人A man with your intellectual gifts25800:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,900是不会把整晚都浪费在打游戏上边的Doesn't waste an evening playing video games.25900:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,400他周三确实会He does on wednesdays.26000:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,770如果他想得诺贝尔奖就不会Not if he wants a nobel prize.26100:13:00,770 --> 00:13:04,600他是想得He does want that.26200:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,500那像他一样极具天赋的人Does a man with my intellectual gifts26300:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,700周末玩彩蛋射击么Play paintball on weekends?26400:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,400你说呢What do you think?26500:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,440惨了Drat.26600:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,370现在可以继续工作了吧Now shall we get back to work?26700:13:15,370 --> 00:13:18,040应该可以I suppose.26800:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,900今晚有播《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》Battlestar galactica comes on tonight.26900:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,940我也可以等DVD版I guess I can wait for the dvd.27000:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,440还是别再看了And then never ever watch it.27100:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,370佩妮佩妮Penny! penny!27200:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,770佩妮Penny!27300:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,240谢尔顿亲爱的我说过Sheldon, honey, I've told you,27400:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,400房子很小It's a small apartment.27500:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,870只要敲一次门就行You only have to knock one time.27600:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,040求你了我时间不多Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.27700:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,100听着拉蒙娜终于睡着了Look, ramona finally dozed off,27800:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,800我要你帮我甩了她And I need you to help me get rid of her.27900:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,640怎么甩了她Get rid of her how?28000:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,940我不知道I don't know,28100:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,070但显然我陷进某种关系里了But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,28200:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,140而你似乎很擅长结束这种关系And you seem to be an expert at ending them.28300:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,000什么Excuse me?28400:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,600我见证了一个又一个男人从你屋子离开后就一去不回I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.28500:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,870首先不是一个又一个男人Okay, first of all, it is not man after man.28600:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,940-库珀博士-把我藏起来Dr. cooper?! hide me.28700:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,070把你藏起来Hide you?28800:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,200我正式请求进入避难所I formally request sanctuary.28900:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,940你怎么没在工作Why aren't you working?29000:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,640她分散我的注意力She distracted me.29100:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,470我跟你说了佩妮我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹I told you, penny, I don't have time for your nonsense.29200:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,570我有很重要的事要做I have important things to do.29300:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,900老天Oh, man.29400:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,200我知道怎么回事I know what's going on here.29500:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,240真的吗Really?29600:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,300那你能给我解释一下吗Well, then will you explain it to me?29700:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,570你爱上库珀博士了You're in love with dr. cooper.29800:15:36,570 --> 00:15:40,340不不是的Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.29900:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,100别狡辩了Don't try to deny it.30000:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,900他是个出色的男人He's a remarkable man,30100:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,670但你必须放过他But you have to let him go.30200:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,540老天爷没问题Oh, gee, okay.30300:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,640我知道很难放手但他是全世界的礼物I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world,30400:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,170我们不能这么自私And we can't be selfish.30500:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,340对他绝对是瑰宝Yeah, he's a gift all right.30600:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,200拉钩保证Sisters?30700:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,540当然可以Uh, sure.30800:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,300拉钩保证Sisters.。

生活大爆炸第二季第九集字幕中英文对照

THE BIG BANG THEORY S02E10__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ -Stephanie：I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.-Sheldon：Well, you're the doctor, but I am constantly hearing this annoying sound.constantly：经常的annoying：恼人的，讨厌的你是医生我听你的，但确实老有烦人的声音在我耳边响。

-Leonard：Me, too.没错。

-Sheldon：Is it a high-frequency whistle?high-frequency：高频的whistle：口哨声是一种高频的口哨声吗？-Leonard：No, it's more of a relentless,relentless：残酷的，不留情的不，是一种时刻不停的narcissistic drone.narcissistic：自恋的drone：嗡嗡声自以为是的唠叨。

-Stephanie：Yup, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.inflammation：炎症没有任何炎症，谢尔顿。

-Sheldon：Then it must be a tumor.tumor：肿瘤那我肯定得肿瘤了。

-Stephanie：I seriously doubt it.seriously：真的我深表怀疑。

-Leonard：Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infectionlingering：延迟的bacterial infection：细菌感染也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水，from all those childhood toilet swirlies.swirlies：漩涡造成的永久性细菌感染。

生活大爆炸各集名称及介绍

生活大爆炸各集名称及介绍第一季第1集Pilot (试播集):帮Penny拿电视事件。

第2集The Big Bran Hypothesis (宅女假说): Sheldon帮Penny整理房间事件。

第3集The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (模糊靴推论):Leonard想和Leslie发展感情失败，抑郁，后和Penny约会事件。

第4集The Luminous Fish Effect (发光鱼效应):Sheldon被炒事件。

炒鸡蛋夜光鱼，织布，以及被妈妈带去道歉，然后拿回工作。

（luminous fish）第5集The Hamburger Postulate(汉堡公设): Leonard和Leslie ONS，Sheldon不知所措事件。

第6集The Middle Earth Paradigm(中土范式): 万圣节舞会事件。

（多普勒效应）第7集The Dumpling Paradox(饺子佯谬): Penny朋友和Howard。

penny玩《光环》（XBOX 游戏）。

中餐馆点菜事件。

第8集The Grasshopper Experiment(小人物实验): 鸡尾酒事件。

（Raj相亲/Howard学Raj 印度口音）第9集The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization(Cooper-Hofstadter 极化): 物理发表会事件。

（意念爆头、远程灯控及四川男生）第10集The Loobenfeld Decay(Loobenfeld衰变): Penny唱歌引起的Leonard撒谎事件。

（Sheldon的“堂弟”Leo）第11集The Pancake Batter Anomaly(面糊异常): Sheldon感冒事件。

第12集The Jerusalem Duality(耶路撒冷对偶): Sheldon嫉妒来自朝鲜的15岁天才事件。

第13集The Bat Jar Conjecture(Bat Jar 猜想): 物理竞赛事件第14集The Nerdvana Annihilation(完全Geek湮灭): 时光机事件。

《生活大爆炸第九季TheBigBangTheory（2015）第6-7集》英中字幕

目录第6集 (2)第7集 (14)第6集Leonard... E06 莱纳德...I've got terrible news. 我有个坏消息What's going on? 怎么了?Before I tell you, 在告诉你之前perhaps I should soften the blow. 或许我应该先做点铺垫以减轻打击Y ou're face is pleasingly symmetrical. 你的脸真是匀称得令人愉悦呀Just tell me. 直说吧A Swedish team of physicists 一个瑞典物理小组is trying to scoop our super-fluid vortex experiment. 打算抢在我们之前进行超流体涡流实验{\an8}超流现象即液氦降到超低温时出现的特殊物理现象Oh, well, that kind of stinks. 噢好吧那真是有点讨厌啊That kind of stinks? 有点讨厌?Why aren't you more upset? 你怎么没有更生气?Did I soften the blow too much? 是我铺垫做太多了吗?Because this here is more like a Picasso painting.你脸这部分其实更像是毕加索的画作{\an8}毕加索笔下的人物五官通常都是扭曲且不对称的What are we going to do? 那我们要怎么办呢?Perform the experiment immediately. 现在立马进行实验I'd love to, but we need liquid helium 我倒是想但我们需要液氦and our shipment's on back order for a month. 而我们订的货要一个月后才到A month? What? Are you kidding me? 一个月? 你在逗我吗?That would have been a good time for you to soften theblow.刚才你就该先来点铺垫的That shirt brings out the blue in your eyes. 这件衬衫简直突显了你眼睛的蓝邃Thank you. Aren't you sweet. 谢谢你太可爱了Let's go check to see if the university 我们去看看大学has any helium in reserve. 还有没有备用的液氦吧Did you know that I almost didn't wear this shirt today? 你知道吗? 我今天差点就没穿这件T恤Hey, Barry, we're in trouble. 嗨巴瑞我们遇到点麻烦We need liquid helium. Does the department have any we can use? 我们需要液氦系里有我们能用的液氦吗?Sorry, there's a shortage. 抱歉液氦短缺中And what we do have I need for my quantum excitation study. 现有的这些我需要用在我的量子激发研究上{\an8}另一个液氦超流体的研究方向But you won't need much for that. 但你不需要用很多True, but if it's successful, 没错但如果它成功了I'm having a party with balloons. 我打算开个派对要用到气球{\an8}氦气密度很小常用于给飞艇热气球充气Come on, Barry, there's a Swedish team 拜托巴瑞有个瑞典团队trying to run our experiment before us. 想要抢在我们前面进行实验Can't you spare any? 你就不能匀一点出来吗?Be honest... if the shoe was on the other foot, 实话说... 易地而处would you do this for me? 你们会借给我吗?- Y es. - No chance. - 会的- 没门What are you doing? 你这是干什么?He said be honest, so I was honest. 他说了要照实说我就照实说了Didn't your mother tell you? It's the best policy. 你妈妈没这么教你吗? 坦白从宽So, what do you say? 那么你的意思呢?Hell no. 门儿都没有He could've softened the blow. 他本来该来点铺垫的生活大爆炸第九季第06集Why do you need Kripke? 你们为什么要找克里普克?{\an8}第三季第九集中出现Why don't you just go to Party City for helium? 干嘛不直接去派对城市买氦气?{\an8}派对城市派对用品店We'd have to go to every Party City in California.那我们就需要跑遍加州的每一家派对城市Sounds like you on Cinco de Mayo. 听起来好像你们过五月五日节似的{\an8}墨西哥的传统节日Hey, people were still talking about that party 喂大家现在都还在讨论着on siete de Mayo. 五月七日那场派对呢{\an8}五月七日是纳粹无条件投降日Leonard, if that Swedish team beats us, 莱纳德如果那个瑞典团队打败了我们I will never be able to enjoy 我就再也无法享受anything from their country again. 任何来自那个国家的东西了Which is a shame, because Swedish meatballs那很可惜的因为我最喜欢用牙签戳着吃are my favorite toothpick-delivered meatball. 它们的瑞典肉丸了If you need liquid helium so bad, I know a guy 如果你们特别需要液氦我认识一个人who can get you some, 能给你们弄点if you don't ask too many questions. 如果你们能不要问他太多问题的话- Who is he? - Where does he work? - 他是谁? - 他在哪儿工作?How does he get the helium? 他怎么弄到的液氦?How many questions are too many questions? 问几个问题算问太多问题?Maybe he's not for you. 也许他不适合你们Four questions. There answer's four. 四个问题答案是四个Hey, you know who went out 嗨你知道那天谁出去on a date the other night? Stuart. 约会了吗? 斯图尔特Oh, good for him. 噢挺好的I thought so, too. 我也是这么想的So is she, like, homeless, or framing him for a crime? 那么她是无家可归呢还是打算嫁祸于他?He's using some kind of dating app on his phone. 他最近在用一个手机约会软件Oh, which one? 噢什么软件?Maybe we can get Amy to try it. 或许我们该让艾米试试看I don't know. 我不知道Stuart, can you come in here? 斯图尔特你能出来一下吗?He tried to explain it to me. 他给我解释过It shows you pictures of people nearby, 你可以看到附近的人的照片you swipe them around, it looks kind of like a game. 我看他把照片刷来刷去就好像某种游戏一样Oh, and if you lose the game, you have to go out with Stuart. 噢如果你输了就不得不跟斯图尔特约会了What's up? 怎么了?Can you show us that dating app? 你能给我们演示一下那个约会软件吗?Oh, yeah, sure. 好的当然This thing has changed my life.这个东西简直改变了我的人生Wow. So how many girls have you met? 哇哦那你现在约过多少个女孩了? Two. 两个I probably don't need to mention 或许不用我提醒你们there's an entire number between that and zero. 零和二之间是量的飞跃呢Well, so how does it work? 好吧那怎么用?Uh, well, it-it shows me all 嗯它... 它为我显示the single women in a five-mile radius 半径五英里范围内的who are using the app. 使用这个软件的单身女性If I like the way they look, I hit thumbs up. 如果我喜欢她们的样子就点"赞"If I don't, thumbs down. 如果不喜欢就点"烂"Oh, what would make you give a girl a thumbs down? 那么你会为了什么给一个女孩点"烂"呢?First time it happens I will let you know. 如果有这种情况我会告诉你的Oh, hey. I just heard back from the liquid helium guy. 嗨我收到那个弄液氦的人的回复了What's he say? 他怎么说?He's got what we need and can meet us tonight. 他弄来了我们需要的约我们今晚见面Oh, really? 真的吗?Y ou know I don't like buying things at night. 你知道我不喜欢晚上出门买东西的January 7, 2009. 2009年一月七日晚上十一点半I went to the Ralph's at 11:30pm to pick up 我去拉尔夫商店买早上要吃的桂格燕麦麸Cracklin' Oat Bran for the morning and what did I see? 你猜我看到了什么?The man restocking the cereal shelves. 有人在为燕麦货架补货That's right. And what did he do? 没错然后他做了什么?He handed you the box directly and called you Stretch. 他直接拿给你一盒燕麦还叫你细高个It's like it was yesterday. 简直犹在昨天Do you want liquid helium or not? 你到底想不想要液氦?Of course I do. 当然想要I don't want that Swedish team scooping us. 我不想让瑞典团队抢发了我们的实验Then I'm going to tell him we're in. 那我就告诉他这笔生意成交了Leonard, wait. This is highly unethical.莱纳德等等这是严重违反实验规定的We're just bending the rules a little.我们只是稍微变通了某些规定We have grant money to do the experiment, 我们有做实验的经费so we're going to spend it on the helium we need. 所以就把钱用在我们需要的氦气上It's not like when Dr. Goldfarb 这又不是戈德法布博士claimed he bought an electron microscope 声称买了个电子显微镜and he was really just keeping 实际上却是在范奈斯的公寓里a Russian girl in an apartment in V an Nuys. 养了个俄罗斯女孩Was she helping him with his research? 那女孩对他的研究有帮助吗? Sure. 当然So, are we doing this? 那就这么定了?Okay, but where does he get the helium? 好但他从哪儿弄来的氦气呢? Remember? Don't ask too many questions? 记得吗? 别问个不停Uh, but this is violating university code. 但这违背了大学的规章制度A little, but... 一点点但是...if I may quote Einstein,引用爱因斯坦的话说The pursuit of science calls us 对科学的追求使我们to ignore the rules set by man? 可以无视人为的规则All right, do it. 好吧就这么定吧Tell him we're in. 告诉他我们同意了Done. 好了I can't find that quote on the Internet. 我在网上找不到那条名言Did you make that up? 是你编的吗?Before I answer, 在我回答之前may I just say your skin has never looked better. 我不得不说你的皮肤真是前所未有的光滑Aren't you just made of sugar. 你嘴真甜I'm not sure how I feel about this. 我不知道这样对不对Oh, come on, just let him put the app on your phone. 拜托让他把那个应用下到你手机上吧Y eah, Stuart got two dates with it. 对啊斯图尔特用它争取到两次约会呢One of which would've ended in sex had she not said no. 其中一次要是她不拒绝的话我们就上床了Okay, all set. 好吧弄完了Okay, let me see. 来让我看看Nope, nope, 不行不行nope... 不行Oh, he's cute! 噢他真可爱!Doesn't a teardrop tattoo 泪珠状的纹身难道不是mean he murdered someone? 代表他杀过人吗?And he's sad about it. 他为此感到愧疚Hey. Hello. 嗨大家好啊- Hey. - Hey, I thought you were gonna be out late? - 嗨- 我以为你们会晚回来呢If you wanted me to stay out later, 要是你想让我在外面待得晚点you should've given me more spending money. 就该多给我些零用钱What are you guys up to? 你们干什么呢?We put Amy on a dating app, 我们让艾米玩一个约会应用程序and we're seeing what's out there. 看看有什么合适的对象Oh, fun! Let me see. 有意思! 让我看看Uh, no... 不行...no, uh, definitely not. 不肯定不行What was wrong with that guy? 这人哪儿不好了?Uh, he's Indian. 他是印度人We've already got one of those. 我们已经有一个印度人了Ooh, we should find a nice Latino. 我们应该找个拉丁美洲人It really round us out. 那样就凑齐了Hey, I want to try. 我也想试试Uh, excuse me, c-can I have my phone back? 打扰一下我能不能拿回我的电话? Hang on, I'm trying to find you 等等我正试着给你找the next great love of your life. 人生下一个真爱呢The man who will father your children.找你孩子们的父亲呢Okay, yes or no on white guy with dreadlocks? 看梳细发辫的白人行不行?That must be him. 那个肯定就是他Oh, of course. 噢当然了An nondescript, white panel van. 一辆毫无特色的白色厢式货车Y ou may be familiar with it from the sentence: 你可能从这句话里听说过Their bodies were found in a nondescript, 在一辆毫无特色的白色厢式货车里white panel van? 他们的尸体被发现了Hey. 嗨What's up? 你们好吗?Uh, I'm Leonard. 我是莱纳德- This is my friend - I'm Skippy. - 这是我的朋友- 我叫史杰比{\an8}Skippy 也指日本女人尤其指妓女Skippy Cavanaugh. 史杰比·卡瓦诺Great. 很好Y ou got the cash? 带现金来了吗?Uh, yeah, uh, right here. 有在这Wait, hold on, hold on. 等等等等How do we know that you're not gonna 我们怎么知道你不会take the money and drive away? 拿了钱开车就走呢?What ya doing, Skippy? 你干嘛呢史杰比?Exactly what 1970s television crime dramas have taughtus.正是七十年代犯罪电视剧教我们的Y ou give us the helium first. 你先给我们氦气Oh, how do I know you're not gonna 那我怎么知道你们会不会drive away without paying me? 不付钱就开车走人呢?Guess I'm not the only one 看来我不是唯一一个who watches '70s television crime dramas. 看过七十年代犯罪电视剧的人Look, you can trust us. 你可以信任我们We're respected scientists. 我们是广受尊敬的科学家Well, he is. 只有他是I'm a wedding planner,我是个婚礼策划人who can't find love himself. 自己却一直单身It's ironic, but the point is 这很讽刺但重点是we can't trust you. 我们没法信任你Y ou're a sketchy character in a parking garage. 你就是个停车场里的路人甲Y eah, well, from my perspective, 好吧站在我的角度that's how you two appear to me. 我看你们俩也是一样的Well, I never thought of it like that. 我还从没想过这点Boy, frame of reference will just sneak up on you, won't it? 天啊参照理论就这么打你个措手不及了吗?My friend does make a decent point about the money. 关于钱的事我朋友说的有道理I don't feel comfortable just handing it over up front. 我感觉就这么把钱给你不是很放心Ah-ah-ah, no money, no helium.不给钱就拿不到氦气Seems we're at a, uh, stalemate.看来我们僵持住了Not technically. 严格上来说不是啊In chess, a stalemate refers to a situation 在国际象棋里"僵持"是指in which there are no remaining moves. 无路可走的情况Uh, you have plenty of moves available. 你还有好多路可走呢Y ou could beat us up and steal the money. 你可以暴打我们一顿把钱偷走Y ou could kill us, you know. 你还可以杀了我们的知道吧Really, you're only limited by your imagination. 真的你只是被自己的想象力限制住了Huh. 这样All these years, I've been using stalemate, 这么多年来我一直都把"僵持" when I really mean impasse. 当成"僵局"来用的I feel foolish. 感觉好蠢啊I don't think it matters if this is a stalemate 我觉得不管是说"僵持""僵局"or an impasse or a Mexican standoff. 还是"墨西哥僵局" 都不重要What are we gonna do here? 我们要在这儿干嘛?Oh, whoa, whoa, how can it be a Mexican standoff? 哦哇哦哇哦这怎么是墨西哥僵局呢?{\an8}表示对峙的三方或多方互相牵制的平衡状态.Everybody knows you need three sides for that. 大家都知道得要有三边对峙Not necessarily. 不一定的Uh, many argue the essence of a Mexican standoff 呃很多人说墨西哥僵局的本质就是is that no one can walk away from the conflict 就是没有人能毫发无伤的without incurring harm. 远离冲突Hmm, I don't follow. 嗯我不懂你的意思Let me give you an example.我给你举个栗子吧Earlier today, 来这儿之前I decoded the headers on your e-mail, 我破解了你邮箱的源文件and I know that your name is Kenneth Fitzgerald. 然后我知道了你的名字是肯尼斯·菲茨杰拉德From that, I figured out where you live and where you work. 从而我搞清楚你的住址及上班的地方Now, to make this a Mexican standoff, 现在为了实现墨西哥僵局I would say something like, uh, 我会说诸如此类的话呃Y ou give us the helium or I'll turn you in to the authorities? 你给我们氦气否则我就向当局告发你Is that a threat? 那是威胁的意思吗?Y eah, exactly. See, you're getting it. 嗯没错看你明白我的意思了Y eah, well, I know where you work, all right? 好吧我知道你的工作地点好吧? And if you mess with me, I'll report you, 如果你敢耍我我就举报你then I'll pound your asses into the ground. 然后我就把你摔个屁股墩儿Perfect! Now we really are in a Mexican standoff. 完美现在我们真的实现墨西哥僵局了Is this one of those times 我又再一次的where I've won the battle but lost the war? 赢了嘴仗输了斗争吗?Afraid so, Skippy. 恐怕是的史杰比I told you we shouldn't go shopping at night. 我告诉过你我们不应该晚上去购物All right, let's all just calm down. 好了我们都冷静一点Nobody wants to report anybody. 没人想要举报任何人No, I don't like this. I'm out. 不我不喜欢这样我要走了No, no, no. Wait, don't go. 不不不等等别走Just let me explain. 让我解释一下We're physicists, and we're trying to prove 我们是物理学家而我们试图证明a hypothesis that we've been working on for over a year. 我们努力了一整年的一个假设Really? What's the hypothesis? 真的吗? 什么假设?Space-time can be interpreted as 时空可以被看作是the surface of an n-dimensional superfluid. N维堆超流体的表层Hmm. Could be, could be. 嗯有可能有可能Go on. 继续Okay, but now there's this Swedish team that read our paper 好吧但现在有个瑞士团队读了我们的论文and they're trying to beat us to our own discovery. 而他们想要用我们的理论来打败我们We really need this helium. 我们真的很需要氦气And I'm sorry I lied about 我很抱歉谎称我是being a wedding planner who can't find love. 找不到真爱的婚礼策划人Although I am currently single, if you know anybody. 尽管我最近单身了如果你认识那个谁的话Here's the money. Can we do this? 给你钱我们继续交易好吗? Okay. 好的It's a shame about those scientists ripping you off. 那些剽窃你们的科学家应该感到羞愧I expected a higher ethical standard 我本来以为我们的瑞典朋友from our friends in Sweden. 会有节操一点儿呢It's actually pretty common in our field. 事实上在我们的领域是很司空见惯的Not much you can do about it. 你也不能把他们怎么样Well, for the right amount of money, 嗯为了你们给的这些钱if you know where they live, 如果你知道他们住哪儿there's, uh, plenty we could do about it. 我们呃可以大有所为的Did you hear that, Leonard? 你听到了吗莱纳德?There's plenty we could do about it. 我们可以大有所为Do you have a card? 你们有卡吗?Okay, here we go. 好了搞定了Now everyone can see. 现在大家都可以看了All right. (clears throat) 好了(清喉咙)Where do we stand on cross-eyed Mike? 我们为什么会觉得斗鸡眼麦克不错? Y ou know he won't be looking at other girls. 那样他看不到别的女孩了Unless they're sitting on the end of his nose. 除非她们坐在他的鼻子底下Okay, okay, okay. Thumbs down. 好的好的好的往下按Next. 下一个Ew, check out his tiny teeth. 呃快看他的小尖牙He looks like a man-dolphin. 他看起来像个海豚人儿Wait, if he's good in bed, 等等如果他床上功夫好she can throw him a fish. 她还可以扔条鱼奖励他(high-pitched): I love you, Amy. (高音): 我爱你艾米(squeaking) (海豚叫)Okay, I'm starting to feel guilty.好吧我开始有罪恶感了Aren't we being a little mean? 我们是不是有点太刻薄了?That's a fair point. 你的想法是对的We wouldn't make fun of someone like this to their face. 我们不应该取笑别人的长相Look, it's Stuart! 看是斯图尔特!Y ou may want to leave the room. 你可能会不想呆在这儿Right this way, Uncle Harvey.这边走哈维舅舅Will you stop with that already? 你能不能消停会儿?I'm trying not to attract attention. 我正试图消除别人的注意And tipping his hat to the cleaning lady didn't do that? 向清洁工脱帽行礼还不够引人注目吗?She said,buenas noches. What was he supposed to do? 她说"晚上好晚安"他能怎么办? Let's just start the experiment. 我们开始做实验吧Leonard, we should probably have our story straight 莱纳德我们也许应该把我们的故事理顺in case we get caught. 以免我们被抓We're not getting caught. 我们不会被抓到的Well, you can't be sure of that. 嗯你也不能保证What if the helium dealer rats us out? 假如卖家出卖我们怎么办?What if Kripke asks where we got it? 假如克里普克问我们是怎么弄到的怎么办?What if the university checks my family tree 假如学校调查我的家族成员and finds out I don't have an Uncle Harvey? 发现我根本没有舅舅叫哈维呢?The dealer doesn't care, Kripke has no authority over us, 卖家根本不在意克里普克不能越级上报and you being related to a metal container 而你和一个金属容器是亲戚would explain a lot. 这很合情合理Help me hook this up. 帮我把这个扣住Uh-oh. What? 啊哦什么?- Well, did you see this sticker? - What is it? - 嗯看到这个贴纸了吗? - 是什么? It's partially torn off, but the segment that remains reads: 一部分被撕掉了剩下的部分写着property of and the letter U ? 上面写着"所属机构为字母U"It's probably USC 可能是南加利福尼亚大学or UCLA. 或是加利福尼亚大学洛杉矶分校Y eah, but what if it's roperty of U.S. Government? 嗯但是如果它是联邦政府登记在册的呢?There's a national helium reserve in Amarillo, Texas. 在德克萨斯州的阿马里洛有国家贮存的氦气If this was stolen from there, 如果这是从那儿偷的we're accessories to a federal crime. 我们就犯国家罪了Let's not jump to conclusions. 我们别太快下结论- A lot of things start with U. - That's true. - 很多机构都是字母U开头的- 那倒是There's the U.S. Air Force, 美国空军U.S. Department of Defense, U.S. Navy, 美国国防部美国海军Y ou and I are going to jail.你和我会坐牢Listen, we can do the experiment as planned 听着我们可以按计划进行试验and beat the Swedish team to the punch, 然后打败瑞士团队or we can kiss our dreams good-bye because we were 或者我们可以和梦想挥手告别因为我们to afraid to break a few rules. 太害怕而不敢打破常规Ma'am. 您好Okay, does everyone remember the rules? 好大家都知道游戏规则了吧?If he's shirtless, one sip. 如果照片是半裸的喝一口Posing with a pet, two sips. 如果是跟宠物的合照喝两口Pet and shirtless, chug like it's your job. 如果是跟宠物拍的半裸照就一口气干了And pull! 现在开始!I have that same underwear! 我有同款的内裤哎!Chug! 干了!Mm, Amy, you're getting a text. 艾米你有短信Oh, um, give me that. 哦把手机给我I had a great time last night 我昨晚过的很开心No, no, st-stop reading that. 拜托别读了- Who's Dave? - I... - 谁是戴夫? - 我...Y ou went on a date last night? 你昨晚出去约会了吗?Are you seeing someone? 你在跟别人交往吗?No, it-it's not like that. 不不是这样的And I'd love to take you out again 真希望能再跟你出去坐坐Amy! What? 艾米! 不会吧?Can't believe it. Oh, my God. 真是不敢相信天哪Okay, it's like that. 好吧就是这样Thank you for coming back. 谢谢你能再回来Y eah, well, normally I wouldn't, 一般我不会这么做but my daughter's having a sleepover, and there's only 不过我女儿去朋友家过夜了so much screaming and Katy Perry a man can take. 我一个大男人也顶多只能看着水果姐尖叫了{\an8}Katy Perry 人称水果姐美国当红歌手Anyway, if you could just give us our money back, 好吧如果你把钱退给我们you can have your helium and we'll be on our way. 我们就把氦还给你然后各不相欠了Y eah, well, is there something wrong with it? 怎么那氦有什么问题吗?No, nothing. We just changed our mind. 没有是我们改主意了He has glasses and I'm a know-it-all; 从他戴着眼镜我又这么无所不知来看we are not built for prison. 我们绝对不是进监狱的人物Y eah, I hear you. 嗯好吧Well, you're good guys, so I'll, uh... 既然你们都是好人那我...I'll take the helium off your hands. 那我只能把它拿走了Thank you. 太感谢了But you ain't getting your money back. 不过钱我是不会给你们了Y ou're taking advantage of us? 你这是要占我们便宜吗?We clarified nomenclature together. 我们不是以命名法把这个问题说清楚了吗Look, I enjoy semantic digressions 我相信你们下一个合作伙伴肯定跟我一样as much as the next guy, but, uh, this is business. 享受跟你讨论语义学不过没这就是生意之道Y ou know what? 好了好了It's fine. Keep the money. 行吧我们不要钱了We just want to be done with this. 现在我们只想把这件事了结掉No problem, but I am gonna have to charge you 没问题不过我还得收一点点a small helium restocking fee. 补货的钱I don't understand. 我不太懂你的意思He wants more money. 他想再要点钱Well, it better not be more than a thousand dollars; 好吧不过千万别超过一千块that's all I've got on me. 我身上可只有这么多That's exactly how much it is. 我就要这么多Finally, 这下好了something breaks our way. 咱还是得破财免灾I can't believe you're seeing someone 我真不敢相信你跟别人交往and we don't even know about it. 竟然都不告诉我们Y eah, why wouldn't you tell us? 对啊你为什么不告诉我们呢? Because it's new and weird 因为这只是刚开始and I'm just trying to figure it all out. 我想自己先理清楚And I knew 而且如果我告诉你们if I told you guys I had been out 我跟几个人出去约会了with a few people that you'd get way too excited about it. 你们肯定会特别激动A few people? 几个人?- What?! Amy! - Amy! - 啥?! 艾米! - 艾米!So, are we allowed to ask how it's going? 所以我们能问问进展怎么样吗?It's going fine. 还不错It's mostly just been meeting people for coffee. 只是出去喝杯咖啡而已Wha...?! 啥...?!I thought we were all... 我以为我们都会这样...Never mind. 算了I-I thought you weren't ready 我还以为to start seeing people. 你还没有准备好跟其他人交往Well, I don't have much experience dating, 我没什么约会的经验so I decided it would be good for me 所以我觉得出去约几次会to, you know, get out there a little. 对我也是件好事Well, good for you. 对当然是件好事Thank you. 谢谢And how many guys have you gone out with? 你在跟几个人约会?Please be less than two. 老天保佑两个以下- Three. - Damn it. - 三个- 我去Well, the Swedes might beat us, 虽然瑞典人可能赢了我们but at least we won't get gang-noogied in prison. 不过至少我们没被扔进监狱{\an8}这句话是电影《监狱宝贝蛋》的台词Is Ernest Goes to Jail the only prison movie you've seen? 监狱电影你是不是只看过《监狱宝贝蛋》?It scared me straight, Leonard. 你是不知道它有多吓人莱纳德Hey, I've been thinking. 嗨我回去想了想I was being petty. 之前是我太小气了Y ou can have my helium. 我那儿的氦可以给你们Thank you, Barry. 谢谢你巴瑞But you have to add my name to your paper. 不过你们报告里得把我的名字加进去That's preposterous. 这太荒谬了I don't know, seems fair. 这很公平啊Y ou can't do it without me. 反正没有我你们也成不了事Can you give us a minute? 能给我们点时间讨论一下吗?Take your time. 没事慢慢讨论I'll walk out backwards for dramatic effect. 为了营造戏剧效果我要倒着走出去I don't like being extorted like this. 这有点像被敲诈的感觉我不想这样Especially by him of all people. 尤其是被他敲诈Me neither, but what other choice do we have? 我也不想啊但是我们能怎么办?I promise this is the last time. 我保证这是最后一次It says right here on Wikipedia. 维基百科上是这么说的"A Mexican standoff is a confrontation between "墨西哥僵局是指at least three parties." 至少三方双间的对峙"How can you trust Wikipedia 维基百科竟然用"在两者之间"来指三方事物if they use "between" to refer to three parties? 你怎么可以相信啊?They should've used "among," right? 应该用"什么之中"这个词对吧?Or "amongst," if they were feeling whimsically archaic. 想听起来复古一些也可以用"当中"这个词All right, enough with the chitchat. 好了先别闲聊了Are we gonna watch Ernest Goes to Jail or not? 我们到底还要不要看《监狱宝贝蛋》啊?Absolutely. 当然看了But don't be surprised if this movie sets you 不过看完这部电影你可能就再也不敢违法了- on the straight and narrow. - I am open to change. - 我先提醒你一下- 我很乐于改变的第7集Did you hear about this study that found people E07 你们有没有听说一项研究that were cool and popular at 13 十三岁时比较酷比较受欢迎的人have problems succeeding later in life? 长大后却很难成功Hmm. I'm doing okay,and I was very popular at 13. 我现在混的不错十三岁时也很受欢迎n school? 在学校吗Oh, no. At home. 那倒不是是在家里The servants would sing to me, 仆人们会给我唱歌laugh at my jokes... 喜欢我讲的笑话wish I knew their names. 可惜我不知道他们的名字Does the study say 这项研究有没有说what happens to the unpopular kids? 不受欢迎的孩子们会怎么样啊Y ou tell me... you 你说呢刚刚跟你一块儿起床的人woke up in bed with one. 就是个活生生的例子Listen to this. 跟你们说件事just received an e-mail from Wil Wheaton. 刚刚威尔·惠顿给我发了封邮件Leonard Nimoy's son is working on a documentary 说伦纳德·尼莫伊的儿子正在制作一部纪录片that he started with his father before he passed away. 这部纪录片是他父亲生前跟他合作的t's about Mr. Spock and his impact on our culture. 是关于史波克先生及其对美国文化的影响Why is he writing to you? 他为什么给你发邮件Well, they're looking for fans to interview, 他们想采访一位粉丝and Wil thought I'd be good for it. 威尔觉得我很合适Oh. Hey, high five. 哇不错嘛来击个掌Absolutely not. 才不要Y eah, Penny, 对了佩妮you spent some time in front of the camera. 关于拍摄你有些经验。

生活大爆炸第二季05剧本

-Penny：Well, good for Leonard.
随便他。
-Sheldon：Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies, But it has speed bumps, which appreciably increase point-to-point drive time, making It the less efficient choice.
-Penny：What?
怎么了？
-Sheldon：Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a cell phone or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
as the crow flies：（习语）直线的，笔直的 speed bump：减速装置 appreciably：略微 increase：增加 point-to-point：点对点的 efficient：有效率的
Euclid大道的直线距离的确更近，但是这里有减速坡，会极大地降低点到点的行驶速度，所以走这条路实际上更慢。
performing：履行的 reduce：降低 reaction time：反应时间 factor：因素 ounce：盎司 alcohol：酒，酒精
试验表明在开车的时候，某些行为诸如吃东西、打电话或者喝咖啡会降低人的反应速度，就跟喝了一盎司酒精一样。
-Penny：Do you have any alcohol?

S01E07-08TheBigBangTheory生活大爆炸美剧中英剧本·词汇解释·学习笔记

THE BIG BANG THEORY 中英剧本+词汇解析(TBBT-S01-EP07-08)第一季7集: The Dumpling Paradox-Howard：Watch this, it's really cool.看这个，真的很酷。

Call Leonard Hofstadter.呼叫Leonard Hofstadter。

-Machine：Did you say: "Call Helen Boxleitner"? 您说的是"呼叫Helen Boxleitner"吗？-Howard：No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.不，呼叫Leonard Hofstadter。

-Machine：Did you say: "Call Temple Beth Seder"? 您说的是"呼叫Temple Beth Seder"吗？-Howard：No.不。

-Leonard：Here, let me try it.来让我试试。

Call McFlono McFlooniloo.呼叫McFlono McFlooniloo。

-Machine：Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.正在呼叫Rajesh Koothrappali。

-Raj：Oh, it's very impressive.impressive：给人印象深刻的真的很强悍。

And a little racist.racist：种族主义者还带点儿种族主义。

-Sheldon：If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology,"all through：一直mock：愚弄，嘲弄flawed：有缺陷的technology：科技如果你们玩够了"嘲笑残次科技"，can we get on with Halo night?get on with：继续（干某事）Halo：（图画中圣人头上的）光环，灵光我们能开始"光晕"之夜了吗(XBOX经典第一人称射击游戏)？We were supposed to start at 8:00.be supposed to：应该，被期望我们本该8点开始。

生活大爆炸S02E16中英文对照可打印学习版

真是太好了Leslie多谢
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
你替我抓背我当然要还你了
What was all that about?
那是怎么回事?
Oh, uh, no big deal. They gave Leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.
The meow, that sounded to me like an African civet cat.
而那个"喵"听上去像是种非洲灵猫
Are you done?
说完了没?
No.
还没
Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.
好吧我什么都不想说因为你和Leslie有过那么一小段
I don't care about that.
这我倒是不在乎
Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something.
太好了我都快憋死了
You and Leslie?
你和Leslie?
In the paintball shed! Twice!
我得带她去医院照激光
And I told you I wante to see a doctor's note.
我也跟你说了让你把病例卡给我
We need a plan.
我们得拟定个计划
How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
执行"上帝之锤"计划如何?

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