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幽默英语小故事欣赏

幽默英语小故事篇一

During the doctor s periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. Can you imagine, she said. Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!

医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。你能想象吗，她说，付了他70元，我还得亲他!

幽默英语小故事篇二

After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attentionof any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar billand waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed theporter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。先生，脚夫说道，很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。

幽默英语小故事篇三

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot.

一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。

Why use my elbow and foot?

为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?

Well, gosh, was the reply, You re not coming empty-handed, are you?

天哪! 吝啬鬼回答，你总不会空着手来吧?

幽默英语小故事篇四

After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That s an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What s wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.

一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。马上就有人询问这则广告，这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者说，马有什么毛病吗?哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。