英语小品翻译
英语话剧台词——小品【不差钱】_全文翻译
Today we performopusculum赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse?毛毛：我落在炕上了I left it on the brick bed.赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了I do business to you,but you left it?毛毛：兜里才70多元I only have seventy yuan.赵本山：我还有400Here is 400 yuan.毛毛：也不够啊it's not enough.赵本山：够不够都可以的it doesn't matter.赵本山：服务员waiterss !小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们girl? I'm a real man. 赵本山：怎么穿裙子why do you wear a skirt?小沈阳：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，it's not,this is a seventhtrousers..Sorry,I wear wrongin a hurry .may I takeyour order?赵本山：yes.赵本山：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。
最贵的要点上要吃多少钱I want to know how much it costto have a meal,including themost expensive dishes.小沈阳：要一、二万元about ten or twenty thousand yuan.赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?小沈阳：打白条owe the money?赵本山：不是打白条，给你小费no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.毛毛: so many tips I have money.小沈阳：大爷，你太帅了uncle,I LOVE YOU .赵本山：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜When The guest comes,youshould help me when I amordering dishes.If I want toorder a dear dish……小沈阳：我就说没有I say not have?赵本山：你太明白了you are so clever.毛毛：爷爷，我饿了grandpa,I'm hungry. 赵本山：给我来碗面条take me a bowl of noodles.小沈阳：78元一碗78 yuan.毛毛:do you have the cheaper?小沈阳: this is the cheapest,赵本山:ok ,please小沈阳: here is the noodle毛毛：爷爷有一点咸了,it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee 赵本山：给她搞一碗白开水,give her some water. we first tryto act to order the dish小沈阳：ok赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只Four Ausrialia’s abalones.小沈阳：对不起没有。
小品英语
English Learning第一部分报幕员台词：W: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.Both: 大家晚上好。
W: With the opening up of China and the development of its tourism industry, English, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.M: 随着中国的对外开放，旅游业的迅速发展，英语，作为国际语言，在我们的身边变得越来越重要。
W: The Government of the Baoji City calls on the whole city to learn English.M: 宝鸡市委、市政府号召全市人民兴起了学习英语的新高潮。
W: Now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning English everywhere. M: 如今，在宝鸡，您随处可见男男女女、老老少少都在学英语。
我们金口才外国语学校里的学生都特别的爱学英语，这不，在我们的课余时间里两位同学就对英语学习进行了一番讨论。
Ok. Let's enjoy the performance, “English learning”.请欣赏我们的小品《学英语》。
第二部分剧本台词：（时间：星期一早晨地点：校园里）Li Le: （出场）My name is Le le, I am a student of our training School. But I just came here yesterday, I know nothing about English.SUN: My name is Le le。
LI: （乐乐上。
练读旅游英语300句）How do you do(好赌有赌) ? How do you do(好赌有赌)? Nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. Me，too. I can't speak Chinese（爱砍他死屁踩你死）. Can（砍）you（油）speak English(英国历史)? Yes, a little（啊里头）. What can I do for you （我砍爱读佛油）? 这不，中国的发展这么快，人人都在学英语，我也要更加努力学好English….. 芳芳，芳芳！SUN: 你好，乐乐。
英语六人小品三顾茅庐
管家：谁啊 Who’s that? 张飞：查电表的 I come here to charge the bill of electricity
刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下 We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽 抹眼泪） 张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头 I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见 一下 Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please.
What do you three take to come here?
张飞：骑马来的啊
Riding a horse ,of course.
管家：…… （管家关门） 刘备：oh, he said the money！！
The three brothers come to the stage, with gifts in Zhangfei and Guanyu’s hand
诸葛亮：（小七）
管家：饰
张飞：饰
关羽：饰
刘备：饰 旁白：
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Zhu Ge liang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers —— Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语小品剧本
The first day, in the dormitoryCandy, Maggi, Alice. Candy is very fat. Maggi is very slim.One day, Alice bought a weighing scale.Magi: Oh, I’m getting thinner.Candy: I also want to weigh. Oh, my god! The weight scale is broken! I’m too fat!Alice: Candy,Actually, I would want to tell you long before, you should lose weight.Candy:Well, well, I will start the battle from tomorrow! The next day is coming.In the morning, Alice and Maggi wake up early, they dressed up beautifully , after they finished their breakfast, Candy is still sleeping.Maggi: Candy, please get up ,it's 9 o'clock, The sun is so shining and so beautiful.Alice: yeah, you slept too much , you went to bed last evening at 8 o'clock, now you should get up. Candy: Oh, I know, actually ,I woke up in the early morning ,I am so hungry ,I am afraid that I will eat too much when I get up, then I will be fatter. So , I decide to lie on the bed till 11 o'clock, then I can eat a apple for my breakfast and lunch . Maggi and Lily :haha, you are a smart girl. Ok, you go ahead.Maggi(watch the time) :oh, my god ,it's 9:30.Xiaoming invited me to go to the park yesterday, we decided to meet at 10 :00.I will be late. Ladies, I have to go out, Bye Bye .Candy and Maggi: Bye.Candy: When can I go out with a boy? Look my fat body, I am hopeless.Alice: Don't worry, Baby, Try your best to lose weight, then , you can be hot like maggi, then, many boys will run after you.Candy laughed: Haha ,I can also become a beauty. Then ,I will find my Mr. Right.Then, it's 11:00Alice: Candy, let's go to canteen 4 to have lunch. You can drink a little soup.Candy: no, I just stay at dormitory to eat an apple, I believe I can be slender.Alice :You are so determined, then I will go to eat by myself.The time is 5:30 in the afternoon. Candy refused to eat anything. Alice eats by herself still. In 7:00, Maggi went back with some delicious food.Maggi: come on , girls, their are some roast duck, you can eat ,Xiao ming bought for me , I ate a little and brought the left for you.Alice : oh, it's so delicious.Maggi: Candy ,Why don't you come here to eat some , I remember you like to eat roast duck most before. Candy: no, I have decided to lose weight, I must control myself.Maggi and Alice: oh ,you have a strong will, we believe in you.You can succed!candy try her best to control herself, in order not to be influenced by the delicious roast duck, Candy goes to sleep soon., Candy has a dream ,she dreamed a lotof delicious food, Roast Chicken, Cake, Hamburger, candies and so on.Salesman(S), Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C),Act I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) salesman: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eatenone ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.Hi, yang ladies,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )Maggi: yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,I want to eat yangrouchuan. How about you ?Alice: It looks so attractive, I can’t refuse to eat one. Candy:I am so hungry .Oh, God, help me, I want to eat something ,I want to eat everything, but I don’t want my weight gaining anymore!What should I do? Girls, give me some suggestions! I need your help!Maggi: you have persist for a whole day ,if you want to lose weight ,you’d better leave far away from these unhealthy food! You can look at us eating , hahahaha! Alice: Are you kidding? Didn’t you know Candy haven’t eaten anything for a whole day ? how can she refuse to eat if we were eaing?Salesman :ladies ,my yangrouchuan teast really good, if you ate one, you would want to eat another, believe me ,you can tastes one for free. Here you are.Candy: Give me? Oh, you are so kind! I can’t wait! I want to eat!Let losing weight go to the hell!Maggi: Are you mad? Then your all efforts will go with the yangrouchuan! Stop eating! Stop !Alice: Oh, my god,slowly, just slowly, nobody will compete with you!Poor girl, it’s too painful for you to keep diet! （candy继续掏钱，买羊肉串）Candy：Give me five , no ,eight ,no,ten ,ok ,ten !quickly! quickly!Maggi: Enough! Enough! You can’t eat any more, it’s too much for you ! Alice, help me , stop her ,she can’t eat anymore!Alice: Stop! Candy, you really can’t eat anymore! You eat too much!Candy: no, no, I need more, I’m hungry! I’m hungry! One hour later , on the way homeCandy:oh, My god, I have a stomachache,oh ,god ,my stomche !Maggi: Oh ,god ,what’s the matter with you? Alice: It must be the yangrouchuan ! Maggi , call the ambulance! quickly!From this story，we can learn that ，losing weight can’t be blind, we should exercise more ,not just diet, what’s more, overeating is harmful to our health. therefore, we should find a right way to lose weight and keep healthy.。
小品剧本中国式英语-Chinglish!
小品-中国式英语《Chinglish》甲：知道吗，最近一东西比较火。
乙：什么？甲：Chinglish，俗称中式英语!乙：你才刚听说？我都知道好久了。
你水平如何？甲：horse horse tiger tiger乙：行啊，那我考考你吧。
甲：try try see乙：你没看见我有多忙吗？甲：you no see,I now very busy乙：不管三七二十一甲：no care three seven two ten one乙：其实理解多了，才觉得这东西有些胡搅蛮缠。
甲：为啥？If you tiger me,I will mountain you!乙：生日快乐变成了“Birthday happy”,上学成了“up shool”,这些东西一点语法都没有。
甲：也不能一棍子打死，“Long time to see”已经成了国际标准词汇了。
乙：What do you think,Who are you?这是英语初学者的必经之路。
甲：是啊，你难道就没这么no three no four过？乙：我一直惭愧的就是我的作文里竟有那样的句子。
甲：说来听听。
乙：One car come,one car go,two car PengPeng,people did.甲：没有人会ten all ten nine,都是Ameriean Chinese not enough.乙：Am I easy I?都一路走过来的。
甲：China people ten thousand year.我们发明的，我们也要用啊。
乙：This is only one no two,啥美式、欧式都没咱的有意思。
甲：因此，大家千万别认真，当个笑料就行了。
乙：最后，祝大家good good study,day day up!。
英语小品：It's the money's fault
小品It’s the money’s fault第一幕女儿：Suddenly, when my pa is walking across the street（一辆车压过父亲）someone saw it and then called the police. Finally, the man was sent to the hospital.（在医院）女儿：This is my dad. No, what’s the matter.护士：Don’t worry. Your father is in rescue. Please sit down here. 女儿：Dad, look at me. I’m here. Open your eyes. I’m here.(很激动的说道)护士：Please calm down. The doctor is struggling to rescue.女儿:Father, father…(护士边走边推，走出舞台)(手术台外)女儿：Please try your best. I beg you. Dad, I’m here. Don’t let me alone. Doctor, please help me.（手术结束后）医生：I’m sorry, we’ve tried our best. Your father has gone to the west. Please retain your grief.女儿：Oh, no, no…doctor, please save my dad. I feel apart inside and broke into my tears, dad, looking at me. Don’t leave me. I’m here. Open your eyes please.第二幕敲诈者：it’s so difficult to find job recently because of economic crisis. I’m glad to go around the hospital. It is easy to make money by trading the troubles between doctors and patients. Look, someoneis crying. Money is coming. (走过去) Oh, hi, miss, what’s wrong with you？女儿：My dad has passed away after a very long time rescue.敲诈者：I’m so sorry to hear that, but it’s unbelievable. Your father was dead because of the doctor’s fault. They didn’t try their best to rescue.女儿：You said the doctor killed my father. No, no… in my opinion, they are angel to save people.敲诈者：Yes, they are. But now some doctors use their skill to make money. In fact, they knew you didn’t have money. So they did n’t use enough medicine. So your father was dead finally女儿：What? I feel so angry. I’m treated.敲诈者：Yeah, right. Don’t let them run away. I feel with you. I’m here if you need any help. If you…女儿：Money is no problem. I’ll give them a lesson. This is my phone number. See you tomorrow.第三幕（三男一女）Show your muscle. (音乐天鹅湖响起，练舞)敲诈者：Are you ready？众男：yes.女儿：Pay back my father’s life.(举牌)医生：What’s the matter? What are you doing?女儿：You killed my father. Pay back my father. What do you want to say?护士：Oh, doctor.医生：I want to say your father’s death was not my fault. I have tried my best.男生甲：It’s you. It’s you. Excuse. Excuse女儿：I can’t forgive you护士：No, no… Doctor, are you Ok?医生：I’m fine.第四幕女儿：Thank you. Here you are.（拿出钱）敲诈者：Oh, yeah, any time, anywhere, just let me know, I’ll do any help. Oh(倒下)女儿：Oh, oh, help, help. Someone is lying on the ground. Oh, oh doctor, here, here, help. It’s you. My pa was killed by you. Are you going to kill the person?护士：You, go.(拉医生走)医生：He is going to die. We must save the time. We can’t leave him alone.敲诈者：Thank you for saving me. I hurt you before.医生：Patients is aim of mine. It’s my duty.敲诈者：I shouldn’t cheat you for money. Thank you very much. It’svery kind of you.（对女儿说）Doctor didn’t kill your father. I lied to you for money.女儿：What? I’ll kill you.医生：No（拉住女儿）全剧终。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
欢迎共阅小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）GottheMoneyAnyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,e nters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.) UncleZhao?Hereweare.赵本山：到了。
Yadar??????Hereweare.毛毛：?到了。
毛毛：?毛毛：?小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
UncleZhao?We'reyourcustomers.Don'twelooklikeit?赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。
不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞)Shenyang??ohyeahyeahyeah….小沈阳：是的是的。
UncleZhao?thisisanimportantmealhere,miss.赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。
ShenyangI’mnotamiss,I’maman,arealmanfromtheinsideout.小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。
Shenyang?UncleZhao?Then,howcanyouwearinaskirt?赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。
Shenyang??See,it'snoskirtbutCapripants.it'smen'swearinScottishstyle..Lookatthis,look.Oh,damnit,Igetinto oneofthetrousersinahurry.NowonderIfeeldifferentwhilewalking.小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。
英语小品
英语三人小品Linda:Good morning,What can I do for you?琳达：早上好，我们能为你们做什么呢？Jane:Good morning.My name is Jane Stewart .And this is my brother Alex Stewart 简：早上好.我的名字是简·斯图尔特。
这是我哥哥亚历克斯·斯图尔特。
Alex:Hi.Good morning.Yesterday we found a dog named lucky亚历克斯：早上好。
昨天我们发现这只叫lucky的狗。
Jane:We have thought many ways to find its host,but we don’t succeed ultimately. 简：我们认为很多方法来发现它的主人，但是我们最终不能成功。
Linda:Oh,wait a while.You know by rule, I must make a record .琳达：噢，等一会儿。
你知道我必须做一个记录。
Jane:No problem.简：没问题。
Linda:Ok. Miss.Stewart.Then,please tell me your address?琳达：好的Stewart 小姐。
那么，请告诉我你的地址？Jane:46 Linden Street,Riverdale.简：林登街46，Riverdale.Linda:Where did you find the dog?琳达：你在什么地方找到这条狗的？Alex:Speak exactly,not we found her.It’s she found us in our house.亚历克斯：讲到底，不是我们发现她，而是她在简的房子里发现我们的。
Linda:Have you tried calling the number on the collar?琳达：你试着打过领子上的号码吗？Jane:Yes,but the number is no longer in service.So we only ask you for help.简：是的，但是号码不再服务。
一百个英语小品词
一百个英语小品词Rome was not built in one day.1. answervt. 1.回答回复The president answered the reporters' questions.2.答辩How would you answer the criticism that your government has increased the leve of taxation?3.满足The new government just didn't answer our hopes.vi. answer sb. back a. 顶嘴b.为自己辩解,辩白answer to 对...有反应answer for 为...而负责1. a.Don't answer your grandmother back; it's not polite.b.The press is attacking the Queeen when she cannot answer back.2. The dog answers to his name.3. I will answer to you for his safety.我将对他的安全向你负责.1. 要求，请求eg: If you need any help,just ask.2. ask after sb . 问候某人的健康，问安eg: A:Do you ask after your parents in your letters?B: Never.3. ask sth. for sth. 要价，讨价eg: A:What are they asking for this house?B:they're asking $15,000 for that flat.4.ask sb to sth.邀请；请某人eg:1）A:Shall we ask the neighbours to our house?B:No problem.2）I've asked some friends to tea.3）I've asked some friends for dinner.5. ask sb about sth.询问,打听eg: A:Ask him about the ring you lost.B:Right,he may have found it.以上的ask都为不及物动词backvt.1.后退She backed the car through the gate.她开倒车驶出大门。
英语小品
武松打虎Part One: drinking wine! Action!武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! （加进舞蹈）The girl is dangerous.潘金莲：You just mistake me. I am the most beautiful and pretty women in the street!(pretty women音乐响起）,your brother is gone. I will go back to my hometown to spend my life. Good night, ladies and gentlemen!(潘金莲退场）武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。
武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough.小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.武松：Anything to eat?小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?武松：Ten pizzas, please.小二: Here you are!武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒武松喝了，却是不再倒了）武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me?服务员！怎么不倒酒了？小二：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。
英语小品
DOCTOR----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Jake（请进，我是杰克大夫）SICK----I’mMike.（我是麦克）DOCTOR---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem? （坐，咋了？）SICK----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）DOCTOR----Here? （这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）SICK----No, here.（不是，这儿）DOCTOR----Here? （再按按>是这儿吗）SICK----Ouch! （嚄！疼！）DOCTOR----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now! （不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术）SICK----What?! But…（什么？但是。
）DOCTOR----Operation ….about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）SICK----What? （什么？！）DOCTOR----I am a Doctor or you are! （我是大夫还是你是大夫）SICK----But I have cut it last time! （但是我上次已经割掉了！）DOCTOR----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>）SICK----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）DOCTOR----Oh your heartbeat is stop! （天哪！没心跳了！）SICK----It’s left…（在左边）DOCTOR----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good! （转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）SICK----It is my watch! （那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）SICK----Ouch! My leg! （噢！我的腿！）DOCTOR----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body! （别急！我是大夫！让我看看）SICK----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break! （我信你？！饶了我吧！）SICK----Any one there? Help…（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）DOCTOR----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）PLA 1----Is anyone alive here? (3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）Sick and doctor---- Help! （救命）PLA 1----Hold on! I will save your life! （坚持住！我来救你们！）PLA 2----Anyone Survive? （现在还有人生还吗？）PLA 1----Yes! You see, now I’m digging, I detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我正在挖人呢，我发现有两个人还活着！）PLA2----With the shovel? You will hurt them! （用铲子？你会伤到他们！）PLA1----Oh! I see! (Then use hands) （有道理！说罢开始用手挖）PLA 2----They are here. (他们在这里！)PLA 1----Are you OK? （你们还好吗！）DOCTOR AND SICK----We are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受伤了！）PLA 1----Take it easy! （别担心！坚持住！）DOCTOR AND SICK----Felt relieved to hear that! We’ll be very careful! We are thirsty! Water! Quickly! Water! （这我们就放心了！我们会小心的！我们好渴！要水！快！水！）PLA 1----Now this is a big hole, Try to climb out（现在挖了个大洞！试着爬出来！）SICK----Let me see…(She climb out from the hole)（我试试病人比较瘦，爬了出来>）DOCTOR----It’s my turn now. Oh shit! I am stuck!....Help!（轮到我了,卡住了,救我！）PLA 1----What a fat man! （真肥！）往外拉不出来，失败！PLA 1----Come on everyone! （大家来帮忙啊!）At last, A Complete Success! 终于成功了。
英语短小品带翻译
Benefits of Using Short Skits for Language Learning
There are numerous benefits to using short skits as a language learning tool. Here are a few reasons why short skits can be so effective:
Passenger: Here you go.
Customs Officer: Thank you. How long do you plan tI'll be here for two weeks on vacation.
Customs Officer: Do you have anything to declare?
4. Confidence Building: Acting out short skits can help students build confidence in their language abilities. By practicing speaking and listening in a supportive environment, students can overcome their fear of making mistakes and gain the confidence to use English in real-life situations.
小品剧本-三人英语小品
大学生英语话剧剧本 Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨 Lincoln: 桂帆 T-bag: 捷驰宿舍 3人： M：（reading book) rules for students the book is so hard to understand,it's a little boring..Scolfield,what are you doing ?S: (刚开始没应对，忙于dota)-大学生英语话剧剧本Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M：（reading book) "rules for students" the book is so hard to understand,it's a littleboring..Scolfield,what are you doing ?S: (刚开始没应对，忙于dota) i'm dotaing...Oh,no..I lost again(中文说：队友不给力啊).what a day! I lost five times today.I couldn't dota any more..And Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本L: nothing,just watching video.M: which kind of video are you watching ?I guess it's American,right?L: Yeah,American .. of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.but this movie I'm watching is not thatfunny.Hey..guys,it's holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?S: Say..I remember there's a party tonight atE502.M: Oh,yes,I almost gorget it.there's a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a goodchance to make some friends..you know..L: with some beautiful girls,right?S: Yeah,that's really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering party..pretty girls are everywhere..M & L :haha..we know what you mean.L : all right.it's a deal.four of us should go to the party together.M: OK..but where is T-bag ？S: T-bag..T-bag 进来L: T-bag,where have you been?M: we have a good news .S: Yeah,there's a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?T-bag: (装悲惨剧ing..)sorry ,I don't want to,I'm not in a good mood.L: come on ,man,what's wrong with you?T: oh,well it's about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.S、M、L: it's really a pity.3人将进入PARTY场所时：S: look at those four beautiful girls,as Isay:pretty girls are everywhere!M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.L:不悦。
服装英语小品(对话)
C: It’s 450 yuan. A: Oh, no, I'm a little short . Can I pay by card ? C: Yes, Cash or card is fine . please sign your name here . Ok! Please wait a moment , I pack them up . Here is your clothes. Welcome again A: Perhaps I shall . A&B: Bye! C: wow, today I had made a lot of money! A: I so happy today, I love you Carry , B: I love you too, Sorry , I’ve got to go now . Keep in touch. A: Yes , we should try to contact more . B: See you later .
Hale Waihona Puke C: I’m afraid not . Our prices are fixed. A: But I am a student , I don’t have enough money for that. C: Well, if you are intending to buy . The lowest I would be wiling to sell is 100yuan, no more than that . A: Ok, I’ll take it. C: Will you pay at the desk, please? Are you sure one will be enough? A: Yes , That’s all I need now. C: Do you need shirts or pants ? I’d be glad to show you some new shirts. Look ! This is my own design and is the best selling. B: Wow! you are great ,the shirts is so beautiful. This one suits you best .
英语小品简短4人
英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。
）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。
）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。
）Together:(Music)。
!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。
）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。
）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。
）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。
）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。
野外生存小品英语
旁白：When sun rise,a car is driving through a desolate desert.Suddenly,the driver brakes,all the persons wake.G:What are you doing?（烦躁的）LJ：I think we seem to have gotten lost.（大家四处看看）L:Where are we ? What should we do now?(紧张)Y:Don’t worry,let me call for help. (掏出手机) Oh,no! My cell phone has no signal.（大家都掏出手机）LJ：Me,too.Another bad thing ,we have only a half of a liter of gasoline. J:Oh my god! How could we go out?Z:Don't be nervers.We should make it clear first.G:I can define the direction by solar activity,according to our speed,we are far away from the nearest city or highway at least 250Km.Y: Now I think we need a leader to lead us.I recommend David.（大家点头说I agree）G:OK. Firstly,we must calm down and cooperat with each other.Then take an inventory of the supplies in the car.L:We have 4 days of food rations ,4 days of water rations.LJ: I found a box of matches,a blanket,some long pants and a long-sleeved shirtJ:The remaining gasoline can support 100km .G: At first, we drive the car as far as we can until the gasoline is used out, then we leave the car behind,distribute the suplies and continue walking.OK?（大家点头说I agree）旁白：they start driving until the gasoline is used out ,then they keep walking to the sunset .The desert is 45 degrees celsius during the day but 8 degrees celcius during the night.（晚上很冷大家裹着毯子坐在一起）J：I feel so cold.I think I have a headache.Z: (摸下额头)Oh! It’s too hot,Y ou get a fever.G：Please Cover her with a blanket right now,and give her some water Y: The water is been spilled ,It just remain a little.(给蔓菁喝下去)L：（生气的）Who did such a bad thing?LJ: (同样生气的)We should find him out and punish him.G:Calm down! It is not time to punish anyone ,we should unite together now!Z:David is right.(扶着J) Let me take care of her. But we must solve the situation of the water shortageG:Yes ,I think we can hang some metal bars which in plastic bags,using the difference of the temperature between day and night to collect dew. Y: Good idea. We can find some desert plants ,such as cactus,dig themand use their roots substitite for water,too.旁白：People start to make water and find plants in the nearby.The condition is very bad, fortunately,no one dies.Look the sun rise , another day new beginning.G :(对着J) How do you feel now.J: I have much better,Thank you！L: Look !A piece of grass is over there,we maybe find water there.Y :Let me go and see OhLJ:What happened?Y: A snake bite my leg.G: Don’t move ,Give me some water to wash the woundZ:The snake maybe poisonous.Let me suck her poisonous blood out(包扎了)LJ：Let me arm her and keep walking.J:We must find that snake ,use its gale to detoxicate旁白：Another day,they see the snake again and they follow it to avenge their friend even though it might be dangerous.Before killing it,the snake leads they to find a supply of fresh water.J: Come here ,I find water!!(大家跑过去看然后欢呼雀跃)G：（问Y）Are you OK now?Y :I feel better now,but my leg is too hurt.I think I can’t go with you.L:Our foods are running out,I think we shoud change our planLet me stay here and take care of herLJ:It’s not bad. We could get the destination not more than two days,and then we can call the police to rescue them.旁白：All the members agree with this plan ,Two of them stay with the water source , the others take up enough water and continue walking…. Four days later,there is still desert around them.LJ:It’s already four days（虚弱的）G:We should already arrive at a city according to our plan. But there is nothing except desertJ:Look! The sky are turning red.This scene is just like the end of the world on the filmG:It’s a bad time to kidding.What’s the date today?LJ:It’s January 1,2012 （说完愣住了）G Oh no!It’s not ture!!(几人迷茫的向四周走去)旁白：2012 is coming。
英语话剧小品
Scene I 购物场景(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.Peggy: You’re so mean.Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.Lucy: Me too!(Now the war of these two women begins)Scene II 两个女人在男人周围(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.I’ll be a good girlfriend.Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.Andy: Ok!Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?Andy: Sure!Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!Scene III电影院奇遇(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)Peggy& Lucy: You…….Lucy: Why are you here?Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurr y!Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?Peggy: We’re just girls!Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!(They leave angry.)Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)Scoundrel: Wait!Andy: Why did you turn back?Scoundrel: I forgot to take m y money. (Takes Andy’s money)Scene IVPeggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!Peggy: Wow~ i t’s a good idea! Let’s go.(Allen shows up.)Allen: Hi, baby!(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)Lucy: Let go of your hands.Peggy: He is mine!Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?Lucy: You do, too.Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!Peggy: He’s mine!Lucy: He’s mine!Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!Lucy: What?Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.Allen: Actually…….(Andy appears.)Allen: Oh, honey!Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.Lucy: Andy?Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?Pegg y: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?Peggy: Ma ybe they are…..Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!。
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你好，每个人这里。
这是一个故事关于diao-chan。
现在我想去介绍都字符为你。
第一角色diao-chan，雌英雄在这个玩。
这是wang-yun，diao-chan的父亲。
我们的可爱士兵。
一个粗野男子，dong-zhuo。
最后最大的战斗机在我们的故事，lyu-bu，一般柳留流溜类。
现在让的开始我们的故事。
说书人:先生，男孩和女孩，现在一起来，享受我的节目。
今天我要告诉大人去了你一个story--一个故事关于diao-chan，一个奇妙美女;爱的故事;一个故事关于不愿，一个故事关于忠诚和辜负。
一些1500年前，它最后汉朝的政权。
在一个静湖午夜，wang-yun，首相时间，在担心他的国家的关于未来。
Act 1地点：王允家人物：王允，貂禅王允:现在那些有雄心的朝臣开始争夺权力，利润和影响。
（心里独白）王允:但是有的星期六下午因为dong-zhou的养子，lyu-bu。
他最大的战斗机自从，会保护他的父亲!我的主，我该怎么办? (说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）貂禅:(叹息)[我的主，请帮助我的父亲出。
[王允听到了声音,循声而去. ]貂禅:从我时候开始三我的父亲wang-yun已经治疗了我就像他的自己的女儿!它的时间就我来说偿还他的仁慈。
，…王允:你在干什么，我亲爱的? (王允走了一圈，发现貂）貂禅:健康…我有个主意对如何杀dong-zhou。
wang-yun:哦，那的伟大!然而……貂禅:然而爸，那是我们唯一的方式!wang-yun:但是……diao-chan:[diao-chan点头她头，同一个公司，决心的表达在她的脸。
别担心!就相信我。
爸。
让的来你们那一套开始。
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---KAct 2地点：王允家人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵说书人:，据diao-chan所说的计划，wang-yun邀请了两者都lyu-bu，dong-zhou分别他的房子。
在wang-yun的回家。
一个木中文桌子是集在舞台的中间;一些中国酒锅，小的葡萄酒杯在它。
，二个木椅子被放置几乎它。
wang-yun交谈仆人同焦急wang-yun:几点了?仆人:它的八。
wang-yun:它's时间为他的过来。
看一看!仆人:是的先生。
哦，先生，一般柳留流溜类在门口。
wang-yun:匆忙，我亲爱的。
lyu-bu已这里。
diao-chan:唐't担心我。
让我进去，准备我自己，确定? [她进去了。
同时，响起butterfly 乐曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,作为热身准备的交代。
]wang-yun:[仆人尖椒土豆让他在。
仆人:是的，先生。
[仆人出去，铅lyu-bu在尖椒土豆Wang-yun : [觉得BUTTERFLY的声音太响，不堪忍受回头说了句]Oh, My dear, turn down a bit.lyu-bu:[走朝wang-yun，拥抱他]好久不见，。
先生王。
你过得怎么样这些天?wang-yun:罚款，感谢你。
请坐。
事实上，主要原因我邀请了你今天是那我的女儿，diao-chan，已经是你的一个仰慕者很久以前。
她将真喜欢看她英雄。
我在怀疑天气你想结识她?lyu-bu:定!我被悦这样做。
wang-yun:diao-chan，diao-chan…Diao-chan: [罢工从画屏。
使用她套盖着她的脸，觊觎害羞。
尖椒土豆是的，爸。
[Diao-chan 以一个漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下头。
王允开始介绍]wang-yun:这是我的女儿，diao-chan。
这是一般的鲁，最大的战斗机世界上!diao-chan:[放她套绒毛。
尖椒土豆很高兴见到你，一般!我欣赏了你了，一个男人威武雄壮! lyu-bu:[震惊被她美女。
]亨利…wang-yun，这是你的…你的女儿?当然，你见。
如何可爱她!深如何我跟她坠入情网了就第一眼!diao-chan: [躲到父亲的身后]谢谢您的赞美，一般的鲁。
wang-yun:lyu-bu，自你恋爱了同diao-chan，当时我现在聘我的女儿你!你怎么认为?lyu-bu: [心不在焉]赦免?wang-yun:结婚。
lyu-bu: (激动万分)哦，真的吗?那将我的最大的乐趣!太感谢你了!我就去，为婚礼作准备，会很快回来!他观diao-chan，勉强左派从正确的。
[吕布回去，王允和貂禅对话]wang-yun:[确保那lyu-bu离开了，注意很缓解。
感谢上帝那个事情进行顺利罚款!diao-chan:[笑在她父亲。
]是的…到目前还好!wang-yun:然而亲爱，我能't停止担心你。
给你。
万一你在危险的。
[给刀子]diao-chan: [突然听到有人来了]嘘…我听取某人来。
我应该留下来画屏现在。
[她步行落后屏幕。
]士兵:他的高度dong-zhou进入[Dong-zhou 抬着头。
傲慢地走进来。
王允被吓倒地]wang-yun:欢迎!欢迎!全能。
先生东!它的我的最大的尊敬邀请你做寒室!请进，坐。
dong-zhou:不。
这是我的名片。
请致电我我毕业了在商学院，经济在翔傲，收到博士学位[拿出毕业文凭，大笑]wang-yun:哦…是的!如此伟大!顺便，。
先生东，我的女儿diao-chan想要表演舞蹈为你。
你怎么认为?dong-zhou:肯定!为什么不! [Diao-chan跳舞而出，响起‘至少还有你’，然后演貂禅的演员跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以让大家心旷神怡。
]dong-zhou:[鼓掌得很开心]迷人!绝对迷人!diao-chan:感谢你，。
先生东。
我高兴你享受我的性能。
[迎上，董卓赠于她一块玉佩]貂蝉：感谢你。
你一直都在一个英雄在我心中。
dong-zhou:[很高兴]真的吗?来这里![diao-chan态度他，dong-zhou给她一个偷心看]。
dong-zhou:你那么美，我亲爱的。
wang-yun:您真的那样认为吗?要是我又怎样奉献她去你作为我们的方面的标志?我相信一定是这样她要用到在你的方面，服务你。
dong-zhou:美妙![转士兵尖椒土豆士兵要diao-chan回来我的住所，提供她无论什么她需要。
她美女值得一切顺利! [倒上桂林三花酒]wang-yun欢呼!对你的美丽女儿!wang-yun:欢呼![diao-chan顺手拿走士兵趁dong-zhou，wang-yun保持谈话和饮料。
Act3地点：董卓安置貂禅的别院人物：吕布，士兵，貂禅，董卓说书人:填他自己同愤怒和愤怒，lyu-bu直向目的地走去他的父亲的住所，搜索diao-chan。
现场在dong-zhou的住所。
一个巨大亭在舞台的正确的，同一个额匾说“东的亭子”有赖于它。
周围亭是一些厂和中文花园环境。
一个士兵主张在舞台的正确的。
diao-chan坐在亭，阅读和平地。
[lyu-bu冲出舞台。
]士兵:抱歉，一般的鲁。
刁错过现在在花园里。
没有人可以进去打扰她。
它。
先生东的秩序。
lyu-bu:滚出我的视线!这也许就是生命要告诉我的要我明白的一切diao-chan! [拿出一包银子]Soldier: Ok.[吕布进][士兵走到一旁满足的笑笑。
吕布气势汹汹冲到貂房里。
貂哭]lyu-bu：我亲爱的。
别哭。
告诉我。
什么有你的父亲做你?貂蝉:他迫使我去呆在这里同他。
一个士兵总是在那里阻止我逃避。
[吕布愤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]士兵[倒地]：稀释。
你破坏了我。
lyu-bu:闭嘴!士兵：我必须看我的医生立刻。
.[走开]貂蝉哭着：我知道他是你的爸爸啊，我知道我shouldn't告诉你他的可怕作为。
但是……lyu-bu[火冒三丈]：它的行。
不怪你自己。
事实上我从来没有知道那个男人谁我呼吁父亲那么残酷的动物!Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：谁那么残酷的动物?!Lyu-bu退后三步lyu-bu罢工慢慢地从舞台的正确的，lyu-bu：（心里）[注意忧虑，同一个剑在他的手本文所属博客，那个总是问题。
]在一边，那是我自己的东西父亲，但另一，我的滨崎步夫人。
(响起“左右为难”高潮段音乐，“一边是友情，一边是爱情”)吕布：哦，主!做dong-zhou如此残酷，无情，但他是我的父亲毕竟!我可以't杀他。
[放下剑而，怎样diao-chan?我能't生活无她!她如此无助下dong-zhou的控制。
我必须保存她。
是的，我必须保存她，尽管任何事![他抽出剑再次]lyu-bu:父亲，我要diao-chan背面。
dong-zhou:没门。
她属于我。
lyu-bu:然而我爱她!我要找她与我，尽管任何事!dong-zhou:从来没有。
她是我的!lyu-bu:[收费dong-zhou同剑当时]，这才是你应得的报应!刀刺向董卓dong-zhou:你在干什么，我的儿子?唐't是傻…河北农业大学…(被杀死被lyu-bu。
)lyu-bu:[他的握手我…我杀了我的自己的父亲!我杀了我的自己的父亲。
…过去我的所作所为?[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂头丧气。
灯光变得很昏暗，只有追光灯打在他身上]diao-chan：吕布...........[Lyu-bu听到Diao-chan的声音，突然抬起头。
]diao-chan：让的去。
离开无论走开多远。
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他从伤感中走了出来]: Yes, my dear.[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一脚，然后和Diao-chan慢慢地小步离去，舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸体和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
介绍人(背景音乐起)：后东周的死亡，动荡不安国家已经恢复了到一个和平兰克。
貂蝉，无比美女，川婢女。
她牺牲她自己的幸福最好的结果的她国家。
获得她位置在man-controlled时代。
获得她位置在man-controlled时代。
今日，我们还记得lyubu的爱情故事，diao-chan，不而它的诚意，它的心碎效果。
要不是它的与未来有关的乡下。
我们吹捧diao-chan，诺拉多少她之一中国古代的4-beauties像她是一个真正女英雄。