中英诗句对联

劝君更尽一杯酒，what can i do for you

问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do。

众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。

云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！

人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand。

身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！

天生我材必有用，I can play football..

春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema。

问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go。

春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out。

曾经沧海难为水，what the **** did you say

无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me

此情可待成追忆，let it be

争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?

林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光，there's something wrong~

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go

空山新雨后 fire in the hole

两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump

江山如此多娇，you are so small，

惜秦皇汉武，too simple；

唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。

一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。

俱往矣，数风流, die all

但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy

衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！

昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu

两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night

只愿君心似我心，size is not everything.

满园春色关不住，so many love I can do

枯藤老树乌鸦小桥流水人家古道西风瘦马 oh my lady gaga

桃花潭水深千尺，not so good as my father is Gang Li

关关雎鸠，在河之洲，beautiful girl，where are you？

天上掉下个林妹妹 whatever I'm a gay

满堂花醉三千客，May i help you，sir？

醉卧沙场君莫笑，give me hug and kiss me now （女生求爱专用，矜持也豪放.....）

桃花潭水深千尺，which one gonna be my fish

金陵子弟来相送，please give me your iphone~

将军白发征夫泪，what a fuccking day！

问君能有几多愁 nothing is impossible！（我很喜欢）

春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in

白日依山尽，Marthin Luther King

但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy（男生求爱专用，霸气爷们儿....）

人比黄花瘦，never grow old

此情可待成追忆，tomorrow are you free？

粉身碎骨浑不怕，welcome to china (坑爹！)

今朝有酒今朝醉,tomorrow is an other day

夕阳无限好，the sun's going down

出师未捷身先死 give me an banana PLZ

问君能有几多愁，where the **** did my condom go ？

独上西楼，月如钩 home alone, watching porn

蒹葭苍苍白露为霜所谓伊人don't belong to me

林花谢了春红，太匆匆，how are you doing...

空山不见人，但闻人语响,using jissbon

吾爱孟夫子,use durex

争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，tomorrow,morning,who get up early who call who.

怒发冲冠凭栏处，but nothing I can do

劝君更尽一杯酒，what can i do for you

唧唧复唧唧，Meters/bonwe 万里赴戎机，Peking University

策勋十二转，Tobe No.1 爷娘闻女来，Tomorrow never dies；

阿姊闻妹来，Goodbye good guy；小弟闻姊来，Better city better life。

双兔傍地走，Nothing is impossible

床前明月光，you are so hot

风又绿江南岸，tonight imma do that crime

王师北定中原日，congratulations！

我本以为中西混搭体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”，但当看到有人写了"黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonigh t”和“雕栏玉砌应犹在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后某公子放出了大招：安能摧眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！