生活大爆炸片头曲完整版
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.
他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
兄弟...?
总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。
-Leonard: Just classic.
真经典。
-Sheldon: I need a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.
哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?
-Missy: Oh, I don't think so.
我不这样想。
Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
otherhandsomephysicistssupercollideractuallyworksit?llcreateblackholeswallowupearthendinglifeweknow另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了会产生一个黑洞然后如我们所知的吞噬地球结束一切生命
tbbt主题曲词+sheldon语录
主题曲《The Big Bang Theory Theme》歌词歌词（英文）歌词（中文）Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.140亿年前终于爆了炸等着看吧！The Earth began to cool,地球开始降温The autotrophs began to drool,自养生物来起哄Neanderthals developed tools,尼安德特人发明工具We built the wall （we built the pyramids）,我们建长城（我们建金字塔）Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学自然科学历史揭开神秘That all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始Since the dawn of man is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短A fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒间便形成了The bipeds stood up straight,两足动物直立行走The dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了They tried to leap but they were late想要突变没来得及And they all died （they froze their asses off）就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）The oceans and pangaea大洋和泛古陆See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya拜拜才不想学你Set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始It's expanding ever outward but one day宇宙向外膨胀但有一天It will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向内坍塌我们将不会在那里所以不会觉得疼痛Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我们最美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸Australopithecus would really have been sick of us南方古猿肯定不爽我们Debating out while here they're catching deer （we're catching viruses）在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪（我们现在捉电脑病毒了）Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy 宗教或是天文，e百科旧约申命记It all started with the big bang!一切都从大爆炸开始Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始sheldon语录经典语录1、我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。
big bang生活大爆炸主题曲歌词
our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. wait...140亿年前终于爆了炸等着瞧... the earth began to cool,地球开始降温the autotrophs began to drool,自养生物来起哄neanderthals developed tools,穴居人发明工具we built a wall (we built the pyramids),我们建长城(我们建金字塔)math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学自然科学历史揭开神秘that all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始"since the dawn of man" is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短a fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒间便形成了the bipeds stood up straight,两足动物直立行走the dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了they tried to leap but they were late 想要突变没来得及and they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了(pp都冻成了化石)the oceans and pangea大洋和泛古陆see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya拜拜才不想学你set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始it's expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨胀但有一天it will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向内坍塌反正我们不在了不会觉得疼our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定不爽我们debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪(我们现在捉电脑簿了)religion or astronomy, encarta, deuteronomy宗教天文e百科旧约申命记it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始music and mythology, einstein and astrology 音乐神化爱因斯坦占星术it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始。
好听的美剧插曲
好听的美剧插曲制作人：艾漠@兮兮让剧集加分，令人印象深刻的美剧插曲（都是我看过的美剧中听到的）（添加中……）去虾米试听曲目列表:∙ 1 Boom Boom Ba -- Metisse“【Dead Like Me】（死神有约）主题曲”∙ 2 Teardrop (Theme Song... -- Massive Attack“【House】主题曲”∙ 3 Lose You -- Pete Yorn“【House】第五季第20集。
Kutner的葬礼上，背景插曲”∙ 4 Cosy In The Rocket -- Psapp“【Grey\\\'s Anatomy】（实习医生格蕾）前几季的片首曲”∙ 5 Black Tables -- Other Lives“【Grey\\\'s Anatomy】（实习医生格蕾）第五季第1集插曲【Ugly Betty】（丑女贝蒂）第三季第16集片尾曲”∙ 6 Somewhere Only We Kn... -- Keane“【Grey\\\'s Anatomy】（实习医生格蕾）第1季第2集插曲”∙7 Never Say Never -- The Fray“【The Vampire Diaries】（吸血鬼日记）第1季第1集插曲”∙8 You Know I'm No Good -- Amy Winehouse“【Secret Diary of a Call Girl】主题曲”∙9 Bad Things -- Jace Everett“【True Blood】（真爱如血）主题曲随着音乐，片头里驱魔、神秘仪式，还有那只在百倍速镜头腐化的小兽……所有的画面又一次闪过。
忘不了Sookie可爱的牙齿和憨憨的傻笑”∙10 Kangaroo Cry -- Blue October“【NCIS】（海军罪案调查处）第七季第10集插曲”∙11 A Place In Time (The... -- Bosshouse;Amanda Abizaid“【The 4400】片头曲”∙12 I Don't Want to Be -- Gavin Degraw“【One Tree Hill】（篮球兄弟）主题曲”∙13 We Used To Be Friend... -- The Dandy Warhols“【Veronica Mars】（美眉校探）主题曲【The O.C.】（橘子郡男孩）第一季也出现过这首”∙14 Who Are You -- Who, The“【CSI: Las Vegas】犯罪现场调查LV主题曲by \\\'The Who\\\'”∙15 Save Me -- Remy Zero“【Smallville】（超人前传）片头曲其实看超人前传时，特讨厌片头曲，可看到有一次clark遇难(忘了具体是哪一集)，几乎所有希望都被杜绝时，主题曲响起来，忽然把我感动了。
生活大爆炸分析
生活大爆炸一、简介《生活大爆炸》（The Big Bang Theory）是由查克·洛尔和比尔·普拉迪创作的一出美国情景喜剧，在2007年9月24日由哥伦比亚广播公司（CBS）推出。
此剧由华纳兄弟电视公司和查克·洛尔制片公司共同制作，讲述的是四个宅男科学家的故事，2011年续拍第五季。
2009年8月，该剧赢得了电视评论协会（TCA）最佳喜剧系列奖，吉姆·帕森斯亦赢得了喜剧类的个人奖项。
目前该剧已更新至第七季，目前已成功突破此前的2000万收视人数。
每集20分钟左右宇宙是个大火炉*Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state* 140亿年前大爆炸哦稍等*then nearly 14 billion years go expansion started... wait!* 地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool,* 尼安得特尔人发明工具*neanderthals developed tools* 我们建造墙瓦*we built the wall* 我们创造金字塔数学科学历史*we built the pyramids* 揭露奥秘*math, science,history, unraveling the mystery* 就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *that all started with a big bang bang!主题曲是由Barenaked Ladies演唱的The History of Everything完整版歌词：Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.140亿年前终于爆了炸等着看吧！The Earth began to cool,地球开始降温The autotrophs began to drool,自养生物来起哄Neanderthals developed tools,穴居人发明工具We built a wall (we built the pyramids),我们建长城（我们建金字塔）Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学自然科学历史揭开神秘That all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始Since the dawn of man is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. 星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短A fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒间便形成了The bipeds stood up straight,两足动物直立行走The dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了They tried to leap but they were late想要突变没来得及And they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）The oceans and pangea大洋和泛古陆See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya拜拜才不想学你Set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始It's expanding ever outward but one day宇宙向外膨胀但有一天It will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt向内坍塌我们将不会在那里所以不会觉得疼痛Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我们最美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸Australopithecus would really have been sick of us南方古猿肯定不爽我们Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) 在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪（我们现在捉电脑病毒了）Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy宗教或是天文，e百科旧约申命记It all started with the big bang!一切都从大爆炸开始Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始It all started with the big BANG!一切都从大爆炸开始二、爆红原因四个古怪又搞笑的高智商宅男加上一个活泼的邻家女孩会擦出什么样的火花？《生活大爆炸》给出了这样的答案：爆炸。
生活大爆炸-第一季-第一集-台词
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-...it will not have gone through both slits.
-Agreed.
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What's your point?.
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I think this is the place.
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-Fill these out.
-Thank you.
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Think about that.
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I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix
who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
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-Penny.
-Leonard. Sheldon.
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生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S01E03 scriptAll right, just a few more feet and....Here we are, gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub. SHELDON: Good Lord. RAJESH: Oh.Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.Stay frosty.There's a horde of armed goblins on that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.Lock and load.Raj, blow the gates.Blowing the gates.Control, shift B.[RUMBLlNG AND GOBLlNSSCREAMlNG ON LAPTOPS]-Oh, my God, so many goblins. HOWARD: Aah! Don't just stand there. Slash and move.Stay in formation.-Leonard, you got one on your tail. -That's all right, my tail's prehensile.I got him, Leonard.Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood.Raj, it's a trap. They're flanking us.-Oh, he's got me. HOWARD: Oh!Sheldon, he's got Raj. Use your sleep spell. Sheldon. Sheldon.I've got the Sword of Azeroth.-Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj. -There is no more Sheldon.I am the sword master.-Leonard, look out. -Damn it, man, we're dying here.Goodbye, peasants.[WHOOSHlNG ON LAPTOPS]The bastard teleported.He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.You betrayed us for money? Who are you?I'm a rogue knight elf.Don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait. Somebody just clicked "Buy It Now."I am the sword master.Whoo! I'm all sweaty.Wanna log on to Second Life and go swimming?I just built a virtual pool.No. I can't look at you or your avatar right now. [PENNy LAUGHS] Sounds like your neighbor's home.Excuse me.Don't forget the mail you took so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.Oh, right, right, right.Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it. Penny, the mailman did it again. He-- Oh, sorry. Um, no, hi, Leonard. This is Doug.-Doug, this is my neighbor, Leonard. -What's up, bro?Not much.Bro. Heh.Is everything okay?yeah, no. I just-- I got your mail again, here.Oh, thank you. I've got to talk to that mailman. Oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea.Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so....Okay. Well, thank you again.No problem. Bye.Oh, and bye, bro. Heh.Penny for your thoughts.-What's the matter? -No, I'm fine.Penny's fine, the guy she's kissing is really fine. Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?What is wrong with you?I'm a romantic.Don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation... ...is devolving into pointless jealousy.Look, I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.Didn't like the look of the guy she was with. Because he looks better than you?yeah.He was kind of dreamy.At least now you can retrieve the black box... ...from the smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her......and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms......or hits you with the pepper spray.No, I'm done with Penny.I'm gonna be more realistic and go after someone my own speed.-Like who? -I don't know.Olivia Geiger?The dietitian at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?-yeah. -Well, I don't think you have a shot there.I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs.Now, given that winter is coming, one can assume she's signaling......sexual availability.I don't know. you guys work in the same lab.-So? -There are pitfalls.Trust me, I know.When it comes to sexual-harassment law......I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.Howard, if I were to ask Leslie Winkle out, it would just be for dinner.I'm not gonna walk into the lab, ask her to strip naked and dance for me.Oh, then you're probably okay.-Hello, Leslie. -Hi, Leonard.-I'd like to propose an experiment-- -Goggles. Right.-I would like to propose an experiment. -Hang on. I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500-kilowatt oxygen-iodine laser......to heat up my cup of noodles.I've done it. About two seconds, 2.6 for minestrone.[MACHlNEWHlRRlNG]Anyway, I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration......with a neurochemical overlay.Wait, are you asking me out?I was going to characterize it as the modification... ...of our colleague/friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component.But we don't need to quibble over terminology. What sort of experiment would you propose? There is a generally accepted pattern in this area.I pick you up, take you to a restaurant, then we would see a movie.Probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents... ...of Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock. Interesting.And would you agree the primary way we would evaluate......the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction...-...during the good-night kiss? -Heart rate, pheromones, etcetera, yes.Why don't we stipulate the date goes well... ...and move to the key variable?-you mean kiss you now? -yes.-Define the parameters of the kiss. -Closed mouth, but romantic.-Mint? -Thank you.[MlNTSCRACKlNG]-Shall I count down from three? -No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.-What do you think? -you proposed the experiment.I think you should present your findings first.Fair enough.On the plus side, it was a good kiss, reasonable technique, no extraneous spittle.On the other hand, no arousal.-None? -None.Ah.Well, thank you for your time.-Thank you. -Hmm.None at all?Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't......would you want me to tell you?That depends.When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.Okay. Uh, let me ask you this.When I learn that I'm a robot......would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?you might be bound by them right now.That's true.-Have you ever harmed a human being? -Of course not.Have you ever harmed yourself, except in cases where a human being......would have been endangered?-Well, no. -I smell robot.-Hey, what's going on? -lnternet's been down for half an hour.Also, Sheldon may be a robot.So how did it go with Leslie?Oh, we tried kissing, but the Earth didn't move.I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was gonna move anyway.Oh, I've seen that look before.This is just gonna be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs......and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats.I don't know if I can take it.you could power down.Well, as usual, Wolowitz has the solution.I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women......and Leonard could have his pick. [LATlNMUSlCPLAyS OVER SPEAKERS] Remember the Latin hips.Shoulders stay still and we sway.One, two, three.Five, six, seven.I think Mrs. Tishman's got her eye on you.I've been there. you're in for a treat.[SlNGlNG AUGUSTANA'S "BOSTON"]Oh, good Lord.God, that's a good song.If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide. Oh, I hope that scratching post is for you.I know what you're thinking. I've taken your asthma into account.There's a feline geneticist in San Diego......who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos.-Listen-- -I've been thinking about names.I'm kind of torn between Einstein, Newton and Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.Do you think you can satisfy your need for a relationship......with a genetically-altered cat?Maybe, if it's a cute little cuddly cat.Oh, come on, Leonard....This is obviously about Penny.It doesn't matter.The woman's not interested in me. The woman rejected me.Okay, look. Ahem.You have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny......as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of a black hole......is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you... ...that she did not reject you.you did not ask her out.you're right.I didn't ask her. I should ask her out.No, no, no. That was not my point.My point was, don't buy a cat.No, but you're right.I should march over there and ask her out.Oh, goody, we're getting a cat.Oh, yeah-- No.-Oh, hey, Leonard. -Good afternoon, Penny.So, hi, hey. Uh....I was wondering if you had plans for dinner.Uh, you mean, dinner tonight?There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner."Technically, it refers to the largest meal of the day. So to clarify here, by dinner, I mean supper.-Supper? -Or dinner, you know.I was thinking 6:30 if you can go, or a different time.Uh, 6:30 is great.Really?-Great. -Yeah, I like hanging out with you guys.Us guys?Oh, you know, Sheldon, Howard, Raj. Who all is coming?They......might all be there.Or a subset of them might be there. Algebraically speaking, there are too many unknowns.For example, Sheldon had Quizno's for lunch. Sometimes he finds that filling, other times he doesn't.It's no fault of Quizno's. They have a varied menu. Okay, whatever, it sounds like fun.Great.-Did we say a time? -Six-thirty.Still good?-It's fine. -It's not carved in stone.No. Six-thirty is great.I'll get my chisel. Heh-heh.Why?To carve the-- Okay, I'll see you at 6:30.How do I look?Could you be more specific?Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under yourarms conceal it nicely.-What time is your date? -Six-thirty.Perfect, that gives you two hours and 1 5 minutes... ...for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.-ls it too much? -Not if you're a rugby team.By the way, you didn't join us because you stuffed yourself......with a chicken carbonara sub at Quizno's.Why would I join you?No reason.Oh, you know what? Maybe this isn't such a good idea.Oh, no, well, now, there's always the possibility... ...that alcohol and poor judgment on her part... ...might lead to a nice romantic evening.you're right. Alcohol, poor judgment. It could go well.Of course, there's the other possibility that this day kicks off......an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall......until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code.you could have stopped at, "lt could go well."If I could have, I would have.I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy. There's no reason......we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner.Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common."you love pottery? I love pottery."you know, there's a pause. We both know what's happening.We kiss. It's a little tentative at first.But I realize, she's kissing me back, she's biting my lower lip.She wants me. This thing is going the distance.We're gonna have sex. Oh, God, oh, my God.Is the sex starting now?I'm having a panic attack.Oh, okay. Well, then, calm down.If I could, I wouldn't be having an attack.-That's why they call it a panic attack. -All right. Would you just sit down?-yeah, sit down. Now close your eyes. -Why?-Well, just do it. -Okay.Now, try to increase your alpha-wave activity. -What? -It's a biofeedback technique.It's relaxation through brainwave manipulation.I read it in Journal of American Neuroscience.It was sparsely sourced, but I think the science is valid.I probably have it here somewhere.Who am I kidding? I can't go through with this.-you need to call her and cancel. -Me?-yes. -What should I tell her?-I don't know. Tell her I'm sick. -Okay.Not the kind that would make her wanna take care of me.But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.Got it. So I'm assuming nothing venereal.I'll just tell her that you had a routine colonoscopy......and haven't quite bounced back.-Give me the phone. -I thought you wanted to cancel.I can't. If I don't show up, she'll still be expecting you.Why would she be expecting me?Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower.-Are the rest of the guys meeting us here? -Oh, yeah.No.Turns out that Raj and Howard had to work... ...and Sheldon had a colonoscopy, and he hasn't quite bounced back yet.Ooh, my uncle just had a colonoscopy.You're kidding. Well, then, that's something we have in common.How?We both have people in our lives whowanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud.So, what's new in the world of physics? Nothing.Really? Nothing?Well, with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1 930s......and you can't prove string theory.At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency."Ah. Well, I'm sure things will pick up.What's new at the Cheesecake Factory?Oh, uh, not much.Oh, we do have a chocolate key lime that's movingpretty well.Good.Good.Uh, what about your, uh, hallway friend?Doug? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you know, he's nice and funny, but---Can I get you started with some drinks? -No. Bzzz. -You were saying, "But...."? -I'd like a drink.Just say the "but" thing about Doug, and then I'll get her back.Okay, well, it-- I don't know. It's just me.I'm still getting over this break-up with Kurt.And this thing with Doug would just be rebound sex.Ugh. Don't get me started on rebound sex.It's just-- It's my pattern.I break up, then I find some cute guy......and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of....you know.I'm not sure that I do. Um....Is that one 36-hour experience or is that 36 hours spread out over......say, one glorious summer?No. It's usually over a weekend.And trust me, you do not feel good after it. Well, chafing, right?Emotionally.Of course, yeah. Emotional chafing.Hey, do you wanna see something cool?I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it.-How? -Physics.Wow, centrifugal force.Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force......generated by the glass acting on the olive. Ooh. Excuse me.Now, if you were biting on the olive......you'd be on a non-inertial reference frame and would---Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay.Did you spill ketchup?-No. -I'm not okay.You don't wanna go to the emergency room? No, no. I'm okay.It's stopped bleeding.Anyway, you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion?yes, but I get carsick too, so.... Okay.Sorry about your car, by the way.Oh, no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window. The poor guy on the bike.I had a nice time.yeah, me too.Well, um, good night.Good night.-Leonard. -yeah?Was this supposed to be a date?This?No.No, of course not.This was just you and me hanging out with guys who didn't show up......because of work and a colonoscopy.Okay. I was just checking.When I take a girl on a date, and I do,heh......she knows she's been dated.Capital D. Heh.Bold face, underlined, like, dated.I think I might have a concussion. I'm gonna go lay down.Good night.-So how was your date? -Awesome. Heh.Score one for liquor and poor judgment.。
(完整版)生活大爆炸第一季第四集(THEBIGBANGTHEROYS01E04)字幕中英文对照打印版
despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years,
尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究，
"and instead have written a series of popular books "
暂时先不说那个。
Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,
我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器，
I would just go into the past and give it to myself,
我会回到过去把它送给自己，
-Sheldon: Not just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-Leonard：And we all thank you.
我们都感激你。
-Sheldon: Use new eggs.
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
-Penny：hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
-Howard：HowardWolowitz.
我是HowardWolowitz。
-boss：Howard, nice to meet you. And you are
Howard，见到你很高兴。你是
-Sheldon: An actual real scientist.
一个真正的科学家。
How was that
印度没自助餐吗
-Raj：Of course, but it's all Indian food.
生活大爆炸的纯英文版
生活大爆炸的纯英文版The Big Bang of Life。
Life is full of unexpected twists and turns, much like the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory." Just like the characters in the show, we all have our own quirks and idiosyncrasies that make us unique. And just like the show, life can be full of humor, drama, and everything in between.In "The Big Bang Theory," we see a group of friends who are all experts in their respective fields, yet struggle with the everyday challenges of life and relationships. This mirrors our own experiences, as we navigate the complexities of work, friendships, and love.The show also reminds us that no matter how smart or successful we may be, we all have our own insecurities and vulnerabilities. We see this in the characters' struggles with love, self-esteem, and fitting in. It's a reminder that we are all human, and that it's okay to have flaws and imperfections.But just like the characters in the show, we also have moments of triumph and success. We see them grow and evolve, overcoming obstacles and learning from their mistakes. This is a reflection of our own journeys, as we strive to become better versions of ourselves and achieve our goals.In the end, "The Big Bang Theory" is a celebration of friendship, love, and the joy of living life to the fullest. It's a reminder that even in the midst of chaos and uncertainty, there is always room for laughter, love, and the occasional big bang.So as we navigate the ups and downs of life, let's remember to embrace our quirks, cherish our friendships, and never be afraid to laugh at ourselves. Because just like "The Big Bang Theory," life is a beautiful, messy, and ultimately wonderful adventure.。
生活大爆炸S706霍华德写给妻子伯纳黛特的歌词
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生活大爆炸各集名称及介绍
生活大爆炸各集名称及介绍第一季第1集Pilot (试播集):帮Penny拿电视事件。
第2集The Big Bran Hypothesis (宅女假说): Sheldon帮Penny整理房间事件。
第3集The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (模糊靴推论):Leonard想和Leslie发展感情失败，抑郁，后和Penny约会事件。
第4集The Luminous Fish Effect (发光鱼效应):Sheldon被炒事件。
炒鸡蛋夜光鱼，织布，以及被妈妈带去道歉，然后拿回工作。
（luminous fish）第5集The Hamburger Postulate(汉堡公设): Leonard和Leslie ONS，Sheldon不知所措事件。
第6集The Middle Earth Paradigm(中土范式): 万圣节舞会事件。
（多普勒效应）第7集The Dumpling Paradox(饺子佯谬): Penny朋友和Howard。
penny玩《光环》（XBOX 游戏）。
中餐馆点菜事件。
第8集The Grasshopper Experiment(小人物实验): 鸡尾酒事件。
（Raj相亲/Howard学Raj 印度口音）第9集The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization(Cooper-Hofstadter 极化): 物理发表会事件。
（意念爆头、远程灯控及四川男生）第10集The Loobenfeld Decay(Loobenfeld衰变): Penny唱歌引起的Leonard撒谎事件。
（Sheldon的“堂弟”Leo）第11集The Pancake Batter Anomaly(面糊异常): Sheldon感冒事件。
第12集The Jerusalem Duality(耶路撒冷对偶): Sheldon嫉妒来自朝鲜的15岁天才事件。
第13集The Bat Jar Conjecture(Bat Jar 猜想): 物理竞赛事件第14集The Nerdvana Annihilation(完全Geek湮灭): 时光机事件。
the big bang theory(生活大爆炸主题曲歌词)
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...The Earth began to cool,The autotrophs began to drool,Neanderthals developed tools,We built a wall (we built the pyramids),Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.A fraction of a second and the elements were made.The bipeds stood up straight,The dinosaurs all met their fate,They tried to leap but they were lateAnd they all died (they froze their asses off)The oceans and pangeaSee ya, wouldn't wanna be yaSet in motion by the same big bang!It all started with the big BANG!It's expanding ever outward but one dayIt will cause the stars to go the other way,Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurtOur best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!Australopithecus would really have been sick of usDebating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, DeuteronomyIt all started with the big bang!Music and mythology, Einstein and astrologyIt all started with the big bang!It all started with the big BANG!我们的宇宙曾处于炎热致密的状态，然后大约一百四十亿年前它开始膨胀。
生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕
生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕第一集：不可控制的女孩英文标题：The Unresolved Woman情节概述：本集中，我们被引入了四位主要角色：莱纳德、谢尔顿、霍华德和拉贝。
故事开始于莱纳德和谢尔顿的公寓，他们正在观察新邻居佩妮搬入公寓的过程。
佩妮成为莱纳德心目中的女神，莱纳德和谢尔顿在公寓门口遇到了她并进行了简短的交流。
而霍华德则通过远程控制机器人与人交流。
对白：Scene 1: Sheldon and Leonard's ApartmentLeonard: (nervously) Sheldon, she's moving in!Sheldon: (excitedly) I know, Leonard! Isn't it fantastic? Maybe she'll change our lives forever!Leonard: (rolling his eyes) Sheldon, she's just a girl.Sheldon: (indignantly) Exactly, Leonard. She's. Just. A. Girl.(Scene change)Scene 2: Outside the Apartment BuildingLeonard and Sheldon bump into Penny as she's carrying some boxes. Penny: (smiling) Hi, I'm Penny.Leonard: (awkwardly) Hi Penny, I'm Leonard. This is Sheldon.Sheldon: (nodding) Hello.Penny: (looking at Sheldon's shirt) That's a cool Flash t-shirt! Sheldon: (proudly) Thank you. It's one of my favorites.(Scene change)Scene 3: Howard's bedroom with a robot controllerHoward: (speaking through the robot) Hey there, beautiful. You new in town?Penny: (confused) Uh, no. I just moved into the apartment building. Howard: (grinning) Lucky us! I'm Howard, by the way.Penny: (laughs) Nice to meet you, Howard.第二集：大脑磁悬浮实验英文标题：The Magnetic Brain Experiment情节概述：在这一集中，我们发现莱纳德是一名实验室实习生，他参与了一个脑部磁悬浮实验。
下饭歌
●《生活大爆炸》主题曲《万物起源》的演唱“Barenaked Ladies 乐队·新青年·31《蛋炒饭》(庾澄庆)、《宫保鸡丁》(陶喆)、《水煮鱼》(王蓉)、《剁椒鱼头》(剁椒鱼头组合)、《酸辣土豆丝》(郑超)、《麻婆豆腐》(张艺兴)……还有宋祖英的《辣妹子》:“辣妹子待人火辣辣,辣椒帮她走天下。
”———听着这些歌用餐,经常会多添一碗饭。
位列我“最爱的下饭歌”之首位的,是收录在王蓉2018年专辑《红烧肉》中的同名主打歌:因为一位爱吃肉的女朋友要来家里做客,擅长烹炸炖炒的王蓉“唱”出一道红烧肉来:“葱姜大料/肉蔻香草/生抽老抽/精选带皮五花肉/糖盐煸炒/加水加酒/小火慢炖/肥而不腻的红烧肉……”有下饭歌相伴的好处是:你不可以顿顿吃红烧肉,但可以顿顿听它。
———听着《红烧肉》,粗茶淡饭也能吃出丰腴富足的口感来。
汤包子,醋水香菜多来,再来点辣子……”谁说人到夏天会没胃口?这首歌里唱到的每一样都想尝一尝。
《生活大爆炸》的主题曲,对我来说是一首意义特别的下饭歌———尽管演唱者Barenaked Ladies 那爆炸般的语速令它一度“难以下咽”———“其实人类历史没有多久/星系形成时间比唱完这首歌还要短。
”这首歌的响起,开启了我享用周末午餐的美好时光:12季的剧集,279顿午餐,每一餐都见证了一次星系的形成。
自从《生活大爆炸》完结之后,星系沉寂,周末午餐再也无法令我期待。
在《舌尖上的中国》原声大碟中,青年作曲家阿鲲给了“下饭歌”一个雅致的名字———《才下舌尖,又上心尖》。
阿鲲认为:作曲要有乐器,做食物要有基本的东西,因此作曲和做饭“都是一样的道理”。
而他以“做食物的心情”做出的音乐,是我先生最爱的“下饭歌”。
每到周末,先生都要张罗出一桌好吃食,且在吃饭时一定要播放一集《舌尖上的中是一个东北“小吃货”眼中的年夜饭:左眼装着诗、右眼装着吃。
能让大多数中国人都爱的下饭菜,一定是咸菜了。
北有泡菜酸菜,南有梅菜橄榄。
生活大爆炸中英word字幕S01E01
60>Evidently.
61>Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
62>200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
63>Yes,she is.
64>-oh,hi. -hi.
110>You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
111>You're inviting me over to eat?
112>Yes.
113>Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.
114>Great.
115>So,what do you guys do for fun around here?
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天才也性感第1季第1集
1>So if a photon is directed through a plane
2>with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
3>it will not go through both slits.
8>Agreed. what's your point?
9>There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
10>-excuse me. -hang on.
生活大爆炸主题曲
【读书笔记大全】《世界简史》读书笔记：寄蜉蝣于天地,渺沧海之一粟
【读书笔记大全】《世界简史》读书笔记：寄蜉蝣于天地，渺沧海之一粟宇宙从何处走来：时间为宇，空间为宙，盘古大帝撑开混沌，为万物开辟一方天地，这是中国古代传说版宇宙的来源。
科学版宇宙的来源是怎样的呢？《生活大爆炸》片头曲总结的很棒，“Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…… The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built awall, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang!”从遥远的时代开始，在那份曾经的荒芜与死寂过后，涡状星云慢慢凝聚成为独立的球体。
是时间，为我们带来了得以繁衍生息的宇宙天地。
让世界知道我曾从这里走过书中写到，“在那个无生代时期，或许有无数种低等的，没有骨骼和硬壳的胶质动物”，“岩石记录不能当成过去生命的完整记录，只有当生命进化到出现骨骼、针骨、甲壳或石灰质的茎干，并能将某些东西留给后代时，它们才能成为某种记录”。
也就是说，或许，我们目前所知的最早的生命之前，也存在生命，只是，它们没有留下任何痕迹。
不禁想到泰戈尔的那句，“天空没有留下翅膀的痕迹，但我已飞过”，这些生命的痕迹，就这样，默默地，默默地，被历史悄然淹没，没有人知道在它们身上发生了什么，甚至不能明确它们究竟是否存在过。
那么，年年岁岁辗转而过，多少年之后世界会忘记曾经还有一个我？愿自己能够好好的过，至少，让老年的自己回忆过去时，想到的不是一片苍白，而是美好的轻狂年少。
写到这里，突然又想到了培训时老师讲到的“工作痕迹化”，嗯哼，工作日志和工作记录神马的，任重道远啊……寄蜉蝣于天地，渺沧海之一粟仅仅在太阳系之中，就有地球绕着远在数千万公里之外的太阳，一圈一圈的运行了二十多亿年，那么可以想象，这个宇宙，是多么的广袤无垠，无边无际，又有着多么悠远漫长的历史。
生活大爆炸歌词全
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...140亿年前终于爆了炸等着瞧...The Earth began to cool,地球开始降温The autotrophs ['ɔtə,trɔfs]began to drool,自养生物来起哄Neanderthals[ni'ændətɑ:l; -θɔ:l] developed tools,穴居人发明工具We built a wall (we built the pyramids),我们建长城（我们建金字塔）Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学自然科学历史揭开神秘That all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短A fraction of a second and the elements were made. 元素在微秒间便形成了The bipeds ['baiped]stood up straight,两足动物直立行走The dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了They tried to leap but they were late想要突变没来得及And they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）The oceans and pangea 'pændʒiə大洋和泛古陆See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya拜拜才不想学你Set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸It all started with the big BANG!一切从大爆炸开始It's expanding ever outward but one day宇宙向外膨胀但有一天It will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向内坍塌反正我们不在了不会觉得疼Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸Australopithecus [,ɔstrələu'piθəkəs]would really have been sick of us南方古猿肯定不爽我们Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪（我们现在捉电脑病毒了）Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy [,dju:tə'rɔnəmi]宗教天文 e百科旧约申命记It all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology音乐神化爱因斯坦占星术It all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始It all started with the big BANG!一切从大爆炸开始。
(完整版)生活大爆炸第一季第四集(THEBIGBANGTHEROYS01E04)字幕中英文对照打印版
不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-Leonard：And we all thank you.
我们都感激你。
-Sheldon: Use new eggs.
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
-Penny：hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。
-Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches
怎样，科学怪人们
May I introduce my special lady friend Summer
这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer。
-Woman：Howard, I told you touching is extra.
恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。
-Sheldon: How's this
这样如何
Pleased to meet you,Dr. Gablehauser.
见到你很高兴，Gablehauser博士。
"How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you,"
-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
我最近一直在想着时光旅行。
-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility
为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E11)字幕中英文对照打印版
THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E11
-Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Leonard has introduced into our environment. For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies. -Leonard: Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting -Sheldon: When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. -Leonard: I'm going back to bed. -Sheldon: Wait. Put this in the bathroom. -Leonard: What for -Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. -Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this! -Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine. -Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup" -Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom. -Leonard: Huh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology. -Sheldon: Oh, dear God. Leonard! Leonard, I'm sick! Leonard, my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when I bend over. -Sheldon: Leonard, where are you -Leonard: I'm at work. -Sheldon: At 6:30 in the morning -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: On Sunday -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: Why -Leonard: They asked me to come in. -Sheldon: I didn't hear the phone ring. -Leonard: They texted me. -Sheldon: Well, as I predicted, I am sick. My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m., and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate. -Leonard: No kidding -Sheldon: No not only that, it has shifted from clear to milky green. -Leonard: All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids. -Sheldon: What else would I drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma -Leonard: Drink whatever you want. -Sheldon: I want soup. -Leonard: Then make soup. -Sheldon: We don't have soup. -Leonard: I'm at work, Sheldon. -Sheldon: Is that a dog -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: In the lab -Leonard: Yes. They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists. I have to go. -Old Lady: Howard, it's the phone! -Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone! -Old Lady: Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour! -Howard: I don't know! -Old Lady: Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
我们的宇宙曾处于炎热致密的状态，
然后大约一百四十亿年前它开始膨胀。
等一下……
地球开始冷却，
自养生物开始繁殖，
尼安德特人发明了工具，
我们建起了长城（我们修建了金字塔）
数学，科学，历史，探解奥秘，
那都是是从大爆炸开始！
“自从人类出现”其实并非那么久，
因为每个星系的形成的时间都比唱这首歌的时间还要短。
在不到一秒的时间里各种元素产生了
二足动物开始直立行走，
恐龙们遇到了天灾它们尝试逃离但是太晚了
它们都死了（他们都被冻死了）
海洋和泛古大陆
这都是由于大爆炸引起的！
它正向外膨胀
但是终归一天它会使星系向内运动不断塌缩，
我们到时早就不在，所以不会痛的是最好不过的图像，那将导致一次更大的大爆炸
南猿一定觉得我们很烦人
讨论不休而他们正在捕捉野鹿（我们在捕捉病毒）
宗教或天文，微软百科，申命记（旧约之一卷）
全都从大爆炸开始！
音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术
全都从大爆炸开始！。