中式英语大全
你知道这些中式英语吗？老外也喜欢
你知道这些中式英语吗？老外也喜欢中式英语(论坛)再次成为了热点。
这次不再是指示牌上的英文错误，也不是餐馆不知所云的菜谱，而是中国人自创出来的新词汇：“Smilence”（笑而不语）、“Emotionormal”（情绪稳定），还有更富时代特色的“Chinsumer”（指到国外旅行疯狂购物的中国人）、“Vegeteal”（指开心网上的“摘菜”）。
人们在网络上传播和把玩着这些中式英语单词，新词还在不断被发明出来。
从最早我们自己讽刺初学者英文水平低，到后来好多外国人搜集散布在公共场合里不经意间的“巧妙”错用，再到如今中国人开始故意错用甚至自创英语单词，中式英语（Chinglish）的内涵在不断地被拓展，人们对中式英语的态度也由开始的拒绝、嘲笑转变为欣赏、把玩甚至鼓励。
语言是时代变迁最敏感的反应器，中式英语繁盛的背后是中外交往更加密切、中国国际影响力的增强———在“Long time no see”、“Good go od study，day day up”之后，也许会有更多中式英语成为外国人的日常用语。
更早的中式英语得数旧上海的“洋泾浜”，至今在中国语文课本选摘的民国时期散文里还留存着从英语音译的“水门汀”（Cement水泥）和“梵阿铃”（Violin小提琴）的字眼。
很长一段时间里，中国人的第一外语变成了俄语，直到改革开放后，国人普遍开始学习英语。
学校里的英语教师和新东方的老师开始要学生警惕“Chinese English”。
大学里请来的外教发现，中国人讲英语很容易照着汉语原来的习惯。
学生请假，说自己舒服会讲“I am uncomfortable”而不是“I don’t feel well”，外教得好久才能反应过来；中国人把厕所叫“WC”而不是“Restroom”,而“WC”在英语国家只是“茅坑”的意思。
浙江大学的一位美国外教去中国朋友家里做客时发现，中国人讲“饺子”和“豆腐”的单词都“名不副实”，“Dumpling”和“Chinese Bean curd”他们并不用，“Ravioli”和“Tofu”则被老外广泛接受———这两个词对英语来说也是外来语，分别来自意大利和日本。
关于中式英语的有趣英文演讲稿（共9篇）
关于中式英语的有趣英文演讲稿(共9篇)篇一：有趣的中式英语大全中式英语汇编1．no three no four 不三不四2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me 彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知... 9．Watch sister 表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''s son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
以下是一些中式英语的例子
以下是一些中式英语的例子。
To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful, slipp ery slopes. （小心路滑。
）To put out Xuanda Expressway(北京四环路). To put in Jingzhang Expres sway.（京张高速公路）= Now leaving Xuanda Expressway, now entering Jing zhang Expressway.Decimbing path. = Descent. （下坡路。
）Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving.（河北省所有高速公路）= Slow o n bridge in case of rain or snow.Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。
）/ Entrance.（进口。
）Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意义：如果你被罚50元的话吸烟不被允许。
）= Smoking is prohibited, penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸烟，违反者将被罚款50元。
）Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicy cle.If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.Being urgent call 110 quickly. (北京) = In cases of emergency, please c all 110. （110 = 中国大陆报案电话，等同香港的999）Complaining tel.（字面意义：抱怨电话）= Customer service telephone（客户服务电话）.When you leave car, please turn off door and window, take your valuab le object = Be sure to lock your doors and windows and take all valuables with you.Engine room is serious place.（字面意义：机房是严肃的地方）= Engine r oom: No unauthorised access. （机房重地；重地的意思其实就是闲人免进，只是中文通常都省略了。
12个典型中式英语及纠正
12个典型中式英语及纠正1、这个价格对我挺合适的。
误：The price is very suitable for me.正：The price is right.提示：suitable(合适的、相配的)最常见的用法是以否定的形式出现在告示或通知上，如：下列节目儿童不宜。
The following programme is not suitable for children.这句话用后面的说法会更合适。
2、你是做什么工作的呢?误：What's your job?正：Are you working at the moment?提示：what's yourjob这种说法难道也有毛病吗?是的。
因为如果您的谈话对象刚刚失业，如此直接的问法会让对方有失面子，所以您要问：目前您是在上班吗?Areyou working at the moment?接下来您才问：目前您在哪儿工作呢?Where are you working these days?或者您从事哪个行业呢?What line of work are you in?3. 用英语怎么说?误：How to say?正：How do you say this in English?提示：How to say是在中国最为泛滥成灾的中国式英语之一，这绝不是地道的英语说法。
同样的句子有：请问这个词如何拼写?How do you spell that please?请问这个单词怎么读?How do you pronounce this word?4. 我的舞也跳得不好。
误：I don't dance well too.正：I am not a very good dancer either.提示：当我们说不擅长做什么事情的时候，英语里面通常用not good at something，英语的思维甚至直接踊跃到：我不是一个好的舞者。
5. 现在几点钟了?误：What time is it now?正：What time is it,please?提示：What time is it now是一个直接从汉语翻译过的句子，讲英语的时候没有必要说now，因为您不可能问what time was it yesterday,或者what time is it tommorow?所以符合英语习惯的说法是：请问现在几点了?还有一种说法是：How are we doing for time?6. 我的英语很糟糕。
50个chinglish的例子
50个chinglish的例⼦含泪整理让⼈丢脸的那些“Chinglish（中式英语）2016-08-25 00:00额~学习英语的路任重⽽道远，很多学习英语的⼩伙伴，往往很⽤功，但是收到的效果却是⼀般，这中间可能存在学习⽅法的原因，但有⼀个⼤家很容易忽视的点，那就是我们不经意间就会忽视中西⽅⽂化差异所带来的影响。
有⼈会觉得中西⽅⽂化差异听起来是⼀个很⼤的话题，其实往⼩了说，就是我们在不经意间常常会说⼀些“Chinglish（中式英语）”，我们以讲汉语的⽅式去讲英语肯定是⾏不通的，以汉语的思维去翻译英语那是⼀定会闹笑话的。
就好⽐这个例⼦，“⼤操厅”被翻译成了“big fuck hall”，让⼈看了是⼜想笑⼜尴尬啊！其实，这种思维在很多时候都是在潜意识⾥阻碍我们的英语的学习，所以，天才君为⼤家搜集了⼀些，很丢⼈的“Chinglish（中式英语）”说法，不求帮助⼤家改善思维模式，起码多学多看，多积累吧。
⼀、⽇常⼝语单词类busboy 餐馆勤杂⼯（不是“公汽售票员”）busybody 爱管闲事的⼈（不是“⼤忙⼈”）dry goods （美）纺织品；（英）⾕物（不是“⼲货”）heartman 做⼼脏移植⼿术的⼈（不是“有⼼⼈”）mad doctor 精神病科医⽣（不是“发疯的医⽣”）dead president 美钞（上印有总统头像）（并⾮“死了的总统”）sweet water 淡⽔（不是“糖⽔”）confidence man 骗⼦（不是“信得过的⼈”）rest room 厕所（不是“休息室”）sporting house 妓院（不是“体育室”）black tea 红茶（不是“⿊茶”）black art 妖术（不是“⿊⾊艺术”）white man 忠实可靠的⼈（不是“⽪肤⽩的⼈”）green hand 新⼿（不是“绿⼿”）Chinese dragon 麒麟（不是“中国龙”）English disease ⽓管炎（不是“英国病”）Spanish athlete 吹⽜的⼈（不是“西班⽛运动员”）French chalk 滑⽯粉（不是“法国粉笔”）⼆、⽇常表达短句类What a shame! 多可惜！真遗憾！（不是“多可耻”）You don't say! 是吗！（不是“你别说”）You can say that again! 说得好！（不是“你可以再说⼀遍”）It has been 4 years since I smoked. 我戒烟４年了。
中式英语大全
[搞笑] 中式英语大全[size=2]1. 爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你他妈的：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]Keep on going Never give upWhere there is a will , there is a way .Be yourself ,and be the person you help to be . （做你自己想要做的那种人）The most perfect human being is the one who most thoroughly addresses himself to the activity of his best powers !God helps those who help themselves！Where there is life, there is hope!“Yest erday is history;tomorrow is mystery;today is a gift.That's why it's called the present.”。
老外总结的中式英语
今天为大家介绍一些老外总结的中国式英语以及外国人常用说法，聊解一笑。
不过学习这个东西，一直都是千变万化的，曾经以为错的chinglish ，现在也在逐渐成为外国人的时尚，比如“long time no see"，所以下面所列，大家也不一定要生搬硬套，一定要牢记：语言仅仅是交流的工具而已，语法等等永远只是交流的细枝末节，千万别舍本逐末。
No. C hinese Chinglish English1 欢迎你到… welcome you to …welcome to … 2 永远记住你 remember you foreveralways remember you （没有人能活到forever ） 3 祝你有个... wish you have a ...I wish you a … 4 给你 give you here you are5 很喜欢... very like ...like ... very much 6 黄头发 yellow hair blond/blonde （西方人没有yellow hair 的说法）7 厕所 WC men's room/women's room/restroom8 真遗憾 it's a pity that's too bad/it's a shame （it's a pity 说法太老）9 裤子 trousers pants/slacks/jeans10 修理 mend fix/repair11 入口 way in entrance12 出口 way out exit （way out 在口语中是crazy 的意思） 13 勤奋 diligent hardworking/studious/conscientious14 应该 should must/shall15 火锅 chafing dish hot pot16 大厦 mansion center/plaza17 马马虎虎 so-so average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK （西方人很少使用so-so ）18 好吃 delicious good/nice/tasty/appetizing （delicious 在中国被滥用）19 尽我最大努力try my best try/strive （try 的本意就是try my best ） 20 有名 famous well-known/renowned/legendary/popular （famous 在中国被滥用）21 滑稽 humorous funny/witty/amusing/entertaining22 欺骗 to cheat to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off23 车门 the door of the carthe car's door 24 怎么拼? how to how do you spell?spell?25 再见bye-bye bye/see you/see you later/later（bye-bye 有些孩子气）26 玩play go to/do（play在中国被滥用）27 面条 noodles pasta（noodles有些孩子气）28 据说it is said I heard/I read/I was told29 等等 and so on etc.30 直到现在till now recently/lately/thus far31 农民peasant farmer32 宣传 propaganda information。
中式英语Chinglish(一)
3. 这用英语怎么说？ How do you say it in English? (√) How to say this in English? (×) 这个我相信很多中国人都会中招，how to say 是最为泛滥的中式英语之一。
类似的表达还有： How do you spell that please? --那个怎么拼写？ How do you pronounce this word? --这个单词怎么发音？ How can I say it/this? --该怎么说呢？ What should I say? --该怎么说呢？
4. 我想我不行。 I don’t think I can. (√) I think I can’t. (×) 英语里表达”我想我不会”是把否定ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้放到了前面，这个和汉语刚好相反。
5. 英语不好 I am not 100% fluent, but at least I am improving. (√) My English is poor. (×) 当我们遇到外国人时，经常能听到中国人说 My English is poor. 但外国人遇 到自己外语不好的情况，他们会说：I am still having a few problems, but I’m getting better. 或者—I can’t speak English very well, but I’m getting better.
中式英语 Chinglish（一）
所谓的”Chinglish”就是我们的中式英语，指带有汉语词汇语法和表达习惯 的英语，是一种具有中国特色的英语。用中式思维套用或翻译英语，就是那种 自以为很正确其实有语法毛病或不符合英语母语者表达习惯的英语，在我们日 常口语，书面表达中易犯错误。
外国人眼中的中式英语
外国人眼中的中式英语虽然中国人学了上十年的英语，但是表达却总是不那么地道，现在甚至已经创造了“Chinglish”这个词，就是说中国人的英语表达，那么中国人常犯的中式英语表达有哪些呢?跟一起来看看吧。
欢迎你到中：welcomeyou to ...英：welcome to...永远记得你中：rememberyou forever英：alwaysremember you(没有人能活到forever)祝你有个...中：wish youhave a ...英：I wish youa ...给你中：give you英：here youare很喜欢...中：very like...英：like ...very much黄头发中：yellowhair英：blond/blonde(西方人没有yellowhair的说法)厕所中：WC英：men'sroom/women's room/restroom真遗憾中：it's apity英：that's toobad/it's a shame(it's a pity说法太老)裤子中：trousers英：pants/slacks/jeans修理中：mend英：fix/repair入口中：way in英：entrance出口中：way out英：exit(way out在口语中是crazy的意思)勤奋中：diligent英：hardworking/studious/conscientious 应该中：should英：must/shall火锅中：chafingdish英：hot pot大厦中：mansion英：center/plaza马马虎虎中：so-so英：average/fair/allright/not too bad/OK(西方人很少使用so-so)好吃中：delicious英：good/nice/tasty/appetizing(delicious在中国被滥用)尽我最大努力中：try mybest英：try/strive(try的本意就是try my best)有名中：famous英：well-known/renowned/legendary/popular (famous在中国被滥用)滑稽中：humorous英：funny/witty/amusing/entertaining欺骗中：to cheat英：to trick/to play a joke on/to deceive/to rip off 车门中：the door of the car英：the car's door怎么拼?中：how to spell?英：how do you spell?再见中：bye-bye英：bye/seeyou/see you later/later(bye-bye有些孩子气)玩中：play英：go to/do(play在中国被滥用)据说中：it is said英：I heard/Iread/I was told等等中：and so on英：etc.etcetera直到现在中：till now英：recently/lately/thusfar农民中：peasant英：farmer宣传中：propaganda英：information再来看看英语中12个典型的中国式错误，以免再犯吧!1. 这个价格挺合适的。
中式英语之鉴
The English Learner`s Guide to ChinglishThe English Learner`s Guide to Chinglish 中式英语之鉴01.有他这颗扫帚星，什么事情都办不成。
[误] With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished.[正] With a jinx like him, nothing can be accomplished.注：“扫帚星”是中国人对“慧星”（comet）的俗称，因其后面象拖着的一条像扫帚一样的长尾巴而得名。
在中国古代，“扫帚星”被认为是灾难的预兆，并被用来比喻不吉利的人或事；祸根：（person or thing that is thought to bring）bad luck（to sb/sth ）；curse。
英语的 comet 虽然没有这层含义，但却有一个对应的说法，即 jinx。
例：There's a jinx on/Someone's put a jinx on this car: it's always giving me trouble. “这辆汽车上有什么妨人的东西，总给我找麻烦”。
02.萝卜青菜，各有所爱。
[误] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage.[正] Tastes differ.注：Tastes differ/vary 是句英语谚语，除此以外，原句还可翻译成：No dish suits all tastes. / You can never make everyone happy. / All things fit not allpersons. / Every man has his hobbyhorse[liking]. / Every man[one] to his(own) taste. / It is difficult to cater for[to] all tastes. / It is hard to suit all tastes. / No dishsuits all tastes. / Some persons like to eat radishes, others prefer cabbages--people's tastes are various. / There is no accounting for tastes. / There is no disputingabout tastes. 等。
十大最搞笑中式英语
十大最搞笑中式英语中国是一个包罗万象的国家，以其独特的文化著称于世。
许多中国人习惯着以英语作为第二种语言。
尽管他们非常努力，尝试要学习掌握英语，但是仍然有一些“中式”的英语现象，同样的，充满了搞笑的趣味。
今天，让我们来看看十大最搞笑的中式英语。
第一，“全体都听我放屁”，在中国，这句话被认为是“All stand to attention”，表示大家都要静止不动。
但是，只要一个中国人用英语说这句话，就会给人一种“全体都听我放屁”的调侃意思，实在是太搞笑了。
第二，“多喝热水”，这句话被误用来代替“Drink more hot water”，原句所表达的意思是让人多喝热水，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“多喝热水”的搞笑话语。
第三，“干你娘”，这句话被误认为是“Thank you”，其实，他们想要表达的是一句“谢谢你”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“干你娘”的搞笑话语。
第四，“面包没有酱”，这句话被误认为是“No butter”，原句所表达的意思是表明面包上面没有黄油，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“面包没有酱”的搞笑话语。
第五，“学习天起床”，这句话被误用来代替“Study hard”，原句是表明要让人学习努力，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“学习天起床”的搞笑话语。
第六，“病害我的”，这句话被误用来代替“I sick”，原句所表达的意思是表明“我感到不舒服”，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“病害我的”的搞笑话语。
第七，“特殊房间”，这句话被误用来代替“Special room”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一个特殊的房间，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“特殊房间”的搞笑话语。
第八，“一样的桌子”，这句话被误用来代替“Same table”，原句所表达的意思是表明有一张一样的桌子，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“一样的桌子”的搞笑话语。
第九，“小孩跑西边”，这句话被误用来代替“Go West”，原句所表达的意思是表明要让人向西走，但是，一旦被中国人说出来，就变成了一句“小孩跑西边”的搞笑话语。
中式英语的例子
中式英文1. “我的英语不好”中式英语：My English is poor.在外国人的眼中，用poor来形容自己的水平，是一种极度自卑的体现，而如果你想表达你的英语并不是太好，正在练习阶段，完全不用如此的“不自信”正确表达I am not good at English.orMy English is not very good, but I'm working on it.Comment:“My English is poor”is fine English. In Google search “My English is poor”has 118,000 hits, which shows it is a common phrase. Alternatively you can say: “My English (is horrible/is terrible/is atrocious/is awful/is really bad/is not up to par/sucks).”2. 如果想夸别人英语很好可以这么说You speak English pretty well.你英文说得好棒啊You speak English fluently.你英文说的真流利Your pronunciation is excellent!你的发音真棒！Comment:Normally people would say "You speak good English" instead of "You speak English pretty well."and "You speak fluent English" instead of "You speak English fluently."All those expressions are acceptable but the shorter ones are more popular because of their brevity.“Your pronunciation is excellent!”is fine.3. 土豆泥中式英语：potato sauce地道表达：mashed potatomashed 捣碎的；捣烂的顾名思义，捣烂的土豆，就是土豆泥啦Comment:"Mashed potato" in singular form is British English.Americans and Canadians say "mashed potatoes" (in plural form).4. “我认为我不行”中式英语：I think I can't.地道表达：I don't think I can.把从句的否定形式转移到主句谓语动词上，这是think的一个惯用法。
老外眼里的中式英语
第二部分是Chinglish说法，第三部分则是英语的标准说法。
①欢迎你到... ② welcome you to ... ③ welcome to ...①永远记住你② remember you forever ③ always remember you（没有人能活到forever）①祝你有个... ② wish you have a ... ③ I wish you a ...①给你② give you ③here you are①很喜欢... ② very like ... ③like ... very much①黄头发② yellow hair ③ blond/blonde（西方人没有yellow hair的说法）①厕所② WC ③ men's room/women's room/restroom①真遗憾② it's a pity ③ that's too bad/it's a shame（it's a pity说法太老）①裤子② trousers ③pants/slacks/jeans①勤奋② diligent ③hardworking/studious'stju:diəs用于学习/conscientious①应该② should ③ must/shall①大厦② mansion ③ center/plaza①马马虎虎② so-so ③ average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK（西方人很少使用so-so）①好吃② delicious ③ good/nice/tasty/appetizing（delicious在中国被滥用）①尽我最大努力②try my best③ try/strive（try的本意就是try my best）①有名② famous ③well-known/renowned ri'naund/legendary/popular（famous在中国被滥用）①滑稽② humorous ③ funny/witty/amusing/entertaining①欺骗② to cheat ③to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off①车门②the door of the car ③the car's door①怎么拼? ② how to spell? ③how do you spell?①据说② it is said ③ I heard/I read/I was told①等等② and so on ③ etc. etcetera①直到现在② till now ③recently/lately/thus far①农民② peasant ③farmer①宣传② propaganda propagandize③information英语中12个典型的中国式错误1. 这个价格对我挺合适的。
Chinglish 中式英语大全
Chinglish：1 “Welcome to my hometown”You should only say this when someone is actually visiting you in your hometown.When you are just telling people about your hometown, you can say, “That’s my hometown in a nutshell（简而言之，一言以蔽之）”Or if you want to invite them, say something like, “Now you know about my hometown. I would love to show you around if you ever have a chance to visit me there2 “Relax yourself” or“Have a rest”Relax is verb, not a noun. Should be simply, “relax,”as in:a) “In my free time, I like to relax.”b) “Listening to music helps me relax.”c) When instructing someone else, just say, “RelaxCan also say:take a breakUnwind放松，使轻松take it easykill timeput your feet upchill (out)chillax – slang“Have a rest” is a Chinglish phrase. Although they will probably understand if someone else says this, native speakers do not say this.Instead you should say “Get some rest.”For example, “I don’t want you to catch a cold. Maybe you should go home and get some rest.”Other casual phrases you can use include:i. get some shuteyeii. hit the sack就寝/ hit the hayiii. rest upIf you’re talking about a brief time of rest or sleep, you can also say “take a nap.小睡一下”3 “Have a try”Try is verb, not a noun.Instead of “have a try,”you can just say “try it.” As in:a) This food is fantastic! You should try it.b) I have never had this before. I guess I’ll try it.Can also say:Try it out试一下吧Try i t on (if it’s clothing)Try thisTry my…Try the…Give it a shot.Popular phrase,“I’ll try anything once”4 “In a word”“In a word” actually means that you will sum概括something up in one word.a) For example, “That movie was, in a word, incredible.”Instead, you can say:to sum up总之in conclusion最后，综上所述simply putin simple termsbasicallyin a nutshell5 How to pronounce:“Famous”“Campus”“Delicious”a) None of these words have an “r” anywhere in them.Be careful not to add an “r” sound to a simple “us.”“Delicious” is a great word, but it’s important to remember that it’s not the ONLY word that can describe food.Alternatives供选方案to Delicious:tastyMouthwatering令人垂涎的Appetizing开胃的诱人是Flavorful可口的Succulent汁多味美的Scrumptious美味的“delish”yummyfinger-lickingamazing6 “Daily Life”“Lover” and “Play”The phrase “daily life” is not technically incorrect. However, it is an unusual phrase, and it sounds stilted 不自然的(unnaturally formal or strange) to native speakers.Instead of “in my daily life”you can say “on a daily basis.”As in:a) Sometimes I like to attend formal dinners but not on a daily basis.b) It’s good for you to practice speaking English on a daily basis.You can also say:On a day-to-day basisEvery dayRegularlyUsuallyGenerallyGenerally-speakingIn most situationsMost of the timeChinglish speakers often use “lover” in place of “boyfriend” or “girlfriend.” This is incorrect. The word “lover” is an extremely personal word that refers to someone you are having sex with.It is not used in public or casual contextsInstead you should say:boyfriend / girlfriendsignificant other“my other half”“main squeeze”sweetheartbabydarlingspouse (if married)Wifey / Hubby“Play”in English is not the same as “wánr”or 玩儿Young children ofte n “play” together; however, when you ask adults (even young adults) to “play” with you, it has a very strange and somewhat inappropriate connotation (meaning), UNLESS you are referring to a specific sport or game.For example,“Do you want to play basketball with me?” is OK.“Do you want to play with me?” is not OK.Instead, you can say:hang outchilldo somethingOr “Are you busy tomorrow?” followed by a suggestion for a specific activity, like “Do you want to go to a movie / go to the park / play cards?”7 “Decorate Myself, Make-Up, and “Fashion” vs. “Fashionable”“Decorate myself” is a Chinglish phrase. Don’t say it.You decorate a cake or a room, but not a person, especially yourself.Instead you can say:get dressed upaccessorize“get all dolled up”put on your “Sunday Best”“dressed to the nines”“Make-up” is a noun.The verb, “make up,” means you have made up with someone from a fight or you can make up for something you have done.The verbs you should use with “make-up” are:put onweartake offFor example, “Before I go out, I put on make-up.”Fashion is a noun.It is incorrect to say someone is “fashion.”Instead you should use the adjective and say that someone is “fashionable.”You can also say:trendystylish['stailiʃ] 有格调的chic[ʃi:k]adj.<法>漂亮的, 时髦的, 潇洒的There is also a term called “personal style” used to describe an individuals unique, yet stylish way of dressing.8 Problem Sound: “th”In order to pronounce the “th” sound correctly, you must stick your tongue [舌头] out a little bit [between your teeth]9 The difference between: “Fun” & “Funny”“Bored” & Boring“Nature” &“Natural”If you enjoy it, it’s “fun”For example: Games are fun.Fun (n. or adj.)amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable can be used with “to be” or with “to have”If you laugh, it’s “funny”For example: Jokes are funny.Funny (adj.)causing laughter or amusement; humorous can be used with “to be”, but NOT with “to haveIf it’s a feeling you have –you are “bored”For example: I feel bored when I have nothing to do.Bored (adj.)feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity describes a personal feelingIf it’s something that isn’t interesting –it’s “boring”For example: I think political speeches are boring.Boring (adj.)not interesting, tedious describes an activity (it is very rude to describe a person with this wordThings like plants, animals, mountains, etc. are parts of “nature”For example: I often go outside to be closer to nature.Nature (n.)the world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, not including humans or human creationsThings that are unchanged by people are described as “natural”For example: My hair color is natural.Natural (adj.)existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind10 “-a” or “-ah”It’s common for native Chinese speakers to add an “-a” or “-ah” sound at the end of English words, especially words ending in a consonanta) Ex: “that” becomes “that-ah”11 Use of the word “ever”It can be a little tricky微妙的、复杂的to use “ever” correctly. Some correct common uses are:a) “ever since” = throughout the period sinceb) “ever so” = very [a little old-fashioned]c) “for ever” = same as “forever”“Ever” often used with the negative or in questi onsEx: Practice or you English won’t ever improve!Ex: Have you ever tried stinky tofu?i. *This question would not be answered with an “ever” statement unless theanswer is negative*It can sometimes be used to mean “at all times” or “always,” but it’s v ery commonly misused in this context [Keep in mind, it sets a more formal tone.]She was ever practicing her pronunciation of “Th”…and they lived happily ever after.I thought it was going to be temporary, but Lady Gaga is as popular as ever.If you aren’t sure you’re using it correctly or can’t remember the ways to use it right, it’s better to just use “always” or give a more specific answer.。
中式英语-chinglish
EXAMPLE:
4.在将来的30到50年间，我们在经济上将达到经济发 达国家的水平。
A: in another 30 to 50 years, we shall approach the level of the economically developed countries
B: in another 30 to 50 years, we shall approach the level of the developed countries (通常情况下，“发达国家”已经意味着是经济上发达 的国家，因此，没有必要再加上修饰语。)
4 写作中中式英语的特点:
6.语法错误Syntactic Error
EXAMPLE: 请再给我两小时。 A:Please allow me more two hours. B:Please give me another two hours. 和他结婚以后，她的麻烦就开始了。 A:After marrying him, her trouble began. B:After marrying him, she began to have troubles.
3 中式英语产生的原因:
1.文化差异Cultural difference 自由恋爱 free love free choice of marriage partner
2.不同的思维方式Different thought pattern The Chinese Team won the American Teem. 中国队战胜了美国队 The Chinese team beat the American Team. 中国队打败了美国队.
3.不同的习惯Different habitual usage 东北—northeast 迟早--- sooner or later 中式英语Welcome to use ATM service 正确：Thanks for using this ATM 中式英语Welcome to ride Line 52 Bus 正确： Thank you for riding Bus Line 52.
有趣的中式英语大全
中式英语汇编1．no threeno four 不三不四2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothe rs ！togeth er up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．helloeveryb ody!if you have someth i ng to say,then say!if you have nothin g to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me 彼此彼此7．Y ou Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！8．know is know noknow i s noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9．Watchsister表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicke n born chicke n,mouse''s son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpe ng,people die 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angryopen 心花怒放14．go past no mistak e past 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorrytoo!小明：I am sorrythree!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
中式英语大全
中式英语大全中式英语大全1．no three no four不三不四做早操:do morning ****做课间操:do class between ****2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9．WATCH SISTER表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''s son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
中式英语
中式英语英语0805CHINGLISH 中文scattering 紧急出口smilence 笑而不语halfyuan 五毛niubility 牛逼vegeteal 偷菜stupig 笨猪suihide 躲猫猫taikonaut 太空人togayther 终成眷属remember you forever 永远记住你wish you have a ... 祝你有个...how to spell? 怎么拼?keep valuables snugly 抱紧贵重物品Loving care flowers and plants 爱护花草We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！Chop the strange fish 生鱼块take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡you have two down son 你有两下子red face know me 红颜知己Photo 摄影Particularty 专卖look through autumn water 望穿秋水go you mother's 去你妈May I borrow your light？借光Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝king eight eggs 王八蛋no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一ice snow clever 冰雪聪明Innerre decoration 内部装修Please bump your head carefully 小心碰头Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡First see you，I shit love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你Please leave your values at the front desk 请将贵重物品寄存在前台If you are stolen, call the police at once 如遇小偷，立即报警you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁love who who 爱谁谁morning three night four 朝三暮四play an ax before luban 班门弄斧（错误而可笑的句子）•有事起奏，无事退朝if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!•龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!•有毒有害垃圾Poisonous & Evil Rubbish•残疾人专用Special for deformed•滥用胶袋，需缴费每个2元。
常见中式英语(未完待续)#
a/anI sent one student to help the maths teacher.I sent a student to help the maths teacher.I sent only one boy.Most of the boy singers wish to be Liu Dehua. Most of the boy singers wish to be a Liu Dehua. Being a poet, he wants to be an Ai-qing.Each of us has a desk and a chair.Each of us has a desk and chair.abilityShe has the ability of learning this language well. She has the ability in learning this language well. She has the ability to learn this language well.He has the worst ability of debate.He has the worst ability in debate.She has the ability in dance.abideShe will abide her promise.She will abide by her promise.I cannot abide by that fellow.I cannot abide that fellow.ableShe can be able to complete the composition today. She can complete the composition today.He is able of remembering the words.He is able to remember the words.This hall is able to hold about 1000 persons.This hall can hold about 1000 persons.He is very able.He is an able man.He is very capable.aboardThere goes the siren for passengers to go to aboard. There goes the siren for passengers to go aboard. (go abroad, be abroad, come abroad)It’s time to go aboard on the plane.It’s time to go aboard the plane.abolishIt will take a very long time to abolish off classes. It will take a very long time to abolish classes. aboutAbout in 2000 they had a child.Around 2000 they had a child.(in 2000, in 2000 or there about)There are about two or three minutes left.There are two or three minutes left.They moved to this city about three years or so ago.They moved to this city about three years ago.(about X+ a few, or so, more or less, more than, several)He is about to leave from Beijing to Shanghai tomorrow.He is going to leave from Beijing to Shanghai tomorrow. (be about to do sth. / be about v-ing sth.不常见X+ tomorrow, at once, next week, at two o’clock)V: We were about to leave when he came in.absentHe was absent in the meeting yesterday.He was absent from the meeting yesterday.CF: Colin is absent in Shanghai.科林去上海了（不在这里）。
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［搞笑］中式英语大全[size=2]1.爱他妈的谁谁谁：love he mother ' s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luba n4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 另廿唬我：don' t tiger me8. 不管三七二: no care three seve n two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say, and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not ope n yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng- peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Dem on strate the stro ng attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spri ng river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people ' s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I ' ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I ' ll show you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don ' t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther tha n build ing up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：less on betwee n36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse ' s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see pers on40. 美中不足：America n Chin ese not eno ugh41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I？45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don ' t bird me, so I don ' t bird you46 .你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49 .你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去: You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/ 哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you ？54. 你他妈的：you he mother ' s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56 .你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will moun tai n you!57. 你有两下子：you have two dow n son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow dow n son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a don key read ing play , go and see61. 七上丿八下：seve n up eight dow n62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 請別碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It's so gree n as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people moun ta in people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday hap py73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig n ot pa hot water tan g!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red （我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autu mn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25: I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy ？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I ' m a scamppIafraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in Chi na99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No mo ney, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放 :heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, wa nt life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life ？107. 一分耕耘一分收穫：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousa nd elepha nt update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save n ear thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you？115. 怎么是你：how are you？116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good ？118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：kn ow is know，no kn ow is no know119. 中国人民万岁：Chi na people ten thousa nd year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diam ond wang old five126. 作早操：do early [/size]Keep on going Never give upWhere there is a will , there is a way .Be yourself ,and be the person you help to be . （做你自己想要做的那种人）The most perfect human being is the one who most thoroughly addresses himself to the activity of his best powers !God helps those who help themselves ！Where there is life, there is hope!“ Yeetday is history;tomorrow is mystery;today is a 's why it'scalled the present.。