小屁孩日记 September Tuesday 翻译稿
小屁孩日记（中英翻译）
小屁孩日记（中英翻译）小屁孩日记Greg’s elder brother:Greg?Greg?格瑞格的哥哥：格瑞格？格瑞格？Greg: What?格瑞格：怎么了？Greg’s elder b rother:Greg!格瑞格的哥哥：格瑞格！Greg：Huh？What？格瑞格：嗯？怎么了？Greg’s elder brother:What are you doing?格瑞格的哥哥：怎么还睡？Get up！Mom and Dad have been calling起床！爸爸妈妈叫了你you for a n hour .You’re about to be late for一小时了。
中学第一天your first day of middle school.你要迟到了。
Greg :What? Oh, geez! How did that happen？格瑞格：什么？天啊！怎么会这样？Greg’s elder brother: Go, go, go ! Mom’s格瑞格的哥哥：快点，快点！妈妈要发火了about to flip out! She sent me to get you她在车里等了，while she waits in the car !让我来叫你！(Greg is very anxious)(格瑞格现在很急）Greg’s Dad: What are you doing? What’s格瑞格的爸爸：你在干什么？怎么回事？going on?Greg：Getting ready for…(look out of the window )…school.格瑞格：正准备…(看了一眼窗外)…上学。
Greg’s Dad: Are you insane? Schoo l格瑞格的爸爸：你疯了吗？要到下周才开学doesn’t start till nest week.And, FYI, school doesn’t start at 4:00 in就算是上学，也不用四点起床！the morning! You work up Manny(younger brother ).你吵醒了曼尼。
(第2册)小屁孩日记英中对照 P1-9
bullet /ˈbʊlɪt/子弹；
Even after Dad explained the whole “starter pistol” concept to me. I was still the worst swimmer on the team.
concept /ˈkɒnsept/ 观念，概念
夏天过了一半，我想我快要离 开游泳队了。所以我想出了一个技 巧来逃避练习。
I'd swim a few laps. And then I'd ask the coach if I could use the bathroom. Then I'd just hide out in the locker room until practice was over.
This was the first summer
the coach let us boys wear swim
trunks instead of those skimpy
racing trucks. But Mom and
Rodrick's
hand-me-down
bathing suit was “perfectly
fine.”
coach /kəʊtʃ/教练 skimpy /ˈskɪmpi/不足的；吝啬的
bathing/ˈbeɪðɪŋ/沐浴；游泳；
这是教练第一次让我们男孩穿 游泳裤，而不是那些轻薄的赛服。
但妈妈和罗德里克的ຫໍສະໝຸດ 泳衣 “非常好”。After swim practice, Rodrick would pick me up in his band's van. Mom had this crazy idea that if me and Rodrick spent “quality time” on the ride home everyday, we wouldn't fight as much. But all it did was make things a lot worse.
diary of a wimpy kid 13 中英文双语
diary of a wimpy kid 13 中英文双语中文版：《小屁孩日记13》双语日记星期一：今天是个特别糟糕的一天。
早上起床的时候，我发现我的闹钟没响，结果迟到了。
到学校的时候，发现我忘记了带作业，老师生气得要命。
中午吃午饭的时候，我不小心把汤撒到了我的衣服上，我的朋友都笑我。
放学回家的路上，我还被一只鸟屎砸中了。
真是倒霉透顶！Tuesday:今天上学的时候，我发现我的自行车胎瘪了，没法骑。
只好走路去学校。
在学校，我又忘记了今天要参加的体育课，被老师批评了一顿。
下午的时候，我还被同学戳了肚子，痛了一整个下午。
真是倒霉透顶！星期三：今天是我最糟糕的一天。
早上，我醒来的时候，发现我丢失了我的眼镜，找了半天也没找到。
所以，我只能眯着眼睛上学。
结果，我走了好几次的墙，撞到了几个同学，还被老师罚站了一节课。
下午，我终于找到了我的眼镜，但是不小心把它坐碎了。
真是倒霉透顶！星期四：今天上学的路上下起了倾盆大雨。
我当然没有带雨伞，所以被淋得像只落汤鸡。
到了学校，我的衣服湿透了，还被同学嘲笑。
中午的时候，我吃了个蛋糕，结果被吓了一跳，里面居然有只虫子！下午的体育课上，我又被篮球砸了一下，肩膀疼了一整天。
真是倒霉透顶！星期五：今天是我最幸运的一天。
早上，我醒来的时候，发现我终于长高了一些。
在学校，我被选为了班级的班长。
中午的时候，我收到了一封匿名信，上面写着我是全校最帅的男生。
下午的时候，我在课堂上回答问题，老师表扬了我。
真是太幸运了！星期六：今天是个很有趣的一天。
我和我的朋友们一起去游乐园玩。
我们玩了过山车、旋转木马和海盗船。
午饭的时候，我们还吃了好多好吃的零食。
下午，我们一起去打篮球，我终于成功地投了一个三分球。
晚上，我们一起去看电影，笑得不停。
真是非常开心的一天！星期日：今天是我最轻松的一天。
早上，我可以躺在床上，不用起床。
下午，我和我的家人一起去公园散步，呼吸新鲜空气。
晚上，我和爸爸一起看了一场足球比赛，我最喜欢的球队赢了。
适合中学生 小屁孩日记Volume One P76-89中英对照
ThursdayOn the bus ride into school today we passed by grandma's house.It got rolled with toilet paper last night,which I guess was no big surprise.I do feel a little bad because it looked like it was gonna take a long time to cleanup.But on the bright side,grandma is retired,so she probably didn't have anything plan for today anyway. WednesdayInside the period,Mr.Underwood,our Phys Ed teacher,announced that the boys will be doing a wrestling until for the next six weeks.If there's one thing most boys in my school are into it's a professional wrestling. So Mr.Underwood might as well have set off a bomb.Lunch comes right after Phy Ed,and the cafeteria was a Complete madhouse.I don't know what the school is thinking having a wrestling unit.But I decided if I don't want to get twisted into a pretzel for the next month and a half.I'd better do my homework on this wrestling business.So I rented a couple of video games to learn some movies.And you know what, after a while I was really starting to get the hang of it.In fact,the other kids in my class had better look out,because if I keep this up,I could be a real threat.Then again,I better make sure I don't do too good.This kid named Preston Mudd got named Athlete of the month for being the best player in the basketball unit, so they put his picture up in the hallway.1.on the bright side好的一面2.wrestle摔跤；格斗3.as well也；还4.cafeteria自助餐厅5.look out小心星期四今天我们乘公共汽车上学，经过奶奶家。
小屁孩日记
小屁孩日记小屁孩日记120xx年7月3日星期天晴这套小屁孩日记是六一老妈送我的礼物，她总会在跟我有点关系的节日里，选择买书送我。
买课后阅读的书，我还是很乐意接受的，可买一堆学习素材一看到堆在面前关于学习类的素材，我的眼皮就想打架!老妈帮我选的课外阅读，都是带有点目的性的!她会针对我喜欢的风格挑选，而挑这一套是指望着我看完这套日记后也能够对日记产生兴趣而兴起写日记的习惯。
2. 我的美术实在是太糟糕了!而这本书在日记里会搭配线条简单的随性漫画。
她希望我能被这些漫画所吸引，而在周末的绘画时间里临模这些简画笔而达到提升美术目的。
老妈的头脑还真是简单且一厢情愿，虽然这两种目的的确对我产生了那么一丁点儿影响，但还不至于我就傻到对写日记和画画产生兴趣，但多少接触一点还是可以接受的!这是一本令人捧腹的爆笑另类日记，是关于一个美国中学男孩的日记。
他是一个狡黠、机趣、自恋、胆小、爱出风头、喜欢懒散的男孩!每次翻开这本书，我都能从头笑到尾。
格雷那满脑子的鬼主意和诡辩，实在让人忍俊不禁。
他在老妈的要求下写日记，目的是幻想着自己成名后拿日记本应付蜂拥而至的记者;他特意在分班时装得不会念书，好让自己被分进基础班，打的主意是“尽可能降低别人对你的期望值，这样即使最后你可能几乎什么都不干，也总能给他们带来惊喜”;他喜欢玩电子游戏，可是他爸爸常常把他赶出家去，好让他多活动一下。
结果他跑到朋友家里去继续打游戏，然后在回家的路上用别人家的喷水器弄湿身子，扮成一身大汗的样子;他眼红自己的好朋友手受伤以后得到女生的百般呵护，就故意用绷带把自己的手掌缠得严严实实的装伤员;没招来女生的关注反而惹来自己不想搭理的人;不过，一山还有一山高，格雷再聪明，在家里还是敌不过哥哥罗德里克，还是被耍得团团转;而正在上幼儿园的弟弟曼尼可以“恃小卖小”，无论怎么捣蛋都有爸妈护着，让格雷无可奈何。
我觉得格雷的某些遭遇跟我还是挺像的，特别是他干了坏事以后被妈妈处罚的状况是一样一样的。
小屁孩日记
英语·HOT脑洞大48Reading所以今天穿灯芯绒裤子就不合时宜了，更别说短了3英寸的。
So it wasn ’t a good day to be wearing corduroy pants that are three inches too short.莫雷塔夫人说我们得选个舞伴，方法是把心目舞伴的名字在小纸片上写下来。
然后她就把纸片看一遍，尽可能帮我们配对。
去年搞方块舞的时候她也这么干过，结果我就中招了。
Mrs.Moretta said we were gonna choose partners by writing down the name of the person we wanted to dance with on a little slip of paper.Then she ’d go through the pieces of paper and pair us up the best she could.That was the same system she used last year for the square dancing unit,though,and I totally got burned.我写下了班里最漂亮的女生贝莉·安东尼的名女生都写他的名拉德，而莫雷塔夫挑了她。
But she She wrote down other girl in the Mckenzie Pollard,Baylee to be my picked her.很兴奋。
不过之deal with this kind of nonsense for three 计贝莉不想重蹈去年的覆辙，所以她就过来跟所有她认为没戏的男生明说了。
I Baylee didn ’t want a repeat of last year,because today she went around to all who didn ’t have a chance with her them know.说，我其实不在乎跟谁配一对儿，只要我不是露比·伯德就行。
小屁孩日记中英对照
小屁孩日记中英对照篇一哎呀，这《小屁孩日记》中英对照，可真是让我又爱又恨呐！你们说，这书里的小屁孩咋就那么逗呢？那一个个搞笑的场景，就像电影似的在我脑子里放。
也许我就是能在他身上看到自己的影子，那种调皮捣蛋，那种满脑子的奇思妙想。
就说有一次，小屁孩在学校里闹的那些笑话，我看的时候笑得肚子都疼了。
我就在想，我上学的时候不也干过类似的傻事吗？可能比他还蠢！比如说，我有次上课偷偷吃零食，自以为老师没发现，结果老师站我旁边老半天了我都不知道，那叫一个尴尬啊！再看看这中英对照的版本，一边能看有趣的故事，一边还能学学英语，多好！我觉得这对我英语水平的提高可能还真有点帮助。
可有时候吧，我看着那些密密麻麻的英文，脑袋都大了，心里就犯嘀咕：“这啥呀，我能看懂吗？” 也许坚持下去就能看懂，也许还是一头雾水。
不过话说回来，就算有时候看得费劲，我也不想放弃。
为啥？因为这里面的故事太吸引人啦！就像有一种魔力，拽着我非得看下去不可。
你们有没有这样的感觉？读着读着就好像自己也变成了那个小屁孩，在他的世界里疯玩疯闹。
这书难道不就是我们童年的写照吗？反正我是这么觉得的。
篇二说起《小屁孩日记》中英对照，那可真是让我又哭又笑，心情跟坐过山车似的！你们知道吗？刚开始看这中英对照版的时候，我心里那叫一个忐忑。
我就寻思着，“这能看懂吗？我这英语水平，别是看了个寂寞。
” 结果呢，还真别说，看着看着居然也能懂个大概。
书里那小屁孩的生活，简直就是一场精彩的闹剧。
比如说，他偷偷在课堂上传纸条被老师抓个正着，那场面，我仿佛都能感觉到他的心跳声，“扑通扑通”的。
这让我想起我自己，有次考试想偷看旁边同学的答案，结果还没看到就被老师瞪了一眼，哎呀，那叫一个心虚！这中英对照的好处就是，看不懂英文的时候，还能瞅瞅中文，就像有个救命稻草一样。
但有时候我也在想，我是不是太依赖中文了？也许应该逼着自己多看看英文，说不定英语水平就能“蹭蹭”往上涨呢！还有啊，书里那些有趣的插画，真的是太好玩了！就好像小屁孩从书里跳出来，在我面前活灵活现的。
小屁孩日记第一册翻译September wednesday
原文SEPTEMBER WednesdayToday we had Phys Ed,so the first thing I did when I got outside was sneak off to the basketball court to see if the Cheese was still there.And sure enough, it was.That piece of Cheese has been sitting on the blacktop since last spring.I guess it must’ve dropped out of someone’s sandwich or something.After a couple of days,the Cheese started getting all moldy and nasty.Nobody would play basketball on the court where the Cheese was,even though that was the only court that had a hoop with a net. Then one day,this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger,and that’s what started this thing called the Cheese Touch.It’s basically like the Cooties.If you get the Cheese Touch,you’re stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else.The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.But it’s not that easy remembering to keep your fingers crossed every moment of the day.I ended up taping mine together so they’d stay crossed all the time.I got a D in handwriting,but it was totally worth it.This one kid named Abe Hall got the Cheese Touch in April,and nobody would even come near him for the rest of the year.This summer Abe moved away to California and took the Cheese Touch with him.I just hope someone doesn’t start the Cheese Touch up again,because I don’t need that kind of stress in my life anymore.解析1.court院子；天井；网球场；法院2.blacktop柏油路3.a couple of两个，几个4.moldy发霉的；破旧的5.nasty肮脏的；令人讨厌的6.hoop铁环7.cooties虱子8.stuck被……缠住9.the way to通向……的路10.end up（以……）结束11.the rest of剩下的参考译文今天我们上体育课，所以我出去后做的第一件事就是溜到篮球场去看看奶酪是否还在那里。
小屁孩第一册翻译参考September Thursday
原文SEPTEMBER ThursdayI’m having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.My sister did not exactly get off to a great start,thanks to my older brother Rodrick.A couple of days into summer vacation,Rodrick woke me up in the middle of the night.He told me I slept through the whole summer,but that luckily I woke up just in time for the first day of school.You might think I was pretty dumb for falling for that one,but Rodrick was dressed up in his school clothes and he set my alarm clock ahead to make it look like it was the morning.Plus,he close my curtain so I couldn’t see that it was still dark out.After Rodrick woke me up,I just got dressed and went downstairs to make myself some breakfast,like I do every morning on a school day.But I guess I must have made a pretty big racket because the next thing I knew, Dad was downstairs,yelling at me for eating Cheerios at3:00in the morning. It took me a minute to figure out what the heck was going on.After I did,I told Dad that Rodrick had played a trick on me,and HE was the one that should be getting yelled at. Dad walked down to the basement to chew Rodrick out,and I tagged along.I couldn’t wait to see Rodrick get what was coming to him.But Rodrick covered up his track s pretty good.And to this day,I’m sure Dad thinks I’ve got a screw loose or something.解析1.hard困难的2.get off下来；脱下；逃脱惩罚3.wake up醒来4.racket吵闹，喧闹5.figure out理解；断定6.played a trick on开……的玩笑；捉弄……7.basement地下室；地窖8.chew out严厉责骂9.tagged along紧跟；尾随10.track踪迹11.to this day直到今天12.screw loose做事古怪参考译文星期四我很难接受夏天已经过去的事实，而且我每天早晨不得不起床去上学。
(全)小屁孩日记第一册Volume One英中对照参考阅读
写在前面的话：《小屁孩日记》（Diary of a Wimpy Kid ）讲述的是一名普通的中学生（Greg Heffley ）的生活和学习的事情。
从英语角度来讲，文中用语多用口语，词汇量不大，适合中学生口语学习。
从内容来讲，很深刻的描述了一名普通中学生的真实情感，阅读的过程中可以找到共鸣。
我为什么要翻译这套书？作为一名英语老师，遇到学生和家长提出许多问题，家长希望学生能多阅读原著以提升英语水平，学生又因为原著生词太多，一开始学习时需要查阅的单词量太大，耐不下心来，所以容易虎头蛇尾。
又因为英语是一种思维，单词和句子不能简单的与汉语一对一对应，所以即便是所有单词都认识，在理解整个句子的时候还是会出现偏差。
为了解决这个问题，我翻译了此套书，本套书共7册，下面是第一册，后续请关注。
当然，我的这个举动只是为了辅助学生学习，许多的译文并没有花太多的精力去斟酌，希望学生、家长、老师们能体谅！版权所有，仅供参考权所有，仅供参考版权所有，仅供参供参考版权Tuesday星期二First of all ,let me get something straight:This is a JOURNAL,not a diary.I know what it says on the cover,but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say “diary ”on it.Great.All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea,not mine.But if she thinks I 'mgoing to write down my “feelings ”in here or whatever,she's crazy.Sojust don't expect me to be all “DearDiary ”this and “Dear Diary ”that.The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous,I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.So this book is gonna come in handy.Like I said ,I'll be famous one day,but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented.You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.first of all 首先clear up 解释right away 立刻，马上Be going to +动词原形Like I said 正如我所说首先,让我直接说吧:这是一本“日志”不是“日记”。
英语阅读——小屁孩日记
小屁孩日记有这样一个小屁孩，11岁的他可爱又有点儿淘气。
他似乎有好多好多的鬼点子呢，他还有一本自己的日记。
在日记里，小屁孩记下了自己生活中好多有趣儿的故事，还在日记本里画上了卡通图画呢。
本文适合小学二年级学生阅读练习。
小屁孩日记Greg Heffley is an 11-year-old boy. He is kind, honest, smart and naughty. He has a lot of ideas. He has a diary. In his diary, he writes many interesting stories about his life. He also draws cartoons in his diary. He has a lot of problems in school. But he makes a lot of trouble, too. He runs away from a school singing contest(比赛). He often wants to play tricks(捉弄) on others. But he always makes a fool of himself(出洋相). He is not good at making friends. But he wants to be the most popular in his school.Greg is not a good role model (榜样). But US children like reading his diaries. In fact (实际上), everything Greg does, you should do the opposite (相反). Do you want to read about him?Go and read the book, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (《小屁孩日记》). It won the Favorite Book award (奖项) at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards in the US.【小练习】判断下面句子正确与否，正确的写"T"，错误的写“F”。
适合中学生 小屁孩日记Volume One P24-35翻译参考
3.make- up 组成；补足；化 妆；编造
弗雷格利和我一起在学校上体育 课，他有一套完整的自编语言。比如 当他需要上厕所的时候，他说，果汁！ 果汁！
Us kids have pretty much figured Fregley out by now, but I don't think the teachers have really caught on yet.
SEPTEMBER
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Tuesday I don't know if I motioned this before,
but I AM super good at video games. I'll bet I could beat anyone in my grade headto- head.
不幸的是，爸爸并不完全欣赏 我的技能。 他总是对我说出去做些 “积极”的事情。
So tonight after dinner, when Dad started hassling me about going outside, I tried to explain how with video games, you can play sports like football and soccer, and you don't even get all hot and sweaty.
Because whenever I bring a game up to Rowley's house, his dad looks it up on some parents' website. And if my games has any kinds of fighting or violence in it, he won't let us play.
英语小屁孩日记故事概要
英文小屁孩日记故事概要"The Diary of the Little Rascal" is a series of stories that humorously depict the everyday life of the young protagonist. Through the eyes of the little rascal, the stories illustrate various funny and embarrassing situations he encounters at home, school, and in society.The little rascal is a mischievous and playful child. He often disobeys his parents, plays pranks, and mischief on others. Living with his father, mother, younger brother, older sister, and a pet, he faces new adventures and challenges every day.At home, the little rascal often sneaks snacks, breaks things, or creates chaos in the household. He also enjoys coming up with strange excuses to avoid doing chores or completing his homework. Funny arguments and misunderstandings with his parents frequently occur.At school, the little rascal always finds himself in trouble. He uses various tricks to tease his teachers and classmates. He relishes opportunities to cause mischief, such as executing AprilFool's Day pranks or dressing up as a monster to scare his peers.The little rascal also engages in social activities, participating in class picnics, hiking, and summer camps. In these events, he brings joy and chaos, but eventually learns to solve problems through teamwork and cooperation."The Diary of the Little Rascal" showcases the unique perspectives and feelings of children as they grow up. The stories depict the little rascal as sometimes funny and adorable, and other times mischievous and playful. However, he is constantly learning and growing, experiencing the pleasures and difficulties of life through various adventures and challenges. This series of stories not only invokes laughter but also promotes positive thinking and inspiration for readers.《小屁孩日记》是一部以幽默风格讲述小主人公日常生活的系列故事。
小屁孩日记
龙源期刊网 小屁孩日记作者：来源：《家教世界·创新阅读》2018年第03期星期天Sunday就这么过了几个月，我实在忍无可忍，非出来不可了。
这就是为什么我早了三个星期出生。
不过被冷空气一吹，被产房的强光一照，我就发觉当初要是再忍一忍就好了。
After a few months of living like this， I had to get out of there，and that’s why I was born three weeks early. But after being hit by the cold air and the blinding lights of the delivery room，I wisheed I’d just stayed put.来到世上后，我严重睡眠不足，脾气暴躁。
所以你要是见过新生儿照片的话，你就能理解为什么他们看上去都是气鼓鼓的了。
By the time I came into the world， I was totally sleep deprived and in a really lousy mood. So if you ever see a picture of a newborn， now you know why they always look ticked off.实际上，我到现在还没缓过劲来，一直需要补觉。
In fact，I STILL haven’t caught up on the sleep I missed， and believe me，I’ve been trying.自从出生以来，我就一直想找回那种在黑暗中漂浮的感觉，真是爽翻了。
Ever since I was born，I’ve tried to re-create the felling I had way back when I was floating around in the dark，happy as could be.我出生几天之后才见到哥哥罗德里克。
适合中学生 小屁孩日记Volume One P103-106翻译参考
ThursdayThe play is only a couple of days away,and I have no idea how we’re going to pull these things off.First of all,nobody has bothered to learn their lines,and that's all Mrs. Norton's fault.During rehearsal,Mrs.Norton whispers everyone's lines to them from the side of the stage.I wonder how it’s going to go next Tuesday when Mrs.Norton is sitting at her piano30feet away.Another thing that's screwing everything up is that Mrs.Norton keeps adding new scenes and new characters.Yesterday,she brought in this first-grader to play Dorothy’s dog, Tato.But today,the kid's mom came in and said she wanted her child to walk around on two legs,because crawling around on all fours would be too“degrading”.So now we've got a dog that's gonna be walking around on his hind legs for the whole show.But the worst change is that Mrs.Norton actually wrote a song that us TREES have to sing.She said everyone“deserves”a chance to sing in the play.So today we spent an hour learning the worst song that's ever been written.rehearsal/rɪˈhɜːsl/排演；预演be going to将要；screwing up弄糟scene场面；情景on all fours四脚着地地；匍匐degrading有辱人格的，贬低身份的hind legs后腿；后肢deserve/dɪˈzɜːv/应受；应得星期二离演出只有几天了，我不知道我们要怎么把这些事情办好。
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（原文）SEPTEMPBERTuesdayFirst of all,let me get something straight:This is a JOURNAL,not a diary.I know what it says on the cover,but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say“diary”on it.Great.All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea, not mine.But if she thinks I'm going to write down my“feelings”in here or whatever,she's crazy.So just don't expect me to be all“Dear Diary”this and “Dear Diary”that.The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous,I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.So this book is gonna come in handy.Like I said,I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented.You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.If it was up to me,grade level would be based on height,not age.But then again,I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.Today is the first day of school,and right now we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart.So I figure I might as well write in this book to pass the time.解析1.first of all首先2.clear up解释3.right away立刻，马上4.Be going to+动词原形5.Like I said正如我所说6.Be up to sb..取决于sb.7.figure推测译文参考首先,让我直接说吧:这是一本“日志”不是“日记”。
我知道它封面上说了什么,但妈妈出去买的时候,我特别告诉她，封面上不要有“日记”一词。
很好，我只需要一个混蛋抓住我拿着这本书到处走，然后得出错误的结论。
另一件事我想澄清的是，这是妈妈的主意，不是我的。
但如果她认为我会把我的“感觉“写在这里或什么的，她疯了。
所以别指望我是“亲爱的日记“和“亲爱的日记“那样。
我同意这么做的唯一原因是，我想等我有钱有名的时候，我会有比整天回答别人愚蠢的问题更好的事情去做。
所以这本书会派上用场的。
正如我说的，总有一天我会出名，但是现在我还在上中学，和一群蠢货在一起。
请允许我郑重声明，我认为中学是有史以来最愚蠢的想法。
像我这样还没发育成熟的孩子要混在那些每天要刮两次胡子的大猩猩中间。
然后他们还想知道为什么欺凌在中学是个大问题。
如果由我决定的话，年级应根据身高来决定的，而不是年龄。
但话又说回来，这意味着像齐拉格·古普塔这样的孩子还在一年级。
今天是开学的第一天，现在我们正等着老师快点完成座位表。
所以我想我还不如在这本书里写点什么打发时间。
By the way,let me give you some good advice.On the first day of school,you got to be real careful where you sit.You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying--I hope you all like where you're sitting,because these are your permanent seats.So in this class,I got stuck with Chris Hosey in front of me and Lionel James in back of me.Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my right,but luckily I stopped that from happening at the last second.Next period,I should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as I step in the room.But I guess if I do that, it just proves I didn't learn anything from last year.Man,I don't know WHAT is up with girls these days.It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school.The deal was,if you were the fastest runner in your class,you got all the girls.And in the fifth grade,the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy.Nowadays,it's a whole lot more complicated.Now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butt or whatever.And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened.The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson.The thing that really stinks is that I have ALWAYS been into girls,but kids like Bryce have only come around in the last couple of years.I remember how Bryce used to act back in elementary school.But of cause now I don't get any credit for sticking with the girls all this time.Like I said,Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade,so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.1.by the way顺便说一下2.plunk down放下，突然落下3.permanent固定的，永久的4.stuck被卡住，被缠住5.at the last second在最后一秒ed to过去常常，曾经7.elementary初等；基本的；初级的8.like I said就像我说的顺便说一下，让我给你一些好的建议。
开学的第一天，你坐的地方要非常小心。
你走进教室，把你的东西放在任何一张旧桌子上，然后你就会知道老师说：我希望你们都喜欢你们现在坐的地方，因为这是你们的固定座位。
所以在这节课里，我被前面的克里斯·霍西和后面的莱昂内尔·詹姆斯卡住了。
贾森布里尔来晚了，差点坐在我的右边，但幸运的是，我在最后一秒阻止了它发生。
下学期，我只要一踏进房间，就可以坐在一群辣妹中间。
但我想如果我那么做，只能证明我去年什么都没学到。
伙计，我不知道这些天女孩们都怎么了。
在小学的时候要简单得多。
规则是，如果你是你们班上跑得最快的，你就得到了所有的女孩。
五年级的时候，跑得最快的是罗尼·麦考伊。
如今，情况要复杂得多。
现在是关于你穿什么衣服你有多有钱或者你的有多可爱什么的。
像罗尼·麦考伊这样的孩子都在纳闷到底发生了什么。
我们年级里最受欢迎的男孩是布莱斯·安德森。
最糟糕的是，我一直都喜欢女孩，但像布莱斯这样的只是在过去几年才出现。
我还记得布莱斯在小学的时候是怎么表演的。