轻松一刻英语笑话三则

轻松一刻英语笑话三则篇一：趣味英语：笑话三则趣味英语：笑话三则之Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”【译文】你知道我是干什么的吗?一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面，看着大火。

“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。

人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。

如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。

所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。

没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。

” “你不知道我是干什么的。

”另一个说。

“你是干什么的?”“我是警察。

”“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。

他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。

”警察说。

“我是个作家。

我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。

”趣味英语：笑话三则之Who is the laziestFather:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?Jack:I don`t know ,father.Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?Jack:Our teacher ,father.【译文】谁是最懒惰的爸爸：杰克，我今天已经和你的老师谈过了，现在我想问你，谁是你们班上最懒的人?杰克：我不知道，爸爸爸爸：你再好好想想，当别的同学都在读书写字的时候，谁楞在那儿仅仅是看着其他人?杰克：是我们的老师，爸爸趣味英语：笑话三则之What Is a Traitor?Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes ove r to yours?”Father：“A convert，my son.”【译文】什么叫叛徒?有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。

”有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”父亲：“叫改变信仰者。

我的儿子。

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有了趣味性往往能让人学的更有动力，不是吗？第一则：First FlightMr. Johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight was the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. The y look as small as ants, don’t they?""Those are ants," answered his friend. "We’re still on the ground."【第一次坐飞机】约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。

所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。

不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。

他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。

约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是？”“那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。

”第二则：CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.【创造性】第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。

当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。

我得到了那份工作。

我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

第三则：A Nail Or A Fly?An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nailexactly where the fly had stayed.Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully and slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!【钉子还是苍蝇？】一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。