四人英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语话剧4人版经典短剧
英语话剧4人版经典短剧简介英语话剧是提高学生英语口语和表演能力的一种有效方式。
在学习英语的过程中，通过参与话剧表演，可以帮助学生更好地理解和运用英语，提高沟通能力和表达能力。
以下是一部经典的英语话剧短剧，适合4人表演。
剧本场景一：公园(舞台中央是一个公园的长椅，两个年轻人在长椅上等待)角色: - 马克：男生 - 丽莎：女生 - 约翰：马克的朋友 - 艾米：丽莎的朋友马克：(看表)嗯，丽莎晚了。
怎么那么迟才来呢？约翰：也许她出了什么事情。
你打过电话给她吗？马克：打了。
她说要晚一点，但是现在已经晚了半个小时了！艾米：(跑过来，喘着气)嘿，抱歉我迟到了！出了点小事。
马克：没关系，我们刚讨论丽莎呢。
她还没来。
艾米：她刚刚给我发了短信说她刚才跟一个老太太聊天，时间就忘记了。
约翰：这样啊，希望她不会迟到太久。
马克：我们等等吧，她应该很快就到了。
(他们继续等待，片刻后丽莎赶到)丽莎：抱歉，我迟到了。
马克：没关系，只是担心你出了什么问题。
丽莎：不，只是在公园里碰到一个很有趣的老太太。
我们聊得很开心。
艾米：好吧，我们继续计划我们的旅行。
场景二：旅行社(四人整齐地站在旅行社门口，准备进入)旅行社员工：欢迎光临！你们要去哪里旅行？艾米：我们想去巴黎，三天两夜。
旅行社员工：好的，请稍等。
(旅行社员工查看资料，片刻后)旅行社员工：我这里有一份适合你们的行程安排。
包括参观埃菲尔铁塔和卢浮宫。
约翰：听起来很棒！马克：我们需要提前预订机票和酒店吗？旅行社员工：是的，请把你们的护照和银行卡给我，我会帮你们安排好。
(四人递上护照和银行卡，旅行社员工办理手续)旅行社员工：好了，你们的机票和酒店已经预订好了。
祝你们旅行愉快！(四人高兴地离开旅行社)场景三：巴黎(四人站在巴黎市中心的一个广场上，欣赏着美景)艾米：看！这就是埃菲尔铁塔！丽莎：太美了！我们一定要去登上去。
约翰：别忘了我们还要参观卢浮宫。
马克：我们可以安排好时间，先去铁塔，再去卢浮宫。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z祝: I lov e you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。
（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断英父：I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。
搞笑四人英语短剧
H: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “If you are the one”. Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? Qk , follow me. Let’s welcome the three girls. Come on, babies! Let us start the first part, “show yourself”1: Hello, everyone. I want a husband. Actually, I really want a husband. I want a rich husband. He must have houses and luxuries cars. I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike. If you are rich enough, baby is not the problem.H: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money? Anyway, welcome the next one.2: Good evening. I’m Wendy. The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally. He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family.In this place, I wish I could find my true prince.3: Good evening. I’m Rosemary. You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want toknow, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’m single,who wants to be the 38?H: Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: Tom.4: I don’t believe your program can go on without me. I’m the only male in this place.I want to tell you, the first girl. I’m rich. Look, these are all my keys. This-BMW, this-Hummer, and this-the house near the sea…cards , this -H: oh..oh…that’s enough, I want to marry you too..4: Please forgive me. Wendy, I must tell you. In fact, I’m a prince. What’s more, I have a horse, but it’s black. Don’t worry, if you agree to marry me, I will pain it into white. As to the third girl, you, out!3: why, why, why?4: No reason. Just out!!!!.3: I hate you, bad guy!!!H: Next is question and answer. Are you ready?1: me, me!H: ok, I’ll give you the chance.1: Do you drop hair?4: How do you know that? Actually, I do.1: I can help you. You know, I am selling ………4: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this?1: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……H: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?,2: Please, I’m here too.4: oh….sorry. To show my greatest apologies, my beautiful lady, what can I do for you?2: Can you perform a play for me?4: It’s my honor. I’ll sing a song for you.………….H: interesting program, charming man.Then I will give a chance to you. You can ask one personal question to one female gust.4: Wendy, have you remembered Xia Yuhe near the Daming river?2: who is she, Er kang’s mother in law?4: Wendy, you are so smart.H: Till now, I think you have made a decision. Tom, hold the girl’s hand if you choose her.4: oh……..my beautiful lady. I’m so sorry. Can I say something to you, Wendy?Wendy: Sure.4: em…..em………my dear, I love you when a first sight. I know that seems unbelievable. But please trust me. And I will give you the happiest life in the world. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. My attentions have been too marked to be mistaken. Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life. And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affections. I’ll protect you forever. ( proposal )2: Yes, I do.H:So touching. At last, who wants to be Mary’s 38? If you like, call her. Her number is3838438.Thank you for watching the show, see you next week, bye bye. And please remember, I’m single too.。
大学四人英语小短剧
大学四人英语小短剧篇一:大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)Scene ⅰ:地点（at campus）人物:kevin Jason and RitaJason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起,你还好吗?Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊!J: you pick? 是你捡的吗?Kevin: Shut up !谁说的!R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗?K: Jasson ? Rita ?Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost muchromantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了,我们找个安静的地方聊吧K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊?你怎么了?我以为你毕业后会过的很好R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人,怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方?K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱.没工作,甚至连住的地方都没有,一无所有. R:Impossible !这不可能!K: This is what happened…事情是这样的...(at kevin’s home)人物:Kevin , land lady MarryM: Open the door, open the door.开门开门K:What’s wrong ?Marry?有事吗Marry?M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着,你现在必须付房租,你已经拖6个月了,我不仅没收你押金,连水电都帮你垫付了半年.我受够你了,付清账单,现在,马上, 立刻,马上!K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托,我现在真的没钱.看,我只能吃这种廉价的食物. M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇,都变色了!是我家狗的食物吗?K: Oh , my dear !I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job. please e_tend a time limit.噢,天哪!拜托,我现在真的没钱,我保证,一旦我找到工作我一定付清.再宽限几天吧.M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 1_ times. and then?找到工作?哈..你都说了1_遍了.然后呢?K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a manwithout any certificates?我已经很努力了,可又有什么用呢?哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢?!M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择,环卫工人,保姆,销售员 ,等等.. K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不..我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领,经理,或是歌手什么的.那时, 我会付你双倍.M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..,我想我等不到那天的,〝大学生〞,如果你不交清房租水电就请出去地点:campus人物:K R JK: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭住R的公寓的原因R: Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢?K:Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家?当农民?我不如去死. J: At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差,我可不想被ROSE笑话.J: Oh how about rose.对了,ROSE 怎么样了.K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了,这个世界真不公平,好处都让这些书呆子占尽了.包括Jular, Hellen.J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so e_trodinary.不,ROSE 的梦想是当公务员,而且他实现了,真厉害.R: She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩,而且没个性,她会有梦想吗?J:She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已.K:She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想,而我只是做梦.天啊,我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本,梦想才能成真,我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本,而且还取笑那些积累资本的人,我真是咎由自取.J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的R:Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过,我们会帮助你的.J:Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attentionon finding job.是的,你就暂住这里,然后努力找工作.K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是,我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证,拿回来. R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实,我也不想像你这样.R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢?我们也还是只做梦不行动吗?K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空,更应脚踏实地.J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的.K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人,行动起来吧篇二:英语短剧剧本——大学生活的意义True meaning of college life 旁白一:What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college.（多镜头切换,从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走）生活的真正意义是什么?当我迈进大学开始,这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋.（开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提着行李箱,站在南门,抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形.时光流逝,我对于大学生活越来越困惑.这个问题困扰我很久了,我尽我所能的去寻找答案,但是人人都有自己的理解. Scene 1第一人:旁白:Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind?同学,请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的?A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use ofevery minute. What’ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, e_periencing something new.A:奥,大学生活啊,应该是充实的.在我看来,不应该任时间被浪费掉.应该充分利用每一分钟.其次,对于年轻人而言,大学生活还应该是富有激情的.我们要多出去见识一下世面,多闯荡闯荡.B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affairs. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful. I’ve been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening.翻译:我平时很少上网,偶尔上网也是为了查查资料,了解时事而已啦.在我看来,我们应该多出去走走,而不是天天呆在宿舍,上网聊天,看些乱七八糟的偶像剧.看看这本书,它非常的精彩,也非常的有用.我已经被它深深的吸引了.哦,非常抱歉,我该练习听力了!第三人:旁白:hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I’m very busy. Don’t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don’t you think so?C:当然是在学习吗!来大学不学习,那是来干什么的!第四人:D: Stupid Cunt! College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society inadvance and get out for the outside world!(QQ声音响起)Oh,It is hightime that I talked about the practical job. Don’t bother me.旁白二:Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What e_actly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more.在听了他们的答案后,我对生活更加迷茫.我想这不是我要的答案.那大学生活打底应该想什么样啊?我等不及了,我想知道更多的答案.Scene 2E: Now I am finally e_periencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this? (早上9点才起床,伸懒腰,戴上眼镜.在床上完了一会手机,一晃就_点半啦.慢吞吞的下床,继续打游戏)E: However, now this is like:(凌晨5点半起床,匆匆忙忙起床,在电脑上查阅资料,写作业,一直重复这样的工作直到_点,才缓缓地上床睡觉.F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually:(与美女擦肩邂逅,共同学习,约会;实际上,碰了一个哥们儿,成为了好基友) 旁白三:My dormitory mates don’t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life.我的室友没有给我答案.我想自己去追寻生活,我自己去找寻真谛.Scene 3C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!嗨,你看到了很多兼职在招人吗?听上去不错额!D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says 〝Recruitment……1_ Yuan an hour.〞 I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think thatI could make much money.我看见了.校园里到处都是很多小广告,上面写着〝招聘……一小时1_元〞我已经找了很多兼职了,比如家教,电脑销售员,肯德基服务员等等.让我想想,加起来有5个吧.我想这可以转不少的钱啦C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Don’t forget that you have also joined the Student’s Union. 我的天哪,5个?你肯定是疯了.你找了这么多兼职,你还是时间学习吗?别忘了,你还参加了学生会额.D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busycan we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, I’m gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here!你想多了,学生会只是一群人聚在一起玩,我们怎么可能会忙啊?（好的,好的,谢谢你给我这次机会）,我现在有一个面试,亲爱的,等我啊!Scene 8Midnight深夜C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again?你怎么回来这么晚啊?是不是在外面找了个女朋友不愿意回寝室啦?D: Stop it! What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job. Tomorrow I’ll get up early to prepare a plan. How can I have the time to meet girls?闭嘴吧!你脑子在想些什么?我一大早起床帮助他们安排学生工作,下午我又去开会,我现在才做了兼职回来.明早我还得准备一个策划啊.我哪有时间约会? C:See what. I’ve told you. You have undertaken too much works, sooner or later you’ll get your hands full.看吧,我早告诉你了,你做这么多工作,迟早你会手忙脚乱的.D:Then you’re satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along?总比你安于待这儿整天打游戏吧C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on.你肯定忘了明天高数课要交作业啊.D: What? Come on, let me copy yours. There is no time!!什么,快,让我抄一下,没时间了C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you won’t be able to finish them all. 你还要写英语剧本额,你肯定不可能完成的.旁白四:I will complete my college life. Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess. I found that I am not what I just thought.I don’t become a _ueba, I don’t find a girlfriend……I am still caught in trouble. Maybe you have got an better answer?我即将完成我的学业.尽管我做了很多,但是我却将他们弄得一团糟.我发现我和当初想的完全不一样.我没有成为学霸,没有找到女朋友……我还是迷茫.也许你会有更好的答案.结尾视频:(大家一起拍)From this video, I don’t know whether you understand college life. But no matter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute. （最后一句大家一起说）Because time doesn’t wait you!从这个短片中,我不知道你们是否明白大学生活的真谛,但是不管你还在做什么,不管你还在想什么,都不要浪费你的每一分钟.因为时间不会等你!篇三:四人英语话剧剧本四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling OrangeThe Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事.一天早上,桔子一家醒来,发现人们开着卡车,搬着梯子,来摘桔子了,快来看看他们的命运如何吧.人物Tom: Father OrangeKlye:Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister OrangeJessie: Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man. Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一:果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this. Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.Father:Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us. Mother: But it’s useless.Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?Mother: What are you talking about?Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father:What did you see?Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father:Now, children, be calm.Mother: Sh_ Someone’s coming.Father:Try to be quiet.Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.Sister: Your friend looks so fat.Mother:If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:Oh! No! I’m being looked at.Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.)Brother: Oh, no, Dad!Father:(Sadly) Good bye, children.Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother: Oh, no!Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother: A car’s pulling up.Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.Brother: Dad’s rolling away.All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister Brother:Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh! Thank God.。
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）第一篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。
于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。
丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。
我们干什么啊？En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。
不难背就好。
It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？Four persons...What’s type?丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。
Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。
I agr ee with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。
How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。
Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。
Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。
Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。
I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just fourpersons!It’s suitable…丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）END】丙：停停停。
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。
四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字
三一文库（）〔四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 (1)1 3700字〕甲:llo,vry o, av you vr s moviAvaar? Ya, you ar rig, Im dircor-- Camro Diaz, applaud , ak you....Rcly, I ill dirc a movi calld Avaar 2 , oday, r ill b a audiio ad I ill slc r acrsss o ca g cac o prorm i is ilm i amous acrss---A aaay, OK, ls bgi. A irs , al so, umbr o, ls lcom.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):o ,oy ,dar ,s ,darlig dircor, mosbauiul carmig, sxy girl is comig , vry body kos m, rig? Ya, Im icol Kidma, op your ys as big as you ca ad old your bra, r ill b a uiqu, aasic dac so or you,I bliv a all o you ill b crazy abou i ,(打个响指) com som music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), ak you,(面向导演), oy, is i a odrul prormac?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),o, darlig, ar you Ok?甲:...my god, av you us som simula drugs is morig, you mak my rvs rvous. G ou , x o.乙:o o ...s ,you brak my ar...(掩面离去)丙:o i sms o b srious. God blss m(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), ic o m you, dircor.甲:(与之握手),ic o m you oo, so. iroduc yoursl plas.丙:Im Cli Dio, you ko, I do av oo mayacivms, I jus o iv Grammy aards, 12 orld Music Aards, 7 Amrica Music Aards , 21 Juo Aards ad(做沉思状) o, I org i , a Oscar Aard, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),o, calm do, calm do, is jus a pic o cak or m ,you ko, I....甲:ok ,sop, im is limid, jus bgi丙:OK!!! Ill us my irs sigaur sog o coqur you --my ar ill go o, jus joy i.ar, ar, rvr you ari bliv a ar dos go ooc mor, you opd door(甲sop sop,丙不理,继续作深情状)ad your r i my ar,ad my ar ill go o ad o.甲:guard ,guard, lp, drag is mad oma ou.O, Im dyig op x o ill giv m a surpris 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)o b, or o o b ,is aqusio!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad o s。
英文剧本四人短剧
英文剧本四人短剧Title: Four-Person Short PlayIntroduction:This four-person short play revolves around a group of friends who find themselves entangled in a series of comedic misunderstandings. The play explores themes of friendship, miscommunication, and the importance of being open and honest with one another. Through witty dialogues and humorous situations, the characters navigate their way through their predicaments, leading to unexpected resolutions.Characters:1. Mark - A charismatic and outgoing individual, always ready to crack a joke but sometimes prone to making hasty assumptions.2. Sarah - A practical and direct person, who prefers clear and straightforward communication.3. Alex - A friendly and thoughtful character, known for beinga good listener but occasionally overthinking situations.4. Emily - A lighthearted and carefree personality, who often finds herself unintentionally causing confusion.Scene 1: The Invitation(Mark and Sarah are sitting in a cafe, discussing plans for an upcoming party.)Mark: So, Sarah, you know that party I've been planning? It's going to be epic!Sarah: Yeah, I heard about it. Can you give me the details?Mark: Of course! It's this Saturday, at my place. But remember, it's a costume party!Sarah: Oh, I didn't know it was a costume party. Thanks for letting me know. Any specific theme?Mark: No, you can choose anything you like. It's going to be wild!(Scene transitions to Alex and Emily having coffee at another table.)Alex: I've heard about Mark's party. Are you going?Emily: Yeah, it sounds fun! I can't wait to see what everyone will be wearing.Alex: What do you mean? I thought it wasn't a costume party?Emily: Oh no! Mark told me it's a costume party. I hope Idon't look out of place.(Scene 2: Preparations)(Sarah and Alex meet coincidentally at a costume rental store.)Sarah: Hey Alex, have you heard about Mark's party?Alex: Yes, I have! Emily, on the other hand, believes it's a costume party.Sarah: Emily thinks it's a costume party? What if we've all got the wrong idea?Alex: We need to confirm with Mark. Let's give him a call.(Scene transitions to Mark's apartment. Sarah and Alex confront Mark.)Sarah: Mark, we need to settle this once and for all. Is your party a costume party or not?Mark: Oh no, Emily got it wrong. It's not a costume party. I just wanted to see if people would show up dressed up for no reason!(Scene 3: The Party)(The scene is set at Mark's party. Sarah, Alex, and Emily are all awkwardly dressed in costumes.)Emily: Why are you guys dressed up too? I thought I was the only one who got the wrong information.Sarah: We thought it was a costume party because of the misunderstanding. We were just trying to make the best of it.Alex: Let's not worry about it. We can still have fun. (Laughs) At least we can laugh about this for years to come.Conclusion:In this four-person short play, a simple miscommunication creates chaos among friends. Through their misunderstandings, the characters learn the importance of clear and open communication. The comedic situations and witty dialogues serve to entertain the audience while reminding them of the significance of honest communication in maintaining healthy relationships. The resolution highlights the power of laughter in diffusing tension and creating lasting memories among friends.。
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）
英语五分钟四人短对话剧本（共5篇）第一篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, according to the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes, the world's first consulting detective, was born January 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two years at university before taking rooms in Montague street around the corner from the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr., suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very useful for me……第二篇：英语五分钟四人短对话剧本[最终版]1：who is your favorite detective you know from TV or books?2: I think it must be Sherlock Holmes.4:wow,I like him,too.3:how well do you know about him?2: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson lived in a Victorian lodging house at 221b Baker Street between 1881-1904, accordingto the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.3:not bad.But weaker than me.herlockHolmes,the world's first consulting detective, was bornJanuary 6, 1854 the descendant of country squires.He spent two yearsat university before taking rooms in Montague street around the cornerfrom the British Museum.While at university he spent the long vacation with a friend, Victor Trevor, at Trevor's family home where Trevor Sr.,suggested Holmes make a profession out of his ability to observe.4:in addition, Sherlock Holmes stories have been translated into more than fifty languages, and made into plays, films, radio and television series, a musical comedy and so on.By 1920 Doyle was one of the most highly paid writers in the world.:well, it is actully very popular and famous.nowadays, Most people like reading detective stories better than love stories.So how about you three?2: in fact I love love stories more.4: are you a young girl?2: of cause not.But I think I’m too old to read detective stories now.3:So you read love stories?2: I think I can learn a sea of love skills at least.1: but you can also learn a lot of kill skills from detective stories!2: I think it is not very u seful for me……第三篇：四人搞笑小品短剧本序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文《猫和老鼠的那点事》人物：猫（Tom）、老鼠（Jerry）、狗（Spike）、女主人（Jane）场景设定：一个豪华别墅（舞台上只有一张大床，Jerry正在床上睡觉，Tom悄悄地进来）Tom：（小声地）哈哈！终于找到你了，老鼠！Jerry：（懒洋洋地）又来了？你还真不累啊。
Tom：我需要食物，老鼠先生。
Jerry：别来烦我了，我还在睡觉呢。
Tom：那就变成食物，我就不用找了。
Jerry：你有那个本事吗？Tom：我可是猫中之王，什么本事没有？Jerry：那我变成你想吃的食物吧。
（Jerry变成了一盘大沙拉）Tom：哇！我的口水都快流出来了！（Tom伸手去够沙拉，Jerry猛地一跳，从床上跑了出去）Tom：啊！他又跑了！（Spike进来了）Spike：干吗又在这里？还不去工作？Tom：这个……我在查看家里是否有入侵者。
Spike：好吧，我睡觉去了。
（Spike走了以后，Jane进来了）Jane：Tom！你在这里干什么？Tom：我在保卫家园，女主人。
Jane：你不用保卫，这里很安全。
Tom：可是我还是想守着。
Jane：好吧，你可以守着，但是不要吓到我的客人哦。
Tom：我会注意的，女主人。
（Jane走了，Jerry又进来了）Jerry：（笑得前仰后合）哈哈哈哈，你被女主人威胁了！Tom：你这个……（追着Jerry又跑了出去）本话剧以猫和老鼠的故事为背景，融入了现实元素，加入了狗和女主人的角色。
四个角色互相嬉笑怒骂，场面十分欢快。
整个话剧运用生动的语言和夸张的表演，既搞笑又真实，给观众带来了愉悦的感受。
四人英语小短剧简单幽默
四人英语小短剧简单幽默Sure, I"d be happy to help you with a four-person English short剧 that is both simple and幽默! Here"s a challenge:Title: The Lost KeyCharacters:-John, a friendly and粗心大意 young man-Mia, a curious and brave girl-Charlie, a intelligent and thoughtful boy-Dave, a jolly and joyful的男孩Scene: A small cozy room with a bed, a table, a chair, and a TV. The room is filled with various books, images, and objects that make up the scenery.Act 1:At first, John and Mia don"t understand each other"s languages. However, they quickly learn to communicate through body language and facial expressions. John suggests they should find the key to their room while Mia suggests they should look for a hidden treasure.Act 2:As they search the room, they discover a hidden button that leads to a hidden floor. As they push the button, a voice tells them that the key to their room is in the room. However, beforethey can step forward to take the key, a group of people come in and try to抢 the key.Act 3:Mia and John fight off the group of people and manage to take the key. As they open the door, they see a stunning view of the city. However, just as they"re about to leave, a man出现在他们的面前, offering to buy the key from them.Act 4:The group of people who tried to抢走 the key quickly realize they were wrong and apologizes to Mia and John. They explain that they are just a group of friends who wanted to help each other out. John, Mia, Charlie, and Dave decide to stay together and continue their adventure. As they explore the city, they have many new and interesting experiences and make many new friends.I hope this short剧 idea works for you! Let me know if you have any other questions or if you need any help with the script.。
儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
大学四人英语小短剧
三一文库（）〔大学四人英语小短剧〕*篇一：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)Sceneⅰ:地点（atcampus）人物：kevinJasonandRitaJason:Oh,I’msorry,areyouok?对不起，你还好吗？Rita:Howfamiliar!好眼熟啊！J:youpick?是你捡的吗？Kevin:Shutup！谁说的！RandJ:Kevin?是Kevin吗？K:Jasson?Rita?Rita:Kevin!Doyouknow?Imissyousomuch.wehavelostmuch romanticwithoutyou你知道吗?我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’ssonosiyhere,let’sfindaquietplacetotalk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧KtoR:Isitconvenientforyoutoshareyourdepartmentwithm eduringmyfindingjob?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R:Sure,noproblem,aslongasavoiddormitoryadministrato r当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J:Butwhy?Whathappenedtoyou?Ithoughtthataftergraduat ionyouwilllivewell.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好R:You’resuchadreamcatcher.whyareyoucomebacktotheplacewher eyouweresickof?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？K:Becausenomoney,nojob,eventhere’snoplacetolive.Nothingatall.因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。
R：Impossible!这不可能！K:Thisiswhathappened…事情是这样的。
2019-4人英语搞笑短剧剧本-范文模板 (2页)
2019-4人英语搞笑短剧剧本-范文模板本文部分内容来自网络整理，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将立即删除！== 本文为word格式，下载后可方便编辑和修改！ ==4人英语搞笑短剧剧本4人搞笑英语短剧剧本Narration : Carrie , Cici and Wing are co - worker of a company .This day they are talking in the office .Ca : Bingo ! I finally finish this case . It is really tough ! I have not slept well for almost a week .Wing : Me too . I always get so busy in this season . I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake .Ci : Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much . Whatdo you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case ?Ca : Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us apromotion .Wing : Come on , he is a devil , how could he do this to us ? Anyway , we should award ourselves for these days hard work !Ca : You are right . Let ’ s pig out on junk food !Wing : I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown . I miss German food !Ca : so do I . how much I love French food !Ci : I have not eaten German or French food before . Do you have any recommendation ?Ca : If you visit France or go to a French restaurant , snails , cheese , and goose liver and red wine are the best choices .Wing : You also can ’ t miss the famous Ge rman sausage , ham andblue checse。
4人幽默剧本英语带翻译
4人幽默剧本英语带翻译适合4个人表演的幽默英语情节要精炼简洁，主题明确，最好在对剧本是安排好发展。
4人幽默英语剧本(一)公园记(四人课堂话剧)A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：(厌恶)让开，让开。
(然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了) A：先生，先生。
(A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B) B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。
(看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了) C：他真愚蠢啊A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了?A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子?E：是啊，是啊。
(E傻傻地拼命点头)C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But....sir....please listen to me.....B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always verysilly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.四人英语话剧剧本The Rolling Orange人物Tom:Father OrangeKlye:Mother OrangeWallis:Older Sister OrangeJessie:Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange:He is a middle-aged,considerate,and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:She is young ,energetic,and competitive .Little Brother Orange:He is the youngest and,therefore,a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day .An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.) Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).Mother:Well,it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:(Afraid suddenly) Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:Hey!We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise,they’ll notice us.Mother:But it’s useless.Sister:Oh,God!We’re discovered!Brother:Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water?Sister:It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:Well,we’ll just have to do our best.Father:Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour,they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:I tried to make friends with these people on our way here,but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister:Oh!Mother!How could they do that?Mother:What are you talking about?Brother:I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).Father:What did you see?Sister:My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that?I’m so scared.Father:Now,children,be calm.Mother:Sh~Someone’s coming.Father:Try to be quiet.Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:Your friend looks so fat.Mother:If we look sour,maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour?Mother:Now,children,stop being scared and calm down.Father:Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:Oh,no,Dad!Father:(Sadly) Good bye,children.Sister:Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:Oh,no!Brother:Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:Look,he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:A car’s pulling up.Mother:Oh,no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:Dad’s rolling away.All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother:Oh!Thank God.。
英语小品简短4人
英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。
）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。
）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。
）Together:(Music)。
!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。
）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。
）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。
）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。
）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。
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甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway, OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞
吻):oh ,honey ,dear ,sweet ,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too, so. introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down, it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be, or not to be ,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see
you ,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise ,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh.. ,it's ok ,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok , ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day ,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress. Oh, I'm dying , you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance ,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess, you like my poet, right?
三人同声:we are past, right?
甲:eh. .Thank you for your eh.. Wonderful performance ,but, I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three, oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬
头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it, we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you, we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward
to your progress .Do you have confidence? 三人齐答:yes ,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight, fight, fight!。