汉语式英语笑话

1. we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝

6．what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

什么是IMU3.0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！

7． You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER表妹

10． IMU3.0 both can do what??? IMU3.0都能做什么？？？

11． American Chinese not enough美中不足

13． heart flower angry open心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

18． you have two down son你有两下子。

19． as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！

20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸.

21.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

22.seven up eight down 七上八下

23.love who who 爱谁谁

24一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)

一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）

25.雇主 how much do you want a month?

保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you

800块，吃你的，住你的

26.you give me run egg！你给我滚蛋！

go and look! 走着瞧

good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上

No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国

go a head! 去个头！

PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海

no three no four 不三不四

u ask me,I ask who? 你问我，我问谁？

if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看

dog day’s 狗日的

poor light egg 穷光蛋

go to your mother 去你MD

full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑

After I do something! AIDS爱滋病！

day day do morning ****! 天天做早操

I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头

KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百

Give your face,you don’t sport! 给你脸，你不会运用！

fat head fish 胖头鱼

gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手

you me you me 彼此彼此

**** do system. 操作系统

horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

Where cool where you stay!! 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着

You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！！

fish yes 于(鱼)是

see you tomorrow 谁又偷猫肉

sir, you going down? 先生，你够淫荡

know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知

we are brother，who and who？咱哥俩谁跟谁啊

EYES KEEP HEALTHY *** 眼保健操

横knife夺love。

King eight egg 王八蛋

let’s go shopping 赖雌勾哨兵

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱

you ask me, I ask who 你问我，我问谁啊

look through autumn water! 望穿秋水

why? 为什么No why! 不为什么why no why? 为什么不为什么No why no why! 不为什么不为什么

you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!

有话快说，有屁快放！HOW ARE YOU？怎么是你？HOW OLD ARE YOU？怎么老是你？*** DO CO MPUTER！操作电脑.blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。