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00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:33,140Kung Fu Panda200:00:37,700 --> 00:00:41,130Legend(传说）tells of a legendary warrior(战士、勇士...)300:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,360...whose kung fu skills were the stuff（充满）of legend.400:00:45,510 --> 00:00:50,070He traveled the land in search of worthy foes(敌人).500:00:59,920 --> 00:01:05,620l see you like to chew [t?u:]（咀嚼,嚼碎,细想）. Maybe you should chew on my fist!600:01:05,690 --> 00:01:09,220The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.700:01:09,300 --> 00:01:13,050Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.800:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,830Enough talk. Let's fight!900:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,330Shashabooey!1000:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,140He was so deadly in fact,1100:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,900That his enemies would go blind from overexposure ['?uv?riks'p?u??] n. 感光过度to pure awesomeness ['?:s?mnis] 令人敬畏或畏怯.1200:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,170- My eyes! - He's too awesome!1300:01:27,250 --> 00:01:30,830- And attractive. - How can we repay [ri(:)'pei] 偿还,报答you?1400:01:30,850 --> 00:01:33,250There is no charge for awesomeness.1500:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,950Or attractiveness.1600:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,280Kablooey! k?'blu:i] adj. <美俚>出了毛病的爆破精灵1700:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,090It mattered not how many foes he faced.1800:01:40,110 --> 00:01:43,030They were no match for his bodacity勇气、气概!1900:01:55,540 --> 00:02:00,210Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved.2000:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,830Even the most heroic [ hi'r?uik] adj. 英雄的,英勇的heroes in China,2100:02:03,850 --> 00:02:06,080The Furious ['fju?ri?s] a. 狂怒的, 猛烈的Five,2200:02:06,150 --> 00:02:09,090Bowed弯如弓的,有弓的in respect to this great master.2300:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,990We should hang out.(伸出、结拜、出来混)2400:02:11,060 --> 00:02:12,180Agreed.2500:02:15,030 --> 00:02:17,190But hanging out would have to wait.2600:02:17,260 --> 00:02:21,700Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons ['di:m?n] 恶魔of Demon Mountain,2700:02:21,770 --> 00:02:24,570There’s only one thing that matters and that's...2800:02:24,590 --> 00:02:26,400Po! Get up!2900:02:26,420 --> 00:02:28,240You'll be later for work!3000:02:28,310 --> 00:02:29,870What?3100:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,340Po! Get up!3200:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,240Po. What are you doing up there?3300:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,500Nothing.3400:03:02,040 --> 00:03:06,120Monkey! Mantis ['m?ntis] 螳螂! Crane [krein]仙鹤! Viper ['vaip?]毒蛇! Tigress!3500:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,520Po! Let's go! You're late for work.3600:03:15,590 --> 00:03:16,950Coming!3700:03:27,370 --> 00:03:28,490Sorry, Dad.3800:03:28,570 --> 00:03:31,400Sorry doesn't make the noodles.3900:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,840What were you doing up there? All that noise.4000:03:33,910 --> 00:03:36,400Nothing. l just had a crazy dream.4100:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,760About what?4200:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,370What were you dreaming about?4300:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,970What was l...?4400:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,810l was dreaming about...4500:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,840...noodles.4600:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,980Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?4700:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,620Yeah. What else would l be dreaming about?4800:03:53,690 --> 00:03:56,160Careful! That soup is sharp.4900:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,600Oh, happy day!5000:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,860My son finally having the noodle dream!5100:04:03,070 --> 00:04:07,060You don't know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment.5200:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,460This is a sign.Po.5300:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,380A sign of what?5400:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,570You are almost ready to be entrusted [in'tr?st] 信赖,信托,交托with the secret ingredient配料5500:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,910of my Secret ingredient Soup.5600:04:17,980 --> 00:04:23,120Then you will fulfill your destiny ['destini] 命运and take over the restaurant!5700:04:23,190 --> 00:04:26,680As l took it over from my father, who took it over from his father...5800:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,420...who won it from a friend in mahjong麻将?5900:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,250Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.6000:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,560No, it was the dream.6100:04:34,630 --> 00:04:38,200We are noodle folk. Broth [br?:θ]肉汤runs through our veins血管、血统.6200:04:38,270 --> 00:04:42,220But, Dad, didn’t you ever want to do something else?6300:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,110Something besides noodles?6400:04:44,180 --> 00:04:47,160Actually, when l was young and crazy,6500:04:47,180 --> 00:04:51,240l thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.6600:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,440Why didn't you?6700:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,280Because it was a stupid dream.6800:04:55,050 --> 00:04:58,170Can you imagine me making tofu?6900:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,990Tofu.7000:05:01,060 --> 00:05:04,510No! We all have our place in this world（我们各有宿命所归）.7100:05:04,530 --> 00:05:07,090Mine is here, and yours is...7200:05:07,170 --> 00:05:08,390l know, is here.7300:05:08,470 --> 00:05:11,890No, it’s at tables 2, 5, 7, and 127400:05:11,910 --> 00:05:13,730Service with a smile.7500:05:43,040 --> 00:05:47,590Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.7600:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,570Tigress, you need more ferocity [f?'r?siti] 狞猛性,残忍性! Monkey, greater speed.7700:05:50,590 --> 00:05:53,540Crane, height. Viper, subtlety ['s?tlti] 精妙,明敏. Mantis. ['m?ntis] 螳螂..7800:05:53,610 --> 00:05:55,440- Master Shifu. - What?!7900:05:55,510 --> 00:05:58,410It’s Master Oogway. He wants to see you.8000:06:08,860 --> 00:06:12,620Master Oogway, you summoned['s?m?n] 召唤,召集,振奋me? Is something wrong?8100:06:18,640 --> 00:06:23,070Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?8200:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,790So, nothing’s wrong?8300:06:25,810 --> 00:06:28,930Well didn't say that.8400:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,690You were saying?8500:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,860l have had a vision.8600:06:50,940 --> 00:06:53,670Tai Lung will return.8700:06:58,610 --> 00:07:01,170That is impossible! He is in prison.8800:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,270Nothing is impossible.8900:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,870Zeng!9000:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,280Fly to Ohorh-Gom prison and tell them9100:07:08,350 --> 00:07:12,210to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything!9200:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,090Tai Lung does not leave that prison!9300:07:14,110 --> 00:07:15,190Yes, Master Shifu!9400:07:17,030 --> 00:07:22,270One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.9500:07:22,270 --> 00:07:26,640We must do something! We can't let him march on the valley, take his revenge复仇!9600:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,390He'll...9700:07:27,410 --> 00:07:29,700Your mind is like this water, my friend.9800:07:29,780 --> 00:07:33,880When it is agitated['?d?iteit] 使...摇动,骚动, it becomes difficult to see.9900:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,380But if you allow it to settle...10000:07:36,780 --> 00:07:40,000...the answer becomes clear.10100:07:42,790 --> 00:07:44,550The Dragon Scroll画卷、书卷.10200:07:45,420 --> 00:07:46,980It is time.10300:07:47,060 --> 00:07:51,840But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?10400:07:51,860 --> 00:07:56,600To become the Dragon Warrior?10500:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,140l don't know.10600:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,900Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.10700:08:02,810 --> 00:08:03,830Watch it!10800:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,400- Sorry. - Suck it up忍耐!10900:08:06,850 --> 00:08:09,590- Sorry. - A thousand pardons.11000:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,640What?11100:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,020Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today!11200:08:16,090 --> 00:08:20,680Everyone! Go，Get to the Jade玉Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!11300:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,820We've waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl!11400:08:23,900 --> 00:08:28,030This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go!11500:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,090Po! Where are you going?11600:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,340To the Jade Palace.11700:08:33,410 --> 00:08:35,700You're forgetting your noodle cart.11800:08:35,770 --> 00:08:40,340The whole valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them.11900:08:40,410 --> 00:08:41,800Selling noodles?12000:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,920But, Dad,l was thinking, maybe l...12100:08:46,990 --> 00:08:49,110- Yeah? - l was thinking maybe l...12200:08:52,960 --> 00:08:57,520...could also sell the bean豆类buns[b?n]小面包. They're about to go bad.12300:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,290That's my boy!12400:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,630l told you that dream was a sign.12500:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,640Yeah. Glad l had it.12600:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,240- I’m a kung fu warrior! - Me, too!12700:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,840- There’s a sport at the top. - Let's go.12800:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,110Come on. Come on!12900:09:51,180 --> 00:09:53,050Almost there.13000:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,330What?13100:09:54,350 --> 00:09:57,020No! Oh, no!13200:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,920- Sorry, Po. - We'll bring you back a souvenir.13300:10:07,370 --> 00:10:10,860No. I’ll bring me back a souvenir.13400:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,520It is an historic day.13500:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,310Isn't it, Master Oogway?13600:10:19,380 --> 00:10:24,250Yes, and once l feared l would not live to see.13700:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,310Are your students ready?13800:10:26,390 --> 00:10:28,150Yes, Master Oogway.13900:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,100Know this, old friend.14000:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,700Whomever l choose will not only bring peace to the valley...14100:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,310...but also to you. Let the tournament ['tu?n?m?nt] 比赛,锦标赛begin!14200:10:41,970 --> 00:10:46,540Let the tournament begin!14300:11:00,950 --> 00:11:02,810No, no, wait!14400:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,720I’m coming! Wait, wait!14500:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,530Hey! Open the door!14600:11:13,170 --> 00:11:16,260Let me in!14700:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,310Citizens of the Valley of Peace,14800:11:19,510 --> 00:11:22,240It is my great honor to present to you...Tigress!14900:11:22,260 --> 00:11:26,910Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!15000:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,950The Furious Five!15100:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,560Yeah, the Furious Five!15200:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,190Warriors, prepare!15300:11:46,270 --> 00:11:50,290Wait. No. Oh, crack-hole门缝.15400:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,200- Ready for battle! - Yeah.15500:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,300The Thousand Tongues of Fire.15600:11:56,610 --> 00:11:57,730Look at that.15700:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,800Hey! Get out of the way!15800:12:32,950 --> 00:12:36,350And finally Master Tigress!15900:12:37,780 --> 00:12:42,190And believe me, citizens; you have not seen anything yet.16000:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,520l know!16100:12:43,590 --> 00:12:48,690Master Tigress! Face iron Ox and his Blades of Death.16200:13:01,110 --> 00:13:05,540l sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.16300:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,770Citizens of the Valley of Peace,16400:13:13,790 --> 00:13:18,310Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!16500:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,450Oh, no! No, no, wait!16600:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,220Yeah.16700:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,770Po!16800:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,780What are you doing?!16900:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,950What does it look like I’m doing?! St op!17000:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,500I’m going to see the Dragon Warrior!17100:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,850But l don’t understand. You finally had the noodle dream!17200:13:56,730 --> 00:14:00,680l lied. l don't dream about noodles, Dad.17300:14:02,570 --> 00:14:10,420l love kung fu!17400:14:18,250 --> 00:14:23,120Come on, son. Let's get back to work.17500:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,120OK.17600:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,990What's going on?17700:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,420Where...?17800:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,490What are you pointing...?17900:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,280OK. Sorry.18000:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,820l just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.18100:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,820How interesting.18200:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,140Master, are you pointing at me?18300:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,240- Him. - Who?18400:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,440- You. - Me?18500:15:26,520 --> 00:15:32,010The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!18600:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,690- What? - What?!18700:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,450- What?! - What?!18800:15:45,340 --> 00:15:47,930Stop, wait! Who told you to...?18900:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,030Master Oogway, wait.19000:15:59,050 --> 00:16:03,280That flabby软弱的、没力气的panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.19100:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,050You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her!19200:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,560That was just an accident!19300:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,390There are no accidents.19400:16:26,510 --> 00:16:29,280Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.19500:16:29,350 --> 00:16:32,730No. lf the panda has not quit by morning19600:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,080Then l will have failed you.19700:16:53,370 --> 00:16:56,100Wait! Wait, wait, and wait! I bring a message...19800:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,440... From Master Shifu19900:17:03,180 --> 00:17:04,270What?!20000:17:04,350 --> 00:17:05,680''Double the guard?!''20100:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,550''Extra precautions [pri'k?:??n] 预防,留心,警戒?!''20200:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,950''Your prison may not be adequate?!''20300:17:13,060 --> 00:17:16,520You doubt my prison security?!20400:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,460Absolutely not.20500:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,660Shifu does. I’m just the messenger.20600:17:21,730 --> 00:17:25,970I’ll give you a message for your Master Shifu.20700:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,380Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison is impossible!20800:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,300Impressive, isn’t it?20900:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,080it’s very impressive.21000:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,640It’s very impressive.21100:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,440One way in, one way out.21200:17:43,460 --> 00:17:47,550One thousand guards and one prisoner.21300:17:47,570 --> 00:17:50,210Yes, except that prisoner...21400:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,910...is Tai Lung.21500:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,730Take us down.21600:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,610What are you doing?21700:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,820Oh, my.21800:18:21,690 --> 00:18:25,580Behold看Tai Lung.21900:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,490I’m just gonna wait right here.22000:18:29,570 --> 00:18:33,870It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe.22100:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,600Crossbows! 石工、弩At the ready!22200:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,120Crossbows?22300:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,770Hey, tough guy, did you hear?22400:18:40,790 --> 00:18:45,700Oogway's giving someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.22500:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,490What are you doing? Don’t get h im mad.22600:18:47,510 --> 00:18:53,080What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized [i'm??bilaiz] 使不能动.22700:18:56,130 --> 00:19:00,180Did l step on the white kitty's tail?22800:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,010I’m good. I’ve seen enough.22900:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,470I’ll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about.23000:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,760No, he doesn't.23100:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,070I’ll tell him that.23200:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,010Can we please go now?23300:19:25,590 --> 00:19:29,040Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!23400:19:29,060 --> 00:19:33,790Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!23500:19:34,730 --> 00:19:36,170Wait a second!23600:19:41,170 --> 00:19:46,400l think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I’m...23700:19:48,780 --> 00:19:52,110The Sacred ['seikrid] 神圣的Hall of Warriors! No way!23800:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,520Look at this place.23900:19:56,690 --> 00:20:01,500Master Flying Rhino's ['rain?u] 犀牛armor['ɑ:m?] 盔甲,装甲, with authentic [?:'θentik] 可靠的，可信的,真的,真正的battle damage!24000:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,380The Sword剑、刀of Heroes!24100:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,910Said to be so sharp，that you can cut yourself just by looking.24200:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,470The invisible Trident三角戟of Destiny!24300:20:14,770 --> 00:20:17,990I’ve only seen pain tings of that painting.24400:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,810No!24500:20:27,150 --> 00:20:29,970The legendary Urn大茶壶of Whispering Warriors.24600:20:29,990 --> 00:20:33,730Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army.24700:20:36,530 --> 00:20:37,710Hello.24800:20:37,730 --> 00:20:40,060Have you finished sight-seeing游览观光?24900:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,270Sorry，should have come to you first.25000:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,270My patience is wearing thin.25100:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,220Well，I mean, it’s not like you were going anywhere.25200:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,650- Would you turn around? - Sure.25300:20:49,670 --> 00:20:50,700How's it going?25400:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,300How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu!25500:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,580Someone... broke that.25600:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,010But I’ll fix it. Do you have some...?25700:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,180...glue?25800:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,180A splinter ['splint?]碎片.25900:21:06,260 --> 00:21:09,250So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?26000:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,810- l guess so. - Wrong!26100:21:11,830 --> 00:21:16,260You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until...26200:21:16,330 --> 00:21:19,270...you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll.26300:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,960So, how does this work?26400:21:23,980 --> 00:21:27,560Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline蹦床, or...?26500:21:28,210 --> 00:21:32,240You think it's that easy? That I’ll just hand you the secret26600:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,220- To limitless power? - No, I..26700:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,310One must first master the highest level of kung fu.26800:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,510And that is impossible if that one is someone like you.26900:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,550Someone like me?27000:21:42,630 --> 00:21:47,290Yes, look at you! This fat butt屁股! Flabby软弱的、没力气的arms!27100:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,880Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.27200:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,780And this ridiculous belly.27300:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,070And utter ['?t?] 全然的,绝对,完全disregard for personal hygiene ['haid?i:n] 卫生.27400:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,360Now, wait a minute. That's uncalled for不必要的.27500:21:58,380 --> 00:22:00,990Don't stand that close. l can smell your breath.27600:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,890Listen, Oogway said l was...27700:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,660The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!27800:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,410Oh, you know this hold?27900:22:08,490 --> 00:22:11,150Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty.28000:22:11,220 --> 00:22:14,840Then you know what happens when l flex [fleks] 弯曲,伸缩my pinky. ['pi?ki]小指28100:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,520- No, no! - You know the hardest part of this?28200:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,510The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.28300:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,720OK, OK, take it easy.28400:22:23,740 --> 00:22:26,220Now listen closely, panda.28500:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,370Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through with you,28600:22:29,440 --> 00:22:34,340l promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?28700:22:34,510 --> 00:22:37,640Yeah, we’re clear. We're so clear.28800:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,450Good.28900:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,450l can't wait to get started.29000:23:21,060 --> 00:23:23,320- Let's begin. - Wait, wait, and wait.29100:23:23,630 --> 00:23:25,680What?29200:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,970- Now? - Yes, now.29300:23:29,030 --> 00:23:33,390Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.29400:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,960Oh, OK, well...29500:23:34,980 --> 00:23:39,030l don't know if l can do all of those moves.29600:23:39,110 --> 00:23:41,870Well, if we don't try, we’ll never know, will we?29700:23:41,950 --> 00:23:45,830Yeah, it’s just; maybe we can find something more suited to my level.29800:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,410What level is that?29900:23:47,430 --> 00:23:50,500Well, I’m not a master, but...30000:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,290...let's just start at zero. Level zero.30100:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,450No. There is no such thing as level zero.30200:23:57,530 --> 00:24:00,380- Maybe l can start with that. - That?30300:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,460We use that for training children and propping ['pr?pi?]支撑the door open when it's hot.30400:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,920But if you insist...30500:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,750The Furious Five!30600:24:09,770 --> 00:24:14,880You're bigger than your action figures. Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.30700:24:17,330 --> 00:24:20,300Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do.30800:24:21,750 --> 00:24:25,170Are they gonna watch, or should l wait till they get back to work?30900:24:25,190 --> 00:24:26,270Hit it.31000:24:26,290 --> 00:24:30,920OK, yeah. I mean just ate. So I’m still digesting.31100:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,810So my kung fu might not be as good as... later on.31200:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,780Just hit it.31300:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,730All right.31400:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,100What you got? You got nothing,’ cause l got it right here.31500:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,460You picking on挑中/找麻烦my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder要你好看.31600:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,730I’m coming at you with crazy feet.31700:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,800Come on. I’m a blur [bl?:]模糊.I’m a blur. You've never seen bear style.31800:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,660You've only seen praying mantis蟑螂.31900:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,620Or monkey style.32000:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,620Or l could come at you snackety-snake.32100:24:57,690 --> 00:25:00,140Would you hit it!32200:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,080All right. All right.32300:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,220Why don't you try again? A little harder.32400:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,740How's that?32500:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,600That hurts.32600:25:33,390 --> 00:25:35,550This will be easier than l thought.32700:25:35,620 --> 00:25:38,120I'm feeling a little nauseous ['n?:sj?s] 令人作呕的!32800:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,260Those are hard!32900:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,850My tenders.33000:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,910How did l do?33100:26:15,930 --> 00:26:19,780There is now a level zero.33200:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,250- The re’s no word. - No denying that.33300:26:22,270 --> 00:26:24,660What was Master Oogway thinking?33400:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,030The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.33500:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,590He is so mighty ['maiti] 强有力的!33600:26:29,610 --> 00:26:34,500The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!33700:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,870When he walks, the very ground shakes!33800:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,670One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu.33900:26:42,690 --> 00:26:44,780Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.34000:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,530Or even see his toes.34100:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,150OK.34200:27:21,530 --> 00:27:23,330Great.34300:27:37,380 --> 00:27:39,660Hi. You're up.34400:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,080l am now.34500:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,650l was just...34600:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,620Some day, huh?34700:27:44,690 --> 00:27:49,360That kung fu stuff材料,原料,东西is hard work, right? Are your biceps['baiseps] 二头肌sore [s?, s??] 疼痛的,痛心的?34800:27:50,130 --> 00:27:54,980I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day, so...34900:27:55,670 --> 00:27:59,000Yeah, l should probably get to sleep now.35000:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,550- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. - OK, thanks.35100:28:01,570 --> 00:28:04,440It’s just... Man, l’m such a big fan!352。

以顺应论看《功夫熊猫》的字幕翻译

１９９９年，比利时国际语用秘书会长出版了
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翻译标准的 “ 、、 ” 三字原则提供理论信达切新
［者简介】灵美（９５一）女，江金华人，０７级硕士研究生，要从事翻译理论与实践研究。作曹１８，浙２０主
总是在努力顺应语境、应语言结构，有动态顺具顺应的特征。语言使用者之所以能够在语言使用过程中恰当选择语言，因为语言具有变异是性、商讨性和顺应性。顺应性在前两者的基础
上以恰当方式在可能的范围内做出顺应交际需要的语言选择，而完成交际目的。语境关系从顺应指语言使用过程中语言选择须与交际语境
顺应。语言结构顺应指语言各层次的结构和结构组成的原则。动态顺应指语言使用过程中语境关系各结构之间相互顺应的动态性。ｌｅｓ【Ｖｒ．
ｃｕｒｎ的顺应性理论是一套完整的语用理论，ｈｅｅ
肯定其成功之处，就其中一些有待商榷之译并
翻译，对其中一些译文提出了笔者的译文，同商榷。共
【键词】应论；功夫熊猫》字幕翻译关顺《；
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《功夫熊猫》的中英文对照字幕

《功夫熊猫》的中英⽂对照字幕这⼏个⽉特别关注中国的经济和政治的⾛向，越看越惊⼼，越想越沮丧。

⼼情不佳，这段时间也就⼀直没有发博⽂。

但是⽇⼦再怎么样还是要过下去的，谋定⾃全之策，继续瞎乐呵吧。

前阵⼦策划⽹络孔⼦学院的⼯作，我曾经拿《功夫熊猫》作为案例，与研究⽣们讨论⽂化传播的⼿段与技巧。

元旦三天假，天⽓都不太好，特别是1⽉2⽇，阴⾬绵绵，寒⽓逼⼈。

我待在家⾥百⽆聊赖，就放笔记本中的720p⾼清版《功夫熊猫》来看。

看着看着就不满意了。

这⽚⼦的字幕翻译未免差的有些难以接受吧。

⽐如：原⽂：【Shifu】Yes, look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms! And this ridiculous belly, and utter disregard for personal hygiene. 字幕翻译成：“没错你瞧瞧你这⼤屁股松弛的臂还有这⼤肚腩还有对⾝体重要部位的毫⽆防备” 再如：原⽂：Legend tales of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills were the staff of legend。

字幕翻译成：“传说有⼀名传奇⼤侠他的功夫⽆⼈能敌，谓之传奇” 类似这样的问题有很多，有些完全⽜头不对马嘴，有些对话辞不达意，有些缺乏⽂采…… 我⼀时兴起，想⾃⼰写⼀个中英对照的字幕，既可以学学英语，⼜可以玩玩电影字幕翻译。

影⽚全长1⼩时32分09秒，九百多句对⽩。

我当时对任务的艰巨程度估算不⾜，以为⼀天⾜以⼲完，于是就兴致勃勃地开⼯了。

⾸先去⽹上搜索《功夫熊猫》的英⽂字幕，找是找到了⼀些，但对⽐字幕和对⽩后，才发觉这些英⽂字幕也是不完全准确和完整。

再找中⽂字幕，也找到了⼀些，感觉也不太满意。

这下⿇烦⼤了，我得⼀句⼀句仔细听，记录下尽可能准确的英⽂字幕，再参考下载的字幕翻译成合适的中⽂语句。

有些对⽩说得⽐较快，还要反复听上好多遍。

《功夫熊猫2_Kung_Fu_Panda_2》_(2011)_中英文对照字幕_文档格式_看电影_学英语

功夫熊猫2 Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)中英文对照字幕很久以前，在古代中国，Long ago, in ancient China,孔雀家族统治着宫门城。

The Peacocks ruled over the Gongmen city.他们给这座城带来了快乐与繁荣。

They brought great joy and prosperity to the city因为他们发明了烟火。

For they had invented fireworks.但他们的儿子，沈王爷But their son, Lord Shen在烟火中看到了一个邪恶的计划。

Saw darker path in the fireworks.能带来色彩与快乐的东西What that brought color and joy同时也能带来黑暗与毁灭。

Can also brink darkness and destruction.沈王爷令他的父母感到不安从而向一位先知求教。

Shen trouble parents consult to a Soothsayer.她预言道，如果沈王爷继续在邪路上执迷不悟，She foretold that if Shen continue down to this dark path,他会被一名黑白勇士所打败。

He will be defeated by the warrior of black and white.这位少主开始改变他的命运。

The Young Lord set out to change his fate.但他下一步所做的事，人们无法得知。

But what he did next, only sealed.沈王爷回到他的父母那里期待能够得到赞赏。

Shen returned to his parents for a pride.但在他们的脸上，他只看到了恐惧。

But in their faces, he saw only horror.他被驱逐出了这座城市，永远不得回来。

电影功夫熊猫1_中英文台词

..-Narrator: Legend tells of a legendary warrior...legend: 传奇 legendary: 传奇的 warrior: 武士传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士， whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. 他的功夫出神入化。

He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.in search of: 寻找 foe: 敌人他走遍天涯，独孤求败， -Demon: I see you like to chew. chew: 咀嚼，咬你挺喜欢吃啊，Maybe you should chew on my fist!有种就吃了我的拳头！ -Narrator: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.武士一言不发，因为正忙着吃， Then he swallowed. 然后一口吞下，And then he spoke.开口道： “Enough talk. Let's fight! Shashabooey! Shashabooey!” “别废话，动手吧！沙哈波易！” -Narrator: He was so deadly in fact他的一招一式如此彪悍that his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness.exposure: 暴露 pure: 完全的 awesomeness: 敬畏他的敌人目不暇接，只有瞠目结舌的份儿-Demon: My eyes ！我的眼睛！ -Rabbit1: He's too awesome! awesome: 令人惊叹的他太彪悍了！-Rabbit2: And attractive! 太有魅力了！-Rabbit1: How Can We repay you?我们何以回报？-Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness. awesomeness: 非凡的伟大不求回报Or attractiveness. attractiveness: 魅力迷人更无所需Kablooey! Kablooey! 哼哼哈哈！哼哼哈哈！ -Narrator: It mattered not how many foes he faced.他征战无数 They were no match for his body!无人堪与匹敌，Never before had a panda been so feared ！从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧，And so loved.又让人如此爱戴。

2011《功夫熊猫2_Kung_Fu_Panda_2》_中英文字幕对照

很久以前，在古代中国，Long ago,in ancient China,孔雀家族统治着宫门城。

The Peacocks ruled over the Gongmen city.他们给这座城带来了快乐与繁荣。

They brought great joy and prosperity to the city因为他们发明了烟火。

For they had invented fireworks.但他们的儿子，沈王爷But their son,Lord Shen在烟火中看到了一个邪恶的计划。

Saw darker path in the fireworks.能带来色彩与快乐的东西What that brought color and joy同时也能带来黑暗与毁灭。

Can also brink darkness and destruction.沈王爷令他的父母感到不安从而向一位先知求教。

He will be defeated by the warrior of black and white.这位少主开始改变他的命运。

The Young Lord set out to change his fate.但他下一步所做的事，人们无法得知。

But what he did next,only sealed.沈王爷回到他的父母那里期待能够得到赞赏。

Shen returned to his parents for a pride.但在他们的脸上，他只看到了恐惧。

But in their faces,he saw only horror.他被驱逐出了这座城市，永远不得回来。

电影功夫熊猫中英文字幕完美版

KungfuPanda《功夫熊猫》-Narrator:Legendtellsofalegendarywarr ior...legend:传奇legendary:传奇的warrior:武士传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，whosekungfuskillswerethestuffoflegend .他的功夫出神入化。

Hetraveledthelandinsearchofworthyfoes .insearchof:寻找foe:敌人他走遍天涯，独孤求败，-Demon:Iseeyouliketochew.chew:咀嚼，咬你挺喜欢吃啊，Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist!有种就吃了我的拳头！-Narrator:Thewarriorsaidnothingforhis mouthwasfull.武士一言不发，因为正忙着吃，Thenheswallowed.然后一口吞下，Andthenhespoke.开口道：“Enoughtalk.Let'sfight!Shashabooey!S hashabooey!”“别废话，动手吧！沙哈波易！沙哈波易！”-Narrator:Hewassodeadlyinfact他的一招一式如此彪悍thathisenemieswouldgoblindfromoverexp osuretopureawesomeness.exposure:暴露pure:完全的awesomeness:敬畏他的敌人目不暇接，只有瞠目结舌的份儿-Demon:Myeyes！我的眼睛！-Rabbit1:He'stooawesome!awesome:令人惊叹的他太彪悍了！-Rabbit2:Andattractive!太有魅力了！-Rabbit1:HowCanWerepayyou我们何以回报？-Warrior:Thereisnochargeforawesomenes s.awesomeness:非凡的伟大不求回报Orattractiveness.attractiveness:魅力迷人更无所需Kablooey!Kablooey!哼哼哈哈！哼哼哈哈！-Narrator:Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshef aced.他征战无数Theywerenomatchforhisbody!无人堪与匹敌，Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared！从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧，Andsoloved.又让人如此爱戴。

功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季20集英文字幕

功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第 1 季第20 集我最喜欢的尧老师。

Kong Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness Season 01 Episode 20. My Favorite YaoOh there he is. The Master. Hes coming OhMaster ShifuAhMaster Shifu You okay up there You seem a little.....giddy.Po thats ridiculous. I am not giddy. How could I beEveryone Master Yao is about to arrive. And this place is nowhere near perfect. Crane why isthere is a foot print on this stepThats your footprint.Stop making excuses. The keeper of the secrets ofkung-fu cannot enter on dirty stairs. Clean it.How come this door is squeakingWhy isnt this plant bloomingMaster Yao is being transported from his meditation tower to a new home and a stop over here isa once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Nothing can gowrong.What could go wrong with a guy who never leaves his boxOh Box. I dont getit.When Master Yao travels he stays in a box the entire time to avoid any distractions.A box. Like a box-box The entire timeYes.Right. Why is that nowMaster Yao has the greatest kung-fu mind this world has ever know. He was the only one to everunlock the mystery of the secret scroll. And he did it at the age of five. At six he invented pruningand became one of the few people that really understood how an abacus worked. But with a greatmind came great sacrifice. He spent a lifetime meditating alone whit no contact to the outsideworld. And he became the keeper of the secrets of kung-fu. In his mind Master Yao holdsunimaginable knowledge and the power of the universe. This is why he is under constant threat ofkidnapping. Some would stop at nothing to get the secrets in his brilliant beautiful brain. This iswhy we must remain vigilant alert composed. Hes hereWhere shall we put the masters boxMy roomUh that is to say the hall of heroes seems an appropriate spot. Ill go with you so I can properlygreet--After such a journey Im sure Master Yao would prefer to rest.Of course. And under no circumstances are any of you to disturb Master Yao or his box.Even-----especially you.Why yes. We do work great together. Master Shifu. I know all the secrets of kung-fu but it wasyou who taught me friendship. And youve taught me something too. Really and what is thatAction figuresYoure playing with action figures That is...awesome Hang on let me get mine.No These are not action figures. Theyre...artifacts. Im simply dusting them off.These is an artifactYes its Master Yao in his transportation box. Its extremely hard to find.Rookie move. Shouldnt have taken it out of the original packaging.This is just the box I play with.I also have a Master Yao in a box in its original box in thecloset...in a box.Boxes.Still dont get it.Panda please.Thats cool.I know how it is to want to let loose break a few rules and play with your action figures.I do not play with--I know I know. I get it. you get to hang with a hero of yours. Thats me here every day. Just keepembracing your inner Po and let it be more on your outer area there.Uh Master Yao I-I brought you some bean cakes in case youre hungry. Sorry for bothering you.Did you say something Because I could open the box. Right. Youre right. Youre sure youre allright Maybe I should open the box. You couldve hit your head in transit and no one would knowand uh--Well let me put this way: If you dont not want me to not open it just say so. Very wellthen. As you wish. Master Yao. Its an honor.Master Shifu.Ooh You know my nameI know everything.Oh Master Yao. This is a dream come true.I cant tell you--What are you doingSo fuzzy Ahh Bean cakesYes. I made them for you.Ive been locked away for so long So many things to see and touch and ooh look at that Justfeel this floor. Ohits incredibleOh well if you like that I have a throw rug in my room that--Look at that armor Ah thats cool Ah thats hot Ouch Oh soft Neat Tasty Oh I love thisPerhaps I shouldnt have disturbed you.Ah look A doorMaster No Master Yao Oh no no no no no HelloHello is someone thereMaster Yao I uh--sorry. Shifu said I wasnt to disturb you or your box. I am Shifu.Wow that is wild. You sound just like him. Can you yell Panda all angry-likePandaYou sir have a gift.Open the box. Its me.ShifuWhere is he Whered he goWhat happenedI opened the box and he went crazy. Hes gone. I lost Master Yao.You lost Master Yao You messed up.Shifu actually messed upNo I didnt. I--Oh yeah you did. You messed up big timeI did not mess up.Trust me if anyone knows about messing up its me. And what we got here is one doozy of amess-up.I--Youre right. I need help. But wait a minute. You do know a lot about messing up.Kind of a hobby.Po if anyone can help me--I cant believe Im saying this--its you. Po I need your help.Shifu messes up and asks me for help in the same dayPandaAhem Course Ill help you. Shifu and the Dragon warrior together solving crimes. Stopping badguys.Were not solving crimes. Were just looking for Master Yao.And now the student becomes the master.What do we doFirst we panic.Check. Next Get a snack.Hmm. Here.Third tell no one. Try to fix it yourself before anyone find out and calls you an idiot panda.Master ShifuNothing I need you all to guard Master Yaos box which he is in as is expected of him...to beThe keeper of the secrets of kung-fu out there alone and defenseless.Well hes not totally defenseless. Hes a kung-fu master.Of the mind not the body.Bad news Temutai. We tracked Master Yao like you said but now he rests in the jade palace.Ah Now we will never get him Shifu will never be stupid enough to let the master out of hissight. Thats him Ha ha We will capture Master Yao. And all of the secrets of kung-fu will bemineMaster YaoYoull crash The Clap of stillness.Cool I mean impressive.Thats wonderfulMaster Yao--Shifu and the dragon warrior.Temutai and...unnamed thug.Ooh introductions WonderfulGet your hands off this flawless specimen of kung-fu perfection.Let the butt-kicking commenceFine but it is your butt that will be kickedWhered Master Yao goThereOh look at those teeth. And that breath is magnificently awful. I love itYour apples are more delicious than anything Ive tasted in 65 years.Thank you. Mwah Thank you. Thank you. Mwah Thank you. Mwah Mwah Thank you Thankyou Oh thank youThats my wifeOoh hes so angry.No he doesnt...know what hes doing. Master YaoHe could be anywhereThen well draw him out. Rule number eight: Sometimes the chaser has to become the chase-ee.I...have no response to that.Master Yaos about experiencing sights and sounds right Then thats just what were going to givehim. Hit itTwo three.What is that wonderful musicPanda stop this instant. Were wasting time.Wasting time like a fox.Look whos here.Master Yao thank goodness. Now please we must get you back into your box.Oh certainly. Right after you dance. Dance Shifu danceI--Id..... rather not.What a huge disappointment. Im sorry Master Yao. Its just that--Master Yao Master YaoIm going somewhere Master Yao noCome on youre almost there. No just kidding.Oof Ow legs BackThis is so dramatic. I love itOw fingers Looks like its time for Checklist Number Two.Checklist Number TwoYeah for when you try to fix the problem you caused but wind up making it worse. First blamesomeone else. Second--I blame you.Now youre getting the hang ofit.NoNo.Master shi--HeyThis is your fault Thanks to you Master Yao is in grave danger.Hey Im not the one who let Yao out of the box. All Ive tried to do is help and youve beenfighting me the whole way. So do you want my help or not...MasterNo Enough of this foolishness. Now we go with the Shifu checklist. Number one: We followthose cart tracks and go get Master Yao. Well break the area into a grid and search every squareinch.Or we can just---Ive had enough of your ideas.Fine but--ehTell me the secrets of kung-fuOoh your horns are so pointy. Can I touch themWhat have I doneOhrelax. Yao wont say anything.If I tell you they wont be secrets.Wheres the fun in thatTold ya.Very well. If I cant have the secret then no one will You have till morning to change your mind.Otherwise your head goes bye-bye.NeatJust stay close and...dont do what you normally do. Master Yao with your permission wed liketo rescue you now. Master Yao Master YaoAh fuzzyAny chance we can get this show on the road hereWhats the rush Cant you see theyre having a momentThis wayYour feeble rescue attempt is foiledExciting.Im so sorry about this master. This is the worst day of my life.Did you know the hibiscus flower only lasts for the one day But that day is an amazinglybeautiful day. Thanks to you today was that day for me. Today I really lived. And now you mightreally die.Now are you ready to talkOf course. Lets talk about these shackles. Theyre exquisite.I want the secrets of kung-fuAnd I want your outfit.Fine. Then. You can take the secrets with you...to the grave Summon the executionerPanda we have to do something.Oh youre asking me for advice. I-Im sorry Po. I shouldnt have yelled at you before.Oh its okay. I guess I wasnt much help. I was just trying to get you to you know loosen up.Oh this is sweet.Any last requests Perhaps some tearful sniveling or pointless pleas for your livesYes I have a last request.Id like to dance.I...did not see that coming.You arent the only one.Please I owe it to Master Yao and myself.So instead of getting the secrets of kung-fu I get to watch you humiliate yourself before youruntimely demiseSomething like that.Im in. Make sure his wrists stay bound.Ha Now were getting to the good part.Shifu Kind of a funny time to let loose but yeah Are...you sure about thisYes. All I need from you is some music. MusicI think thats enough.Wait Im just starting to loosen up.Oh I see what you did. Hes freeThat was so dangerous. Love itBe right back. Time for the big finish. Pretty sweet idea.Just channeling my innerPo.Congratulations.Youve ruined dance for me forever.Now...Summon the reinforcementsI dont suppose you have something on your checklist for this.Blame Crane.Well well. Youre quit the dancer fuzzy. Dont you feel better nowYes Master. I do.Master how--I did the Eight-armed Yangtze Spleen Punch with my mind.Whoa cool But uh...Couldnt you have done that you know beforeAnd miss out all that funSo (I)guess this is good-bye.Thank you both for such an exhilarating day. Oh and fuzzy remember the hibiscus. Live each dayas if it were your only one to live.I will Master. I promise.Good. Im very proud of you. Back to meditating. I love itWhat It was touching. I think it would be best if we kept this entire incident quiet.Sure as long as you let me play with your Yao action figure in authentic traveling box.I have no idea what youre talking about.。

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功夫熊猫1英文字幕完整版Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search of the foes.I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke Enough talk, let’s fightHe was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomenessHe is so awesome, and attractive.How can we repay you?There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.Flew!It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesityNever before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious fiveBowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang out!---agreedYeh!But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountainThere is only one thing and that’sGet upYou’ll be late for work!Po~ get up!Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothingMonkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work!Coming~Sorry dad~Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~And what are you doing up there~all that noiseOh…Nothing, just ..had a crazyWhat about? What are you dreaming about?En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles.Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Yeh…what else have I dreamed about?Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!Y ou don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!This is a sign, Po~En..a sign of what?You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the res taurant!Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won itFrom a game named Majiang.Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream.No, it was just the dream.We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.Dad, didn’t you ever…want t o do sth else?sth besides noodles?Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how tomake tofu.So why didn’t you?Because it was a stupid dream!Can you imagine me making tofu?Hahahaha……tofu……no!We all have ou r place in this world, mine is here, and yours is…I know…is here.No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12!Services with the smile!Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… !Master Shifu!What?it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you.Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?So…nothing is wrong?Well, I didn’t say that.You’re saying…I have an vision…Tailang will return.That is impossible! He is in prison!Nothing is impossible…Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything, Tailang does not leave that prison.Yes! Master shifu.When often meet destiny on t he road, it takes what it really to… We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll…Mind this water, my friendWhen it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time…But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?To become the dragon warrior?I don’t know~Excuse me…sorry…Hey~~~watch your pose~Sorry~Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today!Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~Po~ where are you going?To the jade palace…Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~Selling noodles?But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking…Could also s ell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad…That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~Yeh~glad I had it~Almost there!What?no…no…no…Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir.No, I’ll bring me back souvenir.It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui?Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~Are your students ready?---yes master wugui.You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~Let’s our tournament begin~No nono~wei…I’ve come…Hey~ open the door~ let me in~Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis!----the furious fiveThe furious 5?Warriors, prepare~Nono, pick it a holeThe thousands tons of fire~Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!And finally!master tigeress~Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~I know!Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~I sense the dragon warrior is among us.Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!Oh?nonono,waitPo!what are you doing!What’s it like we are doing?Stopstop! I’ll go to see the dragon warrior!Po,don’t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!I lied…I don’t dream about noo dles,dadI love kungfu~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh, come on, son~let’s get back to work!Ok…Oh…what was going on…Where are…What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was How interesting it is…Master,are you pointing at me?Him…Who?You!Me?The universe has brought us the dragon warror~What?What?……Stop!wait!who called you to…Master wugui wait…That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem..You’re about to point out tegeress…that thing thrown in front of her..That was just an accident..There are no accidents.Forgive us…master, we have failed you…No…if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed you…Wait wait…there have been a message from master shifu.What?double the guard and set precautions?Your prison may not be adequate?You doubt my prison security?Absolutely notShifu does…I’m just the messagerOh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible Impressive,isn’t it?I t’s very impressive..very impressiveOne way in.one way outOne thousand guards and one prisonerYes..except that prisoner is tailing…Take us down..My god…Be held .tailangI’ll…en…I’ll still wait here…It doesn’t to worry about… it’s perfectly safe…Have the array.Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll And it’s not ,won’be you. What are you doning?You’ll get him mad!What’s he gonna to do about it?I’ve got him completetly immobilizedOh…did I stamp yo ur witty tail?I’ve seen enoughI’ll tell shifu it doesn’t worry aboutNo he doesn’t…Ok I’ll tell him..can I please go now?Wait a second…I think this has been a slight mistake…Everyone thinks I’m …The sacred hall of warriors…Look at this pla ce…Master fly’s armor…With sinks of battle damage…Wow..The sword of hero’sIt’s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking… The invisible dragon..of destinyI’ve only seen painting of that painting…No…The legendary vase of w arrior’sIt’s said…it contains the entire potential army..Hello..Have you finished sightseeing…Sorry…I should come to see you first…My patience …Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhereWould you turn around?Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifuSomeone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up…Do you …have some glue…So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~I guess so~Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior!Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.So..how is this you?Do you have a ladder, trampoline…You think is that easy…I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!No…I …One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.Someone like me?Yes! Look at you!This fat pratWhat Sensitive in the fatty parts…And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…Wait a minute…that’s a long count for…Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath…Wugui said that I was…the… The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?Oh…you know this hold…Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky Nonononno…You know the hardest part of this?The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..Ok…ok take it easy…Nono …listenPanda, wugui may have picked you…But when I threw with you, I promise youI are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear?Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear!Good…I can’t wait to get start~Let’s begin!Wait,wait,wait…what…Now ?Yes!...now~~~Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you’re not the dragon warrior~ Ok…wellI think I can’t do all …those …moves…en…Wow…if we don’t try, we never know…Yeh..it’s just …maybe we can find something more suited my level..And what level is that…I know I’m…not a master…let’s just start zero, level zeroThere’s no such thing as level zero~Hey~maybe I can start with that~That? We use that for training children~And for proping the door open when it is hot~But if you insist…Wow~ the furious five~you’re so much bigger than your action figures~ Except you~mantis, you’re about the same.Go ahead,panda…show us what you can doShall I Just wait them to get back to work and start…Hit it!Ok…I mean, I’m just a date…some is still digestingSo my kungfu may not be as good as…later on…Just hit it!What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here..Pick on my friends?Get ready to feel the thunder~Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!Come on ~I’m blured I’m blured…you’ve never seen bear’s style~ He’s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake’s snake~ Why didn’ you hit it!Oh…All right~all right~One try again~a little harder~How’s that?That hurts…This will be easier than I thought~My tenders…How did it that I do~ There’s now a level zero~There’s no words…No denying that…I don’t understand what master wugui was thinking…The Poor guy just gets himself killedHe is so mighty…the dragon warrior~Fell out of the sky and full of fireWhen he walks, the very gorge shades…One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu… Yeh..Or could at leas t touch his toes…or even see his toesOk…great…Hey..hi… you’re up…I’m now…I was just…someday……my kungfu staff …work, you might think so…I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day…so…yeh…i…should troubly get to sleep now Yehyehyeh…of course…Ok thanksIt’just how I essencially be a fan…You’re totally amazing at the bank of weeping river~I remembered thousands of ones…you didn’t stopOh… sorry about that…Look!You don’t belong here.I know…I know… you’re right…I don’t have…it’s just a my whole-life dream…Nono…I mean…you don’t belong…here! I mean, in this room…this is my room Crane’s property.Oh~ok~right, rightSo..yeh…you want to get to sleep?!I won’t pick you up~we get things tomorrow!You’re awesome…Last thing I want to say, ok byebyeWow…What was that?I didn’t say anything~Ok~all right~good night~sleep well~It seemed a little awkward…Master tigeress! Did’t I wake you!? Just…You don’t belong here…Yeh..yeh…of course, this is your room…I mean you don’t belong in the jade palace…You’re disgraced kungfu…If you have any respect for who we are and what we do,you …will be gone by morning~Big fan~~~I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was thenIs that was this is…I was so sorry…I just Take it as a regular peach…tree…I understand, you eat when you’re upset.Upset? I’m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset…So why are you upset?I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of suc king…Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me… Totally?How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?I’m…not like The five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom… Even mantis has those…things…Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles. Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles.You’re too concerned with outside world and what will be, There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,But today is a gift ,That is why it’s called the present (the gift) Oh~no~What’s happening?!Fire!Tailang is free! I must want… shifu.Go anywhere!We get up!He comes this way!He won’t get far~housecarl!We dead…so…very very dead…Not yet! Throw!Get me run now…Yes…I’m glad shifu sent you…I was beginning thinking I’ve beenrotten…Fly back and tell them the real dragon warrior was coming home! Good morning,master~Panda!panda! wake up!…he’s quit!What do we do now, master? With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior? All we can do is the training and trust in time, the true dragonWarrior will be revealed.What are you doing here!Ha! Hi! Good morning, master!I thought I’ve warmed up a little~He’s stuck~Stuck?no~why I’ve stuck~No…this is…yeh…I’m stuck.Help him~oh,dear~Maybe unfit…one, two…Thank you!Don’t mention it.No..really…I appreciate it…You actually thought you can learn to do a thwart split in one night?It takes years to develope one’s flexibility, and years longer…to apply it compatibly Put that down!The only thing we collect here are blooding ankles and broken bones! Yeh…excellent!Let’s get started!Are you ready?I was born ready~I’m sorry, brother. but I got you said you were ready.That was awesome!Let’s go again~ I’ve been taken it easy on you, panda, but…no more, your next opponent will be me. Right, yeh…let’s go!Step forth~To find Victory is to find Your opponent’s weakness And make him suffer from… to take his strength and use it to beat him…Until he’s failing…or quits..But a real warrior will never quit, don’t worry, master!I’ll never never quit!If he’s smart, he want come back up steps..But he will?He’s not going to quit easy~He’s going to bounce turn and up…I firs think your acupuncture would make me feel better!Trust me~it will,it’s just not easy for finding the nerve point underAll this…Fat..fur?I was going to say fur…Sure you are…Who might judge a warrior based on this size…I mean…Look at here…come over here…Maybe you should take a look at this, again?Oh…ok…I know master shifu is trying to inspire me at all…But I didn’t know any there , I think he’s trying to get rid of me…I know he can seem a little heartless…But You know he was not always like that…According to legend, there was once a time when master actually used to smile. No…Yes…But that was before…Before what?Before tailing..Yeh…we are… not really spoke…talked about him~Welll~If he’s going to stay here, he should know~Guys~guys~I know about tailang~he was a student~The first ever master thousands of scrolls of kungfuAnd then he turned bad…and in jailHe wasn’t just a studentShifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son…and when the boy Show talent in kungfu…shifu trained him…he believed in him, he toldHim he was destiny for greatness,it was never enough for tailing, he wanted The dragon scroll, but wugui saw darkness in his heart and refusedOutraged tailing laid waste to the valley, he tried to take the scroll by force And shifu had to de stroye what he created, but how could he…Shifu loved tailang he had never liked anyone before..or since…And now he has the chance to make things right, to train the trueDragon warrior…And he stuck with you…a big, fat panda…who treats it like a joke…Oh!that exsists!Wait! i…i’ve accidentally just treated its facial nerve!I may…may also…subject her… Inner peace…inner peace…iner…in…in..inner peace…Whoever is making that cracking sound….quiet downIn…er…Oh…thee…excellent!I could know some good news right now~Master!master!En…i…I have a…it’s a very bad newsshifu…there’s just news…there’s no good…okmaster…master, your vision,your vision was right…tailing has broken out of the prison, and he’s on this way!That is bad news!If you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him… The…panda?master!that panda is not the dragon warrior!He wasn’t even meant to be here!he was an accident!There are no accidents…Yes…I know…you’ve said that already…twice…Welll…there was no accident…either…twiceMy old friend…the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you…yours… Until you let go off the illusion of control…Illusion?Yes…look at this tree, shifu…I can not make it blossomWhen it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.But there are things we can control,I can control when the fruit will fall.I can control where the plant to seed…That is no illusion, master.Oh…yes…but no matter what you do…that seed will grow to be a Peach tree…you may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.But peach can not defeat tailang…Maybe it can…if you’re willing to guide it, to nurture it,to belive in it… But how…how! I need your help, master~No…you just need to believe…promise me shifu…Promise me y ou will believe…i…I will…try…en…good…my time has come…you must continue your journey without me… what what…what you…master…you can’t leave me…you must…believe..master!You may be a wolf…You may be the scariest fan in province~But there al lows a tipper…So…how did you get out there alive~I mean…didn’t actually see that…but I thought it in my mind… Could…in my mind…could read my mind…You like it~This is really good… Ok, come on, you should my dad’s secret ingredient soup..that..He actually knows the secret ingredient…What are you talking about ? this is amazing…You’re really a good cook,I wish my mouth is enough bigger…Tigeress, you’ve got to try this…It is said…a dragon warrior can survive for months’ time on nothingTo do with the single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universeI guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet…I need more that do…And …universe juice…What?Oh~nothing~master shifu~You’ll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500p ounds andBrush your teeth!What is that noise you’re making! I heard!i heard it!Work hard, panda!maybe someday you’ll have ears like mine~Ears!it’s not working for it?but it’s pretty good~It’s shifu…Of coursr is shifu, what is it I’m doing…Wu…master shifu!Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison!And you act Like children!What?He’s coming for the dragon scroll, and you’re the only one who can stop him! You get something that sense of humor~I’m going…stop…then…how serious… I don’t have the..Master wugui will stop him!He did it before who will do it again!Wugui cannot stop him…not any more~Our only hope is the dragon warrior~The panda?Yes! The panda!Master!please!Let us stop tailing! This is what you trained us for!No! it is not your destiny to defeat tailing!It is his!Where did he go…?You can not leave! A real warrior never quits!Watch me!Come on, how must I beat tailang!? I can’t even beat you off the stairs. You’ll beat him because you a re the dragon warrior!You don’t believe that!You never believe that from the first moment I got here!You’ve tried to get rid of me~Yes! I was…But now I ask you to trust in your master!As I’ve come to trust in mine…You’re not my master~and I’m not the dragon warrior~Then Why didn’t you quit!You know I was trying to get rid of you, and you stayed…Yeh…I stayed… I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head or…said I Smells…it hurts…But it could never hurt me more than I did every day in my life just being me…I stayed…because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me… Not me…it was you!The greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!But I can change you!I can turn you into the dragon warrior!And I will!Oh…mind…tailing is on this way here right now!And even it takes one hundred years to get here…How can you…could change this! Into the dragon warrior!ahHow?how?how?I don’t know!I don’t know…It’s what I thought…This is what you trained me for…Tigeress!Don’t try to stop me~We’ll not try to stop you!What?We’re coming with you!What?I eat when I’m upset! Ok?Oh, no need to explain…I just told you monkey, he hides cookies on the top shelfDon’t tell monkey…Look at you!Yeh…I know…I disgust you…No..no…I mean…How did you get up there!?I don’t know..i just…I don’t know…I just get cookies!And yet you are ten feet off the ground and have done a perfect stand~ No..this?This is just…accident…There are no accidents! Come with me~I know you’ve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu…But could you at least tell me where we are going…You…Drag me…fall the way out here, for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool sacred tears…The pool was…?This is where wugui unravel the mysterys of harmony focus,This is the birthplace of kungfu…Do you want to learn kungfu?Yeh…Then I am your master…Ok…Don’t cry…Ok…When you focus on kungfu…when you concentrate…You sink…But that is perhaps my fault,I can not tra in you the way I’ve trained the five… I now see that the way to get through you is this..Oh…great because I’m hungry..Good, when you’ve trained you may eat…Let’s begin…After you, panda…Just like that…no setups..nonono…no ten-mile hike?I vow to train you and you have been trained…You’re free…to eat~Enjoy~Hey~I said you’re free to eat~have a dumpline~Hey~You are free…to eat!Am I ?!Are you!?I’m not hungry~Master……Cut it~！Where is the dragon warrior~How do you know you are not looking at her~You think I’m a fool~?I know you’re not the dragon warrior~not of you!I heard how he fell out of the sky in the boom of a fire~He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world you’ve ever seen… Paul?So…that is his name~paul~Finally~a worthy opponent~the battle will be legendary~ We’ve got this! Help her~!Monkey!Go!Mantis!Shifu taught you well~but he didn’t teach you everything~ You have done well, panda~Done well?Done well? I’ve done awesome!The mark of the true hero is humility~But yes~you have done awesome!Guys! You’re dead?! No~they’re breathing~They’re sleeping? No…their eyes are open~We have no match for his nerve tack~He’s gotten Stronger.Stronger~?who?tailang?Stronger?He’s too fast!Sorry…paul~I thought we could stop him~He could have killed you~Why didn’t he…So you can come back and strike here into hearts~But it won’t workIt might…I mean…a little…I’m quite scared~You can defeat him~panda~ Are you kidding?~They can’t~They’re five!...masters…I’m just one…me…But you’ll have the one thing that no one else does~You really…believe I am ready?You are…paul…Be held, the dragon scroll~it is yours~Wait…what happens whe n I read it~No one knows, but legend says you’ll hear a butterfly’s wing beat~ Oh~really?!that’s cool~Yes..and see light in the deepest cave~You’ll feel the universe evolutional around you~Wow~can I punch to rocks? Can i..can I do a quadra-reflet？Focus, focus!Read it~paul and fulfill your destiny~Read it and become the dragon warrior!It’s impossible to open~Thankyou~Probably…I’ve Loosen it for you~Ok here goes~It’s blank~What?Here look!No..i’m forbidden to look upon~Blank? I don’t …I don’t understand~Ok…so wugui was just an old turtle after all~Ok…so wugui was just a crazy old turtle after all~No…wugui was wiser than I thought.Oh…Come on…Face it~he picked me by accident~Of course I’m the dragon warrior~Oh…my ki dding~But who will stop tailang? He’ll destroy everything and everyone~No~ evacuate the valley~you must protect villagers from tailang’s rage~ What about you master?I’ll fight him~What?I can hold him long enough for everyone to escape~But shif u…he’ll kill you…Then I will fine me to pay my mistake~Listen to me, all of you~It is time for you to Continue your journey without me.I’m very proud of being your master~We’ve got to get them out safely~Cub little one, let’s find your mama~Viper~ guide the southern farm~Mantis~the north~Crane~ light the way~Look…it’s the dragon warrior.Hey, dad.Paul!It… It’s good to have you back son~Good to be back…Let’s go paul~So for our next shop is time to face it…so our future noodlesIs dice cut vegetablesNo longer slices…also I was thinking…Maybe this time we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in…Do you like that?Paul…oh…I’m sorry things didn’t work out~It…just wasn’t meant to be…Paul, forget everything else, yo ur destiny still awaits…We are noodle folk…Broth Runs deep through our veins…I don’t know dad…Earthly…Sometimes I can’t believe actually I’m your son.Paul…I think it’s time I told you sth I should have told you a long time ago~ Ok…The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup …Oh…Come here…The secret ingredient is…nothing~~~~~~Ah..?You heard me?Nothing~ There is no secret ingredientWait wait~ it’s just plain noodle soup?You don’t add some kind of special source or sth?Don’t have to…To make sth special, you just have to believe it’s special There is no secret ingredient~I have come home, master.This is no longer your home, and I’m no longer your master~ Oh…yes…You have s new favorite~So where is this, paul?Did I scare him off?This battle is between you and me~So…that is how it’s going to be…That is how it must be~I, locked in jail for 20 years! Because of your weakness!…not been master’s weakness!You knew I was the dragon warrior!You always knew…but when wugui said otherwise…What did you do?...what did you do!You are not meant to be the dragon warrior, that was not my fault!Not your fault?Who failed heavy strain!Who force me to train my bones crack…Who deny me…my destiny!I was never my d ecision to make…It is now…Give me the scroll…I’d rather die…What I ever did! I did to make you proud…!Tell me how proud you are shifu~~~~~~ Tell me!Tell me!i…I have always been proud of you…from the first moment, I’ve been proud of you…a nd it was my pride that blind me…I loved you too much to see what you’ll becoming…what I was turning you Into…I’m…I’m sorry…I don’t want your apology…I want my scroll…What?Where is it!?Dragon warrior has taken the scroll to have crossed China… Now…You’ll never see that scroll tailang…Never…never…Hey!Who are you~Body~I am the dragon warrior.You?Him? He’s a panda~You, panda! What are you going to do big guy~Sit on me?Don’t tempt me…now…I’m going to use…this…You want it? Come, get it~Finally…That scroll is mine!。

从阐释学角度看《功夫熊猫》英文字幕翻译中译者的主体性

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从阐释学角度看《功夫熊猫》文字幕英翻译中译者的主体性

功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季第16集英文字幕

功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季第16集英文字幕功夫熊猫之盖世传奇第一季第 16 集，ladies of the shade。

Kung fu panda legends ofawesomeness S01 E16 ladies of the shadeHey what is all the fuss.....oh Po It’s so beautifulThe dancingNo the potential customersNow get out thereI don’t know DadThati s fineAfter all I’ve done for my little boy f the shop closesI’ll find work. Maybe sweepingdirt from the corner of my brokenheart.okaygreatyou spin itpeople love thathere are some free noodle couponswait free noodlesNo free coupons.Don’t forget tosmile.What...okayI’m not very good.Great.Help. Thief. Stop him.Hey buddy where are you goingJail’s that way. uh wait it’s actually that way. Over there.Don’t forget to spin the sign.Help.People love spinning signs.Thank you so much.This is everything we own.pff that aw it was nothing.just part of the dragon warrior job description thing.Wait Dragon warriorOh It’s the honor of a thousand lifetimes to be in your presence.Whoa that’s a long time.we are the ladies of the shade.I am SuThese two is the twins and thisadorable little lotus flowers is known as SongUh hey I’m Po andthis is my DadSong Weve got to get into the jade palace.I want the dragon chalice get him to say yes. Think you an handle him.As long as I don’t have to pick him up.Po would you show me aroun dthe villageyes I would love to show you around. Come on.eat at Mr. Ping noodle’s shop.trust me.A heartWait until you see thisIt looks like your.....Well that was a fun day PoNoyes It wasOh stop it. Oh sorryThat’s okay.Po there’s something I need to tellyou.You can tell me anything. We’re like best friends now.Well That’s good because I wanted to sayyou’re like the first girl I have ever been best friends with.Yes I like you too. Which is why I can’t stay.What WhyAbout our dance troupe.We’re actually he re .....oh there you to lovebirds are.Ha ha ha lovebirds yeah. rightSo Song did you ask himAsk me whatIf I can re-enact the battle of sorrow hill with action figures ’Cause I canYou didn’t get him to say yesoh forget it. Leave this to me.it’s just the jad e palace is so big and the sad reality is we have no place to stay.But waywe once lived in a place darkened with evil.We spent most of our lives as captives forced to dance for the amusement of thebarbarian warlord.A rhinoceros warlordActually It’s a croc odile.For years we livedunder his iron footDancing Dancing DancingUntil one day we got a chance to escape.We ran and we never looked bake.After that we thought out life would be better.CoolBut we are wrong.Bummer.We roamed town to town with no food no comfort searching for a place to call homebut everywhere we went we were shunned. We are outcasts without even a place forthe night. And poor Song the darkness frightened you so .Po are you listeningBut the magnificent Dragon warrior master of hospitality would come to the rescuePo can you help usYou know I am the Dragon warriorrightI mean I do help people.and song is my friend and.....Ah what the heck what’s one nightYou ladies are invited to say the jade palace.How wonderful.please allow us to show our thanks with a personal performance for you and thelegendary Furious Five.Shifu is ―got to love‖ strangers in the jade palace.Mantis isn’t our duty to help poor unfortunates in need who happen to be amazinglyawesome dancers doing like a free show Yeahwhat do y ou know about these dancing ladiesThat they’re ladies and they dance.shh Po.I don’t trust them.you don’t trust anyone.you don’t even trust the mailman and he’s been coming here for 30 years.planning something for 30 years.Shh I’m trying to watch here.Thiev esYou always believe the worst about pe—All right ladies drop the actyour performance isover.Actually our performance is just about to start.Song why areyou doing this I thought we were friends. I tried to tell you.what that you’re a liar and that I a m asuckerno Po it’s not like that.I showed you how my butt looks like a heart.Something Iwill always treasure.Less talk more hittingUmsome .....show....huhNice work Po.I did know they were ....What were you thinkingThey said they needed a place to stay because of a warlord with an iron...boot.Po they lied to you.They got away with Shifu’s dragon chalice. Oogway gave that to him.Those lying liars And now the hall of warrior is wrecked. and Master Shifu’s got tobe back at any time.We have to get Shifu’s dragonchalice.Oh you can count on that.I’m got to teach those ladies a lesson by myself. Solo mission. One-panda army. Lonewolf. mano-a-parasol-ladiesCrane and I will go too.Maybe the rest of you can square away the hall before Shifu returnFine. Luckily we’ve had a lot of practice at cleaning up Po’s messes.Their trail leads into that canyon.I feel like I’ve been here before.This canyon has a name.what is itCanyon of the moon rabbitNo.Ooh Canyon of the nine-headed black tortoise.No.Canyon of the shrieking windYeahNoGrab hold of my legsThe ladies of the shadeif we storm in there we’ll never find the chalice.I think I know a lady who can help us.Take us down.halt what do you wantHello This’ll never work.HelloOkay. maybe once.I’m just a wandering parasol lady hoping to join the ladies of the shade with itsmerriment and fanciful dancing skillsHmm I’ve never seen a parasol lady quite like you before.Thank you.Finally a lady my size.You’re silly. Very silly silly silly silly silly.....sillyHey wait a minuteSorry no cando.Whoa that was awesome.We’re like a dynamic duo only with three who fight evil ant pretend to be a lady.I’m not sure I followed all that.Hello oh hi Hi there. Hello.Oh hi.oh I love yourshirt.Hello.They’re buying it. They’re buying it.I’m a prett y special lady.Helloladies. hello—There’s SongPo We’ve got to find the chalice.She gave me an owie on my heartPoHere for you pedicureA pedicure That soundshorrible..... Hoo hoo that’s nice.Wow look at her toenails. I’ve never seen feet this mangled before.Ugh my feet Wejust walked back from the Valley of Peace.Ahem excuse me but how was the Valley of PeaceOh it was uh....Fun Successful Did you meet anyone there Like maybe someone who you becamefriends with and then decided to trick and like totally deceive them and make themfeel bad after they gave you a butt shaped like a heartWhat do you mean I –PoNo no Po Who’s Po I mean I uh Stepping away.PoSu.You know mynameWho....Who.....who doesn’t know of Su. And her amazing parasol dancingI’m Ling Ling-a...Ming-a Lingling.NiceHere to...Yesdance for youwonderful And dance you will. MusicHuh. She’s light on her feet.Who knewOkayI got them where I want them. I’m gonna dance over by the chalice. Viper grabit then Crane grab Viper and take off.what about youI’ll distract them so that you guys can get out. Then we’ll meet up later.I think I might know you...Dragon warriorViper crane goOhuh...that was quick.I was thinking a little bigger finish.You’ll never get out of here aliveOh yes I will. because I’m like nothing you’ve ever seen.I’m the dragon wa--I just stubbed my little piggy who stays home.They got Po.He’ll be all right.We need to get the chalice out e on. Nothing’s got to surprise me. except maybe that.The chaliceLet’s dance.Where’s the chalice.Viper’s got it.This is so cool.She has the chalice.You guys go.Meet me at the canyon. Pardon.whoa tiny parasols cool.Uh not cool.Song you’re hereI heard you could use a e onWhat do you think you are doingwell you’re evil so we’reescaping.You’ll have to get past me first.That’s easy. One of you two of us.And hundreds of them.What should we doRun.....Po headsLet’sgo.The wind. That’s it. The windPo what are you doingTrust me and close your umbrella.So what do you say you and I head bake to the valley of peace hmmActually I was thinking the ladies need a new leader. Someone that can get themaway from a life of thievery and into honest work.Well I’dlove to but I got a lot on my plate right now as the dragonwarrior.I was talking about me.Oh uh yeah. That makes a lot more sense. You’re be perfect.Sounds like my ride’shere.Yeah.I uh. have a little something for you.I will always treasure it.It’s my butt.I know.Good-bye PoWe did itWe got the dragon chalice bake.PoUh Master Shifu you’re bake.Yes and trying to rest from the journey. Please lower your voice. Has anyone seen thedragon chalice I have a ceremony coming up.Uh...shooting starOh is this the chalice you were looking forYes....is that lipsticklip—lipstick.wha-Aw who uses lipstickA girlthat’s who and there’s none of those here. Enjoy your dragon chalice MasterShifu.。

功夫熊猫感恩节特辑部分英文字幕

xx：You are the Dragon Warrior now and therefore this is yourduty above all other bonds （你现在是神龙大侠了这是你舍小家顾大家的职责所在）Now …in your quest for perfection ,theseinstructions must be executed to the letter.（现在，为了让你力臻完美，以下要求必须不折不扣的完成）Guard these scrolls containg the ancient recipes（看好这些记载祖传秘方的卷轴）Flaked Jasmine,never ground（茉莉香片要足够薄，但绝不能碎）Learn to chant the traditional greeting of the masters（学会向各位宗师致传统欢迎词）The golden ladle（金汤勺）-wha…-po…hire a chef ,presentthem with the golden ladle（---什么---阿宝雇一位伙房师傅，把这个金汤勺颁给他）Do you have any questions（还有什么问题吗？）阿宝：Nuh-uh!（没有了）xx：po,do not let me down.（阿宝，别让为师失望）阿宝：don’t worry ,master shifu, I got everything under control!（放心吧，师傅，一切尽在掌握中）Wha （干嘛）鸭鸭xx：master po,we have brought you the finest chefs in china(宝师傅，我们找来了全中国最好的伙房师傅)You’ll sample their dishes and make your choice（接下来请您品菜点做决定）xx：yeah !（好）鸭鸭xx：The chef you select will receive the golden ladle（您选出的那位伙房师傅将得到金汤勺）Let us begin （那就开始吧）xx：All righty（好）鸭鸭xx：master po ,I present chef wo hop of the Heilongjiang province（宝大侠，有请来自黑龙江省的吴蹦跶师傅）兔子：Uh!Sir.it is a privilege for me and the citizens of my village（大人，这是给俺和俺们村长脸啊）To be considered …(能当上…)…for this great…（这个伟大的）猴子：Hi ,po（hi，xx）xx：hey鸭鸭xx：What just happened?as host of the festival,every gesture of yours has meaning.（您的每一个手势都是有特殊含义的）You just gave him the ancient Hun Shu wave of dismissal.（您方才做了一个古代《汉书》里用来开除的手势）阿宝：the what?is that a thing?什么，开玩笑吧It doesn’t even sound like a thing（听着就不像真的啊）鸭鸭侍卫：he has brought great dishonor upon himself and his village他给他自己和村子带来了极大的侮辱And they will be shamed for all of eternity（他们将永远活在耻辱中）xx：no,no .i was just waving to monkey.can’t we just get the rabbit back?鸭鸭xx：oh……you’re serious?no.i’ll.uh,ahem,I’ll get the other chefsxx：wow,this feast is intense ,right?(闹的跟真事似的，你说是吧)And I just found out that I can’t be with my dad..wait a minute.of course!you’re absolutely right.i’ll choose my dad . then I’ll get to spend the holiday withhim.brilliant!（好极了）。

谈电影《功夫熊猫》的美式幽默与字幕翻译

谈电影《功夫熊猫》的美式幽默与字幕翻译口暨南大学陈穗珊摘要：幽默是译者最难处理的文本类型．但也是在商业电影里最常见的元素。

电影《功夫熊猫》中出现了各种不同类型的美式幽默。

或谐趣或深刻。

其中又以风格错位和暗指最为典型。

幽默自身的特殊文化元素和字幕翻译的局限性为幽默的传真增加了难度。

不同译者译文的比较可以反映出不同的风格定位和取舍标准．从而为电影字幕幽默元素传真评价的准则提供了参考。

关键词：<功夫熊猫》；幽默；荑式幽默；字幕翻译策略1．引言去年暑假上映的好莱坞动画大片<功夫熊猫》被媒体誉为年度最佳电影之一。

影片讲述了一只名为阿波的熊猫通过学会面对真实的自我．修成一身绝世武功而成为传奇龙战士的故事。

影片延续了梦工厂动画的一贯风格．以令人眼花缭乱的动作画面．一流的动画制作水准．把一个简单的故事打造成一场视听盛宴。

该片融入了功夫、面条、中式建筑等众多中国元素，又在其中加入了美国式的夸张笑料，理所当然地成为暑假档期最受欢迎的电影。

它用幽默的语言、令人捧腹的画面塑造出一只憨厚可爱的中国熊猫。

熊猫是懂中国功夫的中国熊猫，故事也是发生在古老的中国。

但熊猫的成功经历体现的是典型的美国价值观和理想．他的嘴里吐出的也是地道的美式英语和美式幽默。

本文将会探讨这部影片对白中的幽默元素以及其背后的文化．并研究其相对应的字幕翻译处理手法。

从幽默传真的角度来评价字幕翻译策略。

2．由默、文化与字幕翻译幽默是人类交流中曲折的语言表达方式．是人际关系的润滑剂．是人类共有的语言和艺术。

幽默往往运用饶有风趣的情节、巧妙的安。

使用语言的艺术制造一种充满情趣．引人发笑而又耐人寻味的幽默意境。

而幽默本身和文化是联的，幽默是文化的一部分。

文化在幽默中得到体现。

幽默离不开国情、民族、时代和审美心理差异的制约。

在一个民族区域内风靡的幽默往往鲜明地表达出民族潜在的愿望、关注以及冲突．投射出民族整体的影像”。

嗡天，幽默作为娱乐节目的必要元素随着跨文化交流的深入也成为了文化交流的一部分。

电影功夫熊猫1_2中英文字幕完美版

Kungfu Panda 《功夫熊猫》-Narrator: Legend tells of a legendary warrior...legend: 传奇legendary: 传奇的warrior: 武士传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. 他的功夫出神入化。

He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. in search of: 寻找 foe: 敌人他走遍天涯，独孤求败，-Demon: I see you like to chew.chew: 咀嚼，咬你挺喜欢吃啊，Maybe you should chew on my fist!有种就吃了我的拳头！-Narrator: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.武士一言不发，因为正忙着吃，Then he swallowed.然后一口吞下，And then he spoke.开口道：“Enough talk. Let's fight! Shashabooey! Shashabooey!”“别废话，动手吧！沙哈波易！沙哈波易！”-Narrator: He was so deadly in fact他的一招一式如此彪悍that his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness.exposure: 暴露pure: 完全的awesomeness: 敬畏他的敌人目不暇接，只有瞠目结舌的份儿-Demon: My eyes！我的眼睛！-Rabbit1: He's too awesome!awesome: 令人惊叹的他太彪悍了！-Rabbit2: And attractive!太有魅力了！-Rabbit1: How Can We repay you?我们何以回报？-Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness.awesomeness: 非凡的伟大不求回报Or attractiveness.attractiveness: 魅力迷人更无所需Kablooey! Kablooey!哼哼哈哈！哼哼哈哈！-Narrator: It mattered not how many foes he faced.他征战无数They were no match for his body!无人堪与匹敌，Never before had a panda been so feared！从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧，And so loved.又让人如此爱戴。

功夫熊猫1KungFuPanda（2008）中英对照台词剧本

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50% OFF，谢谢理解(●'◡'●)………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….…………功夫熊猫1Kung Fu Panda (2008)传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士Legend tells of a legendary warrior...他的功夫出神入化...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.他走遍天涯独孤求败He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.你丫挺喜欢吃啊有种丫就吃了我的拳头I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!武士一言不发因为正忙着吃The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.然后一口吞下开口道Then he swallowed. And then he spoke."别废话动手吧!"Enough talk. Let's fight!Shashabooey!他的一招一式如此彪悍He was so deadly in fact他的敌人目不暇接只有瞠目结舌的份儿that his enemies would go blind from overeXposure to pure awesomeness.- 我的眼睛! - 他太彪悍了!- My eyes! - He's too awesome!- 太迷人了! - 我们何以回报- And attractive. - How can we repay you?彪悍不求回报There is no charge for awesomeness.迷人更无所需Or attractiveness.Kablooey!他征战无数It mattered not how many foes he faced.无人堪与匹敌They were no match for his bodacity!从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧又让人如此爱戴Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved.即使是神州大地之上最英勇的勇士们Even the most heroic heroes in China"盛怒五杰"the Furious Five也心怀敬意地拜倒在这位大师脚下bowed in respect to this great master.咱出去玩玩怎样We should hang out.同意Agreed.但出去玩的事情得先放一边But hanging out would have to wait.因为尚有万千暴徒待铲除Because when you're facing the 10 000 demons of Demon Mountain正经事只有一件就是...there's only one thing that matters and that's...肥波快起床!Po! Get up!要误了生意了You'll be later for work!什么What?肥波快起床!Po! Get up!肥波你磨蹭啥呢?Po. What are you doing up there?没啥Nothing.猴哥螳螂鹤儿小蛇虎妞Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!肥波快点都误了生意了Po! Let's go! You're late for work.来啦...Coming!对不起老爸Sorry Dad.对不起可变不出面条来Sorry doesn't make the noodles.你在楼上搞什么名堂稀里哗啦的What were you doing up there? All that noise.没什么就是个乱七八糟的梦Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.什么梦?About what?梦到什么了?What were you dreaming about?梦到了...我梦见了...What was I...?我梦见了...I was dreaming about......面条...noodles.面条?你真梦见面条了?Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?没错不然还能梦见啥?Yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?小心汤很锋利哦(有飞镖)Careful! That soup is sharp.哦太让人高兴了Oh happy day!我儿子终于做了个面条梦了My son finally having the noodle dream!哦你不知道我等这一刻都等了多久You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment.这是个好兆头肥波This is a sign Po.什么好兆头A sign of what?我终于可以把我的秘之又秘You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient私酿密汤的配方传给你了of my Secret Ingredient Soup.这样你就能不辱使命继承这间饭馆了Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!就像我子承父业父承爷业一样As I took it over from my father who took it over from his father...这店可是爷爷打麻将从朋友手里赢来的...who won it from a friend in mahjong.老爸老爸这不过是场梦Dad Dad Dad it was just a dream.不这是注定的梦No it was the dream.我们是面条世家流淌着面条的血脉We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.可是老爸你有没有...想过做点别的But Dad didn't you ever want to do something else?除了面条之外的Something besides noodles?其实我还是个愤青的时候Actually when I was young and crazy曾想过离家出走学做豆腐I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.那你干吗不做?Why didn't you?因为这是个黄梁蠢梦Because it was a stupid dream.你能想象我做豆腐的样子吗?Can you imagine me making tofu?豆腐?Tofu.别提了!我们各有其命No! We all have our place in this world.我就是面条命而你…Mine is here and yours is...我知道了也是面条命I know is here.错! 2号桌5号桌7号桌还有12号桌No it's at tables 2 5 7 and 12别忘了微笑服务Service with a smile.干得漂亮徒弟们可别让我失望Well done students... if you were trying to disappoint me.虎妞力道要更强皮猴速度要更快Tigress you need more ferocity! Monkey greater speed.鹤儿更高小蛇细腻螳螂...Crane height. Viper subtlety. Mantis...- 师傅 - 插什么嘴- Master Shifu. - What?!乌龟大师他想见您It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.乌龟大师您召见我是出什么事了吗?Master Oogway you summoned me? Is something wrong?为何非要出事才能与老友相聚呢?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?这么说没出啥事?So nothing's wrong?我倒也没这么说Well I didn't say that.您是说...You were saying?我看见了些幻相I have had a vision.太郞会重现江湖Tai Lung will return.这不可能他还在牢里呢That is impossible! He is in prison.一切皆有可能Nothing is impossible.小曾Zeng!马上飞到桃岗天牢去告诉他们Fly to Ohorh-Gom prison and tell them看守加倍兵器加倍什么都加倍to double the guards double their weapons double everything!确保大龙不会越狱Tai Lung does not leave that prison!遵命! 师傅大师Yes Master Shifu!有言子欲避之反促遇之One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.我们不能无动于衷我不能让他来谷中泄愤以报私恨We must do something! We can't let him march on the valley take his revenge!他会He'll...你心如此水老朋友Your mind is like this water my friend.乱则不明When it is agitated it becomes difficult to see.但若心如止水But if you allow it to settle......答案便尽现眼前...the answer becomes clear.龙之卷轴The Dragon Scroll.是时候It is time.可传给谁? 谁值得信任能把这无限的力量交付与他But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?让他成为"龙武士"To become the Dragon Warrior?我亦不知I don't know.借过抱歉Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.嘿看着点走肥波Watch it!对不起吸肚!Sorry. Suck it up!对不起一千个抱歉Sorry. A thousand pardons.什么?What?乌龟大师选龙武士?! 今天!Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today!大伙们快去翡翠宫五杰之一要得到龙卷轴了Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!千年等一回啊吃完就快去啊!We've waited 1 000 years for this! Take the bowl!今天是功夫史上最伟大的一天别操心付账了快去吧!This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go!肥波你要去哪儿?Po! Where are you going?去翡翠宫To the Jade Palace.可你忘了你的面条车了You're forgetting your noodle cart.整个山谷的居民都会去你就可以大卖特卖了The whole valley will be there and you'll sell noodles to all of them.卖面条?Selling noodles?可是老爸我在想我可不可以...But Dad I was thinking maybe I...- 什么? - 我在想我可不可以...- Yeah? - I was thinking maybe I...可不可以也顺道卖点冰棒他们快坏了...could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad.真是个好孩子That's my boy!我说过那个梦是个好兆头I told you that dream was a sign.是吖真高兴我做了这个梦Yeah. Glad I had it.- 我是功夫兔子 - 我也是- I'm a kung fu warrior! - Me too!- 山都连上天了 - 我们走- There's spots at the top. - Let's go.加把劲Come on. Come on!就要到了Almost there.什么What?不会吧不不No! Oh no!- 不好意思了肥波 - 我们会给你带纪念品的- Sorry Po. - We'll bring you back a souvenir.不我要自己带纪念品下来No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.这是历史性的一天It is an historic day.是吧乌龟大师?Isn't it Master Oogway?没错我还怕我不能活着等到这天Yes and one I feared I would not live to see.你的徒弟们准备好了吗?Are your students ready?好了乌龟大师Yes Master Oogway.老朋友你得明白Know this old friend.不管我选了谁不仅是给山谷带来平和Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley...也是给你...but also to you.比武大会现在开始Let the tournament begin!帅Yeah.不! 等等No no wait!我来了! 等等!I'm coming! Wait wait!是我Yes!嗨把门儿开开!Hey! Open the door!让我进去!Let me in!平和谷的居民们Oitizens of the Valley of Peace我深感荣幸为你们介绍虎妞it is my great honor to present to you... Tigress!小蛇鹤儿皮猴螳螂Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!"盛怒五杰"The Furious Five!是盛怒五杰!Yeah the Furious Five!武士们准备Warriors prepare!等等不噢偷窥孔Wait. No. Oh peephole.- 准备比武 - 太好了- Ready for battle! - Yeah.数千火舌The Thousand Tongues of Fire.哇噢看看那个Look at that.嗨别挡着我!Hey! Get out of the way!最后出场的是虎妞大师And finally Master Tigress!相信我居民们你们将大开眼界And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet.我知道!!I know!虎妞上场为您表演空手入白刃Master Tigress! Face Iron OX and his Blades of Death.我感觉到"龙武士士"就在我们中间I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.平和谷的居民们Citizens of the Valley of Peace乌龟大师现在要甄选"龙战士"了Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!什么? 不不等等Oh no! No no wait!有了Yeah.肥波Po!你在干什么?What are you doing?!你说我在干什么别动What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!我要去看"龙武士"I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!可我不懂你才做了面条梦啊But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!我骗你的老爸我没梦见面条I lied. I don't dream about noodles Dad.我爱功夫I love kung fu!算了吧儿子还是做生意吧Come on son. Let's get back to work.好吧OK.回来!Come back!怎么回事What's going on?我在哪Where...?你在指什么What are you pointing...?哦对不起OK. Sorry.我只是想看看谁才是"龙武士"I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.真有意思啊How interesting.大师您是指我吗?Master are you pointing at me?- 他 - 谁?- Him. - Who?- 你 - 我?- You. - Me?上苍降"龙武士"予我们The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!- 什么? - 什么?!- What? - What?!- 什么?! - 什么?!- What?! - What?!停下! 等等! 谁叫你们去的!Stop wait! Who told you to...?乌龟大师等等Master Oogway wait.那只肥头大耳的熊猫不可能是救世主That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.你正要指虎妞的时候那只破烂熊猫从天而降You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her!这是个意外!That was just an accident!存在即为合理There are no accidents.请您原谅师傅我们让您失望了Forgive us Master. We have failed you.不要是明天那熊猫还没打退堂鼓No. If the panda has not quit by morning那是我让你们失望了then I will have failed you.等一下! 我是来送信的Wait! Wait wait wait! I bring a message...替师傅大师...from Master Shifu.什么?!What?!守卫加倍"Double the guard?!"特别警戒"Extra precautions?!"你的天牢不够严密"Your prison may not be adequate?!"你怀疑我天牢的安全?!You doubt my prison security?!绝对没有Absolutely not.师傅这么说我就是个传话的Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.那么请你代我传个话给师傅I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu.从桃岗天牢越狱绝不可能!Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison is impossible!叹为观止吧?Lmpressive isn't it?是是叹为观止It's very impressive.相当的叹为观止It's very impressive.进道出路只有一条One way in one way out.千名守卫只为一囚One thousand guards and one prisoner.没错只是那个囚徒是...Yes except that prisoner...大龙...is Tai Lung.送我们下去Take us down.你要干什么What are you doing?噢我的Oh my.看看这就是大龙Behold Tai Lung.我...我还是待在这儿吧I'm just gonna wait right here.没什么好担心的万无一失It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe.弓箭准备Crossbows! At the ready!弓箭Crossbows?嗨牛人你听说了吗?Hey tough guy did you hear?乌龟要把龙卷轴传人了别想了反正不会是你Oogway's giving someone the Dragon Scroll and it's not gonna be you.别把他惹恼了Don't get him mad.他又能怎么着我已经把他捆结实了What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized.我刚是不是踩到小猫咪的尾巴了Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?我服了我看的够多了I'm good. I've seen enough.我会跟师傅说没啥可担心的I'll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about.当然不用担心No he doesn't.我会告诉他的I'll tell him that.咱们能走了吗?Can we please go now?龙武士龙武士Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!龙武士龙武士Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!等一下Wait a second!我想这是个小误会大家都以为我是...I think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I'm..."龙武士"的神秘大厅不会吧The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!瞧瞧这地儿Look at this place.飞行犀牛大师的盔甲还有货真价实的战斗损坏!Master Flying Rhino's armor with authentic battle damage!英雄之刀!The Sword of Heroes!据说吹毛断发看看都会受伤Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking.隐形的命运之杖!The Invisible Trident of Destiny!我只见过这画的伪作I've only seen paintings of that painting.不会吧No!传说中的武士窃语之瓮The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors.据说里面有整个天书军的灵魂Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army.你们好Hello.你观光完毕了吗?Have you finished sight-seeing?对不起我该先来看你Sorry I should have come to you first.我的耐心有限My patience is wearing thin.不过看起来你也没法去哪儿Well I mean it's not like you were going anywhere.- 你能转过身来吗? - 当然- Would you turn around? - Sure.嗨这样怎么样How's it going?你是怎么让五千... 师傅大师How do you get 5 000... Master Shifu!有人把这个打碎了Someone... broke that.但我会给补好的你有没有...But I'll fix it. Do you have some......胶水吗?...glue?一块碎片A splinter.你就是那个传说中的"龙武士"?So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?- 我想是吧 - 错- I guess so. - Wrong!你不是也不可能是龙武士除非You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until...除非你学会了那龙轴里的秘密...you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll.那我怎么上去呢So how does this work?你有梯子或者蹦床或者Do you have a ladder or a trampoline or...?你想的太简单了我会把那无限力量的秘密You think it's that easy? That I'll just hand you the secret- 就这么交给你? - 不我...- to limitless power? - No I...一个人必须先达到功夫的最高境界One must first master the highest level of kung fu.而像你这样的某人是不可能了And that is impossible if that one is someone like you.像我这样Someone like me?没错你瞧瞧你这肥臀松弛的臂Yes look at you! This fat butt! Flabby arms!啊这些赘肉可都娇贵的很呢Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.还有这滑天下之大稽的大肚皮And this ridiculous belly.还有一点儿也不讲卫生And utter disregard for personal hygiene.嘿积点口德这么说可有点不耐听Now wait a minute. That's uncalled for.别站这么近口臭都出来了Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath.听着乌龟大师说我是....Listen Oogway said I was...啊巫师指别用巫师指The WuXi Finger Hold. Not the WuXi Finger Hold!哦你知道这个指法Oh you know this hold?第三王朝时巫师大师发明的Developed by Master WuXi in the Third Dynasty.那你一定知道一旦弯下小指会发生什么了Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky.- 不不要 - 你知道最难办的是什么吗?- No no! - You know the hardest part of this?就是清理你的尸骨残骸The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.好吧好吧不要激动OK OK take it easy.那仔细听着熊猫Now listen closely panda.乌龟也许选了你可当我找上你Oogway may have picked you but when I'm through with you我向你保证你会希望他选的不是你! 清楚了吗I promise you you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?清楚了清楚了太清楚了Yeah we're clear. We're so clear.很好呵呵Good.我都按耐不住就等着开始了I can't wait to get started.- 我们开始吧 - 等等- Let's begin. - Wait wait wait.什么?What?- 现在? - 是的现在!- Now? - Yes now.除非你认为了不起的乌龟错了而你也不是"龙武士"Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.好吧Oh OK well...我不知道我能不能.. 把那些招式都比划出来I don't know if I can do all of those moves.不试试又怎么能知道呢Well if we don't try we'll never know will we?是啊但能不能从更合适我这个层次的开始Yeah it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level.那你的层次又是什么呢?What level is that?你知道...我不是大师Well I'm not a master but...不如从零级开始零级...let's just start at zero. Level zero.不从来没有零级的说法No. There is no such thing as level zero.- 嘿也许我可以从那开始 - 那个?- Maybe I can start with that. - That?我们用这训练孩子天热的时候还用来顶着门We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot.可要是你坚持的话But if you insist...喔是"盛怒五杰"!The Furious Five!你们可比功夫公仔大多了除了你螳螂你还是那么大You're bigger than your action figures. Except you Mantis. You're the same.开始吧熊猫让我们看看你的能耐Go ahead panda. Show us what you can do.你们就在这看我打? 还是我应该等你们都回去再开始...Are they gonna watch or should I wait till they get back to work?出招Hit it.好吧我才刚吃完东西所以还在消化OK yeah. I mean I just ate. So I'm still digesting.所以我的功夫可能不像晚些那么好So my kung fu might not be as good as... later on.快出招!Just hit it.好吧All right.你算老几啊?你算个屁有我在这儿What you got? You got nothing 'cause I got it right here.你找我朋友的茬? 等着找死吧You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel thunder.看我佛山无影脚你没辙了吧?I'm coming at you with crazy feet.我移型幻影你看不见看不见Come on. I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style.你就知道螳臂You've only seen praying mantis.猴拳Or monkey style.金蛇狂舞袭击你Or I could come at you snickety-snake.你能出招吗?!Would you hit it!好吧好吧All right. All right.再来一次重点打Why don't you try again? A little harder.怎样...啊How's that?疼死我了!That hurts.这比我想得可简单多了This will be easier than I thought.我感到有点想吐I'm feeling a little nauseous!他们太难了Those are hard!我的命根子My tenders.我表现如何How did I do?算得上零级了There is now a level zero.- 没话可说了 - 别不承认- There's no words. - No denying that.我不明白乌龟大师在想什么What was Master Oogway thinking?那可怜的孩子差点自送黄泉The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.他太"无敌"了!He is so mighty!"龙武士"从天而降坐在火球上The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!举手投足地动山摇!When he walks the very ground shakes!本以为乌龟大师会选一个会功夫的One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu.没错起码是一个能摸到脚趾头的Yeah or could at least touch his toes.至少也要能看到自己的脚吧Or even see his toes.好吧OK.很好Great.嗨你还没睡啊Hi. You're up.现在醒了I am now.我只是I was just...不简单的一天哈Some day huh?功夫可够累人的哈你二头肌酸不?That kung fu stuff is hard work right? Are your biceps sore?今天已经是又长又失望的一天了所以I've had a long and rather disappointing day so...我差不多也该睡觉了Yeah I should probably get to sleep now.- 是是当然 - 谢谢- Yeah yeah yeah. Of course. - OK thanks.只是我可是你们的超级粉丝It's just... Man I'm such a big fan!卫平河战役你们表现得太厉害了You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River.敌人千倍于你们你们毫无退意你们只是Outnumbered a thousand to one but you didn't stop. You just...哦不好意思哦Sorry about that.听着你不属于这儿Look you don't belong here.呃我知道你没错I know. I know. You're right.我没有... 我只是...I don't have... I just...我一生都梦想...My whole life I dreamed of...不我指你不属于"这儿" 我指这个房间这是我的房间No I meant you don't belong here. I mean in this room. This is my room.鹤儿产权所有Property of Crane.哦好的确实确实OK. Right right.那么...你想睡觉了?So you want to get to sleep.- 是的 - 我妨碍你了- Yeah. - I'm keeping you up.明天还有要事呢We got big things tomorrow.好吧你很彪悍! 我就说这么多拜拜All right. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye.你刚说什么?What was that?我什么都没说I didn't say anything.好的晚安OK. All right. Good night.好梦!Sleep well.貌似有点尴尬That seemed a little awkward.虎妞大师! 没想吵醒你Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you.- 你不属于这里! - 是当然- You don't belong here. - Yeah of course.这是你的房间This is your room.我的意思是你不配待在翡翠宫I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace.你让功夫蒙羞You're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have如果你对我们还有我们的事业存有敬重any respect for who we are and what we do明早前你就该走人you will be gone by morning.超级粉丝哦Big fan!看来你找到了神秘的天堂智慧桃树啊I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.这就是那棵树? 抱歉我以为它就是棵普通桃树Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree.我能理解你不开心的时候就会狂吃东西I understand. You eat when you are upset.不开心? 我没不开心啊什么让你认为我不开心了?Upset? I'm not upset. What makes you think I'm upset.那你为什么不开心呢?So why are you so upset?我可能是功夫史上最烂的I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu.中国史上最烂的烂人史上也是最烂的!In the history of China. In the history of sucking!可能吧Probably.看看"盛怒五杰"! 你该看看他们对我恨之入骨啊!And the Five! Man you should've seen them! They totally hate me.一点不假Totally.师傅怎么可能把我变成"龙武士"啊?How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?我一点也不像"五杰"I mean I'm not like the Five.我没爪子没翅膀也没毒牙I've got no claws no wings no venom.就连螳螂也有那些....镰刀Even Mantis has those... thingies.唉也许我就该一走了之回家煮面Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.走? 不走!Quit don't quit.面条? 不要面条!Noodles don't noodles.你太在意过去是怎样将来会怎样了You are too concerned with what was and what will be.有句谚语说得好There's a saying:昨天已是历史Yesterday is history明天还很神秘tomorrow is a mystery但是今天是一个礼物but today is a gift.这就是为什么要把它叫做"present"(现在)That is why it is called the present.- 噢不会吧 - 发生什么了?- Oh no! - What's happening?!去你的战斗位置快快To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!巨箭开火!Fire crossbows!开火!Fire!开火!Fire!大龙越狱了! 我必须去警告师傅Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.- 你哪儿都别去! Neither is he! - 放开我- Not going anywhere! Neither is he! - Let go of me!把它拉起来Bring it up!等一下把它放回去Wait! Bring it back!- 他朝这来了 - 他过不来的弓箭手- He's coming this way! - He won't get far. Archers!我们死翘翘了死得很翘很翘了!We're dead. So very very dead.还没呢我们还没! 现在!Not yet we're not. Now!- 现在能跑了么 - 是的- Can we run now? - Yes.我很高兴师傅派你来I'm glad Shifu sent you.我还以为都把我忘了呢I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten.飞回去跟他们说Fly back there and tell them...真正的"龙武士"要回家了...the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.早上好大师Good morning Master!熊猫!Panda!熊猫!Panda!起床!Wake up!他退出了He's quit.我们现在做什么熊猫走了熊猫走了谁会成为"龙武士"呢?What do we do now with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?我们能做的就是勤加练习假以时日All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time真正的"龙武士"便会脱颖而出the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.你在这干吗?What are you doing here?!早上好大师Hi! Good morning Master!我想先热热身I thought I'd warm up a little.你是被卡住了You're stuck.卡住了? 什么哪有?Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?这是我的一只没错我是被卡住了Nah. This is one of my... Yeah I'm stuck.- 去帮他 - 噢我的祖宗- Help him. - Oh dear.我数到三! 一二Maybe on three. One two......三...three.- 谢谢 - 别提这事- Thank you. - Don't mention it.- 不我真的很感激... - 永远别提!- No really I appreciate... - Ever.你真以为你能一夜练成横劈?You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night?这可是数年苦练才修得的柔韧性It takes years to develop one's flexibility!再继以数载才能用之以战And years longer to apply it in combat!把那放下来!Put that down!我们只收集的纪念品是流血的指节跟断掉的骨头The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.好啊棒极了!Yeah! Excellent.让我们开始吧Let's get started.- 你准备好了吗? - 我打小就准备...啊!- Are you ready? - I was born re...真不好意思我以为你说了你准备好了呢I'm sorry brother. I thought you said you were ready.那太彪悍了我们再来一次吧That was awesome! Let's go again!我一直都还比较照顾你熊猫可现在不了I've been taking it easy on you panda. But no more.下一个对手就是我了Your next opponent will be me.好太棒了上吧!All right! Yeah let's go!上前一步Step forth.胜利的两个诀窍就是找到对手的软肋The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness...并让其为之受罪...and make him suffer for it.爽Oh yeah!出其不意攻其不备!To take his strength and use it against him...直到他倒下放弃...until he finally falls...认输退出...or quits.真的武士绝不言弃A real warrior never quits.别担心大师我永远不会放弃的!Don't worry Master. I will never quit!如果他够聪明他不会再爬上来了If he's smart he won't come back up those steps.可他会上来的But he will.他不会放弃的是吗?He's not going to quit is he?我可以告诉你他不会放弃弹跳的He's not going to quit bouncing I'll tell you that.我记得你说针灸会让我好受些I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.相信我会的Trust me it will.只是不容易找准你的穴位都是些It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...- 脂肪? - 毛皮我是想说毛皮的- Fat? - Fur. I was going to say fur.知道你是这意思Sure you were.我怎么会用体型来评价一个武士看看我Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me.我在这里I'm over here.也许你得再看看这个Maybe you should look at this again.噢好吧Oh OK.住手住手...啊!Stop it. Stop!我知道师傅大师是在激励我I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all...要不是我了解他我还会以为他是想撵我走...but if I didn't know better I'd say he was trying to get rid of me.我知道他看上去有点无情I know he can seem kind of heartless...可他不总是这样的...but he wasn't always like that.传说According to legend很久前师傅也曾笑口常开there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.- 不可能 - 可能- No! - Yes.那是在....之前But that was before.在什么之前?Before what?在大龙之前Before Tai Lung.是啊我们不该提起他的We're not really supposed to talk about him.要是他打算留下他也该知道Well if he's going to stay here he should know.大伙大伙我知道大龙Guys guys I know about Tai Lung.他是有史以来第一个学会了师傅千般武艺的徒弟He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu.然后他变坏了然后...就蹲大牢了...And then he turned bad and now he's in jail.他不只是个徒弟He wasn't just a student.师傅在他还在襁褓中时就发现了Shifu found him as a cub...抚养他长大视同己出...and he raised him as his son.当发现那小子天生就是武学奇才时And when the boy showed talent in kung fu...。

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KUNGFU PANDALegend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. “enough talk, let’s fight!”Shashabooey.He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.My eyes! He’s too awesome! And attractive, how can we repay you?There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.Kablooey.It mattered not how many foes he faced.They were no match for his bodacity!Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved.Even the most heroic heroes in China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.-We should hang out. -Agreed.But hanging out would have to wait.Because when you’re facing the 10,000 demons of demon mountain.There’s only one thing that matters and that’s…Po, get up!You will be later for work!What?Po, get up!-What are you doing up there? -Nothing!Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!Po let’s go! You’re late for work.coming.Sorry, Dad.Sorry doesn’t make the noodles.What were you doing up there?All that noise.Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.About what? What were you dreaming about?What was I?I was dreaming about noodles.Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Yeah. What else would I dreaming about?Careful! That soup is sharp.Oh! Happy day!My son, finally having the noodle dream!You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment.This is a sign, Po!A sign of what?You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup.And you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!As I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father…Who won it from a friend in mahjong.Dad, it was just a dream.No, it was the dream.We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.But, dad, didn’t you ever want to do something else?Something besides noodles.Actually, when I was young and crazy,I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.Why didn’t you?Because it was a stupid dream.Can you imagine me making tofu?No! we all have our place in this world.Mine is here, and yours is…I know is here.No, it’s at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12. service with a smile.Well done, students… if you were trying to disappoint me.Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed.Crane, height. Viper, subtlety, Mantis…Master Shifu. What?It’s master Oogway. He wants to see you.Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?So, nothing is wrong?Well I didn’t say that.You were saying?I have had a vision.Tai Lung will return.That is impossible! He is in prison.Nothing is impossible.Zeng. Fly to ohorh-gom prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything!Tai Lung does not leave that prison!Yes. Master Shifu.One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.We must do something! We can’t let him march on the valley, take his revenge!Your mind is like this water, my friend.When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.The Dragon Scroll, it is time.But who?Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the Dragon Warrior?I don’t know.Excuse me, pardon me. Sorry.Watch it, Po.Sorry. Suck it up!Sorry. A thousand pardons!What?Master Oogway’s choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today!Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace!One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!We’ve waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl!This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go!Po! Where are you going?To the Jade Palace.You’re forgetting your noodle cart.The whole valley will be there, and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.To sell noodles. But, dad, I was thinking, maybe I … could also sell the bean buns.They’re about to go bad.That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!Yeah, glad I had it.I’m a kung fu warrior! Me too!-There’s spots at the top. -Let’s go.Come on, come on. Almost there.What? No! ho, no!-Sorry. Po. -We’ll bring you back a souvenir.No. I’ll bring me back a souvenir.It is an historic day. Isn’t it? Master Oogway?Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see.Are your students ready?Know this my old friend.Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you.Let the tournament begin!No, no, wait!I am coming! wait, wait!Hey! Open the door, let me in.Citizens of the valley of peace,It is my great honor to present to you.Tigress! Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!The Furious Five!Yeah, The Furious Five!Warriors prepare.Wait, no. oh, the peeky-hole.The thousand tongues of fire.Look at that.Hey! Get out of the way!And finally master Tigress!And believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.I know.Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox and his blades of Death.I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Citizens of the Valley of Peace, master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior! Oh! No, no, wait.Yeah.Po what are you doing?-What does it look like I’m doing? -Stop!I’m going to see the Dragon Warrior!But I don’t understand. You finally had the noodle dream!I lied. I don’t dream about noodles. Dad!I love kung fu!Come on, son. Let’s get back to work.OK.Oh! What’s going on?What are you pointing..? OK. sorry.I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.How interesting!Master, are you pointing at me?-Him, -who?-You, -me?The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!-What? -What?Stop, wait! Who told you to…?Master Oogway, wait.That flabby panda can’t possibly be the answer to our problem.You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her.That was just an accident!There are no accidents!Forgive us, master. We have failed you.No. if the panda has not quit by morning then I will have failed you!Wait, wait, I bring a message…for Shifu.What? Double the guards? Extra precautions.Your prison may not be adequate?You doubt my prison security?Absolutely not.Shifu does. I’m just the messenger.I’ll give you a message for your master Shifu.Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison is impossible!Impressive. Isn’t it?It’s very impressive.One way in, one way out.One thousand guards and one prisoner.Yes, except that prisoner was Tai Lung.Take us down.What are you doing?Oh! MyBehold Tai Lung.I’m just gonna wait right here.It’s nothing to worry about. It’s perfectly safe.Crossbows! At the ready!Crossbows?Hey, tough guy, did you hear?Oogway’s giving someone the Dragon Scroll. And it’s not gonna be you. What are you doing? Don’t get him mad.What’s he gonna do about it? I’ve got him completely immobilized.Did I step on the wittle kitty’s tail?I’m good. I’ve seen enough!I’ll tell Shifu he has nothing to worry about.No, he doesn’t.I’ll tell him that.Can we please go now?Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!Wait a second!I think there’s been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that I’m…The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!Look at this place.Master flying rhino’s armor, with authentic battle damage!The sword of heroes!Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking.The invisible trident of destiny!I’ve only seen paintings of that painting.No! the legendary urn of whispering warriors.Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu army.-Hello. -Have you finished sight-seeing?Sorry, I should have come to see you first.My patience is wearing thin.Well, I mean, it’s not like you were going anywhere.-Would you turn around? -Sure.How’s it going?How do you get 5,000… master Shifu!Someone broke that.But I’ll fix it. Do you have some glue?A splinter.So you’re the legendary Dragon Warrior?-I guess so. -Wrong!You are not the Dragon Warrior.You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. So. How does this work?Do you have a ladder, or a trampoline, …orYou think it’s that easy? That I’ll just hand you the secret. To limitless power?No. IOne must first master the highest level of kungfu.And that is impossible if that one is someone like you!someone like me?Yes, look at you, this fat butt. Flabby arms!Those are sensitive in flabby parts.And this ridiculous belly. And utter disregard for personal hygiene.Now wait a minute. That’s uncalled for.Don’t stand that close. I can smell your breath.Listen, Oogway said I was…The Wuxi Finger hold. Not the Wuxi Finger hold.Oh, you know this hold?Developed by master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty.Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky.No, no, you know the hardest part of this?The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.OK,OK. Take it easy.Now listen closely, panda.Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through with you.I promise you, You are going to wish he hadn’t! Are we clear?Yeah, we’re clear. We’re so clear.Good. I can’t wait to get started.Let’s begin. Wait, wait.-What? now? -Yes, now.Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.Oh, well. I don’t know if I can do all of those moves.Well, if we don’t try, we’ll never know, will we?Yeah, it’s just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.What level is that?Well, you know, I’m not a master, but…let’s just start at zero. Level zero.No. there is no such thing as level zero.-Maybe I can start with that. -That?We use that for training children and propping the door open when it’s hot.But if you insist…The Furious Five!You are such bigger than your action figures.Except you, Mantis. You’re the same.Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do.Are they gonna watch, or should wait till they get back to work?Hit it.OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate. So I’m still digestingSo my kungfu might not be as good as … later on.Just hit it.All right.What you got? You got nothing, because I got it right here.You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel thunder.I’m coming at you with crazy feet.Come on. I’m a blur. You’ve never seen bear style.You’ve only seen praying Mantis. Or Monkey style. Or I could come at you snickety-snake. Would you hit it!All right. All right.Why don’t you try again? A little harder.How’s that?That hurts.This will be easier than I thought.My tenders.How did I do?There is now a level zero.-There is no words. -No denying that.I don’t understand what was master Oogway thinking.The poor guy’s gonna get himself killedHe is so mighty!The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!When he walks, the very ground shake.One would think master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. Yeah. Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes.Hi, you’re up!I am now!I was just someday, huh?That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are you biceps sore?I had a long and rather disappointing day, so…Yeah, I should probably get to sleep now!-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. -OK, thanks.It’s just… man. I’m such big fan!You guys were amazing at the battle of weeping river.Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn’t stop. You just…Sorry about that.Look, you don’t belong here.I know. You are right. I just my whole life I dreamed of.No, I mean you don’t belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room.Properly of Crane.OK. Right! You want to get to sleep.Yeah. I’m keeping you up.We got big things tomorrow.All right! You are awesome. Last thing I’m gonna say. Bye-bye.What was that?I did n’t say anything.OK. All right, good night! Sleep well.That seemed a little awkward.Master Tigress, I didn’t mean to wake you.You don’t belong here.Yeah, Of course. This is your room.I mean you don’t belong in the Jade Palace.You are a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do. You will be gone by morning.Big fan.I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom.Is that what this is? I thought that was just a regular peach tree.I understand. You eat when you are upset.Upset? I’m upset. What make you think I am upset?So why are you so upset?I probably sucked more day than anyone in history of kung fu.In a history of China, in a history of sucking.Probably,And the Five man. You should’ve see them! They totally hate me.Totally.How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?I mean, I’m not like the Five.I’ve got no claws, no wing, no venom. Even Mantis has those thingies.Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles.You are too concerned with what was and what will be.There’s a saying:Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But Today is a gift.That’s why it’s called the present.Oh! No. what’s happening?Fire crossbows. fireTai Lung is free, I must warn Shifu.Not going anywhere, neither is he. Let go of me!Bring it up! Wait bring it back!He’s coming this way. He won’t get far. Archers.We’re dead, so very very dead.Not yet we are not. Now!-Can we run now? -yes.I’m glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I’d been forgetting.Fly back to tell them, the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.Good morning, master.Panda, wake up!He’s quit.What do we do now master, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.What are you doing here?Hi, good morning master.I thought I’d warm up a little.You’re stuck!Stuck? Nah, what? stuck?Nah, this is one of my… yeah, I am stuck.Help him.Maybe on three one two.-Thank you, -Don’t mention it.-No. really I a ppreciate… -ever…You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night?It takes years to develop one’s flexibility and years longer to apply it in combat.Put that down.The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.Yeah, Excellent.Let’s get started.Are you ready? I was born re…I am sorry, brother. I thought you said you were ready.That was awesome. Let’s go again.I’ve been take it easy on you. Panda, But no more.Your next opponent will be me.All right, yeah let’s go.Step forth.The true path to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness and make him suffer for it. Oh, yeah.To take his strength and use against him until he finally falls or quits.A real warrior never quits.Don’t worry master. I will never quits.If he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps.But, he will.He’s not going to quit, is he?He’s not going to quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that.I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.Trust me, It will.It’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under this…Fat? Fur. I was going to say fur.Sure you were.Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me.I’m over here.Maybe you should look at this again.Oh, OK.Stop it, stop.I know master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all… but if I didn’t know better.I’d say he was trying to get rid of me.I know he can seem kind of heartless…but he wasn’t always like that.According to legend, there was once a time when master Shifu actually used to smile. -No, -Yes.But that was before.Before what?Before Tai Lung.We’re not really supposed to talk about him.Well, if he is going to stay, he should know.Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung.He was a student. The first ever to master thousand scrolls of kung fu.And then he turned bad, and now he is in jail.He wasn’t just a student.Shifu found his as a cub. And he raised him as his son.And when the boy showed the talent in kung fu.Shifu trained him.He believe in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.It was never enough for Tai Lung.He wanted the Dragon Scroll.But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused.Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley.He tried to take the scroll by force.And Shifu had to destroy what he had created.But, how could he?Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before. Or since.And now he had chance to make things right to train the true Dragon Warrior. And he’s stuck with you.A big fat panda who treats it like a joke.This is it.Wait, my fault! I accidently tweaked his facial nerve.And may have also stopped his heart.Inner peace. Inner peace.Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?Oh, Zeng. Excellent.I could use some good news right now.Master. Master.I have… it’s … it’s very bad news.Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.Master. Your vision, your vision was right.Tai Lung has broken out of the prison. He’s on his way.That is bad news. If you don’t believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. The panda, master. That panda is not the Dragon Warrior.He wasn’t meant to be here. It was an accident.There are no accidents.Yes, I know, you’ve said that already. Twice.Well. That was an accident, eitherThrice.My old friend. The panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours.Until you let go of the illusion of control.Illusion? – yes, look at this tree. Shifu.I cannot make it blossom when it suits me. Or make it bear fruit before its time. But there are things we can control.I can control when the fruit will fallAnd I can control where to plant the seed.That is no illusion, master.Yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree.You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung.Maybe it can.If you are willing to guide it to nurture it, to believe in it.But, how?I need your help. Master.No, you just need to believe.Promise me, Shifu.Promise me you will believe.I will try.Good. My time has come.You must continue your journey without me.What are you…? Wait.Master, you can’t leave me.You must believe.Master…Yeah, so I am like. “fine, you maybe a wolf”You maybe the scariest bandit in haijin province…But you’re a lousy tipper.Really? How did you get out of there alive?I mean. I didn’t actually say that. But I thought in my mind.If you could read my mind, he’d be. Like, what?Order up! Hope you like it.-This is really good. -No, come on.You should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient.What are you talking about? This is amazing.-You are really good cook. -I wish my mouth was bigger.Tigress, you’ve got try this.It said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months on the time on nothing but the dew of gingko leaf and the energy of universe.I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet.I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and universe juice.-What? -Nothing… master Shifu.You never been the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!What’s the noise you are making? Laughter? I never heard of that.Work hard, panda, maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.That’s good.Ears, it’s not working for you? I thought they were pretty good.It’s Shifu.Of course it’s Shifu. What do you think I’m doing?Master. Shifu.You think this is funny?Tai Lung has escaped from the prison and you’re acting like children!-What? -he’s coming for the Dragon Scroll.And you are the only one who can stop him.And I was saying you got no sense of humor. I’m gonna stop Tai Lung.What? Are you serious? And I have to…?Master Oogway will stop him, like he did before.Oogway cannot. Not anymore.Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.The panda! Yes, the panda.Master, let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you’ve trained us for.No. it’s not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung? It is his!Where did he go?You cannot leave. A real Dragon Warrior never quits.Watch me. Come on.How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can’t even beat you to the stairs.You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior.You don’t believe that. You never believe that.From the first I got here, you’ve tryed to get rid of me.Yes, I was.But now I ask you trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.You’re not my master, and I’m not the Dragon Warrior.Then why didn’t you quit? You knew I tried to get rid of you. Yet you stayed.Yeah. I stayed. I stayed because every time you throw a brick at my head. Of said I smelled, It hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just be me.I stayed because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me not me.It was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of China,But, I can change you! I can turn you to the Dragon Warrior. And I will.Come on, Tai Lung is on his way here right now!Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here.How are you gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?-How?- I don’t know.That’s what I thought.This is what you trained me for.Tigress! Don’t try to stop me.We are not trying to stop you.What?We are coming with you.What? I eat when I am upset. OK?No need to explain.I thought you might be Monkey.He hides his almond cookies on the top of shelf.Don’t tell Monkey.-look at you. -I know, I disgust you.No, I mean, how did you get up there?I don’t know, I guess that… I don’t know, I was getting cookie.Yet you are ten feet off the ground. And you have done a perfect spilt.No, this, this is just an accident.There are no accidents. Come with me.I know you’re trying to be all mystical and kung fuey…But could you at least tell me where we are going?You dragged me all the way here for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of scared tears.The pool is …This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus. This is the birthplace of kung fu.Do you want to learn kung fu?Yeah!Then I am your master.OK!Don’t cry.OK!When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate, you stink. Perhaps, that’s my fault.I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five.I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.Oh, great, because I’m hungry.Good.When you have been trained, you may eat.Let’s begin.After you, panda.Just like that?No sit-ups? Non ten-mile hike?I vowed to train you and you have been trained, you are free to eat. Enjoy.Hey.I said you can free to eat. Have a dumpling.You are free to eat.-Am I? -are you?I’m not hungry. Master.Cut it.Where is the Dragon Warrior?How do you know you’re not looking at her?You think I’m a fool?I know you aren’t the Dragon Warrior. None of you.I heard how he fell of the sky in a ball of fire.That he’s a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.Po, that is his name. Po.Finally, a worthy opponent.Our battle will be legendary.We’ve got this, help her.Monkey.goMantis.Shifu taught you well.But he didn’t teach you everything.You have done well.Done well, done well.I’ve done awesome.The mark of the true hero is humility.Yes, but you have done. awesome.Guys, guys, they’re dead.No, they’re breathing, they’re asleep. But their eyes are open.We were no match for his nerve attach.He’s gotten stronger.Who? Tai Lung, stronger?He is too fast!Sorry Po.I thought we could stop him.He could have killed you.Why didn’t he?So you could come back and strike fear into our heart. But it won’t work.It might. I mean, a little.I am pretty scared.You can defeat him, panda.Are you kidding? If they can’t.They’re five masters. I’m just one me.But you have the one thing that no one else does.You really believe I’m ready?You are…Po.Behold the Dragon Scroll.It’s yours.Wait, what happens when I read it?No one knows but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly’s wing beat. Really, that’s cool.Yes. And see light in the deepest cave.You will feel the universe in motion around you.Can I punch through walls?Can I do a quadruple back flip?-Focus. -Will I…?Focus.Oh, yeah, yeah.Read it. Po, and fulfill your destiny. Read it and become the Dragon Warrior.It’s impossible to open.Oh, come on, baby. Come on now.Thank you, I probably loosened it up for you though.OK, here goes.-It’s blank, -what?-here, look. – no, I’m forbidden to look upon…Blank, I don’t understand.OK, so like…Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all.No, Oogway was wiser than us all.Oh, come on, face it, he pick me by accident.Of course I’m not the Dragon Warrior. Who am I kidding?But who will stop Tai Lung?He’ll destroy everything and everyone.No, Evacuate the valley, you must protect the villager from Tai Lung’s rage.-What about you? Master. – I will fight him.-What? - I can hold him off long enough for every to escape.But, Shifu, he will kill you.Then I will finally have pain for my mistake.Listen to me, all of you.It is time for you to continue your journey without me.I am very proud to have been your master.We’ve got to get them out safely.Come, little one, let’s find your mama.Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis to the north.Crane light the way.Look, it’s the Dragon Warrior.Hey, dad.Po, good to have you back, son.Good to be back.Let’s go, Po.So for our next shop, it’s time to face it. The future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables.No longer the slices.Also, I was thinking, maybe this time we can have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. You like that?Po, I’m sorry if things didn’t work out.It just wasn’t meant to be.Po, forget everything else.Your destiny still awaits.We are noodles folk. Broth runs deep through our veins.I don’t know, Dad.Honestly, sometimes I ca n’t believe I am actually your son.Po, I think it is time I told you something. I should have told you a long time ago. OK.The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup.Come here, The secret ingredient is nothing.Are you heard me? Nothing.There is no secret ingredient!Wait, wait, it’s just plain old noodle soup?You don’t add some kinds of special sauce or something?Don’t have to. To make something special, you just believe it is special.There is no secret ingredient!I have come home. Master.This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master.Yes, you have a new favorite.So where is this Po?Did I scared him off?This battle is between you and me.So that is how it’s going to be?That is how it must to be.I rotted in jail for twenty years because of your weakness.Obeying your master is not weakness.You knew I was the Dragon Warrior.You always knew.But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? What did you do?! Nothing. You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior, that was not my fault.Not your fault?Who fill my head with dreams?Who drove me to train until my bone cracked?Who denied me my destiny?It was never my decision to make!It is now.Give me the scroll.I would rather die.All I ever did, I did to make you proud.Tell me how proud you are. Shifu.Tell me. Tell me.I have always been proud of you.。

电影英文字幕—功夫熊猫(panda)

< Kungfu Panda >Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.I see you like to chew.Maybe you should on my fist.The warrior said anything for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.Enough talk. Let's fight.He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness.My eyes! He's too awesome! And attractive.How can we re-pay you?There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity.Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master.We should hang out.Agreed.But hanging out would have to wait. Cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing that matters and that...Get up! You'll be late for work.Po... Get up!Hey, Po. What are you doing up there?Ahh.. nothing.Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper,Tigress ... Roarrrr! Ahh...Po. Let's go. You're late for work.Coming!Sorry Dad.Sorry doesn't make the Noodles. What were you doing up there? All that noise? Oh...nothing. Just had a crazy dream.About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about?What was I...aah...... I was dreaming about a...Noodles.Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Uhh... Ya, what else would I be dreaming about?Oh, careful. That soup is - sharp!Oh... happy day. My son finally having the noodle dream. You don't know how long I have been waiting for this moment. This is a sign, Po.Uh... a sign of what?You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient,... of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my father who took over from his father. who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong.Dad, dad, dad. It was just a dream.No, it was the Dream.Wu Xiang noodles. Po, broth runs through our veins.But Dad, didn't you ever wanted to do something else? Something, beside noodles. Actually, when I was young and crazy. I thought of running away and learning how to make tofu.So why didn't you?Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha. Tofu! No, we all have our place in this world. My is here and yours is......I know "is here".No, it's tables 2, 5 ,7 and 12. Service with a smile.Well done, students...... if you were trying to disappoint me. Tigress, you need moreferocity. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis...Master Shifu...Master Shifu...What?It...it’s Master Oogway, he wants to see you.Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?So, nothing is wrong?Well, I didn't say that.You were saying?I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return.That is impossible. He's in prison.Nothing is impossible.Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison. Tell them to double the guards, Double the weapons. Double everything. Tai Lung does not leave that prison.Yes, Master Shifu.One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.We have to do something. We can't just have him march in the valley. And take his revenge. He'll, he'll...Your mind is like this water my friend. When it is agitated...... it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.The Dragon's scroll.It is time.But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior.I don't know.Excuse me. Sorry.Oo...oo sorry. Hey, watch it Po.Sorry. Aah... Oop!Sorry, a thousand pardon.What?Master Oogway is choosing a Dragon Warrior, today. Everyone, everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is going to get the Dragon's Scroll. We have been waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl!This is the greatest day in Kung Fu history! Don't worry about it. Just go!Po! Where are you going?To the Jade Palace.But you're forgetting your noodle car. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them.Selling noodles?But Dad. You know I was kind of thinking, maybe I...Ya?I was kind of thinking, maybe I...Ahh...Haa..? Could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad.That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign.Ya... I'm glad I had it.Almost there. What? No! No! No!Sorry Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir.No, I'll bring me back a souvenir.It's a historic day. Isn't it, Master Oogway?Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?Yes, Master Oogway.Now know this, old friend...Whomever I chose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you.Let the tournament begin!No, no, no, wait! I'm coming. Hey! Open the door. Let me in!Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honor to present to you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis. The Furious Five! Ah...Ah...Ahh...They're The Furious Five! Aah..aah... ouch!Warriors prepare!Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle.The thousand tons of fire! Ho...ha...howw!Wow... Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way!Uhh...Oh...ohh! Ah...ah...aah! Hiyaah...ouch!And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.I know!Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior. Hah...butta...No, no, no wait! Yaa...ahh. Ha...ha...haah! Ha...ha...haah.Po! What are you doing?What does it look like I'm doing?Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.But I don't understand, you finally have the noodle dream.I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu...uuu!Oh come on son. Let's get back to work.Heay...okay.Ahh...aahh...aah.Po!...Heay...heay...hey. Oh...Somebody...Oh. What's going on? ______(15 min)... Where?Why are you pointing...? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was?How interesting?Master, are you pointing at me?Him.Who?You.Me?The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.What? What? What? What! Stop, wait. Who told you to...Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress, and that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident.There are no accidents.Forgive us Master. We have failed you.No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you.Wait, wait, wait!I bring a message from Master Shifu.What? Double the guard. Extra precautions. Your prison may not be adequate?You doubt my prison security?Absolutely not! Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom prison is impossible. Impressive, isn't it?Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.One way in. And one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.Take us down.Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh Oh...oo...oh.. Oh my...Behold, Tai Lung.I'll umm...I'll just wait right here.It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready.Hey, tough guy. Did you hear...Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll......and it's not going to be you.What are you doing? Don't get him mad.What is he going to do about it? I've got him completely immobilised. Haa...haa...haa...haa! Oh...Did I step on the wooly kiddy's tail?I'm gonna... I've seen enough. I'm gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about. No, he doesn't. Okay, I'll tell him that.Hmm... Can we please go now?Oh. Wait a second.I think there has been a slight mistake.Err...Everyone seems to think I'm err...Ahh...The sacred Hall of Warriors.No way.Look at this place.Master Flying-Rhino's armour. With authentic battle damage!Wow...the Sword of Heroes.Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking ... Aah!...Oww!The invisible Dragon of Destiny.Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings of that painting.Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha... Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah.. Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh...The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army.Hello? Have you finished sightseeing?Sorry. I should have come to see you first.My patience is running thin. Ohh?Well. I mean, it's not like you are going anywhere.You turn around. Sure.Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500...Master Shifu!... Ooh!... Ohh...whooo... Someone broke that...But I'm going to fix it...I... Do you have some glue... Whooo.... Aah...ouch...ooo! I've a splinter.So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior?Hmm...Ahh, I guess so?Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior...... until you've learned the secret of the Dragon scroll.Wow...so... How does this work?Do you have a ladder? a trampoline or...?Umph...You think it is that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No!I...One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.Someone like me? Yes!Look at you! This fat blob. Flabby arms. Those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. (Hey...whooo...) And utter disregard for personal hygiene. Now, wait a minute.That's a little uncalled for…. Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath. Listen, Oogway said that I was the...Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold.Never... Master Shifu don't...Haa...oh... You know this hold?Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty. Yes.Oh. Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.No, no, no...You know the hardest part of this?...The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm... Okay. Okay, take it easy.Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you,... I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear?Yes, we're clear, we're clear. We are so clear.Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I can't wait to get started.Let's begin.Wait, wait, wait.Now? Yes, now.Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.Okay. Well, I don't know if I can do all of those moves.Well, if we don't try, we will never know, will we?Yes, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.And what level is that?Well you know...I'm not a master, but let's just start at zero.Level zero. There is no such thing as level zero.Hey, maybe I can start with that.That. We use that for training children. And popping the door open when it is hot.But if you insist.Wow... The Furious Five.You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.Ahh...Are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?Hit it.Okay, I mean, I just ate,and so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on.Just hit it.What'd you got? You've got nothing cos' I got it right here.You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the thunder.Come on, crazy feet. What're you going to do about crazy feet?Come on. I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You've never seen Bear style.You've only seen Praying Mantis.Or Monkey style. Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.Would you hit it!Alright. Alright.Why don't you try it again? A little harder.How's that? Oohhh...Oh, that hurts!This will be easier than I thought.Feeling a little nausea... Ouch, ouch, ouch!Oohh... My tenders.How did I do?There is now a level zero.Don't deny that. I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking.Poor guy is going to get himself killed. He is so fighty.The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire.When he walks, the very ground shakes.One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.Yes. Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes.Okay.Great.Ooouuch!Oh hey. Hi. You're up?Am now. I was just..er...someday...eh?The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore.I've had a long day and rather disappointing day, so...er...Ya...I should probably get to sleep now.Ya... Ya...of course. Okay. Thanks.It's just, I'm such a big fan...You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But, you didn't stop. You just,....Oh. Sorry about that.Ahh... Look you don't belong here.Er...I know, I know. You're right.I don't have it. It's just, my whole life, I dream of...No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. Property of Crane.Oh, okay right, right. So...Ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up. We've got big things tomorrow. Alright. You are awesome. The last thing I'm going to say. Okay, bye-bye. What was that?I didn't say anything.Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well.Seem a little bit awkward.Master Tigress, didn't mean to wake you. Just a...You don't belong here.Ah ya...ya, of course...This is your room...I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect of who we are, and what we do, you will be gone by morning.Big fan.I see you've found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.Is that what this is? I'm so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree.I understand, you eat when you are upset.Upset? I'm not upset. Why would I be upset?So, why are you upset?I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking.Probably.And the Five...man, you should have seen them, they totally hate me. Totally. How's Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?I mean I'm not like the Five, I've got no claws. No wings, no venom. Even Mantis got those thingies.Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.Quit. Don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles.You are too concerned with what was and what will be.There's a saying. __________(30 min) Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift.That is why it is called the "present".Oh No! What's happening? To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! Fire Cross-Bow! Fire! Fire!Tai Lung's free. I must warn Shifu.You are not going anywhere. Neither is he!Let go of me.Bring it up!Wait! Bring it back!He's going this way.He won't get far. Archers!We Dead. So very, very dead. Ha..Ha. Not yet, we're not. Now!Can we run now? Yes.I am glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to feel I'm being forgotten. Fly back there and tell them, the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.Good Morning, Master.Panda! Panda! Wake up!Hmm, hmm, hmm... He's quitted.What do we do now Master, with the Panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time...the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.What are you doing here?Haa...hey. Good Morning, Master. I thought I'll warm up a little.You're stuck.Stuck?...No...What?...Stuck?No...This is one of the...Ya...I'm stuck.Help him.Oh dear.Lift me on three. One, two, ....Thank you.Don't mention it.No really. I appreciate it......Ever.You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night.It takes years to develop ones flexibility.And years longer to apply it in combat.Put that down!The only souvenirs we collect down here are bloody knuckles and broken bones. Yaa...ha...ha...ha.Excellent!Let's get started.Are you ready?I was born ready...Oww!Oww!...Oh!. I'm sorry brother. I thought you said you're ready.That was awesome!Let's go again!I've been taking it easy on you Panda ,but no more. Your next opponent......will be me. Alright. Ya...Let's go!Step forth!The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness. And make him suffer for it.Oh yeah.To take his strength and use it against him. Until he finally falls or quits.But a real warrior never quits. Don't worry Master, I'll never quit.If he is smart he won't come back those steps.But he will. He's not going to quit, is he?He's not going to quit bouncing.I'll tell you that.Oouch! I thought you said accupuncture will make me feel better.Trust me it will.It's just not easy finding right nerve points under all this...fat? Fur!I was going to say fur. Sure you were.Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size?So I mean, look at me.I'm over here.Haa...aah...Maybe you should take a look at this again.Ohh... Okay.Oouch!Stop! Stop it!Eee...ouch!I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all. But if I didn't know any better I'll say he's trying to get rid of me.I know he can seem like heartless. Aaahh...!But you know he wasn't always like that.According to legend there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to spy... No... Yes, but that was before...Before what?Before Tai Lung.Aah...ya.We are not really suppose to talk about him.Well if he is going to stay here he should now.Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student. The first to ever master the 1000 scrolls of Kung Fu. And then he turned bad and now he's in jail. ____(40 min)He wasn't just a student.Shifu found him as a cub. And he raised him as his son.And when the boy showed talent in Kung Fu Shifu trained him.He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.It was never enough for Tai Lung.He wanted the Dragon Scroll.But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused.Outraged, Tai Lunglaid waste to the Valley.He tried to take the Scroll by force.And Shifu has to destroy what he had created.But how could he?Shifu loved Tai Lung like he has never love anyone before.What's it?And now he has a chance to make things right.To train the true Dragon Warrior.And he is stuck with you.A big fat Panda who treats it like a joke.Ohh... That's it!Wait! My fault!I accidentally tweaked his facial nerves.And may have also stopped his heart.Inner peace.Inner peace.Inner...in...in...in inner peace.Look whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down.Inner...Quaaa!Oh, Zeng, excellent.I could use some good news now.Aaahh....Master. Master.Hmm...I...I..have ...It's a...It's a very bad news.Aah... Shifu. There's just news. No good or bad.Master, your vision was right. Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He's on his way.That is bad news...... if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. Panda? Master, that Panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here. It was an accident.There are no accidents.Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.Well, that was no accident either.Thrice.My old friend. The Panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you, yours. Until you let go of the illusion of control.Illusion?Yes.Look at this tree, Shifu.I cannot make it blossom when it suits me. Nor make it bear fruit before it's time.But there are things we can control.I can control when the fruit will fall.I can control where to plant the seed.That is no illusion, Master.Ah...yes, but no matter what you doThat seed will grow to be a peach tree.You may wish for an apple or an orange.But you will get a peach.But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung.Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it.But how? How? I need your help, Master.No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me, you will believe. I... I will try.Hmm...Good.My time has come.You must continue your journey without me.What?...what?...what are you...Wait!Master. You can't leave me.You must believe.Master.I'm not scared...yet.Sound like fun. He may be a wolf.You may be the scariest bandit in Harjin Province.But you're a lousy tipper.Really.So, how did you get out of there alive?I mean I didn't actually said that, but I thought it, in my mind.If he could read my mind he would have been like...what?Order up!You like it?This is really good.Now, come on. You should try my dad's secret ingredient soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient.What are you talking about? This is amazing.Wow...you are really a good cook. I wish my mouth was bigger.Tigress, you got to try this.Hmm...It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Gingko leaf and the energy of the universe.I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. I need lard more than dew and the universe juice.What?Oh nothing, Master Shifu.Ha...ha...ha...ha!You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds. and brush your teeth.What is the noise you're making?Laughter?I have never heard of it.Work hard Panda and maybe someday you'll have ears like mine.That's good.Oh...oh, yup.Ears?It's not working for you.I thought they're pretty good.It's Shifu!Of course it's Shifu.What do you think I'm doing?Master Shifu.Aahh...You think this is funny! Tai Lung has escaped from prison! And you all are acting like children!What?He's coming for the Dragon Scroll and you're the only one who can stop him. Ha...and here I am saying you've got no a sense of humour.I am gonna... step down.What? You're serious?And I have to...aaa...not...Master Oogway will stop him.He did it before. He'll do it again.Oogway cannot! Not anymore.Haa?Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.The Panda?Yes, the Panda!Master please, let us stop Tai Lung? This is what you train us for!No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung! It is his! Where did he go?You cannot leave! A real warrior never quit!Watch me!Come on! How am I suppose to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs. You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior.Ouch! You don't believe that!Oh! You never believed that.From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me.Yes, I was!But now I ask you to trust in your Master as I have come to trust in mine.You are not my Master. And I am not the Dragon Warrior.Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you.Yet you stayed.Ya. I stayed.I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my headOr said I smelled, it hurt!But it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me.I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me not me......it was you. The greatest Kung Fu teacher of all of China.But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior. And I will!Come on, Tai Lung is on his way right now.And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here.How are you going to change this into the Dragon Warrior?Hah? How? How? How?I don't know! I do not knowThat's what I thought.This is what she trains for itTigress!Don't try and stop me.We are not trying to stop you.What?We are coming with you.What?I eat when I am upset, okay!Oh! No need to explain.I just thought you might be monkey. He hides his almond cookies in the top-shelf. Don't tell Monkey.Look at you.Yaaa..!I know I disgust you.No, I mean, how did you get up there?I don't know, ... I... I don't know. Just get the cookies.And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and have done a perfect split.No, this? This is just an accident!I know you are trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ee.But could you least tell me where we are going?You drag me all the way out here for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.Uuh?...The pool of...This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus.This is the birth place of Kung Fu.Do you want to learn Kung Fu?YesThen I am your Master.Okay!Don't cry.Okay.When you focus on Kung Fu,when you concentrate, you stink.But perhaps that is my fault.I cannot train you the way I trained the Five.I see now that the way to get through to you is with this.Aah great, cause I am hungry.Good, when you have been trained you may eat.Let's begin.After you, Panda.Just like that.No sit-ups. No, ten-mile hike.I vowed to train you and you've been trained. You are free to eat.EnjoyHey!I said you are free to eat.Have a dumpling.You are free to eat.Am I?Are you?I am not hungry.Master!Cut it!Where is the Dragon Warrior?How do you know you are not looking at her?You think I'm a fool. I know you are not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. But he's a warrior unlike anything in the world has ever seen.Po?So that is his name. Po! Finally, a worthy opponent. The battle will be legendary.We got this, help her.Monkey!Jump!Mantis!Now!Shifu taught you well. But he didn't teach you everything.You have done well, Panda.Done well?Done well!I have done awesome!The mark of a true hero is humility.But yes, you have done awesome.Five?Fives!They're dead.No, they are breathing.They're asleep?No, their eyes are open.We were no match for his nerve attack.He has gotten stronger.Tai Lung?Stronger!He's too fast.Sorry, Po.I thought we could stop him.He could have killed you.Why didn't he?So you can come back here......and strike fear into our hearts. But it won't work. It might. I mean a little. I'm pretty scared.You can defeat him, Panda.Are you kidding?If they can't... They're Five Masters. I'm just one me.But you have the one thing that no one else does,You really believe I'm ready.You are, Po.Behold, the Dragon Scroll. It is yours.Wait.What happens when I read it?No one knows. But legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wings beat. Wow! Really? That's cool.Yes!And see light in the deepest cave. You will feel the universe in motion around you. Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back flip?Focus. Focus. Focus!Oh, ya...yah.Read it, Po. And fulfill your destiny. Read it and become the Dragon Warrior. Wow...!It's impossible to open.Thank you.Probably, loosen it up for you.Okay, here goes. Aargh...!It's blank.What?Here, look.No, I am forbidden to look upon it.Blank!I don't...I don't understand.Okay. So like Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all.No. Oogway was wiser than us all.Oh, come on. Face it. He picked me by accident. Of course I'm not Dragon Warrior. Who am I kidding?But who will stop Tai Lung? He will destroy everything. And everyone.No. Evacuate the Valley. You must protect the villagers...... from Tai Lung's rage. What about you, Master?。

功夫熊猫-英文版全部台词

Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
the dragon scroll
it is time
but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior
I don’t know
actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
so why didn’t you
oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
that is impossible , he’s in prison
nothing is impossible
zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison

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SubtitleLegend legendary Foes (opponent) chew on（考虑）(the warrior said nothing ,for his mouth was full.) Swallow enough talk(少说废话) shashabooey that his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness. He is too awesome. Attractive how can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractive ( 凶猛帅气本是天生) bodacity never before had a panda been so feared. ---We should hang out.（闲逛）---agreed demon（恶魔，邪恶的人）that’s only one thing that matters. You will be late for work. What are you doing up there? Nothing monkey mantis crane viper tigress. Coming(就来了) sorry doesn’t make the noodles. What were you doing up there? all that noise. I just had a crazy dream. About what? What else would I be dreaming about? That soup is sharp. You don’t know how long I have been waiting for the moment. This is a sign.(好兆头)you are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. Then you will fullfil your destiny and take over the restaurant. mahJong we are noodle folk, broth(肉汤，液体培养基)runs through our veins. Didn’t you ever want to do something else? I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. A stupid dream we all have our place in this world.Service with a smile.Well done! You need more ferocity（凶猛，残忍，暴行）.Greater speed. Subtlety（微妙，敏锐，精明）master oogway you summoned me. Why must something wrong for me to want to see my old friend? I have had a vision. Nothing is impossible. Guard weapon one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.We can’t let him march on(前进，进攻) the valley, take his revenge. Your mind is like the water,when it is agitated（焦虑，激动，不安）,it becomes difficult to see. The dragons’scroll who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? Watch it suck it up.（别抱怨，算了吧，忍耐）A thousand pardons. Bow you’re forgetting your noodle cart. Bean buns they are about to go bad. There is spots at the top. We will bring you back a souvenir. It is a historic day. Tournament（锦标赛）let me in . it is my great honor to present to you peeky-hole ready for battle get out of the way（让开，避开）you have not seen anything yet face iron oxand his blades of death I sense the dragon warrior is among us. I lied. What’s going on?I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was. Are you pointing at me? The universe has brought us the dragon warrior. That flabby panda can’t possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to point at tigress and that thing fell in front of her. There are no accidents. Forgive us we have failed you. If the panda has not quit by morning,then I will have failed you. Extra precaution your prison may not be adequate. You doubt my prison security. Absolutely not. I am just the messenger. Impressive . take us down behold（瞧看）I am just gonna wait right here（就是这里）(我就在这里等着好了). It’s perfectly safe. Crossbow tough guy don’t get him mad what’s he gonna do about it?i have got him completely immobilized. Tailwait a second I think there’s been a slight mistake. The sacred（神圣的）hall of warriors armor（装甲，盔甲）authentic（真正的）battle damage sword invisible I’ve only seen paintings（印刷品）of that painting. the legendary urn(瓮，骨灰盒)of whispering warriors. Have you finished sight-seeing（观光）? I should have come to you frist. My patience is wearing thin. Would you turn around? Fix it glue I guess so . ladder trampoline （蹦床）you think it’s that easy? Secret to limitless power one must firstmaster the highest level of kung fu. This fat butt, flabby arms those are sensitive in the flabby parts. This ridiculous belly. And utter disregard for personal hygiene.（卫生，卫生学）That’s uncalled for（不适当的，没有理由的）. Don’t stand that close, I can smell your breath. Developed by master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty(秦朝).Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky. The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Take it easy. Now listen closely.Maybe we can find something more suited to my level. What level is that? Let’s just start at zero. Prop(支撑，支持)the door open when it is hot you are bigger than your action figures.（人形公仔，动作玩偶）Go ahead show us what you can do. Are they gonna watch,or I wait till they get back to work? Digest you pick on my friends? I am coming at you with crazy feet. Blur how’s that?(怎么样) I am feeling a little nauseous （令人作呕的，厌恶的）.My tenders how did I do?There’s no words.(我都无语了)no denying that.(可不是吗)the poor guy’s gonna get himself killed. Mighty（有势力的，有力的，很）toes that kung fu stuff is hard work, are your biceps sore? I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day. I am such a big fan. You guys were amazing at the battle of weeping river. Outnumbered（寡不敌众）a thousand to one(以一敌千),but you didn’t stop. Sorry about that. Property of crane. Sleep well that seemed a little awkward. I didn’t mean to wake you. You are a disgrace to kung fu. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. you eat when you are upset. I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. Claw wing venom（毒液，使有毒）you are too concerned with what was and what will be. There’s a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the “present”.What’s happening? Fire crossbows. He is coming this way/ archer commander （指挥官）all we can do is resume（做简历讲时另作读音；重新开始，继续）our training and trust that in time. Reveal warm up stuck（卡住）maybe on three(数到三)) don’t metion it ever(永远=打住) you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop one’s flexibility. And years longer to apply it in combat. Put that down. I’ve been taking it easy on you,but no more. Step forth. The true path to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness. Bounce (跳弹) acupuncture (针灸) right nerve point he is trying to inspire me. Get rid of me heartless(铁石心肠) there was once a time when shifu actually used to smile. We are not really supposed to talk about him. He turned bad jail cub（幼兽）he told him he was destined for greatness. Outraged he tried to take the scroll by force. Shifu had to destroy what he had created. Shifu loved him like he had never loved anyone before.Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down He wasn’t meant to be（命中注定）here. Thrice illusion I can’t make it blossom when It suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time. Plant the seed nurture promise me my time has comewolf scariest banditin a lousy(讨厌的) tipper（给小费的人）you are a really good cook, I wish my mouth was bigger. Dew of ginkgo leaf（银杏叶）and the energy of the universe. Brush your teeth how am I supposed to beat him?Throw a brick at my head no need to explain. I thought you might be monkey. he hides the almond(杏仁，杏树) cookies on the top shelf. I disgust you. How did you get up there? You are ten feet off the ground. An accident（名词：意外）could you at least tell me where we are going? You dragged me . we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears. This is the place where oogway unraveled（解决，阐明，散开）the mysteries.（注：unrevealed=未揭露的）This is the birth place of kung fu. Concentrate you stink（臭味，讨厌的人，招人讨厌）sit-up(仰卧起坐) ten-mile hike I vowed （发誓，郑重宣告）to train you, and you have been trained, you are free to eat. Have a dumpling.You think I am a fool? Our battle will be legendary.I have done awesome.（了不起）The mark of a true hero is humility.（谦卑，谦逊）We were no match for（不是…的对手）his nerve attach.(点穴) so you could come back and strike fear into（使感到害怕）our hearts. but it won’t work. Scared you can defeat him. Behold the dragon scroll . can I punch through（穿通现象）walls/ I probably loosened it up for you though. It is blank. I am forbidden to look upon. Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all（毕竟，终究）. He picked me by accident. Evacuate（疏散，撤退，排泄）the valley. You must protect the villagers from his rage.I will fight him. I can hold him off long enough. It is time for you to continue your journey without me. I am very proud to have been your master. Gather the southern farmers light the way slice I am sorry if things didn’t work out. Your destiny still awaits. honestly the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is nothing. You don’t add some kind of special sauce (酱油，沙司，调味品)or something? To make something special,you just believe it’s special.There is no secret ingredient.This is no longer your home.Did I scare him off? I rotted in jail for 20years because of your weakness. Obey（服从）you are not meant to be the dragon warrior. Crack I would rather die. Blind me I don’t want your apology.（名词，道歉）Buddy（伙伴）don’t tempt（诱惑）me . lightning I am gonna pee.（尿，撒尿）You are bluffing.（欺骗，吓唬）Nope （不是，不，没有）I figured it out.（搞明白）Skadoosh i defeated him. It is as oogway foretold. You idiot?I am simply at peace. Want to get something to eat??/ yeah Jackie chan。