小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)Leavethecolor把颜色留下
小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼餐会
小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）：
The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会
The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。
他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。
门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。
”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪！”吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”
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小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)YouShoulLearntoBemorepolite你应该学礼貌点
You Shoul Learn to Be more polite你应该学礼貌点You Shoul Learn to Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。
当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？”Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？”Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。
”Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" 比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”英语单词短语学习：1 steaksn. 牛排；肉排；鱼排eg:The steak was so tough that he couldn't eat it.那牛排硬得他没法吃。
短语Rump Steak 大块牛排 ; 牛腿排 ; 牛后腿肉 ; 臀部的牛排Chuck Steak 头肩肉筋 ; 牛肩胛肉 ; 牛肩胛肉排 ; 牛肩胛肉小排Steak tartare 鞑靼牛肉 ; 鞑靼牛排 ; 有牛肉它它filet steak 菲力牛排 ; 菲力牛肉片 ; 菲力牛扒Frying steak 可煎食的大片牛排 ; 牛排 ; 可煎食的大片牛肉片 ; 可煎食的Pepper steak 青椒肉丝 ; 青椒牛 ; 黑胡椒牛排 ; 青椒牛肉fish steak 鱼排 ; 软煎鱼排 ; 牛排 ; 肉排fillet steak 里脊扒 ; 里脊肉牛排 ; 菲力牛排 ; 里脊排Rum steak 罗马尼亚式牛肉扒词组短语sirloin steak沙朗牛排，菲力牛排beef steak牛排steak knife切肉排的刀fillet steak菲力牛排；里脊扒；里脊肉牛排t-bone steak带T形骨的腰部嫩牛排fish steak鱼排；软煎鱼排2 whining about发牢骚eg:Before you start griping or whining about something, remind yourself of a very important reality: no one wants to hear it!在你开始抱怨或发牢骚前，别忘了这样一个重要的事实：没人喜欢听你的牢骚！3 whiningv. 抱怨（whine的ing形式）；发牢骚eg:He could hear her dog barking and whining in the background. 他能听到她的狗在远处吠叫哀鸣。
小学英语 英语故事(幽默故事)You Shoul Learn to Be more polite你应该学礼貌点
You Shoul Learn to Be more polite你应该学礼貌点You Shoul Learn to Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。
当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？”Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？”Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。
”Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" 比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”英语单词短语学习：1 steaksn. 牛排；肉排；鱼排eg:The steak was so tough that he couldn't eat it.那牛排硬得他没法吃。
短语Rump Steak 大块牛排 ; 牛腿排 ; 牛后腿肉 ; 臀部的牛排Chuck Steak 头肩肉筋 ; 牛肩胛肉 ; 牛肩胛肉排 ; 牛肩胛肉小排Steak tartare 鞑靼牛肉 ; 鞑靼牛排 ; 有牛肉它它filet steak 菲力牛排 ; 菲力牛肉片 ; 菲力牛扒Frying steak 可煎食的大片牛排 ; 牛排 ; 可煎食的大片牛肉片 ; 可煎食的Pepper steak 青椒肉丝 ; 青椒牛 ; 黑胡椒牛排 ; 青椒牛肉fish steak 鱼排 ; 软煎鱼排 ; 牛排 ; 肉排fillet steak 里脊扒 ; 里脊肉牛排 ; 菲力牛排 ; 里脊排Rum steak 罗马尼亚式牛肉扒词组短语sirloin steak沙朗牛排，菲力牛排beef steak牛排steak knife切肉排的刀fillet steak菲力牛排；里脊扒；里脊肉牛排t-bone steak带T形骨的腰部嫩牛排fish steak鱼排；软煎鱼排2 whining about发牢骚eg:Before you start griping or whining about something, remind yourself of a very important reality: no one wants to hear it!在你开始抱怨或发牢骚前，别忘了这样一个重要的事实：没人喜欢听你的牢骚！3 whiningv. 抱怨（whine的ing形式）；发牢骚eg:He could hear her dog barking and whining in the background. 他能听到她的狗在远处吠叫哀鸣。
小学英语幽默故事荟萃(英汉对照)
英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That‟s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That‟s why he‟s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don‟t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him …The Boss.‟”老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
小学英语英语故事童话故事TheLittleGreenOnes小小的绿东西
The Little Green Ones 小小的绿东西A rose tree drooped in the window. Not so long ago it was green and blooming, but now it looked sickly - something was wrong with it. A regiment of invaders were eating it up; and, by the way, it was a very decent and respectable regiment, dressed in green uniforms. I spoke to one of the invaders; he was only three days old but already a grandfather. Do you know what he said? Well, what he said is all true - he spoke of himself and the rest of the invaders. Listen!"We're the strangest regiment of creatures in the world! Our young ones are born in the summertime, for the weather is pleasant then. We're engaged and have the wedding at once. When it gets cold we lay our eggs, and the little ones are snug and warm. The ant, that wisest of creatures (we have a great deal of respect for him!), studies us and appreciates us. He doesn't eat us up all at once; instead, he takes our eggs and lays them out on the ground floor of his and his family's anthill - stores layer after layer of them, all labeled and numbered, side by side, so that every day a new one may creep out of the egg. Then he keeps us in a stable, pinches our hind legs, and milks us, and then we die. It is really a great pleasure. The ants have the prettiest name for us - `little milch cow!'"All creatures who have the common sense that the ant has call us that; it's only humans who don't, and that is an insult great enough to embitter all our lives. Couldn't you write us a protest against it? Couldn't you put those people in their right place? They look at us so stupidly, look at us with jealous eyes, just because we eat rose leaves, while they eat everything that's created, everything that is green or grows. Oh, they give us the most despicable, the most distasteful name: I won't even repeat it! Ugh! It turns my stomach; no, I won't repeat it - at least not when I'm wearing my uniform, and I am always wearing my uniform!"I was born on a rose leaf. My whole regiment and I live off the rose tree; but then it lives again in us, who are of a higher order of beings. Humans detest us! They come and kill us with soapsuds - that's a horrible drink! I seem to smell it even now; it's dreadful to be washed when you're born not to be washed. Man, you who look at us with your stupid soapsud eyes, consider what our place in nature is; consider our artistic way of laying eggs and breeding children! We have been blessed to accomplish and multiply! We are born on the roses and we die in the roses - our whole life is a lovely poem. Don't call us by that name which you yourself think most despicable and ugly - the name I can't bear to speak or to repeat! Instead, call us the ants' milch cows, the rose-tree regiment, the little green ones!"And I, the man, stood looking at the tree and at the little green ones - whose name I'll not mention, for I shouldn't like to hurt the feelings of a citizen of the rose tree, a large family with eggs and youngsters. And the soapsuds I was going to wash them in, for I had come with soap and water and evil intentions - I'll blow it to foam and use it for soap bubbles instead. Look at the splendor! Perhaps there's a fairy tale in each. And the bubble grows so large with radiant colors, looking as if there were a silver pearl lying inside it!The bubble swayed, and drifted to the door, and burst; but the door sprung wide open, and there was Mother Fairy Tale herself! Yes, now she will tell you better than I can about - I won't say the name - the little green ones."Tree lice!" said Mother Fairy Tale. "You should call things by their right names; if you do not always dare to do so, you should at least be able to do it in a fairy tale!"。
小学二年级英语小故事（三篇）
【导语】英语故事会出现学⽣认识或是不认识的单词，⽽这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆，这种记忆不同于⼀般的死记硬背，⽽是在潜移默化中，让学⽣记住单词，并且不枯燥。
以下是整理的《⼩学⼆年级英语⼩故事（三篇）》，希望帮助到您。
【初冬的树】 Early in the morning into the opaque campus. The campus is so cold, few alumni stroll in the empty campus, I never more than now realized the stillness of the early winter and summer... "Pa -" a wonderful voice, I looked back, curiously unknowingly amazing up - walk path covered with dark red "blanket". They are so beautiful, full of fantasy color. I pushed the car continued to walk forward, puzzled: why autumn leaves fall scene will appear in the winter? With this question, I put down the car, went to the playground, the scene here let me once again slightly open mouth, bridging the surprise. Xu had not often watch! I have never found that leaves ground scene has quietly come. Walk on by two "my fair lady", in an instant, mute into a symphony, listen to: "tickle, when -" is deciduous in singing. I looked down to greet it. It is when to come to my here? I looked up, a kind of "victory YanLiu of the emperor" beauty presented in sight: the tree gently move hands, say goodbye to the phase when the director leaves, they are filled with. At this point, the depression of solitary tree standing in front of my eyes, they also had strong, spring and summer season, the greenery of the stage. The green, robust tree is what people admire. Now - no, the tree is to feel appreciated, though they said goodbye to the decoration - green leaves, but still let people enjoy its imposing and magnificent, which is irreplaceable by green. Trees, autumn and winter, when the leaves fall, a terrible, still do not break... Back in the car, I recalled just walked through the scene, to savor. I finally know, winter, autumn, spring and summer when the tree is beautiful. Autumn winter, its leaves leave the tree, they will come back, then, is once again flourishing -spring and summer. So, also afraid to see the beauty of the scene? 清晨，步⼊伸⼿不见五指的校园。
剑桥少儿英语一级课文翻译：我们的颜色展会
I'm learning colours. 我在学习颜⾊。
I become smart. 我变得聪明。
I put the colours in my head. 我把颜⾊记在脑⼦⾥。
I know them all by heart. 我⽤⼼认识所有的颜⾊。
Red is an apple. 红⾊是苹果。
Red is a rose. 红⾊是玫瑰。
Red is the colour of funny clown's nose. 红⾊是有趣⼩丑的⿐⼦。
Green is a pear. 绿⾊是梨。
Green is a tree. 绿⾊是树。
Green is the grass under both my feet. 绿⾊是在我双脚下的草。
Yellow is the sun. 黄⾊是太阳。
Yellow is the star. 黄⾊是星星。
Yellow is the lemon painted on my car. 黄⾊是我车上画的柠檬。
Brown is a dog. 棕⾊是⼩狗。
Brown is a bear. 棕⾊是熊。
Brown is the colour of a Barbie doll's hair. 棕⾊是芭⽐娃娃头发的颜⾊。
Blue is a shirt. 蓝⾊是衬衫。
Blue are his eyes. 蓝⾊是他的眼睛。
Blue is the sky where big plane flies. 蓝⾊是⼤飞机飞翔的天空。
Black is a sheep. ⿊⾊是⽺。
Black is a kite. ⿊⾊是风筝Black is a big cat catching mice at night. ⿊⾊是⼤猫追逐⽼⿏的晚上。
Which coloured parrot do you like? 你喜欢哪个颜⾊的鹦鹉?I like this blue parrot. 我喜欢这只蓝⾊的鹦鹉。
小学英语英语故事(儿童故事)TheFlax
The FlaxA long time ago, there was a flower called 'Flax'. " I am so happy. No one is happier than me in the world."A leaf of grass said to the Flax. "You don't know anything about the world. Do you know how painful it is to live here?" "That's not true! I've never seen more beautiful flowers than me. I am so happy now."One day, people came and pulled up the Flax's stem. It hurt her badly, but she thought to herself, 'One good day, one bad day. It's okay. Just be brave!' But the people put her in water and broke her."Well, that's all right. I used to be happy. I can get over this little pain.'" After tolerating all the pain, she became great linen. "I am lucky! I became very beautiful because I endured the suffering. I am so happy."A few days later, the linen was cut with scissors and pricked by needles. However, the linen endured the pain. After the pain, she became a great suit of clothes."Look at me! I am a great suit of clothes. Finally I became a useful thing."A few years later, she was almost worn-out.She had to suffer the pain of being torn into pieces. Then, the Flax became a fine and white piece of paper. 'People write letters on my body. I am so lucky.' Next, she happened to be sent to a printing shop, and then, she was published as hundreds of books. 'I am going to live my life with everybody's respect and attention.I am very happy.'After a while, she was thrown away into a bathtub. 'After hard work all day long, I should take a rest. Maybe I will be sent to a better place in the future like the way I have been in the past.'One day, the paper was put into a fireplace. 'Ouch! This is too hot! But I have to put up with this for more happy days.' The Flax lived with a joyful and appreciating attitude towards her life.1。
小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)DoyouthinkI'mstupid你以为我傻啊
Do you think I'm stupid?你以为我傻啊Do you think I'm stupid? 你以为我傻啊？Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.Mike 和Bob正在屋顶上铺设瓦片，突然一阵大风把他们的梯子吹倒了。
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down,and then you can pick up the ladder."Mike说：“我有个主意，我们把你扔下去，然后你就可以把梯子捡起来了。
”"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."“哼，你以为我傻啊？我也有个主意，我点着手电筒，你可以沿着灯柱爬下去。
”"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."“哼，你以为我傻啊？如果我爬到一半你把手电关了，我怎么办？！”英语单词学习：1 stupidadj. 愚蠢的；麻木的；乏味的n. 傻瓜，笨蛋eg：I'll never do anything so stupid again.我再也不会做这么愚蠢的事了。
短语Stupid boy 笨小孩 ; 蠢男孩 ; 这个上文全部翻译过了 ; 讨厌的男人stupid girl 愚蠢的女孩 ; 傻女孩啊 ; 愚蠢女孩 ; 这女孩真傻Stupid woman 愚蠢的女人 ; 傻女人 ; 笨女人 ; 傻女子Stupid Invaders 愚蠢的入侵者 ; 愚蠢的侵略者Stupid Intro 有只傻仔跌落水stupid ass 傻了吧唧 ; 笨驴 ; 多么愚蠢的驴 ; 蠢驴You stupid 你真笨 ; 你最笨 ; 你才傻 ; 你狠笨Stupid Dream 唱片名 ; 傻梦想 ; 蓝调摇滚 ; 吉他摇滚Stupid husband 笨蛋 ; 丈夫愚蠢 ; 愚蠢的丈夫 ; 笨蛋老公2 laddern. 阶梯；途径；梯状物vi. 成名；发迹vt. 在……上装设梯子eg：He climbed the ladder to the next deck.他登上梯子爬到了上一层甲板。
小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)Iamactinglikealady我要表现得象位女士
I am acting like a lady我要表现得象位女士I am acting like a lady我要表现得象位女士One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。
But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed. 但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。
他尽力忍耐着。
后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman?" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour.“你干嘛？”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。
From now on， I am acting like a lady."从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。
”英语单词学习：1 plowvi. [农机] 犁；耕地；破浪前进；开路vt. [农机] 犁；耕；开路n. [农机] 犁；似犁的工具；北斗七星eg:He teamed one horse and one cow to a plow.他把一匹马和一头牛套在犁上。
万圣节的英语鬼屋游戏和恐怖故事
万圣节的英语鬼屋游戏和恐怖故事Halloween English: Haunted House Games and Terrifying Tales万圣节的英语鬼屋游戏和恐怖故事As the leaves change color and the air turns crisp, Halloween enthusiasts all around the world eagerly await the arrival of October 31st. This day is not only a celebration of all things spooky and supernatural, but also a time to engage in exciting activities that send shivers down our spines. In this article, we will explore the thrilling world of Halloween English, specifically focusing on haunted house games and terrifying tales that bring chills and thrills to our festivities.万圣节的到来让全世界的万圣节爱好者期待不已。
这一天不仅是一场关于恐怖和超自然事物的庆典，也是我们参与令人毛骨悚然的刺激活动的时刻。
在本文中，我们将探索万圣节英语的激动人心的世界，重点关注带给我们恐怖和惊悚感的鬼屋游戏和恐怖故事。
Haunted House Games鬼屋游戏Haunted house games are popular during Halloween season, offering an adrenaline-pumping and spine-chilling experience for participants. These games often involve solving puzzles and riddles while navigating through a simulated haunted house. Let's explore a few haunted house games that are guaranteed to give you goosebumps.鬼屋游戏在万圣节季节非常流行，为参与者提供了一种让人兴奋、背脊发凉的体验。
市中区二小小学英语 英语故事童话故事The Little Green Ones 小小的绿东西
The Little Green Ones 小小的绿东西A rose tree drooped in the window. Not so long ago it was green and blooming, but now it looked sickly - something was wrong with it. A regiment of invaders were eating it up; and, by the way, it was a very decent and respectable regiment, dressed in green uniforms. I spoke to one of the invaders; he wasonly three days old but already a grandfather. Do you know what he said? Well, what he said is all true - he spoke of himself and the rest of the invaders. Listen!"We're the strangest regiment of creatures in the world! Our young ones areborn in the summertime, for the weather is pleasant then. We're engaged andhave the wedding at once. When it gets cold we lay our eggs, and the littleones are snug and warm. The ant, that wisest of creatures (we have a great deal of respect for him!), studies us and appreciates us. He doesn't eat us up allat once; instead, he takes our eggs and lays them out on the ground floor ofhis and his family's anthill - stores layer after layer of them, all labeledand numbered, side by side, so that every day a new one may creep out of the egg. Then he keeps us in a stable, pinches our hind legs, and milks us, andthen we die. It is really a great pleasure. The ants have the prettiest namefor us - `little milch cow!'"All creatures who have the common sense that the ant has call us that; it's only humans who don't, and that is an insult great enough to embitter all our lives. Couldn't you write us a protest against it? Couldn't you put thosepeople in their right place? They look at us so stupidly, look at us with jealous eyes, just because we eat rose leaves, while they eat everything that's created, everything that is green or grows. Oh, they give us the most despicable, the most distasteful name: I won't even repeat it! Ugh! It turns my stomach; no, I won't repeat it - at least not when I'm wearing my uniform, andI am always wearing my uniform!"I was born on a rose leaf. My whole regiment and I live off the rose tree; but then it lives again in us, who are of a higher order of beings. Humans detestus! They come and kill us with soapsuds - that's a horrible drink! I seem to smell it even now; it's dreadful to be washed when you're born not to be washed. Man, you who look at us with your stupid soapsud eyes, consider what our placein nature is; consider our artistic way of laying eggs and breeding children! We have been blessed to accomplish and multiply! We are born on the roses andwe die in the roses - our whole life is a lovely poem. Don't call us by that name which you yourself think most despicable and ugly - the name I can't bearto speak or to repeat! Instead, call us the ants' milch cows, the rose-tree regiment, the little green ones!"And I, the man, stood looking at the tree and at the little green ones - whose name I'll not mention, for I shouldn't like to hurt the feelings of a citizenof the rose tree, a large family with eggs and youngsters. And the soapsuds I was going to wash them in, for I had come with soap and water and evilintentions - I'll blow it to foam and use it for soap bubbles instead. Look at the splendor! Perhaps there's a fairy tale in each. And the bubble grows so large with radiant colors, looking as if there were a silver pearl lying inside it!The bubble swayed, and drifted to the door, and burst; but the door sprung wide open, and there was Mother Fairy Tale herself! Yes, now she will tell youbetter than I can about - I won't say the name - the little green ones."Tree lice!" said Mother Fairy Tale. "You should call things by their right names; if you do not always dare to do so, you should at least be able to do it in a fairy tale!"玛蒂娜·纳芙拉蒂诺娃martina navratilova： 20 wimbledon titles玛蒂娜·纳芙拉蒂诺娃：20次温布尔登网球赛冠军in 2003， martina navratilova， a 46-year-old naturalized american， and her indian partner， leander paes， captured the mixed doubles championships at wimbledon. the win made navratilova the oldest player ever to win at wimbledon and， even more remarkably， it was her 20th wimbledon title.2003年，46岁的纳芙拉蒂诺娃和印度搭档佩斯出现在了英国温布尔登网球公开赛的双打赛场上。
小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)Leavethecolor把颜色留下
Leave the color把颜色留下Leave the color 把颜色留下Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company几年前，人们从当地的电话公司租用电话时and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model.只要选择额外一次性地付一点钱就能拿到一个彩色的电话机。
One customer, who had had his phone for some time,有一名顾客在电话用了一些日子后忘记了这个规则。
forgot how this worked.当我去中断他的电话服务时，When I was disconnecting his service,他不让我把电话机带走。
he objected to my leaving with his phone.“那是我的电话机”，他生气地说"That's mine," he said angrily. "I paid for it."“我付了钱的。
”"No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone," I explained.不是，先生，你付的是颜色的钱，不是手机。
我给他解释。
"Okay, take the phone," he said calmly, "but leave the color."“那好，把电话拿走吧，”他平静地说，“但颜色得留。
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小学英语 英语故事(幽默故事)They' re all in the same at
They' re all in the same at
They' re all in the same at
同舟共济
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper,and the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks,cast lines and reeled in their catch.A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. "Oh, yes,they're my friendsl" "ln that case,n the police officer warned him, "you had better get them out of here．""Yes,Sir!"the man replied,andhe began rowing furiously.
有三个男人坐在公园的长椅上，中间那位在看报纸，另外两位则假装在钓鱼，他们用假想的鱼钩挂饵、抛出钓鱼线，再收线拉回他们钓到的东西。
一位警察路过这里，他停下来看着这奇怪的一幕，然后问中间这个人是否认识其他两位。
“喔，是的，他们是我的朋友！”警察于是警告他说：“既然如此，你最好把他们带走。
”他回答：“是，警案先生I"然后开始奋力地划船。
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小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)YouCanMarryAnyoneofThem你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚
小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）：You Can Marry Anyone of Them 你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚You Can Marry Anyone of Them 你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.一天，一个女孩把男孩子带回家见父亲，说要跟这个男孩结婚。
After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.她父亲跟男孩谈了一会之后，对她说她不能嫁给这个男孩，因为男孩跟她其实是同父异母的兄弟。
The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.之后，女孩又认识了另外四个男孩并一一带回家见父亲，请求父亲同意他们结婚She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"但结果都是一样，这些男孩竟然跟她都是同父异母！女孩真的是被气坏了。
她跟母亲说，“妈，你这一辈子到底是怎么过的？爸爸在镇上到处胡搞，现在我都谈到第五个男孩了，但现在一个都不能嫁，因为他们最后都是跟我一个爸爸”！Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."女孩说完，她母亲回答说，“亲爱的，不用担心，你可以跟他们中的任何一个结婚，你爸爸其实也，也不是你的亲爹”。
小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)SixorTwelve六还是十二
小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）：Six or Twelve?六还是十二Six or Twelve?六还是十二?A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” said the blonde. “I don ‘t think I could ever eat twelve.”一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。
“噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。
”女郎说，“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。
”英语单词短语学习：1 blonde adj. 亚麻色的；金色的；白皙的；白肤金发碧眼的短语So Blonde 金发美女 ; 金发桑妮 ; 金发莎莉 ; 金发女郎Blonde Ambition 美眉的野心 ; 金发野心 ; 金发女的野心 ; 她的野心Platinum Blonde 铂金头发 ; 白金镶边 ; 金发女郎blonde lace 丝带 ; 原色丝花边blonde Joke 金发女郎笑话 ; 我们再来看几个笑话Blonde Wood 白色木香Blonde Humor 金发女郎幽默autumn blonde 金秋色 ; 秋季金发Blonde Wig 金色假发2 pizza parlor 必胜客 n. a shop where pizzas are made and sold。
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Leave the color把颜色留下
Leave the color 把颜色留下
Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company
几年前，人们从当地的电话公司租用电话时
and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model.
只要选择额外一次性地付一点钱就能拿到一个彩色的电话机。
One customer, who had had his phone for some time,
有一名顾客在电话用了一些日子后忘记了这个规则。
forgot how this worked.
当我去中断他的电话服务时，
When I was disconnecting his service,
他不让我把电话机带走。
he objected to my leaving with his phone.
“那是我的电话机”，他生气地说
"That's mine," he said angrily. "I paid for it."
“我付了钱的。
”
"No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone," I explained.
不是，先生，你付的是颜色的钱，不是手机。
我给他解释。
"Okay, take the phone," he said calmly, "but leave the color."
“那好，把电话拿走吧，”他平静地说，“但颜色得留。
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