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Season 1 Transcripts第一季目录1 Help Wanted 急征店员2 Bubble stand 吹泡泡3 Jelly fishing 捉水母4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors 挑拨离间5 Pizza Delivery 外送披萨6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 海超人与大洋游侠7 Hall Monitor 纠察队长8 Sandy's Rocket 珊迪的火箭9 Nature Pants 回归自然10 Culture Shock 才艺表演11 Muscle Bob Buff Pants 超级猛男12 The Chaperone 欢乐舞会13 Scaredy Pants 胆小鬼14 SB-129 时空旅行15 Sleepy Time 睡觉时间16 Valentine's Day 情人节17 Arrgh! 寻宝游戏18 Texas 想家的珊迪19 Fools in April 愚人节20 Hooky 逃学人物介绍：海绵宝宝(Sponge Bob)小蜗(Gary)派大星(Patrick)珊迪(Sandy Cheeks)章鱼哥(Squid ward)蟹老板(Mr.Crab)泡芙阿姨(Mrs.Puff)珍珍(Pearl Krabs)痞老板(Plankton)1 *Help Wanted*DialogueAnnouncer: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life, home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. (The giant foghorn wakes up SpongeBob)Spongebob: Today's the big day, Gary!Gary: Meow!Spongebob: Look at me! I'm naked! (Gets His Pants On) Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.Gary: Meow!Spongebob: (SpongeBob tries to throw a weight) I'M READY!! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!Starfish: Go SpongeBob!SpongeBob: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, Home of the Krabby Patty. With a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line,and I can't do this! (he runs, but Patrick blocks his way) Patrick!Patrick: Where do you think you're going?SpongeBob: I was just....Patrick: (cutting him off) No you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!SpongeBob: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!Patrick: Whose first words were, "May I take your order?"SpongeBob: Mine were.Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?SpongeBob: I did.Patrick: Who's a.... (thinks) ....uh, who's.... (thinks even harder) ....who's a big yellow cube with holes?SpongeBob: I am!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready? (Does a split)SpongeBob: I'm ready!! (with his confidence restored, he runs toward the restaurant. There, An Octopus is spraying the glass windows to eliminate graffiti of himself with the word 'Loser.' He sees SpongeBob.)Octopus: Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?SpongeBob: (in background) Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go self! Go self! (The Octopus noticed the 'Help Wanted' sign and runs inside.)Octopus: Mr. Krabs! (cut to the ordering window, where Mr. Krabs is smelling a handful of money. Squidward runs up to him) Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you... (too late.)SpongeBob: (off-screen) Permission to come aboard, captain! (cut to SpongeBob, casting a shadow across the restaurant) (manly voice) I've been training my whole life for the day I could finally join the Krusty Krew, (regular voice) And now I'm ready. (while walking, he accidentally steps on a nail. He trips and bounces all over the last. The Octopus and Mr. Krabs just stare at each other. SpongeBob finally comes to a stop) So, uh, when do I start?Krabs: Well lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs.SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Squidward! He'll vouch for me.(Krabs and Squidward walk to the corner, where Squidward puts it plain and simple.)Squidward: No. (Krabs winks. The two walk back over.)Krabs: Well lad, we'll give you a test and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew! Go fetch me... (SpongeBob pulls out a notepad) a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula with, ah, port-and-starboard-attachments, and turbo drive! And don't come back till you get one! (Krabs puts a Krusty Krab hat on SpongeBob. SpongeBob, overjoyed, looks at himself in the mirror. He then gets serious)SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain! (reading) One hydrodynamic spatula, port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up sir! (he leaves)Krabs: Hurry on! (to Squidward) We'll never see that lad again.Squidward: You're terrible! A hydro-what? (the two laugh. Cut to outside, where SpongeBob walks off. Just then, five boats come and encircle around the restaurant. The doors open. Cut to Squidward and Krabs still laughing. Krabs stops, then Squidward.)Krabs: That sounded like hatch doors! (Krabs smells something, then close in on his wiggling eyes.) Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells? smelly. (his eyes bug open) (silently) Anchovies.Squidward: What?Krabs: Anchovies (the anchovies come in, hoards of them, just swarming and swarming. Squidward tries to maintain some order)Squidward: Please, please, quiet! (the anchovies stop bickering) Is this any way to behave, hmm?Anchovy: Meep!Squidward: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register?(moment of silence, then the anchovies rock the ordering boat around a bit, very violently I might add. Cut to SpongeBob, walking to a store shaped like a treasure chest.)SpongeBob: Barg'n Mart: meeting all your spatula needs. (cut back to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, stuck in the ordering boat and being swung across, literally a sea of anchovies.)Squidward: One single file line was all I asked! (cut to the ship being thrown up)Krabs: Button down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up, the ship is in pieces) We're taking on water,Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up again, Krabs is holding Squidward) I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! (cut back to SpongeBob, shopping)SpongeBob: (humming) Spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments? (cut back to the restaurant, where Squidward and Krabs are hanging onto a pole)Krabs: Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! (they do climb and tidal wave after tidal wave of anchovies nears closer and closer) Well, this is the end. Good-bye, Mr. Squidward!Squidward: Oh Mr. Krabs! (the two start to cry. Then, some blinking red lights from off-screen illuminate the two. They look up to see, Spongebob with the spatula he was sent off to receive. He's using it as a propeller to keep him in air. He sings a tune as he arrives.)SpongeBob: Did someone order a spatula? (Squidward and Mr. Krabs babble to themselves on how he obtained this) One hydrodynamic spatula with (two other spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one) port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive! (the two extending spatulas whirl around and smack Squidward and Krabs around) Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen! (SpongeBob makes a double-spin and flies into the kitchen window) (to anchovies) Who's hungry?Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,I feel happy as pie, a-ha!Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,Coffee's only a dime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter,I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,I'll be right in my prime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Krabs: That was the greatest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants! Welcome aboard! (Krabs gives him a nametag with 'SpongeBob' written on it.)Squidward: But Mr. Krabs-Krabs: Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!Squidward: (weakly) Hooray, Mr.-Krabs: Hip-Hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray, Mr.-Krabs: Hip-hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray, Mr. Krabs!Krabs: I'll be in my quarters, counting the booty. (he proceeds to drive a wheelbarrow full of money into his office. Then, Patrick walks in.)Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Crew!Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick?Patrick: One Krabby Patty please. (as if as a signal, SpongeBob flies back through the ordering window via spatula and starts doing some stuff. Cut to outside, where Patrick gets hit by a wave of Krabby Patties and is flung out the door.)Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.... End Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.*Reef Blower*DialogueSquidward walks out of his house and looks around Bikini Bottom when he notices his flower is bent, so he straightens it. He looks around again and then notices a shell on his front yard. He walks over to it then looks around to see if anyone is wa tching. No one is so he kicks the shell into SpongeBob’s yard. Soon, SpongeBob looks out his window. He then notices the shell on his lawn and gets an idea. He then slides around on the ground into his garage.The door opens and SpongeBob comes out with a leaf blower on his back. Squidward lifts his headwhile lying in a hammock to see where all the noise is coming from. He groans and puts some earplugs to work. SpongeBob walks over and blows on the shell with his reef blower. The shell just floats upward and comes back down but then he tries again, the same thing happens. He tries once more really hard and puts a hole in the ground where the sand used to be. While Squidward is eating some food at a table outside, all that sand that SpongeBob blew from the hole comes pouring down on him. SpongeBob runs over to see if he’s all right. SpongeBob blows off the sand including the piece of seaweed that Squidward was eating and the sand goes into Squidward's eyes. SpongeBob then blows Squidward’s eyeballs off which makes Squidward's eyes water. SpongeBob notices a pile of sand on his yard and points to it. He says "You!" (subtitle on bottom). He sucks up all the sand in his leaf blower bag. After he sucks it up and looks at his clean yard, the reef blower begins to shake. After it, about 3 seconds later, all the sand that he sucked up spits out and onto his yard. SpongeBob flips his reef blower around and unzips the back. He picks up all the sand and puts it in. He pulls the handle, but nothing happens. So, he pulls it back really far past the 4-way intersection. He takes a break and gets the dirt off his hand and grabs the handle again. He then flies off holding it. He flies past an intersection of traffic and he slams into the reef blower and starts to go wacky. It sucks up all the water in the ocean. Squidward takes a breath and notices there is no water so he holds his breath. Then SpongeBob notices the size of his bag on his reef blower. It explodes and the sand is all over Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob walks out of a sand door pile and it collapses after he closes it. He then walks back into his house with his new clean yard. Squidward is covered in sand and so is everything else around his house. The shell then floats down onto his nose.*Tea at the Treedome*DialogueSpongeBob: Wow, four stingers.(He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. He attempts to grab the jellyfish in his net, but he ends up catching himself in the net. The jellyfish flies away. Just then, SpongeBob hears some struggling noises from off-screen. He arrives at the top of a hill, where he sees a giant clam attempting to eat a squirrel, who is wearing some sort of space suit underwater. SpongeBob gasps as he sees the squirrel struggling to stay her ground)SpongeBob: Where have I seen this before?(He then takes out his handy dandy 'Field Guide' and skims through the pages)SpongeBob: Here it is!(SpongeBob comes upon a picture of the squirrel)SpongeBob: Land squirrel! That little squirrel is in trouble.(cut to the squirrel, who is bashing the squirrel into the ground)Squirrel: Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! You're about as ugly as homemade soup.SpongeBob: Hooray, land squirrel!(cut back to The Squirrel, who is oblivious to the clam resurfacing and jumping right at her. Cut to SpongeBob, who is shock, his glasses shoot up)SpongeBob: Look out! Hold on, little squirrel!(he does a karate yell in front of the clam, then does the same while bouncing to different sides. He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam)SpongeBob: You have fought well, giant clam. Prepare to be vanquished! (SpongeBob strains)SpongeBob: Hey, I'm actually doing it!(SpongeBob strains some more)(The squirrel holds open the clam's mouth and SpongeBob goes flying face-first into a coral reef.)SpongeBob: Your shell is mine!(SpongeBob attempts to grapple with an appendage in the clam's mouth. The clam then slams shut.)Squirrel: Hold on there, little square dude!(she then gets SpongeBob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. The clam whimpers. The squirrel leans down to see if SpongeBob is OK)SpongeBob: Hey, you like karate too!(SpongeBob does a series of karate moves, spins in mid-air, and lands on his head with a splat.)SpongeBob: So, uh, what's your name?Squirrel: Sandy! So, what do y'all call yourself?(SpongeBob runs up a nearby rock and jumps off.)SpongeBob: I---'m SpongeBob!(One of the corners of his head gets stuck in the ground.)Sandy: Well SpongeBob, take a gander at this!(she walks next to a huge rock and slaps it with her hand, making a gong sound effect. The gong sound effect intensifies and the rock shatters into tiny pebbles.)SpongeBob: Oh.(Sandy stands with her hands on her hips and a big, proud smile on her face.)SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well, watch this! (he prepares to do a karate move, but all he does is make an armpit fart noise. Sandy walks on screen laughing)Sandy: I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah!(Sandy chops SpongeBob's head, leaving a triangle-shaped indent at the top.) SpongeBob: Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah!(He tries to chop Sandy's head, but her air helmet stops him.)SpongeBob: D'oh. Say, what's that thing on your head?Sandy: Why, that's my air helmet.SpongeBob: May I try it on?Sandy: Heck no. I need it to breathe! I gotta have my air.SpongeBob: Me too! I love air! Air is good.Sandy: No kidding?SpongeBob: Why, "air" is my middle name! The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.Sandy: Shee-oot. How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then? (shows a map) You are Here! (Points at "Sandy's House") Don't be late!SpongeBob: Okay, see you tomorrow.Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What's air?Patrick (getting up): Huh?SpongeBob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of...air.(Patrick takes off his sunglasses)Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?SpongeBob: I guess so.Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.SpongeBob (holding his pinky up): How's that?Patrick: Higher!SpongeBob (holding his pinky higher): Like that?Patrick: Now that's fancy! They should call you SpongeBob Fancypants!At Sandy's TreedomePatrick: Remember, when in doubt, pinky out. You can do it,SpongeBob. I'll be watching.SpongeBob: Thanks pal.Sandy: Hello?SpongeBob: Hi-ya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob!Sandy: Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.(buzzer sounds as water drains from entryway)SpongeBob: Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong. There's no water in.....here. Sandy: 'Course there's no water. Nothing but air.(SpongeBob waves his hand around and smells this air)SpongeBob: No water?Sandy: That ain't a problem, is it? Hi-yah!SpongeBob: Problem? (laughs) Hi-yah! That's how I like my air! (takes deep breath, then lets out forceful cough) With no water.Sandy: Well all right. I made Texas tea and cookies. Well, come on in! Hi-yah! (SpongeBob is walking an inch forward and it makes weak squeaking sounds with every step) That's not in. In! (SpongeBob walks another inch with all the squeaking. Sandy runs and gets SpongeBob and takes his hand and runs off) You're a funny little dude.Come on, I'll give you the grand tour.(cut to the blazing sun and pan down where Sandy and SpongeBob are standing)Sandy: This is my own private little air bubble. This air is the driest... (SpongeBob gasps) ..Purest...SpongeBob (while gasping): Maybe...Sandy: ...most airiest air in the whole sea. Oh, over there's my birdbath.(cut to the birdbath, where a red robin is splashing and chirping)Sandy: And there's my oak tree. (SpongeBob seems enticed by the water in the birdbath. He tries to sneak away, but stays until Sandy lets her guard down)Sandy: It provides me with extra air. This dome is made of the finest polyurethane-- that's a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees? Tellyou what, weren't easy getting here neither. First, I... (SpongeBob finally escapes and wallows in the birdbath, absorbing all the water. He then jumps back to his original spot, and the bird is quite angry. SpongeBob gets back before Sandy notices) ...that's my treadmill. That's how I stay in tip-top shape. Well, come on. Let's have that tea now. (does in-air karate moves and moves off-screen. SpongeBob gasps. He hears some knocking from outside. It's Patrick, pointing at his pinky)Patrick: Pinky! Pinky!(SpongeBob weakly holds up his pinky and gasps again. Cut to him sitting at a picnic bench. He holds up his bouquet)SpongeBob:I brought you some flowers. (Sandy walks over)Sandy: For me? How sweet! (Sandy grabs the flowers, which SpongeBob doesn't want to let go. She finally pries them loose and reveals SpongeBob's bony crusty looking hand) You OK?SpongeBob: Yes, I'm OK.Sandy: You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit.SpongeBob: I can't imagine why.Sandy: Can I get you anything.SpongeBob: Water would be nice.Sandy: I'm going to put these in a vase.SpongeBob: Take your time. (he then gasps and stumbles toward the door and struggles to try and open it)I gotta get out of here! Aaaaahh! (he then thinks)Sandy: (in SpongeBob's head) I like you, SpongeBob. We could be tighter than bark on a tree! (SpongeBob struggles even more)Patrick: (in SpongeBob's head) When in doubt, pinky out.(SpongeBob lifts his pinky. He then gets confidence and victorious music plays)SpongeBob: I don't need water! Water's for quitters! I don't need it! I don't need it!I don't need it! I don't need it, I don't need it...(he then loses confidence again and the music stops)Sandy: Why, these flowers are just beautiful! They'll last much, much longer in a glass of ice, cold water. (SpongeBob is totally enticed by the water. Sandy sits down across from him) So tell me about yourself. It must be fascinating being asea critter.(SpongeBob watches a drop of water drop down the side of the glass)Sandy: SpongeBob? (a timer goes off) Oh, there's the cookies. (walks back into the tree) Be right back.SpongeBob: I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it.I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEEEED IT (he shoots up in the air, bounces off the ceiling and holds the glass)Patrick: No, SpongeBob! No, no, no, stop! Pinky! Pinky! (SpongeBob holds up his pinky while guzzling down the whole glass)SpongeBob: I'm a quitter! (Spongebob cries out)(Patrick enters into the dome and slams the door shut)Patrick: You can't leave now! You'll blow it!SpongeBob: Air is not good, Patrick! Air is not good!(Patrick pries him off the door and carries him around)Patrick: You're just being shy. Don't worry, buddy. You're doing fine. (starts getting weak) I won't let you blow.... this... (he drops SpongeBob and crawls on the floor, panting. He coughs and sputters) What kind of place is this?! (runs toward the door and tries to open it) There's no water in here!(SpongeBob joins in on the door-opening struggle)SpongeBob: I tried to tell you!Patrick: We've got to get out of here!SpongeBob: You're...doing it...wrong! (the two collapse on each other)Patrick: Wait, no! We've got...to get...out... (cut to the blaring sun. Sandy walks out of the tree with tea and cookies)Sandy: Come and get it! You're all gonna like this..(she screams and drops her tray. On the floor is a live-action sponge and starfish.)(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick leaning against a ladder with two goldfish helmets on. Sandy, on top of the ladder, uses a hose to fill these helmets withwater)Sandy: There, that ought to do it! If y'all wanted water, you should of asked.(Sandy carries over a tray with three tea glasses. Everyone takes one)Sandy: I propose a toast: to new friends!(she drinks it. SpongeBob and Patrick lift their drinks up and they clink the glasses on the helmets, causing them to spill)Sandy: Wait, hold on a second. (she places a tea bag in each helmet, allowing the two to drink the tea water.)I hope you like your tea strong. Drink up!(Patrick nudges SpongeBob and they both put their pinky up. The three drink up again and give a heartfelt sigh)2 *Bubblestand*DialogueSpongeBob: Ah, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping. So peaceful.(SpongeBob grabs wood, hammer, and nails, then starts building a bubblestand.)Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward.Squidward: Ha, yeah right.SpongeBob: Okay.(SpongeBob taps on the nail lightly, then looks up at Squidward's window, and repeats this 5 times.)Squidward: And now,for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you.(Squidward starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing his clarinet, so he decides to finish building the stand quickly. Squidward looks out at SpongeBob.)Squidward: I thought I... wha?SpongeBob: Hey Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents. Squidward: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles. SpongeBob: Uh huh!Squidward: Oh puh-leeze. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? (Patrick's rock opens.)Patrick: Good morning!(Patrick falls off his rock.)Squidward: Oh, boy.(Patrick walks over to SpongeBob.)SpongeBob: Good morning to you sir. Would you care to blow a bubble? Patrick: Hmmm, how much is it?SpongeBob: Only a quarter.Patrick: Sounds reasonable. Um, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.SpongeBob: Sure thing, Patrick.(SpongeBob pulls out a quarter and gives it to Patrick.)Patrick: Ah, one quarter.(Patrick hands SpongeBob the quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real, and it bends.)SpongeBob: Thank you.Squidward: Ha, business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Heh.SpongeBob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.(Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a lessons sign.)SpongeBob: Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.Patrick: Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? (SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter.)Patrick: Thanks.SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...(SpongeBob blows three bubbles; one big duck and two small ducks.)Patrick: Oooooh.(SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles as SpongeBob blows a caterpillar.)Patrick: Ahahaha.(SpongeBob blows a boat bubble. It floats off, then pops and makes a foghorn noise.)Squidward: Huh?(Squidward looks at his clarinet.)SpongeBob: And now... with two hands!(SpongeBob inhales deeply, and blows an elephant bubble while circus music starts playing. Patrick starts laughing.)Patrick: It's a giraffe!(The elephant floats into Squidward's house and explodes. Squidward angrily walks outside and goes toward the bubblestand.)SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, but we are cl...Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?SpongeBob: We're not just blowing bubbles, we're making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... (SpongeBob blows a butterfly which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and finally pops.)Squidward: That's not art! That's just annoying! Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard!(SpongeBob and Patrick put their head down as they walk to Sponge's house.)Squidward: You should be ashamed of yourselves! Bubbles. Ha. Art. (Squidward mumbles, then picks up bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow a bubble. SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere.)SpongeBob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.Squidward: Ah, whoa, what? Oh, who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?SpongeBob: We also offer lessons for beginners.Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? Here's your 25 cents!(Squidward hands SpongeBob a quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real,and it bends.)Squidward: Watch and learn.(Squidward inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens.)Squidward: Uhh, wait, wait, wait. One more time. Wait.Squidward inhales and blows again. A small bubble comes out and quickly falls to the ground and pops. Squidward looks over ant SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp then whistle. Squidward places another quarter on the stand.Squidward: Just a mere warm-up.SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, remember the technique.(Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Technique, technique, tech-(Squidward looks at them annoyed.)SpongeBob: You're not doing the technique.Squidward: Technique? Technique? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go... pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, a little of that, this, that, and this. And that and this. this that this that. Then ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!! Squidward blows huge bubble that lifts him off of the ground.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!SpongeBob: All right Squid! That was so good!。