英语搞笑短剧剧本 5。
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
英语短剧剧本适合5个人第一幕：Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B： Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B： That' s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G： You are so nice to me.女：我们分着吃吧。
G： Let us eat it together , ok?男：我吃过了。
（喂给女生吃了。
）B： Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G： It tastes so delicious. Let' s go to the library and read books.男：好的，走吧。
B： Ok, let' s go.第二幕：After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语剧本6人版简单短剧
英语剧本6人版简单短剧角色：1. 大卫（David） - 一个乐观开朗的年轻人2. 玛丽（Mary） - 大卫的好朋友，聪明而有魅力3. 托尼（Tony） - 一位滑稽可爱的男孩4. 莉莉（Lily） - 一位甜美可爱的女孩5. 保罗（Paul） - 大卫的兄弟，沉稳且有责任心6. 莎拉（Sarah） - 保罗的女朋友，聪明而优雅场景：一间小型咖啡馆故事情节：场景1：咖啡馆（大卫和玛丽坐在一张咖啡桌前，边喝咖啡边聊天）大卫：玛丽，我真的很开心我们能相互支持对方的梦想。
玛丽：是的，大卫，我们是好朋友，我们应该互相鼓励。
你计划在剧院工作是个很好的主意。
大卫：谢谢你的支持，玛丽。
我已经找到了一份兼职的工作，在学习剧场的同时赚些生活费。
（托尼和莉莉走过来）托尼：嘿，大卫，嘿，玛丽！你们在这儿呢？莉莉：我们正要喝杯咖啡。
你们要加入我们吗？大卫：当然，托尼。
莉莉，你今天看起来很开心。
莉莉：是的，我的梦想是成为一名设计师，我刚刚得到了一份实习工作。
玛丽：恭喜你，莉莉！你会是一位了不起的设计师。
场景2：咖啡馆（保罗和莎拉走近）保罗：嘿，大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉！你们怎么在这里？大卫：我们在这里喝咖啡，保罗。
你来得正好。
莎拉：嘿，大家，我刚刚接到一个关于市政项目的工作邀请。
玛丽：那真是太棒了！你一定会在项目中取得很大的成功。
保罗：莎拉，我为你感到骄傲。
你一直是我佩服的人。
莎拉：谢谢你们，保罗。
场景3：咖啡馆（大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉，保罗和莎拉围在一起）大卫：我觉得我们六个人真的很幸运。
我们都在追逐自己的梦想，而且相互支持。
莉莉：是的，我们每个人都经历了各自的挑战，但彼此的鼓励让我们更加坚强。
托尼：我们应该感谢彼此，因为我们一起成长，一起努力。
保罗：我也同意。
我们是一支团队，我们共同为梦想而努力。
玛丽：我觉得我们应该庆祝一下。
为我们的友谊和梦想干杯！全体：干杯！（他们举起自己的咖啡杯，表达庆祝和团结的喜悦）故事结束这个英语剧本6人版简单短剧以六个朋友之间的友谊和梦想为主题。
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精
英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚，M一把抢过。
M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。
I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤。
搞笑英文话剧剧本
搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译
《The Unlucky Day》
角色：汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生（汤姆的老板）、詹姆斯（汤姆的朋友）
场景1
（汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。）
汤姆：哎呀！今天真是倒霉！首先，我把脚趾碰在桌子上，现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
（汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。）
布朗先生：汤姆，我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆：谢谢你邀请我，丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎：我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢！
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧，通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机，向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式，轻松愉快地学习英语，提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语幽默短剧剧本
中小学英语版情景对话英语情景对话--交流Getting people’s attention 引起别人注意1. Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?3. Let’s talk. 我们谈谈吧。
4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题1. Listen up. 听着。
2. Now hear this! 你听着!3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。
(load:大量，许多)4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。
5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?4. Do you know what I’m talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?5. Know what I’m saying? 知道我在说什么吗?Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.1. I hear you 知道了.2. I got you. 明白了.3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.4. I hear what you’re saying. 我明白你的意思.5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?2. What was that? 你说什么?3. Say what? 你说什么?4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?5. I’m sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.英语情景对话,商务英语对话- 赞同& 反对Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对Simple agreement 简单的赞同语1. Yes. 是的.2. Yeah. 是的.3. Yep. 是的.4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )5. Sure. 当然.Saying that you agree. 表示赞同1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.3. I’m sure you are right. 当然你是对的.4. I don’t think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同1. Could be. 也许.2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.4. So to speak. 可以那么说.5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.Simple disagreement 简单的反对语1. No. 不2. Nope. 不3. Not really. 不是吧.4. Not at all. 绝不是5. Of course not.当然不是Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意1. I don’t think so. 我不这么想.2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?3. Don’t be too sure. 别那么肯定.4. Don’t speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.5. I wouldn’t say that. 我并不那么忍为. Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.1. No, I won’t agree! Don’t waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?A: today is my!but，I almost forget. 对了，今天是我的生日。
英语小短剧四年级
为四年级学生编写一个英语小短剧，我们需要注意内容要简单易懂，同时也要有趣且有助于提高学生的语言能力。
以下是一个简单的英语小短剧剧本：Title: The Lost ToyCharacters:1. Little Timmy - a kind and curious boy2. Mrs. Johnson - a helpful neighbor3. Dog - a friendly petSetting: A neighborhood street(Scene I)(Enter Little Timmy, holding a toy car)Little Timmy: (sadly) Oh no! Where is my favorite toy car? I can't find it anywhere!(Scene II)(Enter Mrs. Johnson from her house)Mrs. Johnson: Hello, Timmy! What's wrong?Little Timmy: (tearfully) I lost my toy car. It was a gift from my Grandpa.Mrs. Johnson: Don't worry, Timmy. Let's look for it together. Have you checked under your bed or in the backyard?Little Timmy: Yes, but it's not there.(Scene III)(They search around the street)Mrs. Johnson: (pointing) Look over there, by the tree! Is that your toy car?(Little Timmy runs to the toy car, which is now chewed up)Little Timmy: (disappointed) Oh no! My toy car is all chewed up! And it smells like dog.Mrs. Johnson: (smiling) Maybe your dog found it and thought it was a new toy.(Scene IV)(Enter Dog, wagging its tail)Dog: (barking happily)Mrs. Johnson: See, your dog is saying sorry.Little Timmy: (smiling) It's okay, Dog. I forgive you. But next time, don't eat my toys, okay?Dog: (wagging tail faster)Scene V(Mrs. Johnson comforts Little Timmy)Mrs. Johnson: Don't be sad, Timmy. Your Grandpa will understand. He loves you more than any toy.Little Timmy: (smiling) You're right, Mrs. Johnson. Thank you for helping me.Mrs. Johnson: Anytime, Timmy. Now let's go inside and have some cookies. We can fix your toy car later.(Little Timmy and Mrs. Johnson walk into her house as the curtain closes)标题：丢失的玩具角色：1.小提米：一个善良而好奇的男孩2.约翰逊夫人：是个乐于助人的邻居3.狗：一种友好的宠物背景：一条街区街道（第一场）（走进小提米，手里拿着一辆玩具车）小提米：（悲伤地）哦，不！我最喜欢的玩具车在哪里？我哪儿也找不到！（场景二）（约翰逊夫人从家里进来）约翰逊夫人：你好，蒂米！怎么了？小提米：（泪流满面）我的玩具车丢了。
初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]
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初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]第一篇：初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑 Aside [əˈsaid]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方 Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ˈkɒmpəˈzɪʃn] ?Tom:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰 Joe：OK。
Joe：好吧。
Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。
不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然 Teacher: Class begin!老师：上课！肖 class monitor['mɒnɪtə(r)] ：Stand up!班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green.全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。
Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please.老师：下午好，同学们。
请坐。
Teacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands.老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。
Aside：(All the students put up their hands.)旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。
）Teacher: But Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s.Did you copy his? 老师: 但是Tom, 你的作文“我的狗狗”里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s th e same dog.Tom: 不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)旁白：（老师有一些生气。
英语小品6人搞笑简短
英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。
Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧1.搞笑的英语短话剧2.搞笑的英语短话剧,7个人左右的1.Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”3.搞笑简短的英语小品”As she walked through the forest. “What big eyesWord文档 1you have got, Grandma.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl!”she said.”they said to the hunter.帮你沾来的. She has got a cold.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf. “Bye-bye, a wolf saw her?”“I'm going to my grandma's house.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “What a big stomach he has got. “Thank you, “Hello. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy.” said the wolf, litter girl. Where are you going.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live! Grandma must be in his stomachThe little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma hadWord文档 2a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.“Because I want to eat you, my dear!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf4.要简单点的搞笑五六人的英语小短剧One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when does Mrs. Smith come back?" “She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home at about 5:30. But sometimes she is late, because she goes to the store.” "Oh, I'm sorry I can't wait for her. Would you please give the box to her?" "Oh, no. I don't know her well. Her kids are coming from Tokyo this evening. She is shopping right now. She wants to buy some food her kids." "But would you just pass the box to her please?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know her well." (Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally heWord文档 3failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！（面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？（向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华 Now, you will see why I was upsetWord文档 4at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
三人英语小短剧五分钟
三人英语小短剧五分钟Scene 1:Amy: Hey, Jack! Long time no see.Jack: Yeah, Amy. Been really busy lately. What's up?Amy: Well, I'm actually organizing a small get-together this weekend. Would you like to join?Jack: Sure, sounds great! Who else is coming?Amy: Just a few friends, including Lisa. She's been asking about you.Scene 2:Lisa: Hey, Jack! I heard you're coming to the partythis weekend.Jack: Yeah, I'm excited to see you all again.Lisa: It's going to be fun. I've been meaning to catch up with you.Jack: Yeah, same here. What have you been up to lately?Lisa: Oh, just work and stuff. But I'm looking forward to some fun time this weekend.Scene 3:Amy: Hey, everyone! Let's get the party started!Jack: Great idea, Amy. What should we do first?Lisa: Maybe we can play some music and dance?Amy: Sounds perfect! Let's get the music going.(Music starts playing and everyone starts dancing and having fun.)。
中小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇
P2: What’s the matter? Don’t be afraid!
P1: A wolf. A big bad wolf.
W: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !
P1p2: No! No! No!
小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇
小学生英语话剧小剧本
三只小猪Three pigs
领衔主演： M: 猪妈妈 P1: 猪大妞 P2: 猪二妞 P3: 猪小妞 W: 老狼
主要演员： B1:小鸟1号 B2: 小鸟2 号 旁白
故事内容：
旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下) Why ? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe!
旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
Pp: Yes.
M: Let’s dance together!
Pp: Wonderful! Music！
(音乐响，猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞）
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英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧
B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Ba jie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have a ny idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,pl ease don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
(谢幕)。