【学英语】老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01

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六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照

六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The UncutVersion)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]没啥好说的!他不过是我的同事!Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong交往的男人一定有问题!with him!打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。

他驼背?既驼背又Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump ? A hump and a带假发?hairpiece?慢着,他吃粉笔吗?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

Carl- oh!各位别急,这不算约会。

我们不过是出去吃Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people晚餐,而且不做爱。

going out to dinner and- not having sex.听起来好像是说我的约会。

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]记得中学时代的梦,我站在自助餐厅,突然Chandler: Alright , so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the发现自己全身赤裸。

老友记第一季对话中英对照1-14

老友记第一季对话中英对照1-14

1.Shall I go on? 我还要继续吗2.Just keep smiling3.You spoiled everything 你搞砸了一切4.My friend and family are out there! How can I face them?我的亲朋好友都在场,以后我还怎么见人5.She’s just fixing her makeup 她要补妆6.I hope you don’t take this the wrong way 我希望你别误会7.I know we had plans to meet up tonight 我知道我们今天晚上约了要见面8.How could we have let this happen? 我们怎么这么不小心9.I don’t see that we have a choice. 看来我们别无选择10.I gotta ask you something. 我有事情要问你11.Is all out fault? Were we bad parents? 这是我们的错吗,没把小孩教好12.How are you supposed to eat this? 怎么来吃啊13.Forget it. That’s off.算了吧当我没说14.It’s doesn’t count 不算15.I’m sorry things aren’t working out 抱歉,事情竟然会出问题16.She’ll get over this. 她不会放在心上的17.It didn’t mean anything. It’s a mistake. 根本就没什么,只是一个无心之过18.tow the line, thread the needle听天由命,努力争取19.think outside the box 不要死心眼20.If you don’t realize that, I can’t help you如果你还不懂,我也没法了21.It could be better. It’ll be okay, right?22.If I scream, Yippee, just ignore me。

六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照

六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照
Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)
Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Phoebe:Fine!?Bemurky!
Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.
Monica:Noyoudon't.
101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)
[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]
Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!
Rachel:Hi,sure!
Ross:Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.?Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)
Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? -我不会的,去她的,她甩掉我!而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

101 The One Where Mon ica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Un c u t V e r s i on)[Sce ne: Cen tral Perk, Chan dler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be somethi ng wrong with him!Chan dler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece ?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk ?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It'sjust two people going out to dinner and- not hav ing sex.Chan dler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright , so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria , and I realize I am totally n aked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then 1 look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: In stead of...?Chan dler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. NowI don't know what to do, everybody starts look ing at me.Moni ca: And they were n't look ing at you before?!Chan dler: Fin ally, I figure rd better an swer it, and it tur ns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird , because- she never calls me![Time Lapse , Ross has entered.] 101试播莫妮卡的新室友没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你交往的男人一定有问题!打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.
[TimeLapse]
Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.
All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?
Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat??Awrongnumber?
Joey:Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!
Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.?Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?
Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!

老友记_六人行_第一季-第一集_英文台词

老友记_六人行_第一季-第一集_英文台词

<Friends>第一季第一集[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)困惑的; 茫然的; 不知所措的Phoebe: Just, because I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, back in high school, I am standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realized I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: They were looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!Weird: 怪诞的; 神秘而可怕的; 超然的; 古怪的; 离奇的[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Mortified:1.使受辱,伤害(人的感情)2.克制,抑制(肉体、情感等)Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Pluck: 采; 摘; 拔; 弹, 拔(乐器的弦)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Murky: 阴暗的,浑浊的Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: All right Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.准许, 同意, 赞成)Joey: Strip joints! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) Decaf. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in this room, while we were keeping on the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat, this really gorgeous the most gravy boat. (我正在看那个船形的卤肉盘,那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘) When all of a sudden, I realized…Sweet low?I realized, I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.(我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动!)And I get really freaked out, and that’s what hit me, how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. You know what I mean, I always look familiar, but.. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering “Why am I doing this?”and “Who am I doing this for?”So, anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know you and I have a kind of drifted apart…but you are the only person I know who lived here in the city.Monica: who wasn’t invited to the wedding?Rachel: Oh~It’s a kind of hope that wouldn’t be an issue. 噢~~我不希望提起这件事。

[学英语]老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01

[学英语]老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01

《老友记》第一季第一集(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了,和你交往的男人…Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题!There's gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发?So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?Wait. Does he eat chalk?我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松,这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对,没错我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.我低头一看,看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是…没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然,那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧,亲爱的?Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗?...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不,不要!不要清理我的光环!No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环,好吗?Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.不,你并不希望是的,我不希望!No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死,是她离开了我!To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道!行了吧!No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来?Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?She didn't know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗?Did I say that out loud?没事的,罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气,很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗?Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞厅!Strip joints!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.我不想单身,好吗?See, but I don't want to be single, okay?我只想…再次结婚!I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金!And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋!Rachel?噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里!...that you might be here, and you are.你想喝点咖啡吗?无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?当然,嘿!嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后,突然…有代糖吗?When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?我发现…I realized...我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中:Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里,我在想:Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?〞"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸,我就是无法和他结婚Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系!Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼…Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸爸,听我说!Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子…〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢?如果我想成为一个包包?What if I wanna be a purse? You know?或一顶帽子?〞Or a hat?"不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.这是个比喻,爸爸!It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸,这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等!我说也许!Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事…Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…La la la something With string我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗?Look, this is probably for the best, you know?独立了,把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?What? Like there's a rule or something?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来!Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗?保罗,红酒达人,保罗?Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?也许Maybe.等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗?Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?他终于约你出去啦?是的!He finally asked you out? Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧,我不会有事的!Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯,你没事吧?你希望我留下来吗?Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?能留下就太好了…That'd be good.真的?不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!Really? No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来,保罗,这是…Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位,这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗!红酒达人!Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人!我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗?Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?请坐,两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么?So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以,没事做!...so, nothing.对呀,你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候?God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.你可以谈论一下…Talk about your...大蜥蜴...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对,而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀,好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比,你要来帮忙吗?Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?噢,我希望我能,但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么?What's this?我不知道I have no idea.搞定书架了!完工了!Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯,我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么?What did you get?你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天!我知道,我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净?I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.你是怎么克服的?How did you get through it?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的…腿?Say her... Leg?那样也可以!Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表?You actually broke her watch? Mm.巴瑞,对不起,对不起Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关,我只是…It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗?如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢?You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.你在说什么?〝一个女人〞?What are you talking about? One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的?You got married. You were like, what, 8?欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点!Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后,我…Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦?What? What?你想边吃面条边讲出来?You wanna spell it out with noodles?不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢,所以会有第五次约会罗?Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?会有吗?Isn't there?我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么?What were you gonna say?好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后…Ever since she left me, um...我就一直…...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊,对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起…没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔…Um...多久了?How long?两年Two years.哇!Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表!I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗?So you still think you might want that fifth date?是的Yeah.是的,我希望Yeah, I do.我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮…看吧Do you take Joanie...? Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗?Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义?Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?是这样的,就算我想…You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁?...who am I gonna ask?是不是很不可思议?Isn't this amazing?我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...不过我还不太饿…Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning. Morning.早安早安,保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好,保罗嘿,是保罗,对吗?Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.谢谢你!太感谢你了!Thank you. Thank you so much.再聊好的We'll talk later, okay? Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会!That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么?What the hell do you do on a real date?闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去好的!Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.你们都有工作吗?So, like, you guys all have jobs?对,我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对,我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇,我有见过你的作品吗?Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?哦,应该没有,大部分是地方性节目Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错,对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶…Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?和巴瑞谈过吗?我无法停止微笑Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道,他只是太…I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗?Remember you and Tony De Marco?是的,记得就好像那样,但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇,你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好,我要醒过来,去工作Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔,祝我好运!为什么?Oh, wish me luck! What for?我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样?How was Florida?你跟人上床了,对吧?You had sex, didn't you?你怎么知道的How do you do that?那么,是和谁?你认识保罗吗?So, who? You know Paul?保罗,红酒达人?Paul, the wine guy?是的,我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样?You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?你开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.在我之前,他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言!Of course it was a line.为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?Why? Why would anybody do something like that?我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than:〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗?Is it me?是因为我会散发某种信号吗?Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到?...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know?我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样?Guess what.你找到工作啦?开玩笑吗?You got a job? Are you kidding?我一点经验都没有!I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折!...50 percent off.是呀,你真了解我…Oh, how well you know me.这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的?信用卡How'd you pay for them? Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢?And who pays for that?我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是:The word you're looking for is:〝总之…〞"Anyway..."好了,准备好了吗?All right. You ready?还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉,剪掉Cut. Cut.剪掉,剪掉,剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界!Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦,够啦你要在沙发上睡?Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不,我总要回家啊你还好吗?No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?是的Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么?What?那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧,晚安,各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安Good night.唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔,抱歉不,你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不,你吃吧平分?No, have it, really. Split it?好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道,在高中…You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...我曾暗恋过你...a major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道?You did? Oh.我还以为你一直认为我是摩妮卡的书呆子哥哥呢I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.我是这么认为的I did. Oh.听着,你是不是认为…Listen, do you think...你不要太在意我的脆弱这已经成为习惯And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?可以啊Yeah.也许Maybe.好Okay.好吧,我可能会约你…Okay, maybe I will.晚安晚安Good night. Good night.再见See you.嗯哼Mm-hm.等等,你怎么啦?Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?我刚刚拿起汤匙I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我听到的Can't believe what I'm hearing.我真不敢相信我听到的I can't believe What I'm hearing here怎么啦,我说你有个我说你有个…What? I said you had... What? I said you had...有完没完我的老毛病又犯了?Would you stop? Oh, was I doing it again?没错Yes.有人要咖啡吗?Would anybody like more coffee?你泡的,还是你只是端过来?Did you make it or are you just serving it?只是端过来好吧,我要杯咖啡I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们,新的梦…Kids, new dream.我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎·明妮莉…I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.。

六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照

六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.
Rachel:(onphone)Daddy,Ijust...Ican'tmarryhim!I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!
(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.)
Monica:NowI'mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.
Chandler:(imitatingthecharacters)Tunaoreggsalad? Decide!
Ross:(inadeepvoice)I'llhavewhateverChristineishaving.
Ross:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.
Rachel:LookDaddy,it'smylife.WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.
Monica:Well,Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonica...

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第1季中英文对照完整剧本123 The One With the Birth素材

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第1季中英文对照完整剧本123 The One With the Birth素材

123 The One With the Birth[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet? Ross:I don't know, but when I spoke to h er, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.)Joey: Do we have to know about that?Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.Ross:God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab. Rachel:Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. (Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.) Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?Chandler: You have to pick your moments.(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?Ross: She's not even here yet.Monica: What's with the guitar?Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.(Carol and Susan arrive.)Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. Ross:Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunky s.Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.Opening Credits[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]Ross: Stopped for a Chunky.Carol: Let it go, Ross.Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face)Ross: (weakly) No.(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)Dr. Franzblau: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Ross: Dr. Franzblau, hi. 123 本出世强森大夫,七线电话她还没来她将生下我的小孩却还没来不会有事的她的羊水破了吗?我不知道她和我通话时说她已分泌粘液我们需要知道这一些吗?乔伊,你有小孩时你会怎么做?我会在等待室中送雪茄乔伊准备让他孩子出生在50年代的电影中我不敢相信她可能会在计程车中生产罗斯,冷静点第一次收缩收费二块钱之后每收缩一次收五毛钱什么?钱德这样说时就没事你得选对时间我错过了吗?没有,她根本还没出现干嘛带吉他来?我想我们会在这儿待一阵子来点音乐你到底上哪儿去了?我们中途在礼品店待了一会儿买什么?我想买填充玩具苏珊想买”矮胖”苏珊要矮胖?她就快生小宝宝了是小宝宝不能中途下车买矮胖我过去也用那个汽车贴纸懂我意思吗?下车买矮胖别介意了,罗斯我多了一个,想要吗?不想我最喜爱的父母团队好法大头我了解你们在考虑生宝宝的事我知道你已怀胎九月这是好的开始收缩的情况如何?我喜欢每一阵都像是子宫中的小舞会我喜欢每一阵都像是子宫中的小舞会制片:陶德史帝芬59秒,石英表瑞士石英表我能喝饮料吗?碎冰,只能喝碎冰护士站有我去拿Dr. Franzblau:So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?Dr. Franzblau: Ice chips, just ice chips. They're at the nurses' station.Ross: I'll get it.Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.Ross: I got it—I'm getting it!(They both leave just as Rachel en ters the room, holding a cup.) Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.Carol: Th anks.Rachel: And if you need anything else, I—(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)—do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.Dr. Franzblau: It is nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician.Rachel: Oh, that's funny![Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]Monica: I want a baby.Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow. Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.(A young pregnant woman enters.)Lydia: Knick fan?Joey: Oh, yeah.Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.Joey: Hey, listen, lady....(sees that she's pregnant)...whoa. Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?Lydia: The Celtics.Joey:The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?Lydia: Oh, shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You... waah! Joey:Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!Lydia: There is no father.Joey: Oh, oh, oh, sorry. 不,我去,马上回来不,我去…我想你或许想喝碎冰谢谢如果还需要别的…我没见过吧? 我叫瑞秋格林卡萝前任丈夫妹抹的室友幸会,我是法大夫你室友哥哥前妻的医生真有趣我要个宝宝今晚不行,亲爱的我明天得早起起来,我们去买咖啡好吧,因为我们没做过投…或是不进也行尼克迷?他们烂透了女士看,你的尤恩,漂亮他连坐在船上都投不进水里是吗?你支持谁?是吗?你支持谁?他们无法投进船…反正他们很烂闭嘴,今年是重建年•,我帮你孩子的爹我们这儿需要爸爸…他没有爸爸抱歉没关系,我没事这边洼所有的孕妇似乎都往这儿走他们又小又肉摸起来感觉很好不久他们长大后就会开始恨你现在他们对你大吼大叫你不知原因为何你不知原因为何谢谢,罗斯用来叫你停止的好吧看,是双胞胎,好可爱不公平,我一个都没有他们怎会有两个?你也会有的是吗?什么时候?好吧,告诉你我们40岁时如果都还单身我们就一起生一个,如何?为何我40岁时还单身?不,这只是假设假设为何我到40岁时还单身?Lydia: Ok, that's ok. I'm fine. I'm... oh!Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.Lydia: Ok.(Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room.)[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]Phoebe: (singing)They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,you cry and you cry and you cry.And you cry and you cry and you cry...(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.Ross: Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.Phoebe: Ok.(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two? Chandler: You'll get one.Monica: Oh yeah? When?Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Chandler: No, no, no.Monica:What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh.Monica: Well?Chandler:Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)Rachel: Hey.Phoebe: Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.Monica: Did you go home and change?Rachel:Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. F ranzblau been by?Monica: No, I haven't seen him.Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?Chandler:Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?Rachel: Yeah, why?Chandler:No reason. (turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with 假设为何我到40岁时还单身?我有不适婚姻的毛病吗?这降落伞是个背包看你,盛装登场你回家换衣服?今天是个重要的日子我想漂亮一点法大夫…不,我们还没见到他他在哪儿?他应该在这儿的万一小孩需要他怎么办?瑞秋,你和医生到底是怎么了难道你爸也是个医生?对,干嘛问?没理由没理由不,我不找他我不管这是不是他的孩子他是个大浑蛋不,我不是一个人乔伊在这儿什么意思?乔伊什么?什么意思?乔伊什么?对,等等,她要跟你谈对,等等,她要跟你谈对,是我不,我们只是朋友对,我单身25岁,演员她不擅于讲电话孩子的爸怎么了?如果有人即将生下我的孩子我会想知道的尼克迷你对爸爸的观点我不在乎或许吧祝你好运保重了你知道塞尔提克有什么问题?他们让球员经营球队这不是真的他们让球员经营球队这不是真的他们让球员经营球队这不是真的你们会窖死我的剩15秒14,13,12数4央点你会没事,记得这样做全是为了裘帝将全力集中在裘帝裘帝到底是谁?你儿子不,我不要我儿子叫裘帝我们协议过,我儿子叫洁米洁米是苏珊第一任女友的名字所以我们决定还是用裘帝这是什么意思?his eyes)[Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]Lydia:Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?Joey: Tribbiani.Lydia: Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. (to Joey) She wants to talk to you. Take the phone.Joey: (takes phone) Hi, yeah, it's me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we're just friends. (Listens) Yeah, I'm single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens) Hello?Lydia: She's not much of a phone person.Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?Lydia: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.Joey: Ok, look, maybe I should just go.Lydia: Maybe you should.Joey: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)Joey: You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.Lydia: Oh, that is so not true.Joey: Oh, it is.Lydia: It isn't.Joey: It is.Lydia: Isn't![Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Ross and Susan are coaching Carol.] Ross: Bre athe.Susan: Breathe.Ross: Breathe.Susan: Breathe.Ross: Breathe.Susan: Breathe.Carol: You're gonna kill me!Ross: 15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12...Carol: Count faster.Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie.Ross: Who the hell is Jordie?Susan: Your son.Ross: No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. 我们根本没讨论过裘帝我们讨论过洁希寇帝,迪伦时提到一下我脚抽筋我脚抽筋你和她睡觉我来处理抽筋你不行够了,你们都给我出去什么?是她引起的…我不管,我想生下小孩你们在这儿根本是愈帮愈忙卿走卿走出去出去怎么了?有东西爆炸了她破水了冷静点,行吗?她破水了?什么意思?什么是破水?什么是破水?拜托,都是你的错怎么说?为什么都是我的错?你们在一起之前卡萝从未把我赶出房间是吗?我出现之前有许多事卡萝没做过是吗?我出现之前有许多事卡萝没做过知道你的问题出在哪儿吗?你因我而感到岌岌可危我说的每件事都是问题我因你而感到岌岌可危?你到底在说什么?够了,进去,快我简直不敢相信你们两个小宝宝即将诞生在这栋建筑他听见的第一个声音不该是你们的吵闹声所以你们别再吵了对,苏珊别让我再发一次脾气我不喜欢我自己这样谁想听反讽的事?救命啊…我的宝宝就要诞生你们都退后你们都退后你们都退后找到人之前我们都会在这儿陪你的你告诉我巴黎的事真棒真的?那家糕饼店就在我住的饭店隔壁真的?那家糕饼店就在我住的饭店隔壁Ross: What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco.Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.Ross: I got it.Susan: I got it.Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. Susan: No, you don't.Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.Ross: Why?Susan: He started it!Ross: No, you started it.Susan: You did!Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.Ross: But...Carol: Now go!Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen...Carol: Out!(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...Lydia: Oh, no.(Joey looks down at Lydia.)Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded!Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?Joey:(panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]Ross: Please. This is so your fault.Susan: How, how is this my fault?Ross:Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.Ross: You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me. Ross: Oh, I'm threatened by you?Susan: Yes.(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes dow n the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the 加油,莉迪亚,你办得到加油,莉迪亚,你办得到我只是…我只是…你想干嘛?将门吸开?你想干嘛?将门吸开?最后他们终于发现他们的尸体不,妈,一切顺利对,罗斯很好他在其他地方不,他不见了不,你们不用飞回来我唯一的机会?什么意思?别再说了,行吗?我才26岁我连小孩的事都没想过你上哪儿去了?我刚生了个小孩了不起说不定,或许是一小时也可能是三小时别请放心,她的状况良好告诉我,目前有对象吗?没有,现在没有你呢?没有,我不容易找到对象对,我听过有关帅哥大夫的传间没有,真的我想和我工作有关我试着不让工作影响我的生活如果你是我你从事什么工作?我是服务生难道你下班回家后不会觉得…如果我再看见咖啡杯…我懂我去看看你朋友你怎么会知道我在这儿?你妈打电话告诉我的这就是她?不,这是我捡来的抱歉,让你自己承担这一切我不是自己一个我有大夫,护士和善心人士知道谁赢吗?尼克胜十分他们好烂是吗?他们没那么差劲可恶…都是你的错这本来是我今生最快乐的日子我儿子即将出世我应该在那儿的yelling, just stop it!Ross: Yeah, Susan.Phoebe:Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. (Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)Phoebe: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?Commercial Break[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.] All: Help!Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.[Scene: Carol's room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.] Carol: Are they here yet?Rachel:No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?Carol: Ok.Rachel: Ok?Carol: Ok.Rachel: (to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.Dr. Franzblau:It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.[Scene: Lydia's Room, Joey is helping her deliver.]Joey:Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's— (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was just—yeah, right. Push! Push! [Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?Ross: Help! Help!Phoebe:(singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la la.Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help![Scene: The Waiting Room, Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.]Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet. (Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and starts to cry. Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. Joey enters.)Chandler: Where have you been?Joey: Oh, just had a baby. 而不是被困在这儿我所爱的女人就要生我和你一样期待已久不,相信我没人像我如此期待讽刺的是你们将带着宝宝回家讽刺的是你们将带着宝宝回家大家都知道你是我是谁?这世上有父亲节,母亲节却没有女同志节每天都是女同志节精彩愿意解释吗?因为我小时候我爸离开我妈过世,我继父入狱我根本得不到父母的爱如今他有如此爱他的三个父母甚至为谁给他的爱最多而吵架而且他根本还未出世他真是全天下最幸福的宝宝抱歉,你们正在吵架他们在哪儿?他们很快就会来对,他们不会错过的对,放轻松才开九公分宝宝没那么快出来你吓到我了谁愿意帮我吗?她想掏出我的心脏这下可好,有人看见乳头吗?十公分,开始用力不要再用力了他们还没好抱歉,我无法叫宝宝等他们来抱歉,我无法叫宝宝等他们来通气口开了我是宾我是医院工人宾宾前来抢救了宾,准备好没?脚给我数到数到数到你看见什么?我看见黑暗的通气孔等等,真的是黑暗的通气孔菲此,门开了等等,你们忘了脚我们来了你们上哪儿去了说来话长Chandler: Mazel tov![Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?Rachel: (anxiously) No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you? Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. Rachel: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.Dr. Franzblau:No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.Rachel: Oh.Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?Rachel: I'm a waitress.Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...Rachel: (getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.Dr. Franzblau: I'm gonna go check up on your friend.Rachel: Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?Lydia: No, this is a loaner.Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.) [Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.Susan:The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. 卡萝,我要你不断用力抱歉,我能用这个…这里人太多了而且待会儿又会多一个所以不是前任丈夫和女同志终身伴侣者请出去再见了…祝好运…我问你,要卡萝的女同志终身伴侣才行吗?出去他的头露出来了让我看看…是头…好大卡萝,你是怎么办到的?于事无补你做得很好…抱歉你看见什么?我何时能见到头,肩膀和手臂都出来了看,是手指,肚子是男的百分百男孩百分百男孩他出来了他是个人他是个人他像谁?像我叔叔艾德,被果冻包着像我叔叔艾德,被果冻包着各位,他好漂亮谢了,菲此不准大吼我们仍需要为他取个名字宾如何?我喜欢宾宾,这名字不错你们之前怎没提过这名字?刚想出来的这就是我们不在时做的事我们能进来吗?当然,请进我知道各位,向你们介绍一个人他叫宾宾,这是大家宾,这是大家苏珊,他看起来像你谢谢天啊,没想到我们之啤有人生宝宝了Ross: We're here!Carol: (irked) Where have you been?Ross: Long story, honey.Dr. Franzblau:All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need—(reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it) Excuse me, could I have this?Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!All: Good luck!(Everyone heads for the door.)Chandler:(to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?Nurse: Out!Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.Ross:Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?Carol: (straining) Not.... helping!Dr. Franzblau: You're doing great, you're doing fine.Ross: (puts his head near the baby) Hello! (to Dr. Franzblau) Oh, sorry.Susan: What do you see? What do you see?Ross: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.Susan: Oh, look at that.Carol: What does he look like?Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.Carol: Really?Phoebe: (from the air vent overhead) You guys, he's beautiful! Ross: Oh, thanks, Pheebs!(They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe.)[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. Ross: (thinking) How 'bout Ben?Susan: I like Ben.Carol:Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before? Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.Susan: That's what we were off doing.(Monica opens the door.)Monica: Hi.Ross: Hey.Monica: Can we come i n?(The whole gang enters.)Ross: (to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.Susan: Thanks.Rachel:Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.Monica: Ross, can I?(Monica holds Ben.)Ross: The head, the head. You gotta...Monica: (getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.Closing Credits[Scene: The Hospital, the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes.]Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)(Chandler comes into the picture.)Chandler: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. (Does a baseball sign.)(The rest of the group come into the picture.)Monica: He is so amazing.Rachel: Oh, I know. Look at him.Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name. Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)Joey: He doesn't do muc h, does he?Ross: No, this is pretty much it.(long moment of silence)Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?All: Yeah.Ross: All right, I'll see you guys later.(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)Phoebe: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.(The screen fades to black.)End。

【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第一集

【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第一集

中央咖啡馆这没什么好说的There's nothing to tell!他不过是我的同事He's just some guy I work with!少来了你们都在约会了C'mon, you're going out with the guy!这个男人一定有什么问题There's gotta be something wrong with him!他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?等等他吃粉笔吗Wait, does he eat chalk?我只是不想你Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙what I went through with Carl拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.只不过是两个人出去吃个饭It's just two people going out to dinner而且不会上床and not having sex.听起来像是和我约会Sounds like a date to me.于是我回到了高中学校Alright, so I'm back in high school,我站在食堂中间I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria然后发现自己全身赤裸and I realize I am totally naked.噢做过那种梦Oh, yeah. Had that dream.然后我低下头看见那里有一部Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone大哥大there.-那话儿变成了 -没错- Instead of...? - That's right.-这种梦倒从未做过 -没有- 《比利别逞英雄》 70年代反战歌曲还有个问题Y'know, here's the thing.就算我鼓足了勇气想约个女人出来Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...我又能约谁呢who am I gonna ask?不可思议吧Isn't this amazing?我这辈子从没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.-真不可思议 -恭喜你了- That is amazing. - Congratulations.既然你现在正进入角色While you're on a roll有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..不过事实上我还不太饿Although actually I'm really not that hungry...-早安 -早安- Morning. - Good morning.-早安 -早安保罗- Morning. - Morning, Paul.-你好保罗 -嗨保罗是吧- Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it?-谢谢太感谢你了 -不要这样- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop.晚点联系We'll talk later.谢谢你Yeah. Thank you.那还不叫真正的约会That wasn't a real date?!那你真正的约会到底要干些什么What the hell do you do on a real date?-闭嘴把桌子抬回去 -好啦- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy!好了孩子们我必须上班去了All right, kids, I gotta get to work.但如果我不输入那些数字If I don't input those numbers...也没什么关系it doesn't make much of a difference...你们大伙儿都有工作So, like, you guys all have jobs?对我们都有工作Yeah, we all have jobs.这样才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对我是个演员Yeah, I'm an actor.你演过什么我看过吗Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?难说大部分范围都挺小的I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等下除非你碰巧看过Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the《匹诺曹》的重播Reruns' production of Pinocchio."瞧盖佩多我是真正的小男孩了"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}《匹诺曹》的剧中台词-别这么侮辱人 -你说得对对不起- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry."我曾是个小木偶小木偶""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."今天感觉如何So how you doing today?睡得还好吧跟巴瑞谈过了吗Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?我无法停止笑I can't stop smiling.看得出来I can see that.你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道他是那么I know, he's just so, so...还记得你和托尼·德马科吗Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?记得啊Oh, yeah.就像那样那种感觉Well, it's like that. With feelings.-哇你真是有麻烦了- Wow,are you in trouble!好啦好啦我要站起来去工作Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work而且一整天都不要想他and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.-祝我好运 -为什么- Oh, look, wish me luck! - What for?我要去找那个工作什么的东西I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿莫妮卡Hey, Monica!嘿弗兰妮欢迎回来Hey Frannie, welcome back!在佛罗里达过得如何How was Florida?你做爱了对不You had sex, didn't you?-你怎么知道的- How do you do that?那么和谁So? Who?你认识保罗吧You know Paul?保罗那个调酒的Paul the Wine Guy?对我认识保罗Oh yeah, I know Paul.你是说你认识他就像我认识他一样You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?开玩笑吧保罗还欠我一个人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.显然他是骗你的Of course it was a line!为什么为什么会有人那样做Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?我想你是想让我们拿出一个I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答than 'to get you into bed'.问题出在我身上Is it me?难道我身上带着某种味儿Is it like I have some sort of beacon只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦过来把你的脚给我All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.我只是以为他是个好男人I just thought he was nice, y'know?我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!-猜猜怎么了 -你找到工作了- Guess what? - You got a job?开玩笑吗我什么都不会Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.不过你却异常兴奋And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,也会跟我一样的fifty percent off!是呀你多了解我啊Oh, how well you know me...这就是我不需要工作They're my new 'I don't need a job,不需要父母一双好皮靴足矣I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!你怎么付的款How'd you pay for them?用信用卡Uh, credit card.那谁付账单And who pays for that?我爸啊Um... my... father.拜托你不能靠你爸一辈子C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.饶了她吧第一次独立并不轻松Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢Thank you.不客气我记得我第一次来纽约时的情景You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.当时我十四岁I was fourteen.我妈刚自杀我继父再度入狱My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison,我来到这里举目无亲and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.最后我和一个白化病患者住在一起And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like,他给港务局的人清洗车窗玻璃cleaning windshields outside port authority,后来他也自杀了and then he killed himself,然后我成了按摩师and then I found aromatherapy.所以相信我我完全了解你的感受So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想要说的话是The word you're looking for is"无论如何""Anyway"...好了准备好了吗All right, you ready?-我不这么想- I don't think so.剪掉剪掉剪掉C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...欢迎来到现实世界Welcome to the real world!它糟透了但你会喜欢的It sucks. You're gonna love it!好啦你要睡在沙发上吗Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不我要回家老友记\第一季第一集没人告诉你生活会是这样\So no one told you life was gonna be this way 你滑稽的工作你的差劲\your jobs a joke, you're broke,你半途而废的爱情\your love life's D.O.A.就像开车卡在二档\It's like you're always stuck in second gear,每日每周每月\And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,甚至每年都是如此\or even your year, but大雨倾盆时\I'll be there for you,我会陪伴你\when the rain starts to pour.我会陪伴你\I'll be there for you,像我以前那样\like I've been there before.我会陪伴你\I'll be there for you,因为你也陪伴着我\'cause you're there for me too.(注:可编辑下载,若有不当之处,请指正,谢谢!)。

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词

老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.
Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.
Monica:Noyoudon't.
Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
Rachel:Hi,sure!
Ross:Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.?Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)
Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.
Joey:Insteadof...?
Chandler:That'sright.
Joey:Neverhadthatdream.
Phoebe:No.
Anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01
75>>"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"
76>>I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..
77>>but you're the only person I know here.
80>>"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"
81>>"I'll have whatever Christina's having."
82>>Daddy,Ijust I can't marry him.
83>>I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
84>>Well,itmatters to me!
127>>Ross,areyou okay? Do you want me to stay?
117>>I got it.
118>>Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
119>>It's Paul.
120>>Oh,God,isit 6:30? Buzz him in.
121>>- Who's Paul? -Paul,thewine guy?
113>>You can always come to Joey.
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《老友记》第一季第一集(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了,和你交往的男人…Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题!There's gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发?So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?Wait. Does he eat chalk?我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松,这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对,没错我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.我低头一看,看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是…没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然,那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧,亲爱的?Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗?...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不,不要!不要清理我的光环!No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环,好吗?Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.不,你并不希望是的,我不希望!No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死,是她离开了我!To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道!行了吧!No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来?Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?She didn't know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗?Did I say that out loud?没事的,罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气,很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗?Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞厅!Strip joints!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.我不想单身,好吗?See, but I don't want to be single, okay?我只想…再次结婚!I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金!And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋!Rachel?噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里!...that you might be here, and you are.你想喝点咖啡吗?无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?当然,嘿!嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后,突然…有代糖吗?When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?我发现…I realized...我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中:Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里,我在想:Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?〞"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸,我就是无法和他结婚Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系!Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼…Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸爸,听我说!Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子…〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢?Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe?如果我想成为一个包包?What if I wanna be a purse? You know?或一顶帽子?〞Or a hat?"不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.这是个比喻,爸爸!It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸,这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等!我说也许!Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事…Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…La la la something With string我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗?Look, this is probably for the best, you know?独立了,把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And he's away a lot.乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?What? Like there's a rule or something?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来!Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗?保罗,红酒达人,保罗?Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?也许Maybe.等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗?Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?他终于约你出去啦?是的!He finally asked you out? Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧,我不会有事的!Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯,你没事吧?你希望我留下来吗?Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?能留下就太好了…That'd be good.真的?不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!Really? No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来,保罗,这是…Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位,这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗!红酒达人!Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人!我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗?Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?请坐,两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么?So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以,没事做!...so, nothing.对呀,你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候?God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.你可以谈论一下…Talk about your...大蜥蜴...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对,而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀,好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比,你要来帮忙吗?Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?噢,我希望我能,但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么?What's this?我不知道I have no idea.搞定书架了!完工了!Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯,我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么?What did you get?你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天!我知道,我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净?I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.你是怎么克服的?How did you get through it?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的…腿?Say her... Leg?那样也可以!Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表?You actually broke her watch? Mm.巴瑞,对不起,对不起Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关,我只是…It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗?如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢?You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.你在说什么?〝一个女人〞?What are you talking about? One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的?You got married. You were like, what, 8?欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点!Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后,我…Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦?What? What?你想边吃面条边讲出来?You wanna spell it out with noodles?不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢,所以会有第五次约会罗?Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?会有吗?Isn't there?我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么?What were you gonna say?好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后…Ever since she left me, um...我就一直…...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊,对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起…没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔…Um...多久了?How long?两年Two years.哇!Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表!I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗?So you still think you might want that fifth date?是的Yeah.是的,我希望Yeah, I do.我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮…看吧Do you take Joanie...? Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗?Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义?Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?是这样的,就算我想…You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁?...who am I gonna ask?是不是很不可思议?Isn't this amazing?我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...不过我还不太饿…Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning. Morning.早安早安,保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好,保罗嘿,是保罗,对吗?Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.谢谢你!太感谢你了!Thank you. Thank you so much.再聊好的We'll talk later, okay? Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会!That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么?What the hell do you do on a real date?闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去好的!Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.你们都有工作吗?So, like, you guys all have jobs?对,我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对,我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇,我有见过你的作品吗?Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?哦,应该没有,大部分是地方性节目Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错,对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶…Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?和巴瑞谈过吗?我无法停止微笑Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道,他只是太…I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗?Remember you and Tony De Marco?是的,记得就好像那样,但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇,你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好,我要醒过来,去工作Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔,祝我好运!为什么?Oh, wish me luck! What for?我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样?How was Florida?你跟人上床了,对吧?You had sex, didn't you?你怎么知道的How do you do that?那么,是和谁?你认识保罗吗?So, who? You know Paul?保罗,红酒达人?Paul, the wine guy?是的,我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样?You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?你开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.在我之前,他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言!Of course it was a line.为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?Why? Why would anybody do something like that?我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than:〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗?Is it me?是因为我会散发某种信号吗?Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到?...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know?我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样?Guess what.你找到工作啦?开玩笑吗?You got a job? Are you kidding?我一点经验都没有!I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折!...50 percent off.是呀,你真了解我…Oh, how well you know me.这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的?信用卡How'd you pay for them? Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢?And who pays for that?我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是:The word you're looking for is:〝总之…〞"Anyway..."好了,准备好了吗?All right. You ready?还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉,剪掉Cut. Cut.剪掉,剪掉,剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界!Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦,够啦你要在沙发上睡?Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不,我总要回家啊你还好吗?No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?是的Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么?What?那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧,晚安,各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安Good night.唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔,抱歉不,你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不,你吃吧平分?No, have it, really. Split it?好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道,在高中…You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...我曾暗恋过你...a major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道?You did? Oh.我还以为你一直认为我是摩妮卡的书呆子哥哥呢I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.我是这么认为的I did. Oh.听着,你是不是认为…Listen, do you think...你不要太在意我的脆弱这已经成为习惯And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?可以啊Yeah.也许Maybe.好Okay.好吧,我可能会约你…Okay, maybe I will.晚安晚安Good night. Good night.再见See you.嗯哼Mm-hm.等等,你怎么啦?Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?我刚刚拿起汤匙I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我听到的Can't believe what I'm hearing.我真不敢相信我听到的I can't believe What I'm hearing here怎么啦,我说你有个我说你有个…What? I said you had... What? I said you had...有完没完我的老毛病又犯了?Would you stop? Oh, was I doing it again?没错Yes.有人要咖啡吗?Would anybody like more coffee?你泡的,还是你只是端过来?Did you make it or are you just serving it?只是端过来好吧,我要杯咖啡I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们,新的梦…Kids, new dream.我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎·明妮莉…I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.。

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