大学英语短剧之甄嬛传_中英翻译搞笑

演员：甄嬛、浣碧、安陵容、华妃、宫女、太监、皇上

The biography of Zhenhuan

第一幕

甄嬛: You see, Huan Bi, what do you think of this handkerchief?

HuanBi: Answer to my young master, your workmanship is excellent! I think the emperor would be fond of it.

甄嬛: NO, he doesn’t care the handkerchief

HuanBi: he cares nothing but you!.To inform my young master, Master An wants to see you.

甄嬛: Yes, ask her to come in, please..

Anling: Your Majesty .

甄嬛: Please be up. Please have a seat. Just a day without seeing you, why are your voice become so harsh?

Anling: You don’t know, recently I suffer from throat illness again, and the emperor also has not come to see me for a long time

甄嬛: Throat illness? How quickly the disease recurred. HuanBi, go to the royal hospital and take some medicine for her soon.

HuanBi: My young master, we have it at hand.

A nling: You are so lucky that you can get everything you want. While I am so humble and always looked down upon. And…keep this medicine for yourself. You see, I have been much better, now I can even sing !

甄嬛: it’s good，y our voice as mildly crisp as oriole, and you are the super dancing queen in the entire palace! Come on, have some tea for your throat. Anling: Hey, what is it? Is it your Snow top with Tracy.

甄嬛: yes,Try it first and see whether you like it or not. I’m the only person to have the tea beside the emperor.

Anling: The tea is good ，How dare I compare with you ? Keep this Snow top with Tracy for yourself. You see, Huafei is coming, and I don't want to have anything to do with her. So, allow me to leave now..

第二幕

浣碧: HuaFei is coming!

甄嬛:Your Majesty! Long live the empress!

HuaFei: you can be up ！

甄嬛: Thank you.

HuaFei: It seems that your handicraft is better than before. Is this for the emperor?

甄嬛: Y ou always miss nothing! I will give the emperor this handkerchief to express my love for him.

HuaFei: Love? The emperor love you? Oh , come on! I’m the only woman the emperor loves ! I’d like to tell you what is the emperor’s love.

甄嬛:Ah, your headwear (头饰)is really beautiful!

HuaFei: If you like it and I will take it off and give it to you. Oh, but you are still only a concubine of the emperor, so you can’t wear this style.

甄嬛:You are kidding! How dare I compare with you?

HuaFei: I am the woman who manage the six palace, so I can’t dres s shabby like someone. But then again, I also dress it for myself. Look, there are so many beautiful girls who are the emperor’s new beloveds sitting under the stage.

甄嬛: So many new beloveds（深爱的人）. The emperor is really great. HuaFei: Write down the names of the beautiful girls who are under the stage , and I will train them .Now have my HuanYixiang .on.

Maidservant: Yes ,I do it at right .

甄嬛:You are so lucky to be the only person to get Huan Yixiang given by the Emperor.

Hua Fei: It is because of this perfume that others think me too luxurious. And they all know you are a thrifty housewife, nothing is wasted in your house, even your servants are also energy-saving and

emission-reduction.

甄嬛: Thanks for your praise. Huan Bi is my personal maidservant. During the day, she is a guard and she is a maid at night. So It is true there is nothing in this world that Huanbi can not do.

HuaFei: Beautiful girls…hey, the ir names are good, I will reward them all.

Maidservant: What does Empress reward them?

HuaFei: Yizhanghong！

Maidservant: Yes！Give each of them Yizhanghong！

甄嬛: You are really generous！

HuaFei: Yeah，would you have one, too？

甄嬛: No, I ‘m afraid I don’t have this fortune.

HuanBi: To inform my young master, the Emperor wants you to serve him tonight. Please go back and get prepared

甄嬛: I got it.

第三幕

Maidservant: This zhenhuan always wants to be your equals by relying on the emperor’s Love . She is too ignorant!

HuaFei: I have no way that the emperor is so partial to her. You know，The emperor bought her a new iphone-5 just because of her sweet words. When I asked for iphone-5 , I got five bags of apple instead.（提五袋苹果）I am really so so upset.

Maidservant: OH! My lady! It is fortunate for you to get Red Fuji! I heard that others even can not have it at all.

HuaFei: Though I envy her very much, But one thing that makes me happy is that she drank the tea includong the croton. Ha !ha!ha! Let her enjoy it!

甄嬛:yo, I almost forgot to tell you that I replaced your cup with mine. And the croton is in yours…

HuaFei: I know you are so careful, therefore I put the cup including croton in my side in advance. Songzhi, tell her which cup including the croton?

Maidservant: If you want to know that, I will tell you the truth. I put the croton into the both cups. And you both of you will have a diarrhea!