《绝望的主妇》第一季Mary Alice 结束语(英汉对照)

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中英对照绝望的主妇每集结束语

中英对照绝望的主妇每集结束语

Everyone understands the nature of war, we also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some when faced with a bloody battle simply give in, but for some surrender is unacceptable, even though they know it would be a fight to the death.每个人都清楚战争的本性,我们也知道胜利取决于我们打出的那些牌。

有些人在面对血战会从容放弃;但是对某些人来说投降是无法接受的,尽管他们清楚面前的是决一死战。

The world is filled with unlikely friendships. How did they begin, with one person desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand. When such kindness is offered, we are finally able to see the worth of those we have previously written off, and before we've known it, a bond has formed, regardless of whether others can understand it. Yes, unlikely friendships start up everyday, no one understands this more than the lonely, in fact, and it’s what they count on.世界上到处都是不太可能的友谊。

绝望主妇第一季第7集剧本(中英文)

绝望主妇第一季第7集剧本(中英文)

-Mary Alice: Previously on Desperate Housewivespreviously: 以前【previously on后加剧名,表示为对剧情的“前情提要”。

】desperate: 绝望的,不顾一切的housewife: 家庭主妇前情回顾。

-Mr. Shaw: What is it hired me to do?hire: 出钱雇佣某人做(某事)你雇佣我来干什么?-Paul: Someone sent that to my wife. I need to know who.send: 送,寄有人给我太太寄了这张纸条,我想知道是谁。

-Mary Alice: Some secrets were discovered.secret: 秘密discover: 发现,发觉有些秘密被发现了。

-Zach: After Mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana.die: 死亡start doing: 开始干…happen to: 发生我妈妈死后,我开始回忆起发生在Dana身上的事。

-Julie: Dana?谁是Dana?-Nurse: What are you doing?你在这干什么?-Mary Alice: Some secrets were uncovered.uncover: 揭开,揭露有些秘密揭开了。

-Carlos: Could be anyone she's having an affair with.have an affair with:(与某人)有不正当的男女关系有可能是这些人中的某一个和她有一腿。

-Mama Solis:Don't worry. I'm not letting her out of my sight.out of one’s sight: 看不见,在视野之外【这里指“我不会让她远离我的视线之外”。

绝望的主妇中英文台词对照

绝望的主妇中英文台词对照

F o r p e r s o n a l u s e o n l y i n s t u d y a n d r e s e a r c h;n o t f o r c o m m e r c i a l u s e绝望的主妇中英文台词对照-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.come across: 偶然遇到article: 文章unusual: 不平常的当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally:通常newsworthy: 有新闻价值的通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。

That all changed last Thursday.change: 改变但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course: 当然seem: 好像,仿佛normal: 平常as normal: 照常at first: 最初,开始时当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常。

I made my breakfast for my family.make: 做breakfast: 早饭我给一家人做好早餐。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles: 华夫饼干华夫饼来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores.perform: 完成chore: (家庭或农庄的)杂务,杂活我做好了做家务。

绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives se第一季第一集所有英文对白

绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives se第一季第一集所有英文对白

M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it g l e a m e d w i t h p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver t h a t h a d n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. M a r t h a H u b e r,w h o'd b e e n s t a r t l e d b y a s t r a n g e p o p p i n g s o u n d.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s.H u b e r t r i e d t o t h i n k o f a r e a s o n f o r d r o p p i n g i n o n me u n a n n o u n c e d. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six m o n t h s b e f o r e. [S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s.H u b e r w a s k n o w n f o r,i t w a s h e r a b i l i t y t o l o o k o n t h e b r i g h t s i d e.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n. L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. "W h y n o t q u i t y o u r j o b?""K i d s d o b e t t e r w i t h s t a y-a t-h o m e m o m s.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the f a s t-f o o d r e s t a u r a n t. L y n e t t e w o u l d'v e a p p r e c i a t e d t h e i r o n y i f s h e'd t h o u g h t a b o u t i t.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o.Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood. And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer. How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for C h r i s t m a s.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t?O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h.G a b r i e l l e S o l i s w h o l i v e s d o w n t h e b l o c k b r o u g h t a s p i c y p a e l l a. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their thir d date.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t.H o w e v e r,h e r r e l a t i o n s h i p w i t h h e r h u s b a n d w a s c o n s i d e r a b l y c o o l e r. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee. Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's c o n v e e r t i b l e e. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. Why not?At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds. Y o u m e e n t i o n e e d y o u s l e e p t w i t h h a l f t h e e Y a n k e e e e o u t f i e e l d.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n.P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y. W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Y e s,B r e e's m a n y t a l e n t s w e r e k n o w n t h r o u g h o u t t h e n e i g h b o r h o o d. Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. T h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e b l u e e r i b b o n i s j u s t f o r y o u a n d Z a c h a r y.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e. O f c o u r s e e. S us an Ma ye r,who live s a cr o ss the s tre e t, b r ou gh t ma ca ro n i an d che es e. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew h o w t o c o o k a n d s h e r a r e l y m a d e i t w e l l.I t w a s t o o s a l t y t h e n i g h t s h e a n d K a r l m o v e d i n t o t h e i r h o u s e.I t w a s t o o w a t e r y t h e n i g h t s h e f o u n d l i p s t i c k o n K a r l's s h i r t. She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, t h e e y t h i n k t h a t's t h e e o n l y w a y t o s o l v e e t h e e i r p r o b l e e m s. -M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e.[J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n?S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean a n y t h i n g.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet d e e s p e e r a t i o n. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for you. - D id h e e h a ve e to b a n g h is s e e c r e e t a r y?I h a d th a t wo ma n to b r u n c h.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that h e e h a d a w i f e e w i t h a l o a d e e d S m i t h&W e e s s o n. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. S o,S u s a n,i s h e e g o n n a s t o p s e e e e i n g t h a t w o m a n?I d o n't k n o w. I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this.L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K?Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y. If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer. What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u. -W h y?I m a d e e i t. T r u s t m e e.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u?I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t. -[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o?P l u m b e e r. S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What a r e e y o u d o i n g?W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e.-Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s?A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o?I a m y o u r m o t h e e r. Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n. Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatte er] [Shee groans] Heeree. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o.L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy l i v e s. While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their h o m e w o r k. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? - No, I'm t r y i n g t o r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y?-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y. - Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y.E d i e B r i t t w a s t h e m o s t p r e d a t o r y d i v o r c�e i n a f i v e-b l o c k r a d i u s.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u. W h a t's t h i s?S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i n v i t e e y o u i n,b u t I w a s i n t h e e m i d d l e e o f s o m e e t h i n g. -I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t. -I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain frien dly. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my p i p e e s?w o m e n d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e.N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s.E v e e r y t i m e e I'm a r o u n d t h a t m a n,h e e t r i e e s t o g r a b m y a s s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e?Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee without.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t. So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee k i t c h e e n. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o. But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed aga inst thee wall thee eentiree timee. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K?-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I c a n't a f f o r d t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e?A b s o l u t e e l y. [Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, theeree is n o t h i n g a b n o r m a l a b o u t b a s i l p u r�e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or navy beean? - Y o u r f a t h e e r c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o?-I t's O K. -I t's O K?I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree eeating, eeveeryonee's happy. - Y o u'd r a th e e r I s ee r ve e d p or k a nd b e ea n s?- Ap o lo g ize e n ow,I b ee g.I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint f o r t h e e l a s t s i x m o n t h s.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p. M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. Y o u'r e e t h e e o n e e a c t i n g l i k e e s h e e's r u n n i n g f o r M a yo r o f S t e e p f o r d. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful e m o t i o n.I n d i g n a t i o n. Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e. Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, w e e'r e e g e e t t i n g a p l a n e e a n d j o i n i n g y o u. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. -N o,I-W h e e r e e a r e e y o u r b r o t h e e r s?-N o o d l e e s,m y f a v o r i t e e. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o?-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p.N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n?-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u?H o w's t h e e f i r m?-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. W e e a ll s a y,if yo u h a d n't q u it yo u'd b e e r u n n in g th e e p la c e e b y n o w. Y e e a h,w e e l l. So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d. [Ga sp s] - Y ou kn ow wha t I do n't g ee t?- W ha t?Wh y yo u ma r r ieed M r. S o l i s. W e e l l,h e e p r o mi s e e d t o g i v e e me e e e v e e r yt h i n g I'v e e e e v e e r w a n te e d. -A n d d i d h e e?-Y e e s. Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m?I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up o n e e m o r n i n g w i t h a s u d d e e n u r g e e t o b l o w m y b r a i n s o u t.-H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g?-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? Stop beeing n e e r v o u s. Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar c u b e e s. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r. T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y?-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just w a n t e e d t o a s k i f-E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u?-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a.A n d I m a d e e t o o m u c h s o I t h o u g h t I'd b r i n g s o m e e o v e e r t o M i k e e.-W h a t's g o i n g o n?-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e?-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t?-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e. -W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w?Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w?Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t. -H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s. -I t's n o t w o r k i n g.-[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m.H o w a m I g o n n a s t o p u p t h e e s i n k?W e e l l,h e e r e e's y o u r p r o b l e e m. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'v e e t o l d J u l i e e a m i l l i o n t i m e e s n o t t o p l a y i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u. T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s.C a n w e e g o p l a y u n t i l o u r f o o d g e e t s h e e r e e?-T h i s i s f a mi l y t i me e.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k n o w y o u t h i n k I'm a n g r y a b o u t c o m i n g h e e r e e,b u t I'm n o t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I j u s t c a n't l i v e e i n t h i s t h i s d e e t e e r g e e n t c o m m e e r c i a l a n y m o r e e. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u.U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r. W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with r ee s t-ro o ms la bee leed "C h ick s" and"Dudee s",yo u'r ee ou t of yo ur min d. -W h a t's i n t h i s?-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n?I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t?-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal.W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee?- Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s?O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right now and p r a c t i s e e t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s. -Y e e a h!Y e e a h!Y e e a h!-P u n k s.G e e t o u t!W h o's o p e e n?G o o u t.D e e e e p e e r.D e e e e p e e r. T o u c h d o w n!O h,m y G o d. O h,n o. Y o u g o t t o b e e k i d d i n g.I'm e e x h a u s t e e d.I l o o k t e e r r i b l e e. I'm c o v e e r e e d i n p e e a c h e e s. -I'm s o r r y,b a b y.I g o t t o h a v e e y o u. -W e e l l,i s i t O K i f I j u s t l i e e h e e r e e?-A b s o l u t e e l y. -[S h e e l a u g h s]-I l o v e e y o u. -I l o v e e y o u m o r e e O h,b a b y. W a i t.I w a s h a v i n g t r o u b l e e w i t h s w e e l l i n g. T h e e d o c t o r t o o k m e e o f f t h e e p i l l. P u t o n a c o n d o m. -A c o n d o m?-Y e e a h. W h a t's t h e e b i g d e e a l?L e e t's r i s k i t. -L e e t's r i s k i t?-Y e e a h. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u t r i e e d t o k i l l m e e. -Y e e s,w e e l l,I f e e e e l b a d l y a b o u t t h a t. M r s.H u b e e r c a m e e o v e e r a n d I g o t d i s t r a c t e e d.I t w a s a m i s t a k e e. - Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm sick of you b e e i n g s o d a m n p e e r f e e c t a l l t h e e t i m e e. I'm s i c k o f t h e e b i z a r r e e w a y y o u r h a i r d o e e s n't m o v e e.。

绝望的主妇1-7季结束语全

绝望的主妇1-7季结束语全

101 The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this. 第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服,私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle,远不只。

多么讽刺,我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起,姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

102 Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me--the beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see. 是的,当我回头看我身后的世界,它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽,那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察,他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

103Yes I remember the world, every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was, what a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away. 是的,我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

绝望的主妇 中英文字幕+学习笔记 S01E22

绝望的主妇 中英文字幕+学习笔记 S01E22
finished: 结束了的、完结了的 murderer: 谋杀犯
你说你们两个吹了。你以为他是个谋杀犯。
-Susan: And that was your cue to come over and flirt?
cue: 提示,开端 come over: 过来 flirt: 调情
那成了你过来调情的原因?
appear: 出现 doorway: 门口
-Edie: Susan!
Susan。
-Susan: Hey there Edie.
嘿,Edie。
-Edie: What are you...
你们...你们怎么...
-SБайду номын сангаасsan: Mike and I got back together.
没错,Edie需要博得别人的注意来让自己感觉好些。所以她做出了一个决定。
(A construction worker walks over to Edie.)
construction worker: 建筑工人
-Cyrus: Ms. Britt, you look extra beautiful today.
你看。这样跑来跑去太不好了。
-Susan: Well, I can’t have doughnuts and juice. It’s unnatural.
她的突然出现总是能带来赞赏有加的眼光,贪得无厌的神情,肆无忌惮的注视。
Sadly for Edie, the one man she wanted most to notice her...paid her no attention at all.
sadly: 伤心地、悲伤地 notice: 注意到 pay attention: 注意

绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白(可编辑)

绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白(可编辑)

绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白 - MARY ALICE:: My name is Mary Alice Young. 我是Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. 当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life. 通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。

That all changed last Thursday. 但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first. 一切看起来都很平常。

I made my breakfast for my family. 我给一家人做好早餐。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles. 华夫饼来了。

- MARY ALICE: I performed my chores. 我做好了做家务。

I completed my projects. 完成我的手工作品。

I ran my errands. 完成我的使命。

In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. 事实上, 和平时没什么不同――一切都和往常一样,直到一件不寻常的事情的发生。

That's why it was so astonishing 这就是为什么一切令人震惊 when I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used. 当我决定走向走廊的壁橱,拿起一把从没用过的左轮手枪。

绝望主妇第一季第6集中英对照剧本-学习笔记

绝望主妇第一季第6集中英对照剧本-学习笔记

Desperate Housewives 第一季第6集:Running to Stand Still-MARY ALICE: Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat. suburbia: [总称]郊区;battleground: 战地、战场arena: 竞技场form: 形式、形状domestic: 家庭的combat: 争斗故事发生在郊区,讲的是各种类型的家庭斗争。

Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with children, but the bloodiest battles often involve women and their mothers-in-law.husband: 丈夫clash with:与…发生冲突clash: 冲突cross swords: 争斗sword: 剑、刀bloody: 血腥的battle: 战争involve: 牵涉mothers-in-law: 婆婆、岳母丈夫和妻子冷战,父母和子女不和,而最激烈的战斗总是发生在,媳妇和婆婆之间。

The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.war: 战争control: 控制,管理的权力propose: (常指男子)求婚lose: 失去ground: 战场、场地ever since: 从那时起(自那时以来)争夺对Carlos的控制权战争,开始于他求婚之后。

从那以后Gabrielle,再也不是一家之主了。

From the prenuptial agreement which she reluctantly signed,prenuptial: 结婚前的、婚礼前的agreement: 协议reluctantly: 不情愿地sign: 签字从她不情愿签署的第一个提前正式协,to the selection of wedding music she despised, the color of the ho use paint she hadn’t wanted ...selection: 选择wedding: 婚礼despised: 厌恶的paint: 油漆、粉刷到选择那个她讨厌的婚礼音乐,到她不喜欢的墙面颜色。

绝望的主妇第一季第二集中英对照剧本及笔记

绝望的主妇第一季第二集中英对照剧本及笔记

Season 1, Episode 2: Ah, But Underneath-GABRIELLE: if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known.some sort of: 某种crisis: 危机如果Mary Alice有什么不对劲,我们应该会知道的。

She lives 50 feet away,for God’s sakes.for God’s sakes: 【天晓得】看在上帝的面上天晓得,她住的离我们不过50英尺。

-SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on.go on: 发生Gabby,她结束了自己的生命,肯定有事情发生。

-GABRIELLE: Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass!around: 在……周围try to: 设法grab: 抓握ass: 屁股我每次遇见他,他都想摸我的屁股。

-CARLOS: I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. business:生意do business with: 与某人做生意去年我和他做了超过20万美元的生意。

如果他想摸你就让他摸吧-JOHN: Why aren’t you happy? 你为什么不开心?-GABRIELLE: Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.turn out: 证明是结果证明我所要的东西都没用。

-GABRIELLE: What’s that? 这是什么?-BREE: It’s a letter, addressed to Mary Alice. 一封写给Mary Alice的信。

《绝望的主妇》第一季Mary Alice 结束语(英汉对照)

《绝望的主妇》第一季Mary Alice 结束语(英汉对照)

《绝望的主妇》第一季Mary Alice 结束语(英汉对照)1. The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings andwhat was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally.I’m so sorry, girls.I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服,私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle,远不只。

多么讽刺,我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起,姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

2. Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to beunveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see.是的,当我回头看我身后的世界,它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽,那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察,他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

3. Yes I rember the world. Every detail. And what I rember most is how afraid I was, what awaste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away.是的,我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

美剧绝望的主妇经典结束语

美剧绝望的主妇经典结束语

美剧绝望的主妇经典结束语一条巷子,五户人家,外加八婆和售屋熟女,构成全美收视冠军《绝望主妇》。

这部热播剧从主人公玛丽・爱丽丝・扬的视角,审视了住在富有的中产阶级的聚居区的家庭主妇鲜为人知的生活。

而剧中台词更是耐人寻味。

下面就来看看各集精彩的结束语吧。

Everyone understands the nature of war, we also understand that victorydepends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some when faced with a bloodybattle simply give in, but for some surrender is unacceptable, even though theyknow it would be a fight to the death.每个人都清楚战争的本性,我们也知道胜利取决于我们打出的那些牌。

有些人在面对血战时会从容放弃;但是对某些人来说投降是无法接受的,尽管他们清楚即将决一死战。

The world is filled with unlikely friendships. How did they begin, with oneperson desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand. When suchkindness is offered, we are finally able to see the worth of those we havepreviously written off, and before we've known it, a bond has formed, regardlessof whether others can understand it. Yes, unlikely friendships start upeveryday, no one understands this more than the lonely, in fact, and it's whatthey count on.世界上到处都是不太可能的友谊。

绝望的主妇剧本

绝望的主妇剧本

Episode 01.06 - Running to Stand Still--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary Alice begins speaking as the camera pans over to Gabrielle。

Previously on "desperate housewives"Zach:I know why my mom killed herself.Mary Alice Voiceover:Secrets were revealed.Gabrielle:This is getting really weird.I think we should go to the police.Mary Alice Voiceover:Relationships got complicated.Gabrielle:Mama Solis. What are you doing here?Mama Solis:So you think she's cheating on you?Carlos:I think so.Mama Solis:I'll take care of it.Rex: We got a call --something about a break-in.Policeman:I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,but this is something else.Mary Alice Voiceover:And the mystery...Bree: Zach, why did you do this?Zach:I don't know.Mary Alice Voiceovereepened.Rex:Zach.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary Alice Voiceover:Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat. Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with children, but the bloodiest battles often involve women and their mothers-in-law.[Carlos's house](Inside the house, where the two of them and Mama Solis eat breakfast.)Mary Alice Voiceover:The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since. From the prenuptial agreement which she reluctantly signed, to the selection of wedding music she despised, the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted ... Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another. And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair, it had became increasintly apparent that in this war...Yoa Lin: "Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market."Mary Alice Voiceover:"...no prisoners would be taken."Gabrielle: "Thank you, Yoa Lin."Mama Solis: "I don't see why you have her."Gabrielle: "It's a big house. I need help."Mama Solis: "It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself."Gabrielle: "I supervise."Mama Solis: "You pay her $300 a week. That's $15,000 a year. Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement!"Carlos: "You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses."Gabrielle: "You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?"Carlos: "Other women manage..."(He gets up from the table and Gabrielle looks at Mama Solis, who smiles triumphantly. )--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's Bedroom](Carlos lies on the bed, reading, when Gabrielle glides into the room in a revealing outfit of bra and underwear. She clears her throat, crawls on the bed, and straddles Carlos. She kisses him, and then sighs.)Carlos: "Mmmm... that's nice.."Gabrielle: "You like that?"Carlos: "Oh yeah."Gabrielle: "God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos."Carlos: "What do you mean?"Gabrielle: "Well, since, I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking, and the cleaning, and all the shopping, like the other wives..."Carlos: "Mmm hmm..."Gabrielle: "...I'm going to be exhausted at night--just like all the other wives ... till I build up my stamina, of course, but that might take a couple years..."(She kisses Carlos down his body as he frowns.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------(The Next Morning)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war..."(Carlos comes down the stairs.)Mama Solis: "Good morning, Carlos."Carlos (emphatically): "The maid stays."(He leaves.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Never underestimate your enemy!"(Mama Solis looks up to the staircase where Gabrielle stands, triumphant.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside of Paul Young's House; Yard Sale]Mary Alice Voiceover:"Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know, in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need, each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures..."(Paul puts things in a box and closes the top, revealing that the box is labeled "Baby Stuff.") (Susan walks up to him.)Susan: "Hey, Paul."Paul: "Hi, Susan."Susan: "I got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. She got it for doing charity work, from the Chamber of Commerce."Paul: "Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary."Susan: "That makes sense. Still, I just want to make sure you didn't want to keep it, for Zach, something to remember his mother by."Paul: "Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. I'm out of newspaper." (He picks up a yellow/green blanket to wrap the glass.) "Here, let's call it ten bucks for everything." Susan: "Great. Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately."Paul: "He's been a bit depressed. I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives."Susan: "Oh, which ones?"Paul: "You don't know them."Susan: "So, how'd you get the fat lip?"Paul: "The usual way. Asking too many questions."(Paul walks away and Susan picks up the box and walks over to where Gabrielle is.) Gabrielle: "Did you find out where Zach is?"Susan: "No, but I can tell you this much. He's not staying with relatives."(Carlos and Mama Solis stand off in a corner. Mama Solis looks at a record album while Carlos surveys the crowd.) Carlos: "It's driving me crazy, mama. It could be any one of these guys she's having the affair with."Mama Solis: "Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight."Carlos: "Now, who the hell is that? And look at the way she's touching him. You think that's the guy she's having the affair with? "Mama Solis: "Carlos, don't be stupid. A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're gonna worry about."Carlos: "So it's someone that she doesn't talk to. What do I have to do? Beat up every guy in town?"Mama Solis: "Marriage takes work!"(They walk away, passing by John, who looks after them.)(Lynette, Bree, and Susan stand talking to each other. Gabrielle joins them soon after.) Lynette: "I'm not surprised that he's playing it close to the vest. Paul knows we're on to him." Bree: "Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done, something bad. Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?"Susan: "No. That's why we have to find him. It's the only way we'll know the truth."Bree: "It just doesn't make any sense. Zach is such a sweet kid. I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible."Gabrielle: "Well, he did break into your house. I mean, the kid is obviously troubled in some way."(Bree sighs.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center](Inside, Paul and a doctor stare through the window on the door of Zach's room. He sits on his bed, his head bowed as he eats from a tray of food.)Dr. Sicher: "Severe depression. Borderline personality disorder. Zach is a deeply troubled young man."Paul: "I'm aware of that. What are you giving him?"Dr. Sicher: "Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer."Paul: "Good."Dr. Sicher: "I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy, to help him with everything herepressed..."Paul: "I don't think so."Dr. Sicher: "Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely."Paul: "Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs. No new treatments without my permission." (He walks away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[School Gym](Lynette is seated with a group of women gathered near a stage.)Ms. Truesdale: "I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood, and it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliffe Academy so special. Thank you." (clapping) "And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons."Maisy: "Thank you, Ms. Truesdale. Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here. Tilda and Francis and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, and we were a little troubled by the ending. Killing the wolf. It says the wrong message to our kids. And we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort."(Lynette laughs.)Maisy: "Do you find something amusing?"Lynette: "I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding."Maisy: "No."Lynette: "Oh, okay."Maisy: "So in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw. And the woodsman will take out the thorn, and send Mr. Wolf on his way."Lynette: "I'm sorry, aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?"Maisy: "Yes."Lynette: "So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy. He eats Little Red's grandma. If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on another defenseless old lady."Maisy: "I'm sorry, and you are?"Lynette: "I'm Lynette Scavo. My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees."Maisy: "Oh, of course. Lynette. Let's see, you are ... signed up to take tickets the night of the show, is that right?"Lynette: "Yeah."Maisy: "Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting, shall we?"Lynette: "Sure. Whatever."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bree's House](Gabrielle and Mama Solis sit at Bree's kitchen table, drinking coffee Bree pours for them.) Bree: "I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together. My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day."Gabrielle: "She sounds nice."(Danielle walks into the house with John.)Danielle: "Hey!"Bree: "Oh, hey there, you two!"Gabrielle: "Hi, John."John: "Mrs. Solis."Gabrielle: "I wasn't aware you two were friends."John: "Yeah, we go to the same school."Gabrielle: "Of course you do."Danielle: "Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying."Bree: "Have fun."(Danielle and John leave.)Gabrielle: "Doesn't it make you nervous, a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?"Bree: "Oh no, I don't worry about John. Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club." (Gabrielle chokes and spews out coffee.)Gabrielle: "The coffee is a little hot."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside Susan's House](Susan opens up her mailbox and takes out her mail. When she turns around, she sees Paul getting into his car across the street.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers."(Susan stares at Paul across the street.)Paul: "Hey!"(He waves at her.)Mary Alice Voiceover:"She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach, and hiding the truth. She hoped that finding one would lead to the other. To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mrs. Greenberg's House](Susan rings the doorbell of Mrs. Greenberg's house, holding a package of eggs.)Mrs. Greenberg: "Susan. Long time, no see."Susan: "Mrs. Greenberg. Do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?" (She opens up her carton eggs and motions to the two empty spaces in the container.) Susan: "I need those back."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well gosh, honey, I'm fresh out, but if you want, I could run to the store." Susan: "Oh, forget about it, it's not that important, but since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage? Can I borrow it tomorrow?"Mrs. Greenberg: "You want to borrow my car?"Susan: "Just for a couple of hours."Mrs. Greenberg: "Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?"Susan: "Yes, I think so. I learned in college. It's like riding a bike, right?"Mrs. Greenberg: "I'm not sure, dear."Susan: "It's not big deal. It's just for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Dr. Goldfine's Office]Dr. Goldfine: "First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. We'remaking excellent progress."Bree: "Thank you, I feel really good about it."Dr. Goldfine: "But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet."Bree: "Oh, really. Like what?"Rex: "Um, I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life." Dr. Goldfine: "And Rex feels when you two have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be."Bree: "Connected?"Rex: "Well yeah, it's like you're thinking about other things. Is your hair getting messed up? Did you remember to buy the toothpaste? You're just not there."Dr. Goldfine: "This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem."Rex: "So, we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up."Dr. Goldfine: "This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. I have an excellent referral."Bree: "And what would this sexual surrogate person do?"Rex: "Well, she would coach us."Bree: "She!"Dr. Goldfine: "She's very discrete. You'll hardly notice she's there."Bree: "Oh. So she would be in the room with us, while we make love?"Rex: "Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential."Dr. Goldfine: "Do you have any questions?"Bree: "Just one. How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last, because it is really starting to tick me off!"(She gets up and walks out.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](The four women are seated around the dining room table, cards in front of them. Mama Solis is sitting off to the side, knitting.)Lynette: "All right. I think everyone is down for a nap. We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking. Five car draw, nothing wild."Bree: "So how is it going with Mike, Susan?"Susan: "It's going, finally. We have our first official date next week. I think he's taking me to see a play or something."Lynette: "Might I suggest the Barcliffe Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?" Susan: "Oh, that's right, the twins-stage debut!"Gabrielle: "Are they having fun?"Lynette: "Sure, they get to play oak trees. I'm the one who has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes."Bree: "Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons."Lynette: "She's a total nightmare. I guess I shouldn't have challenged her."Bree: "Oh, dear."Lynette: "Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me."Bree: "Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom."Susan: "It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts. Girls smile at you to your face, and thenbehind your back, they make fun of you because you're the only one not shaving your legs yet." (Gabrielle gets up and goes to the living room where chips and dip are on a platter. She takes some as the women talk.)Lynette: "That would have never happened in Boy Scouts. When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought. A guy takes his opponent on, face to face, and once he's won, he's top dog. It's primitive, but it's fair."Susan: "And a lot less sneaky."Gabrielle: "Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?"(Gabrielle goes to the window and peeks outside, seeing John working outside across the street.)Lynette: "It's science, Gabrielle.Sociologists have documented this stuff."Gabrielle: "Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? (pauses) Wow this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick. I'm going to run to the little girls' room. You guys go ahead, I might be a while." Lynette: "I hate playing three handed poker. Let's take a break."Mama Solis: "I'll play!"Bree: "You play poker?"Mama Solis: "I used to play a little with my grandfather."Susan: "ull up a chair."Mama Solis: "Oh, I notice you were just playing for chips, huh. My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money."Lynette: "Why not? Fifty cents a bet?"Mama Solis: "Make it a buck." She pulls a wad of cash out of her brassiere. "Three raise limit. Twenty dollar buy in."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Bathroom](Gabrielle closes the door to the bathroom and checks her appearance in the mirror. Then she opens the window and peers down. Climbing over the windowsill, she falls outside, landing with a shriek. She looks over the fence to where John is mowing the lawn. She climbs over the fence by stepping on stacked wood, knocking them over. Once over the top of the fence, she falls. John rushes over.)John: "Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?"Gabrielle: "Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?"John: "I've been busy."Gabrielle: "Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with."John: "Danielle? Come on, I mean, she's just a friend."Gabrielle: "Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can't even pronounce."John: "Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time. Look, maybe we should just cool it for awhile."Gabrielle: "Oh, no, John, please don't say that. I have everything under control."(They kiss.)Gabrielle: "Now give me a boost."(He helps her climb back over the fence.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Lynette's House](Gabrielle walks back into the dining room.)Gabrielle: "Hey! So what did I miss?"Mama Solis: "Not much, just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls."(There is a huge stack of money in front of Mama Solis as she pulls it all towards her. The other women look stunned.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Play Rehearsal]Maisy: I'm sorry I'm late.As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis, which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed here. Are there any volunteers?"Lynette (standing up): "I'll do it."Maisy: "Really, that's a ... do you know how to sew?"Lynette (sits down): "Absolutely."Maisy: "Well, great, uh, thank you, Lynette!" (clapping)Lynette (stands up again): "Okay. So, now that I'm going to do some, heavy lifting, I believe I have a right to talk about the changes made to the script?"(She pauses. Nobody says anything, so she rushes forward to stand next to Maisy and address the group.)Lynette: "Um, ladies. We all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff and all, so I say, to hell with political correctness, let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed. Let's kill the damn wolf, and just put on the best show we can." (clapping) Maisy: "Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech, but I believe that ship has sailed." Jordana: "No, it hasn't. We still have time to change the ending back."Ms. Truesdale: "And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale - I don't think it will upset the children."Maisy: "Well, I think you are wrong."Lynette: "Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Also, everyone has a right to vote. So all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass..."(She raises her hand. And slowly, the others follow, except for Maisy, who glares at Lynette.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Outside of Paul's House](Sitting in her borrowed car, hidden mostly from view, Susan puts on a pair of sunglasses and watches Paul get into his SUV and drive away. Then she follows him - after a lurching start.) Susan: "Oh!"(He pulls into a parking lot and gets out. Susan slows down and looks at the sign stating "Silvercrest Juvenile Rehabilitation Center.")--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Restaurant](Bree is sitting alone at her table when she notices Dr. Goldfine sit down at another table, also alone, with a book.)(Bree takes a sip of wine, then gets up and goes to his table.)Bree: "Dr. Goldfine."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree."Bree: "You're dining alone?"Dr. Goldfine: "Actually, I am."Bree: "Well, what a coincidence. So am I. It seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I, pull up a chair?"Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients."Bree: "Oh," (she pauses. )"Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry, of course, it's, it's inappropriate. It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because..." (she pauses.) "I suppose it can wait."(She walks back over to her table and sits down, taking a sip from her glass of wine. Then they take turns looking at each other. And finally he waves her to come back over and sit across from him. Bree breathes a sigh of relief and gets up to join him.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's House](Gabrielle is on the phone.)Gabrielle: "No, Lynette, I'm sorry, Juanita's taking a bath. Well, how much did she win from you? Jeez," (She laughs.) "Yeah, I guess she'll take a check. Okay. All right. Bye."Carlos: "What was that about?"Gabrielle: "It turns out your mother is quite the card shark."Carlos: "You let her play cards? How long did she play?"Gabrielle: "Not that long, why?"(Carlos walks away from her.) "Carlos, what is it?"Carlos: "I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem."Gabrielle: "Was this before we were married?"Carlos: "Yeah. It was bad. She went into debt. She dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry..."Gabrielle: "Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game."Carlos: "But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon. I know she seems like a very strong woman, but..."Gabrielle: "She has a major weakness. Honey, oh,"( she embraces him.) "It's okay. You were right to tell me this."(She smiles.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Restaurant]Dr. Goldfine. "And you understand I have to treat this as a session."Bree: "Of course, that's fine. Shall I include the meal?"Dr. Goldfine: "Oh no. We'll split that."(Bree writes a check for $180.00 payable to Dr. Albert Goldfine and hands it over.)Dr. Goldfine: "So, let's talk about yesterday. You think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?"Bree: "No, I don't."Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves from the act."Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex."Dr. Goldfine: "All right."Bree: "I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm ... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. And then there's the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan."Waiter: "Can I get you something?"Dr. Goldfine: "Uh, just the check, please."Waiter: "Sir, you haven't ordered yet."Dr. Goldfine: "Oh."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Gabrielle's Car](Gabrielle and Mama Solis drive up to "The Torch Lake Casino.")Mama Solis: "We're not shopping?"Gabrielle: "Oh, I thought we would stop here for lunch first. This place has the best buffet in town. All you can eat crab legs. Oh no!"Mama Solis: "What's wrong? Let's go!" (Mama is already out of the car.)Gabrielle: "I didn't realize how late it was. They're only holding the suede mini for me until two. If we stay, I'll never make it. We'll just have lunch at the mall."Mama Solis: "Wait, uh, I'l really in the mood for crab legs. Why don't you just drop me off, and you can come back."Gabrielle: "Well, if the mall is crowded, it might take over an hour."Mama Solis: "It's a buffet. There's no rush!"(Mama Solis rushes inside. Gabrielle picks up her cell phone and calls somebody as she drives away.)Gabrielle: "Hi John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Play Rehearsal]Lynette (to a child in a costume): "All right. Off you go. Thanks."Maisy: "Ooh, Lynette. I couldn't help but notice, you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap."Lynette: "Oh, yeah, huh, it was a creative call. Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish."Maisy: "Well, Jordana Guist manages to get her work done. She runs the concessions, paints the sets, and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband. Now, we can't have the students suffer just because you don't understand the concept of time management." Lynettte: "I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads." Maisy: "Okay, I'll make a creative call. We'll cut the oak trees. That forest is looking a little dense, anyway."Lynette: "My boys are the oak trees."Maisy: "Are they? Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll find something for them to do back stage. That's。

绝望的主妇1-6季结束语全

绝望的主妇1-6季结束语全

绝望的主妇1-6季结束语101 The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this. 第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服,私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle,远不只。

多么讽刺,我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起,姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

102 Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me--the beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see. 是的,当我回头看我身后的世界,它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽,那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察,他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

103Yes I remember the world, every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was, what a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away. 是的,我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

绝望的主妇第一季第二集中英对照剧本及笔记

绝望的主妇第一季第二集中英对照剧本及笔记

Season 1, Episode 2: Ah, But Underneath-GABRIELLE: if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known、some sort of: 某种crisis: 危机如果Mary Alice有什么不对劲,我们应该会知道得。

She lives 50 feet away,for God’s sakes、for God’s sakes: 【天晓得】瞧在上帝得面上天晓得,她住得离我们不过50英尺。

-SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself、Something must’ve been going on、go on: 发生Gabby,她结束了自己得生命,肯定有事情发生。

-GABRIELLE: Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass!around: 在……周围try to: 设法grab: 抓握ass: 屁股我每次遇见她,她都想摸我得屁股。

-CARLOS: I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year、If he wants to grab your ass, you let him、business: 生意do business with: 与某人做生意去年我与她做了超过20万美元得生意。

如果她想摸您就让她摸吧-JOHN: Why aren’t you happy? 您为什么不开心?-GABRIELLE: Turns out I wanted all the wrong things、turn out: 证明就是结果证明我所要得东西都没用。

-GABRIELLE: What’s that? 这就是什么?-BREE: It’s a letter, addressed to Mary Alice、一封写给Mary Alice得信。

绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白

绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白

M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. M a r t h a H u b e r,w h o'd b e e n s t a r t l e d b y a s t r a n g e p o p p i n g s o u n d.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s.H u b e r t r i e d t o t h i n k o f a r e a s o n f o r d r o p p i n g i n o n m e u n a n n o u n c e d. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s.H u b e r s t o o d m o t i o n l e s s i n h e r k i t c h e n,g r i e f-s t r i c k e n b y t h i s s e n s e l e s s t r a g e d y.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s.H u b e r w a s k n o w n f o r,i t w a s h e r a b i l i t y t o l o o k o n t h e b r i g h t s i d e.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. Af t e r t h e f u n e r a l,a l l t h e r e s id e n t s o f W i s t e r ia L a n e c a me to p a y t h e i r r e sp e c ts.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n. L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e.B ut wh e n he r d o c to r a n no u nc e d s he wa s p r e g na n t,he r hu sb a nd T o m ha d a n id e a. "W h y n o t q u i t y o u r j o b""K i d s d o b e t t e r w i t h s t a y-a t-h o m e m o m s.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant. L y n e t t e w o u l d'v e a p p r e c i a t e d t h e i r o n y i f s h e'd t h o u g h t a b o u t i t.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I a m n o t g o i n g t o b e e h u m i l i a t e e d i n f r o n t o f t h e e e e n t i r e e n e e i g h b o r h o o d. And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer. How did you geet that I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h.G a b r i e l l e S o l i s w h o l i v e s d o w n t h e b l o c k b r o u g h t a s p i c y p a e l l a. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.C a r l o s,w h o wo r k e d i n m e r g e r s a n d a c q u i s i t i o n s,p r o p o s e d o n t h e i r t h i r d d a t e.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s.B u t s h e s o o n d i s c o v e r e d t h i s h a p p e n e d e v e r y t i m eC a r l o s c l o s e d a b i g d e a l.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t.H o w e v e r,h e r r e l a t i o n s h i p w i t h h e r h u s b a n d w a s c o n s i d e r a b l y c o o l e r. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee. Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. W h y n o t A t t h e e D o n a h u e e p a r t y e e v e e r y o n e e w a s t a l k i n g m u t u a l f u n d s. Y o u m e e n t i o n e e d y o u s l e e p t w i t h h a l f t h e e Y a n k e e e e o u t f i e e l d.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y.W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Y e s,B r e e's m a n y t a l e n t s w e r e k n o w n t h r o u g h o u t t h e n e i g h b o r h o o d.E v e r y o n e o n W i s t e r i a L a n e t h o u g h t o f B r e e a s t h e p e r f e c t w i f e a n d m o t h e r.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. T h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e b l u e e r i b b o n i s j u s t f o r y o u a n d Z a c h a r y.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morni ng.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e. O f c o u r s e e. S u s a n M a y e r,w h o l i v e s a c r o s s t h e s t r e e t,b r o u g h t m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e s e. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook a n d s h e r a r e l y m a d e i t w e l l.I t w a s t o o s a l t y t h e n i g h t s h e a n d K a r l m o v e d i n t o t h e i r h o u s e.I t w a s t o o w a t e r y t h e n i g h t s h e f o u n d l i p s t i c k o n K a r l's s h i r t. S h e b u r n e d i t t h e n i g h t K a r l t o l d h e r h e w a s l e a v i n g h e r f o r h i s s e c r e t a r y.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. S u s a n h a d s t a r t e d t o t h i n k h o w n i c e i t w o u l d b e t o h a v e a m a n i n h e r l i f e.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think t h a t's t h e e o n l y w a y t o s o l v e e t h e e i r p r o b l e e m s.-M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee ho w Dad's girlfrieend alwa ys s a ys nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean anything.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most wo meen leead Livees of noisy fulfillmeent"- Good for you. -D i d h e e h a v e e t o b a n g h i s s e e c r e e t a r y I h a d t h a t w o m a n t o b r u n c h.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee w i t h a l o a d e e d S m i t h&W e e s s o n. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. S o,S u s a n,i s h e e g o n n a s t o p s e e e e i n g t h a t w o m a n I d o n't k n o w. I'm s o r r y,y o u g u y s,I j u s t I j u s t d o n't k n o w h o w I'm g o n n a s u r v i v e e t h i s. L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g p r o b l e e m s,s h e e s h o u l d'v e e l e e t u s h e e l p h e e r. What probleems could shee havee had Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nice e family.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u. -W h y I m a d e e i t.T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t. -[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o P l u m b e e r.S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What aree you d o i n g W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o I a m y o u r m o t h e e r. Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n.W e e w a n t t o s w i m a n d y o u c a n't s t o p u s![C h a t t e e r][S h e e g r o a n s]H e e r e e. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex - Aree you mad I askeed you that - No, I'm trying to r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y. - Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y.E d i e B r i t t w a s t h e m o s t p r e d a t o r y d i v o r c e i n a f i v e-b l o c k r a d i u s.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u. W h a t's t h i s S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i n v i t e e y o u i n,b u t I w a s i n t h e e m i d d l e e o f s o m e e t h i n g.-I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t. -I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n.F o r a m o m e n t,S u s a n w o n d e r e d i f h e r r i v a l r y w i t h E d i e wo u l d r e m a i n f r i e n d l y. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my pipees women d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e. N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s.E v e e r y t i m e e I'm a r o u n d t h a t m a n,h e e t r i e e s t o g r a b m y a s s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee wi thout.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t. So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee kitcheen. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o.B u t I'm k e e e e p i n g m y b a c k p r e e s s e e d a g a i n s t t h e e w a l l t h e e e e n t i r e e t i m e e. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I can't afford t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e A b s o l u t e e l y. [Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup Danieellee, theeree is nothing abnormal a b o u t b a s i l p u r e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of - Likee Freench onion or navy beean - Your fatheer c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o-I t's O K.-I t's O K I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer Excusee mee Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and b e e a n s,a n d t h e e y'r e e e e a t i n g,e e v e e r y o n e e's h a p p y. -Y o u'd r a t h e e r I s e e r v e e d p o r k a n d b e e a n s-A p o l o g i z e e n o w,I b e e g. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee Can't wee just havee food - Aree you doing drugs - What Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p. M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. Y o u'r e e t h e e o n e e a c t i n g l i k e e s h e e's r u n n i n g f o r M a y o r o f S t e e p f o r d. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.I n d i g n a t i o n. T o m,t h i s i s m y f i f t h m e e s s a g e e a n d y o u s t i l l h a v e e n't c a l l e e d m e e b a c k. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e.Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree g e e t t i n g a p l a n e e a n d j o i n i n g y o u. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. -N o,I-W h e e r e e a r e e y o u r b r o t h e e r s-N o o d l e e s,m y f a v o r i t e e. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p. N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u H o w's t h e e f i r m-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. W e e a l l s a y,i f y o u h a d n't q u i t y o u'd b e e r u n n i n g t h e e p l a c e e b y n o w. Y e e a h,w e e l l.S o h o w's d o m e e s t i c l i f e e D o n't yo u j u s t l o v e e b e e i n g a m o m A n d t h e r e i t w a s. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. W e e l l,t o b e e h o n e e s t F o r t h o s e w h o a s k e d i t,o n l y o n e a n s w e r w a s a c c e p t a b l e. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d.[G a s p s]-Y o u k n o w w h a t I d o n't g e e t-W h a t W h y y o u m a r r i e e d M r. S o l i s. W e e l l,h e e p r o m i s e e d t o g i v e e m e e e e v e e r y t h i n g I'v e e e e v e e r w a n t e e d. -A n d d i d h e e-Y e e s. T h e e n w h y a r e e n't y o u h a p p y T u r n s o u t I w a n t e e d a l l t h e e w r o n g t h i n g s. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree Why aree wee doing this Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a s u d d e e n u r g e e t o b l o w m y b r a i n s o u t. -H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery Stop beeing neervous.Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar cubees. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r. T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just wanteed to ask if -E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a.A n d I m a d e e t o o m u c h s o I t h o u g h t I'd b r i n g s o m e e o v e e r t o M i k e e. -W h a t's g o i n g o n-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e. -W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t.-H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s. -I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m.H o w a m I g o n n a s t o p u p t h e e s i n k W e e l l,h e e r e e's y o u r p r o b l e e m. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'v e e t o l d J u l i e e a m i l l i o n t i m e e s n o t t o p l a y i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go p ut in yo ur or deer s a nd I'll b ee b ac k with yo ur p la te e s fo r thee sa la d bar. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u.T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s.C a n w e e g o p l a y u n t i l o u r f o o d g e e t s h e e r e e-T h i s i s f a m i l y t i m e e.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k n o w y o u t h i n k I'm a n g r y a b o u t c o m i n g h e e r e e,b u t I'm n o t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I j u s t c a n't l i v e e i n t h i s t h i s d e e t e e r g e e n t c o m m e e r c i a l a n y m o r e e. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u. U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r.W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms l a b e e l e e d"C h i c k s"a n d"D u d e e s",y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d. -W h a t's i n t h i s-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee -H e e y!-H e e y!I w a s n't e e x p e e c t i n g y o u f o r a w e e e e k.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right now and practisee t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s.。

绝望主妇语录中英对照

绝望主妇语录中英对照

祈祷赐给我们力量,让我们能够面对不愿接受的事实。祈祷的力量来自它对人性的洞察力;因为太多的人对我们的生活充满愤怒;因为太多的人过于懦弱,不敢为正义拍案而起;因为太多的人无法选择的时候,会对绝望妥协。好消息是敢于把话说出口的人,上帝会听到你的祈祷并回答你。坏消息是上帝的答案有时是否定的。
When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden, because they know if revealed, the damage it will do. So they conceal it within sturdy walls, or they place it behind closed doors, or they obscure it with clever disguises, but truth , no matter how ugly, always emerges, and someone we care about always ends up getting hurt, and someone else will revel in their pain, and that's the ugliest truth of all。
我们都做过一些自己都感到惭愧的事。有些人爱错了人,有些人错过了爱;有些孩子使父母丢脸,也有些家长让孩子失望。是的,我们都犯过错,使自己和爱人蒙羞。但如果我们试着从这些错误中吸取教训并成长,就还有挽回的机会。
There's is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept. The power of the prayer comes from its insight into human nature. Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us; Because so many of us are cowardly, and afraid to stand up for what is right; Because so many of us give in to despair, when faced with an impossible choice. The good news for those who utter these words is that god will hear you and answer your prayer. The bad news is that sometimes the answer is no。

绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives se第一季第一集所有英文对白

绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives se第一季第一集所有英文对白

M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last w e e k. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last T h u r s d a y. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life u n t i l i t g l e a m e d w i t h p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a r e v o l v e r t h a t h a d n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. M a r t h a H u b e r,w h o'd b e e n s t a r t l e d b y a s t r a n g e p o p p i n g s o u n d.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me s i x m o n t h s b e f o r e. [S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d.L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n. L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. "Wh y not quit your job?" "Kids do be tte r w ith stay-a t-home mo ms.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from t h e f a s t-f o o d r e s t a u r a n t. L yn e t t e w o u l d'v e a p p r e c i a t e d t h e i r o n y i f s h e'd t h o u g h t a b o u t i t.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood. And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer. How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want s o c k s f o r C h r i s t m a s.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t?O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h.G a b r ie l le S ol i s w h o li v e s d o wn t h e bl o c k b ro u g ht a sp i c y p a e l l a. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and r i c h m e n. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's c o n v e e r t i b l e e. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds. Y o u m e e n t i o n e e d y o u s l e e p t w i t h h a l f t h e e Y a n k e e e e o u t f i e e l d.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y. W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from s c r a t c h.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Yes, Bree's man y talents were known throughout the neighbor hood. Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. T h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e b l u e e r i b b o n i s j u s t f o r y o u a n d Z a c h a r y.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee m o r n i n g.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e. O f c o u r s e e. Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she k n e w h o w t o c o o k a n d s h e r a r e l y m a d e i t w e l l.I t w a s t o o s a l t y t h e n i g h t s h e a n d K a r l m o v e d i n t o t h e i r h o u s e.I t w a s t o o w a t e r y t h e n i g h t s h e f o u n d l i p s t i c k o n K a r l's s h i r t. She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir probleems. -M r s.Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent i n s i d e e. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n?S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't m e e a n a n y t h i n g.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of q u i e e t d e e s p e e r a t i o n."-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for you. - Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his m i n d t h a t h e e h a d a w i f e e w i t h a l o a d e e d S m i t h&W e e s s o n. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four y e e a r s.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. So, S usan, is he e gon na st op se e e e ing tha t w o ma n?I don't k now. I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this. L i s t e e n t o m e e.W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K?Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y. If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer. What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee f a m i l y.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u. -W h y?I m a d e e i t. T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can s c r e e w u p m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u?I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r.S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t. -[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o?P l u m b e e r. S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw t h i s o u t. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys c h e e e e r]W h a t a r e e y o u d o i n g?W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l.-I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s?A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o?I a m y o u r m o t h e e r. Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n. Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o.M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, b u s y l i v e s. While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others d i d t h e i r h o m e w o r k. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K.W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e. How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? - No, I'm t r y i n g t o r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g.Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y?-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y. - Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find o u t. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y. Edie Britt wa s the most pre da tor y divor c?e in a five-bloc k ra dius.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u. W h a t's t h i s?S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i n v i t e e y o u i n,b u t I w a s i n t h e e m i d d l e e o f s o m e e t h i n g. -I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t.-I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look a t m y p i p e e s?w o m e n d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e. N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s.E v e e r y t i m e e I'm a r o u n d t h a t m a n,h e e t r i e e s t o g r a b m y a s s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e?Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee without.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t. So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o.But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K?-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work d o n e e a n d I c a n't a f f o r d t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e?A b s o l u t e e l y. [Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, theeree i s n o t h i n g a b n o r m a l a b o u t b a s i l p u r?e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or navy b e e a n?-Y o u r f a t h e e r c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o?-I t's O K. -I t's O K?I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree eeating, eeveeryonee's h a p p y. - You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans? - Apologizee now, I beeg. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen a s f r e e s h a s p a i n t f o r t h e e l a s t s i x m o n t h s.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p. M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford.Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying s o m e e t h i n g. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more u s e f u l e m o t i o n.I n d i g n a t i o n. Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e. Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back b y n o o n,w e e'r e e g e e t t i n g a p l a n e e a n d j o i n i n g y o u. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. -No, I -Whe e r e e a re e yo ur br o the e r s?-N oodl e e s, m y f a vor ite e. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o?-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p. N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n?-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u?H o w's t h e e f i r m?-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now. Y e e a h,w e e l l. So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d. [Gasps] - You know what I don't geet? - What? Why you marrieed Mr. S o l i s.Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed. -A n d d i d h e e?-Y e e s. Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m?I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out. -H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g?-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? Stop b e e i n g n e e r v o u s. Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of s u g a r c u b e e s. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r.T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y?-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I j u s t w a n t e e d t o a s k i f-E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u?-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a. And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee. -W h a t's g o i n g o n?-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e?-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t?-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e.-Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e. -W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w?Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w?Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t. -H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s. -I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m. How am I gonna stop up thee sink? Weell, heeree's your probleem. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'v e e t o l d J u l i e e a m i l l i o n t i m e e s n o t t o p l a y i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u. T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s. Can wee go play until our food geets heeree? - This is family timee.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k n o w y o u t h i n k I'm a n g r y a b o u t c o m i n g h e e r e e,b u t I'm n o t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I ju st c a n't l iv e e in th i s th is de e te er ge e n t c o mme e r c i a l a n ymo r e e. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u. U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r. W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", you'ree out of your mind. -W h a t's i n t h i s?-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n?I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t?-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t.[Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee? - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s?O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e.- Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right n o w a n d p r a c t i s e e t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s. -Y e e a h!Y e e a h!Y e e a h!-P u n k s.G e e t o u t!W h o's o p e e n?G o o u t.D e e e e p e e r.D e e e e p e e r. T o u c h d o w n!O h,m y G o d. O h,n o. Y o u g o t t o b e e k i d d i n g. I'm e e x h a u s t e e d.I l o o k t e e r r i b l e e. I'm c o v e e r e e d i n p e e a c h e e s. -I'm s o r r y,b a b y.I g o t t o h a v e e y o u. -W e e l l,i s i t O K i f I j u s t l i e e h e e r e e?-A b s o l u t e e l y. -[S h e e l a u g h s]-I l o v e e y o u.-I l o v e e y o u m o r e e O h,b a b y. W a i t.I w a s h a v i n g t r o u b l e e w i t h s w e e l l i n g. T h e e d o c t o r t o o k m e e o f f t h e e p i l l. P u t o n a c o n d o m. -A c o n d o m?-Y e e a h. W h a t's t h e e b i g d e e a l?L e e t's r i s k i t. -L e e t's r i s k i t?-Y e e a h. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u t r i e e d t o k i l l m e e. -Y e e s,w e e l l,I f e e e e l b a d l y a b o u t t h a t. M r s.H u b e e r c a m e e o v e e r a n d I g o t d i s t r a c t e e d.I t w a s a m i s t a k e e. - Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm sick of y o u b e e i n g s o d a m n p e e r f e e c t a l l t h e e t i m e e. I'm s i c k o f t h e e b i z a r r e e w a y y o u r h a i r d o e e s n't m o v e e.。

绝望主妇第一季第19集剧本

绝望主妇第一季第19集剧本

The script of Desperate HousewivesSeason 1第十九集:Mary Alice Voiceover: Previously on desperate housewives-[INT:Meyer House-Kitchen -Day]Julie: Grandma's here.(Off Susan's oh no' look)[EXT:Wisteria Lane-Outside Meyer House-Day](Off Sophie's oops look)Mary Alice Voiceover: In life-[INT:Solis House - Living Room -Day]Carlos: It's called a post nuptial agreement.[INT:Solis House -Dining Room -Day]Gabrielle: I'm not signing this.(Struggle/ screams as Carlos forces Gabrielle to sign the post-nup.)Gabrielle: Stop, you're hurting me.[INT:John's Apartment-Entrance-Day]John: Mrs Solis, what are you doing here?Mary Alice Voiceover: You can't change what's already been done-[INT:Delfino House-Living Room-Day](Mike is looking at a photograph of him and Deirdre when they were younger.)[EXT:Wisteria Lane -Outside Delfino House -Day](Police arrest Mike, cuffing him on his car.)Deirdre's Dad (Noah): People leave trails one of those trails will lead to Deirdre. I'm not taking my money to the grave, I'm going to use it to save your ass.[INT :Restaurant -Night](Mike and Noah sit having coffee and have a meeting about Deirdre.)Mary Alice Voiceover:- Or who people really are.[EXT:Kamp Hennessey -Counselling Centre -Day](Andrew closes the door as Bree hesitantly waves to him.)[INT:Kamp Hennessey-Counselling Centre-Day]Rex: Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay.(Shots of Andrew, Bree and Rex looking uncomfortable.)End of Recap--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Scavo House -Kitchen -Day](Lynette pulls the garbage out of the bin with a sigh, carries it through the house to the window.)Mary Alice Voiceover: Every morning as she went to take out the trash, Lynette Scavo would indulge in a little daydream. The details of which were always the same.[EXT:Wisteria Lane-Outside Mrs McClusky's House-Day](Lynette looks out the window towards the other side of the street, Mrs McClusky's house. Mrs McClusky is in her garden watering her plants with a hose. All of a sudden Mrs McClusky falls over, stiff as a board, spraying the water as she falls. Dead.)Mary Alice Voiceover: One day her nasty neighbour Karen McClusky would keel over and die. And herhome would be bought by a lovely Swedish family, with two adorable twin daughters.(A moving truck pulls up outside Mrs McClusky's house. As it pulls off we see a perfect blond family: mom, dad and two little girls. All waving across the street to Lynette. The Scavo family and the Swedish family walk into the street where they all shake hands and become firm friends.)[INT:Church -Day](Shots of a joined wedding, with the two proud moms gushing at each other.)Mary Alice Voiceover: The families would form an everlasting friendship, culminating in their daughters marrying her sons at an elaborate wedding-the Scavos would not have to pay for.[INT :Scavo House -Living Room-Day](Off Lynette smiling at the happiness in her daydream)[EXT:Scavo House-Day](Lynette has the look on her face that says 'Oh, not again'.)Mary Alice Voiceover: Yes, Lynette enjoyed her little daydream, but Mrs McClusky always had a way of pulling her back to reality.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Wisteria Lane -Outside Scavo House -Day](Mrs McClusky is awkwardly carrying two dustbins across the street from the Scavo house. Lynette chases after her.)Lynette: Hey hey hey. HEY! Why are you stealing my garbage cans?Mrs McClusky: Garbage pickup was two days ago. These cans have been on the street ever since. I just assumed you didn't want 'em anymore.Lynette: Oh, that's cute. That's great. Here, Give them here.(Lynette put her rubbish in her bins, takes them off Mrs McClusky and walks back towards her house) Mrs McClusky: It's bad enough we have to stare at the godawful colour you painted the house, we shouldn't have to stare at your cans for days on end.Lynette: You want to talk about good neighbour etiquette, how about you hire a gardener to take care of that jungle you call a lawn.Mrs McClusky: I am on a fixed income.Lynette: Then why don't you think about moving somewhere less expensive? Like a nursing home?Mrs McClusky: Go to Hell.(Mrs McClusky waves her arm dismissively of Lynette. Walks away)Lynette: Run by Germans. Hmm?(Lynette turns around to put the bins down. When she turns back, she sees Mrs McClusky, bending over, slowly falling to the ground & taken ill.)Lynette: And you know-Mrs McClusky?(Runs across the street, worried about her neighbour.)Lynette: Mrs McClusky, are you alright?(Not knowing really what to do, she goes to open the door to let her inside,)Lynette: I'll get the door.(But by this point, Mrs McClusky is facing down on the floor and in obvious need of medical attention.) Mary Alice Voiceover: For a brief moment Lynette was presented with an interesting choice of options. (Lynette looks up from Mrs McClusky trying to decide what to do, and sees the perfect Swedish family waiting by the moving truck.)Mary Alice Voiceover: And even though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning, Lynette chose to dothe right thing.(Lynette takes out her mobile phone and calls an ambulance.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Wisteria Lane-Back of Ambulance -Day](Mrs McClusky is strapped on to a gurney and placed into the back of the ambulance.)Mrs McClusky: Lynette, where are they taking me?Lynette: You're going to the hospital, Mrs McClusky. You're going to be fine.Mrs McClusky: Well, I don't want to go alone. Come with me.Lynette (trying to get out of going with her): Well, these are trained technicians and I've got a roast in the-freezer.Mrs McClusky: Please, I'm scared.Lynette: Yeah, I'll come with you. Here I am.(Climbs into the ambulance)Mrs McClusky: Thank you.(Reaches out to hold Lynette's hand)Mrs McClusky: If I die I don't want it to be with strangers.Lynette: You're not going to die.(Mrs McClusky drops Lynette's hand.)Mrs McClusky: How can you be so sure?Mary Alice Voiceover: Of course Lynette didn't respond. How could she tell her neighbour that some dreams are just too beautiful to come true?(The ambulance pulls off -as Lynette looks out the back window to the perfect Swedish family sadly waving good bye to her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Opening Credits--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT :graveyard -Day](Noah sitting on a bench in the cemetery. Holding a photograph of Deirdre and rubbing a rosary in silent prayer.)Mary Alice Voiceover: Life is a journey. One that is much better travelled with a companion by our side. But sometimes we lose our companions along the way and then the journey becomes unbearable. (Mike walks up to Noah.)Mike: Noah, I didn't know you were a religious man. What's with the rosary?Noah: They found Deirdre.Mike (shocked): What?Noah: Her body had been stuffed inside a toy chest. Can you believe that? A kids toy chest? She's been dismembered.(Noah is fighting not to cry. Mike sits down with him)Mike: My god.Noah: The cops ID'd her from her dental records. She's been dead 15 years. All that time I was looking for her and she was already gone.Mike: I'm so sorry.Noah: I have to bury my baby,(Noah stands up and looks around.)Noah: I came out here to figure out what kind of tombstone to get her.Mike: You shouldn't be doing this now. Let's get you home.Noah: There's a cop I want you to talk to-Mike: A cop?(Mike is unsure about what he's being asked to do.)Noah: His name is Sullivan. I paid him to take the heat off you for your neighbour's murder. He'll get you the file on Deirdre's case. Apparently they have some leads.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Kamp Hennessey-Outside Counselling Centre -Day]Rex: I don't know. I think we may be making a huge mistake.Bree: We made our decision, let's just stick to it.Rex: I say we leave him here three more weeks. What's the worst that could happen?Bree: Our son has just told us that he might be gay. There are two hundred other boys in this Kamp. Now I could explain to you what might happen if we left him here, but I'm a lady and I don't use that kind of language.(Both sigh, and they stand up and start to walk.)Rex: Now I bet we're worrying ourselves sick about nothing, this is probably just a phase.Bree: Exactly. So we'll get him home, we'll get him into Christian counselling so it won't become a lifestyle.Rex: Well, whatever's going on with him, he's still our son and we love him.Bree (outraged): Why would you say that to me?Rex: Because it's obvious how freaked out you are by the whole gay thing.Bree: I may be freaked out. But that doesn't change how I feel about him.Rex: I'm just saying be cool.(Rex turns to look at the opening door.)Bree: I can be just as cool as you can.Rex: Alright.(Andrew walks out, looking unsure. Rex goes to shake his hand, but pulls him into a bear hug.)Rex: It'll be nice to have you back.Bree: Andrew, I would love you even if you were a murderer.(Hugs him for a long time whilst Rex and Andrew share looks of 'Is she serious' behind her back.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Wisteria Lane -Outside Scavo House- Day](Susan, Gabrielle and Lynette are sitting outside gossiping, while Lynette jiggles the baby in her pram. One of the twins comes running up.)Porter: Mommy, the line's not moving.(Susan looks behind Porter to see a queue of children at the ice cream van. She sees her mother at the van's window flirting with the ice cream man.)Susan: Oh, for Pete's sake.(Susan gets up to go and stop her mother.)(Sophie and the ice cream man are laughing and flirting.)Susan: (tries to get her mother's attention) Mom. Mom.Sophie: What?Susan: The kids are waiting.Sophie: Oh, honey, Hector here teaches salsa dancing at the community centre.Hector (ice cream man): I give private lessons too.Sophie: Oh, I bet you do.(Susan pulls her mother away from the van.)Susan: Mom, would you please not flirt with the ice cream man.Sophie: Why not?Susan: Do you need a reason beyond the fact he's the ice cream man?Sophie: It's called moving on with your life.Susan: You just broke up with Morty two weeks ago. Don't you think you could at least pretend to mourn the relationship.Sophie: You are such a stick in the mud. We should be out there having fu n. I know what we can do tonight. (gets really excited)We can go to some hip club and get some cute guys.Susan: Mom!Sophie: I'll say I'm 42 and you can be 28.(Susan looks at her incredulously, like she can't believe what she's hearing.)Sophie: What? Oh, you can pull it off.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Scavo House-Doorway-Day](Lynette opens the front door and is surprised to see her neighbour.)Lynette: Mrs McClusky, You're back from the hospital already?Mrs McClusky: It turns out I OD'd a little bit on my arthritis medication. One pill, I can open a jar, four pills. I'm face-down fighting for my life. You'll find out about that soon enough.Lynette: Huh, well, I'm glad to hear you're alright.Mrs McClusky: Here, it's my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn. Lynette: Oh, Mrs McClusky, you don't have to.Mrs McClusky: Keep it, it's genuine Tiffany. Been in my family for years.Lynette: I don't know what to say. It's stunning. Thank you.(Mrs McClusky reaches across the threshold to give Lynette a big hug. Lynette looks like she doesn't quite believe what's happening.)Lynette: I'd invite you in but-Mrs McClusky: Well, I wanted to tell you what my doctor said. It seems the arthritis is the least of my problems. See, I have this skin tag, or at least I thought it was a skin tag, but it turns out it might be more serious..--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Solis House -Bedroom -Night](Carlos walks towards the bed. Gabrielle is reading a magazine and puts her foot on his chest to stop him coming any closer.)Gabrielle: What do you think you are doing?Carlos: Please, I can't sleep in the den anymore. I need to sleep in a bed.Gabrielle: Well, you might want to try a motel, because you're not coming back in here.(Gabrielle takes her foot down and goes back to the magazine.)Carlos: How many times have I got to say I'm sorry?Gabrielle: Obviously a few more.Carlos: I'm not proud of what I did. I admit I was way out of line.Gabrielle: If you want back in this bed you know what to do.Carlos: I'm not tearing up the post-nup.Gabrielle: Why not?Carlos: 'Cos it's the one way I can be sure you'll be here when I get out of jail.Gabrielle: Well, then have fun at the motel.(Gabrielle turns away from him to read the magazine.)Carlos: Fine. Tomorrow I'm cancelling your credit cards.Gabrielle: What?Carlos: And I'm taking away your ATM as well.Gabrielle: What am I supposed to do for money?Carlos: Maybe once you see how good you've got it here, you'll treat me with a little respect. (Gabrielle gets up on her knees to be able to look Carlos in the eyes.)Gabrielle: Y ou want my respect? Then tear up the post nup!Carlos: Give me my pillow.Gabrielle: One more thing. If you ever hurt me again, I WILL kill you.Carlos: If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you.Gabrielle (sarcastic): Boy, with all this passion, isn't it too bad we're not having sex?(Carlos walks away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:John's Apartment -Living Room -Day](John is kissing his way up Gabrielle's arm. Gabrielle doesn't quite seem into it.)Gabrielle: I feel trapped.John: You want me to open a window?Gabrielle: No, I'm talking about my life.John: Oh. So are we done making out?(She realises what he's proposing.)Gabrielle: No no, keep going.(John goes back to kissing her neck and shoulder.)John: So what's up?Gabrielle: I'm unhappy. Carlos and my marriage. I don't have options and it's driving me crazy. Every time something went south in my life, I always had a plan B. now I feel like I have nothing.(Stops kissing her)John: What about me? Can't I be your plan B?Gabrielle: Dammit John! What is our new rule?John (like a child being told not to hit his sister- you know the voice): Stop pretending we have a future. Gabrielle: Thank you.John: Can't you just walk out?Gabrielle: No, 'cos if I leave then I'll be broke, and that would be awful. And if I stay he'll be in control and that's horrifying. And he cut up all my credit cards, which means I'm married to him and unable to shop, which is probably the worst of all possible worlds.John: I'm sorry.Gabrielle: I'll figure something out. I'm sorry. I'm not much fun today, I'm going to go.(Gets up to leave)John: Wait.(Pulls his credit card out of his wallet and hands it to her)Gabrielle: What's this?John: You deserve nice things, and if Mr Solis won't provide them, I will.Gabrielle: With your student credit card?John: I own my own business.Gabrielle: Y ou mow lawns!John: I make good money. I have 20 houses and I'm this close to getting the driving range at the coun try club.Gabrielle: Y ou can't.John: Yes! I can.Gabrielle: I'll pay it off.John: If you want, but you don't have to. Mrs Solis, to take care of you, that's my dream.Gabrielle: Well, far be it for me-(puts the card into her purse) to stand in the way of a young man's dream. (Gabrielle reaches out for John and they start making out again.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT :Scavo House- Kitchen-Day](Lynette is on the phone to Tom trying to arrange the errands she has to run that day.)Lynette:OK, Tom, I will swing by the dry cleaners after I hit the market. Um, I don't know, Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 o' clock, so the, um, car might have to wait until tomorrow.(As Lynette is getting her things ready to leave, we see the Tiffany lamp perfectly situated on a table in the lounge.)Lynette: Alright, I love you too. Bye bye.(Opens the door to find Mrs McClusky standing there, with a basket of fruit. She stops, shocked.)Mrs McClusky: Hi there. I brought you some avocados. I have a tree out back but I don't like them and your family seems like the kind that would eat guacamole.Lynette: Um, Mrs McClusky, thank you, that is very nice.Mrs McClusky: So let's make up a batch.(Lynette tries to put her off.)Lynette: Now's not a good time. I'm on my way out and I have a tonne of errands.Mrs McClusky: Oh, that's great, 'cos my cars on the fritz and I could hitch a ride. I need to drop by the pharmacy anyway.Lynette: No I can't. I'm sorry, but I have a lot of things to do.Mrs McClusky: Well, maybe you could take me later, or I could drop by tomorrow.Lynette: Mrs McClusky, I won't have any time tomorrow.Mrs McClusky: Oh, well, I find it interesting that you can't spend two minutes with me, but you have no trouble taking my Tiffany lamp.Lynette: Oh, for god's sake.(Lynette goes into the house and picks up the tiffany lamp,offers it back to Mrs McClusky.)Lynette: Here, you should take this back. I don't have a place for it.Mrs McClusky: But that was my gesture for saving my life.Lynette: Yes, and it was a beautiful gesture. Really. But I-Mrs McClusky: Save it, Lynette. I get the picture.(Mrs McClusky takes the lamp and storms off back across the street.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT :Mayer House-Stairs -Night](Susan comes down the stairs yawning, wearing only a T-shirt)Susan: Argh!(She screams when she sees her mother and a strange man sat in the kitchen. Tr ies to pull down the T-shirt to cover herself more.)Sophie: Oh, Susie, this is Tim.Tim: Sorry, if we startled you.Susan: Oh uh, that'S okay. I just didn'T expect to see anyone up at a quarter of one.Sophie: Susie, you should have come out tonight. I met Tim here at the Islands Bar, and he introduced me to this crazy drink-the dirty volcano. Haha.Tim: Woo.Sophie: And we danced and then he dipped me.Tim: Sophie is very limber.Susan: Um, mom. Could I just talk to you in the family room for a minute?Tim: Susan is your daughter??!!Sophie: Yup.Tim: No, she can't be. No.Sophie: Yeah.Tim: No.Sophie: Yeah.Tim: No.Susan: Alright, we get it. She looks young.(Susan grabs her mother and drags her to the other room.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Mayer House-Family Room-Night]Sophie: Oh, the man has magic fingers.Susan: What are you doing? I have a teenage daughter in the house! You cannot just bring strange men you meet in bars back here in the middle of the night!Sophie: I'm just having a few laughs. What's the big deal?Susan: Look, I know you're trying to get over Morty, but this is not the way to do it.So can you please just go out there and tell him to go home?Sophie: You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?Susan: I've been plenty supportive.Sophie: No, you haven't, you really haven't. Now Tim is my guest and he will go home when I say so. Susan (defiantly): If he's not gone in five minutes, then I'm going to go out there and tell him how old you really are.(Sophie makes a show of yawning and stretching her arms.)Sophie: Tim, it's time for me to say goodnight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Underground Garage-Empty-Night]Sullivan (Dirty Cop): Delfino?Mike: Yeah. You must be Sullivan.Sullivan: The file on Mellor's daughter.Mike: Yeah, he said you have some leads.Sullivan: Yeah sure, we've got some leads.Mike: Is there a problem?Sullivan: Gee, I don't know. I'm handing a confidential report over to a killer and drug dealer. Why should that be a problem?Mike: Thanks.(Mike turns and walks away.)Sullivan: Is this what our justice system's come to? Guys like you walking the streets without a care in the world?Mike: I did my time.Sullivan: Not nearly enough, you piece of garbage.(Mike walks back to him.)Mike: You know, I'm glad we got to meet, because apparently I'm no longer a murder suspect thanks to you.(Sullivan is wearing a superior smile on his face,)Mike: So I don't want to seem ungrateful, but how much does it take to buy off a homicide detective these days? Thanks again.(Mike walks away.)Sullivan: Hey, Delfino. One more thing.(Gets out his gun and hits Mike as he turns to answer him on the head with the butt of the gun. Mike falls to the floor, hurt, where he's kicked several times by Sullivan. Mike starts to get back up, only to be hit by Sullivan's gun again.)Sullivan (standing over him): Now this file was misplaced you understand. If even a word of this gets back to me, there'll be one less cop killer on the streets. You understand me?(Sullivan stands up and throws the heavy file down next to Mike.)Sullivan: And for god's sake, don't get any blood on the file.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Posh Restaurant -Day](Gabrielle is out having a posh lunch, looking at the new shoes she just bought. She looks extremely happy with where she is. An older man is watching her and makes a toast from across the room. Gabrielle smiles back.)Waiter: Ma'am. I'm sorry, but your credit card has been declined.Gabrielle: What? Oh, no. That's impossible. It's a new card, I just went shopping with it. Try it again. Waiter: Ma'am I tried it three times and then I called the bank. Now may I try another card?Gabrielle: Of course you may. If you will just give me a moment.(The waiter walks away and Gabrielle pulls out her cell phone.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Intermittent shots of Gabrielle in the restaurant and John at his apartment.]John: Hello?Gabrielle: It's me.John: I've been trying to call you, but you turned your cell off.Gabrielle: Because I'm in a lovely restaurant having a lovely meal that I now can't pay for!John: Well, did you order already?Gabrielle: I ate already!John: Look, the credit card company called my mom. They said that there was unusual activity on my card.Gabrielle: I bought shoes!John: Well, I didn't know that. You know, and then my mom started asking all these questions and I blurted out that the card was stolen and she cancelled it.Gabrielle: Why would they call your parents? It's your account.John: They co-signed for it. Look if you just explain to the waiter?Gabrielle (can't quite believe the situation she finds herself in): What? That the card was cancelled by my lover's mommy?John: Well, what other option do you have? Unless you return the shoes and get the money back? Gabrielle: Return the shoes? I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical.(Gabrielle hangs up on him. The waiter returns.)Waiter: So ma'am, what would you like to do about the bill?Gabrielle: Uh??(Gabrielle looks worried, but she suddenly gets an idea. She smiles as she looks over to the old man who was just smiling at her.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[EXT:Wisteria Lane -Outside Scavo House -Day](Delivery guy walks across the street to Lynette, who is outside carrying washing.)UPS Delivery Guy: Afternoon. I've got a package for your neighbour Karen McClusky. Could you sig n for it?Lynette: Well, isn't she home? She usually doesn't go anywhere.Delivery Guy: No one answered.Lynette: Alright. Okay. Thank you. (takes the package)(Lynette walks carefully up Mrs McClusky's front steps, puts the package on her doorstep, rings the bell and runs away with the attitude of a child who's playing "knock knock danger",)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------[INT:Posh Restaurant -Day](Gabrielle and the older man are now sitting together at her table, and they are sharing a bottle of wine.) Gabrielle (flirting): So let me get this straight. Y ou play tennis. You know wine. And you speak mandarin. Does every other man in the world want you dead?Rich Man: (laughs) I'm not that impressive. I pulled a grey hair out of my chest this morning. Gabrielle: Ha ha. I don't know. I'd watch your back.Rich Man: (looks Gabrielle up and down) You know, I've really enjoyed talking to you. You uh, well, you've made my day. I was thinking if you'd like to get together again.Gabrielle: Well, Sam, to tell the truth, I'm kind of in a relationship at the moment. I just wanted to be honest.(Gabrielle reaches for his hand.)Rich Man: That's perfectly okay, Tina. (places his other hand on top of hers) By the way, this is on me. Gabrielle: Oh no, you shouldn't. (fake protestations)Rich Man: Please. It's my pleasure.(He hands the bill and his card to the waiter, who looks at it unbelievingly. He makes accusing eyes at Gabrielle, who looks back at him with a mix of "what" and "say something I dare you". The waiter walks away without saying anything.)[INT:Van Der Kamp House-Dining Room-Night](Bree and Rex are sitting the table for dinner.)Rex: This is going to be a disaster.Bree: It'll be fine.Bree (calls to Andrew): Andrew, honey, hurry up. Dinner's nearly ready.Rex: It's like we're setting a trap for him.(Rex places a bottle of wine on the table.)Bree: It's for his own good. You'll see.Andrew: Smells good. What are we having?Bree: I'm making homemade bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage. (goes over to Andrew and straightens his hair) It's a recipe I found in an old German cook book.(Doorbell rings.)Bree: I'll get the door. Honey, you pour the wine.(Rex pours himself a large glass of wine.)Andrew: Isn't Danielle spending the night at Wendy's.Rex: Oh, yes, she is. (drinks the entire glass of wine)。

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《绝望的主妇》第一季Mary Alice 结束语(英汉对照)1. The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I’m so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服,私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle,远不只。

多么讽刺,我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起,姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

2. Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see.是的,当我回头看我身后的世界,它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽,那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察,他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

3. Yes I remember the world. Every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was, what a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away.是的,我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

对我影响最深刻是却是我如何的害怕,真是浪费生命!活在恐惧中就和死了一样。

我希望能把这些告诉给留在这世上的人,但是会有帮助吗?也许不会。

我终于明白了,当恐惧来临的时候,总会有人去坚强的面对,也总会有人选择逃避。

4. What type of person would send such a note? Was it an enemy? Of course! But what kind? An acquaintance? A stranger? Or how about a neighbor that lives a few feet away?什么样的人会寄这样一张字条?是敌人?当然了!但是是什么样的敌人?萍水相逢?还是陌生人?或者就是一个街坊邻居?5. People by their very nature are always on the lookout for intruders, trying to prevent those on the outside from getting in. But there will always be those who force their way into our lives, just as there will be those we invite in. But the most troubling of all will be the ones who stand on the outside looking in. The ones we never truly get to know.人类的天性就是提防那些入侵者,我们努力防止外人进入我们的生活。

但就像我们有时会邀请客人一样,总会有人强行进入我们的生活。

不过最令人头痛的还是那些站在远处监视着我们的人,我们永远不知道他们的真面目。

6. The search for power begins when we are quite young. As children, we are taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil. But as we get older, we realize that nothing is ever that simple. Traces of evil always remain.我们很小的时候就知道追求权力。

我们还是孩子的时候学到的是邪不胜正。

但我们长大之后发现事情远没有那样单纯。

邪恶的踪迹总是存在。

7. Competition, it means different things to different people. But whether it’s a friendly rivalry, ora fight to the death. The end result is the same. There will be winners, and there will be losers. Of course the trick is to know which battles to fight. You see, no victory comes without a price.竞争意味着不同的事对不同的人。

但不管是一场友好的竞赛还是致命的搏斗,最终结局都是一样的――有胜利者,也有失败者。

当然,秘诀在于自己要知道该参加哪场斗争。

因为,任何胜利都是有代价的。

8. There is a widely read book that tells us everyone is a sinner. Of course, not everyone feels guilt over the bad things they do. In contrast, there are those who assume more than their share of the blame. There are others who soothe their consciences with small acts of kindness. Or by telling themselves their sins were justified. Finally, there are the ones who simply vow to do better next time, and pray for forgiveness. Sometimes, their prayers are answered.有一本广泛流传的书(《圣经》)告诉我们每个人都是罪人。

当然并不是所有人做完坏事之后都会内疚,相对的,也有人承担了过多的罪过。

有些人会做些小小的善事来安抚他们的良心;或者告诉自己他们是替天行道。

最后,有些人仅仅发誓说下次会做得更好,并祈求原谅。

有时他们的祈祷得到了回应。

9. People are complicated creatures, on the one hand, able to perform great acts of charity; on the other, capable of the most underhanded forms of betrayal. It is a constant battle that ranges within all of us, between the better angels of our nature, and the temptation of our inner demons. And sometimes the only way to ward off the darkness is to shine the light of compassion.人是一种复杂的生物。

一方面,能乐善好施;另一方面,也能背信弃义。

我们的内心在善良的天使和欲望的魔鬼之间不断的斗争着。

有时,抵挡黑暗的唯一办法就是发出仁慈的光芒。

10. Trust is a fragile thing, once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom;but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust. Those we are closest to can betray us. And total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned.信任是很微妙的东西,一旦得到我们会感觉到无比自由;但是一旦失去就几乎不可能再挽回。

当然,我们永远不知道可以相信谁。

最亲近的人也有可能背叛我们,而未曾谋面的人也可能伸出援助之手。

所以,大多数人决定只相信自己。

这是避免引火上身最简单的方法。

11. We are all searching for some one. That spec ial person who will provide us what’s missing in our lives, someone who can offer companionship, or resistance, or security. And sometimes if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us with all three. Yes for all searching for someone. A nd if we can’t find them, we can only pray they find us.我们都在寻找某个人。

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