搞笑古诗词

搞笑古诗词摘录

君子坦荡荡，小人写作业。商女不知亡国恨，一天到晚写作业。举头望明月，低头写作业。洛阳亲友如相问，就说我在写作业。少壮不努力，老大写作业。垂死病中惊坐起，今天还没写作业。生当作人杰，死亦写作业。人生自古谁无死，来生继续写作业。众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人正在写作业。

十年生死两茫茫，不思量，Forever Young

众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。

云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！

人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand

身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！

天生我材必有用，I can play football..

春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema

问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl

问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go

春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out

问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do

曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say

无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me

此情可待成追忆，let it be

争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?

林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光，there's something wrong~

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go

空山新雨后fire in the hole

两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump

春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in

天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever i'm gay

人不寐，将军白发征夫泪，jingle all the way。

感时花溅泪，fuck me everyday

今朝有酒今朝醉，will you be my little three

闲云潭影日悠悠，I stuck in wrong hole。

少壮不努力，you will be a pig.

此情可待成追忆，someone you like but not me.

衣带渐宽终不悔，i will make you be a gay.

空山新雨后，fire in the hole.

急急如律令，do blow job in the rain

男儿何不带吴钩，Fuck the girl then you go.

王师北定中原日，congratulations~

商女不知亡国恨，welcome to china.

秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one.

故人西辞黄鹤楼，I say love you say no.

朱门酒肉臭，I'm hungry.

停车坐爱枫林晚，look listen and see.

春色满园关不住，let's rock and roll.

天生我材必有用，I can play football.

江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all