英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
英语短剧剧本适合5个人第一幕：Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B： Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B： That' s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G： You are so nice to me.女：我们分着吃吧。
G： Let us eat it together , ok?男：我吃过了。
（喂给女生吃了。
）B： Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G： It tastes so delicious. Let' s go to the library and read books.男：好的，走吧。
B： Ok, let' s go.第二幕：After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
最新搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie<Beautiful Life>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过<美丽人生>吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。
最新五人英语短剧剧本The-Lost-Youth(迷失的青春)与4人至6人英语话剧剧本Be-a-Good-Lover剧本
五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t bel ieve it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends wi th beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Ki ki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relax ing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs wil l destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourse lf. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。
英语搞笑短剧剧本 5。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Ba jie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have a ny idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,pl ease don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......(谢幕)。
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本
搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。
最近我要导演一部新的电影。
今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。
好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。
杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。
(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。
陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。
杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。
五人英语短剧剧本
五人英语短剧剧本场景1五人英语短剧剧本Cathy 秦Susan 桂Angel and Servant 孔Evil and Clerk 周Aside 傅SummaryCathy很苗条，Susan很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.Scene I(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?Susan: I’m not doing well.Cathy: Why not?Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen：['?bd?men]腹部 looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen：['?bd?men].)Cathy: But it is tender 柔软的and makes me feel content.Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)Why are you not me and I am not you?(Susan seems to intend doing something.)Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. T hat’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)Susan: We begin planning right away.Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.接着下一幕，尽请期待......。
搞笑英文多人剧本
Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。
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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
【5人英语短剧】The Frog Prince
The Frog PrinceSummary:The popular fairy tale that is well knowTransformed into a skit of our very ownThe frog, the prince, the golden ballWe are presenting to you allBy a witch, put under a spellAndre searches, a way out of hellAfter hopping a long, long wayUnkown dangers, ahead they layAt last, with Lily by his sideHis hope for the princess has all diedWhen he stopped and turned aroundHis true love was finally foundAnd so we finish in everyone's laughterThe story that ended happily ever afterScene oneNarrator:Once upon a time, in a faraway land, Princess Tatiana was promisedto Prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis. Thefestive mood of the engagement arouses in the kingdom. Faraway,beyond all the celebrating, alone in her tower, Poinsetta, the witch,was watching, her eyes brewing with anger and hatred.Poinsetta:Mine, mine, mine! Andre should be mine! How could he marryTatiana? How can I let him marry Tatiana?(Poinsetta flounces around in rage.)(Andre is standing before a mirror made of aluminum foil.) Andre:Magic mirror, I will marry Tatiana in a week, how beautiful she is!The brightness of her eyes shine like candles in the dark night! mesoftness of her skin feels of the finest silk! She leaves even thegoddesses in bitter envy. Magic mirror, show me my dear princess!(Poinsetta bursts out from the other side of the mirror, screeching) Poinsetta:I'm he-ere!(Leaps into Andre's lap)Poinsetta:Tell me honey, tell me that you will not marry that wretched princess!Tell me that you love me and me only! I have waited and waited foryour love! Now give me a big kiss!(Poinsettia leans over to Andre, puckering her lips.)Narrator:Scared to death Andre stands frozen in terror, his legs trembling, andfalls to the ground.(Actions follow narrator)Poinsetta:Ungrateful creature! I have offered my love, look upon you as my man, yet, you despise me as if I have asked for your life, look at me asif you have just seen a dead frog! Well well well, we'll see who is thefrog around here! Abracadabra!(She waves her hands around, and in a poof of smoke, Andre turns in to a green frog.After the smoke clears,)Andre:RibbitPoinsetta:You can turn yourself back to a prince when your princess Tatiana kisses you! Now my dear prince, we'll see how you find your belovedprincess, you frog prince! Hee hee hee!(She cackles in a witch-like manner and flounces oft)Andre:Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow.Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, glory hallelujah! I better gosearch for Tatiana, to break this evil spell! I must stop pitying myself!(Andre scrambles away)Scene twoNarrator:Several weeks later; after traveling high and low, through barren deserts, though endless seas, Andre came upon a big rock in a darkforest. Exhausted and dehydrated, Andre fell upon the big rock,unconscious.(The she frog, Lily, pokes her head out, looks at Andre, and quickly pulls her head in. She pokes her head out from the other side, and slowly hops toward Andre, circles him twice, and pokes him.Andre lets out a tremble as Lily leaps back in surprise.) Lily:Its alive!(Lily gets a bucket of water and dumps it over Andre. Andre coughs and sputters.)Andre:How dare anyone pour water on me!(He Sits up and looks around.)Andre:Where... where am I? And who are you?Lily:Why you are in the land of princess Tatiana, and I live here! I am Lily.And you are....?(Andre stands up, tall and proud, slaps his chest)Andre:I am prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis.(Lily looks at him in disbelief.)Lily:I can see, you're not a prince, you're only a frog!Andre:Oh yes I am, I am a prince, I am prince Andre!Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Yes, I am.Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Yes, I am.Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Yes, I am. Yes, I am!Both:Hmph!(They stamp their feet at the same time and turn their backs to each other. After a while,Lily turns back)Lily:So tell me prince, what are you doing here?Andre:I am here to find my bride, princess Tatiana.Lily:..... you're traveling to the castle. Allow me to go ;with you.(Lily hops beside Andre, and he pushes her away.)Andre:No, please get out of my way, you are very annoying!(Lily Sits down and looks sad and lost)Lily:Nobody likes me, everybody hates me; guess I'll go eat worms...(Lily pauses and glances hopefully at Andre, who turns back, impatiently)Andre:Oh, fine! Follow me if you must!(They hop on)Scene threeNarrator:Andre continues his journey to find Princess Tatiana, this time with Lily the frog beside him. Several days later, with the help of Lily.Andre passes through the dark forest, unhurt, and come upon a lake.The cool, clear water looked so inviting, that Andre and Lily decidedto take a rest beside the lake. A vague shape of the castle is in thedistance.Andre:Is that the castle?Lily:Yes.Andre:Yes! I'm saved! (Turns and faces direction of castle) Tatiana! Free me from this spell!(Golden ball flies in, and hits Andre, knocking him unconscious.)Lily:ANDRE!(Lily tries to wake Andre, but fails. Tatiana walks in.)(Lily tries to pull Andre away when she sees Tatiana, but can not. She then runs behindthe book)Tatiana:Ah! My golden ball is here. (Sees Andre lying on floor.) EWWW!What is this? (Pokes at Andre) A frog? Well, I could use someamusements.(Tatiana walks off)(Lily comes out from hiding place)Lily:That must be Princess Tatiana, the reason for this adventure and cause for all this trouble. However, I do not think that the princess willbelieve his story. I must go save him before she turns him into frogsoup!(Lily walks (leaps?) off stage.)Scene fourNarrator:Prince Andre has finally found his princess, or rather, she has found him. Princess Tatiana, having caught a frog, leads him back to herchambers.(Andre comes back onto stage with a rope tied around his neck, Tatiana holds the otherend of the rope.)(Tatiana ties the rope around a peg. Andre sits up.)Andre:(Covering head with hand.) 0, that hurts. (Looks around and spots Tatiana.) Tatiana? Is that you?Tatiana:Ah, so the frog knows my name.Andre:Tatiana? Do you not recognize me? I am Andre!Tatiana:Andre? I may have not seen him for a long time, but I know he does not look like this.Andre:Really, Tatiana! I am really Andre! That witch Poinsettia turned me into a frog.Tatiana:Poinsettia?Andre:Yes! Only your kiss could turn me back human.Tatiana:Kiss YOU? Over my dead body.Andre:Please! Tatiana! Only your kiss could turn me back!Tatiana:(Semi-turns and talks to audience) Ha! I brought this frog back forsome amusements, but look what IT has said. First, he tells me he isAndre, and then he tells me to KISS him. Am I so foolish to believe insuch a lie? No, I will never touch such a filthy creature. (Turns back toAndre) I have planned to keep you as a pet, but your insulting wordswill now cost you your life.(Tatiana walks off)Andre:Why? Why does she not believe in me?(Lily hops in)Lily:I did not think she will.Andre:How could she be so...Lily:Leave that later! Come on, we better go! Andre: But I can't, I'm tied up.Lily:Ok, let me see.(Lily starts untieing the rope. Tatiana walks in, knife in hand.)(Andre and Lily freezes.)Tatiana:Found yourself a friend, haven't you? Now I can have a BIG bowl of soup!(Tatiana raises knife and advances toward Lily. Lily jumps away just in time.) Andre:Lily! Run before she catches you!Lily:Then what about you?Andre:You must not sacrifice your life for someone as worthless as me! Now GO! Lily: No, Andre! I will not leave without you!Tatiana:Neither of you are leaving!(Lily picks up rope when Tatiana strikes. Lily holds the rope up so Tatiana hits the rope.)(The rope snaps.)Lily:Andre! GO!(Andre runs off one direction, Lily runs off the other.)Tatiana:NO!(Tatiana looks around, as if deciding which one to chase. Then she runs offstage,tripping in the process.)Tatiana:AUGH!Scene fiveNarrator:Unable to catch the frogs alone, Princess Tatiana calls her servants tolook for them. The whole castle lights up (?) with activity as peopletry to find the two frogs. However, thanks to Lily's intelligence andloyalty, the two frogs manage to escape from the castle, unseen.(Andre and Lily run on stage, panting.)(Lily starts walking. Andre stays motionless)Lily:Andre?Andre:Lily.. .I have not yet expressed my gratitude for which I am eternally grateful.Lily:Huh?Andre:I mean thank you for saving my life.(Lily blushes.)Lily:(Suddenly Stops) Hey, Andre. Are you REALL Y a prince?Andre:Only to my princess.Lily:Have... you found her?(Andre putt's his arms around Lily.)Andre:It took me several weeks and a long journey, to realize that the princess I was looking for was beside me all the time.(Andre and Lily walk oft)Narrator:And so, they lived happily ever after.------------------。
校园趣事(搞笑、英语口语、五人、中英文剧本)
此剧本讲述了三个学渣讨债不成、学霸搞基的搞笑故事，结局出人意料却在情理之中。
适合五人表演校园趣事场景一小华家小华小雨小飞上小雨——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种悲惨的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎小华——雨这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头现在我们正在******大学学习这年头能有这大学读就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀小飞——大哥对了上个月小罡来问我们借走了500块钱给他朋友交托福学费都好久了还没还我们是不是应该去要回来小雨——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得吃翔了小华——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走赶紧跟我去隔壁寝室旁白——兄弟三人就此去了隔壁寝室找小罡小雨：（敲门）小罡，开门，开门（小罡对小明做出嘘的姿势）小雨：好像出去了，我们先回去吧（走回去）场景二小明——大家早上好我就是天才小明可我最近却很是郁闷我那个基友非要拉我去参加什么托福考试还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题（双手指一指PPT上的金瓶梅给大家看看）真是太可笑了我以后可是要当科学家的！！干嘛还要我看这种书小罡—小明（远处喊）小明——基友来了他太啰嗦了我可受不了小罡——亲爱的你的书背的怎么样了小明——这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡小罡——哎你看现在竞争这么激烈我已经在这待小半辈子了你要是不好好考托福，我们还怎么去外国留学？旁白：过了10分钟，三人又来了（走回来）小飞：（敲门）开门，开门（小罡对小明做出嘘的姿势）小雨：好像还没有回寝室（过了会儿，又回去）小明——这些书太简单了统统不用看（扔书）小罡——哼！！你说简单那我考考你小明——小小考试焉能难道我（对观众说）小罡——首先考你听写（小明郁闷状）听着大妈怎么写土豪怎么写小明——。
小罡——土豪怎么写小明——（不会抓耳挠腮）小罡——你连这都不会。
小明——崩溃了（捂耳朵忙劝）小明（做找单词状）（删除一句）小罡（怒）——你近日温习功课一律不准见外人来人我就说你回家去了我先去洗澡你给我继续学习旁白——由于去了两次都没开门，小飞怒了小飞——大哥下次要见小罡你先给我说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦大哥甚是无礼小华——现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧小飞——（等不及了）小罡快出来兄弟们帮我照顾好我七舅老爷和他三外甥女。
五人简短英语话剧
五人简短英语话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolorisit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinkthat'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:Ohthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!!!Getouthere!!!你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemaninthe world.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
搞笑5人英语剧本
搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y: Ha ha, Never mind bay bay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?X:I am ximen chuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best ing Martia lArts?X:Great, you know me !Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me you go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:Noway! Because we are fighting now!you know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha, haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forgetwhat you said!?X:I’m sure Iwon’t!Y:I must give youa lesson !If Idon''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：Ha Ha……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks, byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirnes now!H:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximen chuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC”now, ha……H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want joininus?Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gucheng to you! （指Y）this is ye gucheng.K:sit down plese, ye gucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Ye gucheng! Do youwant to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache, sair and aids?Y: Yes,I do.K: Hua manlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?Y急切: king! Dear king! I must go now, my brother is looking for me! huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English , isn’t it ?Y:How clever……X冷酷:ye gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X: Forgive me? Why?Y: Once the re was hachange before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period, I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me! all you did are wrong! how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyouhaveavacation.Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……Y:Hahaha-----H:Where’ssomewhere?K:What?Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I……do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !K:what amoving story !I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:gohome ! ?H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.H: I promise .X:Never let go .H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。
英语五人情景剧——新白娘子后传
小青：Hello, everyone! Guess who I am. Look at what I wear. Yes, I ‘m Xiaoqing and I have a well-known sister, Bai Suzhen. Since the fight between Fahai and her, she and her husband Xu xian led a happy life. Look, they are back to the Broken Bridge where they first met.背景音乐：《千年等一回》许：Honey, look at the beautiful scenery, do you still remember the first time we met here? I fell in love with you at the first sight.白：Oh, the Broken Bridge is the witness of our love. The gentle drizzle is telling the story about our loves. I am willing to be an ordinary person that can stay with you forever.许：Oh, I can’t go on any longer without you.白：Me too, but I am afraid of 。
At the very moment, fa hai came up.法：Oh! Did your evil spirit come out and persecute the world again? Let me punish you!白：I beg you to give me a chance. I have changed for the better refers and just want to be an ordinary person to live a happy life with Xuxian.许：Honey, hold my mobile phone carefully.（挽袖子，跪）I know you will be more convinced if I fell to my knees. Please let us go. One good return deserves another.法：as you are so sincere, I ‘ll let you go. Oh I just can’t tolerate your conjugal love.许：Thank you very much.（手机响）三：Daring, I haven’t seen you so long long long time. Don’t you miss me？don’t you love me? Don’t you want to see me?白：Ok三：See you in the usual place, mua~白：Ok三: Can’t wait to see you.第二幕情：you know my sister bai suzhen is not to be trifled with. She decides to replace xuxian to keep an appointment. She firmly believed that she would chase little three away.白：Coquette, please leave xuxian at once.三：No, snake essence, you have no right to ask me to do so.白：Well, I think we must use force to deal with the problem!三：Ok! I am not afraid of you !情：All of a sudden, a thunder hit bai suzhen and little three. And an unbelievable thing happen to them. They traversed the space-time and became cimenchuixue and yegucheng. So they decided to fight to decide who can live with xuxian.西门：Oh, aren’t you yegucheng, I finally meet you.叶：Yes, I am yegucheng ,who are you?西门：Shouldn’t you know me? You are really short sight, I am ximenchuixue.叶：what？are you ximenchuixue?西门：YES，what’s wrong?叶：I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts西门：Great, you know me!叶（抱腿）：. Please, pleas e…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!情：a thunder hit them again, and they came back to their home. Bai suzhen got the upper hand inthe first round.第三幕(背景音乐天雷滚滚）情：Xu xian realized what a big mistake he had made. So she decided to break up with little three to make up for his mistake.许仙：I can't do that. Suzhen have given everything to me, but I...I...Oh, I should come back to her. 小三：Wait! What are you doing? Are you leaving so irresponsibly?许仙：I'm sorry, I will confess my fault to Suzhen, and I will not see you again.小三：Stop! How can you say that? You said you love me and I'm the world of you.许仙：I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you. I just...小三：Enough is enough! You asked for it. Get out of my face now!许仙：Thank you for your understanding.(小三转身抱大腿）小三：(哭求）Don't go. It's all my faults. I am nothing without you. She, Bai Suzhen, is only a basilisk. I don't want to be a joke. It's unfair.许仙：I'm sorry. It's time to go. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. You deserve the better.Xi lige is waiting for you.小三：No, no no! I can’t stand losing you. Don’t leave me, please...第四幕（挽留白素贞）情：bai suzhen was so disappointed with xu xian. She finally decided to leave xuxian.素贞：Xuxian ,I never think you are just a Jason, I have given up everything for loving you, but you broke your word so quickly. I won’t forgive you again.许仙：I know it's all my faults. I'll never break your heart again. Please forgive me.素贞：No, I can’t believe you any longer. I have decided to be with Fahai. I believe him will love forever. Fahai, isn’t it right?法海：yes，I love you so much! Suzhen, believe me! I will give you a happy live,. We needn’t take notice of him, let’s go!素贞：OK，let’s go!许仙：suzhen !Suzhen! Don’t leave me! Don’t you know how much I love you?素贞：Sorry，I don’t know! Don’t hinder me to leave!许仙：I'll change, I promise. I won't hurt you anymore. Please give me one more chance. Do you forget our solemn pledge of love. Don’t leave me, please!素贞：Really? Should I give you a chance? I believe you are still in my heart. Fahai , I am so sorry, I can’t go with you, I still love him and can’t leave him, please forget me!法海：My heart have broken in your word, I love you so much ,but there is no place for me in your heart.许仙：Oh, honey, I am too happy to stand faint!情：after an little episode, they finally got married.。
英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
英语5人搞笑微电影剧本第一篇：英语5人搞笑微电影剧本英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》演员：A——，B——，C——，D——，旁白——编剧：摄影：后期制作：插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到，拍摄）旁白：One day，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）B:why not? I like it.（开心，满足）C:It's up to you.(看着A）D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）A：go on，please（请求语气）D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。
（得意）A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）A：Let me tell a joke first.the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短Title: Lost in TimeCharacters:1. John - A young man in his 20s who feels lost and confused about his life.2. Sarah - John's best friend who is supportive and helpful.3. Old Man - A wise and mysterious character who helps John find his way.4. Receptionist - A busy receptionist who provides information about the lost and found section.5. Stranger - A fellow lost soul who helps John on his journey. Scene 1: John's Room(Scene opens with John sitting alone in his room, looking lost and contemplative)John: (Sighs) I don't know what to do with my life. I feel so lost. (Scene cuts to Sarah entering the room)Sarah: Hey John, what's wrong?John: I just feel like I haven't found my purpose yet. I'm completely lost.Sarah: Don't worry, John. We've all been there. Sometimes, we just need a little guidance.(Scene transitions to a busy reception area)Scene 2: The Lost and Found Section(John and Sarah approach the receptionist desk)Receptionist: How may I help you?Sarah: We're looking for something... more than just material possessions.Receptionist: (Curious) What do you mean?John: We feel lost and need help finding our purpose in life.Receptionist: Ah, I see. Well, there have been some reports of a wise old man wandering around the city. People say he has the answers to life's biggest questions.(Scene shifts to a park)Scene 3: Meeting the Old Man(John and Sarah spot the Old Man sitting on a bench)John: Excuse me, sir. Are you the wise old man everyone's been talking about?Old Man: Perhaps I am. What brings you to me today?Sarah: We are lost and confused. We need guidance.Old Man: (Smiling) Sit down, my dear children. Finding oneself is a journey we must all undertake.Scene 4: The Journey Begins(Scene transition to a street, John and Sarah encounter a lost Stranger)Stranger: Lost souls, huh? I've been there. Maybe we can help each other find our way.John: You too?Stranger: Yep. Let's embark on this journey together, shall we?(Scene continues with John, Sarah, Old Man, and Stranger discussing their dreams and ambitions, sharing their stories, and gradually finding clarity and purpose)Scene 5: Epiphany(Scene shifts back to John's room, where John is alone, feeling content and enlightened)John: (Reflective) I've realized that life's journey is about finding yourself and helping others along the way.(Sarah enters the room)Sarah: John, I've noticed a change in you. You seem so much more confident and focused.John: I found my purpose, Sarah. It's helping others find their way, just like the Old Man and the Stranger helped me.(Scene ends on a hopeful note as John and Sarah embrace, ready to face their new lives with purpose and determination)Note: This is a sample script for a 3-5 minute short play. You may modify and expand upon it based on your specific requirements and preferences. Be sure to include stage directions and character actions to enhance the performance.。
七年级下册英语剧本【初一英语剧本5人】
七年级下册英语剧本【初一英语剧本5人】七年级下册英语剧本【初一英语剧本5人】On The Way Home回家的路上Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when youget home?喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?B: I"m going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won"t let me watch in the early morning.I"m so mad at them.我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.All:(sing)If you"re mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)C: I think I"m going to get something to eat first. I"m so hungry.我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.ALL:(Sing) If you"re hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮) A:(to D) what about you?A(对D说) 你呢?D:(pretend to yawn)I can"t wait to lie down on my sofa. I"m so sleepy.(yawn again)D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠) All except E:(sing)If you"re sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.突然,A 意识到E不见了.A:(to B)E,where is E?A(对F说) E, F 呢?B: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.不知道呀.刚才还在啊.Eeverybody turns around looking for E.大伙四处寻找EC: Look! there he is! (pointing )在那! 他在那!(手指远处)D: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.B: I know he likes dogs.他喜欢狗.C: but that dog looks mean.但那狗样子很凶唉.A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.我们快叫他别理那狗.Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!天啊!他流血了!C: The dog bit him!他被狗咬了!D: Hurry up!快过去看看!Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)ALL: (to E)are you all right?你怎么样?E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) (摇头,疼叫)A: let’s call for help!快叫救护.!All: help! Help!有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!They can not find any help nearby.附近没有人.B: Let me carry him to the hospital.我背他去医院吧!All: let’s go!走!B picks up E and carries him on his back.B 背起E.They go to the hospital.他们朝医院走去.The End剧终不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.这涉及到了五个人，但是E的台词比较少。
英语五人剧本带翻译
露西：（走向他们）对不起，请问你在找什么东西？
萨曼莎：是的，我丢了我的项链。它对我来说非常珍贵。
露西：我看到一个男人捡起了一些闪亮的东西，然后朝出口跑去。我想他可能拿走了你的项链。
汤姆：他朝哪边去了？
露西：他朝市场的方向走了。
萨曼莎：非常感谢你！
露西：这是我能做的最小的事。我很高兴你拿回了你的项链。
汤姆：（微笑着）又一次冒险有了一个幸福的结局！
通过上面的戏剧剧本，我们可以看到一个关于友情、善良和正义的故事。萨曼莎失去了心爱的项链，但在朋友的帮助下，最终找到了小偷并得到了警察的援助。这个故事告诉我们，无论遇到什么困难，只要我们心存善意，相互帮助，就一定能战胜困难。同时，正义最终会得到伸张，这也是这个故事想要传达的价值观。希望通过这个故事，能给读者带来一些启发和正能量。
Thief - A cunning and sneaky thief
Police Officer - A diligent and determined law enforcer
Scene 1: In the park
(Samantha and Tom are walking in the park, enjoying a sunny day)
Lucy: (approaching them) I'm glad everything worked out for you.
Samantha: I can't thank you enough for your help.
Lucy: It was the least I could do. I'm just glad you got your necklace back.
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
NARRATOR: The story happened in the summer of 2009, Li Lei and Han Meimei all came to Hangzhou from theirs’hometown and they all entered the Zhejiang University of Technology. Han Mei studied the cultural transmission. Lei studied architecture. Both of them could have been two parallel lines. But suddenly one day when two parallel lines that intersect it! ! ! So The story appeared in dogblood idol drama. Li Lei and Han Meimei are selected with a teacher, with a time of dancing. even more amazing things, other students are sub-arranged. Because they were two of the remaining class, so they became a partner. With the increase in contact,They attracted each other. Han Meimei was troubled, he looked chaochao for help.chaochao: what's wrong with you?Han meimei: I seems to like li lei.Chaochao: Go ahead.Han meimei: But I have a boyfriend?chaochao: hmm. Who do you prefer the two of them?Han meimei: My boyfriend is tall, handsome and good for me, but I have no feeling.Follow the development of Taiwanese drama. They still got together.20-year-old young men and women think feeling was a thing that nothing can compare.Like others, they ate together, went for a walk after dinner, besides in the end of term,they also went to the library to review together. So the library was also a good place to love. when H was unhappy, L took H to the playground to watch stars. When Valentine's Day and H’s Birthday, L gave H gifts and flowers. And when L played basketball injured. H accompanyed him in the hospital all day. Consumption Of course, They also argued sometimes . For example ,sometimes L would ignore h for basketball . But fortunately, they Spent four years in college to go so smoothly. By midway university graduate, H because daddy's friends in hangzhou open company, so soon found a job. But lilei had his work experience required . Since no work experience, and no help from others,in finding a job two months later, He still did not find a job.H saw L daily setting out early, very distressed. So:H: let my father help you?L: no. I can do it myself.H: you are looking for a job for so long, don’t be so stubborn.L: you don't believe me?H: no. I believe you. But...L: ok, don't say anymore. I won't accept it, I'll support you.It is in this backdrop, their contradiction growing discontent. So They broke up eventually.L: You occasionally to retreat a step, can’t you?H: You always to retreat a step,can't you?Hence, the original two at the intersection of parallel lines and to return to normal. After graduation. H stay in hangzhou. And L went to Shanghai because of the more chance .3 years laterL came to hangzhou on business. L happened to meet HL: I'm sorry. Han meimei?H: li lei? L: long time no seeH: well. Long time no see. en.. How are you?L: I'm fine, and you?H: me too.L: HMM. This is?H: oh, this is my boyfriend, he is very kind to me, we're going to get married.L: oh, congratulations, HMM. I have something to do,so I should go. Let’s dinner next time. telephone contact.H: oh, good. Telephone contact, byebyeL: byebyeSo, for a boring and awkward conversation ended. L suddenly remembered after graduation he changed the number. He doesn't have H phone number. Hesitated, he eventually did not go to ask her number. Hence, the dog blood was derided the Taiwanese reality.That to all of the single and the non single.。
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英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》
演员:A—— ,B—— ,C—— ,D—— ,旁白——编剧: 摄影:
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插曲:场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具:一份报纸，最好是英文癿，,三份试卷，白纸即可，,100元,64元找零,布娃娃，场景一:未定空地____5个人都到, 拍摄，
旁白:One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天,几个年轻人想叫外卖吃，直接录旁白,念完时候镜头落在四个人身上， A: let’s get takeout ,please?，旁白念完直接开始，
B:why not? I like it .，开心,满足，
C:It's up to you .(看着A，
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巳,卖关子，
A:go on ,please，请求语气，
D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制,这次找个人请客吧，扫一眼大家,继续卖关子，C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求，D:(笑，OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ! 我们每人讲一个笑话,如果不能把其他人逗笑,就买单哦。
，得意，A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手,异口同声，
A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling
her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧,题目是“我很高兴”。
一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴癿重要性。
现在,她说，切到场景二,到一个教室,或有椅子的地方,把笑话表演出来,, 拍，旁
白:Now, she said现在,她说
赵雪:children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？
王鹏:teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。
赵雪:Well done. Who was that?做得好,是谁呢？
王鹏:My granny.我奶奶。
赵雪:Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴癿。
王鹏:Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three
hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!是这样癿,老师。
我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。
然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。
’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’
，切回场景一,BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心,，
A:oh, i got it !我做到了，很开心，
B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑，A: I……，要解释,被B拦下，
B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specia
l occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉癿提醒。
(切换场景三,移至餐厅或有椅子的地方, 拍摄,，
B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念癿早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:，录旁白形式，
双:"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for
exactly 35 years?"“亲爱癿,你意识到我们在这两个相同癿座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我:
田:"So, you want to switch seats?"“因此,你想交换座位吗？”
，切回场景一,ACD哈哈大笑中,，
B:so, i got it,(对C，maybe you will like the man in the future (笑，it‘s your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑，,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈癿孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁癿女儿和她癿表妹在一起癿时候,总要招来大乱。
一个星期六,我开始抗议了。
，切至场景四,某空地, 拍摄，
: "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing,
tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。
” ，转身要走，,
双:“come on ,MengMeng,let's get dirty . "“来, ,我们来把自己弄脏吧。
” ，切回场景一,ABD哈哈笑，
B:OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D，only you left
D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一坑钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天,教授正在给学生们监考。
，切场景五,至教室, 拍摄，
D(旁白形式，:He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。
，轩演教授, 坐中间, 演学生,考试时, 左顾右盼很着急,交卷子时, 左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.，Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷。
教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票,还有一张纸条写着:“一分一坑钱。
”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ,said,第二堂课,教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。
走到那个旁, 田:”here are your test and $64 change“这是你癿试卷还有64坑钱癿找零。
，邱大囧，
(切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋)
D:well,my treat(很无奈)OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开) (ABC终于放声大笑，落幕)。