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Season One Episode Two—The Blind Banker YAOSOOLIN: The great artisans say the more the teapot is used the more beautiful it becomes. The pot is seasoned by repeatedly pouring tea over the surface. The deposit left on the clay creates this beautiful patina over time. Some pots, the clay has been burnished by tea made over 400 years ago. This museum will be closing in 10 minutes.

ANDY: 400 years old, they're letting you use it to make yourself a brew.

YAO: Some things aren't supposed to sit behind glass, they're made to be touched. To be handled. These pots need attention. The clay is cracking.

ANDY: Well, I can't see how a tiny splash of tea is going to help.

YAO: Sometimes you have to look hard at something to see its value. See? This one shines a little brighter.

ANDY: I don't suppose... Um, I mean... I don't suppose that you want to have a drink? Not tea, obviously. Um, in a pub, with me, tonight.

YAO: You wouldn't like me all that much.

ANDY: Can I maybe decide that for myself?

YAO: I can't. I'm sorry. Please stop asking.

YAO: Is that security? Hello?

Can the till supervisor please go to...?

Unexpected item in bagging area, please try again. Item not scanned. Please try again.

W: Can you maybe keep your voice down?

Card not authorized.

W: Yes, all right! I've got it.

Please use an alternative method of payment. Card not authorized. Please use an alternative method of payment.

W: Keep it. Keep that.

【THE BLIND BANKER】

S: You took your time.

W: Yeah, I didn't get the shopping.

S: What? Why not?

W: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine.

S: You... You had a row with a machine?!

W: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse. Have you got cash?

S: Take my card.

W: You could always go yourself, you know, you've been sitting there all morning, you've not even moved since I left. And what happened about that case you were offered the Jaria diamond?

S: Not interested. I sent them a message.

【Sherlock –

How’re things, buddy? Been a long time since we (met).

I hear on the grapevine that you’re now a consulting detective.

There’s been an ‘incident’ at the bank – something (strange).

I’m hoping you can sort it for me.

Please call by. Needless to say, I’ll be relying on (your) discretion.】

W: Don't worry about me, I can manage.

W: Is that my computer?

S: Of course.

W: What?

S: Mine was in the bedroom.

W: What? And you couldn't be bothered to get up? It's password protected.

S: In a manner of speaking. Took me less than a minute to guess yours, not exactly Fort Knox. W: Right. Thank you.

W: Need to get a job.

S: Oh, dull.

W: Listen, um...if you'd be able to lend me some... Sherlock, are you listening?

S: I need to go to the bank.

W: Yes, when you said we were going to the bank...

S: Sherlock Holmes.

SEBASTIAN: Sherlock Holmes.

S: Sebastian.

SEB: Hi ya, buddy. How long eight years since I last clapped eyes on you?

S: This is my friend , John Watson.

SEB: Friend?

W: Colleague.

SEB: Right. Grab a pew. Do you need anything, coffee, water?

W: No? We're all sorted here, thanks.

S: So you're doing well. You've been abroad a lot.

SEB: Well, so?

S: Flying all the way around the world twice in a month.

SEB: Right. You're doing that thing. We were at uni together, and this guy here had a trick he used to do.

S: It's not a trick.

W: He could look at you and tell you your whole life story.

W: Yes, I've seen him do it.

SEB: Put the wind up everybody, we hated it. We'd come down to breakfast in the formal hall and this freak would know you'd been shagging the previous night.

S: I simply observed.

SEB: Go on, enlighten me. Two trips a month, flying all the way around the world, you're quite right. How could you tell? Are you going to tell me there's a stain on my tie from some special kind of ketchup you can only buy in Manhattan?

S: No, I...

SEB: Is it the mud on my shoes?

S: I was just chatting with your secretary outside. She told me.

SEB: I'm glad you could make it over, we've had a break-in.

SEB: Sir William's office - the bank's former chairman. The room's been left here like a sort of memorial. Someone broke in late last night.

W: What did they steal?

SEB: Nothing. Just left a little message.

SEB: 60 seconds apart. So, someone came up here in the middle of the night, splashed paint around and left within a minute.

S: How many ways into that office?

SEB: Well, that's where this gets really interesting. Every door that opens in this bank, it gets locked right here. Every walk-in cupboard, every toilet.

S: That door didn't open last night?

SEB: There's a hole in our security. Find it and we'll pay you five figures. This is an advance. Tell me how he got in. There's a bigger one on its way.