英语阅读：老外笑我听不懂,我笑老外笑点低
经典散文阅读（英汉互译）：西式幽默
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学院请来⼀位洋教师，长得挺怪，红脸，⾦发，连鬓⼤胡须，有⼏根胡⼦⼀直逾过⾯颊，挨近⿐⼦，他个⼦⾜有⼆⽶，每迸屋门必须低头，才能躲过门框⼦的拦击，叫⼈误以为他进门先鞠躬，这不太讲究礼貌了吗？Our institute employed an English teacher. He looked very strange red-faced, golden-haired, with a thick growth of whiskers that reached all the way to the nose. He was really tall– no less than six foot five. When he came in through the door, he had to lower his head to avoid banging against the door frame. It looked as though he always bowed to you at the door and that was much too polite.顶怪的是，他每每与中国学⽣聊天，聊到可笑之处时，他不笑，脸上也没表情，好象他不喜欢玩笑；可是有时毫不可笑的事，他会冷不防放声⼤笑，笑得翻江倒海，仰⾯朝天，⼏平连⼈带椅⼦要翻过去，喉结在脖⼦上乱跳，满脸胡⼦直抖。
常使中国学⽣⾯⾯相觑，不知这位洋教师的神经是不是有点问题？What was more, he never laughed, when he chatted with his Chinese students on amusing stories, nor did his face show any expression as if he knew no sense of humour. However, when it came to topics of the most dull nature, he would burst into uncontrollable laughter, roaring while rocking in his chair, almost falling flat on his back, his Adam’s apple dancing up and down in his throat and his whiskers fluttering all over his face. The students would then look at each other, wondering if he was in his right mind.⼀天，洋教师出题，考察学⽣们⽤洋⽂作⽂的⽔准，题⽬极简单，随便议论议论校园内的⼀事⼀物，褒贬皆可。
笑点低用英语怎么说【“笑点低”用英语怎么说？】
笑点低用英语怎么说【“笑点低”用英语怎么说？】英语口语网权威发布“笑点低”用英语怎么说？，更多“笑点低”用英语怎么说？相关信息请访问英语口语网。
【导语】“笑点低”用英语如何来表达。
其实在网络上有流传一个说法，叫做：hahapoint很多笑点低的同学看到这个说法是不是又要笑了？其实这个说法的确蛮好玩，haha代表“哈哈”，point就是“点”，hahapoint就是“笑点”，那么说一个人“笑点低”，就是：Yourhahapointissolow…这是典型的中国式英语了，老外肯定不知道“hahapoint”是什么鬼，只有中国人才知道（所以具备这种特征的英语叫做“中式英语”，再比如“peoplemountainpeoplesea”）。
碰到这种不能直译的情况，我们必须采取意译，因为“笑点低”就是一个纯中国人的说法，我们必须先解构它，再找到符合英文习惯的说法。
来，走起~01首先我们要理解，什么是“笑点”：“笑点”中的“点”其实跟“沸点”的“点”是一个意思，指“临界点”，一种“门槛”，或者专业一点叫“阈值”。
“笑点”就是让你从“不笑”到“笑”的一个“门槛”，这个概念在英文中可以用这个词：threshold说的完整一点，“笑点”=“一个人被逗笑的门槛”=thethresholdwheresomeoneisamused如果说“他的笑点很低”，那就可以说成：Thethresholdwherehecanbeamusedisverylow.当然，这种解释太过学术，一般在口语中，我们不会像字典一样去下定义。
在这里有一个特别好的词来替换较学术的threshold：barbar就表示“门槛”，通常用在一种语境中，表示某个概念的门槛，如果一段对话上下文讲到“笑话”、“很容易笑”等等这样的概念，那么，我们就可以说：someone’sbarislow比如：--Youlooknervous.Letmetellyouajoke.你看上去好紧张，我给你讲个笑话吧。
英文笑话多篇
英文笑话多篇英文笑话5篇英文笑话(1)有一次，外宾Frank先生在中国某一著名景区旅游，完得很高兴。
参观完后，Frank先生请陪同的中国人李先生吃饭。
吃得差不多时，Frank先生用英语问李先生：Would you care for som“e more?（你还想再吃点吗？）李先生用英语回答:No, thanks I"m full.(不，我吃饱了。
）可是李先生发音不标准，把短元音[u]说成了长元音[ue]，即把：“I"m full.说成了“I"m fool.”(我是傻子）。
令外宾大笑，笑得李先生不知所措。
中国某剧院正在上演京剧，已经客满没票了。
有位讲英语的外宾很喜欢中国的京剧，想进去看戏。
守门的人懂得一些英语，看到里面没座位，便用手挡着外宾说：“Sorry, full.”（对不起，满了。
）可是守门人发音不标准，把短元音[u]说成了长元音[ue]，即把：“Sorry, full.”说成了“Sorry, fool.”(对不起，笨蛋）。
外宾听到守门人骂他“笨蛋”，非常生气，难道来晚了就是笨蛋。
[i] [ee]一个中国朋友和外国朋友一起练武比赛，外国朋友赢了，中国朋友对师傅说：“He beat me in the game.”（他在比赛中赢了我。
）可是中国朋友发音不标准，把长元音[ee]说成了短元音[i]，即把：“He beat me in the game.”说成了“He bit me in the game.”(他在比赛中咬了我。
）师傅责备外国朋友：比赛不能咬人。
弄得外观朋友很冤枉。
[ere] [are]一位来北京旅游的英国人Blake先生爬长城时，口干舌燥，又累又渴。
这时Blake 听到导游提议去beer house(啤酒馆),心想马上可以喝到啤酒了,心里十分感激。
可是后来导游却把他带到一个bear house（熊舍），看熊表演，让Blake大失所望。
原来导游把bear[bare]（熊）说成了beer[bere](啤酒)。
英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译
英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译上世纪90年代,随着苏联解体,社会紧张气氛的缓解,各种笑话集如雨后春笋般冒出,受到俄国草根民众热捧。
下面是店铺带来的英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译，欢迎阅读!英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译精选婚姻就是这么一回事This is marriage all aboutMy wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information — names, dates of birth, etc. —the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties."婚姻就是这么一回事我和未婚妻在县办公室领结婚证。
在记录完重要信息——名字，出生日期，等后——办事员递给我结婚证，脸无表情地说，“不退钱，不包换，不保修。
”英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译阅读承诺的结果 The consequencesFather: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. Whatwere you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。
你上学期一直在干什么呀?Son: I was learning to drive a car.儿子：我在学开汽车。
英语幽默笑话集锦及翻译学习什么都有,你要买什么?A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and itdoesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说：不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。
英语经典幽默笑话带翻译笑死人
英语经典幽默笑话带翻译笑死人从古到今，笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。
与此同时，笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。
下面小编整理了五个经典搞笑的英语笑话及其翻译，希望可以给你的生活带来欢乐!英语经典幽默笑话一：The blonde and the farmerThere was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take&n......。
一个金发女郎，是那么恶心的黄色笑话她把头发染成红色。
笑话停了下来，她觉得很好，她在农村的一个搭车的星期六下午。
而在这旅程，她注意到一群羊，停下车来把......。
英语经典幽默笑话二：太晚了 It's Too LateA medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: "Five grains."A minute later the student asked the professor, "May I correct my answer?" The professor looked at his watch and said: "It's too late. Your patient died thirty seconds ago."一个医科学生被要求说明他给病人服的那种药的用量。
外教笑了
外教笑了
“外教来了！”“外教来了！”外教来的那一天，我们校园里沸腾起来了，前簇后拥，围着外教上看下看，左看右看，新鲜地跳啊！叫啊！好不热闹。
我们的外教老师只有22岁，却长得很高，恐怕全校的老师都没有他高，金色的头发，凹陷的眼窝，高高的鼻梁，白白的皮肤，十足的大帅哥。
他总是挥着手对同学们说：“hello！”而那个女外教老师，长得和我们中国人一样，据说她是美籍华人，她长得不高不矮，白白的皮肤，飘逸的黑发，她总是爱笑。
每逢走过他们的身边，就会闻到一股浓浓的香水味，好诱人呢。
星期二上午第二节课是我们班的英语课，我心里暗暗地想：我要把我搞笑的功夫好好地展示给我的外教老师，于是，我就跑到黑板前，画了一幅“无字漫画”，画的意思是同学们和一些自然界的动物手拉着手，尾巴拉着尾巴，扮着鬼脸欢迎外教老师的到
来，外教老师走进教室，我指着黑板上的漫画，做着一个有趣的动作，外教老师一看。
严肃而紧张的面孔马上变得阳光灿烂，竟然哈哈地大笑起来：“哈--哈哈！哈--哈哈！”笑的声音有点怪怪的，还不住地点点头，我看他眉飞色舞的样子，想必外教老师内心还是喜欢我的，从此以后，外教老师首先认识了我，我也喜欢上了这个外教老师，那节英语课我们上得特别开心，我真的很知足了。
我从外教老师的笑声中读懂了外国老
师也是那样爱着中国的孩子；我更深深地懂得人类的爱是不分国界、不分肤色。
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35、不要以为自己成功一次就可以了 ，也不 要以为 过去的 光荣可 以被永 远肯定 。
31、只有永远躺在泥坑里的人，才不会再掉进坑里。——黑格尔 32、希望的灯一旦熄灭，生活刹那间变成了一片黑暗。——普列姆昌德 33、希望是人生的乳母。——科策布 34、形成天才的决定因素应该是勤奋。——郭沫若 35、学到很多东西的诀窍，就是一下子不要学很多。——洛克
英语初中英语语法介词j讲解
31、别人笑我太疯癫，我笑他人看不 穿。(名 言网) 32、我不想听失意者的哭泣，抱怨者 的牢骚 ，这是 羊群中 的瘟疫 ，我不 能被它 传染。 我要尽 量避免 绝望， 辛勤耕 耘，忍 受苦楚 。我一 试再试 ，争取 每天的 成功， 避免以 失败收 常在别 人停滞 不前时 ，我继 续拼搏 。
英文幽默笑话二则：中国空姐吓傻老外
英文幽默笑话二则：中国空姐吓傻老外第一篇：英文幽默笑话二则：中国空姐吓傻老外体验式英语教育先锋美联英语英文幽默笑话二则：中国空姐吓傻老外老外问： What is this?空姐答： Cake China(馒头)老外问： What is this?空姐答： Pizza China(馅饼)老外问： What is this?空姐答： Salad China(黄瓜)这时空姐放了一个屁老外又问： What is this?空姐妙答： Air China(中国民航)文化差异在任何地方都得到体现。
一个台湾人出国，海关要求打开行李检查，发现有七条内裤，奇怪问原因台湾人回答：“ Sunday、Monday、Tuesday...Saturday ”官员明白是一天一条。
接着来了个法国人，官员要求打开行李检查发现有五条内裤，奇怪问原因法国人回答：“ Monday、Tuesday、Wednesday、Thursday、Friday ” 星期六，日如何？NO WEAR。
官员明白法国人浪漫，星期六、日是不穿的。
接着来了个印度人，检查发现有十二条内裤，官员大惑不解，忙问如何？印度人慢悠悠回答：“ January、February、March、April.......”更多学习资料请见美联英语学习网第二篇：幽默笑话1．未必会班上来了一个插班女生。
她自我介绍：她说我未必会是最聪明的，我未必会是最美丽的，我未必会是最优秀的，我未必会是最幽默的。
正当班上同学都称赞她的谦虚时，她突然说：大家好，我的名字叫魏碧慧。
2.黄军快跑黄先生热爱革命，为纪念红军，给儿子取名为'军'，一天送儿子上课，见公交8路进站，于是冲儿子大喊：黄军快跑，八路来了！3.没交电费一群萤火虫在空中飞，其中有一只不发光！另一只很好奇地问他：“哥门，你怎么不发光啊？” 不发光的萤火虫回答道：“哎，哥们上月忘交电费了！”4.猪和熊一天，猪对熊说：“你猜我口袋里有几块糖？”熊说：“猜对了你给我吃吗？”猪肯定地点点头：“嗯，猜对了两块都给你！”熊咽了咽口水说：“我猜有五块。
中英文对照英语笑话阅读
中英文对照英语笑话阅读默与笑话作为人们调侃、娱乐或讽刺的一种方式,是能供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性艺术化的语言形式。
下面是店铺带来的中英文对照英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!中英文对照英语笑话阅读篇一Only a few words 几个英语词At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger(行凶抢劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.What words do you know?Your purse or your life!法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。
你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。
我只会说几个词，抢劫犯回答。
你会说哪几个词?你是要钱还是要命!中英文对照英语笑话阅读篇二An Ugly Woman 丑女Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。
玛丽：为什么会那样呢? 麦克：她根本就没有带面具。
中英文对照英语笑话阅读篇三Time is money 时间就是金钱As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so muchabout that?" the driver answered."Look, the digits in the meter(仪表) are still running when the car has stopped, "Ipointed at the meter."Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”“哦，这是一个普遍说法。
2017考研英语阅读理解试题及名师解析（12）
相关推荐：新东⽅校推荐： If you intend usinghumor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify sharedexperiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience andshould help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand theirsituation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom youare addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a groupof managers, you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries;alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment ontheir disorganized bosses。
Here is an example, which I heard at a nurses’ convention,of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view ofdoctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. Hesees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on.Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line forlunch, the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, whorushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table byhimself. “Who is that?” the new arrival asked St. Peter. “Oh, that’s God,” came thereply,“but sometimes he thinks he’s a doctor。
外国最新幽默笑话阅读
外国最新幽默笑话阅读外国最新幽默笑话：疼痛之极A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lotworse."一个伤痕累累的建筑工人冲进了一家医院，医生马上让护士去拿止痛药，“不必麻烦您了，医生。
”那人说道，“比这更痛的伤我都经历过了。
”"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.“比现在的伤还要痛吗?”医生问。
"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thingsnapped shut on my balls."“我先说说让我感到还不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打猎的时候突然想要大便，于是就脱掉裤子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夹子绊倒了，那东西夹住了我的皋丸。
”The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"医生听后颤抖了一下，说道“太可怕了，那告诉我什么又是最痛苦的事呢?”"When I reached the end of the chain."“当我摸到锁链尽端的时候。
美式幽默英语阅读理解
美式幽默英语阅读理解全文共四篇示例，供读者参考第一篇示例：美国人以其特有的幽默感闻名于世，他们不仅在语言中展示幽默，而且常常通过许多有趣的故事和笑话来展示他们的幽默感。
在英语阅读中，我们经常可以遇到一些美式幽默的文章，它们既有趣又能让人发笑，让人不知不觉中提高了英语水平。
一位美国作家曾写了一篇关于猫的幽默故事。
文章讲述了一只猫叫Tom，Tom是一个聪明又调皮的猫咪，经常给主人惹一些麻烦。
有一天，Tom偷偷溜出了家门，去找一只小老鼠玩耍。
他以为自己能轻松地捉到小老鼠，却没想到小老鼠比他聪明得多。
小老鼠玩起了躲猫猫的游戏，让Tom使尽浑身解数也抓不到它。
Tom没能如愿捉到小老鼠，却被小老鼠耍得团团转，像个小丑一样。
这篇文章不仅生动有趣，也展示了美国人的幽默风格。
他们常常通过夸张和讽刺来表达幽默，让读者在轻松愉快的氛围中学习英语。
通过阅读这样的文章，我们不仅可以提高语言表达能力，还能了解西方文化和人们的思维方式。
另外一篇美式幽默文章讲述了一个关于美国梦的故事。
一位年轻人叫Jack，梦想成为一名成功的音乐家，但他总是碰到各种困难和挑战。
在一次演出中，Jack的吉他弦突然断了，令他难以继续演奏。
尴尬的情况下，Jack想到了一个聪明的办法，他拿起弹簧来代替断掉的吉他弦，继续演奏了一首动人的音乐。
虽然演出结束后大家都笑得前俯后仰，但Jack却因为自己聪明的“发明”而感到骄傲。
这个故事向我们展示了美国人的机智和幽默，他们总是能在困难中找到解决问题的方法，不仅解决了困难，还能让人发笑。
这种幽默感贯穿在美国人的生活中，也体现在他们的语言中。
阅读这样的文章，能让我们更好地理解美国文化，提高英语阅读能力，同时也让我们渐渐领略到美国人特有的幽默风格。
美式幽默英语阅读理解这个话题是一个很有趣也很有学习意义的话题。
通过阅读这些幽默文章，我们不仅可以锻炼英语阅读能力，还能了解不同文化下人们的幽默感。
让我们一起来享受这种幽默的魅力，提高自己的英语水平！第二篇示例：美国人在幽默方面有着独特的风格，他们的幽默往往直截了当、幽默风趣，让人忍俊不禁。
英语爆笑笑话六篇带翻译笑死人的
英语爆笑笑话六篇带翻译笑死人的笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。
一起来看看一些爆笑的英语笑话吧，带翻译哦1.The Looney BinLate one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"疯人院一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”Notes:(1)Looney (俚语)疯子(2)inmate (n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱))(3)insane asylum (疯人院)2.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。
2019年中石油职称英语新版选读文章系列(41)
2019年中石油职称英语新版选读文章系列(41)The Subject of Smiling微笑问题1.In the spring of this year, a Beijing television channel produced a program called, "Smile." It televised the reaction of people on the street when confronted with a smile from an unknown person, chosen at random. Most people were either surprised or seemed a little worried. A few more enthusiastic people even muttered that the person who smiled was "crazy". The number of people who actually returned the smile could be counted on one hand.1、这个年春天，北京电视台以《微笑》为题作了一档街头调查节目：请一些人在街道上对着遇到的行人微笑，以观察行人的反应。
结果多数人现出惊讶或紧张的表情，更激烈些的则骂一声“神经病”。
回报以微笑的路人屈指可数。
2.It seems Chinese people don't really like to smile and that's the impression they convey to the world.2、中国人不太爱笑，这差不多是个国际印象。
3.What is not understood by outsiders is that smiling in China is a very meaningful and subtle thing. Around 781 BC, there was a monarch called Zhou You Wang, who cared littlefor ruling his country. Instead, he much preferred to chase women. One of his Ministers gave the Emperor a beautiful woman, whom the Emperor really liked, except for the factthat she would never smile. After trying countless different methods to get her to smile, a Minister came up with an idea. He suggested the Emperor light the twenty or so signal fires which were spread around the capital city to warn people whenthe country was in danger of war. The Minister thought the fires would summon the Warlords and Dukes to bring their armies to the capital and, when the woman saw the chaos caused by tricking the armies, she would surely laugh.3、外国人不明白，笑在中国是一件内涵颇深的事情。
高中英语的幽默笑话带翻译
高中英语的幽默笑话带翻译有时候阅读一些幽默搞笑的英语故事，除了能让人产生兴趣更能提高英语阅读水平，今天店铺在这里为大家分享一些高中英语幽默笑话，希望大家会喜欢这些英语笑话!高中英语幽默笑话篇1The wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.One day the wolf said to the fox, "You go home and lie in bed. I'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." That's a good idea," said the fox.He went home at once. The wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asked the rabbit. "It's the wolf. I've come to tell you that the fox is dead." Then the wolf went away.The rabbit went to the fox's house. He looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. He thought, "Is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? If he's not dead, he'll catch me when I go near him." so he said, "The wolf says that the fox is dead. But he doesn't look like a dead fox. The mouth of a dead fox is always open." When the fox heard this, he thought, "I'll show him that I'm dead." So he opened his mouth.The rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。
轻松幽默英语笑话阅读
轻松幽默英语笑话阅读轻松幽默英语笑话：分店A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?""Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "一个人站在墙角处，两手各托一顶帽子，乞求施舍。
有个路过的行人停下来，往一顶帽子里扔了一枚硬币，然后问道：“另一顶帽子是干什么用的?”“近来生意兴隆，我决定开一个分店，”那人答道。
轻松幽默英语笑话：捎杯牛奶At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knowswhat's happeningDutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door, his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."半夜两点，科尔肯太太确信听到客厅有贼，便对丈夫说：“别开灯，蹑手蹑脚下楼，别让贼发觉，悄悄靠近他。
英语阅读小笑话范文
英语阅读小笑话范文有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。
下面为你带来英语阅读，希望你会喜欢。
谁在打架?Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?弗雷迪：我刚刚在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quitesurprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teethafter cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。
”妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙!”这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。
George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched a whole new generation ofquotation books.Here is one of his latest - and will surely rank as one of the greatest - Bushisms. It was spoken at a rally in Poplar Bluff in Missouri on September 6, xx. He was referring to the issue offrivolous lawsuits running up the cost of health care, which he claims are driving obstetricians and gynecologists out of business."We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their" - there is a pregnant pause, as he gropes for the right word - "their love, with women all across the country."American women are probably very relieved that these kind of 'love doctors' are being put out of business.MAN: Who could that be? "KNOCK KNOCK"MAN: KOYER THE LAWYER!What brings you here?LAWYER:A public service.I bring important news form the king regarding taxes.LAWYER:"Due to popular demand the tax structure will be greatly simplified...Henceforth,one basic tax rate will be charged to everyone!"MAN: May we ask what the rate will be?LAWYER:100%MAN: What could be simpler than that?man:会是谁来了? "砰砰"man:是柯耶律师!什么风把你吹来的?律师:我为公事而来.我从国王那里带来有关纳税的重要消息.律师:"由于民众的请求,赋税构造将大为简化...从现在开始,每个人都负担统一的根本税率!"man:可以请教税率会变成多少么?律师:100%man:还有比那更简单的么?。
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两分钟做个小测试，看看你的英语水平/test/kuaisu.aspx?tid=16-73675-0It is beyond awkward when everyone around you bursts out laughing at a joke that you do not find funny, especially if it’s a joke told in a foreign language.世间最尴尬的事莫过于周围的人都被段子（笑话）逗得哄堂大笑，只有你还没发现笑点。
如果这段子是用外语讲的，那么尴尬值增加一万点。
While Chinese students find it easy to adapt to a foreign lifestyle, socializing with locals is much harder, according to a recent study. Researchers looked at how well Chinese students integrated into communities across the world. Of all the activities they struggled with, understanding jokes was considered the toughest.最近一项研究发现，中国学生很容易适应国外的生活方式，但和老外打交道就没那么简单了。
研究者对中国留学生如何融入世界各地群体进行了分析。
在留学生面对的所有问题中，理解笑话被认为是最难的。
Most of the time, jokes are funny only for people who share a common cultural background or perceive humor in the same way.多数情况下，笑话只有在文化背景相同或幽默感知方式相近的人中间才有笑果。
Chinese-American comedian Joe Wong found this out first-hand. He had achieved huge success doing stand-up comedy in the US, but when he returned to China in 2008 for his first live gig in Beijing, he discovered that humor doesn’t translate. People didn’t think his Chinese jokes we re as funny as his English ones, the Global Times reported.美籍华裔脱口秀主持人黄西对此感同身受。
他在美国脱口秀节目中一炮而红，不过2008年，当他回到中国在北京开第一场现场脱口秀时，他发现幽默是无法被翻译的。
《环球时报》报道说，大家觉得他的英语段子比中文的有趣。
Being able to understand local jokes can help students feel a sense of belonging. But even without the ability to understand jokes, students should not feel any less confident about themselves.理解当地人的笑话能让留学生更有归属感。
不过就算听不懂老外的笑话，也不必丧失自信。
“It’s OK if you don’t get the jokes. Don’t doubt yourself [because] a lot of the times, it is not a problem of language ability; it’s a matter of the known and unknown,” sai d Christine Han, who was once an overseas student and is now an Australian permanent resident.曾在澳洲留学、现在是澳大利亚永久居民的克莉丝汀•韩说：“理解不了笑话也没关系。
不必自我怀疑，（因为）这不是语言能力的问题；这是知道就知道，不知道就不知道的事儿。
”Australian humor澳式幽默The fact that Australia is called “Down Under” is fun ny by itself. Australia is ready-made for jokes, thanks to its history as a colony for convicts, its peculiar accent, the Outback and its strange cuisine. However, to most Chinese overseas students, understanding jokes about sports is the biggest headache.事实上，澳大利亚的别称“在南方的下面”（英语里北为up，南为down，澳大利亚在旧大陆的南边）本身就很有趣。
它曾是流放犯人的殖民地，它的古怪口音，它的内陆和奇葩菜肴，都让澳大利亚的笑话俯拾皆是。
不过对大多数中国留学生来说，最头疼的还是理解和体育有关的笑话。
“The hardest jokes are related to rugby because I know nothing about rugby,” said Melody Cao, who was once a student in Austr alia. “When I heard jokes I didn’t get, I just laughed along.”“最难懂的笑话是和橄榄球有关的，因为我对橄榄球一无所知，”曾在澳洲留学的梅洛迪•曹说。
“当我听不懂笑话时，我就跟着大家一起笑。
”Sport is an important part of Australian national identity. According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, 16 percent (2.8 million) of the population aged 15 years and over watched Australian football in 2010. About 9 percent (1.6 million)attended a rugby league game.体育是澳大利亚民族认同的重要部分。
据澳大利亚统计局数据，全国15岁及以上人口中有16%（约280万）观看了2010年的澳式足球赛，9%（约160万）参加过橄榄球联赛。
The rugby jokes are usually about how immature and dumb rugby players are, like in these two dialogues:橄榄球的段子常常拿那些水平欠佳，不太灵光的球员开涮，比如下面两段对话：A: “Why don’t rugby players have mid-life crises?”A：“为什么橄榄球运动员没有中年危机？”B: “They stay stuck in adolescence.”B：“因为他们被困在了青春期。
”A: “Why do rugby players like smart women?”A：“为什么橄榄球运动员喜欢精明的女人？”B: “Opposites attract.”B：“因为异性相吸。
”British humor vs American humor英式幽默vs 美式幽默British actor and comedian Simon Pegg discussed the differences between British and American sense of humor in a column for The Guardian. He believes that while Brits use irony on a daily basis, the Americans do not see the point of using it so frequently. He wrote: “British jokes, on the other hand, tend to be more subtle with a dark or sarcastic undertone... the [American] jokes are more obvious and forward, a bit like Americans themselves.”英国喜剧演员西蒙•佩吉曾在《卫报》专栏探讨过英式和美式幽默的区别。
他认为英国人每天都会用反讽的幽默，而美国人用的却不是很多。
他写道：“换句话说，英式笑话更隐晦，伴有黑色和讽刺的潜台词……而美式笑话更明显、直白，和美国人的个性很像。
”Pegg illustrated his point by transcribing a joke he heard a British friend make, in the wake of family tragedy.佩吉转述了他从英国朋友那听到的一个笑话，调侃的是一出家庭悲剧。
A: “I had to go to my granddad’s funeral last week.”A：“上周我去参加了我爷爷的葬礼。
”B: “Sorry to hear that.”B：“节哀顺变。
”A: “Don’t be. It was the first time he ever paid for the drinks.”A：“别这么说。
这可是他第一次掏钱买喝的。
”In her book Watching the English – the Hidden Rules of English Behavior, Kate Fox, a British social anthropologist, describes her country’s humor rules. She argues that irony, understatement and self-depreciation are ingrained in the English mindset. “Humor is our ‘default mode’... We do not have to switch it on deliberately, and we cannot switch it off,” wrote Fox.社会人类学家凯特•福克斯在她的书《英国人的言行潜规则》中描述了英国的幽默方式。