初一英语笑话小故事

初一英语笑话小故事

导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《初一英语笑话小故事》的内容，具体内容：笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!：我能得到什么?What do I get?Teac...

笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!

：我能得到什么?

What do I get?

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

Tommy: Quarters.

Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

Tommy: Hamburger.

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

汤米：四块。

老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

汤米：汉堡。

：早慧的小男孩

A precocious boy

A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from

the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Children".

"Oh, my god," exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?"

"Oh, " replied the precocious(早熟的)boy, "I want to see if Im being brought up properly."

一个早慧的小男孩有一天从公共图书馆回家时带回一本书，书名是《对儿童的照料和管理》。

他的母亲惊讶得大叫道："啊，我的天哪!你要这样的书干什么呢?"

这个早慧的孩子回答说："哦，我想看看我是否是在受到正确的教养。"：Soul Seeking At A Cemetery

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside thecemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you wont believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, cant you see its hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, youve been tellin me the truth. Lets see if we can see the Lord."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. Thats all. Now lets go get those nuts by the fence and well be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.

：Lots Wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lots wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!

：Good Samaritan