英语小笑话 带翻译
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One day a person meet god ... ...
God suddenly decide to give the man a wish ... ...
God asked ... ...
What wishes do you have ... ...
The man thinking ... ...
Heard that cats have9 lives ... ...
Would you please give me9 lives ... ...
God said ... ...
Your wish come true ... ...
One day, the boring ... Want to say one death to die ... ...
There are9 life lying on the tracks ... ...
The results of a train in the past ... ...
The man was dead ... ...
Why is this?
Because the train compartment having10day ... ...
有个人一天碰到上帝......
上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望......
上帝问......
你有什么愿望吗......
那个人想了想......
听说猫都有9条命......
那请您赐给我9条命吧......
上帝说...... 你的愿望实现咯......
一天，那个人闲来无聊...... 想说去死一死算了......
反正有9条命嘛就躺在铁轨上......
结果一辆火车开过去......
那人还是死了......
这是为什么呢？
因为那列火车的车厢有10节......
Music class the teacher played a Beethoven song
Xiao Ming asked her:" do you understand music?"
Xiaohua:" yes"
Xiao Ming:" you know what teachers do in the shells?"
Xiaohua:" piano."
音乐课上老师弹了一首贝多芬的曲子
小明问小华：“你懂音乐吗？”
小华：“是的”
小明：“那你知道老师在弹什麼吗？”
小华: “钢琴。”
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？
售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。