生活大爆炸第三季 剧本(英文版)S3E17

Big Bang Theory Transcripts

S3E17 – The Precious Fragmentation

Scene: The stairwell. Leonard is carrying a large box.

Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?

Sheldon: Well, it‟s very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose, I‟m the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.

Leonard: One more floor, and I‟d be the pulled muscle.

Penny (who is inside the apartment): Oh, it‟s about time, I‟m starving.

Leonard:Uh, well, we didn‟t actually get Chinese food.

Penny: Why not?

Leonard:Don‟t panic, this is better.

Penny:Oh, no, you didn‟t trade the food for magic beans, did you?

Sheldon: Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food, although eating them would be quite a waste, since you could plant them and overnight have a giant beanstalk, which would provide enough roughage for a small city.

Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don‟t listen, some times I just watch your jaw go up and down.

Leonard: We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him.

Penny: Who‟s Adam West?

Sheldon: Who‟s Adam West? Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the c oitus?

Howard:My guess is, “Hey, four minutes! New record!” That‟s why I‟m the funny one.

Leonard: Anyway, we followed the guy to this garage sale, and they had the coolest stuff.

Howard: They were closing up. We got this whole box for sixty bucks.

Leonard:We didn‟t even get to go through it all. There could be anything in here.

Penny: There a new girlfriend in there? …Cause you might need one.

Leonard: No. But there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script with actual slime stains! (Raj whispers to Leonard) Oh, you‟re right, it‟s Ghostbusters 2. Never mind.

Howard: Oh, my God. An Alf doll. When I was 11 my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left. I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac, and Alf was going to bring him back to me. But he never did. Where‟s my daddy, puppet? Where is he?

Penny: That is so sad.

Sheldon:No, what‟s sad is that you don‟t know Adam West was TV‟s Batman.

Credits sequence

Scene: The same

Leonard:Here‟s Spock‟s head with no body. Here‟s Mr. T‟s body with no head. Oh, yeah, here‟s Spock‟s body with Mr. T‟s head. I pity the fool who‟s illogical.

Penny:Okay, I‟m just gonna go home and make a grilled cheese and window-shop on eHarmony.

Leonard: Okay, bye.

Penny: Okay.

Leonard: Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connect-the-dots.