趣味英语智力题

1.You cannot see it but it is always before you.What is it?

future未来

2.How do movie stars keep cool?

电影明星怎末保持凉快

Because they have fans.

因为他们有扇子（粉丝，影迷……）

3.Why do we say a clock is shy?

为什么我们说一个钟表是害羞的？

It has its hands over its face.

因为它用手遮着脸蛋。

4.Why is an empty wallet always the same?

There’s no change in it．

因为里面没有零钱（因为里面没有变化）

1. 为什么狮子吃生肉:

Because lions can not cook food.因为狮子不会弄熟食.

2. 为什么鸡要穿马路: Because that chick was running from fox.

因为鸡在逃离狐狸的追捕.

3. 为什么狐狸要穿马路: Because that fox was trying to catch up with that chick. 因为狐狸想要抓住鸡

what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in?

答案：A mushroom

Where does afternoon always come before morning?

答案：In a dictionary.

QUESTION:Why are the rivers very rich?

ANSWER:Beacuse every river has two bank.

bank有两种意思,银行和河岸.每条河都有两个岸,不按正常思维,就是每条河都有两个银行,

当然RICH有钱了!

这道题是利用了英语单词的多意.

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?

1.Because it makes fat fact!

2.Why is the letter E so important?

2.Because it’s the begining of everything!

3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

3.Because there is love between them!

4.What letter is an animal ?

4. It’s the letter B!

5.What letter is a question?

5. It’s the letter Y!

6.Why is U the jolliest letter?

6. Be cause it’s in the midst of fun!

7.How do you feel today?

7. With my hands ,of course!

8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?

8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!

9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t g ot?

9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!

10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?

10. He didn’t cheat!

11.What does everybody do at the same time?

11. Grow old!

12.What resembles half a pie?

12. The other half!

13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人

14.When do people have two mouth?

14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!

15.Why do lions eat raw meat?

15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!

16.How many sides does a circle have?

16. Two. The inside and the outside!

17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?

17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!

18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

18. Sleep at night!

19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

19. At the bottom!