六人行英汉对照剧本(第一季101)
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钱德勒：突然，电话响了，我不知道该做什么，餐厅里每个人都盯着我。
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?
莫妮卡：他们此前没有看你？
Chandler:Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!钱德勒：后来，我明白我最好去接，原来是我妈打来的。这真是太奇怪了，因为她从来不给我打电话！
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
罗斯：各位，我会没事的，真的，我希望她幸福。
Monica:No you don't.
莫妮卡：不，你不会。
Ross:No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!当然我不会，去她的吧，她甩了我。
菲比：等等，他吃粉笔吗？
(They all stare, bemused.)（大家都困惑地看着她）
Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
菲比：我只是不想让她重蹈我和卡罗的覆辙，噢！
Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
莫妮卡：你现在是不是可以告诉我们了，还是等四个淋湿的伴娘来了才说。
Rachel:Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
乔伊：好了罗斯，你现在痛苦万分，怒火中烧，心如刀割，要我来告诉你怎么办吗？
(Ross gestures his consent.)（罗斯表示同意）
Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
乔伊：脱衣舞酒店！知道吗，你单身，有性需求。
Joey:Instead of...?
乔伊：而不是……
Chandler:That's right.
钱德勒：对。
Joey:Never had that dream.
乔伊：没做过那种梦。
Phoebe: No.
菲比：没有做过。
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
罗斯：不知道，好不好。为什么你们大家都要盯着这个？她都不知道，我怎么会知道。
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?钱德勒：有时候我希望我是个女同志。（大家都盯着他看）我说的很大声吗？
莫妮卡：你还好吧，亲爱的？
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
莫妮卡有了新室友（未删版）
[Scene: Central Perk,Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
瑞秋：天啊，Monica，谢天谢地。我去了你的住处，你不在，有个拿大榔头的人说你可能在这儿，你果真在这儿。
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee?
服务生：要来杯咖啡吗？
Monica:(pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this isChandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Joey:Ohh.
乔伊：奥。
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
(对罗斯)我去给你要杯咖啡。
Ross:Thanks.
罗斯：谢谢。
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
乔伊：拜托，是你和他出去，这男人好像有什么毛病。
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
钱德勒：好了，乔伊，乖点儿，那么他是驼背？驼背还戴着假发？
Phoebe:Wait, does he eat chalk?
菲比：喔，奥。（她开始在罗斯的前面采集空气。）
Ross:No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
罗斯：别，别，不要清理我的灵气，好不好？
Phoebe:Fine! Be murky!
菲比：那好，那就呆在晦气里吧。
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
[时间掠过，罗斯进来。]
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
罗斯：（苦着脸）嗨！
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
乔伊：这家伙打招呼，我就想杀了我自己。
Monica:Are you okay, sweetie?
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
莫妮卡：好了，大家别急，这又不是约会，我们不过是出去吃吃饭，又不做爱。
Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.
钱德勒：听起来怎么像是和我约会。
[Time Lapse][时间掠过]
Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
莫妮卡：（指着瑞秋）要无咖啡因的。（对大家）各位，这是瑞秋，另一个林肯高中的幸存者。（对瑞秋）这是钱德勒,菲比和乔伊,还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Rachel:Hi, sure!
瑞秋：你好，当然！
Ross:Hi.
罗斯：你好。
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)他们上前拥抱，可是罗斯的雨伞开了。他只好坐了回去。片刻的沉默后，从家都等着瑞秋解释。）
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
罗斯：昨晚儿我告诉爸妈了，他们好像还能接受.
Monica:Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
钱德勒：梦见我回到中学时代，我站在自助餐厅，我发现我全身赤裸。
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
全体：是的，做过那样的梦。
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
钱德勒：然后我低头看去，发现有一支电话……在那儿。
罗斯：我就觉得有人把手伸进我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从口中拉出，绕在我的脖子上……
Chandler: Cookie?
Hale Waihona Puke Baidu钱德勒：来点饼干？
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
莫妮卡：（向大家解释）卡萝今天搬出去了。
莫妮卡：真的,那个晚上3点来的那个哭诉女人的电话“我再也不会有孙子了。我再也不会有孙子了。”是谁？是打错了吗？
Ross:Sorry.
罗斯：抱歉。
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
101试播
瑞秋在教堂抛弃未婚夫巴利、逃婚到莫妮卡处。
莫妮卡和调酒师保罗约会，此君伪装成离婚后一蹶不振的苦命人，靠博取同情来骗女人上床。
罗斯婚姻失败，情绪低落。
乔伊安慰他说，女性的种类与冰激凌的品种一样多，离婚未尝不是好事。
大家一同看西班牙肥皂剧并信口瞎猜剧情。
罗斯自高中起即爱慕瑞秋，此刻死灰复燃，提议和她约会，瑞秋答应了。
（瑞秋穿着湿湿的婚纱进来，寻找着什么。）
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
钱德勒：而我只想要一百万美元（他充满希望的伸开双臂）
Monica:Rachel?! Rachel
莫妮卡：瑞秋？瑞秋。
[场景:中央公园,钱德勒,乔伊,菲比,和莫妮卡在场]
Monica:There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
莫妮卡：没什么好说的,他只不过是个和我一起工作的同事。
Joey:C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian...乔伊：你一直都不知道她是女同志？
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
罗斯：我不想单身，好不好？我只想再结婚。
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?
莫妮卡：他们此前没有看你？
Chandler:Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!钱德勒：后来，我明白我最好去接，原来是我妈打来的。这真是太奇怪了，因为她从来不给我打电话！
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
罗斯：各位，我会没事的，真的，我希望她幸福。
Monica:No you don't.
莫妮卡：不，你不会。
Ross:No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!当然我不会，去她的吧，她甩了我。
菲比：等等，他吃粉笔吗？
(They all stare, bemused.)（大家都困惑地看着她）
Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
菲比：我只是不想让她重蹈我和卡罗的覆辙，噢！
Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
莫妮卡：你现在是不是可以告诉我们了，还是等四个淋湿的伴娘来了才说。
Rachel:Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
乔伊：好了罗斯，你现在痛苦万分，怒火中烧，心如刀割，要我来告诉你怎么办吗？
(Ross gestures his consent.)（罗斯表示同意）
Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
乔伊：脱衣舞酒店！知道吗，你单身，有性需求。
Joey:Instead of...?
乔伊：而不是……
Chandler:That's right.
钱德勒：对。
Joey:Never had that dream.
乔伊：没做过那种梦。
Phoebe: No.
菲比：没有做过。
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
罗斯：不知道，好不好。为什么你们大家都要盯着这个？她都不知道，我怎么会知道。
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?钱德勒：有时候我希望我是个女同志。（大家都盯着他看）我说的很大声吗？
莫妮卡：你还好吧，亲爱的？
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
莫妮卡有了新室友（未删版）
[Scene: Central Perk,Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
瑞秋：天啊，Monica，谢天谢地。我去了你的住处，你不在，有个拿大榔头的人说你可能在这儿，你果真在这儿。
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee?
服务生：要来杯咖啡吗？
Monica:(pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this isChandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Joey:Ohh.
乔伊：奥。
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
(对罗斯)我去给你要杯咖啡。
Ross:Thanks.
罗斯：谢谢。
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
乔伊：拜托，是你和他出去，这男人好像有什么毛病。
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
钱德勒：好了，乔伊，乖点儿，那么他是驼背？驼背还戴着假发？
Phoebe:Wait, does he eat chalk?
菲比：喔，奥。（她开始在罗斯的前面采集空气。）
Ross:No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
罗斯：别，别，不要清理我的灵气，好不好？
Phoebe:Fine! Be murky!
菲比：那好，那就呆在晦气里吧。
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
[时间掠过，罗斯进来。]
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
罗斯：（苦着脸）嗨！
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
乔伊：这家伙打招呼，我就想杀了我自己。
Monica:Are you okay, sweetie?
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
莫妮卡：好了，大家别急，这又不是约会，我们不过是出去吃吃饭，又不做爱。
Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.
钱德勒：听起来怎么像是和我约会。
[Time Lapse][时间掠过]
Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
莫妮卡：（指着瑞秋）要无咖啡因的。（对大家）各位，这是瑞秋，另一个林肯高中的幸存者。（对瑞秋）这是钱德勒,菲比和乔伊,还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Rachel:Hi, sure!
瑞秋：你好，当然！
Ross:Hi.
罗斯：你好。
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)他们上前拥抱，可是罗斯的雨伞开了。他只好坐了回去。片刻的沉默后，从家都等着瑞秋解释。）
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
罗斯：昨晚儿我告诉爸妈了，他们好像还能接受.
Monica:Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
钱德勒：梦见我回到中学时代，我站在自助餐厅，我发现我全身赤裸。
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
全体：是的，做过那样的梦。
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
钱德勒：然后我低头看去，发现有一支电话……在那儿。
罗斯：我就觉得有人把手伸进我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从口中拉出，绕在我的脖子上……
Chandler: Cookie?
Hale Waihona Puke Baidu钱德勒：来点饼干？
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
莫妮卡：（向大家解释）卡萝今天搬出去了。
莫妮卡：真的,那个晚上3点来的那个哭诉女人的电话“我再也不会有孙子了。我再也不会有孙子了。”是谁？是打错了吗？
Ross:Sorry.
罗斯：抱歉。
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
101试播
瑞秋在教堂抛弃未婚夫巴利、逃婚到莫妮卡处。
莫妮卡和调酒师保罗约会，此君伪装成离婚后一蹶不振的苦命人，靠博取同情来骗女人上床。
罗斯婚姻失败，情绪低落。
乔伊安慰他说，女性的种类与冰激凌的品种一样多，离婚未尝不是好事。
大家一同看西班牙肥皂剧并信口瞎猜剧情。
罗斯自高中起即爱慕瑞秋，此刻死灰复燃，提议和她约会，瑞秋答应了。
（瑞秋穿着湿湿的婚纱进来，寻找着什么。）
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
钱德勒：而我只想要一百万美元（他充满希望的伸开双臂）
Monica:Rachel?! Rachel
莫妮卡：瑞秋？瑞秋。
[场景:中央公园,钱德勒,乔伊,菲比,和莫妮卡在场]
Monica:There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
莫妮卡：没什么好说的,他只不过是个和我一起工作的同事。
Joey:C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian...乔伊：你一直都不知道她是女同志？
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
罗斯：我不想单身，好不好？我只想再结婚。
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)