Simon Cowell的损人语录

美国偶像评委Simon Cowell的损人语录

美国唱歌选秀节目《American Idol》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔（Simon Cowell）外表看来是典型的英国绅士，微笑的时候还蛮可爱。但却向来以损人不带脏字著称，他常常提醒选手有着“非人类的声音”。他的“毒舌”闻名娱乐圈。在《Britain Got Talents》中做评委，他对选手的评论也毫不委婉。人们对Simon Cowell褒贬不一，不过有他做评委的节目收视率居高不下。其成绩也是有目共睹，尤其擅长商业指导和包装。West Life正是他包装过的著名组合。其他TV秀包括American Idol知名系列都是他的手笔。不过尽管他损选手如此厉害，他却坦白自己不会唱歌。我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录吧。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture。

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。

如果你生活在2000年前，唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite。

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing)，you just wouldn't stand a chance。

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

脑残(impaired-brain)

Your brain has two parts-the left and the right. Your left has nothing right,and your right has nothi ng left.