经典的中国式英语

当代的中式英语多用于中国人之间调侃之用，或和懂中文的外国人开玩笑时候使用。另外，还有一个有趣的现象，绝大数中式英语的原文都是汉语中的俚语或口头语，很难用英语三言两语解释的

清楚。

Make people in thick road 做人要厚道

Open the door see mountain 开门见山

five flowers eight doors 五花八门

people mountain people sea 人山人海

You go see see 你去看看.

Moon under old man 月下老人

I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

you find Wang Small Two have what thing ?

你找王小二有什么事？

we two who and who a

咱俩谁跟谁阿

how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

brothers ！ together up ！

兄弟们，一起上！

you me you me

彼此彼此

You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

Good good study, day day up

好好学习，天天向上（最经典，最流行）

Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

诸位有事起奏，无事退朝

If you still no three no four, I will give you some color to see see。

如果你再不三不四，我会给你点颜色看看

Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too(two)!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for(four)?

小明：I am sorry five!

还有以前听到个比较猛的，有一哥们上课的时候跟老外当场闹翻，就中英文混合骂他：

ＸＸＸＸ（老外的名字，英文的，忘了）你别Ｊ８装，Ｉhave 兄弟一大帮，if you still跟我装，you must be受伤！

当时立刻雷翻全场…………

horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

he drink high 他喝高了

you girl find hit？你丫找揍呢？

前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no p eople have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you

go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

以前看过一个笑话，说是小泉第一次见克林顿，想和他套近乎，就和翻译学了几话，内容如下：how are you?

I'm fine,thank you, and you?

me too.

小泉练了几遍。

正式见面的时候，双方主动握手，小泉因为口音的原因，说成了who are you?

克林顿当时一愣，心想我堂堂一美国总统你会不认识，小泉到挺幽默，就答到I'm

Hillary's husband

小泉回到me too

克林顿昏倒

Spring Brother is prue man

blood and iron real man

春哥纯爷们

铁血真汉子

这句话流传很广了

我师傅以前开出租车的时候载了个老外，

然后我师傅不会英文，

就帮老外说，I English no.

然后老外就说I Chinese no.

还有一个我去理发的时候，旁边一个老外也来理发，

然后就对小弟说，I want cut my head.

小弟听不懂，我在一边笑死···

然后那个老外一边笑一边挠挠头，用很标准的中文说，哎呀，我想剪头呀···这个要怎么说呢？··· 囧···

一个有趣的就是你问10个中国人：“how are you"

其中会有9个回答"fine, thank you, and you ?"