经典的英语小故事短篇.doc

经典的英语小故事短篇

优秀的英语小故事

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, How come this guy is $5,000? Thats so expensive for this kindof parrot. The owner said, Because I have trained him and he can talk. So the customer asked him, How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive? The owner said, Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. Thats why hes so expensive. Then the customer said, How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive? The owner of the shopsaid, I dont know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him The Boss.

老板有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，

所以才卖这么贵。」

顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』」

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the egg?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

鸡蛋在哪里?

老师：你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗?

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：鸡蛋在哪?

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,Why do you buy so many tickets? How

many friends do you meet? No, I have no friends here,but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.

After Keaop It

Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it. 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?

没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。

Im sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth .

Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!

Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .

对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取我在白天唱歌时，捕鸟人听到我的歌声抓住了我。从此，我再也不在白天唱歌了。

蝙蝠说：你现在才懂得谨慎已没用了，你若在变为囚徒之前就懂得，那该多好呀!说完就飞走了。

寓意: 我们应该在危险发生之前就提高警觉，因为危险一旦发生，我们再怎样小心也没有用了