英语笑话简单爆笑 [有关经典英语小笑话爆笑简单]

英语笑话简单爆笑[有关经典英语小笑话爆笑简单]

看幽默笑话可以让人心情舒畅开怀大笑对身心好,对脑子没影响。小编分享有关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

有关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话：The Absent-minded Professor

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!

Wife: Didn’t you feel a hand in your pocket?

Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.

心不在焉的教授

心不在焉的教授：天哪!有人偷了我的钱包!

妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋?

心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。有关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话：Is He Really Ill?

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small

crowd immediately gathers around him.

”Give the poor man a glass of brandy,” advises a woman. “Give him a

heart massage, “ says someone else.

”No, just give him some brandy,” insists the woman. “Call an ambulance,”

yells another person.

”A brandy!”The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. “Shut up, everybody,

and do as the kind lady says!”

他真病了吗?

在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻

围了上去。

“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。

“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。

“不，还是给他一些白兰地，”那位女士坚持说。

”还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。

“一杯白兰地。”

这时地上的那个人坐了起来，嚷着，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的太太

说得去做!”有关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话：How to Become Rich?

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don’t give me a nickel I’ll tell my ‘s boyfriend: No, don’t do that. Here’s a nickel.

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I’ve made this month.

如何致富? 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。