美国著名脱口秀主持人艾伦杜兰大学毕业演讲
轰动全球的毕业演讲:谎言并不可怕,可怕的是没人击碎它!

轰动全球的毕业演讲:谎言并不可怕,可怕的是没人击碎它!
5月11日,美国脱口秀女王奥普拉在南加州大学毕业典礼上发表演讲,鼓励未来的媒体从业人员。
她在演讲中给毕业生们带来了一个好消息和坏消息,坏消息是:互联网和社交媒体正在某种程度上对社会产生一些不良影响,而好消息是:台下的学生们将来有能力去打击谎言,改变这一切。
她说:是媒体人在编写这个时代的历史,大家应该鼓起智慧与勇气去表达立场,在“看似摇摆不定”的世界里“成为真相”。
脱口秀女王Ellen杜兰大学演讲稿(中英对照)

Ellen杜兰大学演讲Thank you,President Cowan,Mrs.President Cowen;distinguished guests, undistinguished guests-you know who you are,honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher.考译文:谢谢,谢谢考恩校长,和有头有脸的来宾们,呃,有头有脸的来宾,你知道你是谁,不用介绍了,诚心感谢大家……以及讨厌的西班牙语老师。
And thank you to all the graduating class of2009,I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept since Fat Tuesday,but you can't graduate'til I finish,so listen up.感谢所有2009届的毕业生,我知道你们绝大多数人还因为宿醉头痛欲裂,狂欢到今天都还没睡,但是没听完我的演讲不能毕业,所以都听好了!(学生们欢呼)When I was asked to make the commencement speech,I immediately said yes.Then I went to look up what commencement meant.Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary,but most of the books in our house are Portia's,and they're all written in Australian.So I had to break the word down myself,to find out the mencement: common,and mon cement.You commonly see cement on sidewalks.Sidewalks have cracks,and if you step on a crack,you break your mother's back.So there's that.But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement.当我被问是否来参加毕业典礼演讲的时候,我立刻就回答了:yes!……然后我才去查“毕业典礼”是什么意思(众人笑)。
ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿92567

ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿为大家整理美国着名脱口秀主持人艾伦在杜兰大学的精彩演讲,杜兰大学是成立于1894年美国南部的一所着名的综合性大学,下面是小编整理的ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿英文Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 20XX, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and havent slept since Fat Tuesday, but you cant graduate til I finish, so listen up.When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portias, and theyre all written in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mothers back. So theres that. But Im honored that youve asked me here to speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school. And I didnt go to college here, and I dont know if President Cowan knows, I didnt go to any college at all. Any college. And Im not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, Im a huge celebrity.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom worked at ( 估计是某家商店的名字) and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today Clearly not to steal, youre too far away and Id never get away with it.Im here because of you. Because I cant think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when youre wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means youve given up. Im here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here,I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, I had no ambition, I didnt know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought Id just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didnt really have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what Im saying is, when youre older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down ParentsAnyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didnt know it was her and I keptgoing, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here I dont understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldnt it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadnt even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town. I said, Im gonna do this on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson- at the time he was the king - and Im gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down. And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thoughtif people found out they wouldnt like me, they wouldnt laugh at me.Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out Im gay, then theyll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldnt live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasnt to make a political statement, it wasnt to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought, Whats the worst that could happen I can lose my career. I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone didnt ring for three years. I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didnt, because of what I did. And I realised that I had a purpose. And it wasnt just about me and it wasnt about celebrity, but I felt like I was beingpunished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didnt want to pick it up. Most people didnt want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldnt change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, thats whats gotten me to this place. I dont live in fear, Im free, I have no secrets. and I know Ill always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was boobies, by the way Its not, its groupiesBut my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, youll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in yourlife is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that youre not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in some way. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone elses path, unless youre in the woods and youre lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Dont give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Dont take anyones advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but theres no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. Its gonna be great. Youve already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, Is it above sea level . So to conclude my conclusion that Ive previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what Im trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what theysee, youll have more beads than you know what to do with. And youll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 20XX, I say congratulations and if you dont remember a thing I said today, remember this: youre gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿中文谢谢,谢谢考恩校长,和有头有脸的来宾们,呃,有头有脸的来宾,你知道你是谁,不用介绍了,诚心感谢大家&bd&bd以及讨厌的西班牙语老师。
艾伦杜兰大学演讲

Ellen DeGeneres Commencement Speech at Tulane UniversityThank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen;distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you knowwho you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher.And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realizemost of you are hungover and have splitting headaches andhaven't slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can't graduate'til I finish, so listen up.When I was asked to make the commencement speech, Iimmediately said yes. Then I went to look up whatcommencement meant. Which would have been easy if I hada dictionary, but most of the books in our house arePortia's, and they're all written in Australian. So I hadto break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. Youcommonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks,and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back.So there's that. But I'm honored that you've asked me hereto speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini- aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school.And I didn't go to college here, and I don't know ifPresident Cowan knows, I didn't go to any college at all.Any college. And I'm not saying you wasted your time, ormoney, but look at me, I"m a huge celebrity.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks,our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time heregrowing up. My mom worked at (?) and I would go there everytime I needed to steal something out of her purse. But whyam I here today? Clearly not to steal, you're too far awayand I'd never get away with it.I'm here because of you. Because I can't think of a moretenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when you're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. I'm here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I'd just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn't really have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I'm saying is, when you're older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents?Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didn't know it was her and I kept going, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here? I don't understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn't it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn't even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town. I said, "I'm gonna do this on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson"- at the time he was the king - "and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down." And severalyears later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out I'm gay, then they'll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career". I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone didn't ring for three years.I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did. And I realised that I had a purpose. And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn't want to pick it up. Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing.I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place. I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets. and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was youngerI thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was "boobies", by the way? It's not, it's "groupies".But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in some way. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don't take anyone's advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. It's gonna be great. You've already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, "Is it above sea level?" . So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you'll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.。
2009年艾伦·德詹尼丝在杜兰大学的演讲:做真正的自己

2009年艾伦·德詹尼丝在杜兰大学的演讲:做真正的自己作者:By Ellen DeGeners来源:《英语学习》2017年第05期杜蘭大学成立于1834年,是一所历史悠久的综合性私立大学,享有“南部哈佛”之美誉。
被称为脱口秀女王的艾伦·德詹尼丝,其风趣自然的特点与生俱来,她在这篇“笑果”十足的演说中透露了自己艰辛的成长历程,让人备受鼓舞。
她演讲的核心正是杜兰大学的校训:Not for oneself,but for one’s own(不为自己,只为内心)。
Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests,undistinguished guests—you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy1 Spanish teacher.And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven’t slept since Fat Tuesday,but you can’t graduate till I finish, so listen up.2When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Commencement: common, and cement3. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother’s back.4 So there’s that. But I’m honored that you’ve asked me here to speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus—alumni—aluminum—alumis—you had to graduate from this school.5 And I didn’t go to college here,and I don’t know if President Cowan knows,I didn’t go to any college at all. Any college. And I’m not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me,I’m a huge celebrity6.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers.7 I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom worked at Newcomb and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today? Clearly not to steal.I’m here because of you. Because I can’t think of a more tenacious8, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes9. Usua lly when you’re wearing a robe at 10 in the morning,it means you’ve given up.10 I’m here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times.11When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I really, I had no ambition,I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I did everything from—I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners,I had no idea.12 I didn’t really have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea.Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident,and I didn’t know it was her and I kept going, and I found out shortly after that, it was her.And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas.13 And I was soul-searching14, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here?I don’t understand, there must be a purpose,and wouldn’t it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God,which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself,and I hadn’t even been doing stand-up15, ever, there was no club in town. I said,“I’m gonna do this on the Tonight Show with Johnny Ca rson”—at the time he was the king—“and I’m gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down.”16 And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote.And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard,because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn’t like me, they would laugh at me.Then my career turned into—I got my own sitcom17, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought,what if they find out I’m gay,then they’ll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents—this was back, many years ago—and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn’t live that way anymore, and I decided to come out18 and make it creative.And my character would come out at the same time,and it wasn’t to make a political statement,it wasn’t to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought,“What’s the worst that couldhappen?I can lose my career”. I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years,without even telling me,I read it in the paper. The phone didn’t ring for three years. I had no off ers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all.Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide,but didn’t, because of what I did. And I realized that I had a purpose. And it wasn’t just about me and it wasn’t about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn’t want to pick it up. Most people didn’t want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it,I wouldn’t change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately,that’s what’s gotten me to this place. I don’t live in fear,I’m free, I have no secrets. And I know I’ll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am.So in conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies19.But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow,you’ll realize the defini tion of success changes.For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila.20 For me,the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.21 To live your life as an honest and compassionate person; to contribute in some way.So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else’s path,unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice,it will come back and bite you in the ass22. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future,but there’s no need to worry. The economy is booming23, the job market is wide open,the planet is just fine. It’s gonna be great. You’ve already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before,some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview, like,“Is it above sea level?”So to conclude my conclusion that I’ve previously concluded, in the common cement speech,I guess what I’m trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras24. But instead of showing yourboobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see,you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.25 And you’ll be drunk, most of the time.So the Tulane class of 2009,I say congratulations and if you don’t remember a thing I said today, remember this:you’re gonna be ok, just dance.1. creepy:使人紧张的,令人毛骨悚然的。
英语演讲稿-经典名人英语演讲稿68:做真正的自己(2009年美国脱口秀节目主持人艾伦杜兰大学演讲)mp3

英语演讲稿经典名人英语演讲稿68:做真正的自己(2009年美国脱口秀节目主持人艾伦杜兰大学演讲)mp368. Stay True to Yourself68. 做真正的自己And really when I look back on it, I wouldn’t change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that’s what’s gotten me to this place. I don’t live in fear, I’free, I have no secrets. And I know I’ll always be OK, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was “boobies”, by the way? It’s not, it’s “groupies”.当我回首这些往事的时候,我还会做相同的决定。
Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲

Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲艾伦·李·德杰尼勒斯是一位美国著名脱口秀喜剧演员、电视节目主持,现在她主持脱口秀节目《艾伦·德杰尼勒斯秀》及在"美国偶像"第九季担任评审。
今天给大家分享一篇Ellen在杜兰大学毕业典礼上的精彩演讲,希望对大家有所帮助。
Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿英文Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 20xx, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can't graduate 'til I finish, so listen up.When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia's, and they're all written in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. So there's that. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini -aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school. And I didn't go to college here, and I don't know if President Cowan knows, I didn't go to any college at all. Any college. And I'm not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom worked at (? 估计是某家商店的名字) and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today? Clearly not to steal, you're too far away and I'd never get away with it.I'm here because of you. Because I can't think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when you're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. I'm here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I'd just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn't really have a plan, mypoint is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I'm saying is, when you're older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents?Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didn't know it was her and I keptgoing, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here? I don't understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn't it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn't even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town. I said, "I'm gonna do this on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson"- at the time he was the king - "and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down." And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of theshow, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out I'm gay, then they'll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career". I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone didn't ring for three years. I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did. And I realised that I had a purpose. And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity,but I felt like I was being punished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn't want to pick it up. Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place. I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets. and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was "boobies", by the way? It's not, it's "groupies"But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in someway. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don't take anyone's advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. It's gonna be great. You've already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, "Is it above sea level?" . So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you'll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 20xx, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿中文谢谢,谢谢考恩校长,和有头有脸的来宾们,呃,有头有脸的来宾,你知道你是谁,不用介绍了,诚心感谢大家,,以及讨厌的西班牙语老师。
毕业演讲那些最励志的毕业演讲

【毕业演讲】那些最励志的毕业演讲2014-05-15北航毕业季又是一年的毕业季,又是一批小伙伴要恋恋不舍地离开自己曾经生活学习过的学校和城市。
每到这个时候,学校都会邀请一位名人来参加大家的毕业典礼,并做演讲。
每年的毕业演也从侧面反映了一所大学形象与实力。
今天就让我们回顾一下那些最令人难忘的毕业演讲吧。
亚马逊创始人Jeff Bezos 普林斯顿大学毕业演讲 2010年演讲亮点:在你们80岁时某个追忆往昔的时刻,只有你一个人静静对内心诉说着你的人生故事,其中最为充实、最有意义的那段讲述,会被你们作出的一系列决定所填满。
最后,是选择塑造了我们的人生。
为你自己塑造一个伟大的人生故事。
Tomorrow, in a very real sense, your life -- the life you author from scratch on your own -- begins.明天,非常现实地说,你们从零塑造自己人生的时代即将开启。
How will you use your gifts? What choices will you make?你们会如何运用自己的天赋?你们又会作出怎样的抉择?Will inertia be your guide, or will you follow your passions?你们是被惯性所引导,还是追随自己内心的热情?Will you follow dogma, or will you be original?你们会墨守陈规,还是勇于创新?Will you choose a life of ease, or a life of service and adventure? 你们会选择安逸的生活,还是选择一个奉献与冒险的人生?Will you wilt under criticism, or will you follow your convictions? 你们会屈从于批评,还是会坚守信念?Will you bluff it out when you're wrong, or will you apologize?你们会掩饰错误,还是会坦诚道歉?Will you guard your heart against rejection, or will you act when you fall in love?你们会因害怕拒绝而掩饰内心,还是会在面对爱情时勇往直前?Will you play it safe, or will you be a little bit swashbuckling?你们想要波澜不惊,还是想要搏击风浪?When it's tough, will you give up, or will you be relentless?你们会在严峻的现实之下选择放弃,还是会义无反顾地前行?Will you be a cynic, or will you be a builder?你们要做愤世嫉俗者,还是踏实的建设者?Will you be clever at the expense of others, or will you be kind? 你们要不计一切代价地展示聪明,还是选择善良?Ellen DeGeneres 在Tulane University 杜兰大学的毕业演讲 2009年演讲亮点:生命中最重要的事是:活得诚实!别逼自己去做不是真正的你,要活得正直,有怜悯之心,在某些方面有所贡献。
艾伦杜兰大学演讲节选

Bs02 艾伦杜兰大学演讲节选Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place. I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets. and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am.So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies.But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in some way.。
Was that okay?――脱口秀女王奥普拉的哈佛毕业典礼演讲稿

Was that okay?――脱口秀女王奥普拉的哈佛毕业典礼演讲稿Was that okay?——脱口秀女王奥普拉的哈佛毕业典礼演讲稿再大的失败总会翻页“奥普拉秀”在同一时间段的电视节目中连续21年排名第一,我必须说我对于这个成功非常的满足。
但是几年前,我觉得,在人生的某一时刻,你必须重新来过,找到新的领域,实现新的突破。
所以我离开了奥普拉秀,以我的名字命名推出了我自己的电视网络“奥普拉•温福瑞电视网”,缩写正好是“OWN(自己的)”。
在奥普拉•温福瑞电视网推出一年后,几乎所有的媒体都认为我的新项目是失败的。
他们称之为一个“大写的失败”。
我还记得有一天我打开《今日美国报》时看到头条说“奥普拉搞不定‘自己的’电视网”……这正是去年我职业生涯最低谷的时刻。
说实话,我压力大到近乎崩溃,感到羞愧。
就在那个时候,Faust校长打电话邀请我到哈佛做毕业演讲。
我心想:“让我给哈佛的毕业生演讲?我能跟这些世界上最成功的毕业生说什么?我已经不再成功了啊。
”挂了校长的电话后我去洗了个澡。
那个澡,我洗了很长时间,洗澡时我突然想到一首古老赞美诗中的话:“终于,清晨来临”,之后我就想,我的黎明也许要来了。
我又想到那首赞美诗中的另一句话:“困难只是暂时的,都会过去...”"I'm not kidding.Change the world in new,exciting and big ways,"Nye,better known as "The Science Guy,"said."Keepreaching.Keep seeking.Keep using your abilities to bring out the best in those around you,and let them bring out the best in you."当我走出浴室时,我想:我遇到的麻烦,同样会有结束的一天,我会把这一页翻过去,会好起来的。
Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲

Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲艾伦·李·德杰尼勒斯是一位美国著名脱口秀喜剧演员、电视节目主持,现在她主持脱口秀节目《艾伦·德杰尼勒斯秀》及在“美国偶像”第九季担任评审。
今天店铺给大家分享一篇Ellen在杜兰大学毕业典礼上的精彩演讲,希望对大家有所帮助。
Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿英文Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can't graduate 'til I finish, so listen up.When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia's, and they're all written in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. So there's that. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this school. And I didn't go to college here, and I don't know if President Cowan knows, I didn't go to any college at all. Any college. And I'm not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom worked at (? 估计是某家商店的名字) and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today? Clearly not to steal, you're too far away and I'd never get away with it.I'm here because of you. Because I can't think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when you're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. I'm here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I'd just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn't really have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I'm saying is, when you're older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents?Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didn't know it was her and I keptgoing, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here? I don't understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn't it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn't even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town.I said, "I'm gonna do this on the Tonight Show With Johnny Carson"- at the time he was the king - "and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down." And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out I'm gay, then they'll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, andit wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest. And I thought, "What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career". I did.I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone didn't ring for three years. I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did. And I realised that I had a purpose. And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished... it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn't want to pick it up. Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place. I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets. and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star.I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was "boobies", by the way? It's not, it's "groupies"But my idea of success is different today. And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. Forme, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure. to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. to contribute in some way. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don't take anyone's advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. It's gonna be great. You've already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, "Is it above sea level?" . So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you'll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.Ellen杜兰大学毕业演讲稿中文谢谢,谢谢考恩校长,和有头有脸的来宾们,呃,有头有脸的来宾,你知道你是谁,不用介绍了,诚心感谢大家……以及讨厌的西班牙语老师。
美国最佳毕业典礼致辞――EllenLeeDeGeneres

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艾伦·李·德杰尼勒斯(Ellen Lee DeGeneres,1958年1月26日-)是一位美国演员及单口相声喜剧演员(stand-upcomedian),现在她主持脱口秀节目“艾伦·德杰尼勒斯秀”(TheEllen DeGeneres Show)及在“美国偶像”(AmericanIdol)第九季担任评审。
曾主持第79届奥斯卡金像奖,亦曾多次凭“艾伦·德杰尼勒斯秀”获得艾美奖。
美国最佳毕业典礼致辞——Ellen Lee DeGeneresThankyou, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests,undistinguished guests - you know who you are, honored faculty and creepySpanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of XX, I realizemost of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven't slept sinceFat Tuesday, but you can't graduate 'til I finish, so listen up. When I wasasked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went tolook up what commencement meant.Which would have been easy if I had adictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia's, and they're allwritten in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself, to find out themeaning. Commencement: common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly seecement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, youbreak your mother's back. So there's that. But I'm honored that you've asked mehere to speak at your common cement. I thought that you had to be a famousalumnus - alumini - aluminum - alumis - you had to graduate from this I didn't go to college here, and I don't know if President Cowan knows, Ididn't go to any college at all. Any college. And I'm not saying you wastedyour time, or money, but look at me, I"m a huge celebrity. Although I didgraduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent alot of time here growing up. My mom worked at (?) and I would go there everytime I needed to steal something out of her purse. But why am I here today?Clearly not to steal, you're too far away and I'd never get away with it. I'mhere because of you. Because I can't think of a more tenacious, more courageousgraduating class.I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually whenyou're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. I'm herebecause I love New Orleans.I was born and raised here, I spent my formativeyears here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middleschool, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I - I really, Ihad no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I did everything from - Ishucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, Ipainted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I'd justfinally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybehave basic cable, maybe not, I didn't really have a plan, my point is that, bythe time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I'm saying is,when you're older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down?Parents? Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way Iended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, andmygirlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident,and I didn't know it was her and I kept going, and I found out shortly afterthat, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, Ihad no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment wasinfested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenlygone, and there are fleas here? I don't understand, there must be a purpose,and wouldn't it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God,and ask these questions. And I started writing and what poured out of me was animaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing itand I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn't even been doing stand-up,ever, there was no club in town.I said, "I'm gonna do this on the TonightShow With Johnny Carson"- at the time he was the king - "and I'mgonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sitdown." And several years later, I was the first woman in the history ofthe show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because ofthat phone conversation with God that I wrote.And I started this path ofstand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I wastrying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I wasgay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn'tlaugh at me. Then my career turned into - I got my own sitcom, and that wasvery successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find outI'm gay, then they'll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was whenwe just had white presidents - this was back, many years ago - and I finallydecided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I justcouldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make apolitical statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free….学校规章制度是院长和各位大学管理者制定的。
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小时候,从我们呱呱坠地、咿呀学语时,就一直在渴望成长,渴望进入大人们的世界。
但殊不知成长是要付出代价的。
从攀爬到踉跄学步,摔跤成了必然的代价于是,也就这样摸爬滚打地长大了。
对于碧桂园,我已经算是二进宫了。
在最初毕业时,心太大,带着一份仗剑走天涯的心走向了南漂的道路,只是因为在人群里多看了你一眼,从此我便成了碧桂园人一名广东凤凰城中英文幼儿园的一名老师。
听上去光鲜亮丽,背后也常繁忙到夜里三四点。
曾有同事说一开场感觉我状态不对根本无法待够3个月。
确实,初进碧桂园,它的形式、它的工作要求对我来讲都是一个宏大的挑战,但我有不服输的倔强,顶着压力与家人的不理解,去学习再学习,最后艰辛的付出得到了认可,我在短时间内快速成长为骨干老师,曾代表幼儿园为一百多位行业领军人物呈现优质课,我非常开心大家能认可我,同时我也收获了成长的快乐。
想到这里我甚感欣慰,原来成长中的付出与收获是成正比的,快乐并没有溜走,都被我尽获囊中并迫不及待地要前往下一个目的地。
来到武汉碧桂园学校我是紧张而又期待的,然而此时的我又复原成了一个愣头青。
记忆最深化的也就是参加后的第一件大事:组建鼓号队。
对于我来说,适应和缓冲的时间都缺乏够,却还要马不停蹄地组建鼓号队。
接到任务时大脑一片空白,非常心慌,不到一个月的时间内要选人组建训练出一支四十多人的队伍,十月要在运动会上一展风采。
箭在弦上不得不发,我利用周末看视频学习,自己拿乐器操练,向兄弟学校老师取经,付出了大量的时间与精力。
当然在这个过程中,并不是我一个人在奋斗,校长经常来巡视给我指导意见,班主任老师们帮助我搜集并协调家长的意见,在短时间内我们共同完成了这项艰巨的任务,在运动会入场式那一天,看到上场效果颇佳的队伍我笑了,这是收获的笑容,虽然还有很多不完美的地方,但是我成长了许多,抗压才能也得到了新打破。
励志演讲——美国大学十大经典毕业演讲(大全5篇)

励志演讲——美国大学十大经典毕业演讲(大全5篇)第一篇:励志演讲——美国大学十大经典毕业演讲记着你总会死去,这是我知道的防止患得患失的最佳办法。
赤条条来去无牵挂,还有什么理由不随你的心。
你的时间是有限的,因此不要把时间花在过别人的生活上。
不要被教条所困——让自己的生活成为他人想法的结果。
不要让他人的意见淹没了你自己内心的声音。
最重要的是,要有勇气跟随你的本心与直觉。
他们好歹已经知道你真正想让自己成为什么。
其他的,都是次要的。
保持饥饿。
保持愚钝。
2.杰瑞·朱克(导演、电影制片人)——2003年威斯康辛大学如果你一生都在睡觉,你的梦想是否实现就无关紧要了。
问你自己一个问题:如果我不是必须做的完美,那我还努力什么呢?没有人会像你自己那样对自己的失败那么在意。
你以为一沉湎于个人重要行的人。
对于其他所有人来说,你只是雷达荧光屏上的一个光点。
所以,只管前行吧。
3.马克·刘易斯(教授、临床心理学家)——2000年得克萨斯大学(奥斯汀)有时候你会干得很漂亮,有时候你会失败。
但是二者都不是成功的量度。
成功的量度是你自己对你的行为怎么看。
让我换一句话说:让自己幸福的办法是喜欢你自己,喜欢你自己的办法是只做让你自己感到骄傲的事情。
有一个老笑话,不是很好笑,它是这么说的:“无论你去到哪里,你总是你。
”这是真的。
一生中跟你在一起最多的人是你自己,如果你不喜欢你自己,那你就会总是跟你不喜欢的人在一起。
4.大卫·福斯特·华莱士(小说家)——2005年肯尼恩学院有两条小鱼在一起游泳,一天他们碰巧遇到了一条老鱼。
老鱼向他们点头,并说“早上好,孩子们,水怎么样?”这两条小鱼继续往前游,其中有一条小鱼实在忍不住了,问另外一条小鱼:“水是什么东西?” 对我们生活中如此真实、如此必不可少、无处不在、无时不在的事物的意识,需要我们一遍一遍的提醒自己:“这是水。
”“这是水。
”5.约翰·沃尔什(作家和艺术历史学家)——2000年慧顿神学院一次做一件事情,给你每一次经历全部的注意力。
大学毕业季 “脱口秀女王”在哈佛大谈“失败”

大学毕业季“脱口秀女王”在哈佛大谈“失败”2013年06月30日人民网-人民日报春末夏初,是美国各大学的毕业典礼季。
寒窗数载,一朝别离,难免五味杂陈。
请当今名人做演讲成为典礼的一个传统。
面对眼前一片渴求成功的毕业生,美国“脱口秀女王”奥普拉·温弗瑞今年在哈佛大学的演讲却大谈“失败”。
这位有着传奇经历的非洲裔女士展开双臂,大声说道:“如果你不断推着自己走得更高、更高,平均率注定你必然要在某一点上跌落。
当你跌落时,你要记住:没有失败这回事。
失败仅仅是生活努力将我们转至另一方向的动力。
沮丧一阵子没关系,给自己一点痛定思痛的时间,但关键在于,从每一个错误中吸取教训。
人生的关键在于锤炼心灵的士气和情感的定位,它们能够告诉你走向何方。
”美国前能源部长、诺贝尔奖获得者朱棣文在罗切斯特大学毕业典礼上的演讲也谈及“失败”。
他说,失败要快,爬起来继续前进也要快。
“你应该首先应对挑战中最为关键和最为基本的部分——不要先做那些容易的事。
在我的科技生涯中,我敢说我所做的3/4的事情或者失败,或者转化成为更好的事情。
”创业是许多刚刚走出大学校门的年轻人的雄心壮志。
脸谱创建人之一克里斯·休斯在佐治亚州立大学毕业典礼上说,“绝妙的主意常常来源于对日常生活挑战的应对,特别是如何找份能够支付账单的工作。
在很多时候,有意义的工作变成了必需的工作,激情被迫淡出。
知道你应该听从内心的呼唤,做点重要的事情,这很容易。
困难的是,你一方面必须应对现实世界,另一方面又要能创造未来。
尽管我们正在经历着大衰退之后最大的衰退,创造未来还是我们这一代应该做的事情。
”休斯还建议大家,毕业后养成如下习惯:“追踪一些与你意见相左的人的观点;订一份能告诉你最重要新闻的报纸或杂志;在手机上建立一个链接,这个链接可能并不是你那个社会圈子热衷的消息,却是你需要阅读的内容。
这些习惯对你成为一个好的公民、一个好的丈夫或妻子,乃至一个消息灵通的职位申请人将大有裨益。
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Thank you. President Cowan. Mrs. President Cowen. distinguished guests, undistinguished guests. You know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hangover and have splitting headaches and haven’t slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can’t graduate ‘til I finish, so listen up. When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes. Then I went to look up what commencement meant. Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia’s, and they’re all written in Australian. So I had to break the word down myself to find out the meaning. Commencement. Common, and cement. Common cement. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother’s back. So there’s that. But I’m honored that you’ve asked me here to speak at your common cement. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus –alumint –alumini – aluminum –alumis – you had to graduate from this school. And I didn’t go to college here, and I don’t know if President Cowen knows, I didn’t go to any college at all. Any college. And I’m not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity. Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers. I spent a lot of time here growing up. My mom works at (?) and I would go there every time I needed to steel something out of her purse. But why am I here today? Clearly not to steel, you’re too far away and I’d never get away with it. I’m here because of you. Because I can’t think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class. I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. Usually when you’re wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you’ve given up. I’m here because I love New Orleans. I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and I like you, while I was living here, I only did laundry six times. When I finished school, I was completely lost. And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway. And I – I really, I had no ambition; I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I did everything from I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea. And I thought I’d just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn’t really have a plan. My point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I know who I was, but I had no idea. Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men. So what I’m saying is, when you’re older, most of you will be gay. Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents? Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event. I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident. And I passed the accident, and I didn’t know it was her and I kept going, and I found out shortly after that, it was her. And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas. And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is she suddenly gone, and there are fleas here?I don’t understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn’t it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions. And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn’t even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town. I said, I’m gonna do this on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. At the time he was the king “and I’m gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down.”And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I wastrying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay. And I thought if people found out they wouldn’t like me, they wouldn’t laugh at me. Then my career turned into I got my own sitcom, and that was very successful, another level of success. And I thought, what if they find out I’m gay, then they’ll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents this was back, many years ago and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn’t live that anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative. And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn’t to make a political statement, it wasn’t to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest, And I thought, “What’s the worst that could happen? I can lose my career”. I did. I lost my career. The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper. The phone did n’t ring for three years.I had no offers. Nobody wanted to touch me at all. Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn’t, because of what I did. And I realized that I had a purpose. And it wasn’t just about me and it wasn’t about celebrity, but I felt I was being punished…it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talk show. And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it. And most stations didn’t want to pick it up. Most people didn’t want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me. Really when I look back on it, I wouldn’t change a thing. I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself. Ultimately, that’s what’s gotten me to this place. I don’t live in fear, I’m free, I have no secret, and I know I’ll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am. So in conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies. To quote the Pussycat Dolls. How many people thought it was “boobies”, by the way? It’s not, it’s “groupies”. But my idea of success is different today. As you grow, you’ll realize the definition of success change. For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20shots of tequila. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure, to try to be something that you’re not, To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. To contribute in some way. So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself, and everything will be fine. And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there’s no need to worry. The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. It’s gonna be great. You’ve already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating thing that happen to you will teach you the most. And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, “Is it above sea level?”. So to conclude my conclusion that I’ve previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I’m trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you’ll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don’t remember a thing I said today, remember this: you’re gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.。