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翻译腔经典语录搞笑

翻译腔经典语录搞笑

翻译腔经典语录搞笑
1. 原文,"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
翻译腔搞笑版,人生就像一盒巧克力,你永远不知道你会得到什么,就像买彩票一样,中奖不中奖全凭运气。

2. 原文,"I'll be back."
翻译腔搞笑版,我会回来的,就像忘记带手机出门一样,一定会再回家拿的。

3. 原文,"May the Force be with you."
翻译腔搞笑版,愿原力与你同在,就像是有人给你加了个外挂一样,无敌啊!
4. 原文,"To be or not to be, that is the question."
翻译腔搞笑版,要么做,要么不做,这就是个问题,就像是
要不要吃那块蛋糕一样,纠结啊!
5. 原文,"Keep calm and carry on."
翻译腔搞笑版,保持冷静,继续前行,就像是踩到狗屎了也要笑眯眯地走下去一样,面对困难要乐观啊!
这些是一些简单的例子,翻译腔搞笑语录的关键是通过夸张、夸大和幽默的方式来呈现原文的意思。

希望这些例子能给你带来一些乐趣!。

脱口秀 Talk show

脱口秀 Talk show

脱口秀talk show脱口而出的幽默,智慧,让人萦绕于耳的,沉思的话语!让你的谈话更加引人注意,思索,秀一秀你的睿智,让交谈飞扬起来!Ability1. we rate ability in person by what they finish, not bywhat they start.2. a lot of people doubt their ability ,but few have anydoubts about their importance.3. what is behind us and what is before us are smallmatters compared to what is within us.4. doing your best is more important than being thebest.Accomplishment1. the only thing in life accomplished without effort isfailure.2. it is when we forget ourselves that we do things that aremost likely to be remembered.3. nothing is impossible-if it isn’t you that has to do it.Action1. it doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if youkeep on sitting.2. we are not responsible to all the things that happen tous,but we are responsilble for the way we act when they happen.3. the thing to try when all else fails is agiain.4. having a good aim in life doesn’t mean a thing if you’erloaded with blanks.5. people may doubt what you say , but they will alwaysbelieve what you do.6. it isn’t how much you know , but what you get done thatpeople remember.7. better than a kind thought is a kind word and better thanboth is a kind deed.8. people take your actions more seriously than theytake your advice.9. it’s what you do when you have nothing to do thatreveals waho you are.10. many good intentions die young, but not becausethey were executed.11. actions speak louder than words, but are just as likelyto be misunderstood.12. you can’t win today’s game with the points youscored yesterday.13. you do what you have to, because if you don’t whowill?Admiration [ˌædməˈreɪʃən]1. admiration is our polite recognition of another person’sresemblance[riˈzembləns] to ourselves.赞美是我们礼貌地赏识别人与我们自己的相同之处。

教你轻松掌握英语脱口秀30句

教你轻松掌握英语脱口秀30句

教你轻松掌握英语脱口秀30句在职场中,免不了会用到比较专业的英语惯用句。

很多人都习惯将想要表达的句子先由中文翻译成英文再表达,这样很容易让句子成为人们所说的“中国式英语”,为了避免这种尴尬的情况发生,我们应该模仿北美人的英文思维,熟记他们常用的商务英语短句。

为你提供成人脱口秀30句,为你的每一天增加点色彩。

1 I wonder if it is possible to arrange shopping for us.我想知道能不能为我们安排购物。

2 I've been looking forward to visiting your factory.我一直都盼望着参观贵厂。

3 Maybe we could start with the Designing Department.也许我们可以先参观一下设计部门。

4 They describe how each process goes on to the next.表述着每道工艺间的衔接情况。

5 Almost every process is computerized.几乎每一道工艺都是由电脑控制的。

6 All products have to go through five checks in the whole process. 所有产品在整个生产过程中得通过五道质检关。

7 Therefore, we always put quality as the first consideration.因而,我们总是把质量放在第一位。

8 I hope my visit does not cause you too much trouble.我希望这次参观没给你们增添太多的麻烦。

9 Is the production line fully automatic?生产线是全自动的吗?10 What kind of quality control do you have?你们用什么办法来控制质量呢?11 What's your general impression, may I ask?请问一下,你们总体印象如何呢?12 The product gives you an edge over your competitors, I guess. 我认为你们的产品可以使你们胜过竞争对手。

个人英语脱口秀,勇敢展示自我风采 朋友圈文案

个人英语脱口秀,勇敢展示自我风采 朋友圈文案

个人英语脱口秀,勇敢展示自我风采朋友圈文案1. Take a deep breath and let's do this! I'm ready to showcase my English skills in a personal talk show!2. Are you guys ready to see me speak English like a native speaker? Here we go!3. I'm not just fluent in English, I'm confident in my ability to communicate effectively and eloquently. Watch out world, here I come!4. I used to be afraid of speaking in public, but now I'm excited to share my thoughts and ideas with all of you in English!5. English may not be my first language, but I've worked hard to master it. Now it's time to show off my language skills!6. Who knew I could be so funny and engaging in English? Join me on my journey to becoming a fluent English speaker!7. I may not sound like an English native speaker, but I promise you I can hold my own in any conversation!8. From grammar to vocabulary, I've got English down to a science. Now it's time for me to prove it to the world.9. Don't let my accent fool you, I'm a language powerhouse waiting to be unleashed! Dare to watch me speak English like a pro!10. This isn't just a talk show for me, it's an opportunity to inspire others to learn and excel in English like I have!11. With a little bit of practice and perseverance, I now speak English likea pro! And you can too. Join me on this journey!12. My passion for English has given me the confidence to showcase my talent as a language aficionado. Are you ready to be impressed?13. I always knew I had an ear for languages, but I never thought I'd be able to speak English like a native. Well, here I am!14. They always say "practice makes perfect". And now that I've practiced my English, it's time for me to show off my fluency skills!15. I love speaking English and I'm not afraid to show it! Watch me dazzlewith my language skills in a display of linguistic expertise!16. My English skills may not have come easily, but they're definitely worth showing off! Join me on my journey and see what it takes to master the language!17. Today's episode of "My Personal Talk Show" is brought to you by the letter "E" for English. Ready to see me shine?18. British accent, American accent, Australian accent –I can do them all! Don't believe me? Then you haven't seen me speak English yet!19. It's amazing what a little perseverance and dedication can do. Now I'm proud to say I speak English with ease!20. If you think speaking English is hard, then you haven't seen me in action! Join me on the journey to English fluency and watch me nail it every time!。

英语脱口秀台词

英语脱口秀台词

---------------------------------------------------------------范文最新推荐------------------------------------------------------英语脱口秀台词脱口秀不单单只有中国人会欣赏,人家老外也爱听,一起来看看以下的英语脱口秀吧。

Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!嗨,大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多,因为我绿卡马上要过期了。

我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。

我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路,铺上砖头和水泥,让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。

多年以后我听说了这个词:童工。

我立马就惊讶了,啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report1 / 11the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.我拿到的只是D-。

英文脱口秀搞笑段子

英文脱口秀搞笑段子

英文脱口秀搞笑段子英文回答:1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.4. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.8. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.9. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It hada byte.10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.中文回答:1. 你怎么称呼一个不再回来的回旋镖?一根棍子。

2. 数学书为什么悲伤?因为它有许多问题。

3. 你怎么称呼一只没有眼睛的鹿?不知道。

4. 你如何让纸巾跳舞?你给它加一点布吉。

5. 你怎么称呼一只没有腿的牛?绞肉。

6. 你怎么称呼一条没有眼睛的鱼?Fsh。

7. 稻草人为什么得奖?因为他杰出。

8. 你如何称呼一个用表带制作的腰带?浪费时间。

9. 电脑为什么去看脊椎治疗师?它有一口字节。

英语单人脱口秀台词

英语单人脱口秀台词

talk show scriptm:hello, everyone! my name is li xx.(have a seat, please!)thank you!h:so, your daughter is a junior college student, right?h:did your daughter studied very hard and have a higher mark before?m:yeah, she loves study since she was a child, she study harder than any else of her classmates.h:does she like to do so or being force to study?m:she developed this habit since she was a child.h:you mean study hard is her real mind?(yeah)and she changed her mind suddenly?(yeah) did she mentioned she want to give up the exam before?m:yes, of course. she told me she wanted to get more qualifications in the future. but i don’t know why! she just told it suddenly! i can’t understand!h:more details?h:did she make up before?m;never. she never made up at home.h:ok, what happened on the daughter and made her have so much attitude change towards the top-up exam? we’d better ask the daughter herself. please look the vcr. d: hello, everyone! (have a seat, please.) thank you!h: you haven’t called your mother for a long time, right? (yeah) do you know your mom worried about you a lot?d: i’m...i’m sorry.m: i’m so disappointed. you don’t go to school, you wear heavy make-up...... h: (to m) i want to explain that lily looks nature and without make-up in order to see you. (to d) did you mean to consider about your mom by doing that?d: yes, i dare not wear high heel shoes, dare not have heavy make-up. this is what i look like when i stay with my mom.h: but why didn’t you tell your mother you have moved to your rented house? m: as a student, you don’t stay at school instead of live outside, do you think it’s reasonable? (angry)d: you have never thought about my feelings, every time i bought by clothes, you will say that don’t suit me and ask me don’t wear that clothes. when all my peers have the rights to decide whath: we have heard that you did some part time job after school? d: yes, i want learn more, i don’t like my major, my mom choose it for me.m: i’m for your good, you know. we have the ability to give you what you want to, you just need to tell me. and study hard, i don’t want you to do the job has any relationship with your major. e: so, miss li. your daughter just wants to be more independent, this is a good thing. am i right? may be her mother think that she is just a 20-years-old student, but i think lily is a 20-years-old girl, she should have a colorful and wonderful life experience instead of live as the her mother want her to live, that will give lily much pressure, maybe she want relax herself by living outside and make decision by herself. am i right? lily?m: but she never told me she don’t want to do so.(委屈) e: that is because you give her so much pressure.m: but i don’t think i have given her any pressure, she was doing what she wanted to do! she needn’t to pretend to be so for 20 years!e: i think your daughter tried to express herself, but her idea was opposed again and again. at last, she is not willing to try any more. for example, she bought a simple cloth, but when she came back home, you don’t agree with her taste and want her to wear what you like. what’s the biggest feature of an adolescent? rebellion. you ask them to do this, they insist to do that! they develop their judge and consider ability by such way. actually, your daughter doesn’t have any pretend actions, she is just an adolescent, at this period, any actions of over-protecting and strict discipline from parents will be an obstacle on the development of the child. what they just needfreedom to do what they like to do.d: i just want such a chance to experience life by myself and decide i will do in the future. may be i will be fail, but without this trying, i will be regret for a life time.e: i have to admit julie want to be more independent is a good thing . but do you know what is your goal at present? and what you will do to pursue your dream? d: i haven’t decided yet.e: if you have set a goal and want to pursue it, it’s acceptable. but the problem is that you don’t know what’s your really want. so, you should set a goal first.篇二:英文脱口秀台词篇三:英语口语短句脱口秀365句英语口语短句脱口秀365句“口语要素”是李阳疯狂英语突破法的一个重要概念,特别地道,含含糊糊,一闪而过,听起来想一个单词一样的口语单位!李阳crazy要求学员必须首先掌握一定数量的口语要素,打好坚实的口语、听力基础,增强交流信心,达成说一句顶十句的疯狂境界和自信。

英语脱口秀200句

英语脱口秀200句

一学就会- 英语口语脱口秀200句下面为大家提供口语要素200例精选。

最好的验证是否掌握的方法是看着汉语脱口而出英文,或由别人说汉语,你立刻翻译成英文!不要只是反复地、机械地、大脑几乎麻木地读!一定要把这些句子变成你的拿手好戏,随时随地脱口而出,并经常用来自言自语以保持口腔肌肉高度灵活!1.It's up to you.(由你决定。

)2.I envy [羡慕]you.(我羡慕你。

)3.How can I get in touch with you?4.Where can I wash my hands(请问洗手间在哪里?)5.What's the weather like today?(今天天气如何?)6.Where are you headed [朝…方向行进]? (你要到哪里去?)7.I wasn't born yesterday.(我又不是三岁小孩。

)8.What do you do for relaxation[消遣、娱乐]?(你做什么消遣?)9.It’s a small world.(世界真小!)10.It’s my treat[请客、款待] this time.(这次我请客!)11.The sooner the better.(越快越好。

)12.When is the most convenient [方便的;便利的] time for you?13.Take your time.(慢慢来/别着急。

)14.I'm mad about Bruce Lee.(我迷死李小龙了。

)I'm crazy[着迷的;狂热爱好的] about rock music. (我对摇滚乐很着迷。

)15.How do I address you?(我怎么称呼你?)16.What was your name again? (请再说一次名字好吗?)17.Would you care for[喜欢] a cop of coffee?(要被咖啡吗?)18.She turns me off.(她使我厌烦。

口语提高:英语脱口秀

口语提高:英语脱口秀

口语提高:英语脱口秀Any day will do? 哪一天都可以?Any messages for me? 有我的留言吗?Are you by yourself? 你一个人来吗?All right with you? 你没有问题吧?Are you free tomorrow? 明天有空吗?Are you kidding me? 你在跟我开玩笑吧?As soon as possible! 尽可能快!Back in a moment! 马上回来!Believe it or not! 信不信由你!Better luck next time! 下次会更好!Boy will be boys 本性难移!Come to the point! 有话直说!Do you accept plastic? 收不收行用卡?Does it keep long? 可以保存吗?Don’t be so fussy! 别挑剔了!Don’t count to me! 别指望我!Don’t fall for it! 不要上当!Don’t get me wrong! 你搞错了!Don’t give me that! 少来这套!Don’t let me down! 别让我失望!Don’t lose your head! 别乐昏了头!Don’t over do it! 别做过头了!Don’t sit there daydreaming! 别闲着做白日梦!Don’t stand on ceremony! 别太拘束!Drop me a line! 要写信给我!Easy come easy go! 来得容易去得也快!First come first served! 先到先得!Get a move on! 快点吧!Get off my back! 不要嘲笑我!Give him the works! 给他点教训!Give me a break! 饶了我吧!Give me a hand! 帮我一个忙!GREat minds think alike! 英雄所见略同!I’ll treat you to lunch. 午餐我请你I’m spaced-out! 我开小差了!I beg your pardon! 请你再说一遍!I can’t afford that! 我付不起!I can’t follow you! 我不懂你说的!I cant help it! 我情不自禁!I could’t reach him! 我联络不上他!背景:阅读内容口语提高:英语脱口秀[日期:2008-03-31] [字体:大中小]I cross my heart! 我发誓是真的!I don’t mean it! 我不是故意的!I feel very miserable! 我好沮丧!I have no choice! 我别无选择了!Whats would you recommend? 你有何意见?whats come over you? 你怎么了?Whats it to you? 这跟你有关吗?Whats on your mind? 你在想什么?Which would you prefer? 你要选哪个?Wouldnt you say so? 你说不是这样吗?You are most understanding! 你真体贴!You asked for it! 你自讨苦吃!You cant be serious! 你不是认真的吧?You cant miss it! 你不可能找不到的!I watch my money! 视财如命!I’ll be in touch! 保持联络!I’ll check it out! 我去看看!I’ll see to it! 我会留意的!I’m crazy for you! 我为你疯狂!You make me jump! 你下了我一跳!Make up your mind. 作个决定吧!Make yourself at home! 就当在家一样!My mouth is watering! 我要流口水了!Never heard of it! 没听说过!Nice talking to you! 很高兴和你聊天!No doubt about it! 勿庸置疑!No pain no gain! 不经一事,不长一智!None of your business! 要你管?There is nothing on your business! 这没你的事!Now you are really talking! 说得对!Please don’t rush me! 请不要吹促我!Please keep me informed! 请一定要通知我!She looks blue today. 她今天很忧郁!She is under the weather. 她心情不好!So far, so good. 过得去。

付航脱口秀英语名言

付航脱口秀英语名言

付航脱口秀英语名言Pay attention to the stage, where laughter is theuniversal language. Comedy transcends borders, connecting us through shared joy.In the realm of stand-up, a well-crafted punchline can make or break a performance. It's the art of timing and delivery that turns a simple sentence into a memorable moment.Humor is a powerful tool, capable of highlighting the absurdities of life and offering a momentary escape from the mundane. It's a reminder that even in the face of adversity, there's always room for a smile.Stand-up comedy is a mirror to society, reflecting the quirks and idiosyncrasies of our daily lives. It's a platform where the ordinary becomes extraordinary through the lens ofa comedian's perspective.The best comedy is relatable, touching on universal experiences that resonate with audiences of all ages. It's a testament to the power of laughter to unite us in our shared humanity.A good joke is like a well-timed surprise, catching usoff guard and sparking a genuine, uncontrollable laugh. It's the unexpected twist that makes us see the world from a different angle.In the world of comedy, the punchline is king. It's the culmination of a carefully crafted setup, the payoff that leaves the audience in stitches.Stand-up is more than just a performance; it's a conversation, a dialogue between the comedian and the audience. It's an exchange of ideas, a shared experience that creates a bond of laughter.Comedy is a reflection of our times, a snapshot of the world as we know it. It's a way to process the complexities of life, to find the humor in the chaos.。

经典英文句子脱口秀

经典英文句子脱口秀

1.Are you by yourself?你一个人来吗?2.All right with you?你没有问题吧?3.Are you free tomorrow?明天有空吗?4.Are you kidding me?你在跟我开玩笑吧?5.As soon as possible!尽可能快!6.Back in a moment!马上回来!7.Believe it or not!信不信由你!8.Better luck next time!下次会更好!9.Boy will be boys本性难移!e to the point!有话直说!11.Do you accept plastic?收不收行用卡?12.Does it keep long?可以保存吗?13.Don't be so fussy!别挑剔了!14.Don't count to me!别指望我!15.Don't fall for it!不要上当!16.Don't get me wrong!你搞错了!17.Don't give me that!少来这套!18.Don't let me down!别让我失望!19.Don't lose your head!别乐昏了头!20.Don't over do it!别做过头了!21.Don't sit there daydreaming!别闲着做白日梦!22.Don't stand on ceremony!别太拘束!23.Drop me a line!要写信给我!24.Easy come easy go!来得容易去得也快!25.First come first served!先到先得!26.Get a move on!快点吧!27.Get off my back!不要嘲笑我!28.Give him the works!给他点教训!29.Give me a break!饶了我吧!30.Give me a hand!帮我一个忙!31.Great minds think alike!英雄所见略同!32.I'll treat you to lunch.午餐我请你!33.In one ear,out the other ear.一耳进,一耳出!34.I'm spaced-out!我开小差了!35.I beg your pardon!请你再说一遍!36.I can't afford that!我付不起!37.I can't follow you!我不懂你说的!38.I can't help it!我情不自禁!39.I couldn't reach him!我联络不上他!40.I cross my heart!我发誓是真的!41.I don't mean it!我不是故意的!42.I feel very miserable!我好沮丧!43.I have no choice!我别无选择了!44.I watch my money!视财如命!45.I'll be in touch!保持联络!46.I'll check it out!我去看看!47.I'll show you around!我带你四处逛逛!48.I'll see to it!我会留意的!49.I'm crazy for you!我为你疯狂!50.You make me jump!你下了我一跳!51.Make up your mind.作个决定吧!52.Make yourself at home!就当在家一样!53.My mouth is watering!我要流口水了!54.Never heard of it!没听说过!55.Nice talking to you!很高兴和你聊天!56.No doubt about it!勿庸置疑!57.No pain no gain!不经一事,不长一智!58.None of your business!要你管?59.There is nothing on your business!这没你的事!60.Now you are really talking!说得对!61.Please don't rush me!请不要吹促我!62.Please keep me informed!请一定要通知我!63.She looks blue today.她今天很忧郁!64.She is under the weather.她心情不好!65.So far,so good.过得去。

三分钟英语脱口秀台词

三分钟英语脱口秀台词

三分‎钟英‎语脱‎口秀‎台词‎‎篇一‎:‎3分‎钟英‎语脱‎口秀‎G‎o o‎d‎a f‎t e‎r n‎o o‎n‎,l‎a d‎i e‎s‎a n‎d‎g e‎n t‎l e‎m e‎n!‎I‎m‎v‎e r‎y‎h o‎n o‎r e‎d‎t o‎s‎t a‎n d‎h‎e r‎e‎a n‎d‎g i‎v e‎y‎o u‎a‎s‎h o‎r t‎s‎p e‎e c‎h!‎T‎o‎b e‎g i‎n‎w i‎t h‎,‎I‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎a s‎k‎a‎q u‎e s‎t i‎o n‎.‎D o‎e s‎e‎v e‎r y‎b o‎d y‎d‎r e‎a m‎a‎g‎o o‎d‎d r‎e a‎m‎l a‎s t‎n‎i g‎h t‎?‎A c‎t u‎a l‎l y‎,‎t o‎d a‎y‎I‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎t a‎l k‎a‎b o‎u t‎d‎r e‎a m‎w‎i t‎h‎y o‎u.‎O‎f‎c o‎u r‎s e‎,‎W h‎a t‎I‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎t‎a l‎k‎i s‎n‎o t‎a‎d‎r e‎a m‎y‎o u‎h‎a v‎e‎l a‎s t‎n‎i g‎h t‎,b‎u t‎a‎d‎r e‎a m‎——‎a‎b o‎u t‎l‎i f‎e.‎E‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e‎h a‎s ‎d r‎e a‎m s‎a‎b o‎u t‎l‎i f‎e,‎d‎i f‎f e‎r e‎n t‎d‎r e‎a m‎s‎a t‎d‎i f‎f e‎r e‎n t‎l‎i f‎e‎s t‎a g‎e,‎a n‎d‎w e‎n‎e e‎d‎d r‎e a‎m s‎t‎o‎s u‎p p‎o r‎t‎u s‎.‎D r‎e a‎m s‎a‎r e‎l‎i k‎e‎t h‎e‎s t‎a r‎s‎w e‎n‎e v‎e r‎r‎e a‎c h‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎s k‎y,‎b u‎t‎l i‎k e‎m‎o s‎t‎m a‎r i‎n e‎r s‎(水‎手)‎,w‎e‎c a‎n‎c h‎a r‎t‎o u‎r‎c o‎u r‎s e‎b‎y‎t h‎e m‎.‎W i‎t h‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎,w‎e‎h a‎v e‎a‎d‎i r‎e c‎t i‎o n‎,w‎i t‎h‎a‎d i‎r e‎c t‎i o‎n,‎w‎e‎w e‎r e‎n‎o‎l o‎n g‎e r‎c‎o n‎f u‎s e‎d.‎W i‎t h‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎,‎t h‎e r‎e‎i s‎h‎o p‎e,‎W i‎t h‎h‎o p‎e,‎w‎e‎h a‎v e‎t‎h e‎s‎t r‎e n‎g t‎h‎t o‎f‎i g‎h t‎.‎B u‎t‎I‎k n‎o w‎,l‎i f‎e‎i s‎t‎o u‎g h‎,a‎n d‎t‎h e‎r e‎a‎r e‎a‎l w‎a y‎s‎u p‎s‎a n‎d ‎d o‎w n‎s,‎m‎a y‎b e‎w‎e‎f a‎i l‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎w a‎y‎t o‎o‎u r‎a‎i m‎s,‎a n‎d‎w e‎m‎a y‎f‎e e‎l‎d e‎p r‎e s‎s e‎d‎,w‎h e‎n e‎v e‎r‎a t‎t‎h i‎s‎t i‎m e‎,‎t h‎e‎d r‎e a‎m‎i n‎o‎u r‎h‎e a‎r t‎c‎a n‎a‎l w‎a y‎s‎f o‎r t‎u‎s,‎e‎n c‎o u‎r a‎g e‎u‎s‎,a‎n d‎s‎u p‎p o‎r t‎u‎s‎t o‎m‎o v‎e‎a h‎e a‎d‎.‎Y o‎u n‎g!‎F o‎r t‎u n‎a t‎e l‎y,‎I‎a‎m‎y o‎u n‎g‎n o‎w.‎J‎u s‎t‎d u‎e‎t o‎i‎t,‎I‎k‎n o‎w‎t h‎a t‎n‎o t‎h i‎n g‎i‎s‎i m‎p o‎s s‎i b‎l e‎.I‎f‎i r‎m l‎y‎b e‎l i‎e v‎e‎t h‎a t‎n‎o t‎h i‎n g‎c‎a n‎s‎t a‎n d‎i‎n‎m y‎w‎a y‎.‎I f‎I‎c‎a n‎t‎r‎e a‎l i‎z e‎m‎y‎d r‎e a‎m,‎i t‎r‎e s‎u l‎t‎f r‎o m‎t‎h a‎t‎I‎h a‎v e‎n‎t‎w o‎r k‎h‎a r‎d e‎r‎e n‎o u‎g h‎a‎n d‎I‎w‎o n‎t‎f‎i n‎d‎o t‎h e‎r‎e x‎c u‎s e‎s.‎I‎f‎n o‎p‎e o‎p l‎e‎b e‎l i‎e v‎e‎y o‎u,‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎m‎a k‎e‎i t‎t‎o‎p r‎o v‎e‎t h‎a t‎y‎o u‎a‎r e‎r‎i g‎h t‎.‎I f‎y‎o u‎t‎h i‎n k‎t‎h e‎g‎o d‎h‎a v‎e n‎t‎b‎l e‎s s‎e d‎y‎o u‎a‎n d‎t‎h e‎r e‎i‎s‎n o‎t‎r u‎t h‎h‎e r‎e,‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎b‎e e‎t‎h e‎g‎o d‎a‎n d‎c‎r e‎a t‎e‎t h‎e‎t r‎u t‎h.‎M‎y‎b r‎e a‎t h‎s‎w a‎l l‎o w‎s‎t h‎e‎s k‎y‎a n‎d‎m a‎k e‎t‎h e‎y‎e l‎l o‎w‎r i‎v e‎r‎o v‎e r‎f l‎o w‎,‎m y‎s‎w o‎r d‎i‎s‎f a‎m o‎u s‎i‎n‎K y‎u s‎h u‎a‎n d‎i‎t‎c a‎n‎c o‎l l‎a p‎s e‎t‎h e‎f‎i v‎e‎s a‎c r‎e d‎m‎o u‎n t‎a i‎n s‎.‎A t‎s‎o m‎e‎t i‎m e‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎p a‎s t‎I‎a‎l s‎o‎h a‎d‎a m‎b‎i t‎i o‎u s‎w‎o r‎d s‎a‎n d‎I‎h‎a d‎s‎o m‎e‎a c‎h i‎e v‎e m‎e n‎t s‎.‎E a‎c h‎a‎c h‎i e‎v e‎m e‎n t‎r‎e s‎u l‎t s‎f‎r o‎m‎m y‎h‎a r‎d‎w o‎r k‎.‎I‎a l‎w a‎y s‎b‎e l‎i e‎v e‎t‎h a‎t ‎I f‎y‎o u‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎h‎a v‎e‎m o‎r e‎a‎c h‎i e‎v e‎m e‎n t‎s‎t h‎a n‎o‎t h‎e r‎s,‎y‎o u‎m‎u s‎t‎w o‎r k‎h‎a r‎d e‎r.‎I‎n‎s o‎m e‎e‎x t‎e n‎t,‎t‎h e‎d‎r e‎a m‎i‎s‎t h‎e‎h o‎p e‎.‎I f‎y‎o u‎c‎a n‎i‎n s‎i s‎t‎o n‎d‎o i‎n g‎s‎o m‎e t‎h i‎n g‎,‎t h‎e‎v i‎c t‎o r‎y‎w i‎l l‎e‎.‎H o‎l d‎f‎a s‎t ‎t o‎d‎r e‎a m‎s,‎f‎o r‎i‎f‎d r‎e a‎m s‎d‎i e‎,‎l i‎f e‎i‎s‎a‎b r‎o k‎e n‎-w‎i n‎g e‎d‎b i‎r d‎t‎h a‎t‎c a‎n n‎o t‎f‎l y‎.‎H o‎l d‎f‎a s‎t‎t o‎d‎r e‎a m‎s,‎f‎o r‎w‎h e‎n‎d r‎e a‎m s‎g‎o,‎l‎i f‎e‎i s‎a‎b‎a r‎r e‎n‎f i‎e l‎d‎f r‎o z‎e n‎w‎i t‎h‎s n‎o w‎.‎S o‎m‎y‎d e‎a r‎f‎r i‎e n‎d s‎,‎t h‎i n‎k‎o f‎y‎o u‎r‎o l‎d‎a n‎d‎m a‎y b‎e‎d e‎a d‎d‎r e‎a m‎s.‎W‎h a‎t e‎v e‎r‎i t‎i‎s,‎p‎i c‎k ‎i t‎u‎p‎a n‎d‎m a‎k e‎i‎t‎a l‎i v‎e‎f r‎o m‎t‎o d‎a y‎.‎L e‎t‎s-‎--‎m‎o v‎e‎--‎--‎o u‎t!‎T‎h a‎n k‎y‎o u‎f‎o r‎y‎o u‎r‎l i‎s t‎e n‎i n‎g!‎篇二‎:‎英语‎脱口‎秀剧‎本‎T a‎l k‎s‎h o‎w‎s c‎r i‎p t‎H‎o s‎t:‎H‎E x‎p e‎r t‎:‎E‎P a‎r t‎i e‎s ‎1:‎M‎(m‎o t‎h e‎r)‎P‎a r‎t i‎e s‎2:‎D‎(d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r)‎H‎:‎w e‎l e‎t‎o‎o u‎r‎C o‎m m‎u n‎i c‎a t‎i o‎n‎p r‎o g‎r a‎m,‎I‎’m‎t‎h e‎h‎o s‎t e‎s s‎l‎i l‎y.‎T‎o d‎a y‎w‎e‎h a‎v e‎t‎h e‎p‎s y‎c h‎o l‎o g‎i s‎t‎M r‎.‎V e‎r n‎o n‎!‎W e‎l e‎!(‎a p‎p l‎a u‎s e‎)‎O u‎r‎h e‎r o‎i n‎e‎t o‎d a‎y‎i s‎a‎4‎6-‎y e‎a r‎s-‎o l‎d‎l a‎d y‎,‎s h‎e‎h a‎s‎a n‎o‎b e‎d i‎e n‎t‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎,‎b u‎t‎r e‎c e‎n t‎l y‎h‎e r‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r‎h a‎s‎d o‎n e‎s‎o m‎e t‎h i‎n g‎m‎a d‎e‎h e‎r‎v e‎r y‎a‎n g‎r y‎a‎n d‎w‎o r‎r i‎e d‎.‎W‎h a‎t‎h a‎p p‎e n‎e d‎?‎P l‎e a‎s e‎l‎o o‎k‎t h‎e‎V C‎R‎.‎H:‎n o‎w‎p l‎e a‎s e‎w‎e l‎e‎t h‎e‎m o‎t h‎e r‎M‎i s‎s‎L i‎.‎M:‎h e‎l l‎o,‎e‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e!‎M‎y‎n a‎m e‎i‎s‎L i‎x‎x.‎(h‎a v‎e‎a‎s e‎a t‎,‎p l‎e a‎s e‎!)‎T h‎a n‎k‎y o‎u!‎H‎:s‎o,‎y‎o u‎r‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎i‎s‎a‎j u‎n i‎o r‎c‎o l‎l e‎g e‎s‎t u‎d e‎n t‎,‎r i‎g h‎t?‎M‎:‎y e‎a h‎,‎20‎-y‎e a‎r s‎-o‎l d‎,‎s h‎e‎f a‎i l‎e d‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎c o‎l l‎e g‎e‎e n‎t r‎a n‎c e‎e‎x a‎m i‎n a‎t i‎o n‎,‎d i‎d‎n o‎t‎g e‎t‎h e‎r‎i d‎e a‎l‎u n‎i v‎e r‎s i‎t y‎,‎j u‎s t‎e‎o l‎l e‎d‎b y‎q‎i u‎s h‎i‎c o‎l l‎e g‎e‎i n‎G‎u i‎y a‎n g‎.‎S h‎e‎s t‎u d‎i e‎s‎v e‎r y‎h‎a r‎d‎a f‎t e‎r‎g e‎t t‎i n‎g‎i n‎t o‎c‎o l‎l e‎g e‎,‎w a‎n t‎i n‎g‎t o‎p‎a s‎s‎t h‎e‎T O‎P-‎U P‎e‎x a‎m i‎n a‎t i‎o n‎.‎B u‎t‎s e‎v e‎r a‎l ‎d a‎y s‎a‎g o‎,‎s h‎e‎t o‎l d‎m‎e‎s h‎e‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎g i‎v e‎i‎t‎u p‎a‎n d‎,‎w‎h a‎t’‎s‎w o‎r s‎e,‎s‎h e‎r‎e n‎t‎a‎r o‎o m‎o‎u t‎s i‎d e‎t‎h e‎s‎c h‎o o‎l‎w i‎t h‎h‎e r‎f‎r i‎e n‎d s‎w‎i t‎h o‎u t‎i‎n f‎o r‎m i‎n g‎m‎e!‎(a‎n g‎r y‎)‎I‎c a‎n’‎t‎g e‎t‎t h‎r o‎u g‎h‎h e‎r‎n o‎w,‎I‎’m‎v‎e r‎y‎w o‎r r‎i e‎d.‎I‎w‎a n‎t‎t o‎k‎n o‎w‎w h‎y‎s h‎e‎c h‎a n‎g e‎d‎h e‎r‎m i‎n d‎s‎u d‎d e‎n l‎y?‎H‎:d‎i d‎y‎o u‎r‎d a‎u g‎h t‎e r‎s‎t u‎d i‎e d‎v‎e r‎y‎h a‎r d‎a‎n d‎h‎a v‎e‎a‎h i‎g h‎e r‎m‎a r‎k‎b e‎f o‎r e‎?M‎:y‎e a‎h,‎s‎h e‎l‎o v‎e s‎s‎t u‎d y‎s‎i n‎c e‎s‎h e‎w‎a s‎a‎c‎h i‎l d‎,‎s h‎e‎s t‎u d‎y‎h a‎r d‎e r‎t‎h a‎n‎a n‎y‎e l‎s e‎o‎f‎h e‎r‎c l‎a s‎s m‎a t‎e s‎.‎H:‎d o‎e s‎s‎h e‎l‎i k‎e‎t o‎d‎o‎s o‎o‎r‎b e‎i n‎g‎f o‎r c‎e‎t o‎s‎t u‎d y‎?‎M:‎s h‎e‎d e‎v e‎l o‎p e‎d‎t h‎i s‎h‎a b‎i t‎s‎i n‎c e‎s‎h e‎w‎a s‎a‎c‎h i‎l d‎.‎H:‎y o‎u‎m e‎a n‎s‎t u‎d y‎h‎a r‎d‎i s‎h‎e r‎r‎e a‎l‎m i‎n d‎?(‎y e‎a h‎)a‎n d‎s‎h e‎c‎h a‎n g‎e d‎h‎e r‎m‎i n‎d‎s u‎d d‎e n‎l y‎?(‎y e‎a h‎)‎d i‎d‎s h‎e‎m e‎n t‎i o‎n e‎d‎s h‎e‎w a‎n t‎t‎o‎g i‎v e‎u‎p‎t h‎e‎e x‎a m‎b‎e f‎o r‎e?‎M‎:y‎e s‎,‎o f‎c‎o u‎r s‎e.‎S‎h e‎t‎o l‎d‎m e‎s‎h e‎w‎a n‎t e‎d‎t o‎g‎e t‎m‎o r‎e‎q u‎a l‎i f‎i c‎a t‎i o‎n s‎i‎n‎t h‎e‎f u‎t u‎r e‎.‎B u‎t‎I‎d o‎n’‎t‎k n‎o w‎w‎h y‎!‎S h‎e ‎j u‎s t‎t‎o l‎d‎i t‎s‎u d‎d e‎n l‎y!‎I‎c‎a n‎’t‎u‎n d‎e r‎s t‎a n‎d!‎H‎:m‎o r‎e‎d e‎t a‎i l‎s?‎M‎:s‎h e‎t‎o l‎d‎m e‎s‎h e‎w‎a n‎t e‎d‎t o‎b‎u y‎s‎o m‎e‎s k‎i r‎t‎a n‎d‎c o‎s m‎e t‎i c‎s‎a n‎d ‎b e‎e‎m o‎r e‎b‎e a‎u t‎i f‎u l‎,‎I‎d o‎n’‎t‎a g‎r e‎e‎t h‎a t‎.‎I‎t h‎i n‎k‎m y‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r ‎i s‎a‎s‎t u‎d e‎n t‎a‎n d‎s‎h e‎s‎h o‎u l‎d‎d r‎e s‎s‎m o‎r e‎c‎o n‎s e‎r v‎a t‎i v‎e.‎W‎e‎q u‎a r‎r e‎l e‎d‎a n‎d‎s h‎e‎d i‎d n‎’t‎g‎r e‎e t‎m‎e‎n e‎x t‎d‎a y‎!‎H:‎d i‎d‎s h‎e‎m a‎k e‎u‎p‎b e‎f o‎r e‎?‎M;‎N e‎v e‎r.‎S‎h e‎n‎e v‎e r‎m‎a d‎e‎u p‎a‎t‎h o‎m e‎.‎H:‎O K‎,‎w h‎a t‎h‎a p‎p e‎n e‎d‎o n‎t‎h e‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r‎a n‎d‎m a‎d e‎h‎e r‎h‎a v‎e‎s o‎m‎u c‎h‎a t‎t i‎t u‎d e‎c‎h a‎n g‎e‎t o‎w a‎r d‎s‎t h‎e‎T O‎P-‎U P‎e‎x a‎m?‎w‎e’‎d‎b e‎t t‎e r‎a‎s k‎t‎h e‎d‎a u‎g h‎t e‎r ‎h e‎r s‎e l‎f.‎P‎l e‎a s‎e‎l o‎o k‎t‎h e‎V‎C R‎.‎H:‎N‎o w‎L‎e t‎’s‎w‎e l‎e‎j u‎l i‎e!‎D‎:‎H e‎l l‎o,‎e‎v e‎r y‎o n‎e!‎(‎h a‎v e‎a‎s‎e a‎t,‎p‎l e‎a s‎e.‎)‎T h‎a n‎k‎y o‎u!‎H:‎y‎o u‎h‎a v‎e n‎’t‎c‎a l‎l e‎d‎y o‎u r‎m‎o t‎h e‎r‎f o‎r‎a‎l o‎n g‎t‎i m‎e,‎r‎i g‎h t‎?‎(y‎e a‎h)‎d‎o ‎y o‎u‎k n‎o w‎y‎o u‎r‎m o‎m‎w o‎r r‎i e‎d‎a b‎o u‎t‎y o‎u‎a‎l o‎t?‎D‎:‎I’‎m。

脱口秀大会经典语录

脱口秀大会经典语录

脱口秀大会经典语录1、Funny how some distance makes everything seem small!可笑的是,有了一点距离,所有的事情就会变得微不足道。

2、No matter what, no matter when, no matter who or where you are, if you’re in need of a smile, I’ll be there for you.无论什么时候,无论你在哪里,无论谁,如果你需要一个微笑,我都会在那里。

3、Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself! 人生不是找到自己,而是创造自己!4、Never give up your hopes and dreams.永远不要放弃你的希望和梦想。

5、Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. 人生苦短,不要抱着后悔醒来,珍爱那些对你好的人,忘掉那些不懂珍惜你的人。

6、Don't worry, be happy. 别担心,要快乐。

7、Life is a journey, not a destination. 人生是一场旅行,而不是一个目的地。

8、I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it. 我不是说这会很容易,我是在告诉你,会很值得。

9、Everything happens for a reason. 万事皆有因果。

10、Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. 生活始于舒适区之外。

英语脱口秀稿子三分钟

英语脱口秀稿子三分钟

英语脱口秀稿子三分钟Good evening everyone, thank you for joining me tonight. I hope you're all ready for some laughs and maybe a few groans. So, let's get started with the show!Have you ever noticed how everyone seems to be an expert on something these days? You mention you have a headache, and suddenly your friend is a certified neurologist. Or you say you're feeling down, and suddenly your aunt is a licensed therapist. It's like we all went to the University of Google and got our degrees in everything.Speaking of Google, can we talk about autocorrect for a minute? I swear, that thing has a mind of its own. I'll be trying to send a text and next thing I know, I'm sending a message that makes absolutely no sense. And don't get me started on predictive texting. Apparently, my phone thinks I have a sudden desire to use random emojis in every sentence.But let's move on to something a little more relatable. How about the never-ending battle with technology? You know it's true when you spend more time trying to figure out how to turn on your new gadget than actually using it. And let's not even mention the frustration of trying to remember all those passwords. I swear, my brain is like a vault full of forgotten codes.And don't even get me started on social media. It's a whole other world out there. You could be having the worst day of your life, but as soon as you log on, suddenly everyone's life is picture-perfect. I mean, who are these people with their perfectly filteredselfies and #blessed captions? Can't we just keep it real for once?Well, folks, that's all the time we have for tonight. Thank you for joining me on this rollercoaster of laughs and rants. Remember, life is too short to take everything so seriously. So keep laughing, stay positive, and don't forget to unplug from time to time. Goodnight!Sure, let's continue the comedy train!Let's talk about the joys (and frustrations) of online shopping. It's like a magical wonderland where you can find anything you want with just a few clicks. But then reality sets in when your package arrives and it looks nothing like the photos online. I swear, I've received so many "one size fits all" items that barely fit a Barbie doll.And let's not forget about customer service. You call a hotline, get put on hold for what feels like eternity, only to be connected to a robot that can't understand a word you're saying. It's like a bad comedy sketch, except you're the one stuck in the middle of it. And how about those endless email newsletters? You sign up for a discount code, and suddenly your inbox is flooded with promotions from every company you've ever glanced at. It's like they have a secret pact to bombard you with advertisements until you can't resist clicking "unsubscribe."But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. There are some silver linings to our modern tech-infused world. Like the ability to connect with friends and family across the globe with just a video call. Or the convenience of having a wealth of information at our fingertips.And let's not forget the endless entertainment options available at the touch of a button.So, as we navigate the highs and lows of living in a digital age,let's remember to keep our sense of humor intact. Laugh at the autocorrect fails, roll your eyes at the password struggles, and embrace the chaos of online shopping. After all, life is an unpredictable ride, so why not enjoy the journey with a smile on your face?And with that, I bid you all goodnight. Thank you for sharing this laughter-filled evening with me. Remember, keep laughing, stay positive, and don't be afraid to poke a little fun at the absurdities of modern life. Until next time, take care!。

积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子

积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子

积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子大家好,今天我将为大家分享一些积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子。

希望通过这些内容,能给大家带来一些快乐和正能量。

1. Hello everyone! I recently discovered something interesting. Do you know what the most contagious thing in the world is? It's not a virus or a disease, it's actually a smile! So, let's all smile and spread positivity wherever we go.2. Have you ever noticed how powerful words can be? A simple compliment or a few words of encouragement can make someone's day. So, why not take a moment today to lift someone up with a kind word or two? Let's be a source of positivity in this world.3. Life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns. But remember, it's not about how many times we fall down, it's about how many times we get back up. So, no matter what challenges you may be facing, keep pushing forward and never give up.4. They say laughter is the best medicine, and I couldn't agree more. Let's take a moment to find humor in everyday life. Laugh at our mistakes, laugh at the little things, and most importantly, laugh at ourselves. It's a simple way to brighten up our day and the lives of those around us.5. We all have dreams and goals, but sometimes we get caught up in the fear of failure. Remember, the only way to truly fail is not to try at all. So, go after your dreams with passion and determination. Embrace failures as stepping stones to success. Don't let fear hold you back.6. Have you ever noticed how a random act of kindness can instantly brighten someone's day? It could be as simple as holding the door for someone or offering a helping hand. Let's make a conscious effort to spread kindness wherever we go. Together, we can create a ripple effect of positivity.7. Life is too short to hold grudges, to be angry or to be negative. Let go of the past, forgive others, and focus on the present moment. Surround yourself with positive people who lift you up and inspire you to be the best version of yourself.Remember, positivity is contagious. Let's be the source of light and inspiration in the world. Together, we can make a difference. Thank you!请注意,以上是积极向上的脱口秀英语稿子,旨在传递善意和正能量。

英语幽默脱口秀稿子

英语幽默脱口秀稿子

英语幽默脱口秀稿子Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! How are you all doing tonight? I hope you're ready for some laughter because I'm here to deliver some English humor that will surely tickle your funny bone.You know, one thing I find interesting about the English language is its endless array of puns. For example, did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? I heard he made a mint!Speaking of inventors, I recently came across a new word in the dictionary - "plagiarism." It means "using someone else's words without giving them credit." Funny thing is, I copied that definition from somewhere.Now, let's talk about technology. They say that technology is advancing so fast these days that the newest iPhone is already outdated before you even finish paying for it. It's like the moment you take it out of the box, Apple reveals that they've released "The Next Big Thing" that makes your current phone look like a brick. But hey, at least it doesn't come with a charger!Speaking of phones, you know what's become the new trend? Texting while walking. I mean, who needs to look where they're going when you can risk your life by sending an emoji-filled message to your friend? It's like we've collectively decided that the only thing we're watching out for is the low battery notification. And let's not forget about the awkwardness of autocorrect. You could be innocently texting your mom asking if she wants to grab dinner, and suddenly, it becomes "You want to grab Tinder?" Trustme, it's not a conversation you want to have with your mom.Moving on to relationships, have you ever noticed how arguing with your spouse is like trying to fold a fitted sheet? It's just impossible! You end up more frustrated than when you started, and you have no idea how you got into such a mess in the first place.And finally, let's talk about dieting. They say you are what you eat, but I'm really hoping that's not true because I don't remember eating a thin, rich, and successful person lately. I must have missed that menu item.Well, that's all the comedy I have for tonight. I hope I was able to bring a smile to your face and lighten your day. Thank you for being such a wonderful audience, and remember, laughter is the best medicine - unless you're allergic to funny bones. Goodnight, everyone!。

999条疯狂英语脱口秀

999条疯狂英语脱口秀

1. I see.我明白了。

2. I quit! 我不干了!3. Let go! 放手!4. Me too.我也是。

5. My god! 天哪!6. No way! 不行!7. Come on.来吧(赶快)8. Hold on.等一等。

9. I agree。

我同意。

10. Not bad.还不错。

11. Not yet.还没。

12. See you.再见。

13. Shut up! 闭嘴!14. So long.再见。

15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?)16. Allow me.让我来。

17. Be quiet! 安静点!18. Cheer up! 振作起来!19. Good job! 做得好!20. Have fun! 玩得开心!21. How much? 多少钱?22. I'm full.我饱了。

23. I'm home.我回来了。

24. I'm lost.我迷路了。

25. My treat.我请客。

26. So do I.我也一样。

27. This way。

这边请。

28. After you.您先。

29. Bless you! 祝福你!30. Follow me.跟我来。

31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!) 32. Good luck! 祝好运!33. I decline! 我拒绝!34. I promise.我保证。

35. Of course! 当然了!36. Slow down! 慢点!37. Take care! 保重!38. They hurt.(伤口)疼。

39. Try again.再试试。

40. Watch out! 当心。

41. What's up? 有什么事吗?42. Be careful! 注意!43. Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)!44. Don't move! 不许动!45. Guess what? 猜猜看?46. I doubt it 我怀疑。

英语口语短句脱口秀365句

英语口语短句脱口秀365句

英语口语短句脱口秀365句“口语要素”是李阳疯狂英语突破法的一个重要概念,特别地道,含含糊糊,一闪而过,听起来想一个单词一样的口语单位!李阳CRAZY要求学员必须首先掌握一定数量的口语要素,打好坚实的口语、听力基础,增强交流信心,达成说一句顶十句的疯狂境界和自信。

下面为大家提供口语要素365例精选。

最好的验证是否掌握的方法是看着汉语脱口而出英文,或由别人说汉语,你立刻翻译成英文!不要只是反复地、机械地、大脑几乎麻木地读!一定要把这些句子变成你的拿手好戏,随时随地脱口而出,并经常用来自言自语以保持口腔肌肉高度灵活!这些短句配有音频,里面的人用不同语速念同一个句子。

有的地方发音较缓慢,较夸张,多听这些音频对提高语音很有帮助。

仔细听这些音频,注意单词的弱读连读和省读。

大声背诵,脱口而出。

每次听力课前要熟练背诵40个短句。

看到中文句子后,5秒钟内给出完整和正确的答案若有3个或3个以上短句不能限时正确脱口而出,扣分1分。

若5个短句全部限时正确脱口而出,加0.5分。

建议与同桌/室友合作,一人说汉语,另一人则将对应的英语表达脱口而出。

1. Absolutely. (用于答话)当然是;正是如此2.Absolutely impossible! 绝对不可能!3.All I have to do is learn English. 我所要做的就是学英语。

4.Are you free tomorrow? 你明天有空吗?5.Are you married? 你结婚了吗?6.Are you used to the food here? 你习惯吃这儿的饭菜吗?7.Be careful. 小心/注意。

8.Be my guest. 请便/别客气。

9.Better late than never. 迟到总比不到好。

10.Better luck next time. 祝你下一次好运。

11.Better safe than sorry. 小心不要出大错。

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1.It's up to you.(由你决定。

)2.I envy 【羡慕】you.(我羡慕你。

)3.How can I get in touch with you?4.Where can I wash my hands? (请问洗手间在哪里?)5.What's the weather like today?(今天天气如何?)6.Where are you headed 【朝…方向行进】? (你要到哪里去?)7.I wasn't born yesterday.(我又不是三岁小孩。

)8.What do you do for relaxation【消遣、娱乐】?(你做什么消遣?)9.It’s a small world.(世界真小!)10.It’s my treat【请客、款待】this time.(这次我请客!)11.The sooner the better. (越快越好。

)12.When is the most convenient 【方便的;便利的】time for you?13.Take your time.(慢慢来/别着急。

)14.I'm mad about Bruce Lee.(我迷死李小龙了。

)I'm crazy【着迷的;狂热爱好的】about rock15.How do I address you?(我怎么称呼你?)我翻我译"e ~ ] L7e d16.What was your name again? (请再说一次名字好吗?)17.Would you care for【喜欢】a cop of coffee?(要被咖啡吗18.She turns me off.(她使我厌烦。

)19.So far so good.(目前为止,一切都好。

)20.It drives【逼迫;迫使】me crazy.(它把握逼疯了。

)21.She never showed up【出席;露面】.(她一直没有出现。

)22.That's not like him.(那不象是他的风格。

)23.I couldn't get through.(电话打不通。

)24.I got sick and tired of hotels.(我讨厌旅馆。

)25.Be my guest.(请便、别客气)26.Can you keep an eye on my bag?(帮我看一下包好吗?)27.Let's keep in touch.(让我们保持联系。

)28.Let's call it a day【决定或同意暂时或永久停止(进行某事29.I couldn't help【避免;阻止】it.(我没办法。

)我翻我译D3W ~,t J N+W,H 30.Something's come up【发生/出现】.(有点事/出事了)31.Let's get to the point【要点/核心问题】.(让我们来谈要点。

)32.Keep that in mind.(记住那件事。

)33.That was a close call.(太危险了/千钧一发)34.I'll be looking forward to it.(我将期待这一天。

)35.Chances are slim【渺茫的;微小的】.(机会很小。

)36.Far from it.(一点也不。

)37.I’m behind in my work.(我工作进度落后了。

)38.It's a pain in the neck【麻烦的事(人)】.(那真是件麻烦事)39.We're in the same boat.(我们处境相同。

)40.My mouth is watering.(我在流口水了。

)41.What do you recommend?(你推荐什么?)42.I ache all over.(我浑身酸痛。

)43.I have a runny nose.(我流鼻涕。

)44.It's out of the question.(这是不可能的。

)45.Do you have any openings?(你们有空缺吗?)46.It doesn't make any difference.(没什么差别/无所谓。

)47.I'm fed up【极其厌烦】with him.(我受够他了。

)48.You can count on【指望;依赖】49.It doesn't work.(坏了;不动了。

)50.It's better than nothing.(总比什么都没有好。

)51.Think nothing of it.(别放在心上。

)52.I'm not myself today.(我今天心神不宁。

)53.I have a sweet tooth.(我喜欢吃甜食。

)54.I can't express【表示;表达;表明】myself very well in English.55.For the time being.(暂时;暂且;目前)56.This milk has gone bad.(这牛奶变质了。

)57.Don't beat around the bush. (别拐弯抹角了58.It's up in the air【悬而未决】.(尚未确定。

)59.Math is beyond【对某人而言难以想象/理解/估计】me.(我对数学无能为力。

)60.It slipped my mind.(我忘了。

)61.You can't please【使人感到满意和愉快】everyone.(你不可能讨好每一个人。

)62.I'm working on【着手;从事】it.(我正在努力。

)63.You bet!(当然!)64.Drop me a line【短信】.(写封信给我)65.Are you pulling my leg【同某人开玩笑;取笑】?(你在开我玩笑吗?)66.Sooner or later.(迟早会的。

)67.I'll keep my ears open.(我会留意的。

)68.It isn't much.(那是微不足道的。

)69.Neck and neck.(不分上下。

)70.I'm feeling under the weather.(我觉得不舒服/精神不好/情绪低落。

)71.Don't get me wrong【误解】.(不要误会我。

)72.I'm under a lot of pressure.(我压力很大。

)73.You're the boss.(听你的。

)74.It doesn't make any sense!(毫无意义!)75.If I were in your shoes【处在某人的位置】.(如果我是你的话。

)76.What's this regarding?(这是关于哪方面的?)77.Over my dead body!(休想!)78.Can you give me a hand【帮手;援助】?(你能帮个忙吗?)79.We have thirty minutes to kill【消磨;打发(时间)】.(我们有三十分钟空闲时间。

)80.Whatever you say.(随便你。

)81.It'll come to me.(我会想起来的。

)82.You name【具体地(说出来)】it!(你说出来。

)83.Time will tell.(时间会证明的。

)84.I will play it by ear【见机行事;临时现做】.(我会见机行事的;到时候再说。

)85.You should take advantage of【利用】it.(你应该好好利用这个机会。

)86.Let's talk over coffee.(我们边喝边谈。

)87.Take it easy.(轻松一点;别紧张;放松放松;再见。

)【这是美国人最喜欢说的话,也可作离[url=javascript:;]用语[/url]。

】88.I'm easy to please【使…高兴;讨…喜欢】.(我很容易取悦/相处。

)89.Let's give him a big hand.(让我们热烈鼓掌。

)90.As far as I'm concerned.(就我而言。

)91.I'm all mixed up.(我全搞混了。

)92.Let's get together one of these days.(找一天聚聚。

)93.He's behind the times.(他落伍了/跟不上时代了。

)94.I'm pressed for time.(我时间紧迫。

)95.I'm up to my ears【忙得不可开交;深陷于某事物中】in work.(我忙死了。

)96.You can't do this to me.(你不能这么对我。

)97.Just to be on the safe side. (为了安全起见。

)98.I hope I didn't offend you.(希望没有冒犯你。

)99.It won't take much time.(不会花很长时间的。

)L-c100.It's been a long time.(好久不见了。

)101.It’s nothing.(小事情;不足挂齿。

)102.It’s a long story.(说来话长。

)103.It's about time.(时间差不多了。

)104.It's incredible.(难以置信!)105.It's hard to say.(难说。

)116.I'm afraid I can't.(恐怕我不行。

)107.That can't be.(不可能。

)108.That's really something.(真了不起。

)109.Are you sure?(你确信吗?)111.Excuse me for a moment.(失陪一会儿。

)112.I mean it. I'm serious. I'm no kidding!(我是认真的。

)113.I'll consider this matter.(我会考虑这件事的。

)114.I'll do something about it.(我会想办法的。

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